OLBA-HOJ Christmas Party 2014

Title: THE 80s SHOW

1. Hosts: -Lito, Gerents, and Erwin (as the main hosts)
-Herbert (as the suplado host)

Hosting format: patterned after the Ang Dating Daan show of

the GMA-7 sitcom Bubble Gang

Props:
-one long table, four microphones and four stools
placed at the center portion of the stage for the three main
hosts
- one tarpaulin (Ang Dating Aching) enough to
cover the front portion of the table for the main hosts
-spotlight
- projector and sound system (to be operated by
either Jun or Carl)
-iPads or a Macbook for the hosts
-microphones placed in different areas of the venue
for the Q&A portion

Costume: cheap, shiny barong tagalongs

2. Arrangement and Ambience:

HOJ employees/government lawyers and judges will be seated

according to their respective offices.

OLBA lawyers will also be seated as a group.

The interior decoration must have an 80s feel/ambience.

A live band playing 80s music will serenade the crowd before the
official start of the program, during dinner and after the end of
the program proper.

There will be a slideshow presentation during dinner showing

pictures taken of HOJ employees in the 80s.

3. Sequence:

With the lights out and everything already in place, the show
starts with a background announcer (Jotham Lopez perhaps; or
anyone who has a big voice and who knows how to arouse the
crowd) introducing the hosts.
*All the hosts should already be positioned at the center portion
of the stage.
After such announcement, lights should be in. As the Voltes-5
theme song is played, the main hosts and audience should
remain standing while clapping to the music. Before the
audience will be asked to sit down, one of the main hosts will ask

the crowd to raise both hands and shout the word Alien!! The
crowd then sits down.
*While this is happening, the suplado host (Herbert) will neither
smile nor do anything. He will just sit there watching the crowd.

The main hosts will then perform their introductory antics (this
will include introducing the suplado host, mentioning the various
offices and their heads of office, judges, the OLBA president,
OLBA lawyers present, guests and VIPs; this will also include
mentioning the nature of the contest to be participated in by the
various offices)
*The spotlight should be focused on the hosts at this time and
then on the office/head of office/VIP being introduced.

Then comes the Ang Dating Aching Q&A portion (*spotlight on

for whoever is talking)
*Here, the spotlight operator, projector operator, and the
background music provider should be in sync, otherwise it will be
a disaster. Timing is important.

After the 1st Q&A, the hosts will then announce the
criteria/mechanics of the contest/presentation by the various
offices.

Then comes the presentation proper followed by the Q&A portion

and so on and so forth until the last presentation or Q&A portion.

4. The Script:
Erwin: Ang unang mangutana brod Lito ug Gerents usa ni sya ka
empleyada sa RTC Branch 12, dalaga (*sa iyang Facebook account,
iyang gi-describe ang iyang pagkadalaga as makagaba na pero may
asim pa!;), ug lumulupyo sa Brgy. Catubo ning dakbayan sa Ormoc.
Atong paminawon sa iyang pangutana si Miss Cecilia Acebedo.
Baday: Maayong gabii kaninyong tanan Brother Erwin, Lito ug
Gerents! Maayong gabii usab sa duha ninyo ka mga kauban nga
medyo mga hilumon pa man..
Gerents (interrupting): Pasensyahi lang sa ning duha mam kay bag-o
pa lang ni silang nabunyagan sa among kapunungan. Mga intern pa
lang ni sila. Mga shy type pa!
Erwin (interrupting): Bitaw! Si brother Lito bitaw hilumon paman ni sya
pirmiro kay gikan mani sya sa isla sa Tagapul-an, Samar pero tan-awa
karon, gara-on na kaayo! Alien?? (to the crowd)
Crowd: Alien!!! (crowd laughs)
Erwin: Okay.. unsa may imong pangutana nga nagkinahanglan ug
bulawanong tubag?
Baday: Nabalaka lang ko ba, kay sa mga balita karon sa CNN,

