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Many centuries after the fall of man, the world has become a desolate place.

Devoid of life, the planet has become a barren wasteland, where the only inhabitants
were the machines left behind. The machines, with no one left to serve, built a society
that they could live in. In the year 5420 A.H. (After Humanity), what remained of
humanitys ancient civilization has been engulfed by the robotic city of Epsilon-tropolis.
Although the existence of man has never been truly forgotten, humanity and their
distant past has quickly become myth and legend.

Without mans influence, the machines were able to grow and build their own
society in their image. Based on the most sophisticated aspects of human society,
robots had created the perfect world of lavish sophistication and class.This ultimately
led to a long time of peace, but it was about to come to an end.

A virus began to spread amongst the population of Epsilon-tropolis, making the


inhabitants malfunction. This led to rioting in the streets, robots attacking innocent baby
robots, and rude and obnoxious behavior. The virus raged on, until finally the great city
of Epsilon-tropolis had become a warzone between what was left of the sophisticated
robots and the infected robots.

Dr. Whoszamawhatsit, robot genius, builds a group of robots to combat the


virus. These robots would represent the apex of sophistication in Epsilon-tropolis. The
robots were called the sophisticated automations or Gentlemen Robots. They were
tasked with finding out the virus origin, and kicking the bolts out of all the infected that

stood in their way. Above all, they would attempt to re-educate the infected citizens of
Epsilon-tropolis in the ways of being upstanding machines of refined dignity.

Tutorial Level (Training Room)

Analyzing surroundings. Doctor, we are ready to commence your training


exercise. Simones monocle shot out a bright red laser that pierced through the
darkness of the room, moving up and down; scanning the entire area.

Doctor, what exercises will ensue throughout this training module? asked
Pierce.

Good of you to ask, Pierce. You and Simone are going to be put through a
series of tests to check for any inconsistencies in your programming. Pass the test, and
you may proceed to the city, where your first mission awaits you. the Doctor
responded.

Must we be put through these tests? We are in primo condition, and ready to
face any infectado that dare challenge us! Simone roared boorishly.

Come now, old chap. I feel we could learn a thing or two from the good Doctor.
You may proceed when ready, good sir. Pierce bowed graciously.

First, we are going to check your motor functions. Use the (arrow keys) to move
left and right. Good. Now, make your way over to the highlighted area. Next, we are
going to see if your hydraulic joints are in working order. Using the (space bar), jump
your way up to the platform. Okay, your movement has been analyzed. Time to work on
your combat functions. While on your mission, you will encounter enemies that can be
attacked with two type of weapons: Melee and Ranged. Press the (d) key to attack
enemies closest to you and the (s) key to attack ranged enemies. Finally, along your
journey, you will come across certain special weapons that can be used to rain
destruction down upon your enemies. Press the (a) key to pick up any special weapons
and use these to help you in your quest. Looks like your programming and systems are
in working order. One last test; Make your way to the end of the training room using all
the training you have learned. the Doctor monologued.

The two gentlemen robots make their way through the training room, fighting off
training bots and dodging obstacles thrown at them. As they reach the final chamber,
the door slams shut behind them, nearly cutting Pierce in half.

A little too close for comfort, eh amigo? quipped Simone Enrique, pulling Pierce
away from the falling door.
Indeed. Nearly had myself a free shave, my good bot. Pierce chuckled.

Dr. Whozamawhatsits voice boomed over the PA system, Not so fast,


gentlemen. You have yet to conquer your last obstacle. My second greatest invention:
the POTATOBOT! Faster, Potatobot! Kill! Kill!

The ground begins to shake as a platform rises up, revealing their opponent. The
Potatobot looked quite ordinary (as robots go), with the exception of a potato in his
chest cavity. His chest cavity closes, and his eyes and antenna glow a lucid sea green.

{His main attack in friend mode is running after the Gentlemen Robots in a gangling
and uncoordinated fashion and attempting to hug them very tightly. (This drains minor
health). After several unsuccessful passes, he pauses, winded. He doubles over and
exposes his potato, allowing the player to momentarily inflict massive damage. When he
reaches half health, his eyes and antenna turn red. He curls into himself and is
shrouded in a cloud of steam. His smile changes to a frown and his eyebrows turn
angry. His chest cavity pops open with a microwave-esque ding and in it is a baked
potato. His chest cavity stays open during the second stage, allowing the players to
continually score critical hits. However, he also pursues the players with reckless
abandon. His attack is now swinging at the players. (This does massive damage)}

The Potatobot turns to the Gentleman Robots and stretches out his arms.
FRIENDS! HUG FOR POTATOBOT! the bot laughs oafishly as he begins to
plod after them.

We are not friends, my dear boy. I would never associate myself with such a
clodding collection of carbohydrates. Now have at you! Pierce said, brandishing his
sword.

This shouldnt take too long! You will rue the day you took on Simone Enrique!
said Simone, his name echoing in the background. (Enrique~)

After the battle, the Potatobot explodes into french fries with a deathcry of
POTATOOOOO!

Well that did not take too long, what's next Doctore? Simone queried.

A ripping good row, my dear Doctor. However, I think its time for us to move
along. Pierce added.

After the battle, the Doctor enters the room through a secret door with a look of despair.

My creation...Yes...well...good job boys. You seem ready to move on to bigger


and badder things. Now as you know, the dangerous virus has spread throughout our
beloved city of Epsilon-tropolis. I am sending you two into the city to uncover the origin
of this virus. You must find and educate any who seem to be malfunctioning on your
way to finding the manufacturer of this blight. But before you go, I have a surprise for
you two. said the Doctor as he gestured to the door he came through.

The Doctor led the robots down a corridor to a large steel door.

Simone, if you would please get the doors for me. said the Doctor, gesturing.

Certainly senor. Simone replied.

The doors opened to reveals a large open area filled with unique gadgets and
computers. There was a giant tv at the center of the room showing a birds eye view of
the city of Epsilon-tropolis. The Doctor took them on a tour of the area, taking them
through each room.

Welcome to the Lounge. This will be your central hub for conducting missions
throughout the city. The giant monitor here will be where you will gather intel on the area
you will be entering. This fine gentlemen to your left is the magnificent Christofer
Walkgear. He will be supplying the resources for each mission. The Doctor motioned to
a strange looking robot.

Hi...Gentlemen...how are you...doing? Christopher said brokenly.

Why are you talking like that? Simone asked the robot.

Before...the outbreak...I was...an accomplished auctioneer. But...since it hit


I...started talking all...weird. Walkgear replied.

Now, now Simone, Its not very nice to question how a fellow robot speaks.
Continue, Mr. Walkgear. Pierce said politely.

Thanks...so...as the good Doctor...said...you can come...to me..for any..


supplies...and upgrades...you...may need Christopher continued.

Yes. Now one more important thing you should remember before you get going.
Though many of the citizens of the city are infected with the virus, you may have the
chance to reprogram their functions and upload your immunity file to an infected robot.
But only if they have an expansion slot to accept the upgrade. While you should try to
save those whom you can, remember that most are beyond hope and must be...put
down. the Doctor concluded somberly.

We will try to take minimal pleasure in it, I assure you. replied Pierce.

So let us begin, boys! The Doctor said fervently as he moved towards the bank
of monitors in front of him.

World 1: 1-1

The outbreak started at the Central Processing Unit tower downtown, and
rapidly spread to all districts. said the Doctor, typing code into the giant monitor.

What made us immune, Doctor? asked Pierce.

Simple, my boy. You were created after the virus struck, with your
consciousness tied to an independent host tower off the main grid. When the virus
struck, almost all robots were instantly infected. the Doctor expositioned.

So why were you spared as well, Doctore? asked Simone.

That, my boy, is a tale for another time. Now the first area you're heading into is
the city streets: a very hostile and crowded district. Each district is being run by various
figureheads. Re-program them, and youll save that district. continued the Doctor.

Christofer walked in, carrying two ordinary looking umbrellas.

Whoa...hey...wait...you guys...I got something...for you to use...in the field...of


battle. he stuttered.

Whats this Mr. Walkgear, an umbrella? asked Pierce.

There's more...to that...then meets... the eye. replied Christofer.

Christofer is right, gentlemen. The umbrella acts as a shield against ranged


objects. As well as a fancy way to glide around. The Doctor said, waving around the
umbrella.

Simone Enrique (Enrique~) loves gadgets. exclaimed Simone.

Yes, this should do quite well. smiled Pierce.

Good, now lets get going. To your right is a tea kettle cannon. I fashioned it from
the remnants of an amusement park ride down in the human ruins. It can launch you
anywhere in the city. Now, into the tea kettle cannon and lets get the mission started!
The Doctor said, not taking his eyes off the screen.

The gentlemen robots hopped into the cannon. The cannon turned and fired a
teabag into the air, far into the market district of the city. The teabag crashed into the
city square, hitting the ground with a wet squish followed by metallic thunk. A
magnificent Victorian-looking city with buildings trimmed with chrome. The streets were
made out of metallic bricks lining the roads and walkways of the city. The two robots
crawled out of the teabag and began scanning the area for traces of the virus.

Scanning the area now, Senor Duncan. I see loads of infectados waiting to be
blown to bolts! Said Simone.

Well, my dear boy, we should get this elegant dance started! said Duncan as he
began walking down the street.

Before the two could get very far, they were attacked by a group of ruffians.

Where are you two blokes off to, eh? said one of ruffians, pointing his pistol at
Simone.

Now, now my dear amigos. Is that any way to address a bot you just met?
Simone said, looking very bored.

It seems the virus is worse than we thought. Shall we teach these chaps a
lesson in manners, Simone? Asked Pierce.

Now see ir, you two aint teachin no one nothin. Not when we got our pistols
pointed at ya. grunted one of the thugs.

We shall see. But before we begin, I, being the gentleman that I am, will give
you one chance to drop your weapons and submit to reprogramming. Pierce said
politely, offering his hand to the ruffian.

No way, you two arent goi- the misfit began.

Before the hooligan could finish, Simone and Pierce had the whole group on the
ground and disassembled.

Such a waste, Simone said, shaking his head.

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Indeed, replied Pierce But such is the price of crude and boorish behavior.
Lets move on, shall we?.

The duo moved further along the brick-lined streets, battling any malfunctioning
robots in their way. Suddenly, they heard the unmistakable scream of someone being
attacked. They ran to the noise, finding a Epsilon-tropolis citizen being set upon by a
bat-like robot. The bat-robot had an X across its black metallic chest and was very well
toned.

The robot was attacking a strange looking citizen. Its outer shell seemed to hang
off the main part of the robots body. The shell itself did not seem to be made out of any
metal the gentlemen robots have ever seen. It looked more like cardboard than metal.

The bat-like robot screeched when the Gentlemen robots approached.

Who is this? More wrongdoers come to pick a fight with the sword of justice.
Have at me evil villains the batbot roared.

The robot charged between Simone and Pierce, knocking them down. He then
retreated to the other end of the street.

Ah, the citizen of Epsilon-Tropolis seem to be in the best of moods today, eh


amigo? Simone said, dusting himself off.

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That confused chap seems to believe we were doing some wrong against the
city Pierce replied.

Pierce reached out his hand to the odd looking robot and helped him to his feet.
The robots hand was very soft and squishy and bent under the pressure of Pierces
grip.

Thank you, sirs, for your assistance. It seems that super hero robot has gone
rogue. The cardboard box bot said, holding out his hand to shake the gentlemen
robots. Forgive me, my name is Stevebot. I was wandering down the street when the
that maniac caught me off-guard.

Pierce Duncan said Pierce, taking off his top hat momentarily.

