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Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy pick up lines have a tremendous effectivity on both girls and boys either on romantics dating or catching
someone you like or love off guard, these cheesy pick up lines are greater to build a perfect humorous situation
or may be to break the silence. At any rate, cheesy pick up lines should always be used only on the people you
know because most of they are formulated as a joke. Otherwise, you may have sometimes high risk using them
on strange people !

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Best cheesy pick up lines

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I was blinded by your beauty, so Im going to need your name and number for insurance purposes
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think Im cute
I think I was blind before I met you
Your legs must be tired because youve been running through my mind all night.
Hi im a thief and im here to steal your heart !
Do you work at McDonalds? Cause I want u to be in my happy-meal!
Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.
Stand still so I can pick you up!
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put I and U together.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme youre sexy!
If you were a chicken, youd be impeccable.
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Baby, if you were words on a page, youd be fine print.
Did you just come out of the oven? Because youre hot.
Know whats on the menu? Me n u.
I was blinded by your beauty; Im going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Hi, Im a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

Im single and desolate. Can you help me?

Is your name Summer? It has to be, because youre hot!
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Youre so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
Your lips look lonely.. Would they like to meet mine ?
If you were a poker game Id be all in.
Hi, I am Batman. Do you wanna see my bet mobile ?
Damn sugar, slow down.. I am diabetic.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Did you escape from the zoo ? Because you bring out the animal in me
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, Im lost at sea.
You must be Jelly, cause jam dont shake like that.
You know, sweetie, my lips wont just kiss themselves !
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
When God made you, he was showing off.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
So what havent you been told tonight?
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Wouldnt we look cute on a wedding cake together?
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Are you a bee? If so, can you be my honey?
Hey! You look like someone I know! My next girlfriend/boyfriend!
I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!
Do you have the time? The time to write down my number ?!
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
If beauty were time, youd be eternity.

I lost my teddy bear Will you sleep with me?

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can I tie your shoe? Because I cant have you fall for anyone else.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. Whats your number?
Guess what Im wearing? The smile you gave me.
Im learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her I will stop loving you when all the roses die
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, dont worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Lets commit the perfect crime: Ill steal youre heart, and youll steal mine.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Theres a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Ive got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Ill be Burger King and you be McDonalds. Ill have it my way, and youll be loving it.
If kisses were snowflakes, Id send you a blizzard.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise Ill give it back.
If you were a potato, youd be a sweet one.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.
Oh Really. What is that?
Its just thatyour numbers not in it.
Youre so pretty you made me forget my pick up line.
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, Id have five cents.
Is your dad an art thief? Because youre a masterpiece.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
Are you a parking ticket? Because youve got fine written all over you.

Im writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I know somebody who likes you but if I werent so shy, Id tell you who.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and
number for insurance purposes.
Its not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
You really shouldnt wear makeup. Youre messing with perfection!
Your eyes are like a sunset, Theyre Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Are you a light switch? Cause you turn me on!
Its a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
People call me William, but you can call me Tonight!
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
If beauty were time, youd be eternity.
You know, beautiful is my favorite color.
Thats not a color.
Its the color of your eyes.
If I had to rate you out of 10 Id rate you a 9 because I am the one that you are missing!
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Wanna get some coffee, Because I like you a Latte
Its a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, youd be too hot to handle.
I think theres something wrong with my eyes because I cant take them off you from you.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Say I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Summers over, because youre about to fall for me.
Ive been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
You are so sweet you could put Hersheys out of business.
Excuse me, Im lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
Ive had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and
make my day?
Im not trying to impress you or anything, but Im Batman!
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I must be a snowflake, because Ive fallen for you.

