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Letters to the
Dear Zingo,
Your designated driver service is great! You’re
Reader Dear (other) members of the General Assembly,
Since we’re on a roll: what’s up with you folks continu-
like the square friend who rides a scooter that I’ve ally striking the LGBT community from the Teen Dating
always wished for. Then again, maybe you guys Violence Bill? No matter what a teen’s sexual preference,
are “square” like a fox. Consider: statistically doesn’t he or she have a basic right to safety? Last year,
speaking, riding a bright orange foldable scooter Rep. Joan Brady introduced a bill designed to prevent vio-
around town in the middle of the night could lence in teenager dating relationships. At the last minute,
invite all manner of peril. According to the DOT, Rep. Greg Delleney (R-Chester) offered an amendment to
motorcycle and scooter riders made up 15 percent exclude gay and lesbian students from the violence preven-
of total traffic fatalities in 2008. Yet, here you are, tion efforts.
braving the open road in the middle of the night, A Senate version of the bill, introduced by Sen. Phil
the wind in your hair, to essentially rescue your Leventis, included an inclusive statement: “’Dating part-
customer and see them safely home. Considering ner’ means a person, regardless of gender, involved in an
the number of drunk coeds and divorcees you’ll intimate relationship with another primarily characterized
drive home, even the ugliest Zingo driver is by the expectation of affectionate involvement whether
statistically guaranteed at least –wait, let me do casual, serious, or long term.” Yet, the amended version
the math— ...8.72 Penthouse Forum moments reads: “’Dating partner’ means a person involved in a het-
in a given year. Worth the risk? Seems pretty cut erosexual dating relationship with another.” That version
and dry to us! was sent to the Senate Education Committee earlier this
Columbia City Paper week.
So, it looks like teens and students will have legisla-
tion to make them safer... but only if they subscribe to a
Dear S.C. House Representatives: Republican lawmaker’s gender model. (If any readers out
Barfield, Vick, Pinson, J.R. Smith, Stringer, there are sickened by this, please bless out members of the
G.R. Smith, Bedingfield, Hamilton, Erickson, SC Senate Education Committee while there’s still time for
D.C. Moss, Nanney, Duncan, them to fix things.)
Alexander, Allison, Bingham, Bowen, G.A. Columbia City Paper
Brown, Gilliard, Hayes, Littlejohn, Loftis,
Long, Merrill, Mitchell, Owens, Parker, Scott,
D.C. Smith, Sottile, Spires, Toole, Viers, T.R.
Young, Simrill, White, G.M. Smith, Millwood
and Willis,
Maybe you haven’t been following the news,
but our state is facing some serious, serious
problems. So, if you could quit pushing to use
my tax money to erect a statue to aborted fetuses
on the State House grounds and get back to work,
I’d appreciate it. Yes, back at the beginning of
the 09-10 legislative session, we noticed that you
put H.3527 back on the agenda even though it
hasn’t gained traction in previous sessions. We
let it slide at the time, but are keeping an eye on Rep. Greg Delleney (R-Chester), represented at the right in this fake photo and
it (because everyone in the country knows the bad photoshop job, removed LGBT young people from a teen dating violence bill.
S.C. General Assembly is just schizo enough to
approve something that bizarre). But, in light of
other problems that are arising, now it’s just pissing us off.
Dear dolphins,
And, before you respond about tax dollars, yes, we
A group of scientists from the United Kingdom says
noticed that you’re now setting up a tax-exempt nonprofit
you guys are so intelligent you should be considered “non-
corporation to raise private monies to fund the “South
human persons” and given basic civil rights. Compared
Carolina Unborn Children’s Monument Commission” and
to other intelligent animals, you don’t throw feces or
statue. But, you’re still using my tax dollars. Who do you
chronically masturbate like chimps. Nor are you petulant
think is going to pay for its maintenance? Worse, though,
and sarcastic like parrots. And, most importantly, you’re
you people are wasting valuable time. Why don’t you
really not good eating. Giving you basic rights works for
spend your time in session actually working toward fixing
me. Heck, after reading the LTR above, you guys can
our broken state instead of erecting a macabre statue to
vote as far as I’m concerned! Maybe you could fix things
repay political favors to whatever backwoods wack jobs
around here.
apparently donate to your campaigns? It’s getting to be
ridiculous.
