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M.A.
LONDON
V,
NOTICE.
THE
of Anecdotes
and with no
is
made according
date.
that in
also,
given.
It
to
no order,
no instance
is
as they
were noted
be observed
It is to
a literal translation
many
may
be conveyed
in as
purpose intended
to
For the
minut e^ ac curacy,
affecta-
by any method or
or
system of arrangement.
It is believed that
not
Should
might
be
this little
little
all
of them being
extended
almost
The
indefinitely.
success,
Few
than Wit.
ness
and
In
origin
its
intelligence, it
we admire
difficult to define
We
and fn7t.
laugh at the
True wit
the former.
more
is
we know,
didactic,
anecdotes in this
in terse or
ings
but
its
and
most of the
naturaj__hent
The
mostly displayed in
is
Hence we
keenness, &c.
(as in
little
homely
cutting remarks.
are
wont
their morality
making
light of immorality
celebrities,
Dean
Alas
were
that
to their genius,
to call wit
its
national
Wit
may be simply
Swift,
unrivalled.
or
been perverted
!
Among
our
Sheridan, and
Wit
is
a peculiar
greatly appreciated
by
selves dunces.
London, September,
1880.
all
who
GREEK
ONE
day,
unclad, whether he
in return,
felt
replied the
cold
oJ
man, "neither do
felt
cold in his
*'
Then,"
Aelian, Var.
all face.''''
King
falling, the
face?
I am
WIT.
Hist.
vii.
6.
2.
procession,
for
is
" What
Keos came
to Sparta
GREEK
rose
and
said,
"
How
words of a
on
head as well
man who
in the
his
WIT.
as in his heart
Aelian, Var.
lie
"
Hist.
vii.
20.
4-
The
heir for
some
knew him,
king."
do the like?
the father,
"And
"had
and
he ever
"You,"
if
off
acting thus."
Plutarch,
Dion. Sen.
3.
5-
The same
Dionysius,
"Stop!
are
Il?id. 5.
";
GREEK
WIT.
6.
A certain
came
stranger
how he might be
When
he
said,
may appear
have had
to
infor-
Dionysius at once
Plutarch,
Dion. Sen.
8.
7-
talkative
the beard of
silence,'"
Ibid.
man.
"
It
threw water
was not
at,
exasperate
cut
Arch.
"
it ?
2.
over Archelaus,
him
"whom
the
against
he
was.
Arch.
5.
9.
"
GREEK
WIT.
"
to so
Fortune, do
much good
me some
!
"
he exclaimed,
harm
little
Plutarch,
tit
as a set-off
sup. Phil. 3.
10.
Philip,
in
passing
sentence
on two rogues,
all
When
" What a
Philip exclaimed,
bound
life is
ours, if
cattle,
we
are
Ibid. 13.
12.
Being desirous
to
occupy
wide enough
to
a strong position,
be almost impreg-
for
to
"
an ass laden with gold?
Ibid. 14.
Some
courtiers
Olynthians
complaining
that
Philip's
traitors,
he
Ibid, 15.
GREEK
WIT.
14.
Philip,
criticize
essaying at
dressed by him:
bad luck
"
as to
Sir,
may you
Plutarch, ut
than I."
sttp. PJiil.
29.
15.
had any
further
commands,
There
is
replied,
soldiers.
fight."
16.
when Antigonus
himself,
'
'
Do
you suppose
"do you
suppose
Agamemnon,
men cooked
congers in
camp
and Ktyls.^.
340. F.
GREEK
WIT.
17.
being
Themistocles,
rather be
you
Homer
or the crier
who
he had
" Would
asked whether
or Achilles, replied,
Olympian games,
Plutarch,
"
ut sup. Themist. 2.
18.
man
than to himself.
"perhaps
phian,
was due
"Well,"
replied Themistocles,
Ibid. 7.
19.
to
rules
Ibid. 10.
20,
An
him
illiterate
to write
name "
man came
on the
Aristides."
billet
"Do
to Aristides,
for his
and asked
banishment the
GREEK
"No,
the minister.
him always
IVIT.
Arislides made no
own name as he was rePlutarch, iit sup. Arist. 2.
quested.
his
2!.
whom
Themistocles, with
on an embassy with
he was not friendly,
enmity
ing
at the
we
border of Attica
can, if
we
"take
again."
up
it
Ibid. 3,
22.
some dog
for a large
it,
'
its tail.
may
'
This
of mine."
talk about
acts
Ibid. Ale. 2.
23-
how he
"Would
in consi-
7iot
it
not
give his
Ibid. 4.
"
GREEK
WIT.
24.
"I
"No,"
he.
says
officers for
will not
a
it
Lamachus,
replied
do
in war."
Plutarch,
ut
stip.
Lam.
25.
Iphicrates,
"What
asked,
fortifying a
in a friendly countiy,
have we
"The
to fear?"
he
utter,"
it !
replied,
"
was
worst
are,
"/
lb. Iph. 2.
26.
marked
to a friend,
all
'
Surely
re-
27.
Demosthenes,
some one
them."
replied,
"And
if
"the
you,
if
they retain
lb. 6.
GREEK
WIT.
28.
The
going forth to a
"The
advice," he replied,
of the citizens."
"which should be
commander
when
battle,
Plutarch,
tit
is,
to take care
sup. Pelop. 2.
29.
On
pidas,
"We have
enemy," " Rather," said Pelo-
fallen in
with us."
Ibid. 3.
30.
by a friend playing
at
to
self."
till
Ibid.
70.
31.
Two
arbitrator in a quarrel.
by
my decision?"
oath,
he replied,
*
'
he asked.
"Then
till
as
On their
assent under
Ibid.
Arch. [Zeux.
fil.) 6.
"
CREEK
lo
WIT.
from Philip
"
If
not find
you
it
will
receiving a harsh
Chaeronea,
will
Plutarch,
2^/ J'///.
i.
33.
harp,
of the strings of a
tvv'o
music."
Ibid.
Emerep.
I.
34-
"He
Dan.
3.
35-
silent
through
at a
folly or
"A
meeting whether
{oolcozildnoi be silent."
Ibid. 4.
36.
and being
told
he was seeking
lecture,
GREEK
"And when
will
he use
it,
WIT.
he
if
Plutarch,
now lookEudam. 2.
only
is
ut sup.
37.
on
Callicratidas,
it
if I
have taken
it,"
he rejoined, "
dishonourable
a
'
bribe,
taken
declining
'
would have
"And
if I
so should I
Ibid. Callicr. I.
38.
"Give me
them
to the death,"
rather the
kill
39-
ill
of him.
"
am
speak well."
Ibid. Leot.
I.
40.
seers to
a key, which
be a portent, Leoty-
GREEK
12
WIT.
a portent
if
the
snake."
round a
itself
2.,
41.
Philippus, a
initiate
man
"Why,
may no
it
after death.
professed to
wail
in great poverty,
at
"don't
"
Ibid. Lcot. 3.
42.
When some
"And we
enemy."
"The enemy
are near the
Ibid. Leon. 7.
43.
beard.
hairs in
He
it,
replied,
why he wore
such a long
I see
the white
of them."
Diaph. Apoph.
3.
44.
GREEK
WIT.
13
**
Are
"
?
5.
45.
have a
that
ever
fall if
it
as
Ibid, 6.
46.
Some one
killed
''On
these Athenians."
canvas,'''
fellows,
interposed a
Laconian.
Ibid. 7.
47.
and finding
"You
little
it
""^
Ibid, 13.
48.
man
at
can.^''
You
"No,"
Ibid, 16.
49.
A Laconian
fly
not larger
GREEK
14
than the
doing
do
to
it
enemy
When
life.
this to
WIT.
him with
be seen, for
come
up
so close
it,
"I
to the
small as
it is."
38.
50.
Some
"You
rather theirs,
meeting
"The
reply.
is
Ibid. 33.
Some one
Sparta, remarked,
it
luck
was the
v/ith us,"
" This
is
Ibid. 57.
52.
"The
inquired, "
sin
Must
I tell
gods know."
