Stuff for Liebling

Breakfast
Good morning liebling egg-toast
Ingredients:

eggs (PROTEIIIIIIN)
cheese
butter
bread

how to:
1. push the middle of the bread with your finger till
you make a space for the real shit
2. drop a small portion of the butter on the
bread,dont need to grease it,it will melt anyways
3. break the egg and pour it into its swimming pool
or bed or whatsoever in the bread. you get the
point,right?
4. put carefully slices of cheese on the egg.
5. youre almost finished,youll just have to add salt
and pepper and paprika on it and put it in the
oven till the cheese melts and browns a bit
6. GUTEN APPETIT

Lunch
Grandma does it better cole and
potato pottage (the one you ate at
Mami)
Ingredients:

Half of a cole (Grnkohl in german)

1 kgs of potato
1 coffee spoon of Kreuzkmmel
2-3 deciliters of sauerrahm

 salt & pepper

how to:
1. wash the cole and slice it into finger-sized slices
2. peel the potatoes and slice them into cubes(small
ones,cuz the cole gets done faster and they have to
be cooked soft at the same time)
3. put these two ingredients into a pot with as much
water as it covers the vegetables,not more
4. put the Kreuzkmmel in it with salt
5. when all of this shit gets soft,get a big spoon(which
you use for soups) and get two spoonful potatoes
outta the water and put it into the mixer with the
sauerrahm and mix it baaaaaby shake it yeah mix it
FUCKYEAH
6. sorry bout that
7. then put the mixed shit back into the pot boil it
again till it bubbles or what
8. youre ready. enjoy. without meat its basically shit.
It should look something like this-> (like vomit after a
bad night of drinking)

First time youve seen my mom

Mushroom paprika/stew
L

Ingredients:

one small onion, diced

green bell pepper, cubed
1 medium size tomato, cubed
3 tablespoons of olive oil
2 tbs. Hungarian paprika
400 grams button mushrooms
2 deciliters(approximately,put as much as it seems
normal)fat-free sour cream
2 clove of garlic, minced
1 tbs. parsley, chopped
cup vegetable broth or vegeta
salt
pepper

how to:
1. heat up the oil in a pan
2. Add onions, garlic and cook until they start turning
brown.
3. Bring in the pepper and tomato cubes and cook
them for 2 minutes on medium heat
4. Add mushroom, paprika, salt, and stir them well.
5. Add vegetable broth and cook until the mushrooms
start to soften.
6. Lower heat and mitix in the sour cream.
7. Cook the paprikash for another couple of mins.
until it is all done.
8. Sprinkle the dish with the hopped parsley, and
serve it over whole wheat pasta, quinoa, or brown
rice.
9. swear at me if the recipe is shit,Ive never done this
one before. yuck.
10.
It should look something like this,make sure
you didnt buy poisonous mushrooms.

Dinner
How to make someone fart in 10 mins cheese salad
Ingredients

apples
mozarella cheese
smoked cheese
hard boiled eggs
mayo
sour cream
pepper,salt
basil
onions

how to:
1. Oh god,its just a fuckin salad,you just cut the stuff
into similar pieces(ideally cubes) mix the sour
cream with mayo(as much as you want,make sure
you taste it countiniously till you like it) you can put
olives in it as well
2. PROFIT. (you can also put this cheese salad into
pears,as we did.)
Side salad for this shit if you dont fuck it up
L

Ingredients:
olives
olive oil
salad( its called bird salad in hungary looks like

this->
tomatoes
mozarella
pepper
how to:
1. come oooooooooon
Scroll down if you wanna see my favourite
hungarian poem in german. Since I dont know
german I have no idea if the translation gives back
the feeling. #fml #poem #wisdom #heartbreaking

Habichtshochzeit im Herbstlaub (German)

Los jetzt. Dem Herbst entgegenfliegen,
Kreischend und weinend uns bekriegen,
Zwei Habichte mit wunden Flgeln.
L

Gefangen in des Sommers Ketten,

Flgelschlagend die Liebe retten,
So wten unsere Kugefechte.
Jagen uns aus dem Sommer heraus,
Im Herbst irendwo ruhn wir uns aus,
Verliebt und mit zerzausten Federn.
Das mu unsre letzte Hochzeit sein,
Ins Fleisch bohren sich die Schnbel ein,
Dann strzen wir ab ins feuchte Laub.