Simone Enrique (Enrique) Simone said, shaking Stevebots hand.

Did you guys hear that strange echo? asked Stevebot.

The gentlemen robots exchanged clueless looks with each other.

What echo are you speaking of my good man? Pierce asked, with a blank look
upon his face.

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Huh, I guess it was nothing. Stevebot replied, looking more confused than
before.

So superhero bot you say? asked Simone.

Yes, a super hero bot. replied Stevebot. I believe that specific model is
00z420P90X-00 or X-man as I believe he would prefer to be called.

What exactly is this X-Man designed to do? asked a confused looking Pierce.

Essentially, X-man was created to keep the peace and bring justice to any who
would cause harm to this city. Explained Stevebot.

It looks like even super hero bots are affected by the virus. whispered Pierce as
he turned his back to Stevebot.

Yes, we should hurry before X-man causes any more trouble. Simone replied.

Thank you my good man for the information, but we mustn't dawdle any longer.
We have some important business in the city we must attend to. Explained Pierce.

Stevebot nodded, his cardboard head bobbled all over until he fixed it back in
place.

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Y-yes. acknowledged Stevebot, still adjusting his head piece. I too have
business in the city. Until we meet again, my friends.

The robots parted in opposite directions. The Gentlemen robots went down the
crowded street, tracking X-mans trail of destruction. When they finally caught up to
him, he was helping a few ruffians graffiti the wall of a theater.

Looks like our little amigo has been busy. Simone said, shaking his head.

X-man turned, enraged. He pointed at the gentleman robots, and the other
ruffians who were spray painting turned to see what he was gesturing towards.

Again the scourge of evil lashes at the the heros foot! This city needs a dark
superhero. Someone who isnt afraid to do what's good, no matter what the people think
of him! X-man said, full of hubris.

What are you talking about? Simone shouted.

Grr, I dont have to explain myself to low lifes such as you two. Said X-man as
he lumbered away from them.

Simone and Pierce quickly dispatched the few ruffians X-man left to eliminate
them. They ran down a narrow side street, coming upon an old rusted Volkswagen Type
II van. The door opened and a tall, lanky robot emerged from the vehicle. His eyes

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crackled with electricity, and his attire was something out of the 60s. Simone and Pierce
both drew their swords.

Woah, hey chill man. No need to harsh my mellow brobot. Whats with the
groovy swords? the laid back robot asked sanguinely.

Pierce and Simone looked at each other, then back at the robot, who was now
fascinated by a fly buzzing around.

I am Pierce Duncan, and this is my companion Simone Enrique (~Enrique). We


are the gentleman robots, here to attempt to reprogram any citizens who can be
saved from the virus. Pierce said heroically.

The hippie-bot looked at the two with a mellow expression.


Right on, man. Fight the power! Those fascists keep trying to cramp my
style. Thats why I hide out here, just making my oil-dye shirts. You guys want
one? Theyre real rad. the robot said, bobbing his head.

As incredibly dashing as it would make me look, hese, I must decline. But


you mentioned they were oil-dye? We thought oil was all used up! Simone
queried.

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Well us old bots run on oil. More natural, man. Can you dig it? Not like this
electricity all these new bots are juiced with. I stockpiled a bunch in my van back in
5369. Traded some dude a necklace I made of gears for a few barrels. And then I gave
some ladybot a poem I wrote for a few more. And it just continued like that. Cuz I saw
the future, man. I knew wed all be slaves to the power of electricity. the eccentric robot
diatribed.

Well wed love to procure some, but we dont run on synthetic oil. said Pierce.
The hippie shook his head. Nah, you arent picking up what Im laying down, my
man. This here is pure oil. None of that synthetic stuff. Its the real deal.

That oil would benefit us greatly. Can we buy some from you? Simone asked.

The mellow robot put his hand out. Put your money away, man. I have no need
for that stuff. Its all free, share the love. See me later on, I may even have a full oil can
to spare here and there. Those thingsll really give you a trip.

The hippie bot fills Pierce and Simones tanks..

Now go fight the power, man. Rage against the machines! Im gonna go chill out,
maybe listen to some Lead Gearpin. said the robot, his eyes half-closing.

The gentle robot walked back in his van, flashing a peace symbol before calling

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out Ill see you groovy cats again soon! and closing the door. Psychedelic rock can be
heard from inside the van.

Well, he was certainly...enlightened. Pierce chuckled.

Si, my friend. And so shines a good deed in a weary world. Simone said.

The two gentlemen robots made their way down the alley. It opened abruptly into
a large plaza.

X-man threw a group of protein bombs behind Pierce and Simone, blocking the
path from whence they came. He then faced the two robots in a death stare as he
began reciting his heroic declaration.

When there is justice to be done, I will always be there. When evil is afoot, i will
cut it down. When innocence is in peril, I will come to their res- he said, before being
cut off.

I am so sorry to interrupt, my good man. But who are you talking to? My friend
and I are neither evil, nor do we plan to do any harm to the innocent. On the contrary,
we want to help the- said Pierce, before being silenced in turn.

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LIES! X-man cut Pierce off. I cannot stand by as you spread your misleading
words upon my city. I am X-man. You killed my minions. Prepare to die!

Well, I saw this coming. said Simone drawing his sword as X-man came
charging down the plaza.

{X-man has two main attacks: charging at his opponents on the ground (knocks
gentlemen robot off their feet), and throwing protein bombs at them from far away
(staggers with every hit). He will begin by charging back and forth, attempting to throw
the player off his feet before following up with his ranged attacks. (Both deal moderate
damage) During this phase, he is invulnerable to ranged weapons. After missing the
gentlemen robots (or hitting them 3 times) he will then charge up an X beam. 4 laser
beams will shoot out across the screen, telegraphing to the player where the blasts will
hit. The charge takes 3 seconds before being unleashed. After each X-Beam, X-man
must cool down for a few seconds, leaving him vulnerable to all attacks.}

When the battle was over, X-man lay defeated on the ground, steam was hissing
out of the X across his chest. Pierce and Simone stood over X-man. Both of them were
still on guard, pointing their pistols at him.

Well, go on! cried X-man. You have bested this citys only hope for truth and
justice..get it over with you evil scum.

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The gentlemen robots glanced at each other, both contemplated what they
should do with the super hero.

Eh, he doesnt seem too bad mi amigo. You get used to all the truth,
justice, and evil stuff dont you think? asked Simone.

True, my fellow gentleman. replied Pierce, but that does not mean we can just
let him go.

Just as the robots were getting into a bind, Dr. Whozamawhatsit chimed in
through their comm links.

Listen here, boys. Remember what I explained earlier? You can easily
reprogram most larger robots you encounter with the virus and turn them back to
normal. Just merge your circuits with theirs and presto, you upload the immunity file in
your memory board to that specific robot. the Doctor reminded them.

Excellent Doctor. This makes things quite easier, wouldnt you agree Simone?
queried Pierce.

Yes, I will go upload the file now. Simone said.

After the upload was complete, X-man jumped up in a flash, almost knocking the
gentlemen robot on their hindquarters.

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At last, the torment is over! shouted X-Man, who began stretching and running
in place. I cant thank you enough my fellow crime fighters, you cant imagine the things
Ive done. I must make things right, I will not allow anymore denizens of my city to suffer
any longer. Goodbye my heroic friends, until the day our courageous souls meet again.

With a quick charging flash, X-man left the plaza, leaving the Gentlemen robots
alone.

Well, Id call that mission accomplished, if I do say so myself. said Simone


cheerfully.

Quite right my affable friend, time to head back to the Lounge. acknowledged
Pierce, already signaling their comm link.

Doctor, we are ready for pick up whenever you are. he spoke into the
communicator.

World 1:1-2

The Gentlemen robots arrive back at the Lounge, where they were immediately
greeted by an exhausted looking Dr. Whozamawhatsit. He was holding a transparent
looking tablet and typing very quickly with one hand.

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Boys! We have a kerfuffle. panted the Doctor, attempting to balance on his two
wheels.

Calm down sir. What seems to be the problem? inquired Pierce Duncan.

We have multiple hostile robots located in an abandoned theater in the market


district. the Doctor lamented.

I assume you want us to; how do you say, investigate? asked Simone. Such a
tedious task for robots of such .

Not when the entire theater is crawling with infected robots. It could be a forward
base for whomever is spreading the virus. The Doctor explained.

It is fine, my good Doctor . We will nose around the theater and report back what
we find. Pierce reassured. Isnt that right, SImone?

Yes, yes. Shall we get going? The suave robot said, already walking to the
launch platform.

Dont forget to restock your supplies with Walkgear! shouted the Doctor.

The duo launched back into the city and landed near the theater. The theater was
located in the market district, and the district was as busy as ever.

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Who would have guessed a virus base could be located in such an eye sore of a
building? proclaimed Simone.

The more inconspicuous the location, the better. Dont you think, my finely
dressed fellow? Its not beneficial to hang a shingle when youre an evil mastermind.
Pierce said, looking at the buildings surroundings. Shall we head in?

Lo que. said Simone.

The two head into the ominously dark theater. The place was completely run
down and filled with dust. From far away, they could see the stage. It looked much
newer in comparison to the rest of the building.

Looks abandado to me amigo, shall we get going? Simone sighed, already


heading out of the theater.

Suddenly, a group of ruffians attacked, jumping down from the second level. The
gentlemen robots fought their way to the stage, as that was where the hostiles seemed
to be coming from. They could hear subtle organ music playing, and a faint echo of
laughter throughout the theater.

The laughter seemed to get louder as they fought their way to the stage. As they
got closer, they noticed a familiar figure sitting in one of the front rows. It was the laid

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back hippie bot they encountered before. He was snapping his fingers to the music.
Pierce tapped him on the shoulder and he jumped.

Woah! Oh hey, guys. Sorry to tweak out on you like that. I thought you were one
of those infected dudes. he said.

Pierce looked at him with incredulousness.

Are you mad?! he whispered.

Im never mad. Thats negative energy. Why do you ask? the hippie bot
responded.

No, I mean are you insane?! This place is crawling with infected! Pierce
continued.

I know, but I couldnt resist the call of the music, man. Music is what its all
about, you feel me? I was at this totally far out music festival before the outbreak struck,
and... the robot began, before Simone cut him off.

That is very interesting, senor. But we need to bring the mastermind of this area
to justice. Do you perchance have any more of that oil on you? he interrupted.

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Of course, brobot. I always carry a secret stash. It keeps me running when Im


away from home, but I can spare some. he said as the tall, lanky robot reached into his
chest cavity and pulled out two cans of oil, giving it to the gentleman robots. That
should top off your tanks. he continued as he filled up their dip sticks. Now go fight the
power. Just dont keep that groovy cat from jammin, I dig his beat. he finished, going
back to his trance like state, snapping his fingers to the beat.

Pierce and Simone thanked him and approached the stage. Finally, the music
stopped, and a dark figure appeared before them atop the theaters stage.

Why so silent, good monsieur's? Are you not here to hear my music? whispered
the dark figure. Lights flickered, illuminating the stage, and the figure standing in the
center.

The figure turned out to be a caped robot with a scruffy orange beard. His face
was full of passion for the music that he spoke of.

The music I have lost, the music that I wish to hear once more. whispered the
robot.
Who are you, good sir? What are you doing in such a humble theater?
interrogated Pierce.
He doesnt seem too friendly amigo maybe we should watch what we say
whispered Simone to his partner.

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Who am I!? WHO am I!? I am the infamous Malware of the Opera! He


screamed. The lights grew brighter, partially blinding the gentlemen robots. You must
hear my music for me! LET THE OPERA BEGIN!

