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The planned start for 7.30am did not take off for a very disturbing reason last Sunday. Last time we were there to do
the same loop, ride only managed to take off at 9am. But that was for a valid reason. It was raining cats and dogs then.
So it was eating an extra roti relur while waiting for the rain to stop. This week… We started late for no reason at all…
The old folks started off staring at bikes. Plenty of molesting and lifting of bikes. The old folks are trying to convince
each other that the hill is less painful if the bike is lightweight. They also want to believe that anything with 5inches of
travel and made from charcoal is helpful going up the hill…
Ride finally took off a little after 8am. The conversation this week was nothing else but weight distribution. On the first
tarmac climb itself we were already on deep discussion regarding weight issues.
1. Buy bigger cycling pants. Not those skinny elastic roadies swear on. We are referring to baggy cycling pants. To
think that buying one size bigger would serve its purpose? No…. The Painmaster was generous enough to
share this wise knowledge with us on Sunday. The trick is to buy a FEW sizes bigger and call it “Balloon
Cycling Pants”. That way, you will look much much smaller when viewed from the rear. And it works better
when you start sweating. Getting the pants drenched in sweat helps. Pants will stick to you and make you look
shiny and slim.
2. Ask Yellow Manta for diet advice. He will show you the correct posture to collect “chi’ from the air. Seems
negative ions is good for better metabolic rates. He was showing it at the bottom of a huge walk up a hill… A
few actually paid attention. The legs must be properly positioned. Arms stretched out in front. Of course all this
is done AFTER he finished his 3rd kaya bun. Seems shortage of food in the stomach will also render the
position ineffective. So he missed the bit about eating a few buns before you start, which I would like to add in
now.
3. Or according to the English Nose there is a much convenient method. It will not require any dieting or Balloon
Pants. All you need do is search for this thing called DNA. Specifically “Schorr DNA”. Seems this elusive DNA
is what we are all missing on. Notice this fella rides up the hill like a kampong goat and never seems to put on
any weight at all? Aaahh… worth consideration really. Note- riding like a goat will also mean you might smell
like one as well… worth reconsideration as well…
4. Along the way, Guinness was also offered as a solution. Senior Simon swears by it. Apparently, you will appear
slim and muscular for sure if you consume enough of that special magic brew. All you will need to do is knock
back a few cans of those and everything will appear beautiful… Lovely…. This seems a much better
suggestion. Less work involved.
Let’s not forget the ride. Lovely trails. Plenty of climbs. Sweet downhills. We lost a few along the way. Apologies for
that. Ride leaders were baked under the sun for about an hour while waiting for Adrian’s bike to be repaired. It was not
the bike’s or Adrian’s fault really. We made a mistake of sending a Portuguese to attempt communication with a
Chinese dude. Can’t expect much really…. As it is we have a hard time trying to figure the Portuguese out. He still
rides with sandals after 2 world wars have gone by. He still swears by hardtails and hot coffee on the trails. You try
figuring that out. Heck… In the end, he even managed to convince the back markers to bush whack their way through
the rough when they finally found themselves at the construction site which was the way out. The correct trail out was
just right next to him.
Then again… They probably didn’t understand what he was trying to say anyways….
Another suggestion came up. Who would like free coffee at the end of each ride? Last 2 riders to suit up for the start of
the ride gets to pay RM10 each. This will be collected by the sweeper at the start of the ride. RM20 goes a long way for
iced coffee… Who would say no to free ice coffee at the end of a hot ride? I would most welcome it. One vote from me
and one from the Portuguese. (I am guessing that’s what he nodded for…I could be wrong.) Send your vote to 012 227
4443.
See you next Sunday. There could be Free Ice Coffee waiting.
Un’ believable……..
Weekly Newsletter – 31 March 2010 / Issue Number: 486-12-2010
Due to Ching Ming, there are no ride leaders this weekend. So for those who are
going to the Interstate 2010, this is a good chance to join the roadies. We will be fully
operational again next weekend. We are also looking for more volunteers for people
who don’t mind leading rides. Please send us an email to pcc_news@yahoo.com.
