Evil days of Luckless John Walkthrough by Rickycardo

The game starts with john being left a casino in a will. After the cinematic he
wakes up in a jail cell. There are a few
things to click on but it tends to upset the guard.
Kick the bed and you will notice the cockroaches then go talk to Kerry thru the
wall. Keep going round the room making
noise and talking to Kerry then the guard will give you a rule book. Read the b
ook then john will ask for some food.
Look at the food then kick the bed again kill the bugs by clicking on them the c
ook will get locked up next door. Talk
to Kerry again twice and Kerry will push the wall. Next you will find yourself b
ack at the casino stuck in the back
room.
Check the back door then use the phone you need to get the key out of the safe.
But Tommy has forgot the combination
look everywhere and find his date of birth .
Or left 2 ,right 4 ,left 5 ,right 1, left 8, right 7, left 2 and pull the handle
. Use the key on the door but you cant
go that way. Move the cupboard near the window then use the gold to break the gl
ass. The mafia thinks your gone and they
blow the bars.
This is where it gets hard. You must avoid the mafia and try and get out of town
it will take a few goes and you will
take some shots. Put your caps lock on so you can run.
You will find a ally once your in there it will look like your taking a hit time
from time to time but you can t die.
Move the boxes to get over the wall then you will find yourself at some scaffold
ing pick up rocks and chuck them at the
loose boards on the far side. A board will drop and you can go up and across. Th
en you will find yourself getting knock
off a train the hearing the mafia saying what there plan is. Then you go back to
your cell.
No a tricky bit the cell door is open and you have to sneak out and read the sig
n on the toilet door but dont get
caught.
Get passed the gaurds and find the electric chair. You have to get the teddy bea
r from the warden s desk so flip the
switch and he will get up and go to the chair. Be quick and run to one of the pi
pes and clime it as soon as he passes
get down and get the bear then hide.
Next when the sheriff gets back to his desk go and put the bear on the chair and
fry it. He will come again so hide up
the pipe. He falls over and gets electrocuted use the table leg from Kerry s room
to get the toilet key from his back
pocket.
Then sneak back to the toilet and find the tunnel but its to dark so find a toil
et brush dip it in the toilet and go
back to the sheriff and his hair will light it. Then back to the tunnel.

This is fairly simple. Just follow the tunnels but don t fall in the water. You wi
ll come to 3 big halls there full of
rats and they bite. You can hit them with the brush but its easier to run and av
oid them.
Once you have made it thru then you will find yourself in a water storage room w
ith another mini game. To the left and
right are flooded rooms you must empty them one at a time and find a gear and a
crank handle in each one. You will need
these later.
After this you must fill the third room at the end and jump across the crocks.
They roar twice before eating you.
Get over this and use the crank to open the gate. Once thru the gate you find yo
urself in a factory. There are two rooms
on the upper level but its blocked. You must place the crates on the tree pressu
re pads to open the bridges.
Once in the first room in the trash can is a tin of beans in the draw is a piece
of string and matches on the table. The
phone wont work till you unscramble the line. Use the beans and string on the cu
pboard and light it with the matches.
Inside you will find a unscrambler. Its fiddly but try to get all the dials to s
top rocking this is how it should look.
Now call centre and he will come pick you up. Go outside and talk to him twice g
et the crowbar from his boot then go
back upstairs to the bathroom and use the crowbar to force the locker take the s
uit, shaving cream and the rusty razor.
Go back outside find the steel tube and the bedpan. Go to the old car and use th
e bedpan to hold the water from the
radiator go over to the fire and put it on it and use the matches. Place the r
usty razor in the pan.
Now back up to the bathroom and have a shave. Then go back to your friend.
Next you get to drive. It s just a bit of fun so practice because there hard to
drive.
Once you get to town then go to the bar for some papers. They have been dumped o
utside in the bin but it smells. See the
guy on the piano but he won t talk to you without a beard. See the chef in the ba
ck room and he tells you about a body
in his cooler with a beard. See the bartender for some scissors. Cut the beard o
ff and see the guy on the piano again.
He will tell you to get some air freshener off the chef. Use this to get the pap
ers and see the forger. He will tell you
that you need more money so now its time to race.

Now go back to the cars. Your friend tells you how to make money racing. Have a
practice in the old car.
Then do the demolition race this is easy just take your time.
Then the tractor race You only have to do the tractor race twice and it s very ha
rd but Don t worry about the money
yet because it gets harder and harder to win there is another way to get money

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When you get tire of racing go back to the bar and see kid he s in the back room i
n the kitchen. Keep talking to him
till he tells you where the wires are and gives you a job. Go to the distillery
and connect the wires like this.
Now take the jugs to the farm. CAREFULLY.
After you have dropped off the moon shine the lady will give you a job shooting
coyote after some aim practice pick up
some manure from the front of the barn then go see kid at the bar he will give y
ou some money and now you can get the
papers from the forger . go back to the old car and then see cender he will send
you to see a Indian in the mountains
who will send you to talk to your uncle in the underworld before you leave the I
ndians farm find the bottle of white
spirits.
When you get to the underworld search the bin at the start twice you will find m
oney and a ticket. Use the ticket to get
in then make your way to the top. Go to the first office at the top on the left.
It will tell you to fill a form then
return it then again and again making your way round till john get sick. Go back
to the first office and bribe them with
the money in the carrier bag. Talk to your uncle and go back. The mafia comes an
d you have a shoot out on the back of
the truck. After this you go back to the bar and get captured. Then get locked i
n a big cellar underground.
Next game this is hard. To get out of the handcuffs you must copy the arrows usi
ng keys wasd. Once your free collect the
horn across the room then clime down free the girl find rubber glove in the sewe
r and back up to the cell to use the
glove to turn the propellers off then use the box to climb back up pull off the
props it takes two attempts and
collect them. Then find the paddles add all these bits to the car in the sewer
then get the girl to help you move it.
Find a large room with four levers. On at a time run round and turn them on and
the room will fill with water. Run back
to the car boat fast. Then find your way out.
Then when your out go back to the bar then back to the old car to go to the f
arm. The mafia are already there. Shoot
them. There is first aid and ammo behind the barn.
Then go back and have to go to the church to find the map. When you get there ke
ep shaking the scaffolding till an axe
just misses you then use the axe on the small back door.
When inside you find the priest dead and find fragments of a puzzle everywhere u
se these to open the box on the top
floor of the church.
This is easy once you have put the pieces together and unlocked the box then you
will go to the museum. To get the mask
you must fight an old woman Street Fighter style.
Then go find the mask where you find another puzzle. Set the paddles to get the

right ball to the right colours. Once

you have the mask you will find yourself in the bar. Go outside and talk to the
man there. He will show you where the
map is in the river. Don t hit the rocks
From there go to see kid at the bar he will tell you to go to the cemetery. You
get taken to the mines where you have to
find your way through its a bit of a maze but you soon work it out .once your t
here you must shoot the undead in the
grave yard.
Once you have beaten the zombies you reach the alter you dig and fall into anoth
er dimension. These realy messes with
your head. Find a little woman and after walking on a few of the squares that ar
e lighted up she sends you to get a
teddy. Yes the one you fried in the jail. There are funny bridges that have to b
e pushed in the right direction if not
they fall off the platforms and you must start again.
Once you have the teddy and gave it to the woman you go thru a doorway and this
is where it gets even weirder imagine a
pinball maze and you re a squashy ball moved by your mouse. This is tricky special
ly with the circular maze. Timing and
concentration is needed at all times to find the robot at the end of it LOL.
Once you have managed this the robot will send you back to the town. You must ra
ce the tractor and win but this time you
will have super bean fuel. Go see kid at the bar and see what time it is. Then g
o help with the tractor. You will be
sent for some beans for the fuel. Go to the farm but be careful on the way back.
They go BOOM.
Once back they make the fuel in the distillery then it goes back to the tractor
race this time you have to win. But the
tractor goes a little bit faster. wink wink .
Once completed and a good break from racing the girl gets kidnapped. You go to t
heir hide out but you need something to
blow the gates. Go back to the town and in front of the casino there is a thief
who will make you a bomb. But you need
to get him some things. You should already have everything except the bar of s
oap.
Go and see the bartender and he will tell you to search in the hedge by the chur
ch. Once you have it take it back to the
thief and he will make you a bomb to blow the gates then once in you have to sho
ot some more mafia men. Once you have
killed them all there are pipes and tunnels that take you all over the place you
have to find the right one to take you
inside the building.
Once you find the right one the game takes a bit of a platform. Avoid the obstac
les.
Once you have made it past the blades and fire you chase them on a old mine cart
. Watch your head but shoot the bad
guys.

When you get to the bad guy don t shoot him hit the signal panel at the right.
Once you have shot the signal his train comes off the track. All the town s folk t
urn up but then the bad guy climes up
but the old woman fly kicks him into lava.
And you re done. They all discover gold and diamonds and the town is saved. You ca
n now play the mini games.
Thank you and I hope this is helpful.
Rickycardo.