After having perused the internet, I see that no one has bothered to post a

pattern for crochetting your own girly bits. I, dear readers, having done it
myself once, now share with you how to do it yourselves.
There are a few things its helpful to keep in mind. 1. When crocheting in
the round, crocheting the same number of stitches round after round will
make a tube. 2. In order to make a flat circle, you need to increase. 3.
When crocheting a tube, the part of the stitch facing you becomes the
interior of the tube.
To do this, youll need a skein of yarn (or two, if you want the exterior to
look different than the interior), a hook (I used a K), some scissors, the
ability to single crochet, increase, decrease, and and I
think thats it.
Okay, lets get started. Well begin with the vagina and
work our way outwards.
Chain three and make a loop (kind of like when youre starting a granny
square). Then, remember that were only doing single crochet stitches, and
do eight stitches for your first row and join the loop with a
slip stitch.
Second row, also eight stitches, and youll see that it
already wants to pull into a tube. Thats what we want.
Keep going!
Youll have to decide for yourself how long you want your
vagina to be. I made this one eight rows, just for the sake
of time.
Row 9 (or whatever): Put two stitches in each stitch so that you have 16
when you are done. See how it flairs out? Okay, now you have to start
thinking about how a cooter is shaped, kind of like a tear drop. We need
to start working on that shape.
Row 10: First stitch, crochet twice into it. Crochet once into the next four
stitches. Crochet twice into the next stitch. Crochet once into the next five
stitches. Crochet five times into the next stitch (like youre making an
afghan corner). Then crochet once into the last five stitches. Join with a
slip stitch.

Row 11: Crochet twice into the first stitch. Crochet once in
the next six stitches. Crochet twice in the next stitch.
Crochet once in the next seven stitches. Crochet five times
in the next stitch. Crochet once into the next seven
stitches to bring you back to the
beginning. Join.
Row 12: Now, we dont want this getting too triangle-y, so
in this round, single stitch in the next four stitches and
then put three crochets in the next stitch. Then singles stitches in the next
fourteen stitches. Stitch five in the next stitch. Ten lone crochets in the
next ten stitches to bring us back around to the start. Join with a slip
stitch.
Row 13: This is the trickiest part of the whole thing. Were going to make
the inner labia, so, instead of crocheting in the round like weve been
doing, were going to turn around and go back in the stitches we just
made, BUT, because were going to come back this way again, we only
want to go in the front part of the loop (which, when we turn around, will
be the back part of the loop). Hopefully, the picture makes sense of what
Im telling you to do.
Youre going to make 26 stitches, and end
up with something that should bend
towards you.

Row 14: Come back 26 stitches. Youre

done with the inner labia. Make your next stitch back
down on the top of row twelve. Then come around in
single stitches to the bottom of the other side of the labia. When you get to
the stitch before your last stitch before your inner labia, take a look up and
see the edge of that stitch up there. Youre going to probably want to grab
it and work it into this stitch.
Okay, heres another tricky part. Remember how we left half the loop
hanging back in the last row? Were going to crochet into those. So, just
fold over your inner labia and catch the rest of that old stitch. Were
going to just single crochet into those and come back around to the other
end of the labia, where row 12 started, once upon a time. And, new row!

Row 15: One crochet in each stitch.

Row 16: Same thing.
Row 17: Same thing.
TIME OUT: Its time to make the clit. (And also time to change colors,
which is fortunate, because were going to have to cut the pink yarn). Just
chain three just like you started, hook them together and tie off. At the top
of the inner labia, underneath, youre going to see a big hole. I feed one
string through the hole on one side of that and one string through the hole
on the other side and tie them in the back.
Use your hook to help.
Row 18: Go around as normal with your
new color.
Row 19: Turn around and go the other way (remember, the tube comes
towards you and we now want to make the tube cover the back of
everything we did).
Row 20: Go around again. You can see the stitches already
kind of roll towards you.
Row 21. Stitch five, skip one, repeat.
Row 22: Stitch four, skip one, repeat.
By now, it should be rolling over like it should. Youll do another ten or
fifteen rows without any decrease, until the vagina is covered, then do a
row of stitch three, skip one, a row of stitch two, skip one, and then some
rows of stitch one, skip one until the whole thing is covered and youre
done, tada.

This one seems a little deeper than the one I made Rachel and I think you
could adjust subsequent cooters by having a few more increases in the
area below the vaginal opening so that it was wider and therefore
shallower. But once you get the idea, I think you can see theres a ton of
variations you could do.

Knitted Vulva
It is nearly impossible to find a good pattern for a knit yoni and I see lots of people in
different craft communities asking for one. I was curious myself so I decided to just wing it
without a pattern and write my own and now I have succeeded. I even used a glow in the
dark yarn for the clitoris so she's always easy to find!

PATTERN!
Since each vagina is unique and unlike any other, this is less of a pattern and more a
guideline to get you started! It is better if yours looks different than mine!
Materials:
- Varying weights and colors of yarn
- Varying sized needles to accompany the varying weights of yarn
Yarns and needles I used:
Labia Majora - Lion Brand Chenille Thick & Quick (Bulky Weight Yarn) on US 10.5
straights
Labia Minora - Lion Brand Baby Soft (DK weight, but held 2 strands together) on US 8
straights
Clitoris Bernat Glow in the Dark (Worsted Weight) on US 4 dpns

Gauge:
Gauge is unimportant as this is totally up to you how big or small you want it to be!
Directions:
Labia Majora and Labia Minora (make 2 using 2 different yarns)
CO 1 st
Start Increases
Row 1: Kfb into st
Row 2 (and all even rows): K
Row 3: k1, m1, k1
Row 5: k1, m1, k1, m1, k1
Row 7: k1, m1, k3, m1, k1
Row 9: k1, m1, k5, m1, k1
Continue this pattern of increasing every second and every second to last st until you get
your desired width.
The next few rows: knit all until you get the desired length (allotting extra length for the
decreases)
Start Decreases
Row 1: k1, k2tog, k to last three sts , ssk, k1
Row 2 and all even rows: k
Repeat this pattern until you have one st left on the needle, cut yarn leaving a long tail for
sewing
The Clitoris
(please note that this isn't the most ideal pattern for the clit, and even I have a hard time
understanding it, haha, so be creative here, you could make a bobble or make a pom pom
instead if this way doesn't work for you)
Using DPNS: C03, distributing stitches evenly between 3 needles
Row 1: kfb of each st
Row 2: k1, kfb (repeat on each needle)
Row 3: k1, kfb, k1 (repeat on each needle)
*feel free to continue this pattern if you want your clitoris any bigger!
Row 4: k1, k2tog, k1 (repeat on each needle)
Row 6: k1, k2tog (repeat on each needle)
Row 7: k2tog leaving 1 st on each needle
Draw remaining stitches together with the excess yarn and pull tight. Tie off.
Assembly

Using tail of yarn, sew Clitoris onto Labia Minora

Using tail of yarn, sew Labia Minora onto Labia Majora
Fold in half, and using tail of yarn, sew along the bottom of the Labia Majora, about an
inch from the folded base.
Weave in ends and enjoy a Pocket Vulva all your own!

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