With those words, the Malware of the Opera jumped up to the catwalk of the
stage. He moved higher, to where his organ was located and began to play.

Ay dios mios, not again, sighed Simone.

(Malware of the Opera begins by playing the organ atop the catwalk of the theater
stage. (boss room) While playing the organ, the room shakes and sand bags begin to
fall down from the ceiling (this causes moderate damage). Malware then moves to the
catwalk, pulling ropes for curtains to fall on the player (stunning and dealing moderate
damage). To get opera bot down from the catwalk, the player will have to turn on the
lights on the ceiling, using three switches on the stage that can be turned off and on
using a melee attack. When Malware falls to the ground, he becomes stunned for
approximately 5 seconds, leaving him open for melee and range attack.)

The Malware of the Opera fell to the stage floor, broken organ pieces laid on his
body. Simone inspected Malware for a bit and began uploading his immunity file to the
unconscious robot. When the upload was complete the Malware of the Opera stood up
and dusted himself off.

My music...my darling music. he whispered to himself.

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Did you reprogram him correctly, Simone? asked Pierce.

Si, it seems that he is always talking about his music, no comprende.


responded Simone.

My music.. Malware kepted saying. I HAVE FOUND YOU! WHERE HAVE YOU
BEEN MY DARLING! The screeching yell of excitement nearly knocked the gentlemen
robots to the ground.

YOU TWO! screamed the Malware of the Opera, who had now directed his
attention to the duo.

Oh, boy I think we made him ang- Pierce was cut off by a huge hug from the
Malware of the Opera.
Thank you! Thank you so much friends, you have found my music. I lost her
recently, and felt so much rage for those that took her. How can I thank you? asked
Malware.

I know! Come friends, hear my music and I. Malware walked up to the halfbroken organ and began playing beautiful music.

Well, this turned out pretty bueno, eh hermano. Simone said, sitting down and
kicking his feet up.

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Yes, you're quite right , we will report our findings to the Doctor after the show.

The two listened to the Malware of the Opera play into the night.

World 1: 1-3

The next morning (after a long night at the opera), the duo returned to the
Lounge to find Dr. Whozamawhatsit rolling around the headquarters like crazy.

Let me guess. We have another problemo, si Doctore? Simone asked, already


heading to the launch pad.

This time we have a large disturbance creating havoc throughout the city
rooftops. the Doctor informed the duo
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How substantial is this disturbance, Doctor? asked Pierce.

It might be a bit much for you to handle, but I have faith that you two will make
me proud. said the Doctor encouragingly.

The Doctor left at those words, leaving a stunned Pierce standing alone in the
room.

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Are we going, amigo?! Shouted Simone from across the room, already strapped
into the launch kettle.

Pierce rushed over, strapping himself in and pushing the ignition. The cannon
fired, sending the duo careening onto a city rooftop some distance away. When the
automatons got out, they could see destruction across many of the cities rooftops. The
destroyed buildings seemed to create a path that the robots could follow to whatever
had caused the mayhem.

The rooftops were very unsteady, the wind blowing atop the buildings threatened
to throw the gentlemen robots down to the streets below.

This is a bit shady amigo. The rooftops seem very unstable what with all the
destruction. Shouted Simone, attempting to speak over the roaring winds.

Yes, I know. Make sure to keep a sure footing, my friend, or its game over.
Pierce shouted back.

The pair made made their way across the rooftops until they came upon what
appeared to be a metallic teepee on one of the roofs. As they approached for a closer
look, a gust of wind blew them inside. Standing up and dusting themselves off, they
found themselves in a very strange place. Pillows covered the floor and walls, and
incense was burning in the center of the room. Laying on the pillows was the tall, skinny
robot they had met times before. He serenely opened his eyes, an understated reaction

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to the clamor.

Hey guys, good of you to blow through. he chuckled lazily. You want to hang
around my rooftop penthouse pad for a spell?

Pierce spoke up. Not to be rude, my good bot, but this is a metal teepee on a
crumbling rooftop in the middle of a war torn city. These things do not a
penthouse suite make.

The tall robot laughed in the same tone. I got a roof over my head and soft
pillows under my butt. I envy no bot. I could go on, but I know you guys are here for my
oil.
Simone finally spoke, visibly embarrassed. We dont want to seem like...how you
say...bogarts, my amigo.

The hippie waived the claim off with his hand. Its all good, man. I dig what
youre doing. Its up to you guys to save this city. Ill play my part when and where Im
meant to. Im not the hero of this tale. Go on, fill up your tanks. What good is your oil if
you dont use it? Youre welcome around my pads any time. he closed his eyes again.
Im just gonna dream about what purple tastes like.

The robots replenished their oil. As they left, Pierce looked back, softly
whispering thank you. The hippie bot lazily held up a peace symbol in response.

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Back out on the harsh rooftops, they finally found what was causing all the
chaos. A giant mechanical gorilla.

What exactly...is that...amigo, Simone asked, trying to stay up on his feet.

I believe that is a bloody gorilla my dear friend. replied Pierce And a big one at
that!

The gorilla let out a large roar that echoed across the city. RAWR IM A
GORILLA!

I dont think he is very friendly hermano, maybe we should- started Simone.

Before Simone could finish, the Gorilla pounded his chest, nearly throwing the
two robots down to the streets below.

(King Kog (stage 1) attack pattern begins by pound his chest, which shakes the
roof, staggering the player from moving forward. He immediately jumps up in the air and
attempts to land on the player (dealing moderate/massive damage) moderate if the
player is in the vicinity of king kogs shadow, massive if its a direct hit. King Kog is
vulnerable to both range and melee but has high hp. King kog (Stage 2) goes into a
rampage after he gets down to half health and begins waving his arms over his head.
He still begins by pounding his chest but then tries to grab the player and throw him

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against the ground (deals Massive damage). When the player finally defeats king kog
he falls from the rooftop to the ground)

The battle ended with the gorilla falling to the streets below, destroyed.

Twas beauty that killed the beast. affirmed Pierce, looking down from the roof.

Yes, Simone Enrique (Enrique) is quite beautiful if I do say so myself. gloated


Simone.

I was talking about me my good friend.

No,no,no,no,no it is Simone Enrique (Enrique). protested Simone.

I will not have this childish conversation with you. said Pierce as he called the
Doctor on the comm link. Doctor we are ready for pick up.

It is definitely me.. whispered Pierce

World 2:2-1

When the gentlemen robots got back to the Lounge, they were greeted by
Chrisofer Walkgear.

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Hey...boys...Ive got...another...device...to show you...Its a...handy...little item.


Walkgear handed the new item to the two gentlemen robots.

What is it Senor Walkgear? asked a perplexed Simone Enrique.

Its...a...magnet gun. Walkgear said.

Doctor Whozamawhatsit rolled in behind Christofer, holding his tablet as usual.

Walkgears new invention makes it very easy to get to places you could not
reach before. You can also use it to bring enemies closer to you. Its quite handy in a
tight spot. said the Doctor, still typing on his tablet. You're going to need it on your next
mission, boys. Also, I heard you were able to reprogram 2 of the 3 main infected
causing problems in the last district. Congratulations! It is...unfortunate you had to shut
down the third, but such is the price of progress I suppose.

What else is new? said Simone, rolling his mechanical eyes.

What is the mission, Doctor Whozamawhatsit? asked Pierce.

The Doctor guided the boys to the monitor screen. A faint glowing light pinged
from the robot factory.

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You're headed to a Robot Factory. The Doctor said, pointing at the screen. The
citizens of Epsilon-troplis have been noticing signs of the virus and have checked
themselves into the factory to seek treatment.

Let me guess, the whole factory has become infected, and now we must go and
check it out. said Simone .

Well, yes, exactly what I had in mind... the Doctor begain.

Its ok Doctor, I think we understand the situation. Away we go, Simone. uttered
Pierce.

The pair landed near the outskirts of the robot factory. What was supposed to be
a busy and bustling factory was almost as abandoned as the theater in the market
district.

This doesnt look too good amigo, remember last time everything was all
abandoned and quiety? Simone reminded Pierce.

Yes, you're quite right. I do not like it very much, but we have to at least head
inside. Pierce said as they walked up to the factory door.

Before the two robots could open the door, Stevebot came out running with
another woman right behind him.

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Oh hello boys. panted Stevebot. I was just about to help this young miss find
her way home when we were attacked by a group of nurse mechanics.

Oh, where are my manners. This is Pennelope Sprocket. Stevebot introduced


the young woman standing next to him. Pennelope, this is Pierce Duncan and Simone
Enrique(~Enrique~). There it is again! What in gods name is that echo I hear coming
from you Simone?

Im still not sure what you're talking about Senor, but it is very nice to meet you,
senorita. said Simone, kissing the womans hand.

And I, too, young miss. Pierce said, following with a bow.

The young lady nodded very nervously and seemed hesitant to talk to either of
them.

Y-yes well we must get goi- Steve bot was cut off a group of nurse mechanics
that sent the group scattering.

Looks like we're not alone, amigo. Simone said, fighting off a few enemies.

Yes, but where did Stevebot and Pennelope go? asked Pierce.

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I think they ran into the robot factory. Let us follow, eh? Simone replied.

The two robots moved their way through the factory, which was now crawling with
virus infected patients that seemed to crawl from every angle. Rows upon rows of dark,
empty rooms passed by. As they rounded a corner, they noticed, however, that one had
a light on. They ran in, swords drawn, only to be met by the sanguine hippie bot yet
again. He was sitting on a bed, staring at a broken tv. He looked at them cheerfully.

Hey guys, whats good? he said as he bobbed his head.

Pierce raised an eyebrow. I know you seem to be a very...laid back individual.


But what possible reason could you have for being here? This is a hospital for mentally
ill robots.

Im mad, youre mad. Were all mad here. said the brobot.

And youre very enigmatic, my good chum. Say, could we perchance trouble you
for some more oil? said Pierce.

You know Ill always hook my boys up. the hippie bot said, reaching under the
mattress to pull out two small personal oil containers. That should top you off. He
proceeded to turn his attention back to the tv, which was broken. Taped to it was a
picture of Robot Ray-Gun, a president of Epsilontropolis in 5380. Man, that cat cracks
me up. He wanted to ban natural oil and force us all to that synthetic stuff. the robot

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said, stretching his long legs. You guys wanna stay? We can chill out and watch
movies. he queried.

Pierce and Simone both graciously declined, leaving the robot to his broken
television.

They wandered their way into what seemed like a padded room and the door
closed behind them.

Whew, too many. Is there a way out of here, Simone? Pierce asked.

Hold on, scanning now amigo. said Simone.

Simone had just begun scanning the area when they heard a deranged voice
coming from the other end of the room.

Hola, is anyone there? called out Simone.

They moved closer and saw Pennelope strapped in a straight jacket mumbling to
herself.

Pennelope? Pennelope is that you? Pierce said, approaching slowly.

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The woman did not move or make a sound at the sight of the two robots. The
pair edged closer, trying to see if they could assist the young lady. Suddenly, Pennelope
let out a loud screech and starting bouncing up and down off the padded walls, nearly
hitting the gentlemen robots.

Pennelope stop! commanded Pierce.

But the berserk robot didnt answer, continuing to bounce up and down, this time
making it clear that she was out to attack the two robots.

We have no choice hermano, we are going to have to subdue her. said Simone
somberly.

