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    Costambar Monthly September 2015

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    NS COSTAMBAR Yenny’s Market Catamaran Beach Bar El Carey ‘Costambar Library Pedro's Bar & Restaurant La Otra = Las Rocas Vik's Place PUERTO PLATA Big Lee’s Beach Bar Tropical Bar Supermercado Jose Luis . Page 5 - A senior moment! RUSA Money Exchange What To Do This Month Page 6 - Political commentary - CM style! | LAS ROCAS Definitely Not The News Page 1!- Happy Holidays? Los Tres Cocos The Rainy Day Page Page 15 - The mechanics of sex! CORES! Useful Telephone Numbers uu Classified Ads ‘And Lots More Fun Stuff! ba iat Ee Lehahada > Costambar Monthly page 2 Los Tres Cocos in Las Rocas invites you to try something different. Call 809-993-4503 for details. Fine dining at it’s best! At The Catamaran on Costambar Beach you'll find great food at great prices enjoyed with a million dollar view! Enjoy a relaxing breakfast on the beach. Every day they have Power Hour with 3X1 cuba libres from 6-7pm. Their food never disappoints! WIFI ZONE!!! Ask Paul about their summer specials! Big Lee’s Beach Bar on the Malecon has fantastic food at affordable prices! Amazing Fish & Chips, big juicy burgers and yummy sandwiches. Karaoke with DJ Marilyne & Karaoke Tropical is on September 5th & 19th - starts 8pm. Kevin & Patricia invite you to El Carey Restaurant - where you can enjoy the beach your way!! Every day 2 cuba/santo libres for RDS$100 from 5-7pm. Lobster empanadas are back! The best burger in town, Kevin's homemade Mamajuana and fresh made Pina Coladas! On Saturdays & Sundays they are serving Rice & Beans. Yummy ground beef empanadas! WiFi! Pedro’s Bar & Restaurant has a full menu including Pedro’s Famous Cordon Bleu. Fridays 4-6pm they have cocktail specials. Watch all your favourite sports events here! WIFI Zone! Tropical Bar on the Malecon has over 20 types of Belgian beer and 8 sports channels! They serve a variety of food and tapas and every Friday have karaoke - including Dutch songs! Wednesdays get 3 crepes for RD$100 with real Belgian sugar & syrup. Daiquiris on special every Thursday - buy 2 get the 3rd one free! Fresh new meal specials all the time - pass by and check them out! And relax in comfy new lounge furniture! Over 30 different types of beer for you to try! La Otra has Karaoke every Saturday night. Open for breakfast at 8am. Try their famous Chivo Picante (spicy goat) or other menu items. Air- conditioned bar & lounge for your comfort. They now have new massage rooms and also do manicures. Enjoy Happy Hour from 9am to 5pm ‘on Monday to Friday. And they have a new beer from Cuba at a special price - try Bucanero for only RD$100 a bottle! Karaoke every day! They would love to host your next event - from baptism to bachelor parties to weddings. Las Rocas encourages you to make plans to attend their upcoming Oktoberfest! They will have Bavarian food, music and beer October 30 & 31 starting 2pm. Vik’s Place has cold drinks, hot music and yummy burgers! Breakfast 9am-1pm daily except Monday. Happy Hour & A Half from 6:30-8pm! Closed Fridays and Saturdays. First bar in, last er Because No AC iu SANE AT naam aT tA Costambar Monthly page 3 Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. MAKES ME FIGURATIVELY Ey 3 ‘Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel named Alfred with one huge camel hump. He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel named Marie, who had two perfect camel humps. As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby boy camel, born with no humps. ‘They contemplated long and hard on what to call their beautiful little boy. They finally decided on ... HUMPFREE!!!! BIG LEE’S Beach lopen Every Bay at 9am - 3rd caseta from La Sirena ENJOY OUR FISH & CHIPS OR CHEESEBURGERS & FRIES ON OUR DECK OVERLOOKING FANTASTIC VIEWS OF THE OCEAN! Saturday B) September Sth & 19th Featuring DJ Marilyne & Karaoke Tropical ALL are welcome! Expats, locals and tourists! We are also ‘Home of the Veterans’! T ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THE JOB