COSTAMBAR: Yenny’s Market Catamaran Beach Bar EI Carey Costambar Library Pedro's Bar & Restaurant La Otra Shorky’s Sam's @ Loase Resort PUERTO PLATA Big Lee's Beach Bor Tropical Bar Supermercado Jose Luis RUSA Money Exchange Page 3 - A horse of a different colour! What To Do This Month Page 7 - Dear Diary! LAS ROCAS Definitely Not The News Page 8 - What Confucius didn't say! Los Tres Cocos The Rainy Day Page Page 12 - Till death do us part! ‘COFRESI Useful Telephone Numbers Ocean World Marina Classified Ads Dect Earodam | Jamie Dees azure Sam-Epm ‘And Lots More Fun Stuff! Dec 10 | Carnival Victory | 9am-5pm: Decl AID Avite | Sameipm Dees ‘Azure ‘Bam-Spm ‘Dec 2i_| Carnival Valor | 10am-5pm Bec 22 | Carnival Splendor | 9am-Spm a Dec2s | Carnival Glory | Sam-Spm. ‘Dee 29 | Carnival Sunshine | 10am-5pm Dee 30 Azure Decal FULL MOON DECEMBER 25Costambar Monthly page 2 WHAT TO DO ed Los Tres Cocos in Las Rocas invites you to try something different. They will be serving Special Menus on December 24th and December 31st. Call 809-993-4503 for details. Fine dining at it’s best! At The Catamaran on Costambar Beach you'll find great food at great prices enjoyed with a million dollar view! Enjoy a relaxing breakfast on the beach. Every day they have Power Hour with 3X1 cuba libres from 6-7pm. Their food never disappoints! WIFI ZONE!!! The Jolly Lobster Seafood Lounge is available for dining until 9:30pm with reservations only. Please reserve by 6pm! Big Lee’s Beach Bar on the Malecon has fantastic food at affordable prices! Amazing Fish & Chips, big juicy burgers and yummy sandwiches. Kitchen now open 9:30pm to 11:00pm. Live Music ever Friday starting at 4pm! December 4th & 18th they have Denver and December 11th it’s Ken & MonaLissa! December 25th they are closed, Karaoke with DJ Marilyne ‘on December 5th & 19th! Kevin & Patricia invite you to El Carey Restaurant - where you can enjoy the beach your way!! Every day 2 cuba/santo libres for RDS$100 from 5-7pm. Lobster empanadas are back! The best burger in town, Kevin’s homemade Mamajuana and fresh made Pina Coladas! On Saturdays & Sundays they are serving Rice & Beans. Yummy ground beef ‘empanadas! This month they introduce ‘El Diablo’ Burgers! Do you dare? Pedro’s Bar & Restaurant has a full menu including Pedro’s Famous Cordon Bleu. Fridays 4-6pm they have cocktail specials. WIFI Zone! Tropical Bar on the Malecon has over 20 types of Belgian beer and 8 sports channels! They serve a variety of food and tapas and every Friday have karaoke - including Dutch songs! Wednesdays get 3 crepes for RD$100 with real Belgian sugar & syrup. Daiquiris on special every Thursday - buy 2 get the 3rd one free! Fresh new meal specials all the time - pass by and check them out! And relax in comfy new lounge furniture! Over 30 different types of beer for you to try! Try the famous Belgian Bicky Burger!!! La Otra has darts every Sunday night! Roast chickens every day! They will have a special Christmas Dinner on December 24th. They would love to host your next event - from baptism to bachelor parties to weddings. Sharky’s Food & Drink has something for you to enjoy every day but Monday. Tuesday to Saturday from 4:30-7:30pm they have Happy Hour with 2X1 Brugal Anejo drinks. Tuesdays they have 7 different types of Mojitos for you to try at only RDS150 each! Wednesdays are 10% off Wing Night! Thursdays are 10% off Tequila and Tex Mex food! Fridays they have Live Music and Saturdays it’s Friends & Family night! On Sunday they NFL Live on 3 Ts!! Sam’s Bar & Grill at Loase Resort invites you to stop by for Leslie’s great food - fish & chips, fajitas, curry & more! Zumba Fitness with Gabi Kozdroj starting December 20th at 10am. Syl’s Place will be open on December 24th at 6pm for Christmas Dinner. Reservations only and paid by December 17th. Don’t miss Josie’s famous Christmas Quiz on December 17th! MERRY Petty PNCostambar Monthly page 3 A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbour suggested that she shorten the tail of one horse, which worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. The second horse's tail tore in the same place THE JOLLY LOBSTER and looked exactly like the other horse's tail. Our blonde friend WISHES YOU ‘was stuck again. A MERRY CHRISTMAS! The neighbour then suggested that she paint a pink circle on the ear of one horse, which worked fine until it washed off in