{Pennelope Sprocket: Floats around the stage (padded room) and bounces
around. She has three bands in her straight jacket, and as you deals damage they
break. After the 1st one breaks, her attack pattern gets faster. After the 2nd, she starts
using her jets to propel herself into you. Finally, after the 3rd one she goes even faster,
combining propulsion with random radical bouncing.}

When the battle ended, Pennelope fell to the floor, and her jet boots puffed out
smoke. Simone walked over and uploaded the immunity file to her hard drive. Just then,
Stevebot walked in casually through the door the gentlemen robot had closed.

Ah there she is, Thank you gentlemen for finding her for me. said Stevebot.

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Yes, she wasnt feeling too well when we found her, but she should be good now
that we gave her something to help her calm down. said Simone.

WHAT! Stevebot screamed. I mean...*cough* .. I mean what a relief to see her


all fine and dandy. Could you two send her on her way for me?

Stevebot left the room through the same door, shutting it loudly behind him.

That was quite odd, dont you think? Simone said, helping Pennelope up.
Yes quite, but we better get her home, call the Doctor will you. asked Pierce.

Si. Eh Doctore, we are ready for pick up with one extra. Simone called through
the comm link.

Sorry boys, it seems like your work isnt done. I will send Walkgear to collect
Pennelope but you have to head to the Assembly Line Wing of the robot factory. It looks
like the virus-infected ruffians have taken over the facility and are creating robots
already implanted with the virus. We have to stop them before they do any more harm.
the Doctor said over the static ridden communicator.

We are on it Doctor, we will escort Pennelope and then head to the Assembly
Line. confirmed Pierce.

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World 2:2-2

When the gentlemen robots arrived at the assembly line, they were immediately
attacked by ruffians.

They will never lear- Simone began, before being staggered by the ground
moving quickly beneath them.

Looks like we're going to have to follow these moving conveyor belts into the
factory. This could get a bit complicated my good boy. said Pierce, finding his balance
and moving along the shifting surface.

They followed the assembly lines conveyor belts fighting off any ruffians who
dared attack them.

These conveyor belts are making me dizzy, amigo. Maybe we could just jump off
and walk. Simone uttered to Pierce, who was moving forward quickly.

Wherever these conveyor belts lead must be where the mastermind behind this
operation is located. We should keep going. Pierce responded.

Ugh, ok. sighed Simone.

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The robots moved deeper and deeper into the winding assembly line, fighting off
ruffians. Suddenly, Pierce spied a familiar face off on an isolated conveyor belt up near
the ceiling. He motioned to Simone, and they clamored up to where Hippie Bot was,
sitting on a slowly moving conveyor belt and laughing.

Hey, buddies! Didnt expect to see you here! Still sticking it to the man, I hope.
he said, slowly moving back and forth. Im just chillin here. I like feeling the motion of
the conveyor belts, its soothing. Plus the vibrations feel real groovy. Its like a warm
blanket, except for my butt. he laughed lightheartedly.

Pierce smiled, happy to see him. And do you happen to have any oil on you?

The Hippie bot shook his head. Nah, man. Left it all at home. He paused at the
look of horror on the gentleman robots faces. Ahhh I got you! I always have some of
the good stuff to spare for my two freedom fighters, man! the lanky robot said, laughing
at his own joke. He tossed them both small oil cans. Now go fulfil your destiny. Im
gonna get back to my important affairs. he said, plopping back down onto the slowly
moving conveyor belt and giggling.

The two robots thanked him before jumping back down to the lower conveyor
belt. The continued to ride it until it dropped them down onto another part of the
assembly line.

Where are we now? Simone asked.

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Exactly where I want you to be. said a elegant but unsettling voice.

The gentlemen robots looked up and saw a stocky woman standing atop a
broken conveyor belt. In place of traditional hands, the woman had large knitting
needles. They looked capable of piercing through solid steel.

Hello boys, he told me I could find you here. said the large woman.

Who exactly is he? asked Simone.

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, YOU NAUGHTY BOY! The woman roared. She
took a second to compose herself, then continued to speak. I am here to teach you two
a lesson: you cant just go and hurt my darling robots.

So it is you who is behind all this disorder. Pierce shouted.

Well...partially. I am the Midwife of this facility! She laughed as she caressed


one of her needles with the other. Shall we begin boys? I have many robots to attend
to, and I dont have much time for you in my schedule.

She jumped down, and as she did, the ground beneath the gentlemen robots
began to move.

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Well you asked for it, amigo. We found the person behind all this. said Simone.

Looks like it. Shall we? Pierce said beckoning, the Midwife closer.

{The Midwifes primary attack is using her grappling hook sewing needles to swing from
platform to platform and try to grab the Gentleman Robots. Upon success, she throws
them, causing minimal damage. (The Gentleman Robots are keeping pace with a
treadmill the entire time during this boss fight). Her secondary attack will be stabbing
smaller ruffians through the stomach and throwing them at the Gentleman Robots. They
explode upon impact, causing massive damage. Her second stage is slowly lumbering
after the players, attempting to stab them.}

The battle ended with the Midwife falling from her grappling hook and destroying
the conveyor belt that the gentlemen robots were running on. The Midwife continued to
struggle, even as Simone uploaded the immunity file to her memory. When he finished,
the Midwife stopped her struggling and got up off the floor.

Oh, Im so sorry my dears, did I hurt you? asked the Midwife, whose voice
seemed much more friendly. Oh that must hurt. Ask she pointed her needle to the
scratch on Simones arm.

No, no Senora I am quite alright. lied Simone.

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Oh I feel so guilty you boys went through all that trouble just for me. she said
kindly.

Its ok, madam, we were happy to help. But if you could remember who sent you
to stop us, that would be wonderful. Pierce said politely.

Oh, Im afraid I cant remember for the life of me, my dears. Im not sure why, Im
sorry I couldn't be any help. said the Midwife sadly.

That is fine, I did not expect you to remember, but we had to be sure. explained
Pierce.

Well boys, I must excuse myself. That virus that took over my systems really did
a number on my harddrive. I think I will go sit down. The Midwife said, walking slowly
out of the room.

Looks like another mission complete, amigo. Hopefully we get a break this time.
said Simone.

Let me check on the Doctor before we go. said Pierce, chiming in on the comm
link to contact the Doctor.

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Oh hello, boys, the Doctors voice came through the comm link. Good job at the
Assembly line. However, there is one more thing I must ask you to investigate before
you come back.

Ugh, why didnt I see this coming? groaned Simone.

Where are we headed to next Doctor? requested Pierce.

Just head on outside boys, you will see a junkyard where all the scraps of the
factory go to be collected and recycled. I received word from Walkgear that he spotted
ruffians recycling their fallen comrades parts and making hulking abominations with
them. the Doctor expositioned.

That doesnt sound to fun, Doctore. But the Sofisticatdo Automatons are on it.
Simone said proudly. At least there wont be conveyor belts this time.

They disconnected the comm link and began heading to the junkyard.
Hopefully we can go home after this one. murmured Simone.

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The robots landed in the middle of the junkyard and began scanning the area for
hostiles. The junkyard was filled to the point of overflowing. Bundles of scraps and
electronic wires littered the land like snow on a mountain side.

Looks like we have company, said Simone, unhooking his monocle as he


spotted a new type of ruffian.

The ruffian was much bigger than any other hostile they had seen thus far, but
moved very slow, letting the gentlemen robots get around it and attack.

Looks like the Doctor was right, said Pierce. We are going to have to be very
careful, these new enemies could pose a huge threat.

The duo headed further into the junkyard, fighting off the new type of enemy as
well as their larger brothers. The junk robots seemed to be crawling out of the scrap,
endless in number, attempting to block the gentlemen robots path.
The new enemies retreated after a few of their fellow comrades fell and began
molding together. They first began shaping the legs of the large figure and eventually
the torso, until finally they finished, and the final creation resembled the gentlemen
robots in scrap form.

They created a doppelganger. I must say it looks quite dashing. admired Pierce.

More like a Junkle...ganger, eh amigo, haha. Simone joked.

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Yes quite... respond Pierce.

The figure roared and moved towards the robots, scrap falling off it with every
step. As it neared the pair, they began to realize just how large the scale of the robot
they were dealing with was.

Uh, I think we should run, my charming good chap. Pierce said, backing up.

I agree, hermano. Simone said as the Junkleganger stomped forward.

The gentlemen robots ran until they reached a open area of the junkyard where
they had more room to outmaneuver the giant abomination. The gargantuan creature
blocked their path, awaiting the gentlemen robots move.

Suddenly, Hippiebots van drove into the junkyard, parking itself right outside of
the area.
Hey brobots! Just getting back from a real trip. A bunch of my crew and I
wandered down into the sewers. We saw stuff man, you dont even know...but anyway,
whats up?. he said, apparently oblivious to the hulking automaton on the other side of
the area.

Pierce pointed to the massive creature, and Hippie bot looked out the window of
his van, his mouth dropping open.

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Woaaaaaah. Hes a big dude. You guys are gonna need some oil, like pronto.
Here ya go! said the Hippie bot, tossing out a couple of small oils cans. Im gonna
peace out, that big dude bums my apex, man. But you guys let me know when you kick
his bolts, Id love to see it.

The gentlemen robots fill up on the oil the Hippie bot gives them, and go off to
fight the large stationary gentlemen robot waiting on the other end of the field. The
Hippie bot drives off screen.
I think this is enough room to take on this large fellow, declared Pierce.

If you say so amigo, I dont think there is enough room in this whole junkyard for
this thing. Shall we begin? asked Simone.

{Junkleganger is a large robot that resembles the Gentlemen Robots. He uses a


giant crane to try and capture the players and holds them in place while he shoots
molten slag at them (Which deals Moderate Damage). Every time he loses a quarter of
his life, he produces one Junkbot while he falls back. The gentleman robots must
defeat this Junkbot before they can damage the Junkleganger again. He does this four
times. The junkbot is a basic ruffian (Deals minimal damage)}

When they defeated Junkleganger, it dropped into a thousand bits of scrap that
scattered the area, building a hill of steaming junk in the center of the field.

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Well I think we eh...trashed him, huh amigo. jested Simone.

...Yes... lets just go home. Pierce said, connecting to the Doctor via the comm
link.

All things are good, Doctor. We are ready for extraction. notified Pierce.
The Doctors voice came through panicked. Bad news, boys. The hot air balloon
has a hole in it. I should have it fixed soon, but it looks like youre on your own this
time.

Great, what are we supposed to do now? said Simone exasperated.

Suddenly, Hippie bots van rolled up next to them. The skinny robot looked out
the window at the steaming pile of junk that once was the Junkleganger, whistling.

Man, you sure kicked the *scrap* outta him, huh? said the Hippie bot.

Pierce laughed. You see, my brother, *that* is how you make a good pun. he
said, turning to Simone.

Mine was better. said Simone softly.

Hey, you guys need a ride? I got plenty of room in the back of my van, as long
as you guys dont mind shag carpeting. said the Hippie bot, opening the back doors.

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The gentleman robots piled in and shut the door. The camera pans out and the
van pulls away at an incredibly slow speed. The vans speed increases slightly as it
slowly rolls off screen.

World 3:3-1

The gentleman robots arrived back at the Lounge, where they were to receive
their next mission. Dr. Whozama Whatsit met them at the launch pad.

There you are! Its almost nightfall. Where were you two?, said the Doctor,
frazzled.
Sorry Doctore, the Hippie bot is a very slow driver, you know? Explained
Simone
The Doctor reached into his pocket, handing the two of them the passes. Two
VIP passes for the biggest Masquerade ball to come to Epsilon-tropilis in a while.

My word, Doctore. You have outdone yourself this time, if I do say so myself.
Time for some R&R. stated Simone, taking one of the tickets.

