LIGHTS UP once chair is set USC-Right

TOY STORY SHOWCASE SCRIPT

Mom
Time to go, Andy. Come on. Grab a toy and head downstairs.
Andy
I dont need a toy, mom
Mom
What? But you always bring a toy.
Andy
Not this time. Im having a real party this year. Im turning 12!
Mom
Oooh, I see. Too old to play with toys now?
Andy
Yep. Im practically a teenager.
Mom
Well I can imagine what your toys have to say about that?
Andy
Toys cant talk, Mom.
Mom
Oh REALLY?
(suddenly, this imaginary scenario comes to vivid life!)
Slink
Toys, hurry up! Woodys having a meeting!
Sheep 1
A meeting?!
Sheep 2
What for?!
Sheep 3
Will there be pizza?!
Trixie
No, there wont be Pizza! Lets go, Woody is waiting!

Barbie
Lets go, Bo, get the kids!
Bo Peep
Kids, come on! Were gonna be late!
Sheep
Coming!
Woody
Attention! Attention! Is this thing on?
Andy
Youre not holding anything
Bo Peep
Shh! Andy! / We can hear you Woody. Whats up?
Woody
Now, everyone stay calm Andy is having another birthday party.
Rex
What?!? Another birthday party? What if he gets another dinosaur toy.
Wheezy
Or another penguin with a squeaker that works?
Barbie
I hope he gets a Ken Doll!
(All the toys stare at Barbie)
Barbie
What?
Dolly
Andy is a boy. You dont even really belong to him! Youre Mollys toy!
Barbie
I know. But, have you ever tried to have a conversation with the fisher price rings? They
can talk in circles all night.
Andy:
That was a terrible joke.
Trixie:

Barbie is punny!
Wheezy
Anyway! We need to calm down. Its all going to be okay! Were Andys toys, and he
loves us!
Dolly
Look, its a new toy!!
All
Woahhhhhhhh
Andy
Buzz isnt new!
Mom
He was at one point, Andy. Just listen to your friends.
Buzz
Im Buzz lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed
here by mistake.
Sheep
Baaaaaaaaaaa!
Woody
Yes, it is a mistake, because you see, this bed? Its my spot.
Buzz
I need to repair my turbo boosters Are you still using fossil fuels, or have you discovered
crystallic fusion?
Rex
Well, I run on D size batteries.
Trixie
Double A!
Sheep
Weve got triple
Slink
Wow, look at that laser!
Woody
All right, thats enough! Look, were all very impressed with Andys new toy.

Buzz
Toy?
Woody
Yes. T-O-Y, Toy!
Buzz
Excuse me, I think the word youre searching for is space ranger.
Dolly
Whats a space ranger?
Trixie
Whats a space ranger?
Slink
Gee Woody, youre just a cowboy.
Jessie and Andy
Hes not JUST a cowboy,
Jessie
Hes not JUST a cowboy, hes the rootinist, tootinist cowboy in the wild, wild west.
Buzz
Youre acowboy?
Bo Peep
Yeah, and he even has his own gang of friends.
Mom (singing)
Woodys Roundup, Right here everyday
Woodys Roundup, come on its time to play
Kid
Uh, Mrs. Andys mom mam we dont really sing anymore
Mom
What? Its the best part of the show!
Kid
Yeahhhhh but, its kinda dorky to just break out into song.
Mom

No! Its so fun! When you all were little you used to come over in your little cowboy
costumes and ride around singingKid
Cowboy COSTUMES
Andy
Mom
Mom
Al right never mind. Keep going guys. Andy, listen!
Buzz
So let me get this straight, Woody. Youre a toy?
Woody
Were not just toys, Buzz. Were Andys toys.
Barbie
Some of us even had different kids who loved us. Like Molly!
Jessie
And Emily.
Buzz
Emily?
Jessie
She grew up. And Andy found me. He saved me. He saved all of us really
Andy
Look, guys I get what youre trying to say but
Jessie
Look, Andy. Who am I?
Andy
Jessica
Jessie
No! Im Jessie, the roughest toughest cowgirl in the whole west!
Wheezy
And me?
Andy

Emma
Wheezy
No. Im Wheezy! My squeaker may be broken, but boy can I sing those high notes!
Rex
And Im Rex
Trixie
And Im Trixie
Rex and Trixie
The meanest most terrifying dinosaurs who ever lived!
Rex
Raaaawwrrrr!!!
Trixie
That was good!
Bo Peep
And Im Bo. These are my 3 sheep.
Sheep
Baaaaaaaaa.
Barbie
And Im her best friend, Barbie!
Bo Peep and Barbie
Were here for that dreamy cowboy
All
Ooooooh
Slink
And Im Slink, why Im as loyal as any dog you could want.
Dolly
But Dolly, Well, Ive got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Buzz
And Im Buzz Lightyear thanks to you I can fly... and shoot lasers Im sworn to
protext the galaxy from the evil Emperor Zurg
Mom

To Infinity and beyond!

Woody
And remember me? Im Woody. Weve been pals for as long as I can remember. Were
brave like cowboys should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes us special
is that we never give up on each other ever. Im here for you, no matter what.
Andy
Well, Toys cant talk That was all just pretend made up in my head anyway
Mom
Sometimes, Andy, the things we make up in pretend are the most precious But its up
to you
(Mom leaves Andy alone with his toys. They all stay frozen, unable to move until Andy
gives them life with his imagination Andy looks at them and decides to leave)
Bo Peep
But Andy Woody what do we?
Woody
Wait
(Andy comes back in, grabs a Woody toy from downstage, pulls the string and we hear
Youre my favorite deputy.
Andy
Come on, guys.
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