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go to http://demint.senate.gov/public/index.
bars, take another drink and call DeMint’s cfm?FuseAction=Contact.Home
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came the special election in Massachusetts. to make theater. You can see this if you columbiacitypaper.com and look for the
Lindsey Graham, being the decent fellow search for DeMint on the social-networking banner.
that he (sort of, sometimes) is, warned his site Facebook. There he has 24, 435 fans
own party, “If you are a Republican in a red as a “politician,” but only seven fans as
state, don’t think this can’t happen to you.” a “government official.” (As an
Unfortunately, what he means is that author he only has five.) This
Republicans like Bob Inglis of South has got to make you wonder. Is
Carolina’s 4th District may lose this year to DeMint’s grandstanding actually
a more conservative Tea Party Republican good for the people of South
challenger. That means that DeMint may try Carolina? Is he really a public
to “Rubio” moderates. I am referring to the official, or is he a Tom Delay
Big D’s personal attempts to oust Republican politician who wants to be in the
Governor Charlie Crist in Florida in favor spotlight so badly that he will
of his own “Tea Party” insurgent candidate, eventually end up on “Dancing
Marc Rubio. Why, South Carolina voters with the Stars”?
may wonder, should DeMint care who is the The Duke of Wellington may
governor of Florida? have defeated Napoleon abroad,
But why not, really? DeMint seems to be but he was not so popular at home.
on a winning streak. Remember a couple of He was in fact known as the “Iron
weeks ago when he held up the nomination Duke.” No, not because of his
of Errol Southers for the head of the TSA? steely resolve or his iron will.
DeMint was alone in this obstruction… But because he had to put up iron
and yet, just a couple days ago, Southers shutters to protect his windows.
withdrew his nomination. The Democrats People hated Wellington so much
had sixty seats and haven’t been able to do that they tried to throw rocks
a damn thing. And DeMint, with his steely and bricks and trash through his
eyes and weird grin, can overturn U.S. policy windows every night.
(Honduras) or hold up nominees whenever Well, DeMint is up for election
he pleases. Apparently a single stubborn this year and we’ve got more
SOB can keep things from happening. than sticks and stones. I’ve been
The next day, Mr. DeMint claimed trying to get an interview with
responsibility for Republican Scott Brown’s DeMint since I started writing
victory in the Senate race in Massachusetts. this column, but he continues
Casting himself yet again as General to rebuff my advances. Readers Does DeMint secretly read City Paper? Ask him.
of the Columbia City Paper should
4 January 28, 2010 demand that DeMint give an interview to
An economic hurricane has finally made the Great Depression, each state may set the middle of the worst recession since the mandatory drug screenings for persons
landfall over South Carolina and state leg- its own unemployment insurance policies Depression that gave birth to the programs. receiving unemployment; redefining the
islators seemingly didn’t have the foresight and set parameters for funding those South Carolina was among the first eight words “unemployed” and “wages” to tweak
to pack an umbrella. It was widely reported policies within broad federal guidelines. states to show a declining trust fund balance S.C. Employment Security Law and to
last week that the jobless rate in S.C. has The programs were designed for states to starting around 2005. The fund had close increase the taxable wage base, respectively;
hit a record 12.6 percent, well above the 10 pad their reserves during times of economic to $800 million in reserves in 2000, but and to allow a state tax credit for employers
percent national average. At a time when hiring an unemployed individual receiving
scores of out-of-work South Carolinians are unemployment benefits.
looking to the state for unemployment ben-
efits, many taxpayers may not realize that the
“S C
outh arolina was among the first House representatives also plan to enact
the “Employment Security Funding and
Employment Security Commission’s unem- eight states to show a declining trust Reform Act,” which is currently still in
ployment insurance reserves ran dry over a
year ago and the state government is relying fund balance starting around 2005.” committee (House Ways and Means).
While state legislators hammer out ways
on federal loans to keep the program afloat. to plug the leak, it could be years before South
South Carolina, a state that made national stability, so that unemployment insurance massive tax cuts kept incoming revenue from Carolina taxpayers are out of the water.
headlines for attempting to reject federal could aid unemployed workers and continue sustaining it.
stimulus dollars, has already borrowed over to stimulate the economy during downturns So far, the federal loans have kept the Special thanks to Olga Pierce and the Pro
$730 million from the federal government –in short, to keep consumers spending and state unemployment insurance program from Publica journalism project for compiling a
since December 2008 to cover the unem- businesses open long enough to weather the going belly up, but an unfortunate side effect portion of the data used for this story.
