JANUARY 2015

Ive got new friends, Ive got some muchneeded perspective, and Ive got cookies!

Mel Ancholy, The Not So Happy Elf

WHY ARE WE HERE?

IBC is a community that exists

because we believe Jesus Christ
transforms lives. We want to be fully
alive as followers of Jesus, and we
hope youll join us on this journey.

HOW DO WE DO THIS?
GROWING IN CHRIST At the
heart of our journey is the gospel of
Jesus. We trust Christ as our Savior
and find ourselves becoming more
like him as we deepen our relationship with him.

Awesome!

CONNECTING IN COMMUNITY

The way of following Jesus is not a

path we walk alone. The gospel story
draws us into a community of people
whose lives are being transformed
by Jesus.

Generally overheard

JOINING THE MISSION Followers

of Jesus arent just saved, theyre also

sent. Believers become witnesses to
the grace of God as they take part in
his mission to rescue and redeem the
lost and broken.
For more about growing in Christ,
connecting in community, and joining the mission at IBC, please contact
info@irvingbible.org.
CONTACT IBC
2435 Kinwest Pkwy
Irving, TX 75063
(972) 560-4600

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WOMENS CHRISTMAS
DINNER & IBC BAND
CHRISTMAS PARTY

On December 2, over 800

women gathered for an evening of great food, beautiful
dcor, and a festive concert
with Meredith Andrews.
The event raised over $4,200
to benefit women in Congo.
On December 13, the IBC band
hosted a lively Christmas party
complete with music, frivolity,
and one tall, grumpy elf.

I had a fantastic time catching up with

so many friends tonight. I love how God
perfectly orchestrated who sat at my table.

Melody, table hostess

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New Years is a loud event. The old, old lady within me just wants to find a piece of plaid flannel and
hunker down in front of a dying fire, with only the soft tick-tick-tick of the clock to announce 2015. But
no. Therell be fanfare. Well have the TV on and someone with an oversized microphone will be shouting
over a swath of humanity. Someone, probably a child, will blow a party horn in my ear. The drive-thru lady
at Whataburger will yell through the speaker at 1 a.m. when we get our traditional New Years Eve taquitos.
Its all so loud.

As Im writing, its still the season of Advent. Were

all waiting, waiting, waiting, and saying, Come,
Lord Jesus. Come. By the time you read this, well
be moving into the light of Epiphany where Christ
Is Come in our hearts and world.

The Bible poets help me. I reflect on the lamenter,

who recites, It is good to wait quietly for the salvation of the LORD (Lam 3:26). I remember the
songwriter, who sings, For God alone, O my soul,
wait in silence, for my hope is from him (Ps 62:5).

But still theres a remnant of Advent, isnt there?

Always will be, until Jesus comes again. And all the
loudness and hollers on New Years belie the real
truth: that this is, really, just another year to wait.
And waiting, biblical waiting, is a quiet thing.

There have been other people who had to wait.

Maybe even you. And whatever they, and you, and
I, were waiting for, what we really wait for is God.
The God who shows up unexpectedly with great
power; the God who remains silent for decades.
The God who intervenes and encourages and spins
gold from ash; the God who darkens the way and
lets death gain a temporary beachhead. Our mysterious, deliberate God.

I try telling this to my very small children. It

doesnt go over very well. I try telling this to myself,
and my tantrum is even bigger. If I must be made to
wait, horror of horrors, then it feels like license to
lash out; like someone is handing me a big, bangedup bullhorn and a wooden crate at a busy intersection for me to unleash on the unfairness of it all.
Fabulously dressed, of course. And with charisma.

In the end, I have nothing really to add to the

greater wisdom of the world by yelling into it, at it,
at God. Trust is loud enough for 2015.

Maybe loud waiting isnt really waiting at all.

*Most beloved and indispensable

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LANGUAGE

FOOD

LIFE

GENERAL

SCIENCE

GEOGRAPHY

TOMFOOLERY

HISTORY
A Chatter suggestion: Next time youre at
Whataburger, do yourself a favor and try
the patty melt with grilled jalapeos. But be
sure youre wearing your eatin pants.

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IBCs next steps

after Journey On.

When I lived in Washington State back in the day, I loved to drive across

the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. At 5,979 feet (1822 m), it was the third-longest
suspension bridge in the world (in main span length) behind the Golden
Gate and George Washington Bridges. I didnt love it because it was long, but
because it was beautiful. Spanning lovely Puget Sound, it took you right to Gig
Harbor one of the quaintest, most gorgeous little towns Ive ever seen.
In other words, I didnt cross the Tacoma Narrows just to cross the Tacoma
Narrows. It was always a nice drive, but fundamentally I crossed it to get to
what was on the other side (yes, I know, like the proverbial chicken except his
quest involved a road, not a bridge).

1. A community of world-class givers at IBC whose passion for ongoing

generosity has been honed by Gods graciousness to our church through
Journey On.
A marathoner at IBC observed that staying motivated as a generous giver
is rather like staying motivated as runner. As soon as you complete one
race, you should schedule the next one. We dont just want to reach the finish line of giving to Gods Kingdom and stop, but rather blow through the
tape to even greater goals down the road. Lord willing, Alice and I intend
to keep giving at our Journey On level long after Journey On is complete.
Our hope is that many at IBC will join us!

Thats why IBC has spent almost two years now crossing the Journey On
bridge to financial freedom. Its been an adventure, especially since weve had
to build the bridge as we go (you can see our progress on the actual bridge in
IBCs Town Square)! As weve laid those 70 planks so far (each one represents
$100-thousand of debt retired) and stepped that much further along, its been
exhilarating to know that God is the Chief Architect and its so much fun to
experience his work. Its been a nice drive so far and promises to get even better
as we knock out those last 20 planks because, when that happens through hard
work and tenacity, hopefully by years end, well be able to complete our journey.

2. A growing vision for ministry at IBC that matches Gods dream for
IBC that we would be working to bring glimpses of the Kingdom that is
coming into the kingdom that is. This takes us back to the simple reason
we started Journey On: so that we would have more money for ministry. We decided we would rather finance transformed lives than a banks
spreadsheet. And we still feel that way. After we get debt-free, we can. So
lets! Achieving one dream should not be the end of dreaming, certainly not
when Gods Kingdom is at hand. May each completed dream in IBCs future be the seedbed of renewed and even greater vision for what lies ahead.

Fundamentally, were crossing to get to whats on the other side. Gig Harbor is
on the other side of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. Id like to tell you what I see
on the other side of IBCs Journey On bridge to financial freedom.

3. Specific ministry investment in 2015

The IBC leadership has been praying about some concrete, specific projects we can begin to tackle immediately post-Journey On. Wed love to see
all of them completed or well on their way in 2015, and were praying for
God to provide the funds as IBCers continue to give generously

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Assuming no road-crossing
accidents, a chicken can live
up to 10 years.

IBC Partner My Refuge House Building Projects

My Refuge House provides emergency and long-term care for girls
rescued from the sex trade in Cebu, Philippines. IBC has partnered
with MRH since 2010.