Aljazeera ug uban pang mga news network, gipakita kung unsa ka

bangis ug ka brutal ning gitawag nga terrorist group nga ISIS. Posible
ba brothers Erwin, Lito ug Gerents nga muabot nang grupoha diri sa
Pilipinas?
Lito: Uy.. murag timely kaayo nang pangutanaha brother Erwin ug
Gerent da. Pasko na raba hapit. Lisod kaayo ug nay grupo nga mag
ingon ana diri sa Pilipinas. Di ba, brother Gerents?
Gerents: Mao jud brother Lito, pero ato usa paminawon si brother Erwin
unsay iyang ika-sulti bahin ani..
Erwin (in serious mode): Sad to say mga friends, nakasuwat na sa
propesiya ang pag-usbong sa grupo nga ISIS. Kung unsa to ka bangis
si Osama Bin Laden sa-una, doblihon sa kabangis ning grupoha.
Actually, I had a heart-to-heart talk with U.S. President Barack
Obama last night. Mitawag pud gani to si Presidente Noynoy last night.
Lito: Unsa may chika gikan ni Presidente Noynoy brother Erwin?
Erwin: Wala ra gud. Nangutana ra nganong duha ka posisyon ang giaplayan ni Fiscal Lorna, usa sa pagka-Deputy City Prosecutor u gang
usa sa pagka-huwes sa Municipal Trial Court sa Isabel. Ako giingnan
nganong akoy may imong agdon ug konsultahon anang butanga Mr.
President nga mga kalibutanong interes mana. Sexual.. este ispiritwal
maning akoa. Ako nalang giingnan si Presidente Noynoy nga ayaw
nalang i-appoint si Fiscal Lorna kay dili man sya interesado sa duha.
Imbes mangandam, nagpa-buntis naman hinuon!
Anyway, balik ta sa heart-to-heart talk namo ni President Obama. He
revealed to me nga naa na ang ISIS sa Pilipinas. Yes, thats true. In
fact, naa na sila diri sa Ormoc! According to the latest intelligence
report, daghang taga-Ormoc ang niapil aning grupoha. Mao ni ang
ebidensya! (*at this point the projector operator will show the picture
of mISIS)
Lito: Hala, time pa.. Murag ako manang nagluhod brother Erwin.
(*pointing to the picture showing Lito about to be beheaded by mam
Inday as leader of mISIS and surrounded by the wives of the lawyers.)
Gerents: Dili na ikaw brother Lito. Murag parehas ra mo ug nawong.
Nahadlok ka ni Marinette? Murag sigurado kong si Marinette nang naa
sa picture! Alien??
Crowd: Alien!! (crowd laughs)
Lito: Hadlok?? Hadluk gud tawn. Hi luv!! Ugma na ko manglaba ha..
(crowd laughs)
Okay, before kita magsugod sa atong contest presentation, ato usa
ipahibaw sa madlang pipol ang criteria/mechanics sa
contest/presentation by the various offices. Mao kini ang criteria and
order of presentation:

Ato hatagan ug makabungog nga pagtimbaya ang 1st contestant, ang

_______________!
(CONTEST PROPER, 1st presentation, *here the hosts can make
adlibs or comments on the presentation)
Erwin (looking at Herbert): Okay.. balik ta sa atong Q and A portion.
Uy.. by the way, basin naay gustong ipadayag ang atong intern
kabahin sa performance sa 1st group nga nag present.
Gerents: Bitaw brother Herbert, unsa may imong masulti?
Herbert: (nothing, silence, head bowed as if doing something)
Lito: Uy, suplado! Wa man ta pansina brother Erwin ug brother
Gerents!
Gerents: Mmmm.. excuse me. Hello. Naay taw? Brother Herbert.. nag
unsa man diay ka?
Herbert (suplado mode): Wala. Busy ko. Naa koy gibuhat.
Lito: Unsa man diay nang imong gibusyhan diha, brother Herbert?
Herbert (turning his head towards Lito, in suplado mode but with a
little pahiyum): Nagduwa kog Candy Crush. Ayaw kog samoka. Level
800 na ko.
Gerents: Ato lang kaha ni itiwalag ning tawhana brother Erwin?
Nagtuo siguro sya nga mada ta sa iyang pahiyum.. nga murag
pahiyum sa iring!
Herbert (butting in): Nasuya lang tingali mo nako kay nalingaw ko.
Mind your own business. Walang basagan ng trip, puede?
Gerents (imbyerna mode, as if challenging Herbert to a fight): Pugngi
ko brod! Pugngi ko brod!
Lito (pa-cool effect): Kalma lang brother Gerents. Kalma lang.
Patience. Magisi unya na imong barong. Maglisod na raba kag
butones ana. Sa sunod ayaw na gud pagpalit ug body fit!
Erwin: Hoist, wala may body fit nga barong. Kang brother Gerents ra
tingali murag mo body fit! Pero husto nanang lalis. Sakto si brother
Lito, we must have patience, because patience is a virtue. Bisag alauna na sa hapon ug walay paniudto, unya ang huwes sige lang gihapon
ug hearing, patience lang gihapon. Bisag magsuka naka sa kalipong,
patience lang gihapon. Di ba, Boy Baul?
Boy Baul (shouting from where he is sitting): Alien!!
(crowd laughs)
Gerents: Sa di pata mutubag ug laing pangutana brother Erwin, ato
usa hatagan sa masigarbong pakpak ang ika-2nd HOJ office nga mo-