the rain. Once again, our blonde friend couldn't tell the two horses apart. ‘The neighbour then suggested that she measure the horses for height. When she did that, the blonde was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one, ao WE HAVE SERIOUS BUYERS COSTAMBAR Real Estate _ !NQUIRING DAILY ABOUT Specialist for the Amber Coast PROPERTIES IN COSTAMBAR. YOUR PROPERTY COULD BE THEIR CHOICE!! Call 829-898-0607 to list your property www.costambar-realestate.com info@costambar-realestate.com COSTAMBAR Construction No job to small or to big! Call 829-898-0607 Email klaasdomrep@gmail.comCostambar Monthly page 4 7 ME PEDRO'S ccentionca Stay © *""10:30am-9pm. ‘PAR 2 RESTAURANT Closed Sundays 809-970-7786 December 1st and December Sth Regular hours Tuesday to Friday Begin December 10th Galle Juan Bosch 60, Puerto Plata e@ 6yl’S Place > 809 848 9009 calle Prireipal ust past the fermacia YOU REMEMBER“THIS!!:_ Eapemaeaie ‘The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company, He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, Perel E ee Coe al sf gon ould have a conversation with any person ea and we a) all the The blonde quickly responded, "The living one." dogs that were excited elm Mem ale Mm) re CHARO’S RIBS eb AVAILABLE THURSDAYS Call 809-970-7429 Or 809-387-5532 ic) tee wed going. WINGS & PULLED PORK SANDWICHES JAVAILABLE FRIDAYS Call 829-794-3606Costambar Monthly page 5 DARTSsTOURNAMENT, frtiages conn BRAND'NEW BOARD gies cy cr | lee ¥ N47. 5 pe TSS OTe |. DECEMBER 24TH GOOD PRICE! FAMILY STYLE! Los Tres Geos INTERNATIONAL GOURMET, CUISINE & AUSTRIAN SPECIALTIES.Costambar Monthly page 6 A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her blonde friend from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size. "Buffy" she said, "How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?" "Ten" eaid Buffy, So the blonde bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover. "Buffy," she said, “I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I've got 2 leftover!” "Yes," said Buffy. "So did 1" PGP E/ Carey AO WELCOME [KEVIN & PATRICIA’S EL CAREY Where you can enjoy the beach your way! ea Bi Ce al) eet lOpen Dec 31 at 6pm. Closed January tet The Best in Town! Calle Reina Isabel, Costambar, Pucrto Plata CLOSED MONDAYS. and found her sobbing convulsively. "feel terrible,” she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers." "Forget it." consoled her husband. "Remember that I bought an extra pair of pants for that suit.” "Yes, and it's lucky for you that you did," said Jan, rua Ber 6 AND 1 ALSO KNOW, a N) December Sth & 19th THAT 1 MOT BLOMDE. i Featuring Du Marilyne Ms & Karaoke Tropical Seer JALWAYS A GREAT TIMEW!|Costambar Monthly page 8 CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY THESE! HAVING RUST PROBLEMS?| san who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like epider web, leads to undoit Rust No Peeronate iss, like epider web, leads to undoing More™ Lady who goe ing must beware of evil Rusty Metal Primer iy Who goes camping rm are oF intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's’ leg will not find nuts. ————— a Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. steel, galvanized metal, zine. aluminum. Man who eats many prunes get good run for “Un oF previously painted surfaces. money, ae auphierse/ pene pomenant AoE War does not determine who is right, it ‘converting paint primer. = Can overcoat with all different types determines who is left. fof paint - no restrictions. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at = Needs No sanding oF deglossing. night + fe a self etching primer that “biees™ ight. into a painted surface, It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one + Ieaunigue I-step process. screw to fill it eras Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. = pjmer Pee bea Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. From tnetr wensie (at a ESOC | Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs, 2016 APC Election, Monday February 8 Full Details available at the APC office ‘The 2016-17 APC Board of Directors will be elected on February 8, 2016 The Board shall consist of President, Vice President, Secretary, Treasurer and up to § Members (Vocals). Candidates must specify which positions they will run for. Nomination deadline is Noon, January 15". You must be a property owner and APC