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Sexual Intercourse Agreement Contract

This Sexual Intercourse Agreement is entered into on [DATE] between [NAME [PARTY
A] and [NAME] [PARTY B], herein referred to as Partners, who will engage in sex
ual intercourse in accordance with the terms and conditions set forth in this do
cument.
1. The Sexual Intercourse (henceforth referred to as sex ) is completely consensual
. By both parties signing this document, they given their written consent to eng
age in sex with each other.
2. The act of sex consented to are as follows:
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Vaginal Sex (Party A Receives)


Vaginal Sex (Party B Receives)
Anal Sex (Party A Receives)
Anal Sex (Party B Receives)
Oral Sex (Party A Receives)
Oral Sex (Party B Receives)

3. The act of the male orgasm (if applicable) consented to are as follows:
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Internal
Internal
Internal
Internal
External
External
External
External
External
External
External
External
External

(Vaginal)
(Anal)
(Oral)
(Nasal Passage)
(Facial)
(Neck)
(Chest)
(Stomach)
(Buttocks)
(Thighs)
(Legs)
(Feet)
(Back)

4. Birth control (if applicable) is upon the responsibility of (check all that a
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[ ] Party B
4.a Birth control being employed:
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Condom
Birth Control Pill
IUD
Other: ________________________________________

5. Positions of intercourse being employed:


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Abandoned Underage Orphan


Abraham Lincoln
Amateur Open Heart Surgery
Angry Gravedigger
Cancer Patient
Canine

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Cowgirl
Disappointed Pit Bull
Dragonrider
Feline
Fish Market
Gaping Dragon
Lava Lamp
Mailman
Missionary
Murder
Olive Garden
Piledriver
Pretzel
Rabbit
Regular Mom
Reverse Cowgirl
Sif The Great White Wolf
Soccer Mom
Suicide Bomb
Swedish Sacrifice
Terminal 7
Zweihander
Other: ______________________________________________________

6. Locations of intercourse being employed:


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Attic
Basement
Bath
Bed (Single)
Car (Back Seat, Drivers)
Car (Back Seat, Passengers)
Car (Front Seat, Drivers)
Car (Front Seat, Passengers)
Car (Trunk)
Dining Room
Dungeon
Floor (Attic)
Floor (Basement)
Floor (Bathroom)
Floor (Bedroom)
Floor (Dining Room)
Floor (Dungeon)
Floor (Garage)
Floor (Kitchen)
Floor (Living Room)
Garage
Kitchen
Living Room
Shower
Other: ________________________________________________

7. Third party materials and tools may be employed as follows:


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Dildo
Vibrator
Vegetable:_____________________________________________
Fruit:_________________________________________________
Cactus
Nettles

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Insects
Household Appliances:___________________________________
Rope
Chains
Meat Hooks
Knives
Guns
Explosives
Nuclear Materials
Latex
Glass
Tactical Missiles
Cannons
Hats
Other:________________________________________________

8. Marital status of both parties have been discussed and agreed upon as such:
Party A
P
arty B
[ ] Single
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[ ] In a relationship (With Party B)
[ ] In a relati
onship (With Party B)
[ ] In a relationship (To a separate Party C)
[ ] In a relationsh
ip (To a separate Party C)
[ ] Married (To Party B)
[ ] Marrie
d (To Party B)
[ ] Married (To a separate Party C)
[ ] Married (To
a separate Party C)
[ ] Domestic Partnership (With Party B)
[ ] Domestic Partner
ship (With Party B)
[ ] Domestic Partnership (With a separate Party C) [ ] Domestic Partnership (
With a separate Party C)
[ ] Widowed (To Party B)
[ ] Widowed (
To Party B)
[ ] Widowed (To a separate Party C)
[ ] Widowed (To a
separate Party C)
[ ] Divorced (To Party B)
[ ] Divorce
d (To Party B)
[ ] Divorced (To a separate Party C)
[ ] Divorced (To
a separate Party C)
8.a If either party is in a relationship, domestic partnership, or marri
age with a separate Party C,
by signing this contract they agree that they ar
e consciously being unfaithful to Party C, unless
it has been discussed wi
th and agreed upon with Party C.
9. By signing this contract, you agree to all above marked criteria, and agree t
o perform them to their full extent. Failure to complete requested acts may be c
onsequential under penalty of law. If either party performs an act not marked ab
ove, they may be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law. If at any time eit
her party agrees to a previously unmarked section above, all sex must be immedia
tely terminated until the new agreement has been filled out and signed upon. If
at any time either party wishes to revoke their agreement to an above marked sec
tion, all sex must be immediately terminated until the section in question is re
vised and signed upon. All parties involved are above the age of consent in the
jurisdiction of their respective governments. By signing this contract, you agre
e that you are in a proper state of mind to make such an agreement (i.e. under t
he influence of alcohol, drugs, grief, infatuation, lust, etc). Once this contra

ct has been finalized, both parties are immune from legal action over any agreed
upon above section. By signing the final signature of this contract, it is fina
lized and may not be revised.
Preliminary Signatures:
Party A
Party B
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Intermediate Signatures (please list changes made next to signatures):


Party A
Party B
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Party A
Party B
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Party A
Party B
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Final Signatures:
Party A
Party B
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