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COURSE NOTES ON
ENGLISH DIDACTICS
CAHUL 2012
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
INTRODUCTION..3
I. ON DIDACTICS AND ENGLISH METHODOLOGY
DIDACTICS-THE GENERAL THEORY ON THE
EDUCATIONAL PROCESS5
TYPES OF COMPETENCES...7
THE CONTENT OF FOREIGN LANGUAGE TEACHING
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THE PRINCIPLES OF FOREIGN LANGUAGE
TEACHING13
II. FOREIGN LANGUAGE TEACHING METHODS
TRADITIONAL METHODS.20
COMMUNICATIVE METHODS..27
INNOVATIVE METHODS33
III.STUDYING LANGUAGE SYSTEM
TEACHING LISTENING.40
TEACHING SPEAKING..46
TEACHING READING53
TEACHING WRITING.57
TEACHING PRONUNCIATION.63
TEACHING VOCABULARY..65
TEACHING GRAMMAR.71
TEACHING WITH VIDEO..81
BIBLIOGRAPHY.94
APPENDIX95
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INTRODUCTION
Didactics, according to Comenius is the art of teaching
others employing various strategies that derive from a
branch of it-called Methodology.
Methods of teaching a foreign language is understood
as a body of scientifically tested theory concerning the
teaching of foreign language in schools and other
educational institutions.
Teaching a foreign language is essentially different
from teaching many school subjects where students
(pupils) are required to memorize and apply factual
information.
Certainly, there is a body of knowledge to be acquired
about language-facts, about grammar, vocabulary and
pronunciation - and there is a place for conscious learning.
However, this is just a part of what a successful
language teacher and learner does.
The present course of lectures deals with the study of
three main problems:
TYPES OF COMPETENCES
Communicative Area
1. linguistic competences require the learning of the
linguistic system of a language together with its levels of
communication(phonetic, grammatical, lexical, stylistic).
The role of metalanguage ( formation rules, definitions,
linguistic terms) is not emphasizes excepting the simplest
notions as gender, number, case, conjugation, etc that will
facilitate logical combination of linguistic phenomena with
a certain communicative situation. In other words the
linguistic competences are included in the learners lexical,
grammatical,
semantic,
phonetic
orthographic
competences.
2. communicative competences will demonstrate learners
ability to use the linguistic competences, to understand the
oral(comprehension, fluent, expressive, speedy, selective
reading) and written messages, to produce and reproduce
the oral and written messages based on the syllabus
material as well as on other situations.
a) Recepting oral messages:
1.1. identifying the general(global) meaning of an oral message,
presented clearly and at an average speed
1.2. eliciting specific information from a short oral message
1.3. defining a logical order of events in a short, clearly presented text.
1.4.following the speakers instructions appropriately
b) Recepting written messages:
3.1. identifying the type of text
3.2. identifying the global meaning of a message( silent reading)
3.3. extracting the main ideas from an unknown text
3.4. associating the information from a text with a set of pictures or a
picture
3.5. selecting ideas from a text and arranging them into an appropriate
scheme
c) producing written messages:
4.1.asking for and giving personal information
4.2. providing a complete and clear description of a person or event
4.3. providing a description of the students household duties
(according to a given plan)
Cultural Area
Social/multicultural competences show the learners
ability to acquire the knowledge, skills and attitudes
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Comparison Area
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Community Area
Civic competences(attitudinal and axiological) are
destined to self-evaluation and deepening. The foreign
language learning within this dimension will contribute to
the increase of toleration, altruism, condescension,
indulgence, responsibility for ones own opinions and
judgements, stimulating learners to aspire to a continuous
improvement of his knowledge and skills in a certain
domain.
1. identifying the ways of behaviour and speech acts which are related
to various communicative situations: at the library
2. identifying and respecting certain forms of written interaction
! The sample subcompetences were taken from the Moldovan
national Curriculum, the Vth grade compartment.
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2.
3.
The principle of durability.
This principle implies the ability of pupils to keep in
memory linguistic and language material they learn of ready
access. The pupils can use units of language and sentence
patterns, whenever they need them for oral and written
communication. The durability is insured by:
1.
Vivid presentation of the material when pupils are
involved in presentations. Their thinking and senses are at work.
2.