present karong gabhiuna. Lets give a round of applause to the men

and women of __________________!
(CONTEST PROPER, 2nd presentation, *here the hosts can make
adlibs or comments on the presentation)
Lito: Okay. Padayon ta mga kaigsuonan sa atong programa. Ang
ikaduhang pangutana brother Erwin gikan sa usa ka banggiitang
abogado sa Ormoc, via Skype, si Atty. Sammy Aviles. Hello sir, naa pa
ka diha? You are on air na sir..
Sammy (recorded video): Maayong gabii diha kaninyong tanan!
(*here, ask Sammy what he wants to say for his initial greetings)
Maayong gabii, brothers Erwin, Lito and Gerents! Ang akong
pangutana mao ni: Maka-langit ba nang magsige tag kaon ug humba?
Gerents: Uy.. nindot nang pangutanaha da.
Lito: Nakasabot kas pangutana brod Gerents? Makapa-langit ba ang
mag sigeg kaon ug humba, dili ang murag humba tan-awon. Alien?? (to
the crowd)
Crowd: Alien!! (crowd laughs)
Erwin: Yes, tinuod na. Brother Gerents, palihug kog basa sa libro sa
Bon Jovi, sa kapitulo 17, bersikulo 25..
Gerents:

Humba, humba humbahom,

humba, humba, humbahom
Humba, humba humbahom,
humba, humba, humbahom
Humba, humba humbahom,
humba, humba, humbahom
xxxxx
We're half way there,
Livin' on a prayer
Take my hand and we'll make it I swear
Livin' on a prayer

Lito: Humba humba diay ang sugod ana, brod Erwin?

Erwin: Yes, brother Lito. Paminawa.. (*here, the introductory portion
of the song Livin on a prayer should be played)
O, di ba? Klaro kaayo nga makapa-langit gyud diay ang magsigeg kaon
ug humba. Gi-emphasize pa gani nga mag sige gyud tag kaon ug
humba kay gibali-balik gud ug mention. Unya tan-awa o, We're half
way there na. Magsige kag kaon ug humba, it means dali raka
mamatay unya kung dali raka mamatay, siguradong dali raka maabot
sa langit. Alien??
Crowd: Alien!! (crowd laughs)

Gerents: Okay, padayon ta sa ika-3rd nga HOJ office nga mo-present.