ployment insurance shortfall in order to keep storm. is that the loans pass along costs to federal
paying out benefits. Over the years,however, enough state taxpayers, many of whom live in states
Following a federal law passed during legislators nationwide vowed to increase that properly funded their unemployment
benefits while programs. South Carolina taxpayers, in the
lowering taxes, long term, will cover tens of millions in
and effectively interest charges on the federal loans, which
chipped their likely will have to be paid out of the state’s
unemployment general budget.
systems into South Carolina has responded with short
the red. Cur- term planning, so far only restructuring
rently 17 out the parameters of benefits payouts to the
of 50 state un- unemployed. Recently the House almost
e m p l o y m e n t unanimously approved a temporary measure
insurance pro- that will make it harder for workers who
grams have were fired for legitimate reasons –such
gone bankrupt as insubordination, sleeping on the job,
and are forced intentionally damaging property, and other
to borrow reasons—from collecting benefits. The
money from measure moved to the Senate last week.
the federal A number of other measures on the
government in legislative agenda include a bill to require
January 28, 2010 5
Members of the Los Angeles County Fire Department Search and Rescue Team rescue a Haitian woman from a collapsed building in downtown
Port-au-Prince. The woman had been trapped in the building for five days without food or water. Photo by Justin Stumberg.
Twenty years ago, at the age of 16, I with a desire to smile at my youthful Something clicked inside me that day. described accurately. In my opinion, such a
found myself roaming the tiny republic of naivetéexcept that the pain of the Haitian It was the germination of mature, critical prose version does the experience justice to
Haiti by myself. people immediately wipes any such grin thinking with respect to many things in life, a reader.
I was the product of an ultraconservative from my face. but especially about the needs of the world’s ----
upbringing and had already made several During that Summer of ’89, I spent poor. At that moment, I realized that I was Dante came upon a large, deserted
“evangelism trips” to one of the world’s several days in City Soleil, regarded as one the one who needed to be saved. Saved facility that was guarded by several stern-
poorest nations. Haitians needed “saving” the worst slums in the world. It stands in from thinking that I was some sort of super faced military officers. He asked the guards
by the bucket-load, I was convinced— what was formerly ocean bay water; the apostle who, like so many outsiders to that what the buildings were, but they would not
despite the fact that the Haitian people are ground itself is human refuse piled up over humble island, can build Christ’s kingdom reply either to French or Creole. Finally, he
the most spiritually faithful people you time. The conditions of City Soleil are overnight with an angelic wing and a prayer asked a nearby peasant.
could ever visit, no matter the unthinkably unimaginable; describing them would turn and a stentorian voice. The man replied, “Dimanche.”
deplorable comments recently made by Pat your stomach. I will spare you the details, I now believe that the work of groups Dante could hardly believe it. “Really?”
Robertson in the wake of Haiti’s catastrophic and you and your lunch should be grateful. such as the Mennonite Central Committee is The man nodded.
earthquake. While in City Soleil, I bumped into some the exemplar of overseas Christian ministry. Dante was standing before the infamous
I had secured enough funds (by selling representatives from one of Billy Graham’s Christ’s message is best spread by building Ft. Dimanche Prison, now defunct, but
my baseball card collection) to get myself evangelism organizations. They were infrastructure and providing services rather during the Duvalier regime, the Auschwitz
to Haiti and back during the break between handing out leather-bound Creole language than by Bible-thumping. of Haiti. He remarked to the peasant about
my junior and senior years of high school. Bibles. I asked how much it cost to produce But all of that is just preface to my a popular legend, that one day so many
If I experienced any miracles that summer, each Bible; they replied around $50. I current question: Where in the world is prisoners were killed the blood flowed to the
it was probably convincing my parents realized that $50 was roughly the per capita Brunel Athis? sea. Dante noticed that the shore was several
that I had enough contacts in Haiti to be income of a City Soleil resident. I tried to That same summer, during my experience hundred yards away. The Haitian insisted
considered safe. imagine my parents being unemployed and in City Soleil, I stumbled upon a man named the story was true. He beckoned Dante to
I hopped a plan to Miami and from there receiving a Bible that cost roughly what the Brunel Athis. The life of Brunel Athis is, follow him.