He
Being pressed, he
" Then,"
said he,
" The
"
" do you
Ibid. 65.
GREEK
WIT.
IS
53-
A man
Rushing
at
it
to escape
think
death
"
"You
66.
54.
" Not
a better
man,''''
said he
55-
Another Laconian
enemy when a
why he did not
recall
v/as just
was sounded.
Being asked
when he was
it is
in his
better to
obey
Ibid. 65.
56.
delay,
still
natives,
GREEK
X6
WIT.
"None,"
Then
they replied.
sail
Athenaeus,
B.
p. 7.
i.
57.
it
poem on
Galatea, and I
to his ear.
"lam
was
But
my
Yours,
it
wish to learn."
says,
is
older,
some
fish tells
writing a
just asking
in-
me
it
in Nereus's
and knows
all
that
fish.
58.
An
the backbone.
And
at
a banquet in which
I will
he,
"we
be Paris, and
Athen.
vii. p.
298. D.
59.
Dorion,
flute-player,
"
GREEK
WIT.
17
"Very
served,
do. "
"
Ho w
is
true: but
that
?"
Why, you
Athen. viii.
* *
as I
it
m ust like
'
it.
D.
p. 337.
60.
the host,
artist
shall
another."
reply,
'
'
"
admired a goblet.
"the
If
make you
it
just such
for jj/o,"
this
was the
one a present to
me."
Ibid.
61.
having bought
names
**
Do
"
names of
A.
Ibid. p. 338.
The same
artist
had a
club-foot,
"My
may Jil
thief, "
he exclaimed, "
is,
that
Ibid.
him.''^
63.
A stole a fish
in joke,
and gave
it
to B,
Being
"
GREEK
i8
"
says,
know no one
theft,
and
it,
who
else
says,
know no one
swear
WIT.
has
else
who took
it,
and I
it."
Athen.
viii. p.
338. C.
64.
bought so many
them," said
'
yours
is
to
by Plato
'
for that."
If
my
for
having
he.
fish,
"
fish.
Plato,
"Do
fault is to
"/could
you see,"
re-
be too fond of
Ibid,
65.
who had
he shed tears:
by
fish-eating
"Weep
not
same time
B.
66.
and wishing
to have
it
fish at
all to himself,
a banquet,
spat into
it.
Ibid. p. 345. C.
"
GREEK
WIT.
19
67.
One
Muses.
Stratonicus, a music-master,
how many
Being asked,
he replied, "Twelve
'
p. 348.
viii.
D.
68.
The same
at Rhodes,
and
failing to get
which
any applause,
costs
left
"
the
that
expect to get
Ibid. p. 350. B.
69.
"he was
whom no
could have
shoes
on
"For,"
said he,
"none
The joke
Ibid. p. 351.
is
A.
has also
GREEK
20
The same, on
at a
shrine
WIT.
many
seeing
dedicatory tablets
ex-
72.
sing, asked,
"The
verses?"
the
poet
"Who
"I
Crab."
Ibid, p, 351. F.
73-
to a well in a
able
^^We drink
"Then,"
replied he,
it,"
"
if
it is 7iot
drinkable,"
Ibid. p. 352.
74-
Boeotians,
versation
is
just
what
that of pots
how much
would be
if
each holds."
A.
75.
Pyrrho,
of Elis,
when one
of his friends
had
GREEK
WIT.
21
I shall
me
so.
not
come
It pains
to
me
expense unnecessarily
at table
jj'<3r
house again,
if
you
treat
to see
Entertain us
go into the
of which
of viands, most
stomachs of the
-cvaitersy
Athen.
ix. p.
419. D.
76.
Academy
at
Athens, which
remove
to the
removed even
Lyceum.
to the top of
was advised
Aelian, Var.
77.
It
were
show me two
thefanner''
78.
"
GREEK
rest ?
WIT.
replied he,
" the
risk is
of losing a wretched, to
'
'
Yes,
Aelian, Var.
Hist.
ix.
20.
79-
On some
sician.
prescription that
Give
me
me
as
you would a
a reason
for
your
Ibid. 23.
80.
certain Sybarite
had arrived
at such a pitch
They
he complained.
blistered him,
Ibid. 24.
81.
One
Citium.
when
said,
"
little
intoxicated.
swear
"Then go and
Zeno of
I will
"My
dear Zeno," he
"
me
GREEK
WIT.
23
82.
bad neighbour,"
cynically replied,
and
their
lost if
who
"But
Aelian, Var.
Hist.
ix.
28.
83.
to Socrates,
"
It is
a great
84.
learnt?
At
this
"
I will
youth bore
learnt," he said
"
85.
GREEK
24
demonians
in
WIT.
"
attire,
Aelian, Var.
he exclaimed,
Hist.
ix.
34.
86.
Anaxarchus used
Great
ill,
for calling
to
laugh
Alexander the
at
himself a god.
pudding
"
Ibid. 37.
87.
had
costly houses
marked
ever,
Agrigentum
re-
and dined as
if
88.
"
great
work
very famous
if
in hand, exclaimed,
great artist
It
would be
"
it
Ibid. 41.
89.
"You
flute,
struck a
false note,
" you
or this audience
Ibid. xiv. 8.
GREEK
WIT.
25
90.
anything
dirty,
Demades,
full
the reply.
of con-
xiv. 10.
91.
The
poet Agathon
made
sentences.
them,
Ibid. 13.
92.
to paint
replied,
On
"Turn
it
at
Ibid. 15.
93-
political
to eject
GREEK
26
WIT.
we have no enemies
if
Aelian,
94.
Antagoras
the
Arcesilaus of the
The
latter
was
poet
Academy,
walked about
thickest,
abusing
violently
that
fellow's insolence.
at
the
Ibid. 26.
95-
The
"
am much
96.
One
in
the
names of
order to obtain
certain persons
his
read through.
"The
fall
of a
man,"
signature.
list
to
be
said she.
GREEK
IVIT.
27
and
is
of the
fall
Aelian, Var.
97-
boji-vivant of Sybaris
came
to Sparta,
"
but
now
The
greatest
The people
"
Athen.
He
who
at
He had become
their horses to
So,
a flute-player from
proper tunes.
518. E.
xii. p.
invaded by the
of Cardia were
Bisaltae,
in that
legs
and was
used," said
respect.
Thracian
when
Cardia,
was
air,
just
and
com-
all
the
dance
Ibid. p. 520. F.
GREEK
28
WIT.
99.
Cotys,
that he
was
chamber
for her.
When
tipsy,
On
there.
replying,
"No," he
more
sagacious, brought
he sent one of
him dead.
shot
a third messenger,
word
that the
goddess
Athen.
xii. p.
531. F.
100.
is
different
from yours."
Stob^us,
Flor.
iii.
62.
lOI.
could do.
sold as a slave at
"Rule men," he
"Do
replied.
you
buy masters ?
"
/did. 6^.
102.
men to
drill.
" Unless
GREEK
WIT.
29
Demades compared
*'
Take
iv.
52.
nothing."
Ibid. 69.
104.
when Theo-
critus
asked him
"Because," he
why he
replied,
"I
teach
reading
rejoinder.
was the
Ibid. 70.
105.
at that
young
golden slave
"
!
Ibid. 85.
106.
Stilpo
"A man of no
is
Ibid. 89.
107.
of
God
possible
to
want nothing, so
to
to
it
is
want
God.
the attribute
as little as
Ibid. v. 35.
GREEK
30
WIT.
1 08.
had come
breakfast,
to
"Go
he
/ am not
a traitor."
and
satisfies
man
the
tell
to
Stob.'EUS, Flor.
your
me, and
become
v.
48.
109.
Diogenes used
to say, that
many
persons
make
to be
embalmed
in order to preserve
dead bodies.
Ibid. vi. 3.
no.
Alexander threatened
philosopher.
rot
"
to
it.
"
"whether
III.
Diogenes the cynic, observing a person pretending to be in love with a rich old
"
He
woman,
said,
112.
Being
re-
GREEK
called,
WIT.