Coming up on January 25 after the 10:45 a.m. service, youll be able to hear
about this and the other beyond-the-bridge projects at the Summit, a regular gathering for invested IBCers designed to inform and encourage. Please
register at irvingbible.org/summit so we can have lunch for you.

GOALS:
Build: Multipurpose Pavilion/kitchen where all the girls and staff will
be able to meet at one time. Currently they do not have a space
where this can happen.
The space will include: Indoor and outdoor kitchen
Open-air meeting space for school, church,
group counseling, and more
Matching Grant: Provide matching funds to build a final cabin for
MRH, which will house six girls.

I dont know about you, but as much as I enjoy going over a world-class bridge,
the best part for me is getting to whats on the other side. Its been a joy building IBCs bridge to financial freedom with all of you! I admit, I have an almost
childish excitement about getting to walk over the planks of that completed
bridge in our Town Square. Its just a symbol, I know. But hey, its also sturdy
and wide and my physical walk across it will be a symbol, too of my gratitude for Gods provision for IBC in the past and his leading to expanded
ministry in the future.

IBC Unreached People Group Audio Bible

For the past 15 years, IBC has been actively involved to reach the K*
people in India and East Africa.
GOALS:
Finance the recording of an audio Bible in the K* language. The K*
people are oral leaners and IBC wants to bring them the Bible in a
form from which they can best learn.
Purchase audio Bibles in multiple formats (sd cards, digital players,
etc) to distribute to K language speakers in India, East Africa and
worldwide diaspora.
(*People Group name withheld for security reasons)

I hope you all will walk with me, not just on the bridge, but also to whats on
the other side. No, its not Gig Harbor. Its way better even than that! It is
changed lives, healed hearts, and renewed hope for people right across the
street from IBC and around the world. Lets cross together, shall we?
Pastor Andy hates red lights like root canals.
Andy McQuitty is IBCs Senior Pastor and is a member of the Elder Board.

IBC Renovation of Childrens and Youth Space

GOAL: Renovate the entire West Wing as well as other strategic spaces
on the IBC campus to reclaim desperately needed square footage for
presently overcrowded and substandard childrens and youth meeting
spaces. Schematics and renovation timelines are currently in development.

The oldest operating

gas station in the U.S.
is in Washington State.

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There are over 35 ministries

at IBC, and 110 events planned
for this spring alone. How well
do you know the ins and outs of
Irving Bible Church?

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What you DONT have to do

to join choir

22. Ministry for adoptive

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Bring your ______ to The Table

24. First Watch features coffee,

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Easter event with bounce houses,

hunts, and llamas

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Location of Middle School

mission trip this summer

16. Got rid of my ______. Thanks, FPU.

17. Sermon-Based Small Groups:
advancing the ______ of God
in dark places.

18. Next major church season

20. Director of movie traditionally

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donuts, and ______

26. New Testament namesake

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Sonshine ______ for special kids

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Family Promise: IBC partner

that shelters ______ families

28. A 2435 Kinwest ministry

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Middle Schoolers and High Schoolers

go to ______ ______ in July.

30. Short for fun events for kids

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Baptism location

32. Journey ______

of IBC care-giving ministry

27. Mo is short for ______.

29. Prayer partner candle color
31. Opposite of halting; for newbies or
longtimers looking to re-engage

33. IBC works with the K*

people in

India and in ______.

34. Dwell author

35. Womens Retreat (March 27-29)
not a desert

shown Easter weekend

Square One for ______-______ moms

Pancake Tuesday
First name of long-term IBC custodian who just retired after 18 years
of service.
IBC, single or married 20s and
30-somethings = ______ ______

Shelter from the ______ is IBCs

support group for sexual abuse.

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Zone 6:30 is a great ______ ______

for kids spiritual growth.

18. Mountain to climb at this years VBS

19. IBC Street name
21. Occasionally dedicated on Sunday
23. For hurts, habits, and hangups
25. Prayers of the ______
27. Topic of Womens Bible Study
(hint: Hestons inspiration)
(hint: stethoscopes)

in single-parent families

QUESTIONS about any of the ministries or events you see here?

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Mo (Maurice) Williams is a
professional basketball player
with the NBAs Minnesota
Timberwolves.

Mt. Everest grows by

about a quarter of an
inch (0.25") every year.

Next Steps:

LET FEAR GIVE WAY

hen I think about IBCs focus for 2015 Next Steps I feel nothing
but excitement. I cant wait to see what God does in and through this
community these next 12 months. But when I think back on what
I think of as the major Next Steps moments in my own life, I dont remember
excitement. I remember fear.

When the Spirit beckons us into the kind of uncertainty that demands trust,
the fear burns bright and hot like a bottle rocket. But like a bottle rocket, the
effect is short-lived. In the steps in the stepping, the fear gives way to peace.

When Im faced with something big, my heartbeat quickens, my stomach

clenches, and my mouth dries up like a North Texas lake. My stomach feels
like its contorting into the fetal position, my fingers stop working, and my
mind begins to channel that creepy boat scene from Willy Wonka and the
Chocolate Factory. In other words, Im a pretty cool customer.

The same Spirit that filled Peter and Paul, the same Spirit that electrified the
early Church, the same Spirit that raised the Lord Jesus from the dead, is the
same Spirit that whispers to you and me, inviting us, calling us, drawing us
forward out of manufactured suburban safety and into the creative courage
that comes from following Christ wherever he leads.

I remember the fear 20 years ago on a hot night in a little church when the
preacher asked who was ready to accept Christ as their savior. I still dont
know how I took that first step out of my seat and into that aisle, but I did.

Personally, Ive been sifting through a bunch of steps I could take this year.
After all, Im flawed enough that I have plenty of room for improvement. But
where I really feel God leading me, where I really feel excited and convicted
and ready to step out, is investing in and developing young leaders at this
church. Honestly, Im not 100 percent sure what that looks like, and this hasnt
even really been on my radar before, but I feel a pull I cant deny. And so Im
taking a step, welcoming the fear, and trusting that God is somehow both with
and waiting for me as I go.

I remember the fear 10 years ago when it became clear that the girl I was dating was actually the woman I should marry. Oddly enough, that life-altering
step also involved an aisle, and we took that step together.
I remember the fear eight years ago when Annie and I sensed God leading us to
adopt a child. We couldnt fully explain it at the time and Im not even sure
we could explain it now but we took that step too.
All these years later, my relationship with God has had highs and lows, but now
I have the joy of serving my church as a pastor. Annie and I have experienced
triumphs and trials in our marriage, but we celebrated our 10th anniversary
with a great deal of gratitude. And we have this six-year-old who will forever
be an essential part of our family even though she doesnt share our DNA.
In each case, the Spirit whispered and a next step presented itself. In each
case, the fear presented itself too, but the thing about fear is that it doesnt last.

In the Spirit of the living God, the fear gives way to peace.