There is a catch, is there not, Doctor? asked Pierce.

The Doctor cleared his throat before speaking again.

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Well, you caught me Pierce. stated the Doctor. This ball is very important to the
city. With virus outbreak and all, I am 95% sure that there will be infected people
attending. Your job is to make sure tonights events go by smoothly.

Great, and here I thought we might actually have a break. whined Simone.

Come on, my dear old chap, it could be fun. Shall we go? asked Pierce,
heading for the cannon.

Wait...a moment! shouted Christofer Walkgear, chasing after them.

I got...another...gadget...for you. He said, handing them a metallic looking


sphere.

What does it do? asked Pierce.

It temporarily....shocks...some robots...it can...also...be


used...to...disable...machinery. Use it...wisely. Walkgear said.

The two gentlemen robots strapped themselves into the cannon, launching
themselves into the night sky.

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The robots crashed in an alley, getting up and dusting themselves off. Walking
around to the front, they realized they had arrived at a magnificent building brimming
with people dressed up and all wearing masks. Inside the building were many small
corridors that all lead out into a large open dance room. As they made their way inside,
they were greeted by Stevebot.
Oh, you two again. started Stevebot. I-I m-mean boys! Its so nice to see you
two again!

Yes, its quite a pleasure. acknowledged Pierce. Simone nodded back in


agreement.

Stevebot took a sip of his drink. He did not drink like ordinary robots, instead he
lifted his head piece slightly to draw in the fluid, which appeared to be milk.

What's your poison? asked Pierce, toward the white liquid.

Oh this? Just something they threw together at the bar. Strong stuff, really.
replied Stevebot.

May I have a sip? I am very thirsty, and would love some aged fermented oil.
Simone asked.

W-what!? N-no, no, um Im sorry boys but i must get going. Good to see you two
again. Stevebot hurried into the ball, not looking back at the gentlemen robots.

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I think that was milk he was drinking, my friend. said Pierce to Simone.

What? Come on, amigo. Robots cant drink milk. It would mess up their systems.
Lets get going, I am looking forward to this ball. He said, moving his way through the
crowd to the doorway.

Before they could make their way inside, they were stopped by a few well
dressed ruffians and a man who looked to be their boss.

Whoa, hold on there, you couple of cute-rates. said the leader. This joint here
is my swinging club, okay baby? And I say youre not invited, jack.

And who are you, my dear fellow? Pierce questioned.

Me? Me! Why Im the fattest cat in town baby, Donnie Diamonds the name.
Stopping hood rats like you is the game. Get em, boys. said Donnie with unnecessary
flare.

At those words, his ruffian friends attacked the gentlemen robots, while Donnie
retreated into the ball.

The Gentlemen robots quickly dispatched of the ruffians and headed into the
ballroom. The corridors of the building were extensive and filled with people, who

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quickly moved out of the way of the gentlemen robots. The robots made their way
through the maze-like corridors until Simone stopped suddenly.

Im sorry, hermano. I am too parched to continue. I really needed that drink. he


said, panting.

Pierce looked around, spotting a bar at the end of the room. Come with me,
good chap. Well find you some liquid libations to slake your thirst.

Pierce and Simone approached the bar, ringing the bell to summon the
bartender. Almost immediately, Hippie Bot popped up from behind the counter, polishing
a glass.

Whoa brobots, far out man! Hippie Bot started. Fancy meeting you two here!
You guys want some of my all natural oil? Or would you rather swill down some of that
synthetic slime Im forced to serve to these corporate fascists? He paused briefly .Im
sorry, that wasnt cool of me to put that negative energy out there. I just get so razzed
when I see people putting unnatural junk in their systems. But its their bag, I guess.
Dont worry, I snuck in some of the good stuff. I had a feeling Id run into you guys.

Hippie Bot passed them both small flasks of oil. Slinte! he said, before turning
back to his wall of glasses. Now if you gents will excuse me, Ive got lots of glass to
polish. I love glass.

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Simone and Pierce drank from the flasks, refilling their dipsticks.

Ah! Much better, my friend. Now I can take on whatever challenges await us!
said Simone vigorously.

Let us make haste, then. Pierce agreed.

The gentlemen robots made their way to the dance floor, where Donnie
Diamonds was waiting for them.

Well, I didnt expect two cats like you to create such a killer-diller, but I aint
about to take no jive in my jumping joint. said Donnie Diamonds, straightening out his
outfit. Lets start this jitterbug, I warn you though baby, Im a high stepping rug cutter on
the dance floor.

Amigo, I dont really understand what language he is speaking. Simone said to


Pierce.
You know Simone, Im not quite sure myself. Pierce replied.

{Donnie Diamonds attacks with his rocket propelled fists that fire at the player. Whether
the fist misses or hits, it returns, attempting to hit the player again until it reattaches to
Donnie Diamonds. (This deals minimum damage). After this attack, Donnie Diamond
starts to throw bottles of synthetic oil in an arch that do splash damage to the player

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(Direct hit is moderate damage, indirect hit is minimum damage) After half health, he
starts to use his tie as a weapon (minimum damage with each hit)}

When the battle was over, Donnie Diamonds was laid out across the floor.
Simone immediately uploaded the immunity file to Donnie Diamonds, who shot back up.

Whoa, thanks you cool cats, cant tell you how much Ive been feeling under the
weather with all this virus jive going on. thanked Donnie.

No problem, my well dressed man. replied Pierce.

Si, we are just doing our job. Simone said.

I think Ill cop a nod if you dont mind. Oh, and if you dont mind baby could you
two cats help out my partner in crime, Robin Ruby. Im pretty sure shes at the
speakeasy joint rattling up some ruffians. informed Donnie before leaving the dance
hall.

Well, looks like we have a new destination amigo. Shall I inform the Doctor?
asked Simone.

Yes, if you would, please. replied Pierce.

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Eh, hola, Simone said through the comm link. Senor Doctore, we are headed
to a new location thought to be a ruffian hideout, shall we proceed?

Yes, Simone sounds like a good plan. If you boys need anything from the
Lounge, dont be afraid to head on back. reminded the Doctor.

Si Doctore will do, gentlemen robost out. acknowledged Simone.

Well looks like its time to go. Pierce said, heading out of the ballroom.

World 3:3-2

The gentlemen robots left the ballroom and made their way to the speakeasy..
When they got there, it looked like an ordinary building. Nothing in particular stood out
that would make them think it was a ruffian base.

Uh, are you sure this i thse right location, amigo? asked Simone.

Yes, I am quite sure. Lets head on in. replied Pierce.

When they went inside, they were surprised to see a huge room overflowing with
ruffians. The whole place went quiet as the gentlemen robots appeared. Hundreds of
blank stares went across the room, all directed at the two well-dressed robots.

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Whats going on here? said a high pitched voice somewhere in the crowd.

A very short woman walked through the crowd. She was wearing a red dress and
looked harmless compared to the ruffians around her.

Now that is a little robot, amigo. declared Simone.

Now now Simone, let us not poke fun at our hostess. Pierce replied. Who are
you, my dear?

The names Robin. Robin Ruby. You two look lost. Maybe my boys here can help
you find your way? said Robin seductively.

Come now senorita, we have come to help you. Simone informed.

Ha! Like I need help from the likes of you. Donnie sent you, didnt he? What did
you do to him?! Robin questioned, panicked.

We helped him and in turn he asked us to help you. Now I know you're a smart
young lady. If you would kindly come with us, we would be appreciative. said Pierce,
holding his hand out for Robin Ruby.

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Yea.. no. I think Im fine where I am. Boys, teach these brats a lesson. Ill be in
the back. said Robin, turning around and heading through the back door of the lounge.

Suddenly, the whole speakeasy got up and attacked the gentlemen robots.
Simone and Pierce made their way through the bar, fighting ruffians and dodging thrown
chairs and bottles. Suddenly, an explosive thrown by one of the ruffians caused them
both to dive behind a nearby upturned table. As they attempted to look at each other,
they found themselves both staring at either side of Hippie Bots face.

Boy am I glad to catch you cats here. he said, mildly shaken. This joint was
jumpin a few minutes ago, then you two showed up and bam, harsh city. Totally threw
off my groove, man. Id love to stay and chat with you two, but Im gonna peace out.
This scene is way too heavy for me.

With that, he quickly took out two oil cans from his chest, giving them to the
gentleman robots. He then proceeded to quickly run out the nearby door labeled In
Case of Fuzz.

I guess I was wrong. It appears he *can* get shaken. said Pierce, laughing. As
they dispatched the last of the ruffians, they moved out of the main room and found
themselves in private open bar. Towards the back, Robin Ruby was sitting, enjoying a
drink.

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Ugh, cant a girl have some peace and quiet? yelled Robin. Looks like Im
going to have to take care of you two myself.

Senorita, be reasonable. Neither of us want to harm a hair on your pretty little


head. replied Simone.

Hes right, we just want to talk. corroborated Pierce.


You can talk all you want. Ill just be shooting you while you do so. Robin said.

She began pointing her index fingers at the gentlemen robots. She paused for a
moment, then let out a short, high pitched laugh.

Ha, dodge this boys! Robin commanded. As she said that, her fingers started
shooting out metallic grape-like projectiles.

I dont think she is willing to negotiate, Simone. Pierce declared.

Si, but I refuse to hit one so shor-. Simone began.

Just then, a grape bullet pierced Simones hat, creating a hole on both sides.

Ok now I am ready. Nobody destroys Simone Enriques(~Enrique~) hat and


lives. decried Simone.

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{RobinRuby: Shoots grapes through her fingers (minimal damage). She does this
attack for about 10 seconds, then backs up and starts charging for about 3 seconds
(she can be easily attacked during this time). After her charge, she unleashes a wave of
grapes that follow the player around the screen, trying to hit them (does moderate
damage, because of how short she is, she is very difficult to hit.}

After the battle, Robin Ruby retracted her grape guns and fell to the floor.
Simone uploaded the immunity file and helped Robin up to her feet.

Up you go now, little senorita. Simone said.

Thank you, you two. I dont know what came over me, Im usually quite polite.
Robin said, mildly embarrassed.

Yes, it was the virus. But dont worry, you should be fine from now on. Pierce
informed her.

Yes, Donnie and I cant thank you enough. I think Ill go check up on him. Robin
said.

Pierce picked up the communicator to inform the Doctor, but was cut short by a
loud celebration coming from the city outside.

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We better check the streets, amigo. Sounds like a huge celebration is going on.
Simone said, pointing out the obvious.
Agreed lets go. confirmed Pierce.

World 3:3-3

The robots headed onto the streets that were packed full of the citizens of
Epsilon-tropolis. They were all celebrating Party Gras. Fireworks were in the sky and
confetti was in the air. In the center of the crowd, upon colorful parade float stood a
large man dressed in a suit with a large bow tie and crown on his head.

He looks important, does he not Simone? Pierce asked.

Si, I wonder who he is. replied Simone.

The large man projected his voice so all could hear.

Hello everyone! The King of Party Gras welcomes you! The man shouted. Before I
begin, I would like to introduce two very special people.

Some of the crowd seemed confused, and the rest were too busy partying to pay
any attention.

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The two I speak of are the Gentlemen robots! Pierce Duncan and Simone
Enrique (~Enrique~). The crowd looked around to see who he was talking about.
Where are they? I know they are here.

A spot light shone on the crowd from atop rooftops of one of the buildings. It
found the two gentleman robots, isolating them from the rest of the crowd.

Ah there they are, bring them to me, boys. declared the King.