member able to fulfil the duties for a 2-year term. Must be available in person for meetings held between January and April Voters must be an APC member, property owner or co-owner, business owner - or a designated representative of a Corporation that owns property in Costambar. Maintenance fees must be paid in full by Noon, Friday, January 28th, 2016 All residents of Costambar who have registered their e-mail address with APC will receive a copy of the Election procedure. There will be an Absentee E-Mail Ballot for eligible voters. The Election Committee will call a Membership meeting on Saturday, January 16th to inform voters of the procedures. ‘A Meet the Candidates event will be held Saturday, January 23rd, 2016. Time and Location will be e-mailed and posted at the Library and APC office. Ifyou are interested in running for any position on the board, please contact Bethania at the APC office 809-970-7877 or one of the election committee members: Ann Walsh, Glen Pearce, Elena Rego, and Judy Palmer Thank you, The Election CommitteeCostambar Monthly page 9 ember Pre Ciconaed JET Ketel ooh tren nthe Co Dogs cits ro is highly cetagios and you e cre bie bap ou dag seeossercouur vasa fo cw pling hem a ik, Saturday December 19 at 6pm Las Rocas by Klaus f ‘ 2: Turkey Dinner RDS700 , Filet Mignon RDS600 Pork Medallions RD$500 Mistletoe Kissing Booth 50/50 Draw & Other Prizes BOXING DAY BINGO ON THE BEACH! Saturday December 26 at 3:30" @EQEE Caesarina’s Beach Bar Eeuese (beside E Corey) - _ COSTAMBAR DERBY!!! -—— Coming January 23rd F go) Create your best hat! Place your bets! Lots of prizes & specials & fun! Poison Antidote Kits Available!! RDSIS00 IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, SET THEM FREE. IF THEY COME BACK NOBODY ELSE. WANTED THEM EITHER! PROCEEDS BENEFIT BLANCO’S KIDS At La Cenica Restaurant (formerly El Portal) Just outside Costambar Gate Donations of clothes, shoes, jewelry, housewares, games, toys, and decorative art are appreciated, and can be left in boxin jit front of Don Diego, Apt. 28, a or call Frederica at 829-308-4854. MARK YOUR CALENDARS! 5TH ANNUAL ARTS & CRAFTS HOW & SALE IN AID OF BLANCO’S KIDS SATURDAY FEBRUARY 6TH |Costambar and area artists and crafters are invited to contact Archange at 809-970-7437 lor Judith at 809-970-7276 for more details. |All art and craft lovers are invited to attend! VETERAN’S CHRISTMAS FOOD & TOY DRIVE tions of canned good and other non- sms from now until December 23rd!! ‘Also collecting TOYS FOR TOTS! Os @pRives DROP OFF LOCATIONS Big Lee's Beach Bar on the Malecon Simmnny Puerto Plata Veteran's Liason Office (MELIVA) 26 calle Prof, Juan Bosch across from BHD Bank Santiago Veteran's Liason Office (MELIVEA) 6 calle Puerto Rico, La EsmeraldaCostambar Monthly page 10 THE RAINY DAY PAGE SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 16 SUDOKU PUZZLES Fill in the missing numbers so every row, column and quadrant contains the number | through 9. CHRISTMAS TREE Find and circle all of the words that are hidden in the grid. ‘The remaining letters spell a hidden message TSTNESERPONLLAMSG TOPPERPINEWIHREOR OTEVITSEFCOGRERNE FR HCUTEQDHATAAE DoD TSIGTRGTTAILN os OFRHAANSSWYVRI ES MAGARTIFICIAL SE LEGNAEKCHRYGS T IINOQILTARBELEC T ETTTROTMAANSS I ALAASRERGAREE OFDRETLCCIHRE RI EEQYRYECFEG TULEECOINMSTL UOCTRNEAKNBAS TRNEATROISEEG ENTCRBMTARNYR ANGEL GARLAND REAL TOPPER ARTIFICIAL GIFTS SCENT ‘TRADITION BRANCHES GREEN —SETTINGUP_ TREE FARM CANDY CANES LARGE SKIRT TREE LOT CELEBRATION UGHTS SMALL ‘TRUNK DECEMBER NEEDLES SPRUCE WATER DECORATE ORNAMENTS STAND YEARLY DECORATIONS PINE STAR FESTIVE PRESENTS TAKING DOWN FRESH CUT PURCHASE TINSEL Across 7 iz = P| 1. Angry 5. Segment an G beginning 7..No longer in | | | | | | existence a Down 1. Merry | | | 2. Mark or stamp as paid 7 3. Belief or sentiment 4. VestCostambar Monthly page 11 Pe Aa tm AY Because rumour, gossip, hearsay and anecdotes are just sooo much more fun! LIES! DIRTY LIES!! This truck looks like it’s full of Bohemia beer to deliver \, to thirsty North Coast residents but don’t be fooled - the shortages continue. Although after months of only be able to get Jumbos, some places now have Grandes! And, while we are not revealing where, a few places have Pequefias too! Still most places are unable to find it even though patrons keep requesting it! ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! Some streets in Puerto Plata have been changed from 2 way to 1 way in wake of the improvements for the Carnival cruceristas. Most notably calle Camino Real from Manolo Tavares Justo up to Separacién and calle Antera Mota from the 27 de Febrero up to it’s end, These changes coupled with the ongoing, and seemingly endless, infrastructure work happening in the downtown have caused frustration and confusion for many. One long time local resident even got lost trying to get where he was going! aa BEAT THE LAST MINUTE —_ = RUSH! Just another reminder to get your car licence renewed soon. Deadline is January 8 but if you do it this month you are likely to not encounter any big Lineups and it will take minutes to do. Most locals will wait to the last minute so you have a good opportunity now to get in, get it done and get out. So get going. Refer to November’s CM for details. SES — THAR SHE BLEW! Well actually she didn’t blow. effects were so minimal here ‘TIS THE SEASON! Merky SMROSTMAS ‘AND THEN ALONG COMES MARY! The cruise ships keep ‘on coming and while some reports are about how good they are for the North Coast and some reports are about how bad they are for the North Coast one thing seemed to get everyone excited last month - the arrival of the Queen Mary 2! She regally cruised into port on November 22nd and many went out to see the majestic boat and use it as an excuse for a party! Even more ships are scheduled to arrive in Amber Cove this month and it ramps up even more for January! es vi ‘JJ WELL | LOVE A RAINY NIGHT! CM’S front page weather forecast for November caught a bit of flack from some locals. While many of us were extremely joyful and happy for the few rainy days and nights we had started to get, others were kind of curmudgeonly about it felt we hadn't received enough rain to be happy or hopeful. Well, we hope they are happier now because we are receiving lots of wonderful downpours and lots of beautiful rain showers and it has all been perfectly blended with cooler, fresher sunny days. Fingers crossed our whole rainy season continues in this perfect balance! . Hurricane Season 2015 is officially over and the in the Dominican Republic that I’m sure most people didn’t even remember we were in hurricane season. The lack of any “aa tropical storms left us suffering a severe drought and water shortages. CM wishes everyone the very best Christmas! Or the very best whatever holiday you may be celebrating! Whether you are toasty and warm under a palm tree with a pifia colada or toasty and warm by the fire with a rum and eggnog we hope your holiday is magical!Costambar Monthly page 12 Health Insurance Available Through “International Residents Club” NEW RATES JANUARY 1, 2016 RD$1820 Includes Dental RD$2170 with Drugs (January payment with deposits RD$2300/RD$2730) FOR DETAILED INFO OR TO PAY Tuesday Dec 1 & Jan 5 Barcos, Malecon, Puerto Plata 59m Pedro's Bar, Costambar 6:30pm Or call Petra & Marcel Bahr 1-809-904-8535/809-543-2155 Professional MASSAGE 4 Therapeutic massage 4 Sport massage + Deep tissue 4 Trigger point massage + Lymph massage’ drainage + Relax massage NOW OFFERING LASER THERAPY! Home And Hotel Visits Tel: 829 549 9516 Email: plokkie@hotm: If you have ever had to deal with a major corporation's customer service then you will really appreciate this. ‘My aunt died this past November. The Bank billed her for December and January for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge..the balance had been $0.00... now was somewhere around $60.00) Iplaced the following phone call to Bank: Me; "I am calling to tell you that she died in November.” Bank: “The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.” Me: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.” Bank "Since it is two months past due, it already has been" Me: "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?" Bank "Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the credit bureau..maybe bothl" Me: "Do you think God will be mad at her?" Bank: "excuse me .?