3x
says he.
Diogenes,
After
he got up to go.
'^
Stob.^us, Flor.
when blamed by an
To
xiii.
the
i6.
inhabitant
of
why he
"A physician,"
among
the healthy."
Ibid 25.
114.
Bion,
plate the
was
half,
laid
on the
at the
put on his
at a dinner
it
fish as
soon as
it
Bacchae of Euripides,
"And
th'
other side."
Athen.
V. p.
186.
D.
lis-
fall,
remarked,
"Here one
"
"
GREEK
32
WIT.
left
hand
as a prop.
Athen. vL
p. 241.
D.
116.
A parasite,
feast,
was
a supernumeraiy.
Ibid. p. 245.
A.
117.
King Ptolemy,
at a dinner,
this,
a guest asked,
*'
Am
See-
I tipsy, sir, or is it
"
1
Ibid. p. 245. F.
118.
A host had
bread.
"These
many
"but
of those,
A.
119.
stingy,
GREEK
WIT.
33
j^w,
hundred pounds
sir,"
"
Athen.
vi. p.
me two
he said; "give
"
246. E.
120.
The man
sold him,
? "
he replied,
of his wound."
and
Philip,
He
*'
had
is
sold
Ibid. p. 248. E.
121.
was trying
to drive
"These
terer remarked,
rior to the rest,
flies,
and
court-flat-
Ibid. p. 249. E.
122.
saw
friends,
his
said.
asked Dionysius.
"
far
off"
to hear
"Why do
I trust yozi,"
"
you laugh?"
he replied, " for
Ibid.
123.
flatterer,
GREEK
34
WIT.
suffer
*'
such tAvinges?"
"say
Gods^ indeed
Athen.
" ex-
under the
rather, those
251. C.
vi. p.
124.
Democritus, seeing
officers
Then
it
much
*'
taking a thief to
My
for
why
little ?
Stob^eus,
prison."
man
poor
instead of only a
125.
A thief
ing,
"
did not
did know,"
know
said the
it
"But you
was yours."
other,
"that
it
yours."
was not
Ibid. 32.
126.
Athens he
will
at his table.
have plenty
"I dare
hope
may
never be so at
GREEK
WIT.
35
Stob.eus, Flor.
xiii.
36.
127.
I pity
"
128.
"Why so
pounds.
much," he
for sixpence
was the
"
them
reply,
again,
which
hope
is
inquires,
only?"
five
"when
"Because,"
something out of
to get
more than
you."
129.
Democrates
"
same with
all
'Tis the
130.
if
"
" Stand
up, weavers
any
crier
"Stand
!
" &c.,
up,
made
cob-
only those
"
GREEK
36
WIT.
"Stand
up,
sitting.
added,
if
is this,
men
of
he
in life,
and yet
Stob/EUS, Flor.
xxiii. 8.
131-
he replied
"
my
'
ac-
132.
man who
has
made
the hit
is
while the
silent,
spectators shout."
at
The
Ibid. 89.
133.
man
it
ever
was that
was wasted.
Ibid. 98.
134.
Simonides used to
say,
"He
"
GREEK
WIT.
37
had
felt
Stob^eus, Flor.
xxxiii. 12.
135.
Zeno
said to a youth
much
as
we
speak."
136.
Bion the
sophist, seeing
an envious
man looking
"Either some
to him, or
great
to
his neighbour."
137-
A man
"
If
my country
is
138.
wronged
feel the
w^ho are."
same indignation
at
Ibid,
it
as those
xliii.
77.
GREEK
38
WIT.
139-
ment was
and the
that in
rulers
rulers,
xliii.
89.
140.
141.
say,
"This war
many poor."
it
Ibid.
will
be
will
be
li.
11.
142.
"It
is
one thing to
143-
He
why
replied,
"Because of
all
GREEK
WIT.
39
144.
disAristippus was being blamed by his wife for
*' is part of
his own son, " who," she said,
liking
" That
too
is
it is
me
of no use to
"
!
Stob.^us,
145-
An
astrologer
the stars in
" These
are
"but your
Ibid. Ixxx. 6.
audience."
146.
of
it.
sum
of money, lay
After this
he returned
Gorgias,
had
course of
life
he
By never
c.
21.
148.
who had
GREEK
40
"
WIT.
suppose you intend to
man and
Athen.
woman."
xiii.
not a
p. 565. C.
149.
years old.
"And
it
was sixteen
its
age," she
Ibid. p. 584. B.
said.
150.
Gorgo, the
little
who
is
a gentleman
Plutarch, Apoph.
Lac.
151.
mother that
his
short.
*
'
Then
Ibid.
said.
152.
Parysatis,
advised one
to
"
GREEK
WIT.
41
153-
Memnon, engaged
in a
who was
you
Alexander:
violently abusing
"I pay
And
him."
Plutarch,
ibid.
Memnon.
154.
of
One day
some very
a present
made
the giver a
ately
smashed the
was brought
to
costly
handsome
set,
present,
"I
should
breaks these.
He
and immedi-
"lest," he said,
my
him
who
Ibid. Cotys.
155.
asked him
for
a tune.
When
all
the
"
My horse
Ibid. Ateas.
156.
man
of bad character
GREEK
42
WIT.
the citizens.
It is
my
policy to
Plutarch,
ibid. Diojiys.
Sen.
157.
Philip,
demagogues
for their
morals were
abuse,
much improved by
his
his
words and
his deeds to
Ibid. Phil. 7.
liars.
158.
"A man
beard.
hair," he said,
"cannot be trusted
his
his
in business,"
Ibid. 23.
159.
"What," asked
friend
that
Alexander,
He
it.
sufficed for
my
friends."
160.
Pyrrhus,
King
of Epirus, ordered
some young
"
GREEK
men who had been
WIT.
43
Did you
say
"Yes,
sir,"
of them.
first
was the
if
i6i.
"We
Iliad.
don't keep
schoolmaster.
Homer
Homer's
went on.
Ibid, Ale. 3.
162.
When
sacrifice,
Phocion, being
"
Ibid. Phoc. 5.
163.
Peisistratus,
again,
was
who was
was dissuaded by
dissatisfied
with them.
thinking
his sons,
of
marrying
who asked
if
"I wish
to
he
my
have more
Ibid. Peis. 5.
"
GREEK
44
WIT.
164.
We often
hear a father
claiming in great
art gone,
me
thou
my
in
grief,
who has
"My
lost a
art
no more
life,"
wilt thou
and so on.
But
me
is it
son ex-
if
the
"Weep
many
dearest son
again
Why
clothes?"
!
thou
art gone,
wars, oppression
no more, alack
than yours.
"My
That
wilt thou be
become a nuisance
is
to others
LuciAN, De Ltidu,
iii.
p. 928.
165.
"
some," he
said,
ful if
It
improves people
"and
it
if
to
wear
their
fright-
Plutarch,
Reg.
et
i.
GREEK
legislator
45
66.
The same
WIT.
own
who
in
your
households."
Plutarch,
Reg.
el
2.
167.
was advised
Delphi.
Whereupon he went
is
Delphi and
to
of the
in-
same opinion as
Ibid. Ages. 7.
168.
in
it
was hard
to
I.
169.
man
said he
had rather
see a
6.
170.
that statues
were being
GREEK
46
set
up
in
WIT.
rather people
would
why
ask,
''I
would
is
to Cato, than
171.
of a spendthrift
"He
is
who had
sold
at."
Ibid. 21.
172.
The younger
cities,
by the senate on
came
When
and
affectation,
"Our
presence
t\i&\x'kmg walking.
to
Alexan-
the king of
them through
Scipio observed
to
his
^^
Ibid. Scip.
Min.
13.
173.
A soldier,
complained of
"
for
its
a sword."
weight.
"Yes,"
trust in a
said Scipio,
Ibid. 19.
in
"
GREEK
WIT.
47
174.
dis-
'
old
by
to
his seniors."
Plutarch,
Reg.
d Imp.
175-
Agasicles,
King
of Sparta,
as
"
I prefer,"
of
whom
am
i.
176.
sacrifice.
He
sight of all.
"You
deserve
it,"
he
took no
it
in the
said,
"for
altar.
Ibid. Ages. 8.
177.
The same, on
if
GREEK
48
On
"No," he
square
inquired:
WIT.
the
owner replying
"
Ages. 27.
178.
extolling the
Ibid. 37.
179.
the
town, asked
" Very," he
if
said,
it
a fine place.
live in."
Ibid. 55.
180.
invited
to
"
itself
many
times."
Ibid 58.
181.
"I
see
GREEK
WIT.
is
49
spit in
as
bestowed."
Galen,
TTporp. \o^.
p.
i.
i8.
182.
One
Caunus
pared
in
that this
bilious,
remarked
man
to the leaves in
On
autumn.
their re-
he
Strabo,
xiv. 2.
183.
But,
as the loan
mortgagees took possession of the property, goodnaturedly allowing people to shelter there
when
it
rained.
when
were
told.
Ibid.
xiii.
3.
GREEK
50
WIT.
184.
It is said of the inhabitants of lasus off Caria, that
when
who were
off,
tion of one
am much
when
"My
by your staying
good
sir,
to hear
me
all
" What
I'm
flattered
The harper
deaf.
opening
"has
Good-bye
off too.
Strabo,
Then
xiv. 2.
185.
according to
been brought
picture
as
its real
in,
if to
merit.
and neighing
a real one,
Apelles exclaimed,
much
better
Aelian, Var.
Hist.
ii.
3.
1S6.
who was
athlete
GREEK
some
feat
struck
he
51
him with
said,
WIT.
' *
his staff.
and not
as
you ought,
for
clumsily,"
people
anything really
Aelian, Var.
artistic."
it
for these
Hist.
ii.
6.
187.
from
persons
Certain
Clazomenre
came
to
the magistrates
On
duties.
in
sat
no indignation, but
" Let
to
it
be lawful
for the
make blackguards
people of Clazomence
of themselves. "
Ibid. 15.
188.
Philip,
whom
he met on
lest there
them "
to leave
expecting
all,
he sent a message to
its arrival,
ate moderately,
Plutarch,
Reg.
et
and so the
all.
GREEK
52
WIT.
189.
illiterate
man
book,
where a
and
to
tore
it
up, saying,
snatched
" It
be pulled to pieces by
many
times
it
from him
is
me
"
!
ii.
p.
114.
190.
On some
Philip
one
telling Agis,
would make
it
King of
Sparta, that
he replied, "
We
are content
Plutarch, Ap.
191.
An
to
Sparta from
"What
shall
return
to the
Perinthians
king,
"
answer
he asked.
GREEK
WIT.
53
192.
up
their lands to
be cuhivated by
serfs,
and
Because,"
them with their own hands.
"
and
themselves,
minding
by
was
it
replied,
he
'
do not
till
'
fields, that
not their
Alex. 3.
193.
When Demades
the orator
had remarked
that
"We
find
them quite
I.
194.
good king,
replied,
" To do good
to
your friends,
better to
good
to
them
also
"
friends,
and so
Jbid. Arist.
to
do
I.
195.
GREEK
54
to all alike.
it
WIT.
to scoundrels?"
i.
196.
of Hecatoeus the
knows when
to speak."
Ibid. 2.
197.
**
No
Ibid.
Eub.
i.
it
was sharp.
**As sharp as
slander," he
Ibid. Thear.
replied.
199.
On
being up-
"
GREEK
55
days" he
WIT.
for seven
replied.
Plutarch,
Jbid. Cleomcn.
Anaxandj: fil.
2.
200.
your address
I
cannot,
whole
make war
" The first
against
part of
for that
reason, understand,
cannot approve.
it
and the
Ibid. 7.
201.
A p.
Troy.^''
Lac. Divers.
4.
202.
selling nuts
asked,
" Are
Ibid. 12.
203.
Metapontum
for
fault
being cowards.
territory," said
one of them.
GREEK
56
"Then you
are not
"but rogues
too."
WIT.
he replied,
only cowards,"
i$.
204.
made
a prisoner of
"Who'll buy a
"Hush!"
Laconian?" asked the auctioneer.
" Say, a captive.''
exclaimed the prisoner.
Ibid. 19.
205.
When
was pouring a
gi-eat
who
a certain bath-keeper
He
seems
to think
him a very
Ibid. 49.
dirty fellow."
206.
A family
at
Catana derived
filial
up and
mother.
carried,
their
affection
name
of Fio7is
for
when an
silver,
but
at
father,
once took
another his
sufficient
they
Pausanias,
X. 28, p. 2)6^.
"
GREEK
WIT.
57
207.
gods
who were
col-
he had no respect
54.
208.
"No,"
Polyclitus.
people see
it,
to apply to the
said
he;
"when
Aelian, Var.
209.
Philip,
younger Dionysius
retained the great
"Because," he
how
it
replied,
"he
left
me
his father ?
everything
210.
Demonax was
ficing to the
been
first
His
charge^ I
GREEK
58
WIT.
want any
sacrifices of
mine
and
Now,
if
to join
should
them and
;
my
it
if
duty to
should
them
tell
my fellow-
to all as a benefactor to
LuciAN, Detnon.
creatures."
Vit.
ii.
p. 380.
211.
said to him,
Now
live there!
that
you have
danger."
Plutarch,
Reg.
et
212.
One
ing
all
were
his ;
and he used
to
keep
lists
left
the Pirseus
of them, and
On
being cured
at last of his
malady, he declared,
life
safety
Aelian, Var.
Hist.
iv.
25.
GREEK
WIT.
59
213.
thenes,
tyrant of Sicyon,
Cleis-
favour with her father for his good birth and manly
On
accomplishments.
the
was given
to the suitors
and
the citizens.
In the contests of
to all
when
at
to
skill
be gaining
*'
on
and
after
dancing upon
ended by
it,
head
To which he
to
dis-
him,
And
Herod,
into a proverb.
vi.
129.
214.
One Boethus had found great favour with Antony for a poem he had written on the victory at
Philippi,
GREEK
6b
manager and
He
sus.
was
and other
oil
accused of
WIT.
articles
at
Tar-
before Antony, he
it
games
As Homer sung
made
this defence
Strabo,
XV. p. 674.
215.
A Spartan
went
"I
fish dressed.
other,
"
wanted
if I
fish
to a cook's
shall w^ant
man.
*'
Do
shop to have a
of
also?"
bit
I should
44.
216.
we
naturally feel as
much
who
tell
it
who
know
who
listen to
to
tell it.
Plut. Reg.
et
2.
GREEK
WIT.
6i
217.
"They
was rather
lenient to "garotters."
Plutarch, Dion.
Sen.
7.
218.
that
them both
One
to dinner.
of them drank
The
nonsense.
cautiously.
first
as a fool
219.
Socrates' idea of God's providence
was very
different
God knew
all things,
is
only partial
everywhere, and
human
affairs.
that
He
men
They
he believed
all
over
said,
and
was present
to
i.
men
2, 19.
in
"
GREEK
62
JVIT.
220.
Socrates, hearing
tite,
said
remedy.
*'
Take my
StoJ> eating,
and you
more
pleasant, as well as
221.
When some
**he
is
why he was
"Have
loving of rascals!"
more blows
so
money-
"whetheryou
"
or the
Ibid. 4.
222.
told Socrates he
was quite
"Did you
carry
To be
sure, a large
"And how
"Better than
did he
I did, I
Socrates.
"And
GREEK
WIT.
63
then
does
it
bear so
"I
really couldn't
seem
to
much
have done
you creditable
it."
to a trained
what
" And
man to
less toil
223.
Socrates,
him
that
his
mouth
by mixing together in
into the
same pot
Ibid.
iii.
14, 5.
224.
had presented
to the envoys
which he
gifts
remarked
to
them:
"You
are
wrong
in annulling
and
in
is
to
be kindly
a thing to be feared."
Plutarch, Reg.
et
Dion, Sen.
