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Adventures, letters,
A life in the
day of a
plumber
By CHIP CARPENTER
Ace Master Plumber
L a s t M o nt h : C h i p
discovers that Madam
Blovotskys house has
disappeared.
No sooner had I realized
my ectoplasm problem
had been solved when I
also realized I wasnt
being very sympathetic to
Madam Blovotsky and
that I was going to have to
bill her for my time
anyway.
Just as I was trying to
figure out how to do both
of those things, my phone
rang.
This is Chip, I said.
Eh, eh, eh, said the
voice on the other end.
Oh, no, I mumbled to
myself. I recognized that
voice.
It was Vinnie Lumbago.
Dont tell me, I said.
You did it.
Thats right, said
Vinnie. You tell
Marigold Im holding her
house hostage until she
pays Sammy the Shark
what she owes him.
Marigold? I asked.
Yeah, said Vinnie.
Marigold. Thats her
name, yknow. Marigold
Smith.
Uh, no, I said. I
didnt know.
That whole Madam
Blovotsky things just a
scam, Vinnie said. I
figured a smart guy like
you would have figured
that out by now.
Dummy. And then he
chuckled again.
I didnt know what to
say to that.
So anyway, said
V i n ni e , D o wn t o
business. Tell Marigold
she still owes Sammy the
fifty large and he wants it
pronto. Plus the vig,
natch.
NO! I shouted into the
phone. NO! I dont want
any part of this!
Too bad, said Vinnie.
Youre already a part of
it. Then he laughed
again.
To be continued...
without attempting to
interview the subject of
the article.
If I ever find Ms.
Lovelace, I will kick her
in her skinny shins!
Name withheld by request
(and court order)
To the Editor:
I rise to the defense of
the young woman who
was so mercilessly
mocked on the front page
of your publication last
month. (Is that love in
the air, or is the trash can
on fire again?)
Seems to me no real
gentleman, such as you
are alleged to be, Mr.
Editor, would print such
an offensive article.
How would you like it if
your most heartfelt
thoughts were spread all
over the front page of
some newsletter for
everyone to read about?
Or do you even have
heartfelt thoughts?
I just dont get it.
Skoof Whiffletree,
Bunkerville, Nevada
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the
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Recognizing how much
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so that others may enjoy
the celebration, too.
This years birthday cake
will reportedly be a 29layer chocolate cake with
pink frosting, the sides of
Happy birthday to Scott! Happy birthday to Scott. Happy birthday dear Scott! Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu !