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Month 6
Here we are.
Damn man.
BIG upsIm proud of you.
Not like, Way to go slugger, Im proud of you t-ball shit
I mean like, dudeIm PROUD of you.
This is Month 6 of 6. Your graduation from serious curriculum of the Masters of Dating Inner
Circle is almost here, and today, Im super fucking amped to share with you what might possibly
be my most deadly conversational weapon of them all.
And besides its potency, it also has the best possible name a conversation method could
havesome of my clients call it genius, but..
..I just call it The T.I.T.S. Method.
Lol. I know. I love it too
What does The T.I.T.S. Method stand for?
T Transition
I I.. statement
T Theme
S Spike
Its a four-step sequence that you can use in any conversation, at any point, to hook the girl in
flirtatiously, get her chasing and then spike her buying temperature sky high so shes literally
eating out of the palm of your hand (OK, she wont literally be eating out of the palm of your
hand. Unless you have swedish fish there. Girls fucking love swedish fish.)
Lets go through each of the parts now, then Im going to give you my favorite 6 EXAMPLES of
the TITS Method that I use all the time naturally now for the usual ridiculous results.
Ready to dive in the waters with me?
JUMP!
NOWas promised, lets ride into my Top 6 favorite T.I.T.S. Method examples I use
constantly and am never surprised that they always work so fucking well.
#1: Name TITS
T: Ask her her name after a couple minutes of talking about something else. Or if youre on a
date, just start talking about names, your name, her name, Baracks name, whatever.
I: Ive found I can only really date people with certain names (get ready, youre going to be
implying she doesnt have the name to date you)
T: Talk about how youve gotten along with girls whose names start with A, or how you and
Tiffanys seem to click really well or whatever. Just have a normal HVST about names you guys
both like or dislike, and get along with or dont get along with.
S: Tell her at the Spike, Its too bad your name isnt Tiffany, I guess there goes the marriage
and our future 2.7 kids. Anyways
#TheTITS
#2: Princess TITS
T: Isnt it weird how so many people today, in the 21st century, still arent comfortable talking
about things like sex? Shell always agree with this cuz she wants to look free and mature, so
now its easy and obvious for you to say something like
I: I have a soft spot in my heart for girls who love sex and all the best positions..
T: Talk about how the girls who enjoy the best sex are the ones who are free and open about it
theyre not easy, but they know sex is a HUGE part of a healthy, fulfilling life. And of course,
the smartest ones know that the best position for that is Princess Style. (shell ask what Princess
Style is. Youll tell her how your friend Jason decided a long time ago that since every girl he
knew loved doggy style but wouldnt always do it because they felt the name was degrading, he
changed the name to something much better suiting Princess Style. True story.) Great
fucking theme.
S: Its too bad me and you could obviously never have sex..I cant deal with any more stalkers
at this point. Anyways..
#TheTITS
#3: Kegel TITS
T: You could transition to this with the same transition from Princess TITS, or something like,
Whats your favorite organ on your body? I feel like most girls say eyes... Then, shell laugh,
answer, whatever, and then you can say, My favorite are actually the sex organs. By far
#TheTITS
#6: Sex TITS
T: How often do you think people should be having sex?
I: I just feel kinda off and deprived right now..
T: Talk about how its cuz you havent had sex yet today and you normally have sex at least
twice a day (thats actually how I feel right now. I havent had sex all day right now as Im
writing you this, and Im used to at least 2-3x/day and I fucking hate it. Lol.). Talk about how
people dont have enough sex and the world would just be a better place if more people had more
sex and more people got really good at sex, then everyone would be walking around, fresh off an
orgasm, bouncing about with swagger in their step and smiles on their faces.
S: Its too bad Im not allowed to have sex with nice girls anymore, otherwise Id probably let
you have a shot with me. Anyways
#ThemotherfvckingTITS