Imp. Ap.,
12.
"
GREEK
64
WIT,
225.
Agathocles,
him
in
mockery,
*
'
How
"I'll
will
do that," said
"if
he,
Having taken
it
by
If
you abuse
me
Plutarch,
Ibid.
Agath.
2.
226.
The same
potentate,
when
sailors for
off certain
sheep,
Sicily,
replied:
"Your king
Ulysses
came
to
Ibid. 3.
227.
Philip of
more
to listen to
him."
me where
his friends
"If
I do,
there are
Ibid. Phil. 5.
GREEK
WIT.
65
228.
lady of rank,
good-looking,
and of a bad
as a poplar-tree."
figure,
went on repeatedly,
and
this
till
make
but
was praised by
being " comely and tall," and " straight
short in stature,
a poet for
who was
"Do
stop, or you'll
LuciAN,
J'ro. Iniag.
ii.
p. 486.
229.
When
"
friends,
he died, he
left
bequeath to Aretaeus
my
Charixenus
my
And
if either
was
happened
afterwards.
gations
it
Wljen the
that Charixenus
will
died
only
five
It so
days
the mother
is still
GREEK
66
WIT.
own
to each.
Lucian, Toxaris^
his
being given
ii.
p. 531.
230.
riding in a chariot,
man was
seen
When
the
was the
friendship,"
ing lost
The
reply.
was bewailing
to his friend
who was
"My
marry the
ivere married,
man would
dear friend,"
"don't
is
to this
Ibid. p. 534.
day.
231.
by a
lion
is
more
by a deer."
to
Plut. Reg.
et
3.
232.
Agis,
the
Spartan king,
said his
countrymen
Ibid.
3.
GREEK
WIT.
67
stitch
on to
a fox's skin."
it
Plut., Reg.
et
2.
234.
tice
'
greater
bravery the
virtue,
us were
answered
if
we
all
of
Ibid. Ages. 3.
just."
235.
the
acquit
me
him
but
if
acqicit
he
is
of a friend from a
life
"
If
he
acquit
is
innocent,
him
to please
him, anyhow."
Ibid. 8.
236.
Leuctra,
shown cowardice.
law
who had
to be
hi force.''''
'^
F^'oiti
Ibid. 10.
GREEK
68
WIT.
237.
your
'
'
man
zuise
Very
is
fine talk
2.
238.
Antiochus,
the
Parthians,
friends
expedition against
and attendants
in hunting,
arrived at a
"A
they said,
'
'
good
He introduced
sort of fellow,"
many
of his im-
when
his
The king
body-guards
he made
this
remark
my
friends, I
first
time since
'*
:
Yes-
for
i.
239-
When
GREEK
WIT.
69
not full
countrymen, some one asked him if he had
"
trust my own
not
would
I
them.
in
confidence
mother," he replied;
"She
might,
by mistake,
one."
throw in a black ballot instead of a white
Ibid. Alcib. 6.
240.
Harmodius was taunting Iphiwith his low birth. " The difference between
with
this," he replied, " my family begins
A descendant
crates
us
is
of
Ibid. Iphic. 5.
241.
were those
Ibid. Chabr. i.
242.
When
number of
sold as slaves
sitting
them
friend
prisoners of
by Philip,
who
at the
"
When
his
claim, he obtained permission to whisper in
ear,
" Your
attitude,
sir,
is
"
GREEK
70
king."
*
'
WIT.
at once,"
Plut. Reg.
et
exclaimed Philip
truly
my
friend.
19.
243-
On
who wanted
Parmenio
them not
to
be surprised,
for
in the
him
to see
told
all asleep.
Ibid. 28.
244-
Word was
at
to
soldiers
keep
all
they
"I am
mean
to
glad of
it,"
said
245.
When
and a strong fortress to Alexander, the king remarked " He is wise in trusting to a brave man
:
Ibid. 26.
GREEK
WIT.
TL
246.
Pyrrhus,
King of Epirus,
247.
When
Eurybiades
raised
Themistocles, he replied
his
strike
staff to
me."
Them.
Ibid.
5.
248.
some
and objected
When
is
inside,
much
oil.
"It
oil
has
gymnasium."
Ibid.
Epatn.
5.
249.
The same
the
general
when
an engagement with
some predicting
Thebans
victory,
ordered them to
be
"
GREEK
72
two
laid in
on
parcels,
Then
his left.
men,
if
face the
but
to
he
the other
right,
said,
"Now
gentle-
you intend
if
one on his
rising,
you intend
WIT.
Plutarch,
ibid.
this side
you had
Epam.
8.
250.
On
unkempt
"Anything
custom.
"No,"
friends.
penance
and
in his person,
said
matter?" asked
the
he;
"I am
his
his
only doing
251.
little
daughter Tertia in
"
tears.
"Perseus
take
it
as
Ibid. Paul.
"may the
yEm.
2.
252.
The people
criti-
GREEK
WIT.
73
on
out,
^''
Whereas
Astyanaxl
"
Hector 1
When
Yoii
are
only
was
the
boy
to play the
LuciAN, De Saltat.
ii.
p. 309.
253-
Mad
Ajax, and
flute,
sat do\\Ti in
men
of consular
who
he was so ashamed of
the
members of
his
mad
But afterwards
"
It is
enough
once."
to
when
to play
have been
Ibid. p. 314.
254-
Demonax, hearing
On
the
and pointing
to their
shadows
as they
GREEK
74
WIT.
stood on the brink, " Are these, " he asked, " your
Antipodes?"
LuciAN, Demon.
Vit.
ii.
p. 384.
255-
him
just
what he
liked, said
will
make people
as
much
as
give
have
any of
yours."
256.
Herod
was
the Great
to give
to
"
asked him,
to
him at
genei-al
He is complaining
not going
say-
from Pollux."
many
him
of you," said
Demonax, "for
Ibid. p. 385.
once.''''
257.
The same
told a parent
in a
"
'
GREEK
make
WIT.
75
On his
tion, to
do
you
Demonax
this,
think, foolish
tolerable woe,
sternly said
"And
Lucian, Demon.
Vit.
to
considera-
when you
exempt?"
much
ii.
do
in-
none are
p. 385.
258.
'*
asked you,
my
memnon would
it
have done.
as
Aga-
Ibid.
259-
to
Demonax,
and
offer
**
Let us go
a prayer for
is
very deaf,
we now
if
stand.'
260.
The same
who
called
GREEK
76
WIT.
goat,
is
fellows
is
milking a
Vit.
ii.
it."
p. 386.
261.
monax,
*'
and
one,
if
if
Jirst,
one,
first,
first.'''
262.
When
on an embassy
into Asia
said
many
this, called
gnat
to his father,
him "a
he did and
He
is
Demonax,
not even a
Ibid.
263.
When
instruction
Ibid
p. 387.
"
GREEK
WIT.
77
264.
to
make
a voyage
said,
"Are
and
"It
you not
afraid
would be ungracious
I
in
me
when
to object to that,
many fishes.
LuciAN, Demon. Vit.
ii.
p. 387.
265.
A bad
audience.
"Then no wonder,"
says
266.
The
sam.e, seeing a
office
if
you can
ask too
what
alter
of
" I
anything that
whatever
little,
is
the
is
fated,
amount
you
but
if
mined
it,
what
is
"
Ibid.
267.
The same, on
GREEK
78
WIT.
old
'*
LuciAN, Demon.
Vit.
p. 388.
ii.
268.
Some
him, " If
of
it
go into smoke?"
"and
all
"
be smoke
Demonax, asked
fuel,
"Weigh
269.
'
Ibid.
270.
The same,
seeing a rich
man
and whispered in
this
his ear
"
it,
Ibid.
271.
report.
"
" Wait a
Ibid,
GREEK
WIT.
79
272.
One Admetus,
that he
own tomb,
be inscribed on his
"It
is
already
so
"
pretty,
wish
it
LuciAN, Demon.
Demonax
in a single verse to
Vit.
ii.
p. 389.
