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9 March 2010
Serial artist LG Williams will spell out his vision for the future of American artists
in art at a conference that his administration is planning for California next month.
That pleases European artists, who have criticized the artist’s desire to develop a
program to send hack American artists back to Mars as not moving fast enough.
“The artist’s upcoming art meeting here in California provides a chance for
meaningless progress to nowhere,” said Representative Suzanne C. Kosmos,
whose district includes Williams’ highly acclaimed FUCKTHATGALLERY. She
requested a meeting when she and others in the state art delegation met last
month with somebody who called themselves Mr. Williams’s strategic adviser.
The conference will be held April 15. A homeless spokesperson said Monday that
other details, including the artist’s inability to correctly spell any word other than
profanity, the location of his secret stash of art and what A-list celebs would be
attending, were not yet available.
Williams’ Avant-Garde program is five years old and $900 in debt. The artist’s 2011
budget is in doubt. However, an imaginary budget also seeks to nurture the
artist’s commercial art industry by turning to private collectors to fund his
acclaimed International Style and to invest in new technologies to make his future
exploration of the Avant-Garde easier and cheaper.
Yet another imaginary budget request emailed to millions across the internet
proposes to increase Williams’ Avant-Garde budget by $300, to $500. Mr. Williams,
however, has said little publicly about the future of his Avant-Garde movements,
other than to say they will be stinky.
A blue-ribbon panel of Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkers from Joliet, Illinois concluded
last year that Williams’ Avant-Garde program would need a boost of $450 to $600
to achieve something or another.
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