As the King of Party Gras said this, a few ruffians came out from below the float.
They began wreaking havoc on the non-infected denizens in the crowd, causing quite a
commotion.

Looks like that man is infected with the virus. said Simone.

And knows who we are, we better question him. He may know who is behind
this whole blight upon the city. declared Pierce.

The ruffians were quickly upon the gentlemen robots and attempting to
apprehend them. The gentlemen robots refused to go down, pushing their way through
the crowd to reach the King of Party Gras's large parade float. As they neared, they
heard a familiar voice cry out.

Show me your sprockets, dudes! said the mellow voice.

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They looked up, and there on a second floor balcony was Hippie Bot, a large
collection of timing belts around his neck.

Pierce called up How did you get caught up in all this?.

No time to explain, broseph. Just take these! he said, throwing down two oil
cans to the pair. Now waste this King of Buzzkills!

They both filled their tanks just as they finally got to the float the King of Party Gra stood
on. There was a group of ruffians by his side.

Now, now boys. Theres no reason we cant be civilized. said the King with a
smug look upon his face. Lets talk things out, shall we?

Who sent you? asked Pierce bluntly.

Who sent me? Why the great liberator of course! exclaimed the King. He has
given all robots the gift of imperfection, and it feels good!

Why would this liberator want robots to be imperfect, thats loco. replied
Simone.

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Its quite simple really. See the liberator is very old, and comes from a time when
things were a bit simpler a bit more; what's the word? Humanistic. The king let out a
belting laugh as he said the word. But you see boys, the liberator cant have you two
prancing about, ruining his plans and reprogramming all his precious robots. So it looks
like Im gonna have to take care of you two. Dont worry it wont hurt, at least not for
long! The King of Party Gra said, commanding his ruffians to attack the gentlemen
robots.

Oh boy amigo, here we go again. cried Simone.

{King of Party Gra: The king starts attacking by throwing multiple beads at the player (3
or 4 at a time (deals minimum damage). After he does this twice ,he sends out 4 ruffians
for the 4player to fight. He does this until he goes down to half health, at which point he
goes in Party mode. His crown starts shoot lasers like a disco ball, spinning constantly.
If the player comes in contact with this, it deals (minimal damage). He does this while
throwing beads on the ground. If the player lands on them, it slides them across the
ground to the king, where his crown does damage (dealing moderate damage)}

The battle ended and the King of Party Gra exploded into a thousand pieces of
confetti. What was left were two skinny legs standing in the middle of the float.

Well that was a blast, eh, amigo? said Simone, laughing at his own joke.

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Hehe, yes a blast indeed. See, thats a good pun. responded Pierce. Look
there! The Kings legs, we should bring them to the Doctor for analysis.

Good idea. I will call for extraction now. said Simone. Simone to Doctore, we
are ready for pick up. And we have something youll want to take a look at.

World 4:4-1

Good job once again, boys. The Doctor greeted the gentlemen robots as they
got back to the Lounge. What have you got there? A pair of legs? Let me analyze
them.

The duo handed him the legs and went off to relax. They spotted the van of
Hippie Bot, and went to see what was going on. Hippie Bot stepped out of the van and
greeted the robots.

Hey brobots! Walkgear brought me back to this radical zen den you got going
on. I can dig it! Its got good Fung Shoo-ee. But since Im here, Ill give you two some
oil for your next adventure. I think Im gonna take a break from traveling for a bit, I
partied a little too hard at Party Gras. he monologued before reaching into his chest
and handing the gentleman robots two personal oil cans. You guys got pretty big
dipsticks now, so Im really running low. But you gotta spread the love, or itll never
come back to you, dig?

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Before the robots could reply, Dr. Whozamawhatsit walked over on his brand new
pair of legs.

Check it out boys, these legs are almost identical to the ones I used to have!
They work perfectly. I cant thank you two enough, youve given me part of my life back I
thought lost forever. said the Doctor, beaming.

How exactly did you lose your legs, if you dont mind me asking Doctor?
inquired Pierce.

That is a story for another day, my boy. For now, I have a very interesting place I
am sending you two? the Doctor explained. The ancient human ruins, located deep
underneath Epsilon-Tropolis. Thanks to the information the King of Party Gras gave, I
have reason to believe that whoever this liberator is could still be there.

Sounds like a good idea to me. Simone, you ready? Simone? Pierce asked,
looking around for the silent robot.

Simone was in sleep mode, laying on one of the couches of the Lounge. Pierce
went over and knocked him in the head.

Ay, seorita tienes mi corazn! Simone shouted, waking up.

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Simone straightened himself up and followed Pierce to the launch pad.

I was having such a wonderful dream, amigo. Did you have to wake me? he
asked as the launch door closed.

The launch pod landed inside a dark tunnel, lit by buzzing fluorescent bulbs. The
tunnel was an old subway, once used by humans to go places. The robots walked down
the stairs to reach the tunnel and spotted Stevebot staring at a poster on the wall.
Hola! Hola Stevebot! Simone attempted to greet Stevebot. Hello! anybody
there?

Pierce cleared his throat very loudly, and finally gained the attention of Stevebot.

What? What are you two doing her- I mean hello again boys. Fancy meeting you
here. Stevebot said nervously.

What is that you are looking at, Senor? Simone asked as he began reading the
poster. Cryogenic Freezing, preserve your body today for a better future tomorrow.

Interesting, replied Pierce. Looks like the humans froze themselves so they
could live in the future, well obviously it didnt work, since there are no humans around
now.

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Stevebot laughed, Yes, what a silly idea the humans had, freezing themselves.
Well it was nice chatting with you two again, but I have business elsewhere. Ill see you
later.

Stevebot disappeared up the stairs of the tunnel, leaving the gentlemen robots
once again confused.
That bot seems to show up everywhere we go, he is very interesting. Pierce
said, still staring at the poster.

Come now, amigo, we mustn't trouble ourselves with weird robots, at least hes
not infected. replied Simone, scanning the tunnel.

Suddenly, they heard a jittery laugh coming from deep within the tunnel. They
went to investigate and found a group of ruffians, who attacked them on sight. They
fought their way through the dark tunnel, which echoed with every sound the robots
made. They reached another subway stop, where they saw a robot speaking to himself.

What's that noise? Nothing. NOTHING! Stop making so much racket, they will find us!
What? Im telling you they heard us come down this way. NO! NO! NO! Shhh! Stop
being so paranoid you dimwitted android!

said the clearly disturbed robot.

The gentlemen robots looked perplexed, and were not sure what to make of this
new and crazy robot.

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Eh, hola. started Simone.

Whos that! Did you hear something? No I didnt say anything. Then who's
talking? Strangers? Stranger!? Here! They found us, what should we do! What should
we do! SHUTUP! said the demented robot.

Maybe we should just leave this one alone, Simone. I dont think he is
infected...just crazy. Pierce said with a hint of sadness in his voice.

Crazy! CRAZY! We are NOT crazy! Ill show you crazy! Lets get them! OK! Stop
talking to me and attack! yelled the crazed robot loudly.

The paranoid android attacked, lighting up his body with electricity and charging at the
gentlemen robots.

{Paranoid Android: Starts out by jumping up in the air and trying to land on the
player, dealing electric splash damage (moderate damage). He then has to recharge,
leaving him vulnerable to attack. After, he begins to dash back and forth on the ground,
creating a electric current that can damage the player ( dealing moderate damage). He
does this until he gets lowered to half health. After which, he starts glowing red and
starts to combine both attacks before he recharges once again.}

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The gentlemen robots were able to defeat the paranoid android and uploaded the
immunity file to its memory bank. The paranoid android stopped jittering and began
talking to himself again.

What happened? I dont know you ask them! YOU ask them! Fine! What
happened? asked the paranoid android.

Uh, well you were infected by a virus, but we helped you out. replied Simone.

Virus they said. A VIRUS!? They found us again! No, stop being paranoid. But.
BUT! Actually, maybe we should go, ok? OK! said the disturbed robot.

The paranoid android ran past the gentlemen robots to the dark tunnel behind
them.

Are you sure he was infected, my brother? He still seems a little crazy to me.
Simone said, bemused.

The immunity cures the virus, not crazy. replied Pierce. Shall we exit these
halls? Id hate to stick around long enough to find out what else haunts these shadows.

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The robots walked up the subway stairs and crossed an old empty street into a
building with the words Radio City Music hall written on it. The music hall seemed to
have been kept in good shape. They could hear very loud music coming from the stage.
When they looked down from the seats above, they could see three people playing
music, with ruffians cheering them on as their audience. The music came to an abrupt
stop, and everyone in the music hall turned around to see why the band stopped
playing.

Get them! said the singer of the band to the audience. The music started
playing again, and the ruffians turned to chase after the gentlemen robots.

Looks like the concert is over, amigo! shouted Simone, attempting to make
himself heard above the loud music.

Simone and Pierce fought their way down the stage. The music seemed to follow
the every movement of the gentlemen robots, and the music hall changed depending on
the beat of the drums. As they fought their way to the stage, they noticed a familiar head
sitting in a lone seat towards the front. Pierce tapped the robot on the shoulder.

Oh hey, funny meeting you two here! said Hippie Bot. I figured Id catch a free
show, but these brobots are much less chill than I thought. I think Im gonna avoid these
big shows from now on, too many people.

Pierce looked around at the completely empty concert hall before speaking.

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Err...right. We seem to be in a bit of a bind, my dear bot. Would you be able to


spare some oil? he said pleadingly.

Always happy to oblige. My stash is running low, you guys seem to be taking up
much more oil than you used to. But I cant be stingy. You never know when you two
may return the favor. Here ya go! the laid back robot responded, reaching under the
seat and pulling out two oil cans. Now go make sure these guys dont get an encore!

When they finally reached the stage, the three band members were waiting. The
singer looked like a samurai with his katana being used as a microphone. The drummer
carried two blue glowing drum sticks, and was tapping his feet on the ground. The
largest of the three, the Dj, had two turn tables on his chest and was gripping a small
jukebox in one hand.

Hello, Epsilon-Troplis! Shouted the singer. We are Frost, Burn, and Shock! And
we are here to rock your world!

Shock clicked a button on his chest to simulate the sound of a large crowd. Frost
began tapping his foot louder and started a bass beat while the singer was talking.

Thank you for coming out tonight! Its been awhile since we made our way to
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audience rose. ARE YOU READY! shouted the singer, and the simulated audience
shouted back. I SAID ARE YOUU REAADDYY!

The whole stage erupted in screams as Frost started playing his drums and Burn
unsheathed his microphone katana.

I think they are going to attack, ese. shouted Simone.

Yes, I dont think I enjoy this type of music, my friend. replied Pierce.

Burn launched into the air and swung his sword toward the gentlemen robots
while the music began to pick up.

{Frost, Burn, Shock (boss battle). The boss health bar is separated into 4 parts.
The player starts by fighting Burn, who swipes his sword multiple times across the field.
The sword glows with a musical note aura. If the aura hits the player, it deals minimal
damage. If the sword and aura hits the player, it deals moderate damage. After 1/4 of
his health is depleted, Shock replaces Burn, who throws jukeboxes that explode on
impact, creating an electric shock. This stuns the player, causing minimal damage.
Once another 1/4 is depleted, Frost replaces Shock, Frost frequently taps his foot,
which causes a shock wave that staggers the players. While doing this, he throws drum
sticks which deal minimal damage. When the health is down to the last , all three
robots attack at the same time. }

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When the battle was over, the band was defeated and the music stopped playing.
The gentlemen robots uploaded the immunity file to the band, who slowly rose back to
their feet. Burn was the first to speak.