The new year has a way of beginning with a bang parties, resolutions, college
football, returning ill-fitting Christmas presents, and so on. Thats all fine and
good, but the thing that makes all the difference for you in 2015 probably wont
be a bang. In fact, itll probably sound more like a whisper.
Years ago, Scott McClellan was bumped from performing at a nationally
broadcast event in favor of Steven Curtis Chapman. Scott couldnt have been
more relieved.
Scott is IBCs Communications Pastor. He is married to Annie and has two daughters, Maggie and Elise.

Bottle Rocket was a 1996, Wes

Anderson directed film staring
Luke and Owen Wilson.

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Faithful Presence
Epiphany 2015

One of my most memorable college experiences was taking final

exams in the midst of a snowstorm. The power had gone out and the tests

had to be taken regardless of the weather. I would have appreciated a few more
days to study, but my lack of preparation is another story. Classes weremoved
around campus so students could take exams in rooms with windows to allow
what little sunlight there was on that cloudy day to shine through the windows.
I was grateful for the dim light seeping into the room, allowing me to finish my
final exams.
That experience reminds me of how Scripture contrasts light and darkness in
the writings of the prophets and in the New Testament. And even within the
Christian calendar, the interplay of the metaphors of light and darkness are
particularly prominent. Beginning with Advent, which marks the start of the
liturgical season, we remember and celebrate the first coming of Christ, while
eagerly longing for his return. The theme of light breaking forth through the
darkness illuminates our looking back and leaning forward during this period.
The echo of Isaiah 9.2 can be heard in Advent: The people who walked in
darkness have seen a great light; those who lived in the land of deep darkness
on them light has shined.

We are to bring his

grace and light
wherever we go in
our neighborhoods,
workplaces, families,
and even in the
valleys of life.

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As we progress in the calendar we move from the season of Advent towards

Epiphany. The word epiphany simply means appearing or manifestation.
We often hear the word epiphany today in association with light-bulb or
aha! moments when we experience clarity or illumination.
It is the season of Epiphany that takes the metaphors of light and darkness
even further. Jesus, the light of the world as John declares (John 8:12), has
been made known to the world. Christ is revealed as Savior and Lord both to
Israel and to the Gentiles. The light of the gospel has gone out into the whole
world and is shining brightly!
In addition to celebrating the manifestation of Jesus as Savior for the world,
the season of Epiphany also reminds the church of her mission in the world.
As author Bobby Gross notes, The one who shows himself to us asks us to
make him known to others. We are called to bear witness to the God we have
seen, heard and experienced. Thus, it is fitting that our worship and attention during this season here at IBC is focused on how we can shine the light

It takes 6 billion-billion electrons

to light a 100-watt light bulb for
just 1 second.

LETS
TALK
CANCER.
A panel discussion with Pastor Andy and other IBCers
affected by cancer
of Christ to those around us, both in word and deed. It is an opportunity to
remember our mission in the world, and also an invitation for us to embody the
good news of Jesus.
This year Epiphany will run from January 11 to February 15. Over the course of
these several weeks, the IBC Teaching Team will focus its attention on the idea
of displaying the light of the gospel by being faithfully present. The idea of faithful presence simply means to be committed to the people and places around us
to embody the gospel to them. We are to bring his grace and light wherever we
go in our neighborhoods, workplaces, families, and even in the valleys of life.
We who have been transformed by the grace of Jesus have the opportunity to be
used by God to transform the people and places God has planted us near. This is
the work God wants to do in us and in our world.
Each week during our Epiphany sermon series, we will discover where God is
already at work in our season and context of life, discern how he is inviting us
to participate in expressing the gospel through our faithful presence towards
others, and commit to joining him in that endeavor.
Unique also to IBC this year during the season of Epiphany will be the launch of
a new class and a book.Pastor Andy has written an excellent book on his experience with cancer, suffering, and his journey through the valleys of life. In conjunction with Andys book release, IBC will host a class in February designed to
equip and encourage those who have family and friends struggling with cancer.
It is our prayer that during this season of Epiphany we would be receptive to
the work of God in and around us. May we all learn to display the gospel in the
contexts around us by being faithfully present.
Jason Stein loves books and one days aspires to own a two-story library complete
with a spiral staircase.
Jason is a part of Pastoral Staff at IBC and works closely with our IBC Teaching Team on sermon and
series development. He also works with Men at IBC. He is married to Tiffany, Ministry Coordinator for
Women at IBC.

Wednesday, January 21 at 6:30 p.m. West A

In Death Valley, the greatest number of consecutive days with a maximum temperature of 100 F
or above was 154 days in the summer of 2001.

Wednesday, January 21 at 6:30 p.m. West A

No cost and no RSVP needed
If you, or someone you love has been affected by cancer, come
hear Pastor Andy share a little of his cancer journey as described
in his new book, Notes From the Valley.
YOULL ALSO BE ABLE TO:
Ask questions about faith, suffering and caring
for someone with cancer.
Hear from other IBCers who have dealt with cancer.
Learn about a new four-week class starting in February for
those wanting to learn how to better care for someone
affected by cancer.
ABOUT THE BOOK:
Andy, his doctor said, you have a massive tumor that has broken through the wall of your colon. Its cancer. Its serious. Get in
here now.
Hearing you have cancer does more than warn you of death. It
displaces you emotionally and spiritually, as it did for Andy and
the roughly 1,665,540 cancer patients diagnosed in America last
year. It casts you into the land that the psalmist David calls the
valley of the shadow of death.
Andy, a stage-four cancer survivor, wrote Notes from the Valley in the persona of a travel writer documenting his journey. He
writes for anyone battling cancer who is craving Gods wisdom.

On Sunday January 18, every IBC family will receive a

complementary copy of Andys book. The book is also
available for pre-purchase now at amazon.com. Visit
notesfromthevalley.com to read a sample chapter.

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UPCOMING STUFF:
Mens Mentor Breakfast

Saturday, January 17, 8:15 a.m.

Complimentary All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes at IHOP near Sams.
Come learn about the possibilities of
mentoring boys in single-parent families. Bring a friend interested in mentoring! No pressure, just pancakes.
R.S.V.P. to Marsha at
mtribbett@irvingbible.org.

Guy Stuff Service Project

If mentoring seems intimidating, come check out a Guy Stuff event.

Youll see you dont have to be specially trained, ber spiritual, or
have tons of free time to be there for a little guy who needs you.
There are fifteen boys from single-parent families at IBC right now
who are waiting for a mentor.

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The best time to avoid lines at the

DMV is before lunch in the middle of
the week, in the middle of the month.

Saturday, January 24, 11a.m.-2 p.m.

in the Alcove (Breakfast included)
All boys in single-parent families and
their mentors are invited!
R.S.V.P. with Marsha at
mtribbett@irvingbible.org.

O U R

P RO B L EM:

BEING PRESENT

DAVID

IBC NextGen Pastor (oversees

College, Student and Childrens
Ministries), Dad to Lauren, age
19, Zach, age 21, Austin, age 23,
and Andrew, age 25

IF YOU HAD TO SUM UP YOUR PARENTING

STYLE IN A WORD OR TWO, IT WOULD BE:

IF YOU HAD TO SUM UP YOUR PARENTING

STYLE IN A WORD OR TWO, IT WOULD BE:

Evolving.