to Port-au-Prince, where I met up with a average American family made per year. in my opinion, one of the most incredible The peasant led Dante along a zigzag
Haitian friend more than willing to serve Then realizing that the book itself couldn’t human stories of the 20th century. But path through mounds of garbage to the back
as my Sancho Panzo evangelism translator. be used to feed or clothe or educate their you’ve never heard of him—though he is of the prison complex. The man shifted a
From there we took the nation by storm, children. very much deserving of the fame of, say, discarded car door and uncovered a small
roaming countryside villages and conducting I asked the missionaries what good such Holocaust survivor and Nobel laureate, Elie hole in the chain link fence. He said his
evening evangelism tent meetings. a Bible would do slum residents with an 80- Wiesel. name was Brunel Athis. He had been a
Two decades later, I look back on my 90% illiteracy rate. They seemed puzzled by Below is a fictionalized version of my prisoner at Ft. Dimanche for seven years. He
dozen-plus teenage-year trips to Haiti my question. Everyone can read the Bible. encounter with Brunel Athis. The events are wished to take the blanc on a tour.
6 January 28, 2010
Dante was wary of the guards, but Brunel ninety-three cellmates. I am a lucky man.” lucky to retrieve a loved one. never forget.”
insisted they would not be seen. He had done Brunel showed Dante the ‘examination Dante asked Brunel why he had been …
this many times. If they were caught, they room.’ The torture instruments were long arrested. Brunel replied that to this day he
would simply be asked to leave. Soldiers removed, but Dante’s guide graphically had no idea. He was not political. He was a But they will, Brunel. They always do.
were only posted to prevent people from described the methods used to make one poor, uneducated sandal vendor. A nobody. We forget wars and massacres. We forget
stealing cinder blocks. The land was still talk. One day he was sitting at his booth, when pogroms and holocausts. We simply forget
government property. Dante considered this Dante winced through most of this. “And a Macoute jumped out of a car and clubbed what we are capable of, until it is too late.
and consented. He followed the man inside. did you talk?” him over the head. When he awoke, he was The problem of evil is memory. We are
Brunel entered the main building and Brunel smiled. “Always. I quoted many naked and tied to a chair. doomed to not remember.
showed Dante the cell where he and twenty parol granmoun [Haitian proverbs] to Dante was beside himself. “Seven years! And then an earthquakes happens, and I
other men had been confined. The windowless them.” How did you survive?” am left wondering: Where in the world is
room was the size of a small moving van. It He took Dante outside to the place where “I promised myself I would not die until Brunel Athis?
felt like a sauna. Brunel said the prisoners formal executions occurred. A nearby wall I made the warden laugh. He never did. After
nicknamed it the Oven. was pocked with bullet holes and hack the coup, they broke my arms and released The author requests that you consider
There were faded chalk lines along the marks. Brunel once watched guards behead a me.” making a donation of $10 or more to the
floor, reminiscent of body outlines at a prisoner, then play soccer with the head. Brunel removed his shirt and proudly Red Cross for Haitian relief aid. Just
murder scene. Brunel explained that the chalk Dante needed to say something— displayed the marks of his internment. Scars text “HAITI” to 90999 and your cellular
marked where individual prisoners were anything—after hearing that. “Where did snaked across his entire torso. His back telephone bill will be charged $10. If you
forced to sit without moving. Anyone who they bury the bodies?” looked like it had been branded with model have already donated to the Red Cross,
violated his chalk boundary was beaten. Brunel led Dante by the hand to a large, railroad tracks. Brunel pointed to several please consider an additional donation for
Of course, Brunel shrugged, prisoners covered well. He pointed down. bullet wounds in his side. That was for trying Haitian relief aid to one of the following
were beaten even if they stayed inside the “They dumped them in a well?” Dante to escape. organizations: Doctors Without Border,
lines. Brunel sat between one of the markers. asked. “What about disease?” Dante asked Brunel if he lived in Cité Oxfam, or MercyCorps.
He had spent seven years of his life in this Brunel quoted a Haitian proverb: “’There Soleil. Brunel replied that, no, he owned
spot. He moved his legs in and out of the is a well at Dimanche, but it does not hold a leather repair shop in Les Cayes. But he
lines. He laughed, “Go call the warden!” water.’” travelled to Ft. Dimanche every chance he
Dante couldn’t understand how Brunel He explained that sometimes the dead could.
could joke about his experience. were also just thrown outside the prison “Why?” Dante inquired.