If I freeze, its not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby Im lost at sea!
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
If you were a burger at McDonalds youd be the McGorgeous.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Heavens missing an Angel.
I dont know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes/lips.
Youre so hot you would make the devil sweat.
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that Im close I see heaven in your eyes.
They say not to judge a book by its cover but I dont even know you and Im checking you out.
Damn girl, if you were a fruit, youd be a fine apple!
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
When Im older, Ill look back at all of my crowning memories, and Ill think of the day my children were born, the
day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Lets play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Youre so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
Is your body from McDonalds? Cause Im loving it!
On The Phone
Hold on
You Say: Sorry, I cant hold on Ive already fallen for you.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
Is your name Katrina?
[No, why?]
Cause baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
If you were a steak you would be well done.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If you could put a price tag on beauty youd be worth more than Fort Knox.
Are your parents retarded, cause you sure are special.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Youre hotter than donut grease.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
I dont know how Ill ever get to class on time when its so easy to get lost in your eyes.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Somebody call the cops, because its got to be illegal to look that good!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Could you please step away from the bar? Youre melting all the ice!
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
If I had a garden Id put your two lips and my two lips together.
I must be in heaven because Im looking at an angel now!
Were like Little Ceasars, were Hot and ready!
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
Ive noticed you noticing me and Im just giving you notice that Ive noticed you!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutie Pie like you!
There isnt a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
Ill cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

The only thing your eyes havent told me is your name.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Is your last name Campbell? Cause youre mm mm good!
I wont give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
Im not drunk, Im just intoxicated by you.
Do you have an eraser? Because I cant get you out of my mind.
Im sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Lets make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
Do you have any sunscreen? Cause you are burning me up!
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would chose winning the lottery. But it would
be close. Real close.
Here is the key to my house, my car and my heart.
I dont know you, but I think I love you already.
This isnt a beer belly, Its a fuel tank for a love machine.
Hey baby, youve got something on your butt my eyes!
I cant believe Ive been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find The One,
all I have time to say is good bye.
Youre so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
Excuse me, Id like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful
creature.
You are a 9. Youd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
I hope theres a fire truck nearby, cause youre smoking !
Youre really hotter than Papa Bears porridge.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Baby, youre so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Do you bleach your teeth? Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Lets go prove it.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Are you a tamale? Cause youre hot.
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hi, Im writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Youre so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
You should be someones wife.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. Youre making the other women look really bad.
Youre single. Im single. Coincidence? I think not.
You better call Life Alert, cause Ive fallen for you and I cant get up.
If you were ground coffee, youd be Espresso cause youre so fine.
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You are the reason men fall in love.
I blame you for global warming your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
Wow! Are those real or Am I stunning ?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Were your parents Greek Gods, cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

Were you arrested earlier? Its gotta be illegal to look that good.
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
You know, itd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
I didnt know angels were allowed on campus.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because youre the bomb.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause youre Americas Finest
What do you and the weather have in common? Youre both Hot!
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
Hi, Im Mr. RightI heard you were looking for me.
Is your dad a jewel thief? because youre a real jem.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Santas lap isnt the only place wishes come true.
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
Girl youre like a car accident, cause I just cant look away.
Are you from China? Because Im China get your number.
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Nice to meet you, Im (your name) and you aregorgeous!
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I think I can die happy now, cause Ive just seen a piece of heaven.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away!
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for
me?
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Hey, dont I know you? Yeah, youre the girl with the beautiful smile.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Excuse me, I dont want you to think Im ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever
seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Didnt I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Im no mathematician, but Im pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do
with it.
I could use some spare change and youre a dime.
I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
I didnt believed in heaven, until I saw you.
Ive heard its bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Years Eve)
Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; You got a little beautiful on your face.
Heres $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, its just my heart pounding!
Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?
All those curves, and me with no brakes!
Do you know karate? Cause your bodys kicking!
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Was your father an alien? Because theres nothing else like you on earth!
Were do you hide your wings?
Why dont you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Im going to need a tall glass of cold water, cause baby your making me HOT!
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Can I even get a fake number?
Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
If I had a camera, Id use the whole roll.
Please come here, Im desperate.

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