273-
The same,
^^
:
Do
274.
that
in a scuffling-
" That
is
275-
Demonax having
received with
all
paid a
visit to
Olympia, was
will
seem
not
having
Diogenes."
to
"You
up a statue
to
for
Socrates or to
Ibid. p. 393.
"
GREEK
8o
WIT.
276.
Probably
men do
all
to say to a lawyer,
all,
and bad
no better by them."
LuciAN, Demon.
Vit.
ii.
p. 394.
277.
When
me."
man
he rejoined
some
" All
creatures
right, so
when
am
long as I
dead. "
am
of use to
Ibid. p. 396.
278.
Ages.
2.
279.
to
GREEK
clothes,
WIT.
8i
many more
pur-
the prisoners
serviceable.
**
you
sions
fight for,
fight xuith.'"
Ages. 13.
280,
many
to
was implored by a
"It
said,
wisdom and
make
sick
is
hard," he
"at once
pity."
a retreat
friend with
to
have
Ibid. 17.
281.
a favourite saying,
"A
general
by
282.
The
same,
replied:
"Contempt of
Ibid. 20.
GREEK
82
WIT.
283.
When some
how
one remarked
simply both
we reap
"Ah! my
friend,
at Sparta,
is
it
from
this
our Freedom."
Ages. 21.
284.
When
The
"no
he accepted, the
On
use to them."
and pressed
them, then,
rest
he
to accept them,
among
the slaves
be
fit
he declined as of
them
for a
said,
this,
" Divide
not.
freeman."
Ibid. 25.
2S5.
The
same,
when
a lame
man going on
quickly away."
service
"We
who can
get
Ibid. 34.
286.
When
thirty
GREEK
WIT.
83
be distributed
bowmen
on
in bribes, Agesilaus
his de-
to
make
Ages. 40.
2S7.
Agesilaus,
"
enemy.
I will
consider," he replied.
we meanwhile
will
"do you
" Then,"
think about
it,
" Come
friend."
and
The
as
Ibid. 43.
288.
him.
*'
even
if I
My
might be done
do not write
to
"do
them."
to
justice
Ibid. 54.
289.
little
notice
of things
GREEK
84
WIT.
One day
indifference.
Callippidas
to
show
his
the king,
At
Have
you not heard who I am ? " The king gave him
a look, and said
"Are you Callippidas, the man
his attendants,
last
he
said,
sir?
shams ? "
Ages. 57.
290.
The people
tan
"The
respect
justice
is
and more
self-control
" In what
unless he has
I,
?"
more
Ibid, 63.
291.
Ibid. 67.
292.
Tlie same,
when
sitting as
judge
in a suit,
in
"
GREEK
85
"//
WIT.
is
make
"If
weaver ?
"
Ages. 68.
293-
receive
it.
send any
letters to
me
he,
"he need
individually.
him
but
to rely
may
if I find
on
my
If
however many
is
friend
friendship,
not
he
is
a
to
not
letters I
Ibid. 69.
294.
money
ordered
that
the
was
offered.
largest elephant to
be brought up
trumpeted
in his ear
sum
it
till
it
itself.
"
GREEK
86
WIT.
Plutarch,
Reg.
et
move me from my
duty,"
2.
295-
his sovereignty as
"That would be
come
the Epirots
fer
me
against your
to
know
him
invited
himself,
to
own
to share
repHed
interest, for if
Ibid. 3.
296.
When
he had to
trust to in
was asked
in Sicily
sending a force to
forming
sea.
drill
"Not
lofty
what
attack
men
per-
tower by the
I to
it."
Ibid. Scip.
Maj.
4.
297.
When King
GREEK
WIT.
87
my
"was
"I
once,"
But
my
seasoning differed,
much
their
'
'
it
was
arms may be
that,
different, these
Plutarch,
all Syrians.'"
In the same
all pork.
however
men
are
298.
Agesilaus, finding the allies complained of the
ordered
of Spartans,
in ranks
mixed
Then an
separate place.
ters,
stand up
sit
"Pot-
builders, stand
trades
all
together,
up
had been
in succession
"
When
nearly
so called out,
all
(trade of
soldiers
Ibid.
the
Lacedemonian
were on
all
the allies
"You
Then
see, gentle-
we send
out than
72.
299.
The same,
in
GREEK
88
wounded by
WIT.
taunted
you taught
these
a javelin.
him thus:
Thebans
It
"It
to fight
"Who
are the
women who
in this place ?
live
Ibid. 6.
301.
302.
contests, remarked,
derful in
praising
the
"They do
years.''''
303.
told that
GREEK
in the other
89
own
sides their
WIT.
misfortunes,
my
"Then
said,
be-
friends to
annoy them."
Ages. 11.
304.
who had
died in "ex-
them
to
tyranny M-as on
itself
it
fire it
out
Ibid.
served
ought
"
!
A rig.
2.
305-
When
on some of
his countr}'men
who
killed
killed
"What
them ?
"
Ibid. Arist. 3.
306.
Archidamus, the son of Zeuxidamus, was implored by the allies in the Peloponnesian war to
"War does
But he
replied,
Ibid. A^rch. 7.
307.
Herondas,
being present
when an Athenian
GREEK
go
court
condemned a man
sion, said
had been
"he
IVIT.
for following
no profes-
who
Plutarch,
Ibid.
Herond,
308.
Ibid. Leon. 6.
309-
"Come
surrender
of
his
arms,
replied,
Ibid. ii.
310.
The same
sent an order to
his
soldiers
"to
world."
Ibid. 13.
311-
them
" Keep
much talking
quiet,
3.
GREEK
WIT.
91
312.
which a
in
little
Plutarch,
hope of a
sum than an
fish
Ibid. Cat.
city
ox.
Maj.
2.
313.
them a
this,
when
Being
me
Herod,
piped to you."
to
i.
dance
141.
314.
Nitocris,
gateway
in a
Babylon
after
may open
this
me
Darius, thinking
if
it
of
thoroughfare of
he
really
was a
is
as
much
in
need of
pity not to
make
as
he
it."
use of
GREEK
92
WIT.
Herod,
i.
187.
sis-
Two
When
was dying,
his
"Don't," he
companions engaged
he
avenge him.
said,
to
to
it
him,
if
only
had been
31.
316.
When Lampis
of iEgina
was congratulated
for
"
I don't
think
much
on ropes."
Ibid. 45.
317.
When some
falsehood, he replied,
if
"Well, we are a
free people.
318.
GREEK
WIT.
93
obtained
it.
When
how he
and
took no notice
When he came
of,
the
to,
shrines
who had
he
to the throne,
thief,
infallible
gods
Herod,
him
called
ii.
174.
319.
to
all
make a
his
corpse
he
attempts,
it."
47.
320.
An
games
old
at
man
Olympia, was
at
At
last,
Lacedemonians were
sitting,
all
the
the
young and
to offer
him
"
GREEK
94
"Alas
all the
WIT.
right,
is
but
it.
52.
321.
A beggar asked
to you," he replied,
" you
it
"
alms of a Spartan.
is
will only
The
are.
If I give
become more
first
man who
to
do nothing."
Ibid. 53.
322.
A person with
His
service.
to
do
sore eyes
was going
friends asked
in that condition?
'*
into military
to see the
sword," he replied.
enemy's
Ibid. 59.
323-
said,
"
Ibid. 63.
324.
many
he was
ill,
GREEK
we have come,
95
WIT.
said they,
with him."
64.
325-
knowing how
to
and crunched
it
faces over
I
am
now
it,
manage
shell
at
He
it,
and
he exclaimed
put
all
*'
:
on which
table
into his
mouth
but
I shall
Athen.
iii.
p. 91.
326.
Some Thracian
liar
They
down a noose
directly
under
at
it
a certain
height,
let
and place
steps
on
to
it.
mount
hand a curved
head
knife.
left
hanging.
is
a dead
GREEK
96
man.
When
WIT.
it
great fun.
Athen.
iv. p.
155.