Strategic and relational. I sought opportunities

along the way to teach principles. Pursuing and
simply being with my kids was (and still is) super
important to me.

MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS AS A PARENT IS:

Not always being present when I am present. So

often as a dad I find myself distracted by emails on
my phone or texts that come in. I often catch myself
checking my phone in the middle of a conversation with my kids. (Yes, I have become a slave to my
phone). My kids are so interesting and uniquely made
by God. I owe it to them to look them in the eye and engage. I was reminded of this by my friend John Dyer,
author of the book, From the Garden to the City, who
said recently that my kids dont know if I am working,
reading or checking scores on ESPN when they see
me with a device in my hand or sitting at my computer. They just know Im disengaged from them.
THE BIGGEST PARENTING LESSON IVE
LEARNED THIS MONTH IS:

My kids are able to do way more than I sometimes

give them credit for, and they can learn from being
allowed to deal with some challenges that come their
way on their own more often.

MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS AS A PARENT IS:

Ok, this may sound a little contradictory, but my

biggest weakness was not being intentional enough
in my relationships with them. My desire was to be
truly present, but I wished I had created more time
with them one-on- one. Its such a clich, but life
truly does move quickly. If it was possible to turn
back time, I would have been more intentional about
truly being present.

Visit irvingbible.org/parenting for more info.

IBC Childrens Pastor,

Dad to Rebekah, age 12,
and Brendan, age 8

FEBRUARY 8, 6:45-8 P.M., IN THE COMMONS

GARY

Your middle school or high school student may not say much, but there
are things he or she really wants you to know about struggles, friendships, and feelings. Are you ready to listen? Join Shop Talk for Listen Up
2.0, featuring a panel with a counselor, youth pastor, parent, and student.
This will be a time of discussion, fun, and learning.

hether youve got elementary kids or high schoolers, parenting is never easy. And it
changes constantly. And its fraught with uncertainty and just a little bit of self-loathing.
Thankfully, IBC has a couple of authentic parents who just so happen to be IBC pastors. (And
not just pastors, but pastors to kids and parents!) It turns out they share the same parenting
struggle. Our bet is you do, too.

THE BIGGEST PARENTING LESSON IVE

LEARNED THIS MONTH IS:

That although each of my kids lives outside my

home, they need their dad more than ever. Im trying
to pursue them (phone, facetime, text) more than
ever before. Ive also tried to raise the frequency and
fervency of my prayer time for them.

Want to learn more about becoming a better parent?

Visit irvingbible.org/parenting for info on upcoming
classes and events. (See Shop Talk ad, this page.)

The first cell phone went on

sale 30 years ago for $4,000.

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A TABLE OF FRIENDS
WHEN WE HEAR THE TERM BLENDED FAMILY WE THINK WE
HAVE A PRETTY CLEAR VISION OF WHAT THAT IS: a new union of two

adults with a combination of his children, her children, and possibly their
children living at the home full-time. Blended families do have common challenges, but each is unique in its own special way. This is how a group of diverse
blended families found a surprising bond they didnt see coming.

It began in the fall of 2013 with the start of the Marriage at IBC semester. Marriage at IBC is an engaging, interactive gathering designed to strengthen marriages of all kinds those that are thriving, coasting, or possibly struggling. It
became apparent to Stan and Bekah Massey, Marriage at IBC Directors, that a
new table grouping made up of blended families would be a strategic addition.
They asked Joe and Becca Walker to act as the table leaders. Joe and Becca
each have two children from previous marriages, and became a blended family
(BF) when they married 17 years ago.
For this special group, BF took on a completely new meaning. None of the
participants were expecting deep community. At best, most were hoping
for pointers and good advice for their marriages. But almost instantly, the
group began to gel and the Walkers began thinking of ways to connect on a
deeper level.
Much to our amazement, the entire group stuck together and completed the
class, says Joe. After the Marriage at IBC semester officially ended, the group
decided to keep the group together as part of the IBC Small Group ministry.
We have been able to share some heavy burdens while receiving support and
positive feedback from other group members, says Melody, who has been
married to Mike McKay since 2009. They admitted they werent expecting the
kind of community they found in the BF group but now theyre invested and
vulnerable. Personally, Ive shared my need to be held accountable and my
desire for honest, loving feedback (especially from the ladies) and I feel very
comfortable when I get it, says Melody.
The BF group gathers twice a month at one centrally located couples home
to share a meal, have some fun, and have very open and honest conversations
about the dynamics in their blended marriages. We have discovered this is
a wonderful way to have and share community, says Joe. The key is to do it

Marriage at IBC spins off a unique

small group of blended families.

in such way that you are benefitting from a commonality, which adds another
dimension. You develop greater responsibility and feelings for the other group
members.

The group members are only alike in that they are blended families. In all other
areas, they are diverse from ages, to children, to backgrounds, to professions,
as well as geographical location. I would have never dreamed of putting this
group of people together, says Mike McKay. It works, though. Melody adds,
I truly believe God brought us all together. Even though there are many differences among us, we seem to all fit together very well!
The group as a whole seems to share that sentiment: God intentionally joined
them. David and Melissa Churchill met when they were both members of the
Thrive (the IBC singles community). But when we got married, we suddenly
felt out of touch with the group where we had found such strong community
for several years. It was as if our entire life had changed, says Melissa. Much
to my surprise, we met this wonderful group of people that filled that void that
I was sure was going to remain empty for many years. Only God can orchestrate the meeting of a group like this.
And lest anyone think the BF group is ultra-serious, every group member is
quick to point out that they are mostly a group of friends. Mike calls it a
table of friends and Melissa points out they are good friends who have FUN
together. Eating and laughing are high on the groups priority list.
Melissa sums it up this way: God took this group of couples, knowing where
we all came from and where we will go, and said, Here are the new friends for
the next leg of your journey. Be blessed.
There are many ways to connect in community with others at IBC. Sermonbased small groups is one of them. Visit irvingbible.org/smallgroups.
If you are a blended family looking for practical tools and encouragement, check
out Perfectly Blended, an 8-week enrichment study that teaches usable solutions and tips for building a healthy family dynamic. For information, contact
janhere@verizon.net.
Want to check out Marriage at IBC? See ad below.

Dont settle for

Were fine.
Whether your marriage is sinking, coasting along,
or going full-throttle, every marriage needs some TLC.
Marriage at IBC starts January 4, 9 a.m. in the High School Room
in the West Wing. Register at irvingbible.org/marriage.
Registration not required, but strongly encouraged as space is limited.
SAVE-THE-DATE Join Marriage at IBC on February 22 for a special presentation
on sex with Debby Wade, LPC, Licensed Marriage and Family Therapist, and Certified Sex Therapist. This presentation is open to all, but space is limited.

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Today, close to 25% of married adults

are in a second or subequent marriage.
(Pew Research Center)

Legacy Journey

If you were to fast-forward 30, 40, 50 years and look back on your life,
what would your legacy be? What are you doing today to affect that legacy?
Youve probably heard of Financial Peace University (FPU) if youve been around IBC long
enough, but theres a follow-up class in place that you might not be familiar with: Legacy
Journey. Legacy Journey (LJ) is for anyone who has completed FPU and is looking for
concrete ways to manage life, money and resources in such a way to leave a lasting legacy for
their families and Gods kingdom. Meet Dan and Barbara, two FPU and LJ graduates whose
lives will never be the same.
DAN HOWELL
Stats: Single, 30-something
Work: Account manager for an insurance company
IBC: Attended about 8-9 years
God has seen me struggle and stress with finances. I made a fair
share of mistakes, but thanks to the 13-week FPU course I was able
to get organized, get a clear head and learn to make a budget and
control my finances. After FPU, I was invited to survey Legacy
Journey which was a great continuation of what I had been learning.
In LJ, I learned more about managing money but also about passing
it on, including details about and the importance of having a will.
Debt creates an uphill battle, but when you find your freedom you
can give from your excess to bless individuals and ministries. Legacy
Journey helped me think more about my purpose in life and how my finances can free me up
to plug into that purpose.
I also found more peace knowing that all of my finances are organized and in one place.
My family can now pick up my folder and see all my accounts, medical information,
insurance policies and mortgage lien holder thanks to the practical steps Ive applied from
Legacy Journey.
All in all, I am more intentional about money. I am not obsessed with it but I have a healthy
respect for what it can do and how it can work. FPU and Legacy Journey combined helped
me make some tough decisions, changed my thinking about savings and debt, and helped me
sacrifice so I can LIVE and GIVE like no one else.
BARBARA STICKNEY
Stats: Single, 50-something
Work: Former Sales/Financial Analyst (on the hunt for something currently)
IBC: Attended about 4 years; Womens Bible Study and FPU Table leader
FPU and Legacy Journey really helped prepare me for what every
50+ working person fears the most getting laid off from a job.
Because of the classes, I was able to have a plan in place (emergency
fund, no debt, saving for the future), so when I was laid off this past
summer I still had total peace. Only God can do that!
In fact, as I write, I am in the Middle East on a 2-week mission trip
that I never would have been able to do with my hectic work schedule.
By having a financial plan in place and total confidence that God
is in control of my life and finances I am able to step out and move
in areas that God has called me to move in. If I hadnt taken the classes and made the adjustments, I think I would have been fearful of the future. Instead, to quote Dave Ramsey, Im
starting to transition to that place in life where I can live and give like no one else! Its a
place of joy and peace and fulfillment that words cant describe.

Martha Washington is
the only woman whose
portrait has appeared
on U.S. currency.

FPU and LJ: Whats the difference?

FINANCIAL PEACE
UNIVERSITY might be
right for you if...

LEGACY JOURNEY
might be right for
you if...

1. You have virtually no

savings, no financial
goals, and no idea
where to start.

1. You have completed FPU

and wonder, what does
God have next for me?

2. You have significant

consumer debt and are
a bit overwhelmed
about how to get out of
said debt.
3. You see big college
tuition expenses coming
and wonder how to save
enough.
4. You would like to retire
someday or at least
consider doing so.
5. Youre newly married
and realize the #1 cause
of divorce the first 7
years of marriage is
money-related.

2. You are learning to

manage your money, but
wonder what investments you should consider for the long haul.
3. You wonder how to
utilize and protect your
wealth for the kingdom
of God and generations
to come.
4. You have questions
about estate planning
and wills. Do I need
them? How do I get
started?
5. You wonder how much
is enough? What does
contentment look like
from a biblical and
practical standpoint?

READY TO START?
FINANCIAL PEACE UNIVERSITY
Wednesday evenings, beginning March 18,
6:30 p.m. in West D
Register at: irvingbible.org/fpu
Kidzone available with prior registration.

LEGACY JOURNEY
Sunday mornings, beginning January 18,
9 a.m. in West C
Register at irvingbible.org/legacyjourney
Questions about either class?
Contact Kym at kyeichner@irvingbible.org.

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UPC O M I N G

January

February

JANUARY 4

JANUARY 17

FEBRUARY 1

Marriage at IBC Kickoff

9 a.m. High School Room

Mens Mentor Informational

For those interested in mentoring boys in single-

Baby Dedication Orientation

9 a.m. Training Center

See article, pg. 12.

parent families. See article, pg. 10.

Orientation for baby dedications on February 8.

Register online starting January 15 at irvingbible.

Middle School Life on Life Kickoff

10:30 a.m. Student Ministries Area
High School LifeGroups Kickoff
6:45 p.m. Student Ministries Area

org/babydedication.

JANUARY 18
Legacy Journey 9 a.m. West C

FEBRUARY 7

See ad, pg. 13.

JANUARY 7

Mission Lunch
12:45 p.m. The Alcove

2435 Kinwest Kickoff

See ad, pg. 17.

Bible Reading and Reflection Class

8 a.m.
See ad, pg. 16.

See ad, pg. 17.

JANUARY 8
The Gathering Kick Off
7 p.m. The Commons

FEBRUARY 8

JANUARY 19

Shop Talk 6:45 p.m.

Mission Trip Informational 7 p.m.

See article, pg. 11.

See ad, pg. 17.

Heart Box Sunday all day

irvingbible.org/youngadults

See ad, pg. 17.

JANUARY 21

Propel 10:45 a.m. West A

See ad, pg. 16.

JANUARY 10

Panel Discussion about Cancer

6:30 p.m. West A

Writers Workshop
10 a.m.12 p.m. Commons Annex

See ad, pg. 9.

FEBRUARY 13-15

Contact Donna at doreilly@irvingbible.org.

High School Winter Retreat

JANUARY 25

Join us at Sky Ranch. Details at irvingbible.org/

students

JANUARY 11

Summit/Annual Meeting
12:30 p.m. West Wing

Baptism Orientation

irvingbible.org/summit

For baptisms occuring on February 15. Register at

FEBRUARY 2021

irvingbible.org/baptism.

Big Man Party

Register at irvingbible.org/men.

JANUARY 13
Womens Bible Study Kickoff
Details at irvingbible.org/women.

JANUARY 15
Newcomer Gathering
7 p.m. The Zone
See ad, this page.

Square One
irvingbible.org/women

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NEWCOMER
DECEMBER 714
GATHERING
If you are new to IBC, we invite you
to attend the Newcomer Gathering, an event designed to help
you learn more about who we are
and how to get plugged in. Meet
church leadership, ask questions,
and get to know other newcomers
in a relaxed, informal environment.

When: January 15, 7-8:30 p.m.

Location: The Zone
Register: irvingbible.org/connect
Questions? Contact Sherri Sharp
at ssharp@irvingbible.org or
(972) 560-4614.

