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take the teapot to the kettle, and not the other way about. The water should be actually boiling at the
moment of impact, which means that one should keep it on the flame while one pours." This isn't hard to
do, even if you are using electricity rather than gas, once you have brought all the makings to the same
scene of operations right next to the kettle.
It's not quite over yet. If you use milk, use the least creamy type or the tea will acquire a sickly taste. And
do not put the milk in the cup firstfamily feuds have lasted generations over thisbecause you will
almost certainly put in too much. Add it later, and be very careful when you pour. Finally, a decent
cylindrical mug will preserve the needful heat and flavor for longer than will a shallow and wide-mouthed
how often those attributes seem to go togetherteacup. Orwell thought that sugar overwhelmed the
taste, but brown sugar or honey are, I believe, permissible and sometimes necessary.
Until relatively few years ago, practically anything hot and blackish or brackish could be sold in America
under the name of coffee. It managed both to be extremely weak and extremely bitter, and it was
frequently at boiling point, though it had no call to be. (I use the past tense, though there are many places
where this is still true, and it explains why free refills can be offered without compunction.) At least in
major cities, consumers now have a better idea how to stick up for themselves, often to an irksome
degree, as we know from standing behind people who are too precise about their latte, or whatever it's
called.
Next time you are in a Starbucks or its equivalent and want some tea, don't be afraid to decline that hasty
cup of hot water with added bag. It's not what you asked for. Insist on seeing the tea put in first, and on
making sure that the water is boiling. If there are murmurs or sighs from behind you, take the
opportunity to spread the word. And try it at home, with loose tea and a strainer if you have the patience.
Don't trouble to thank me. Happy New Year.
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Christopher Hitchens is a columnist for Vanity Fair and the Roger S. Mertz media fellow at the Hoover
Institution.
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