Atong hatagan ug mainit nga pagtimbaya ang _______________!
(CONTEST PROPER, 3rd presentation, *here the hosts can make
adlibs or comments on the presentation)
Lito: Before ta mupadayon brod Erwin and brod Gerents, naa tay nareceive nga private message sa atong Facebook account gikan sa usa
sa atong mga avid viewers. Palihug tag basa brod Gerents sa maong
message:
Gerents: Good evening brothers Lito, Erwin and Gerents. Hehehe pabrother brother naman lagi ta karon? Hmmmm if I know girlash baya
kaayo mo since way back in highschool pa. Remember our P.E. teacher
si Mr. Evergisto Escalon? Di ba crush man to nato sya? Sus naunsa ba
nga kafatid man pud diay nato sa federasyon!
Lito (cutting off Gerents): Hoy, time pa time pa, murag di na mao
imong gibasa brod Gerents. Mga kaigsuonan, medyo naay technical
glitch. Murag na-hack ang among FB account! Somebody is trying to
destroy our credibility. We want to assure you nga mga lalaki among
gusto (*medyo nasapid ang dila) este mga lalaki mi sa hunahuna, sa
pulong ug sa vohat este buhat.
Erwin: Bitaw sakto si brod Lito, kani akong mga kauban, mura lang ni
silag bading manulti pero rest assured mga ekal.. ahh este..mga laki
kaayo ni sila.
(crowd laughs)
Okay, padayon ta sa ika-fourth nga HOJ office nga mo-present. Atong
hatagan ug mainit nga pagtimbaya ang _______________!
(CONTEST PROPER, 4th presentation, *here the hosts can make
adlibs or comments on the presentation)
Gerents: Ang sunod nga mangutana usa ka sikat ug gikahadlokan nga
abogada, gikahadlokan sa iyang bana, si Atty. Luz Escalon.
Lito: Maka-relate ka bai sa kahadlok?
Gerents: Slight ra bai. Sa amo ako gyuy magbuot. Di gyud na sila
modisturbo nako kung naa pa koy gibuhat. Di gyud ko magluto,
maglaba o mamlantsa kung busy pa ko sa akong trabaho!
(crowd laughs)
Okay, Mam Luz, unsa gani tong imong pangutana?
Mam Luz: Ang akong pangutana mao ni: Nag-exist pa ba sa atong
society ang kanang gitawag nila ug cruelty to animals?
Erwin: Unfortunately mam, yes. The reality is staring us in the face that
this problem exists until now. In fact, nahitabo na ang gikahadlokan sa
propesiya nga usa ka abogado ang masakpan nga magbuhat ug ingon
ani (*here, the facebook post/picture of Gerents showing him riding an

undersized horse should be shown in the projector together with the

facebook comments)
Alien??
Crowd: Alien!! (crowd laughs)
Gerents: Dili to ako ha! Parehas ra mi ug nawong. Ug tiyan pud.
(*adlib/comments)
Lito: (*adlib/comments about the picture)
Erwin: (*adlib/comments about the picture)
Gerents: The fifth group to present is none other than ____________! A
round of applause please!
(CONTEST PROPER, 5th presentation, *here the hosts can make
adlibs or comments on the presentation)
Erwin: Naa pay lain gustong mangutana, brother Lito?
Lito: Mas maayo tingali ato nasad pangutan-on si brod Herbert, basin
dili na sya busy sa Candy Crush.
Gerents: Brod Herbert, hapit nalang ta mahuman sa atong programa,
wala pa man gyud kay tingog-tingog. Unsa naman?
Herbert: Busy lagi ko mga brod.
Lito: Unsa naman pud nang imong gika-busyhan?
Herbert: Nagbasa ko daan ug bedtime stories, para nindot akong
pagkatulog unya. Walang basagan ng trip lagi. Pasagdahi ko sa akong
kalipay. I hope kasabot mo.
Lito (imbyerna mode, as if challenging Herbert to a fight): Pugngi ko,
brod Gerents! Pugngi ko! Nanobra na gyud ning tawhana!
Gerents: Kalma lang brother Gerents. Kalma lang. Patience.
Makuyapan nasad unya kag kalit, parehas sauna! Murag nalang
raba tingali ang nahabilin sa imong baga!
Erwin: Time pa time pa, before ta magkagubot diri, ato usa tan-awon
ang presentation sa last but certainly not the least group to present,
ang ___________________!
(CONTEST PROPER, 6th presentation, *here the hosts can make
adlibs or comments on the presentation)
**Ad lib portion by Lito, Gerents and Erwin
**Playing of the Voltes 5 theme song, the hosts exit
**Pamelas time, announcement of winners, raffle

** Dance, dance, dance

**Drink, drink, drink