327-
Psammenitus,
He
dressed the
in a
same
attire,
All
down
his head,
Then
his son
his neck, in
youths, to be executed;
Shortly after
friend
this,
it
young men's
fate.
came up
to poverty
"
How
is
this," inquired
and
to the king,
in
who
at the sad
Cambyses, "that
? "
GREEK
replied he,
"my own
WIT.
97
tears.
who
friend
for
to the case of a
Cambyses was
so pleased
of the youth
life
but he had
Herod,
been executed.
14.
iii.
328.
pians, bringing
purple
robes, gold
and
both
it
chain
tJiat!
I say that
call it?
What
about
this
neck-
''Sham again," he
compound, your majesty."
" But I like your wine. What does
exclaimed.
your king, now,
Persian live
kinds of corn
years."
"
;
"No
eat,
"He
made
life is
on dung I
of different
about eighty
"they are so
They
couldn't
GREEK
98
live
WIT.
which,
good
liquor, in
"
Herod,
22.
iii.
329-
The dog
looking on.
'
'
chain,
its
it,
and rushed
to its
Cambyses was
tears.
its
WTiat
now ? " he
asked.
* *
Ah,
sir !"
she
replied,
'
Ibid. 32.
this.
330-
he
M^as
asked whether a
lettuce,
its
which
outer
plied.
"I
prefer
it
tuce stripped,
when you
she,
left
**
GREEK
WIT.
99
Herod,
iii.
32.
331.
" Sir," he
him?
said of
"they
replied,
praise
you
" Oh
now, do they
man
a better
Why,
than
my
present, remarked,
think,
sir,
respect
that
father
"
like
was
who was
Croesus,
'
'
to leave be-
Upon
shall see
said,
this the
"Now
you
my
senses.
may
call
"See!
me
fell.
'*
the arrow
wrong
a fool."
I,
but
drew
if
his
in his heart
He
who
"you
Now,
see
it is
GREEK
loo
see such a
good shot
self could
WIT.
have
"
Sir, I
hit the
"
Praxaspes,
mark
Herod,
iii.
34, 35.
332.
Darius
would take
to eai their
Nothing, they
said,
this
custom,
do so
?
!
who follow
and whose answer was made known
to
burn
interpreter,
their fathers
The)% shocked
at such
" Say
Thus custom
it
to
certain Indians,
same Greeks by an
would take
they
they died
Thereupon he asked
to the
not!"
proposal,
it
what they
when they
is
died
exclaimed,
everything, and
333-
speeches, that
wants
said in assembly,
"Why waste
"Bag
a word?
GREEK
WIT.
loi
flour l""
Herod,
for.
46.
iii.
334-
then in slavery.
"am
he was
till
who was
you well?"
for
making
Ibid.
1 2,0.
335.
He
and
ing them.
When
in.
Mceandrius
of
them
himself,
as
said,
Cleomenes went
"I
to
to the ephors
many
for yourself as
to accept
any of the
and
them
into trouble if
citizens,
said to
them
"
GREEK
I02
WIT.
make
some
either myself or
Herod,
148.
iii.
336.
time, he
to persecute
was persuaded
name
Prudence.
to carry out
his
being obtained, he
said
to
and
him,
*'
promise
Sink Miss
to
keep
Herod,
iv.
off
154.
337-
The
When
is
bom,
the relations
many miseries
it
sit
round
it
and be-
and
delight, because
ills,
and
is
now
he
is
released from so
quite happy.
many
Ibid. V. 4.
GREEK
WIT.
103
great importance,
Then
sums of money
to induce
him
to join in invading
" Father,
fifty talents,
if
As
the offer
Aristagoras gave up
all
and
Herod,
to the cause.
v. 51.
338.
It
magistrates
effect
who can
encourage
"Those
it."
Plut. Reg.
el Liip.
5.
339.
shame
its
had
evils
Ibid.
1 5.
GREEK
I04
WIT.
340.
The same
from a
declared that a
madman
man
in
a rage differed
Plut. Reg.
et
Imp. Apph.,
Maj.
Cat.
16.
341.
The same
influence,
that
told the
young men,
in praising
so an adversary
to flight
moral
to fight bravely,
the Sword,
Ibid. 23.
342.
The younger
Scipio,
degraded a young
man from
it
On
on the table
for
reply: "It
is
Ibid. Scip.
Min.
11.
343-
a young
said to
GREEK
him
" Yes,
'tis
WIT.
I05
but a
Roman
than in his
Plut.
left."
Ibid. Scip.
Min.
i8.
344.
When
called out
wonder
said
fain kill
me
first,
for as
Rome
cannot
if
"No
would
fall
while
Rome
falls."
Ibid. 23.
345Caecilius Metellus,
being advised
to
attack
you
will be
Met.
I.
346.
coat of mine
and burn
knew my
"
secrets, I
would take
off
it
Ibid. 2.
it."
347-
The
lifetime,
was
"And thank
the
GREEK
io6
WIT.
Plutarch,
Scipio."
Met.
Ibid. Ccec.
3.
348.
Caius Marius,
a host of
"You
will
purchase
it
have
to get
"Then,"
with blood."
said the
blood
is
men,
still
thirst."
Ibid.
Marius,
4.
349-
presented a thousand
citizenship in
men
of
reward of their
who
"he
could
350.
who were
it
flying before
troops
seem
who were
to the
really in
enemy
headlong
to
be leading
flight.
Ibid.
Lut. Cat.
GREEK
WIT.
I07
351.
When
is
more unsuited
to
to old age to
be luxurious, than
youth to be a commander."
Plut.
Ibid.
Cn. Pomp.
10.
352.
all
the
As
said,
year round
'
'
be said that
some one
his
I'll
liad."
it
if
Never mind
is
easily to
be
Ibid. II.
353.
{Ram\ who
man
In
this
called Crius
GREEK
loS
WIT.
On
learning
it,
'
exclaimed,
on your horns,
'
him
his
name, and on
store for
Herod,
you."
vi. 50.
much gold
take "as
person in one
as
he could carry
to
on his
Alcmseon
to the treasury."
visit
off
Then he
could find.
dust,
and
crammed
first
set to
mouth
as full as
him coming
it
it,
and
could be.
he
of gold-
and
then
next, he
powdered
he
filled his
lastly,
When
Croesus saw
made him a
largest boots
work at a heap
present of as
355-
GREEK
bawling
for
the
WIT.
109
3.
356.
him he had
told
testimony than
is
because
my
credit exceeds
my
eloquence."
Ibid. 5.
357-
When
at
Pharsalus,
still
seven eagles
Cicero
with them,
if
were
observed,
we were but
^^i^- ^9-
358.
Slander
is
is
it
implies two
doubly wronged.
who
slanderer does a wrong in accusing one
a wrong
not present, and the listener also does
The
is
any
full
knowledge.
present
Again, the person slandered, not being
is
when the accusation is brought against him,
GREEK
no
wronged
in
first
WIT.
in being believed
by the other
to
be bad,
Herod,
lo.
vii.
359.
rich
snob came
to Athens,
would
to
and
his jewelleiy,
which he imagined
of his conceit.
So whenever
wrestling-schools he elbowed
of servants,
killed in
bath-room
them with
"I am afraid
I don't see
crowd
of getting
peace in the
why we want
Another,
of soldiers here."
is
his
not speak-
Unwilling
a regiment
remarking on his
" Spring flowers are
"Whence came
peacock?"
" Perhaps these are mamma's dresses." The
coming now."
this
his
like jokes
were made
left
lessons read to
Athens a wiser
him
man by having
life
in public.
LuciAN, Nigrin.
i.
such
p. 52.
GREEK
WIT.
Ill
360.
Megabyzus, being
at
"Then,"
he,
said
at the time,"
361.
upper Greece,
by
it,
people to
temples,
of Abdera,
make a
Mega-
expense
and
to render
him a
breakfast as well,
we must
to
either leave
362.
Xerxes, on
being
shown
the
narrow rocky
GREEK
112
WIT.
him
in time, since he
now saw
to
dam up
^^'ater.
Herod,
vii.
130.
363-
When
in
them
thrust
them
into
a water-tank,
to take earth
to the king.