APPLICATION IS LIKE AT HOOTERS... DO THEY JUST GIVE YOU A BRA AND SAY “HERE, FILL THIS OUT"? El Catamaran On the Beach in Costambar'| 8am till 8eEm 809-710-7606 Costambar Monthly page 4 I'm sick... cial (PEDRO'S chase the BAR & RESTAURANT In front of jenny’s lopen Monday-Saturday 10:30am-9pm Closed Sundays| After closing time at the bar, Bubba was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet “What's up with the big brass gong?” one of the quests asked. “It's not a gong, It's a talking clock” Bubba replied. “A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend, “Yup,” replied Bubba. “How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. “Watch,” Bubba replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and. stepped back. ‘The three stood looking at one another for a moment.. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!” Los Tres Geos RESTAURANT INTERNATIONAL GOURMET CUISINE & AUSTRIAN SPECIALTIES : IF YOU CAN THINK OF Cele 9-03 A BETTER FISH PUN... Las Rocas Coftes, Mares erat LET MINNOW! Costambar Monthly page 5 BAR’ RESTAURA\ UTM Mc ec M em cncu mer aL Try Our Famous Chivo Picante! ‘Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, 'Tll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put | his face to the window, and ask what we're selling” Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice Other menu items available also} asked "wns are you seling Open for Breakfast at 8am! Air conditioned Bar & Lounge! here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass- holes." New massage rooms! Manicures! Without sipping a beat the old Happy Hour Monday-Friday Yam-5pm =| wat onyiwok 9X1 Rum Drinks RD$100 (Brugal & Barcelo) Karaoke Every Day! Special Price on new beer from Cuba Bucanero only RD$100! Available for All Your Special Events! 809-970-7617 829-770-0661 | HAVE BEEN PUTTING A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO IT AND | JUST DONT THINK BEING AN ADULT IS GONNA Mel ae alas 1/72) | wnew.MeatingplacePuertoPlata.com oT CLOSED UNTIL OCTOBER 1ST (Calle Juan Bosch 60, Puerto Plata NEVER TRUST AN ATOM. THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING Youre cheating on me Susan ? ® CURRANT AFFAIRS Costambar Monthly page 6 ‘MORE THAN 20 TYPES OF BELGIAN BEER! 8 SPORTS CHANNELS! VARIETY OF FOOD & TAPAS! Sp pte aay ou ty ON THE MALECON, CASETA #3, PUERTO PLATA. OPEN FROM 12PM. CLOSED TUESDAYS. WELCOME TO KEVIN & PATRICIA’S EL CAREY Where you can enjoy the beach your way! The Best AVAWABLE FOR AEETYPES OF EVENTS! ee ees Whether Conservative, Liberal or Labour I think you'll get a kick out of thie! A little boy goes to his dad and aske, ‘What is Politics?" Dad says, Well son, let me try to explain it this way: Iam the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government, We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future, Now think about that and see if it, makes sense. So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying s0 he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy, So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he qoes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny, He gives up and goes back to bed. ‘The next morning the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politice now.' ‘The father says, ‘Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about The little boy replies, "The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government ig sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.’ These special goggles allow me to - see through your rs Costambar Monthly page 7 Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon. Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of reqular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living. Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include: Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. Warnings: The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ‘The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ‘The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing. ‘The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. Please feel free to share this important information with as many people as you think may benefit! LIFE IS A CABERNET OLD CHUM ESTAURANT © eS OKTOBER Te FEST Fr.30. + Sat.31. Okt. 2015 Start 2pm Las Rocas by Klaus his is the place your mother warned you about !! i every : from & (exept Fridays and Saturdays) Breakfast from 9 to 1 (exept on mondays) Happy Hour from 6.30 to 8 !! First bar in, last bar out Calle Principal/Costambar Costambar Monthly page 8 RT A Oar re MUO EU Oe Oe COR nC MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING The excitement and anxiety over Tropical Storm Erika turned out to be for nothing. Other than a damp, breezy day and some higher than normal surf, here on the North Coast the storm was pretty much a non-event! We did get some much needed rain and it did perk up some of the foliage and reduce some of the overall brown and dead look everywhere, but we really need a lot more rain here. Maybe Fred who is currently developing out in the Atlantic will bring us some more rain! We're ready Freddy!!! (Our thoughts are with all, both here and away, suffer from Erika, Especially Dominica.) _. MAKING IT JUST A LITTLE LESS PAINFUL! Paying bills is never fun but now that you can pay your Edenorte and Claro bills at Jenny’s Supermarket it just got a lot more convenient . Now you don’t even have to get out of your swimsuit! And within minutes of paying you can be right back on the beach - cold beer or cuba libre in your hand! Stress free! Soon we may never have to leave Costambar for any reason! WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT! Currently off the beach in Costambar is this grounded fishing boat. This happened about 10pm on August 29th. No definitive reason yet as to why but one theory is that it broke lose from a tow on the way back from Luperon where it had probably rode out the storm. As of yesterday there were efforts to secure it and hopefully not cause any further damage to the reef. And we can also hope nothing toxic is leaking from the vessel - or leaks during recovery efforts. Photo credit Melissa Stagnaro. WH 17's Goon Luck For us! Costambar Monthly celebrates 13 years of publishing our English language magazine here on the North Coast. We gone through many changes and tried many things and had some hits and some misses but we've always had fun and laughter while doing it! We love our crazy loyal readers! Your devotion and encouragement keeps us going! We love our wonderful advertisers! Thank them and support them - they make it possible for you to have the CM in your hand (or online) free every month! We love our little piece of the North Coast! We aren’t looking for world domination. We've found our piece of paradise and we're happy serving it! Here’s to another year of love and laughter and living ‘la vida loca’!!! Costambar Monthly page 9 THE RAINY DAY PAGE SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 10 SUDOKU PUZZLES Fill in the missing numbers so every row, column and quadrant contains the number 1 through 9. BEGINNER The remaining letters spell a hidden message NDR HOF AR | REL NVG EOR sLoO Ss LW UOL ERW NSE JRA TUN OEM LT BONE Bowls CANINE CHASE CHEW Toy COLLAR COMPANION FAITHFUL E w2nre0r00O7 DO ZzumM PET DOG Find and circle all of the words that are hidden in the grid, T oFAOOoADADYOrM weowv<4zZzHovreE vO Y FEED FETCH Foop FRIEND GROOM GROWL GUARD HAIR HARNESS. HOUSE A wo ZTonvrraoozorosa Hoare rz 5 HOUSES LLARSH MIRTEI KLAWC FE ENTKEY HOILTOL YACAUUYU AH MF RP CLHPET LTEEOO IRLNIO WSBONE NE |REFE ARDNAL ABIOTA IoTAG Puppy JUMP ROLL OVER KENNEL SHAMPOO LEASH SLEEP lek TRAIN LOYAL TREATS OWNER ‘TRIM NAILS PANT WAG TAIL PAWS WALK PLY WaTER Across 1. Reciprocal 5. Defeat 6. Feed 7. Himalayan mount Down 1. Infuriate 2. Speculation 3. Mundane 4, Hearing distance Qx-Orz-2mMrTH9emMra Costambar Monthly page 10 COSTAMBAR MONTHLY AD RATES The Best Value for your Advertising Peso! CABLE VISION SIZE DIMENSIONS |PRICE/MONTH ELTECSA, S.A. FULL PAGE — BACK 8x10" 054700 Calle Principal #5 FULLPAGE-INTERIOR | 8°Xi0" RD$3200 Costambar, Pto. Pta. 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