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Dear Sir,
REF: - APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and
wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager. Each time I apply
for employment I am told there is no vacancy but on this one, I have
caught you red handed coz I even attended the funeral and all burial
proceedings and made sure that he was truly dead before applying. I can
remember you said on the funeral that he will be very difficult to replace,
meaning there is no one at the moment. Well, it's your lucky day,
Sir! You already have found the best man for the job so look no more.
It is sad but strategic though, that he has left us, at least
now I stand to benefit as he has left a vacancy for me.
For that I shall forever be grateful for his timely death.
He too always spoke of early retirement and I
guess this serves him well too. A deal that benefits
all should be the substance of a fine businessman.
Yours Ever,
BANKYEASE KURASENII.(JOE)
Game Of Intelligence
by Kwame Ansong on Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 8:09am
A black beauty found herself sitting next to a lawyer on a bus from Kumasi to Accra. Bored, the
lawyer kept bugging the lady wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey).
Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the lady could not answer one of his
questions she owed him GHc5, but every time he could not answer hers hed give her GHc50.00.
The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the lady reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star? Without
saying a word the lady handed him GHc5.
The lady then asked, What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4
legs?
The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his
laptop and even placing numerous phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and
frustrated, he gave up and paid the lady GHc50.00
The lady put the GHc50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, What is the
answer to your question?
Without saying a word, the lady handed him GHc5.
British Ingenuity
by Kwame Ansong on Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 7:32am
During WW II a British fighter pilot was shot down over Germany and he was captured by the
Nazis. He was hurt pretty bad, so the German doctor amputated his left arm. He requested that
they drop his arm over his base in England. So the Germans did.
The next week they amputated his other arm and he asked the same thing. The Germans
complied.
The next week they amputated one of his legs, and he again asked for them to drop it over his
base in England. The German doctor replied, "Sorry, we do dis no more!"
The pilot asked why not, and the German answered, "we think you trying to escape!"
I embarrassed you.