ON G OI N G

BIBLE COMMUNITIES

Groups on Sunday

Synergy
9 a.m. The Alcove
Multi-generational
The Tree
9 a.m. West D
20s & 30s, married & young families
Crossroads
10:45 a.m. West C
Couples & Families late 20s to 40s
Journey
10:45 a.m. The Alcove
All Welcome
On Track
10:45 a.m. Conference Room
Single Parents
Thrive
10:45 a.m. West D
Singles in their 30s & 40s
Legacy Builders
6:45 p.m. West A
All Welcome

CHILDREN

Infants Through 5th Grade

MyZone
Wednesdays, 6:308:15 p.m.
The Zone
Activities, friends, and slime.
No registration required.
Begins January 7.

FAITH & BELIEF

MEALS

The Living Grace Group

Monday nights, 6:30 p.m.
West B, bi-weekly.
For those with mental illness. Starts
January 19. Contact Heath at
heathmurry@yahoo.com.
Family Grace Group
Monday nights, 6:30 p.m. West A
For families/caregivers of those
with mental illness. Starts January 19. Contact Buzz Moody at
myrabuzz@gmail.com.
NAMI Family-to-Family Class
Mondays, 6:30-9:30 p.m.
West C/D
Starts January 12. Contact Joey at
joey@netbreezeinc.com or Debra at
eumoore@yahoo.com.
Stephen Ministry at IBC
One-on-one ministry for hurting
people. Contact stephenministry@
irvingbible.org or call (972) 560-4636.
Spousal Abuse Recovery
Contact Kym at kyeichner@irvingbible.org.

Marriage at IBC
Sundays, 9 a.m.
High School Room
Begins January 4. See ad, pg. 12.
Pre-Marriage Mentoring
Visit irvingbible.org/marriage.

MEN

First Watch
Fridays, 6:22 a.m. The Commons
Contact Jason at jstein@irvingbible.org.

Abortion Recovery Counseling

Contact Kym at (972)560-4632 or
kyeichner@irvingbible.org.
Recovery at IBC
Thursdays, 6:308:30 p.m.
West Wing Youth Lounge
A group for hurts, habits, and
hangups. irvingbible.org/recovery.
Shelter from the Storm
Sexual abuse support group. shelterfromthestormibc@gmail.com
or (214) 725-0898

SPECIAL NEEDS

First Watch Replay

Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m.
Training Center
Contact brianarrington1@yahoo.com.
First Watch Xtra
Wednesday, 6:30 a.m.
Training Center
Contact bcope@huntoil.com.

Visit irvingbible.org/men for

more info.

6 p.m. Town Square

Meals are $3 per person or $10

max./family.
1/4

Awesome pizza and

bread sticks

1/11 Fajita Madness

1/18 All American Burgers

and Brats

Respite Care
January 24

1/25 Chicken tenders and

mashed potatoes

Small Group for Moms

Sundays, 10:45 a.m.12 p.m.

If youd like to serve on a Sunday night meal team, contact Pat

OReilly at (214) 289-6176 or sundaynightmeal@irvingbible.org.

In His Image Bible Study

Sundays, 6:307:45 p.m
Small Group for Parents
Wednesdays, 6:308:15 p.m.
SonShine Pals and Room
Care during Sunday ministry.

STUDENTS

Middle/High School and College

Middle School Sundays

Life on Life Sundays
10:30 a.m.12:20 p.m.
Student Ministries area
High School Sundays
Life Groups Sundays, 6:458 p.m.
Student Ministries area
IBC College Ministry
Sundays, 3:30 p.m.
The Commons Annex
Contact college@irvingbible.org.

2435 KINWEST

Wednesday Nights at IBC

IBC Choir
Wednesdays, 78:30 p.m.
IBC Worship Center
Contact Crystal at celwell@irvingbible.org.
Next Gen Choir
Wednesdays, 5:406:30 p.m.
Contact Crystal at celwell@irvingbible.org.

MISSION

ESL: English as a Second Language

Wednesdays, 6:308:30 p.m.
AZ17, 18 and 19

Prayer Meeting
2nd and 4th Wednesdays
6:458 p.m. The Chapel

FREE Citizenship Class

Wednesdays, 6:308 p.m.
IBC Conference Room

Laundry Love
First Saturday of the month
9 a.m.12 p.m.
Contact info@llpirving.org.

IBC Career Transition Ministry

Wednesdays, 6:308 p.m.

Local and Global

SUNDAY
COMMUNITY MEALS

Community & Care

MARRIAGE

The Table
Starts January 18
The Living Room
A place to explore Christianity.
irvingbible.org/thetable

Perfectly Blended Class

Begins January 18, 9 a.m.
Conference Room
A class to facilitate healing and
growth for blended families.
kyeichner@irvingbible.org.

Sit with us on Sunday!

9 a.m. service, lowest right-hand
section, Rows 5 & 6, facing the
stage. Visit irvingbible.org/singleparents for more info.

Growing Together

Community and Resources

Community Care

Community and Resources

Contact specialneeds@irvingbible.
org for more info.

Events and Resources

HOPE & HEALING

SINGLE PARENT

Visit 2435kinwest.org.

WEDNESDAY
MIDWEEK MEALS
56:20 P.M.
Cost is $3/meal or $10 max./
family. PB&J sandwiches are
also available.
1/7

Chopped BBQ sandwiches,

baked beans, cole slaw,
chips, dessert. Hosted by
Marlene Brittons team.

1/14

Grilled chicken in alfredo

sauce, mixed veggies,
scalloped potatoes, rolls,
dessert. Hosted by Pat
Downeys team.

1/21

Enchiladas, tacos, refried

beans, chips and salsa,
home-baked cookies.
Hosted by Barbara
Wittes team.

1/28

Baked chicken quarters,

baked beans, superb french
fries, rolls, brownies. Hosted
by Bob Downeys team.

Changes to the menu may be made

depending on food cost, availability,
and Bob Downeys whim.
If youd like to serve on a Wednesday night meal team, please email
bdowney@irvingbible.org.

Are you
ready to get
intentional
this year?
Bible Reading & Reflection Class
February 7, 8 a.m.12 p.m., in West D

In a recent survey of over 500 churches, Bible

reading and reflection was discovered to be the
most powerful catalyst for spiritual growth. If
spiritual growth is your priority in 2015, come
learn six key practices that will help make your
time in Gods Word more effective, enjoyable
and transformative.
For more info or to sign up,
please visit irvingbible.org/explore.

WANT TO
FIND YOUR
PLACE
AT IBC?

Welcome to
the Table!
Welcome to the Table! The Table exists to engage people in
a conversation about faith and the hard questions of life.
At IBC we seek to foster an open, relaxed and safe environment. The Table is a place where your questions are invited
and welcomed, and where you can voice your doubts. It
is a place for you to explore Christianity with others on a
similar journey.
Each of the five sessions in this class focuses on an objection to the Christian faith.
Register online or at the kiosk in the Town Square.
Questions? Contact jstein@irvingbible.org.
Seating is limited. To register, visit irvingbible.org/thetable.