Ibid, 133.
364-
Xerxes,
when he was
at
down
advisers, regarding
to capture them,
Xerxes asked,
them
But
"To
and waited
"What
is
wrong
we,''''
are these
"
?
the
His
men doing
"
And
What
GREEK
WIT.
113
365.
manded a
fleet
on the
made
capture, she
galley,
and sank
who com-
Xerxes
at Salamis,
trireme.
To escape
side of
it
When
to escape.
exploit,
he
"My
366.
Perdiccas,
serf,
lived
as a
Upper Macedon.
This he consented to
you deserve."
So
" That
who
But
"
GREEK
114
the
omen
WIT.
of possession was
fulfilled in his
Herod,
becoming
137.
viii.
367.
when he
Xerxes,
fled
from Greece,
Mardo-
left
aware of
this,
Pau-
donius.
they would
as
When
this
have
called
generals
and
at
said,
who
with
Mar-
set out,
prepare a Spartan
to
Laughing heartily
his
for
silver tables
done
the
'
'
contrast,
he
Gentlemen, I
all this
At
first
shown him,
GREEK
WIT.
"Let
us go,
I'm afraid
boy
115
we have
to all
last to his
who
servant
but an hin.'"
xiv. 14.
369-
One
Zoilus,
crates,
was an
who took
of Amphipolis,
ill-conditioned
pleasure
in
a pupil of Poly-
and cynical
always abusing
fellow,
people.
evil
cannot do them
evil,
much
370.
some presents
many hand-
Xanthippe
was delighted with them, and begged him to take
them.
"No!"
said
Mvccvoiir
371.
On
giver,
Xanthippe,
took
it
who was
out of the
GREEK
ii6
and
of
it.
said,
it
WIT.
*'
372.
Anaxarchus,
on
being
an
with
expedition
there
was no
furniture
fire-wood, threw
where
in a spot
away
camp-
his
faggots.
On
order to
warm
himself,
made
going,
fire
When
warm
and gave
double
373*
observing
Socrates,
that
Antisthenes
always
made
said,
"Do
yours to us."
Ibid. 35.
"-
GREEK
WIT.
IT7
374-
A
fish
gluttonous
man stopped
self
with
at a
servant to go in and
all
last,
buy
him-
feeling
he told his
it.
"Then," he
"
At
said,
the sweeter."
Aelian, Var.
Hist. x. 9.
375-
When
match.
his teeth
his antagonist, he
him
had received.
the injury he
Ibid. x. 19.
376.
A
"
away
your followers
all
whereas
can draw
please, but
you can
said the
if I
them
all
down
hill,
is
familiar to few.
Ibid. xiii. 31.
GREEK
ii8
made two
same subject
one
WIT.
to please the
statues of the
multitude,
former, he
suggested
When
by
visitors
the
In the
art.
alteration that
was
"an improvement."
as
which you
The
other
find so
mine'''
is
much
fault with, is
Aelian, Vai\
your work.
Hist. xiv. 8.
378.
Socrates
used to
say,
"Archelaus,
king
of
by
his
men
Macedonia
to
see
sensible
to
is
are caught."
379.
GREEK
having laid by money
WIT.
in his
119
is
and
Aelian, Var.
dead."
when one
380.
in a small
shop,
to
him,
"So
are you
Why, your
to
be seen in a shop,
master, the
common
people,
381.
Pittacus used to praise working at a mill, be-
cause
it
allowed
many changes
of exercise in a
Ibid. vii. 4.
small space.
382.
certain
athletics, said
he
make him
sit
Ibid.
GREEK
I20
WIT.
383.
Aristotle,
when he
left
of his departure,
" Because
Athenians to make
phy
"
Athens
ttuo
being
for fear of
the cause
Hist.
iii.
36.
384.
it
was absurd
to
into each
have two
steer-
command
most important
to all
who was
385.
how
to
make
his
wine
for it."
2.
386.
GREEK
"You," he
dicus, a vocalist.
a great
art,
and
IVIT.
am
12X
said,
"are small
in
Aelian, Var.
Hist.
iv. 2.
387.
Socrates, poor as he was,
genes as a luxurious
tage," he said,
when you
"and
man
388.
Zeuxis,
without the
to visit her.
exhibited
To
tease
it
him
for his
"The
his picture
Courtesan."
Ibid. 12.
389.
little, is
"A man
who
is
not con-
390.
Aristotle, wishing to cure
wrote thus
" An^er
is
an emotion that
is
not
felt
"
GREEK
122
towards
inferiors,
As you have no
but
WIT.
rather against
Aelian, Var.
your wrath."
superiors.
fit
Hist.
object of
yX\. ^^.
391.
Socrates,
proud of his
estate,
had found
own
it,
When
Attica.
he
for his
fields."
"Then,"
Alcibiades.
no part of the
Ibid.
earth.
iii.
28.
392.
man without
guile, as a fish
is
as hard to find a
without a backbone."
Ibid. X. 12.
393-
man
of Sybaris,
accompanying
his
pupil,
severely reproved
found on the
boy," he
and
ate
said, as
it
he snatched
himself.
it
GREEK
WIT.
123
394.
Parrhasius, the painter,
was defeated
test at
Samos by a
rival artist
skill.
The
was
subject
but
in a con-
little inferior in
Ajax contending
inscribed,
When
little for
Telamon
one
*
'
do sym-
ix.
11.
395-
"my nature
has a leak in
Ibid. 27.
it."
396.
When Alexander
lute.
'
'
would rather
For the one
Ibid. 38.
lays.
397-
Plato
strangers,
was
lodging
at
Olympia
and conversation.
He
said not a
with
some
his affability
GREEK
124
WIT.
them
When
that his
name was
visit at
way
let
that they
were encouraged
they paid
to say,
"
him a
Now
do
Socrates
have
take us to the
the honour
With
lecture."
am
Plato.
he."
and
Academy
wonted
his
They were
quite
he
smile,
amazed
we may
that
hearing him
of
benefit
"
replied,
him
to find
so
customary course of
Aelian, Var.
Hist.
iv. 9.
398.
An
mind
came
of grand
to
Alexander
Mount Athos
man
superior to painted
in
into
one hand a
It is quite
follies
of one king.
"but pray
enough that
The
it
let
" It
is
he
a bold
Mount Athos
GREEK
WIT.
T25
be so
shall
many
me, but of
portraits, not of
Plutarch, De
deeds."
ii.
my
2.
399.
me a
little flour
and
Aelian,
happiness."
400,
hog
(or sea-urchin),
money was
not
hedge-
like a
Ibid, 14.
401.
Themistocles,
boy
he said to his
slave.
to find
'
Here's
'
" Pick
Ibid.
it
xiii.
up,
39.
402.
When
made
to
com-
among
their citizens.
"
It is
parricide,
but there
is
this
GREEK
126
difference
we Thebans
WIT.
Plutarch,
Reg.
et
to Orestes."
15.
403-
when about
by
his
re-
Alcibiades,
marking that
it
away
be tried
to
off,
when he might
as easily
Ibid. Alcib. 5.
404.
young men."
riddle of
was
sitting
It
oracle that he
happened
that
he
whom he addressed
"Have we got anything?"
One
catch,
we
away."
leave
what we don't
" What we
catch,
that the
we cany
man re-
third
day
Proclus, Chresiom. A.
2.
"
GREEK
WIT.
127
405.
An
payment
The uncle
for instruction.
in
were
still
in his possession,
have
7iot
scamp
neighbourhood "
!
"but
My
taught him.
in the
still
if
worse.
My charge,
to
me he
therefore,
he has imbibed
practise it."
for philosophy,
LuciAN, Herniotim.
i.
p. 825.
406.
One Thesmopolis,
dog Myrtle
careful, take
my
and look
!
dear
little
after her,
The poor
thing
is
GREEK
128
own
to
mistress,
my
on journeys.
WIT.
So pray be very kind
little
pet !"
The
'
'
under his mantle, put her head out from under his
and whined
his face
finally
it
i.
p. 692.
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