* Me: "Did you just get what I was telling you... the part about her being dead?" Bank: "You'll have to speak to my supervisor!” (Supervisor gets on the phone) Me: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in Novernber." Bank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.” Me: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?" Bank" (stammer)'... "Are you her lawyer?” Me: "No, I'm her great niece." (Lawyer info given...) Bank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?” Me: "Sure." ( Fax number is given ) (After they get the fax. ) Bank: "Our system just isn't set up for death." Me:"Oh.." Bank: “I don't know what more I can do to help.." Me: "Well.. if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her..1 suppose... don't really think she will care...” Bank: "Well.the late fees and charges do still apply.” Me: "Would you like her new billing address?" Bank: "That might help.” Me: (Odessa Memorial Cemetery #345 Hwy 129, and plot number 744 given) Bank: “That's a cemetery!” Me; "What do you do with dead people on your planet?l"Costambar Monthly page 13 An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place” So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in, Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. ‘One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake, He should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'l sue." Satan laughs uproariousty and answers, "Yeab, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" JUAN|DIREGTION ATTENTION BOATERS! NOW AVAILABLE! Blue Water Antifouling Paint Ablative and hard Also Topside paint and varnish All at U.S. Prices! Call 809-449-1819 or Email drcigarman@yahoo.com For details and orders BLUE WATER’ MARINE PAINT Beautiful lot just a couple of minutes from the Star Market in Puerto Plata. 750 square metres, quiet road, nice neighbourhood. Mountain view and harbour views. Spectacular view of the city lights at night. CALL PHOTO MIKETo: All ATLANTIC HILLS | Fron tice Resources ECO FARM RE lave As a result of the reduction of money for department areas, we are Homegrown, Young, Organic Lamb | forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, Grass Fed Sheep older employees will be asked to go on early retirement, thus TENDER SWEET MEAT FOR CHRISTMAS! permitting the retention of the younger people who represent our 6 long rib for rack of lamb future, Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the Back hind leg in bone end of the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into Shoulder leg in bone effect immediately. Half lamb ‘This program will be known as SLAP (Sever Late-Aged Personnel). Whole lamb Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look ORDERS TAKEN - SUPPLY LIMITED! | for jobs outside the company. SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes lace. Spanish 829-603-9747 This phase of the program is called SCREW (Survey of Capabilities English 629-696-7135 of Retired Early Workers), All employees who have been SLAPPED or SCREWED may file an appeal with the upper management. ‘This is called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following ‘Termination). Under the terms of the new policy, an employee may be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED as many times as the company deme appropriate. If an employee follows the above procedures, he/she will be entitled to get HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or CLAP (Combined Lump eum Assistance Payment). After getting HERPES or CLAP employees will no longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the company. Management wishes to assure the younger employees who remain Se MUCMEeT eee on board that the company will continue its policy of training employees through our Special High Intensity Training (SHIT). This company takes pride in the amount of SHIT our employees receive. Just Neil We have given our employees more SHIT than any company in this * JU al area. If any employee feels they do not receive enough SHIT on the ladies you are invited! job, see your immediate supervisor. Grand Opening December 9 at 2pm! ‘YOUR SUPERVISOR IS SPECIALLY TRAINED TO MAKE SURE YOU Free demo in nail design | RECEIVE ALL THE SHIT YOU CAN STAND. & eyelash compactior Over 20 years experience in Germany in gel & acrylic Men - | have your Christmas solution! Get your lady a Just Ni Gift Certificate! Calle Almirante #4 [costamber, Puerto Plata Irina 829-727-684 ES H.R. DepartmentCostambar Monthly page 15 Here Are 30 Things You Can Say to Both A Toddler and Your Drunk Friend: 1. You can't nap here. You need to go to your bed. We don’t eat food from strangers. We never touch our private parts in public. We pee in toilets, not in the street. Chew with your mouth closed. Keep your fingers out of your nose. Iam not playing that song again. We have heard it 1S times. Put on your pants. Don't put that in your mouth. It's not nice to stare. Yes, those are boobies, but we don't touch those, 11, Tknow, couch is a funny word. 12, You have to eat all your food. 13, Stop looking at me like that. 14, I'm going to tell your father. 