Class Dates: January 18 February 15 at 10:45 a.m.

(Sunday mornings) in the Living Room.

Are you new to IBC? Are you in a new normal? Empty

Nester? Just want to find your place? If you cant seem to
figure out what IBC is all about or how you fit into the larger
picture (and you want free breakfast), Propel is the place
for you! Well talk about what it means to grow in Christ,
connect in community, and join the mission and what that
might mean for you specifically at IBC.
All are welcome, age 18 and up. Propel is a comfortable small
group environment.
Sundays, February 8March 1 at 10:45 a.m. in West A
Register: irvingbible.org/connect
Questions? Contact Sherri at ssharp@irvingbible.org.

U P C O M I N G

E V E N T S

MISSION LUNCH
Sunday, January 18, 12:45 p.m. in The Alcove
Come hear from the Executive Directors of two of
our local partners, Mercy House and New Friends
New Life. Please RSVP to Tricia at tkinsman@
irvingbible.org.

MISSION TRIP INFORMATIONAL

Monday, January 19, 7 p.m., in The Alcove
Come learn about IBCs intergenerational summer trips to Romania and Haiti.

HEART BOX SUNDAY: FEBRUARY 8

February is the month when we typically think
of love whom we love, how we love, who
loves us. One of the most practical ways to love
is to meet the everyday needs of people, just
like Jesus did.

We are kicking off for Spring

January 7, and youre invited.
DID YOU KNOW THAT IRVING HAS THE MOST
DIVERSE ZIP CODE IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY?
IBC has a unique opportunity to serve the world without moving an
inch. Thats why we open our doors every Wednesday night to provide
practical services and resources for the neighbors in our community.
2435 KINWEST SERVICES AND ACTIVITIES:
$3 Meal
Medical Clinic
ESL
Job Transition class
Citizenship class
Special Needs Parent Group

MyZone for
elementary children
Student Ministry for
middle and high school
Tutoring
Choir

All services are free (except the meal). For more information, including
times, please visit irvingbible.org/2435kinwest or contact Shannon Miller
at smiller@irvingbible.org.

GET ZONED IN!

On February 8, come to church ready to drop

off items into any of the Heart Boxes that will
be available in Town Square. Our IBC Middle
Schoolers have decorated one for each of our
local partners.
The list below represents items that our partners have said would bless them most. Please
choose one (or more), purchase the item(s) and
drop it off in the respective box on Sunday,
February 8. We will only have Heart Boxes in
Town Square on that day.
PARTNER NEEDS
Laundry Love Powdered laundry soap & dryer sheets
Mercy House Diapers (newborn through 1 year)

MyZone is a place where kids can introduce their friends to

Jesus through fun activities, fellowship, and in-depth conversations. (Oh, and slime. Lots and LOTS of slime!)
WHO
WHERE
WHEN
COST

Grades K-5th
K-2nd graders: Zone Jr.; 3rd-5th: The Zone
Wednesday Nights, 6:30-8 p.m. starting January 7
MyZone is a free event.

Registration is now open at irvingbible.org/childen.

Registration is not required but is appreciated.

Mercy Street Socks (K-12)

Family Promise Twin blankets
The Main Place Bibles
Brighter Tomorrows Twin Mattress Pads
The Gatehouse Journals (include a note of encouragement)
New Friends New Life Housecleaning Supplies
SchoolWorks Some school supply

Questions? Contact Tricia at tkinsman@irvingbible.org.

Visit irvingbible.org/mission to learn more about our
local partners.

Zone 6:30

A Bible Study for kids.

Help your child take the next step in their

faith journey this spring and prepare them
for a life-long love of Scripture.
WHO K-5th Grade
WHEN 6:307:30 p.m. every Tuesday, resuming January 6
WHERE The Zone
Questions about My Zone or Zone 6:30? Contact children@irvingbible.org.

HOW DO I GIVE?
My Time, Talents & Skills

LOOKING TO
GET CONNECTED?

Mercy House Liaisons

Do you have a heart for single, pregnant women?
Then we have opportunities for you to use your
gifts and talents to support Mercy House, our partner who empowers pregnant women with hope,
help, and a future. Contact Tricia at tkinsman@
irvingbible.org.

Whats the path to getting connected around here

anyway? Were glad you asked. Here are the steps
to take for having your questions answered,
figuring out the IBC story, and, if you're feeling
ready, plugging in.

Senior Citizen Volunteers

Do you have a heart for senior citizens? MacArthur
Hills, a neighborhood senior living facility, is completed. Contact Tricia at tkinsman@irvingbible.org if
youd like to serve.

Start

Medical Professionals Needed

Our weekly medical clinic needs professional health
care providers (MD, PA, FNP) to provide treatment
for our patients. Volunteers serve on a rotating
basis and do not need to serve every week. Contact
Charles at cpierce@2435clinic.org.

JOIN IN WORSHIP
So you found the address, a place to park, and a breath
mint on the way in. Good work! If youre reading this,
youve probably already taken the first step attending a
worship service. This is the first and most important place
to start, so keep coming. Become a regular. Make sure to
fill out a Newcomer Card. Tell us a little about yourself and
let us know how we can engage with you. Somebody will
reach out to you this week. Visit irvingbible.org/connect.

Childrens Ministry Leaders

Each Sunday, IBC helps about 800 kids grow in
Christ and connect in community. We are in need of
people of all ages to invest in the next generation
of nursery, preschool, and elementary kids. We have
opportunities for all skill sets. Contact Melody at
mparlett@irvingbible.org.
Safety Team
Do you have a desire to serve and protect others?
Contact Chris Rose at crose@irvingbible.org. Please
include any credentials and relevant experience.
Family Promise Volunteers
Our next Family Promise host week will be January
25-31. There are many opportunities to serve such
as providing meals or transportation. Sign-ups
available at irvingbible.org/localmissions or email
Becky at familypromise@irvingbible.org.
Mentor Kids in Single-Parent Families
Men and women are needed for gender-specific
mentoring of children from single parent families.
Contact Marsha at mtribbett@irvingbible.org.
Meal Team Volunteers
IBC makes meals available both Sunday and
Wednesday nights. These fun teams could use
some additional volunteers to serve together. For
Sundays, contact sundaynightmeal@irvingbible.org.
For Wednesdays, contact bdowney@irvingbible.
org.

CHECK OUT THE NEWCOMER GATHERING

So youre kicking the IBC tires? Good! Were so glad youre
here. The Newcomer Gathering is a great opportunity to
meet church leadership, learn what IBC is all about, and
connect with other newbies in a fun, relaxed environment.
Next Newcomer Gathering: January 15

SIGN UP FOR PROPEL

All right! Youre feeling the IBC vibe and want to see
where you might get involved. Propel is a 4-week class that
explores the IBC calling and culture, and how your unique
personality and passions fit in. Meet many of our pastors
and directors of ministries at IBC. Next Propel: February 8

JOIN A COMMUNITY
Youre firing on all cylinders but something is missing And
that something is a someone, or a group of someones.
Enter sermon-based Small Groups, Womens Bible Study,
First Watch, and more. We encourage you to find a group
and connect authentically with others.
Visit irvingbible.org/adults.