Constant revision or drill- pupils reproduce the
material and review it out of their auditory visual kinaesthetic
and motor analyses are at work.
3.
The use of the material on the part of the learners for
communication. Pupils read texts with various assignment to get
information through listening and reading they carry on
conversations within the topics:
4.
Systematic control.
5.
Constant supervision of pupils habits and skills on the
part of the teacher.
Under these conditions pupils keep the material longer in
their memory because it is constantly reviewed by them and
revised by the teacher.
4.
The principle of conscious approach.
Language learning comprises comprehension of a linguistic
phenomenon of language material usually by means of native
language or the arrangement of the material in sentence patterns
some elements which are singled out as teaching points. In all
cases pupils understand both: the form and content of the
material. They are to learn and they are aware of how they
should treat the material while performing various exercises the
aim of which is to develop habits and skills in using it. Such an
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fastest and most able learners are not frustrated by being held
back.
Individualisation in foreign language teaching is achieved:
1.
through the use of individual cards compiled by the
teacher who is aware of pupils ability.
2.
through the use of the programme, materials when
each pupil can work at his own pace.
3.
by special selection of exercises for each group of
pupils in class, bright, average and full.
4.
by the use of additional material
5.
by arranging pupils communication in the target
language so that each pupil can do his best as a participant of
different activities.
So in order to apply the principle of individualisation in a
foreign language the teacher should be familiar with the class
with its individuals.
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2.
Reading and writing are the major focus; little or no
systematic attention is paid to speaking or listening.
3.
Vocabulary selection is solely on the reading texts
used, and words are taught through bilingual word lists,
dictionary study and memorization. In a typical GrammarTranslation textbook the grammar rule are presented with their
translation equivalents, and translation exercises are presented.
4.
The sentence is the unit of reading and language
practice. Much of the lesson is devoted to translating sentences
into and out of the target language.
5.
Accuracy is emphasized, students are expected to
attain high standards in translation.
6.
Grammar is taught deductively- that is, by presentation
and study of grammar rules, which are then practiced through
translation exercises.
7.
The students native language is the medium of
instruction. It is used to explain new items and to enable
comparison to be made between the foreign language and the
students native language.
8.
Although the Grammar-Translation Method often
creates frustration for students, it makes few demands on
teachers. It is still used in situations where understanding literary
texts is the primary focus of foreign language.
b) The Direct Method
Gouin had been one of the first of the 19th century reformers
to attempt to build a methodology around observation of child
language learning, that is to naturalistic principles of studying a
language.
The principal characteristics of the Direct Method are:
1.
Classroom instruction was conducted exclusively in
the target language.
2.
Only everyday vocabulary and sentences were taught.
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3.
Oral communication skills were built up in a carefully
graded progression organized around question-and-answer
exchanges between teachers and students in small, intensive
classes.
4.
Grammar was taught inductively.
5.
New teaching points were introduced orally.
6.
Concrete
vocabulary
was
taught
through
demonstration, objects, and pictures, abstract vocabulary was
taught by association of ideas.
7.
Both speech and listening comprehension were taught.
8.
Correct pronunciation and grammar were emphasized.
These principles as seen in the following guidelines for
teaching oral language are still followed in contemporary Berlitz
schools:
- never translate: demonstrate.
- never explain: act.
- never make a speech: ask questions.
- never imitate mistakes: correct.
- never speak with single words: use sentences.
- never speak too much: make students speak much.
- never use the book: use your own lesson plan.
- never jump around: follow your plan.
- never go too fast: keep the pace of the students.
- never speak too slowly: speak normally
- never speak too quickly: speak naturally.
- never speak too loudly: speak naturally.
- never be impatient: take it easy.
In the Direct Method the four language skills are taught from
the beginning, but a special emphasis is placed on speaking.
Classes often start with the reading aloud of a specially graded
text which introduces the lessons vocabulary and grammatical
structural. Practice follows with exercises such as guided
conversation, where the teacher asks questions on the students
answer using full answers.
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Communicative Methods
No one can learn to communicate in a new language if he is
never allowed to make mistakes in it.
