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Has the tofu-turkey-for-Thanksgiving trend hit your house? Here’s a “Top Ten Reasons” list to serve tofu turkeys from People for the Humane Treatment of Turkeys, along with my “Top Ten Counter-Reasons” to serve real turkeys. After Noah’s Flood God extended man’s diet to include every living creature that moves. Therefore, turkeys, like eels and cockroaches, are on the menu.
Bible and Science - William T. Pelletier, Ph.D.
http://biblescienceguy.wordpress.com/articles/2007-articles/2007-11-tofu-turkeys/
Has the tofu-turkey-for-Thanksgiving trend hit your house? Here’s a “Top Ten Reasons” list to serve tofu turkeys from People for the Humane Treatment of Turkeys, along with my “Top Ten Counter-Reasons” to serve real turkeys. After Noah’s Flood God extended man’s diet to include every living creature that moves. Therefore, turkeys, like eels and cockroaches, are on the menu.
Bible and Science - William T. Pelletier, Ph.D.
http://biblescienceguy.wordpress.com/articles/2007-articles/2007-11-tofu-turkeys/
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Has the tofu-turkey-for-Thanksgiving trend hit your house? Here’s a “Top Ten Reasons” list to serve tofu turkeys from People for the Humane Treatment of Turkeys, along with my “Top Ten Counter-Reasons” to serve real turkeys. After Noah’s Flood God extended man’s diet to include every living creature that moves. Therefore, turkeys, like eels and cockroaches, are on the menu.
Bible and Science - William T. Pelletier, Ph.D.
http://biblescienceguy.wordpress.com/articles/2007-articles/2007-11-tofu-turkeys/
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THE BIBLE AND SCIENCE BY WILLIAM T. PELLETIER, PH.D [WOODSIDE NEWS COLUMNIST]
Tofu Turkeys There is no record of any ever
being shipped to the U.P. Tofurkey, Toffer Ball, and T ofu turkeys Thanksgiving dinner? Has this new trend hit your for Tofu Gobbler are the largest mail-order tofu turkey com- house? panies with 24/7 toll-free PHTT—People for the phone numbers and secure Humane Treatment of websites. Tofu turkeys are
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Turkeys—is a pro-turkey WILLIAM T. PELLETIER guaranteed to arrive in two organization named after one PH.D. business days, so order by of the 28 wild turkey calls. Monday, November 19, 2007 PHTT avidly promotes tofu A.D. to be sure to receive turkeys. Here are their “Top Ten yours in time for Thanksgiving dinner. Reasons” to serve tofu turkeys (see You can order any size tofu turkey www.phtt.org): you want from five to 45 pounds with #10-No bones for your pet (or up to one drumstick per pound. The aunt) to choke on. most popular order is a 10 lb “bird” #9-Food coloring makes serving with six drumsticks and the “standard” white or dark meat easy. You never run coloring of 70% “white meat” and 30% “dark meat.” This package costs $27.18 needs to step forward and speak out. want to be up-to-date and don’t want out of either. plus $7.95 S&H. It comes vacuum- Seeing no other volunteers... to stay in the Fifties with yours truly. If #8-Tofu turkeys cook quickly. No wrapped with a five-year shelf life. If PHTT’s proposal is unappetizing, you are one of those people who accept six-hour waits prior to digging in. you lose your appetite when it first un-American, and un-Biblical. Here PHTT’s #1 Reason, “Turkeys are peo- #7-Food fights with TTB’s (tofu arrives, you can save it for the next are my “Top Ten Counter-Reasons” ple too,” let me jolt you back to Biblical turkey balls) are harmless and clean up Thanksgiving. why Thanksgiving hosts should NOT, reality (the only kind of reality there is) easily. Custom combinations (like wings repeat (for clarity) NOT, serve tofu by reminding you that eating turkeys is #6-Tofu turkeys encourage healthy only or breasts & drumsticks) are avail- turkeys: Biblical. appetites for vegetables. able for slightly higher per pound #10-Man-of-the-house duties tra- People are not animals and ani- #5-Eating time is reduced, so rates. Check the websites for details. ditionally include turkey carving. mals are not people. No suitable helper everyone can get back to football. In case you are going camping over Skillful use of a flashing knife is was found for Adam among animals— impressive. Serving turkey with an ice indicating that man is significantly dif-