15. We need to use our "inside" voice. 16. Please keep your hands to yourself. 17. Don't point, it's rude, 18. Please qo back and wash your hands. 19, Do you really think whining will get you ‘what you want? 20. Please hold my hand in the parking lot.I don't want you to get hit by a car. 21, Idon't have any more money, Please stop asking. 22. 1know I said you could have ice cream, but it's too late now. 23. Please don't roll around in the grass, you are going to get your clothes dirty. 24. Tam not going to ask you to sit down again. sit DOWN. 28. Please don't ack me if we're almost there. 1 will tell you when we get there. 26. Do you need to sit in my lap? 27. Ineed you to use nice words. 28. We don't hit. Hitting is bad. 29. Why are you holding yourself? Do you need to pee? 0. Itold you to sit here. Why did you leave? You have to tell me when you're going somewhere. NOBAWS SOR OPEN DAILY (INCLUDING HOLIDAYS) Mon-Sat 8am-10pm_ Sundays 8am-8pm Ean Mee IioMeestost ya Delivery, Service Available! Calle Principal; Costambar (justiinside the gate) 809-970-3028 QUALITY DOMINICAN m CIGARS!!! BUY DIRECT AT FACTORY PRICES! DELIVERED TO YOUR HOTEL CALL THE CIGAR MAN 1-809-449-1819 SANTO MERCADO MERCADO RENT-CAR a Prices from US$30! QO ORL pe T ET TFT cadorentcar@gmail.com Puerto fare) Bre oe ee iececens Doritos and a beer. TeenaCostambar Monthly page 16 COSTAMBAR MONTHLY AD RATES| YOU KNOW YOU ARE The Best Value for your Advertising Peso! FFECTIVE NOVEMBER 2015, ‘APPROX. SIZE|_PRICE/MONTH FULL PAGE $3700 1/2 PAGE SxS" OR AKIO") ROS2I00 1/aPAGE xs" | _-aogiis0 1/8 PAGE rg ROSESO BUSINESS CARD AD RDSS20 ‘CUSTOM SIZE/SHAPE ADS Contact Us for a Quote Contact Us 809-970-7507/809-449-1820 costambarmonthly@yahoo.ca www.costambarmonthly.com ‘When you know that this chicken is finger lickin’ good! {aplatanado means you've become native) SOLUTIONS TO PUZZLES ON PAGE 10 T= ===IRT—=?7 [E[GRT ols) = © aoa Oo S[E([C|TIIJOIN TERN Es TIN] E;TI PAIL VIP MoMe E/X|T] I IN|C]T BEGINNER INTERMEDIATE 2\8\9 65/4 5\1\4 B\7\2 HIDDEN MESSAGE iS +32 THE TRADITION OF HAVING A 3lal7 aeT1 CHRISTMAS TREE ORIGINATED alslt 71219 IN GERMANY ie wk se we 4/7/\6 9/1\|5 - ? - 1/3/2 2\6\8 ce Ce bos saltCostambar Monthly page 17 PSYCHIATRIST VS. BARTENDER CLEAR FIBERGLASS Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So went to a ay 3 GALLON shrink and told him: “T've got problems. Every time I PROPANE CYLINDER TANK go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm IDEAL FOR BOATS ‘scared, | think I'm going crazy.” ‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the ONLY RD$2300 shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we Tanks & valves are brand new should be able to get rid of those fears” Made in the USA “How much do you charge?” Always know how much gas you get or have left! “"Bighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor. Lightweight & rustproof! “Tl sleep on it,” I said. CALL COLIN AT 809-449-1819 Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked. You're not drunk “Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a ‘year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for H $10.00 was co happy to have saved al that until you have to money that I went and bought me a new piclp grab erate tile) grass “Is that 90?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and to keep from how, may I ask did a bartender cure you?” “He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody “ falling off the eart under there now.” It's always better to get a second opinion. VIVERO MAIMON & GREEN THUMB aping/Gardening/Maintenance PEO Cy Uae Cee gC Lh BEST PRICES ON THE Carretera PP-Imbert NORTH COAST! ST a tig ) Ga art ae eee ‘ Tey ea ype OPEN Pt ley al BENS CrCostambar Monthly page 18 FOR RENT Halfway house for long term rent in Costambar. Very private, quiet despite central location, 1 min. to the beach, private parking. Big furnished apartment with one bedroom. Little pool, garden. 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