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relationship between 4-B, the Chamber,
Taxpayers
are
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incredibly
under-
City Hall, and the large businesses/criminal system at the Comal County Fair blaring across
enterprises you get in bed with.
Does small business get a break on taxes Events such as these are why I live here.
in this town? No. Do the locals get higher or
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those taxes (or the valuations theyre based New Braunfels. If someone wants to propose a
on) have been approved to go up three times. sound ordinance to eliminate goings-on at the
(Or maybe four. Weve actually lost count.) Pour House, those next two events are even
Do the owners of large commercial buildings
Meek takes credit for the genius of the deal something else on their moral agenda. Cause
and the commensurate civic generosity.
4-B, youre sitting on $22 million taxpayer Haus aint nothin compared to the incessant
dollars, which is enough to pay off everybodys trains all hours of the day and night.
property taxes for nearly two years, but its
earmarked for the politically connected. Go meeting to bring this up, but, unfortunately, Ill
#### yourselves. Seriously. You need to really
consider what youre doing. Its shameful.
Weve got to ask, are the millions of dollars polluter which I can always clearly hear from
that 4-B has paid to the Chamber of Commerce
project? Because thats a lot of scratch to the Comal County Fair Parade. In fact, it
provide to a small-town drinking club.
Thursday
Cow-E-Oke
Friday
Slim Bawb
Saturday
Drawing for
Vegas Getaway.
No entry fee!
over the years, considered a quality of life is invited to the extent its a county holiday),
marches right past the Pour Haus--which has to
We have no doubt that 4-B will continue disturb those same people promoting a noise
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the wealth go to those with tight connections drums from the numerous high school bands
to Meeks Chamber of Commerce. Remember, which participate. Or invite them to solemnly
To Serve Man was a cookbook.
Its time to liquidate 4-B. We cant afford
the criminal element they keep bringing to alcohol as theyre playing music, are they?
town. Were still short cops and the FBI is Hmmmmm....
getting tired of driving up here.
readers: White slavery doesnt mean selling Pour-Haus area resident (identifying information
white people as farm labor. Anybody can withheld because you know how people around
be a victim and its for an entirely different here get with the pitchforks and whatall):
This whole noise ordinance issue is
kind of work.) Remember, anything done for
Silver State without Silver State requesting it interesting to me. I live on West Mill Street
was something they werent on the hook for about a half a block or so behind the Pour
contractually. Excellent. And nothing has Haus. My wife and I have lived here at this
changed - current 4-B contracts are not written address for ## years. In that time, about the
with an eye toward protecting the taxpayer, as only time Ive been able to hear anything at
weve shown with 2014s CBE deal, an issue our house from the Pour Haus is on a weekend
we will revisit in upcoming weeks.
Bob, youre on the wrong side of this,
and the more you talk, the deeper the hole
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Shes out of your league, Dude? The next time likely thought she was
any your friends say that, look to see if they out my league.
But there are no
have any girlfriends. Ill wager they dont. That
statement is actually a code for I dont want you such things as leagues.
to have a girlfriend because Im bitter and sad. No girl is too good for
The whole concept of dating leagues you to ask out on a date.
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the hotel personnel wouldnt let me ride (the love to see pictures of a womans nakedness.
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to about climate change quite some time ago. warming trends (about 2 degrees Fahrenheit).
A careful look at these charts of recorded
In part this was because I felt that there was
degree Celsius is not uncommon (about .3 altering data, but when all alterations seem
degrees Fahrenheit). Now, ask yourself if you to be made in the direction of showing more
expected that time would sort things out; as margin for error in the numbers. Ive seen been made to much of the arctic data.
Again, there are legitimate reasons for
climate models became increasingly more the numbers for this vary, but a +/- of a
proceeding as expected. When 2014 was prior to electronic measurements? That of how and why the data was altered.
declared the warmest year on record, it was seems a little optimistic to me. The idea that Checking the numbers seems an appropriate
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probabilities. It requires filling in missing reasons for changes in data for several
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