In late 60s there was seen a shift from the Audio-lingual
Method to Communicative language teaching. This shift evolved
partly as a result of studies carried out by the Council of Europe,
which began to identify the language needed in a variety of
social situations by someone immigrating to Common Market
countries. The studies sought to evaluate how language itself is
used, how native speakers of a language express themselves in
various situation. The studies had a major impact on the teaching
of English as a foreign language. Teachers and curriculum
designers began to look at content, at the kind of language
needed when greeting or shopping. The emphasis on form, on
explicitly learning grammar rules or practicing grammatical
patters, was downplayed in favour of an approach designed to
meet learners needs when using the language in daily
interaction. The table that follows shows some of the language in
daily interaction and some of the differences between Grammar
Translation, Audio-lingual and Communicative Language
Teaching.
A comparison of distinguishing features of three approaches
to language teaching
Grammar
Tr. Meth.
Grammar rules
Audiolingual Communic.
Method Lang. Learn.
Central
feature
Not
explained
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Explained when
Necessary
Meaningful
Not
Communication important
Pronunciation
Not
considered
Use of
Central
translation
feature
Sequencing of
Follows
lesson
linguistic
complexity
TeacherTeacherstudent
centred
Roles
Attitudes to
errors
Balance of
language skills
Limited
Central feature
Target
native-like
Forbidden
Target
Comprehensible
Used when
necessary
Follows
learners needs
Follows
linguistic
complexity
Teachercentred
Teacher
facilitates
student-tostudent
interaction
Accuracy
Accuracy
Errors part
emphasized emphasized of
Learning
Process
Reading
Listening
Skills taught
and
and
according to
writing
speaking
learners needs
emphasized emphasized
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and indefinite articles (take a/ the red rod) with the help
of the finger technique. At a later stage they can be used to
teach conditionals (If I had a red rod I would give it to
you).
The Silent way is designed to be used with small
groups of learners. Teachers using this method usually
undergo intensive training in its techniques and philosophy.
The usefulness of this method consists first, in the fact that
the knowledge the learners discover for themselves is
retained and owned in a more permanent and meaningful
way than are materials which have been packaged and only
require students to memorize them. Second, there is the
idea of peer coaching in a non-competitive environment.
Having presented the material, the teacher stands back and
lets his students experiment with the rules and generate talk
in English. The teachers role during this group work is to
make sure that the group atmosphere is open to the
contribution of all its members.
Suggestopedia
Suggestopedia is a method developed by the Bulgarian
psychiatrist educator Georgi Lozanov. Suggestopedia is a
specific set of learning recommendations derived from
Suggestology-a study concerned with the systematic study
of the nonrational and/or nonconscious influences that
human beings are constantly responding to. Lozanov
believes that the power of suggestion(learning a foreign
language successfully) is in desuggestion(lowering
students psychological barriers to learning). He has
developed the process of desuggestion which is designed
to promote a relaxed frame of mind and to convert learners
fear into positive energy and enthusiasm for language
learning. So before we suggest, we must desuggest a lot.
Distinguishing features:
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TEACHING LISTENING
Listening skills are very important in language learning
as we cannot develop speaking skills unless we also
develop listening ones; to have a successful conversation
learners must understand what is said to them. The
language may be also listened to while watching films,
listen to radio programs or while listening to foreign
visitors.
To develop this ability, learners need plenty of practice
in listening to English at a normal speed. In real life we
listen to a variety of things starting with radio and music
and finishing with lectures, talks, instructions, directions,
announcements, conversations, debates, stories, jokes,
sounds like footsteps, laughter, screaming, telephone rings,
etc.
Why do we listen? We may listen for information, for
pleasure, for feedback, attitudes, turn-taking, testing.
Listening involves more skills and these are: phoneme
discrimination, word recognition, identification of stress,
intonation, predict and infer the development of message,
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Partial text provided and students have to anticipate the next move or
outcome. What will Mrs. X say next? How will Mr. Y respond? How
will the story end?
Listen and correct
Students have a printed text which they alter to match the spoken
version.
Listen and write
Students take notes as they listen in order to prepare a summary or to
reach agreement as to what was said.
Listen and discuss
Using tape as information source for oral interaction
Deduction or assessment of information, problem-solving, etc.
Listen and react
Expressing value judgements. Students are asked to evaluate opinions
given or actions described on tape. For example: Did X do the right
thing?
Pre-Listening Activities
Pre-Listening is the period of time before the teacher
presses the button play on the tape- recorder or before the
material is read. The teacher must prepare very well if he
wants to hive students a listening task.