Thanks, gentlemen bros, started the lead singer. We came into town for a
show, and we found ourselves here at an ancient music hall. Isnt that right boys? asked
Burn to the rest of the group. Shock responded by hitting a button that simulated a voice
agreeing with Burn. Frost spoke in a very abstract manner.

To go with the drift of things, to yield with a grace to reason, and bow and accept
the end meaning. Frost said.

What? said the two gentlemen robots in unison.

Shock pressed another button which simulated laughter.

Oh sorry, please excuse Frost. He likes to talk in riddles and poems. Basically
we are all very thankful for your help, but if you dont mind we have to continue
practicing. Well catch you guys later. said Burn.

Shock waved goodbye, pressing a button that simulated a voice saying bye.
Frost left the gentlemen robots with another confusing saying.

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But tis not true that thus I dwelt aloof, for the wood wakes, and you are here for
proof. Frost said.

The band left the music hall, leaving the gentlemen robot looking more confused
than ever before.
Pierce? Simone said, a blank look upon his face.

Yes, Simone? responded Pierce.

What just happened? Simone asked.

I am not quite sure my friend, I am not quite sure. Pierce said.

The two gentlemen robots called in for extraction and left the empty music hall for
the Lounge.

World 4:4-3

The gentlemen robots came back to the Lounge to find it in shambles, with
Christofer Walkgear lying on the floor. They ran from the launch pad to help him to his
feet.

What happened here? questioned Pierce ,holding Walkgear and bringing him to
an empty chair.

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The...Doctor...legs...Virus...you have to...stop him. Walkgear said, he fainted


shortly after.

The legs we gave the Doctor. Simone began. How could we be so stupid,
amigo?

There is no time to point blame, my friend. We must find out where the Doctor
went, before its too late. ordered Pierce. The kettles launch log should show where he
headed off to.

Good thinking. Simone said, running over to the computer. It looks like the
launch kettles coordinates place the landing at a place called the Natural History
Museum back at the ancient human ruins.

That is where we are headed, my good man. Let us go before the Doctor does
something he will regret. Pierce replied.

The gentlemen robots ran onto the launch pad and fired it in the direction of the
ancient human ruins.

They landed at the museum and ran inside to search for the Doctor. They found
the place filled with ruffians using it as a sleep mode shelter. The museum was also
guarded by robot dinosaurs, used before as animatronics in the past world. The

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gentlemen robots quickly moved through the museum, fending off ruffians and
dinosaurs alike in an attempt to locate the Doctor. They finally found him, carving the
words Free will for all robots into a museum wall.

The pair approached the Doctor with caution, attempting not to spook him.

Doctor? Pierce said softly. Doctor, its me Pierce, are you okay?

The Doctor composed himself and stopped writing.

Ah, boys. There you are. I was just trying...well actually I dont remember what I
was trying to do...Its a funny thing...I can comprehend many different calculations and
formulas, and yet a small little virus can throw me into looney land. the Doctor said,
letting out a loud laugh.

Doctore, amigo, its fine. We can help you, just let me upload the antivirus to you
and everything will go back to normal. Simone said, inching his way towards the
Doctor.

Dont touch me, you bumbling buffoon. I have never felt better! Why, I think this
virus has finally opened my eyes. Instead of stopping it, I should improve its
functionality. Yes! Its perfect! the Doctor yelled.

Doctor, you are not thinking straight. Please let us help you. responded Pierce.

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You two! My greatest inventions. Youd dare try to stop me? Well I cant have
that. The creator now must destroy the created. It has been a pleasure, boys! So sorry it
had to end like this. the Doctor said robotically.

The Doctor threw a emp grenade, stunning the gentlemen robots.

Doctore, dont do this! cried Simone.

Its no use, Simone. We have to try and disable him. Pierce yelled.

{The Doctor starts out by sending exploding dummy bots at the player which
explode on contact. (Dealing Moderate damage). He also throws two emp gernades at
the same time, attempting to stagger the gentlemen robots. When he gets down to half
health, his legs break and he has to revert back to his wheels. In wheel mode, he
charges at the gentlemen robot very fast, throwing emp gernades in the path he
charges (grenades deal minimal damage, charge deals moderate damage.)
The battle was over, and the Doctor was disabled on the floor. The robots
quickly attempted to uploaded the antivirus to the Doctors memory core, but everytime
Simone plugged himself in he was blocked by firewall. A dark and hideous laugh echoed
through the room.

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Oh, Im sorry boys. I am afraid thats not going to work this time around. giggled
a dark figure standing at the entrance of the room. The figure walked into the light,
revealing his cardboard box shell.

Stevebot! Thank goodness youve come! The Doctor is hurt, and he needs our
help. Please, call...well, call a doctor! Simone declared.

Oh I know, Id say the Doctor has only a few minutes left until the more
advanced form of the virus I planted in him ultimately destroys him. said Stevebot with
glee.

I thought there was something off about you. The milk, the cardboard. That
poster on the subway. Pierce uttered.

What a smart little robot you are, Pierce. Stevebot straightened his helmet
piece. I am, as you probably have already assumed, human. I was cryogenically frozen
a few thousand years ago. Back then, robots were just mere tools to do the bidding of
humans. It was much simpler time, where everything wasnt so...PERFECT! Stevebot
barked the last word.

So you created the virus because Epsilon-Tropolis is perfect! Pierce shouted.

Well you put it very simply, but overall yes. I want a world where there is free
will, free from programming, a place where robots can live to do what they want. This

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new future I awoke to was too perfect. I wanted the past *I* remember. The past *I* was
used to. Where robots were young and made mistakes. said Stevebot.

We all must grow up sometime! Dont you see what that world will be once you
do that? Epsilon-Tropolis is in chaos! Simone snapped.

It wont be for long, once the virus has fully spread I will control the robots, the
robots will live free but under my guidance. It will be as it used to, back in my time. But
enough talk boys, I really must be going. The Doctor doesnt look too good you should
check up on him. Steve bot giggled.

When the duo turned to the Doctor, they looked back to see Stevebot had
disappeared. The Doctor regained consciousness, but could only whisper his final
words.

Doctor, hold on! Well get you out of this. Simone, call Walkgear for extraction,
NOW! Pierce said, oil tears staining his chassis.

Its fine, boys, you did what had to be done. Its too late for me...stop
Stevebot....the virus.....tower...go back...to where it all began. The Doctors systems
shut down, and the whole room went silent.

Lets go, hermano. We need to leave him. Simone said, putting a hand on
Pierces shoulder.

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NO. No, Im not leaving without him. said Pierce, cradling the Doctors body in
his arms. Ill walk back if I have to, but Im not leaving him here.

There is nothing you can do, hes gone hese. Simone said somberly.

I dont CARE. Hes coming WITH US. said Pierce, carrying the remains of the
Doctor to the extraction point. Lets go see just how fragile human bodies really are.

World 5:5-1

The gentlemen robots brought the Doctors body back the Lounge, where
Christofer Walkgear attempted to take it from Pierce. The crying robot originally put up a
fight, until Simone pulled him back.

I...will ...take it...from here... he said, taking the Doctor.

We have to find out the location of Stevebots lair. Pierce told Christofer and
Simone.

He mentioned something about a tower, there are many towers in the city.
Which one could he mean? Simone questioned.

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The only...tower...that could...spread...the virus...this fast...is located...at...the


center...of...the city. Christofer explained.

Center of the city. Pierce muttered. Isnt that where most of the robots in the
city are programmed from?

Why didnt we think of this before? Estupido! Simone said, smacking himself in
the head.

The Doctor must have discovered the location before the virus took hold of him.
We have to end this! I want to see just how much pain a single body can withstand.
Pierce said as he went over to the computer and input the coordinates.

Si, Im ready to put an end to Stevebots loco plan. For the Doctore! declared
Simone.

The gentlemen robots got into the launch kettle and launched into the city one
last time.

They arrived at the bottom of a soaring tower. There were five gigantic cables
wrapped in metal that hung from the very top of the tower that seemed to hold the
structure upright.

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That is one grande building, amigo. I would assume Stevebot is at the top.
Simone concluded, scanning the tower.
Sounds quite right, my dear friend. Quite right. We better get started, this could
take a while. Pierce advised.

The gentlemen robots spotted a young man sitting on the steps to the tower. He
was drawing something on a tablet with a pen.

Hello there, Senor! called Simone.

The boy looked up and quickly bolted up the stairs and into the tower lobby. The
gentlemen robots pursued. The entered the large tower through a revolving door. When
they went through, they saw an open lobby that had square pillars running from from the
ceiling. The decor resembled old Victorian buildings, but the interior was very run down
and dusty. The lobby was dim, with only a few lights shining light throughout the bottom
floor.

Ruffians stepped out from behind the pillars, the light barely able to make out
their figure. The gentlemen robots fought their way through the lobby until they reached
the elevators, where they found the young man sitting on the floor, still doodling away in
his tablet.

Want me to draw you? asked the Artist with a kind but uneasy voice. It
shouldnt take too long.

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The man quickly sketched the robots. When he finished, the figures of the
gentlemen robots appeared in thin air floating above the man. They then vanished with
a swipe of his pen.

Cool, huh? asked the boy, still scribbling on his tablet.

It is very impressive, young sir. If you would be so kind, could you point us in the
direction of a man that goes by the name of Stevebot. Pierce asked politely.

A loud noise screeched across the lobby room. It sounded like an intercom
system was set up in the building. A voice echoed throughout the room which sounded
like Stevebot.

Welcome once again, boys. We seem to run into each other everywhere we go.
Stevebot said across the intercom. Only this time, you're in my neck of the woods. So
simple to trap you two, really.

Artist! yelled Stevebot.

Y-yes sir, sorry. cried the young artist.

Stop doodling around and take care of these two for me! ordered Stevebot.

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Right away! the artist confirmed.

The Artist started drawing frantically, each figure he drew appeared alongside him.

Time, to erase you two. the artist said, a grin stretched across his face.

His artwork is pretty bueno, eh? Simone asked.

Not when its trying to kill you. Pierce responded.

Well, si, there is that of course. Simone concurred.

The figures orbited around the young man, until finally they attacked without
warning, catching the robots off guard.

{The Artist: Main attack is drawing creatures/ traps from his tablet to keep the
player away from attacking him. The creatures he draws get flung at the player, dealing
(minimum to moderate damage, depending on how long it attacks the player) The traps
put down by him deal moderate damage whenever the player walks over them.}

The gentlemen finally caught up to the Artist and disabled him. With the artist
knocked out, Simone uploaded the immunity. The artist awoke, and was relieved to be
free of Stevebots virus.

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Thanks you two, you cant believe how long Stevebot had me here, guarding
this tower. Whenever a wandering citizen came through, hed have me draw up some
scary creatures to chase them off.

Thats terrible, but it explains why the base of the tower seems so desolate.
Pierce said.

Yes, at least I can draw what I want now. If you want to reach Stevebot, you
have to take the elevators. directed the Artist.

Thank you, senor. Simone acknowledged.

The Artist took an seat on an empty chair and continued drawing on his tablet.

Ill be here if you need me. he said.

World 5:5-2

Simone pushed the button to call for an elevator. The central elevator opened its
doors, revealing a golden-faced robot dressed in a business suit and hat. The
mysterious robot made room for the gentlemen robots, but remained silent as the pair
moved inside.

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Why thank you, senor. Simone said as the robot made room for them. Come
here often?

The robot remained silent and stared as the numbers on the elevator screen as
they counted up. As they reached the hundredth floor, the lights turned off and the
elevator came to a stop.

Well I saw that coming, how about you two? Simone asked the other robots.