“In seven years, I had eight-hundred bounds. Relatives considered themselves Brunel pointed at Dante. “So people
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From left to right: David Yaghjian, Mike Williams, Stephen Chesley and Edward Wimberly
By Judit Trunkos “Using crayons and chalk is like using
kids’ tools. Allows me to discover new
Walking into Gallery 80808 the day materials and have fun with them,” he
before the opening reception, I found says.
four busy artists, who were putting the Mike Williams, best known for his
final touches on a new group exhibition abstract depictions of fish, features his new
at Gallery 80808. David Yaghjian, Mike works inspired by nature and wetlands. His
Williams, Edward Wimberly and Stephen mostly abstract paintings developed new
Chesley had exhibited together before. lines this year, but he just had to add the fish
Long-term friendship and art brings these figures to this background to finalize his
artists together every year to showcase their
work. To further toy with the reciprocity
new works. of his works, Williams painted ”Across the
Stephen Chesley’s new pieces shed lightFish” in a way that his “Fish” sculpture fits
on his deep interest in other modern artists,
into the painting perfectly.
especially abstract expressionists. In order “I am always trying to progress the
to perfect the depth and the dynamics work, trying new things,” he says. “There
of his brush strokes on canvas, Chesley are no formulas. I just paint as I go.”
fills sketchbooks with practice stroke The character, Raggedy Ann, appears
studies to explore the usage and effect of in most of Edward Wimberly’s exhibited
negative space and dynamics. At this group works. Even more surprisingly, the fictional
exhibition, he actually framed some of the character created by Johnny Gruelle has
best brush stroke compositions individually.no connections to childhood or the story
Chesley’s group of oil on paper, collectively
itself. Wimberly paints what he feels fits
titled “Kline/Zen,” introduces some of theseinto the composition without having an
unique brush strokes. ideological or compositional plan in mind.
“Isolating the brush stroke, taking a Often Wimberly starts with one character or
piece out of the whole, shows that the piecegroup of characters, which might not even
is really equal to the whole,” Chesley says,be at the center of the canvas, and develops
giving a nod to the method Franz Kline the rest of the composition afterwards. In
used in the 60s. “Just as Pollock’s work the painting titled “Evening on the Farm”
might appear chaotic at first, it is very well
Wimberly portrays a farm house in the
controlled by the artist. background at night with a number of
Art-lovers in Columbia all know David dancing and moving creatures in front of it.
Yaghjian’s “middle aged man” figure, who Raggedy Ann dances with a ballet dancer
has been appearing in his work in the most in a pink tutu while a group of cheerful
unexpected and psychically unbalanced monkeys interact with the dancers.
positions and situations. This year Yaghjian “I paint things that do not make any
unveils new developments for his figure sense,” Wimberly explains. “Afterwards,
and begins to use trees as the main focus I look at the composition and try to
of these paintings. According to Yaghjian, understand it. But I do not know what I will
trees are still symbols for life and for theend up painting in the beginning. I think it
connection between heaven and earth, but is boring to know what I will paint, before
they seem to appear more frequently as the I paint it.”
main themes of his works. Yaghjian has also
created wooden sculptures for the exhibit. This group exhibition is always a blast
The wood and crayon pieces reflect the and will be featured at Studio 80808 until
artist’s unlimited search for new ideas and February 2.
the experimentation with new materials. arts@columbiacitypaper.com
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January 28, 2010 17
SavageLove Sex Advice
by Dan Savage
I’m a single (mostly) gay guy who is he says no, he just wants to see me have sex at you and a scene ensues—you scream,
curious about women. A hot bisexual mate with another man. Yet when he describes you yell, you bite his tongue off and spit
is interested in a friends-with-benefits his dirtiest fantasies to me at the peak of it out the window—your uncle is going to
arrangement. However, his girlfriend arousal, he says he gets off on the idea of insist that you made the pass at him.
doesn’t know he’s bisexual, and I’d feel double penetration—one penis in my anus,
uncomfortable having sex with him behind another in my vagina—and wants to feel I’m a 31-year-old gay man. My
her back. My mate would like his girlfriend the other man’s penis bump up against his boyfriend and I have been together for five
to know about him because he’d really like own, separated by my innards. years. We have enjoyed a few threesomes
to have threesomes with her (something I’m Do you think he is bisexual or bi- with other men, so I assumed I could share
up for), but he’s worried about how she’ll curious? We intend to enact this fantasy, a particular fantasy of mine: I’ve never
react. Personally, I’d be more concerned and I wonder if it could shift the dynamic had sex with a woman and I want to.
about how she might react if she found of our relationship. I am not questioning my sexuality, I’m
out about his sexuality some other way. Threesome Curious not “bi,” I have zero desire to date women.