Mr. Underwood in Teaching Listening (1989)
suggests the following pre-listening activities:
-looking at pictures and talking about them;
-looking at a list of items/thoughts;
-making lists of possibilities/ideas, suggestions, etc.;
-reading a text;
-reading through questions (to be answered while
listening);
-labelling;
-completing part of a chart;
-predicting/speculating;
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-pre-listening language
-informal teacher talk and class discussion.
While-Listening Activities
While-listening is the period of time that begins when
the teacher starts reading something to students or when he
presses the button play and ends when he presses the
button stop or finishes reading something to students.
Here are some while-listening activities:
-marking/checking items in pictures;
-matching pictures with what is heard;
-storyline picture sets;
-putting pictures in order;
-completing pictures;
-picture drawing;
-carrying out actions;
-making models/arranging items in pictures;
-following a route;
-completing grills;
-form/chart completion;
-labelling;
-using lists; listing;
-true/false;
-multiple-choice questions;
-text completion(gap-filling);
-spotting mistakes;
-predicting;
-seeking specific items of information;
-extending lists;
-sequencing/grading;
-matching with a reading text;
-extending notes into written responses;
-summarizing;
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TEACHING READING
In real life we do not normally read because we have to
but because we want to. We usually have a purpose in
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words which you want to teach before the students read the
text.
- first reading
1.
Set a task to assist overall understanding
(question,task,etc).
2.
The students read the text.
3.
Feedback.
- Second reading
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PRESENTING VOCABULARY
Topics:
1. Presenting vocabulary.
2. Developing a variety of techniques for the teaching
vocabulary.
3. Vocabulary expansion.
1. Presenting vocabulary.
The development of an ability to communicate in
English must be a major goal of any effective course or
lesson. For any approach to work, certain conditions are
essential, such as dynamic lessons and motivation. In this
chapter will be discussed about the importance of
vocabulary in communication or expressing certain
information and the need to give adequate attention in
teaching its items meanings.
In spite of the fact that for many years vocabulary
was neglected, the modern human experience showed that
really teaching vocabulary involves more knowledge and
skill than many teachers think. For this reason, this chapter
is made up to draw teachers attention while teaching
vocabulary at the
words meaning, their use in
communication, their pronunciation and spelling and to
suggest ways of dealing with them- shorter saying- how
can vocabulary be understood and presented.
This chapter provides an overview of linguistic
approaches to the analysis of the English vocabulary
system and uses insights from this analysis to develop
principles for the learning and teaching of vocabulary.
-Say the word clearly and write it on the board.
-Get the class to repeat the word in chorus.
-Translate the word into the learners own language.
-Ask the learners to translate the word.
-Draw a picture to show what the word means.
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or
pleasant- unpleasant
helpful- unhelpful
friendly- unfriendly
Items grouped by (a) grammatical similarity and
(b) notional similarity
This can be particularly useful at lower levels when dealing
with areas such as adverbs of frequency or prepositions, but
may be just as relevant at later levels to group together
nouns with irregular plurals, or words expressing
probability or possibility (e.g. There is a good chance
that, Hes likely to, Its bound to).
Items which connect discourse
There are a variety of different types of connectives which
act as signposts in discourse and can be grouped and
treated as lexical items. The grouping of sentence
adverbials used in listing, for example, could include to
begin with, in the second place, last of all. In a similar
type of grouping, one might find items such as unless,
otherwise, or else, provided (that) which are related in
that they impose some form of condition.
Adverbs ending in + ly (e.g. unfortunately, happily,
surprisingly) are also important connectives, but may not
cause as much difficulty as the examples above e.g. He ran
out of cash. Fortunately, he had his American Express card
with him.
This is an extremely important area since an understanding
of these signposts is vital in comprehension, and unless
they are understood, contextual guesswork may become
almost impossible.
Items forming a set of idioms or multi- word verbs
Certain sets of multi- word verbs or idioms can form
coherent groups e.g. to ring up, to call up, to get through, to
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BIBLIOGRAPHY
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APPENDIX
Appendix 1.
You may need it while planning your lessons
To convey information, use:
lecture field trips
discussion group interviewing an expert
selected reading case studies
demonstration by an expert
guided experience
All on my own
I don't need anyone this time
It will be mine
No one can take it from me
You'll see
You think that you are strong, but you are weak
You'll see,
It takes more strength to cry, admit defeat.