Mostly flattish secondary roads before Salak Tinggi with low vehicular presence. Salak
Tinggi town will be our first regrouping point. After Salak Tinggi, expect some rolling climbs
as we make our way to Lukut town. 1st refill point is Taman Gadong Jaya at 39km. We will
regroup in Lukut and we shall ride in a group to our destination. We will refuel at the PD
Eating House before starting on the return trip. It’s not an easy ride by any means. But as
this Sunday coincides with F1 & Qing Ming, we expect heavier traffic than usual. Your
cooperation in safe riding is appreciated. Single file riding and do allow gaps in group for
cars to overtake.
How To Get There: Take the KL-Seremban Highway , exit at Bangi toll. Go straight past first roundabout, turn
right at next roundabout and make a right at traffic light junction. MTDC carpark is about
500metres from the junction on the right. Park outside the security booth.
Comments: Single-filed riding when we leave MTDC. Roads are narrow and there will be quite a few
cars. But it should taper off once we turn right. From Lukut to PD Eating House, traffic will
be moderately heavy, so please ride single-filed & predictably.
Remember to bring spare tubes, a hand pump, tyre levers, 2 water bottles (loaded w
hydrating salts), muesli / energy bars, money, & handphone. Sun block is recommended.
It’s either gonna be really hot (or really wet) so do come prepared. Remember, this is a self-
supported ride.
Ride leader: Please contact your Ride Leader Don Chan (17-883 0538) & the Tall Guy VongVongVong
(016-287 2066) if you have any queries. See you there!
Weekly Newsletter – 31 March 2010 / Issue Number: 486-12-2010
Pace-lining Tips
If you are new to pace-line or riding in a group of riders of which you are not familiar with, here are a few tips for you:
3. Blend in
Don't try to impress riders with your strength by pulling harder or longer. Take steady pulls and make no abrupt moves.
There’s no to speed up when it’s your turn to pull.
Spare Parts Choy with his ever willingness to ride, be it morning, noon AND night will be taking calls with his mistress
Rachel from the Yeti Clan by his side, he would certainly ride anything and everything as often as he can. So contact him
for the Saturday Goodness at +60123955255. All levels and ride suggestions are always welcomed.
Weekday T + G rides
PERSONAL SAFETY
- Wear a brain bucket (yes..that’s a helmet) whenever you ride.
- Do not travel into remote areas without informing others
- Ride within your capabilities. Ensure that if you want to push your
limits, your buddies are around to support you.
- Know your bike and bring the necessary/essential spares.
SPEED
- Approach turns and bends in anticipation that there’s someone there.
- Make your presence know when approaching someone or any turns.
FUN
- You are to have loads of fun, talk lots of cog, and make good friends on
your ride.
- Develop of sense of humour. Some people say it’s good for the soul.
FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO ADD TO THIS? DROP US A LINE. WE WILL ADD IT IF IT MAKES SENSE.
Weekly Newsletter – 31 March 2010 / Issue Number: 486-12-2010
Your friends have heard you rant about the drops and In all SERIOUSNESS, if you have someone who wants
the endos and have seen the breathtaking scenery to join us for a ride, please do not hesitate to drop us
from your flickr, Facebook and not to forget the fridge a line and we WILL do our best to get them a bike for
door photos. the next suitable ride. Take note that there will be a
$15.00 charge to cover expenses such as ferrying the
They finally want to get off their bum and join you for bike around (only if you are riding with us), washing it
a ride but running behind you, sitting on your top tube and of course its ongoing maintenance.
or dinking them are probably not the best ways for
them to experience it with you. Of course, he/she
could be shit hot, then no one would probably say
anything.
PLEASE DO NOT CALL US AT THE 11th HOUR ASKING FOR A BIKE. ALLOW 2 DAYS NOTICE MIN
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