My Resources
Laundry Soap and Dryer Sheets
Laundry Love is collecting laundry soap and dryer
sheets for their monthly events in Irving. Please
bring these to the Laundry Love box in the donation area by the Training Center. For more info visit
llpirving.org or contact info@llpirving.org.
Online Giving Option
If you would find it more convenient to donate to
the ministries of Irving Bible Church online, visit
irvingbible.org/give.

FIND A PLACE TO SERVE

Youve come a long way since that first breath mint. Youve
been busy worshipping, learning, relating, and committing.
And its at this point that you might start looking around
at all the people who help create those events ushers,
greeters, meal team members, table hosts, small group
leaders, and the like. Your next step now is to join them!
Consider your passions, talents and spiritual gifts and then
ask about a place to serve. Visit irvingbible.org/serve.

FOR MORE INFO, VISIT IRVINGBIBLE.ORG/CONNECT OR LOOK

FOR THE NEWCOMER GUIDES AROUND THE IBC CAMPUS.
(If you dont see them just yet, hold on. Theyll be available soon.)

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While FNP stands for Family Nurse

Practitioner, it's also a series of
semi-automatic pistols made in
South Carolina.

IN WITH
THE OLD

elcome to 2015. Or, as the not-as-averse-to-sarcasm-as-youwould-think Holy Spirit calls it, the 23rd Anniversary of Your
Resolution to Learn More About the Old Testament Beyond
Psalm 23. (The Holy Spirit is often quite verbose, as well.) And
while the best way to delve deeper into the depths of divine doctrine might be
to procure a good study guide, exhaustive concordance, tri-color highlighter
and, you know, a Bible, I think we can all agree that the best method is rarely
the easiest method. But the easiest method is often good enough. Subject to approval by our triune God. Which is still pending.
So please, put down the Beth Moore Immersive Immersion Study of II Samuel
3:1-5 Volume 1 of 4 and lets get on with the good enough.

THE LAW The first five books of the Bible Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus,
Numbers, Deuteronomy make up what is commonly referred to by folks with
access to Wikipedia as The Pentateuch, or The Torah for those who dance the
hora. Written by Moses Charlton Bale Rabbeinu, this five-set series from
Time-Life Books contains the framework of Creation and the foundation of, as
the Sunday school teachers say, the Big God Story.
First, obviously, is Genesis. Long before rising to fame as the moniker of
a British prog-rock-cum-pop-band featuring synth drum aficionado Phil
Bob Hoskins Collins, Genesis detailed the Fall of Man, possibly being your
brothers keeper, the worlds first and worst water park, the covenant and
concubines of Abraham, and Josephs Rainbow Loom serape and rise in Egypt.
Next is Exodus, starring Batman and Mr. Clean. Then Leviticus, featuring
priests, ceremonies and more references to scabs than youll find at a union
hall. And finally, Numbers and Deuteronomy which each contain thousands
upon thousands of inspired words that no one has ever read.
THE HISTORICAL HISTORIES A dozen books of the OT recount much of
the history of the nation of Israel: Joshua, Judges, Ruth, Ezra, Nehemiah and
Esther, along with Samuel, Kings, Chronicles and their sequels. None of which
include any prophets doing the electric boogaloo. Many events are recounted
more than once in various passages, which can be quite confusing. So its
advised that you just nod knowingly as if you understand whats going on while
reading. If you have a beard, stroke it.

MPAA ratings board for adult situations. And then theres Job, the oldest
book in the Old Testament. Youve no doubt heard about the patience of Job.
Thats not in reference to Jobs patience in dealing with Satans shenanigans.
Its about the patience you learn in reading 42 chapters full of whiny frenemies
and a mention of a dinosaur that aint nothin but a MacGuffin.
MAJOR PROPHETS The five books that make up the Major Prophets were
authored by four guys who could get away with wearing robes bedazzled with
Im kind of a big deal. But they didnt. But they could have. The books Isaiah,
Jeremiah, Lamentations, Ezekiel and Daniel are full unto bursting with (elbow alert) major prophecies regarding Israel, the Messiah and, depending on
your eschatological viewpoint, the end times. Some high notes include: Isaiah
sprouting eagle wings and flying too close to the sun, Jeremiah lamenting four
score and seven hundred woes, Ezekiel tossing a valleys worth of bones into a
first-generation Ronco food dehydrator, and Daniel chillaxing with some hep
big cats while his bros did the ultimate Tony Robbins firewalk. Also, lots of
Babylonians and Assyrians.
MAJOR PAIN TO PRONOUNCE MINOR PROPHETS Quick, name
something profound Haggai wrote. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Trick question:
Haggai is actually a brand of relaxed waistband slacks favored by men who
are comfortable enough in their oldness to use the word slacks. The only
thing you need to know about the Minor Prophets is that Jonah is one of them,
and that he spent three nights in the belly of a giant fish (played by Abe Vigoda)
before being spewed into Nivea where the residents turned his coating of
whale guts into lotions, birthing an emollient empire that lasts to this day and
is available at Target and other fine retailers worldwide and possibly Osco.
That feeling you now sense surging through your marrow is called wisdom.
Use it as often and as loudly as possible, preferably after Sunday services to
correct the pastor. Also, youre welcome.
Jason Fox wishes Bible apps came with gold leaf edges. Dont ask.
Jason writes from Omaha, Nebraska, where he is 43rd in line to become the Cornhuskers
head football coach.

Confusion aside, there are many exciting events to learn about within these
books. The walls of Jericho turning into a failed Jenga game. David the literal
giant killer (good). David the metaphorical lady killer (bad). Solomon not
cutting a baby in half. Sampson losing a bet and his strength by going to Great
Clips. Esther sticking it to the Haman. Gideon and the Soggy Fleece of Victory.
And more!
MISCELLANEOUS POETRY (AND JOB) Every once in a while, the OT
throws in a book of ancient poetry to cleanse the palate after serving so many
grapes of wrath. Chief among these is Psalms, a book of Hebrew songs and
poems written mostly by King David. These Bronze Age raps lack the whimsical wordplay and flow of todays maddest beats, but are chock-a-block with a
wisdom greater than a thousand Kanyes. Proverbs contains enough, um, proverbs to confuse your kids until theyre 42. Ecclesiastes sounds like a skin condition, but is actually more depressing, what with Solomons moaning about
everything being a vanity of vanities. Song of Solomon gets a soft R from the
In literature, a MacGuffin is a goal
or desire of the protagonist, but often
has little, if any, narrative explanation.

In 1982, Time magazine erred in

printing Abe Vigodas obituary.
He said he found the whole
matter rather amusing.

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The Dyer family (L to R: Benjamin, John,

Rebecca and Amber) pay a visit to Durham
Castle, Englands only undefeated castle.
Until now. Chatter wins!

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