I have truth on my side,
You
You'll
only
see,
have
somehow,
deceit
someday
Unfinished sentences:
4. I have never
5. Parents should always
6. My children will
7. I like people who
8. I get very angry if
9. Im not interested in
10.If I could be somewhere else now, Id
Case N1
Anna, a forth form pupil, surprised and shocked the children in the class because of the long
dangling earrings she was wearing. At first, the teacher decided to ignore this, hoping the children
will soon ignore it also. However the subdued but excited noise continued. Everyone wanted to
touch and see the earrings.
Vocabulary:
Dangling- hanging or swinging loosely
To subdue- overcome, quieten, or bring under control (a feeling or person)
Case N1
Anna, a forth form pupil, surprised and shocked the children in the class because of the long
dangling earrings she was wearing. At first, the teacher decided to ignore this, hoping the children
will soon ignore it also. However the subdued but excited noise continued. Everyone wanted to
touch and see the earrings.
Vocabulary:
Dangling- hanging or swinging loosely
To subdue- overcome, quieten, or bring under control (a feeling or person)
Case N1
Anna, a forth form pupil, surprised and shocked the children in the class because of the long
dangling earrings she was wearing. At first, the teacher decided to ignore this, hoping the children
will soon ignore it also. However the subdued but excited noise continued. Everyone wanted to
touch and see the earrings.
Vocabulary:
Dangling- hanging or swinging loosely
To subdue- overcome, quieten, or bring under control (a feeling or person)
Case N1
Anna, a forth form pupil, surprised and shocked the children in the class because of the long
dangling earrings she was wearing. At first, the teacher decided to ignore this, hoping the children
will soon ignore it also. However the subdued but excited noise continued. Everyone wanted to
touch and see the earrings.
Vocabulary:
Dangling- hanging or swinging loosely
To subdue- overcome, quieten, or bring under control (a feeling or person)
Case N1
Anna, a forth form pupil, surprised and shocked the children in the class because of the long
dangling earrings she was wearing. At first, the teacher decided to ignore this, hoping the children
will soon ignore it also. However the subdued but excited noise continued. Everyone wanted to
touch and see the earrings.
Vocabulary:
Dangling- hanging or swinging loosely
To subdue- overcome, quieten, or bring under control (a feeling or person)
Case N2.
Johns first day in school went smoothly. On the second day, another child sat in the place John
wanted. John refused to sit in any of the vacant places and was given the choice of sitting down at
another place or standing. He chose to stand. His parents came to school several times in the next
few weeks, very distressed that all John did at school was stand.
Vocabulary:
Smoothly- Without problems or difficulties:
Vacant- not occupied; empty:
Distressed- Suffering from extreme anxiety, sorrow, or pain:
Case N2.
Johns first day in school went smoothly. On the second day, another child sat in the place John
wanted. John refused to sit in any of the vacant places and was given the choice of sitting down at
another place or standing. He chose to stand. His parents came to school several times in the next
few weeks, very distressed that all John did at school was stand.
Vocabulary:
Smoothly- Without problems or difficulties:
Vacant- not occupied; empty:
Distressed- Suffering from extreme anxiety, sorrow, or pain:
Case N2.
Johns first day in school went smoothly. On the second day, another child sat in the place John
wanted. John refused to sit in any of the vacant places and was given the choice of sitting down at
another place or standing. He chose to stand. His parents came to school several times in the next
few weeks, very distressed that all John did at school was stand.
Vocabulary:
Smoothly- Without problems or difficulties:
Vacant- not occupied; empty:
Distressed- Suffering from extreme anxiety, sorrow, or pain:
Case N2.
Johns first day in school went smoothly. On the second day, another child sat in the place John
wanted. John refused to sit in any of the vacant places and was given the choice of sitting down at
another place or standing. He chose to stand. His parents came to school several times in the next
few weeks, very distressed that all John did at school was stand.
Vocabulary:
Smoothly- Without problems or difficulties:
Vacant- not occupied; empty:
Distressed- Suffering from extreme anxiety, sorrow, or pain:
Case N2.
Johns first day in school went smoothly. On the second day, another child sat in the place John
wanted. John refused to sit in any of the vacant places and was given the choice of sitting down at
another place or standing. He chose to stand. His parents came to school several times in the next
few weeks, very distressed that all John did at school was stand.