I dont think our strange friend is in the elevator anymore, Simone. declared
Pierce.

Well, we might as well try to get out of here and jump over to the other
elevators. Simone advised.

The two robots jumped through the escape hatch into the lit elevator shaft. The
mysterious robot stood on an adjacent elevator with a golden sword in his hand. The
elevator behind the gentlemen robots dropped to become level with the other two.
When it came to a stop, Hippie Bot jumped out of the escape hatch and greeted the
gentlemen robots.

Woah, brobots! Havent see you two for a while! Hows it been going? Ive been
having some ups and downs myself. he laughed at his own elevator pun. These

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elevators feel real groovy. Its like I can feel the ebb and flow of nature, man. Weights
and counterweights, all things in perfect balance.

He looked over to where the mysterious robot was standing. Whoa, who's that
tense looking bro? Hes kinda harshing my zen ma- Hippie bot was cut off.

The mysterious man had jumped over to Hippie Bots elevator and stabbed him
in the shoulder.

Not cool...bro... cried a injured Hippie Bot.


The warrior jumped back to his elevator, blocking the gentlemen robots way out.

Yo guys! This is my best oil. Im probably not gonna make it, anyway. Give him
one for me, man. That was seriously uncool. Hippie Bot said, pulling two final oil cans
from his chest with strained effort before collapsing into the elevator below.

I already lost the Doctor. I refuse to let another perish. said Pierce with a fire in
his voice. He turned to face the gilded assassin.

The gentlemen robots turned their attention to the golden-faced warrior, who now
had a large smirk on his face. He beckoned the robots to attack and disappeared
shortly after.

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{JZIMM2k: Attacks the gentlemen robots while they jump from elevator to
elevator. Each swing of his sword that connects with the gentlemen robots deals
moderate damage. As the level starts, the JZIMM2k starts off attacking slow but at
unpredictable moments. While ruffian jump down from above. As the player reaches the
end of the level, he starts to speed up his attacks, but he telegraphs before he does.
The gentlemen robots win the battle if they reach the end of the level.}

The robots reached the far end of the elevator shaft, where the golden-faced
warrior stood in wait. The warrior admitted defeat and threw down his sword.

I think he is honorably surrendering my friend, go ahead and upload the


immunity file. instructed Pierce.

When Simone uploaded the immunity to the mysterious warrior, the warrior
nodded respectfully, jumped up into the elevator shaft and disappeared.

Well, he was a silent one. I wonder what his name was? asked Simone.

Pierce picked up the warriors sword, which had words carved into its handle.

JZIMM2k. Pierce replied. It must be his serial number.

What an odd name, but I think we should call the Lounge and try to get our
peace loving friend out of here. said Simone.

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The robots called Walkgear, who confirmed hed be there shortly.

Man, death is gonna be a drag. Oh well, it could always be worse. I could have
had a lot of stuff I wanted to do today. Its best to die on a day you dont have lots of
stuff to do. At least that way, you feel accomplished. said Hippie Bot in his usual
optimistic voice.

Hang on, my sanguine amigo. Help is on the way! said Simone.

Well, if I dont make it, its been an honor getting to have such a groovy jam
session with you bros. But dont worry about me. You go fulfill your destiny. If mine is to
go, thats cool and I can dig it. said Hippie Bot, weakly holding up a peace symbol.
Simone and Pierce both returned the hand gesture, fighting back tears.

Time to finish this fight, my friend. Pierce said to Simone.

Si, for the Doctore. Simone replied.

Yes, for the Doctor. And for our laid back friend here. said Pierce.

Im still alive, guys. said Hippie Bot.

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The two robots took the last elevator up to the top floor and anxiously waited to
see what Stevebot had in store for them.

World 5:5-3

The elevator reached the top of the tower, and the door slid open, revealing a
large room filled from wall to wall with old and new monitors. The monitors were either
broken, or showing sections of each district of Epsilon-Tropolis. In the center of the
room was a large mega computer that was as tall as the room itself.

That must be the computer that is feeding the virus into the city. Pierce said.

Then we must destroy it before it can deal anymore damage. replied Simone.

The mega computer screen started to show static, the white noise vibrating
through the large tv room. Suddenly, huge mounted turrets appeared from behind the
computer and aimed themselves at the gentlemen robots.

Uh, I think they heard us, amigo. Simone whispered, backing up from the mega
computer.

Someone must have activated its defense systems. We are going to have to
unplug it. Pierce declared.

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The guns began shooting at the gentlemen robots, creating holes in the ground
around where they stood.

There, hermano! shouted Simone, pointing. The five large wires connected to
the computer. We should destroy them.

Good idea, my friend. Lets go. Pierce agreed.

{Final Boss: 1st Stage: Virus megacomputer w/ 5 plugs going to each of the 5 districts.
The player must destroy these long wires while dodging the mounted turrets firing at
them (minimum damage/stagger).

The mega computer shut down when the last wire got unplugged. As it did so, all
the monitors shut down, leaving the room dark and quiet. The lights in the room turned
on after a few seconds.

What a pain. said Simone. Now, where is that cardboard box human?

Looks like you succeeded in stopping my plan to help your kind.


Congratulations. Stevebot said from within the mega computer.

Dont you understand all the hardships you two have put me through? I am
trying to help robots! Stevebot shouted.

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Help them by manipulating them to do your bidding? We cant allow you to mold
our world in your image. Pierce told him.

Si, you are going about this all wrong. If you just change your ways, we can
work together to bring free will to all robots the correct way. Simone begged.

I am doing this the correct way! The only way! And you two are in my way! That
Doctor was a fool. His dream to free all robots from the hive mind. To give them the
ability to have free actions. To not have their every thought consumed with what they
could do for the hive! But what would that get this society? Its still too perfect. Too
polite. Too nice. I introduced chaos. I introduced anarchy. I introduced freedom! said
Stevebot. All that Doctor did was try to make people better themselves. Pathetic.

You shut your mouth. The Doctor wanted to introduce free will and choice,
instead of blindly following programming. You took all the elements of your time that we
have evolved beyond and brought them here. Hatred, bigotry, crime, greed. You
unleashed them upon us to suit your wants. Your needs. Youre no hero. Youre a selfish
coward. And Im going to make sure you never hurt anyone again. said Pierce
passionately. Simone cleared his throat. Oh, sorry. Were going to make sure you never
hurt anyone again. Now have at you!

Stevebot charged at the robots with two laser guns aimed in their direction. The
gentleman robots unsheathed their sword canes and rushed towards Stevebot.

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{Final Boss: Stage 2: Steves Cardboard Robot (Relatively Easy) Uses girl slaps
for melee (minimum damage) and laser gun for long range (major damage)}

The battle against Stevebot was relatively easy for the gentlemen robots.
Stevebot continued to attempt to slap the gentlemen robots, even after they held him to
the ground.

You two dont know what you are doing! Youre stopping an evolution that could
advance this civilization for the better. cried Stevebot.
Shush, stupido! shouted Simone.

Haha, you will never fully stop the virus. It is still part of the mega computer, and
without the mega computer, the citizens of Epsilon-Tropolis will be lost. You kill it, you
kill the citizens. Face it, Ive won. Stevebot told them.

Hes right, we are going to have to do something about the computer. Pierce
said, trying think up an idea. I got it! We can plug ourselves into the computer and
attempt to destroy the virus from the inside. It will delete the virus, but leave the mega
computer intact! If we then upload our antivirus to the mega computer, it will broadcast
the Doctors reprogramming to all robots.

Thats genius, hermano! Simone replied. But what should we do about this
one. Simone kicked Stevebot in the head.

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Tie him up, contact Walkgear before we jack in and tell him we have Stevebot in
our custody. Pierce directed.

Will do. Simone said.

After contacting Walkgear, the gentlemen robots tied up Stevebot and plugged
themselves into the megacomputer.

It will never work, gentlemen robots! shouted Stevebot.

When the robots plugged into the computer, the world around them disappeared
and was replaced by a giant grid-like room that had binary code falling and rising from
the walls.

Alongside the white binary code was red symbols following the binary down the
walls. The red symbols began to peel off, falling down the the floor. They started to fuse
together into a humanoid shape that was a bit taller then the gentlemen robots. When
the figure was complete, the red turned green and started to glow.

I take it you are the virus Stevebot created. Pierce presumed.

The virus remained silent, but gave off a vibrating noise.

I dont think hes the talking type, amigo. Simone said.

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Well then, lets finish this! Pierce shouted.

Im with you hermano Simone remarked.

{The virus uses all prior boss attacks for a duration of 5 seconds each, (grape gun, bead
throw, sword slash, ect) (each dealing minimum to moderate damage)}

The gentlemen robots finally defeated the virus. Simone stepped to the glowing
USB port now open. He turned to Pierce.

For Hippie Bot? he said.

Yes, for him and for all the citizens of Epsilon-Tropolis.

Pierces voice echoed louder throughout the room.

And for Walkgear and Doctor! Pierce shouted.

Pierce and Simone uploaded the Doctors antivirus to the mega computer. The
green code turned blue, and began pulsing harmoniously. The blue code dissolved, and
the robots arrive back inside the tv room, where there was no sign of Stevebot.

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Looks like he escaped. This could pose a prob- Pierce was cut off by a large
tremor coming from the room.

You really think I would run, gentlemen robots? When I am so close to my


dream?! laughed Stevebot, who arrived in the room inside a giant robot shell that
towered over the gentlemen robots. If only the people at the university could see me
now!: He cried. You two are finished. Finally, I can-

Not ...so fast...Steve...bot said a voice that came in from behind the gentlemen
robots.

It was Christofer Walkgear who had come in, accompanied by a few other friends
of the gentlemen robots.

A few ...of our friends....would like...to say...hello laughed Walkgear.

The friends that accompanied Walkgear were the robots the gentlemen robots
assisted in the past. Everyone from X-man to Donnie Diamonds was there, standing
behind the gentlemen robots, ready to attack giant robot Stevebot was controlling.

Well amigo, Simone started looks like you're through.

The gentlemen robots left Stevebot in the good company of his past victims, and
they heard a loud scream coming from within the Tv Room as they walked out.

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Shortly Thereafter:

You dont get it brobots, I cant live without oil. But at least I went out helping the
greater good, man. cried Hippie Bot.

There must be something we can do, amigo. Simone whispered to Pierce.

I dont know my friend, this might be a problem the gentlemen robots cant solve.
My laid back companion, I must know, what is it you did before the virus outbreak?
Pierce responded.

Oh, I was a quantum physicist. said Hippie Bot. Pierce and Simone exchanged
stunned looks.

Did someone...say...oil? Christofer Walkgear walked in, overhearing their


conversation. Follow...me...boys. he directed.

Walkgear led the group of robots to a large door on the far end of the Lounge.
When he opened it, they could see a gigantic room filled up to the ceiling with oil.

Holy mother load! Far out man! said Hippie Bot. He hugged Walkgear and
began running into the room.

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Nice job Walkgear, another job solved. But how did you come by so much oil?
Pierce wondered.

I used....to be...an auctioneer...before...the virus. Oil...used to...be big. Id


sell...to distributors...But then...when we switched...to electricity...I had...no one...to buy
it. So the Doctor...let me...keep it...here. How...do you boys...think...you
got...regenerated...when you fell...in battle? said Walkgear.

That is a lot of oil amigos, I think I will take the day off. Simone told them,
running after Hippie Bot. Pierce and Walkgear followed suit, and the camera panned out
over the city.

With Epsilon-Tropolis safe, and Stevebot defeated, the gentlemen robots finally
brought peace back to the land of the robots.

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