That’s one reason why I always err on But my boyfriend immediately accused
the side of honesty. However, I’m not It can be hard to predict whether a man me of having issues with my sexuality,
exactly unbiased: I’d prefer threesomes will have an epiphany during an m-m-f and after a two-week fight I dropped it.
to dicks-only sessions. What should I do? threesome and come to the sudden and Fast-forward to just before Christmas:
Horny Homo shocking realization that he’s bisexual. I received a promotion, moved to a new
(Um... does your boyfriend refer to his floor, and have my own office now—and
How about a little honesty mixed with male friends as “mate,” by any chance? one of my new female coworkers has been
a little dishonesty? Is he a fan of the Twilight series?) He’s coming on to me. First problem: She’s
Your mate should offer his girlfriend obviously more aroused by male-male married, so that would be crossing a line.
the boy-girl-boy threesome that all of contact than he’s capable of admitting Second, we’re coworkers and she has even
today’s modern young women fantasize when he isn’t about to blow a load, TC. more to lose than I do.
about. (Blame Twilight—why can’t Bella This fantasy of his isn’t about, or isn’t Is there some other way—I
have it all?) If your mate is worried that just about, wanting to gangbang a girl already tried the direct approach—to
she’ll react negatively to the suggestion, he with a buddy. Your boyfriend wants to bring this fantasy up to my boyfriend
can open by telling her that what he’s about bump penises with another dude—but with again, or should I just let it go?
to propose was all your idea. She’ll want your, um, lady “innards” providing the “no Flirting With Danger
to know if his gay-but-bi-curious mate— homo” absolution.
that’s you—is going to want to get into But I don’t think you need to extract a I’m shocked that your boyfriend—a
his presumed-to-be-straight pants. Your full confession of bi-curiousness or even man who’s willing to share his boyfriend’s
mate should shrug and say, “Maybe...” heteroflexibility before you realize this ass with other men—would react so
and depending on the look on her face fantasy. He may not be in denial about violently to your curiosity about lady
when the possibility of Edward-on-Jacob what his desires add up to, TC. He just may innards. But seeing as the direct approach
action is raised—disgusted or intrigued?— want to check his fantasies about male- prompted a two-week-long fight, FWD, I
end with either “...but I don’t think I’m male contact against the reality of male- can’t imagine you would have much more
interested in going there” (leaving open the male contact before he tells you what he success with the indirect approach. (I can’t
possibility of “getting carried away” and suspects: He’s the tiniest bit bisexual. imagine what the indirect approach would
“going there” during the threesome) or “... be.)
and I might go there if that would turn you I have an uncle who calls me “faggot” Since you’re not strictly monogamous
on” (making any boy-on-boy action at the whenever he and I are alone. He’s a and the boyfriend’s not strictly rational
threesome something he did for her). conservative, straight Mormon. I’m a boy about this, FWD, a case could be made
If the threesome is a success and you who’s had sexual encounters with guys for satisfying your lady-innards curiosity
two wind up playing with and in front and girls, and I’m trying to figure out on the sly and filing the affair under “what
of her, HH, your mate can come to the my own sexuality while dealing with all he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.” But I
sudden and shocking realization that he’s of the other stuff that comes with going can’t think of a worse set of lady innards
bisexual. off to college, and frankly I don’t need to satisfy your curiosity with than this
This will hopefully lead to future his crap. Do I tell my parents? He’s half woman’s. You could wind up losing your
threesomes and, perhaps, at some point, her right, but what business is it of his? job and your boyfriend if the affair got
blessing for some boys-only time. If she Uncertain Nephew Craving Levelheaded ugly and got out.
objects, HH, your mate can blame her for Explanation Wait, FWD, wait. In time, some
“making” him bisexual—or making him other gay-outards-curious lady will
realize it—because he fell on your sword that Your uncle is hitting on you, UNCLE, come along, and perhaps by then your
first time because it was what she wanted. in his fashion—that is, the fashion of boyfriend will have come around.
the tormented, self-hating, conservative/
I’m a woman whose “super-hetero” religious closet case. If you don’t wanna mail@savagelove.net
boyfriend is quite shy and needs to build find yourself standing there with his tongue
trust before he can open up to someone. stuffed in your mouth someday, I would
Since I have gained his trust, he has advise you not to spend another moment
revealed that he fantasizes about m-m-f alone with your asshole uncle. And, yes,
threesomes. I’ve asked him if he is turned tell your parents what he’s been doing.
on by the idea of another man’s penis, and Because, UNCLE, if he ever makes a pass
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