Vocabulary:
Smoothly- Without problems or difficulties:
Vacant- not occupied; empty:
Distressed- Suffering from extreme anxiety, sorrow, or pain:
Case N3.
Paul, a senior in high school, must outsmart every adult with whom he comes in contact. His need
to feel superior is so strong that he spends hours plotting how he can achieve his goal. He goes to
the library to look up definitions and information of irrelevant subject matter, and confronts the
teacher with questions like: What kind of dress did Josephine wear when she married Napoleon?
Since the teacher cannot answer this question, Paul proceeds with his information and proves his
superiority to the whole class.
Vocabulary:
Senior- Of a more advanced age:
Outsmart- Defeat or get the better of (someone) by being clever or cunning:
To plot- Secretly make plans to carry out (an illegal or harmful action):
Irrelevant- Not connected with or relevant to something:
To confront- Come face to face with (someone) with hostile or argumentative intent:
To proceed- Begin a course of action:
Case N3.
Paul, a senior in high school, must outsmart every adult with whom he comes in contact. His need
to feel superior is so strong that he spends hours plotting how he can achieve his goal. He goes to
the library to look up definitions and information of irrelevant subject matter, and confronts the
teacher with questions like: What kind of dress did Josephine wear when she married Napoleon?
Since the teacher cannot answer this question, Paul proceeds with his information and proves his
superiority to the whole class.
Vocabulary:
Senior- Of a more advanced age:
Outsmart- Defeat or get the better of (someone) by being clever or cunning:
To plot- Secretly make plans to carry out (an illegal or harmful action):
Irrelevant- Not connected with or relevant to something:
To confront- Come face to face with (someone) with hostile or argumentative intent:
To proceed- Begin a course of action:
Case N3.
Paul, a senior in high school, must outsmart every adult with whom he comes in contact. His need
to feel superior is so strong that he spends hours plotting how he can achieve his goal. He goes to
the library to look up definitions and information of irrelevant subject matter, and confronts the
teacher with questions like: What kind of dress did Josephine wear when she married Napoleon?
Since the teacher cannot answer this question, Paul proceeds with his information and proves his
Michael, a bright, soon-to-be fifth former, confessed to his teacher that in his view school was no
fun, the teachers were not good, summer should last forever and dogs were lucky because they
didnt have to go to school. The teacher protested that school was important. But Michael, who
didnt share the teachers opinion, answered with a one word question WHY???
Vocabulary:
To confess- Acknowledge something reluctantly, typically because one feels slightly ashamed or
embarrassed:
To share ones opinion-to agree
Case N4.
Michael, a bright, soon-to-be fifth former, confessed to his teacher that in his view school was no
fun, the teachers were not good, summer should last forever and dogs were lucky because they
didnt have to go to school. The teacher protested that school was important. But Michael, who
didnt share the teachers opinion, answered with a one word question WHY???
Vocabulary:
To confess- Acknowledge something reluctantly, typically because one feels slightly ashamed or
embarrassed:
To share ones opinion-to agree
Case N4.
Michael, a bright, soon-to-be fifth former, confessed to his teacher that in his view school was no
fun, the teachers were not good, summer should last forever and dogs were lucky because they
didnt have to go to school. The teacher protested that school was important. But Michael, who
didnt share the teachers opinion, answered with a one word question WHY???
Vocabulary:
To confess- Acknowledge something reluctantly, typically because one feels slightly ashamed or
embarrassed:
To share ones opinion-to agree
Case N4.
Michael, a bright, soon-to-be fifth former, confessed to his teacher that in his view school was no
fun, the teachers were not good, summer should last forever and dogs were lucky because they
didnt have to go to school. The teacher protested that school was important. But Michael, who
didnt share the teachers opinion, answered with a one word question WHY???
Vocabulary:
To confess- Acknowledge something reluctantly, typically because one feels slightly ashamed or
embarrassed:
To share ones opinion-to agree
there was a unicorn in his garden, the man went upstairs and roused his wife again. "The unicorn," he
said,"ate a lily." His wife sat up in bed and looked at him coldly. "You are a booby," she said, "and I am
going to have you put in the booby-hatch."
The man, who had never liked the words "booby" and "booby-hatch," and who liked them even less on a
shining morning when there was a unicorn in the garden, thought for a moment. "We'll see about that," he
said. He walked over to the door. "He has a golden horn in the middle of his forehead," he told her. Then he
went back to the garden to watch the unicorn; but the unicorn had gone away. The man sat down among the
roses and went to sleep.
As soon as the husband had gone out of the house, the wife got up and dressed as fast as she could. She was
very excited and there was a gloat in her eye. She telephoned the police and she telephoned a psychiatrist;
she told them to hurry to her house and bring a strait-jacket. When the police and the psychiatrist arrived
they sat down in chairs and looked at her, with great interest.
"My husband," she said, "saw a unicorn this morning." The police looked at the psychiatrist and the
psychiatrist looked at the police. "He told me it ate a lilly," she said. The psychiatrist looked at the police and
the police looked at the psychiatrist. "He told me it had a golden horn in the middle of its forehead," she said.
At a solemn signal from the psychiatrist, the police leaped from their chairs and seized the wife. They had a
hard time subduing her, for she put up a terrific struggle, but they finally subdued her. Just as they got her
into the strait-jacket, the husband came back into the house.
"Did you tell your wife you saw a unicorn?" asked the police. "Of course not," said the husband. "The
unicorn is a mythical beast." "That's all I wanted to know," said the psychiatrist. "Take her away. I'm sorry,
sir, but your wife is as crazy as a jaybird."
So they took her away, cursing and screaming, and shut her up in an institution. The husband lived happily
ever after.
Moral: Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.
New York
Tennis
Internet
grandmother
yesterday
lesson
car
student
Egypt
Microwave oven
Michael Jackson
snow
computer
rose
love
encyclopaedia
Watch
St.Valentines day
mouse
chocolate
School
Mobile phone
Credit card
Shakespeare
MIMING ASSIGNMENT
A monkey eating a banana
A peacock showing off
A champion whose trousers fall down as he raises the barbell
A delicate cat who steps into mud and tries to clean her leg
An old man who watches TV and falls asleep in front of it
A baby who cries because of hunger and is given milk to suck
paul locked the door and put his bags in the taxi but he left his briefcase in the house his business
papers his money his credit cards his plane ticket and his passport were all in his briefcase luckily
the taxi driver asked paul if he had his ticket paul ran back into the house and got his briefcase but
this time he ran out of the house and left his keys inside.
it was friday and it was pauls big business trip to new york in america/he got up at 5 am got dressed
had a cup of coffee and read the newspaper/ at 6 am a taxi arrived to take him to london airport
paul locked the door and put his bags in the taxi but he left his briefcase in the house his business
papers his money his credit cards his plane ticket and his passport were all in his briefcase luckily
the taxi driver asked paul if he had his ticket paul ran back into the house and got his briefcase but
this time he ran out of the house and left his keys inside.
Continue the story:
That day when Julia came back from work, she knew
something was different.
An ALIEN is
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Dear Mary,
I recently broke up with a man I loved and he married another girl. I have been going out
with someone else ever since. Hes 29 and Im 26. Now he has asked me to marry him and I
suppose I would be mad to refuse. But I dont love him, though Im fond of him. I live in a
small village so Im unlikely to get another chance. I dont want to be left on the self. My
mother says love grows if you marry someone who is good to you. Do you think shes right?
Miss P.J. Suffolk
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Dear Marry,
I have been seeing a young man once or twice a week for the past year. I enjoy his company
and have always regarded him as a good friend. He has been very good to me and bought me
anything I have asked for. But lately he has talked of marriage. He seems to assume that Im
serious about him and will eventually settle down in some dull little semidetached house in the
suburbs. But I have no intention of even contemplating marriage for years yet. And he isnt
successful enough or rich enough to be the man I would choose. I dont want to hurt him or
frighten him off because he does give me a good time. But how can I get over to him that Im
only prepared to allow him to be in my company, and not my future husband.
Miss R.W.
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Dear Marry,
I have been living with my boyfriend for two years. Im now pregnant and having a dreadful
time with my family because they are trying to pressure us into getting married. I cannot
accept their reasoning that it would be for the good of the child. By the time the baby is of
school age, marriage will be a thing of the past anyway. When will people accept a more
liberal outlook on life?
Ms K. OM