We had hours

and hours of a gray a?ernoon to kill in Dayton, Ohio, so upand down the streets
we drove, aimlessly searching for something to make the timego by. ?e music stor
e we soon stumbled upon had Sean Hannity audio books on prominent display and wa
s littered with troughs packed full of obscure moviesfrom the 80 s that you could
tell would eventually die a slow death in some rotting garbage dump.Disappointed
, we le? and headed up the road a bit, passing non-descriptstorefronts and shops
until ?nally spotting a bookstore on the corner. Perfect: it salways easy to kill
time in a bookstore. We walked in, out of the rain.It was quickly apparent that
this was a strange store we had stumbled upon.Stu?ed animals hung low from the
ceiling and the ?rst few shelves were all fullof children s novels, so I initially
assumed it was a family-friendly establishmentor something along those lines, stu
?ed with inane fare running the gamut fromGoosebumps to Chicken Soup for the Corp
orate Lawyer s Soul. But then, rightnext to all the kid books began an extensive po
rn section, including scores of weird, worn dirty paperbacks that appeared to h
ark from the 60s or 70s. ?ere was no signi?cant division between the sections, s
o You re a Good Man, CharlieBrown rubbed covers with Slutty Leather-Clad Hooker Bitch
es. Weird, Ithought, ducking my head to avoid a dangling teddy bear.A nutty book
store was a good sign. My main goal was to ?nd bizarre booksto ridicule in You I
diot, and I hit pay dirt a few aisles over in the New Age section, when my eyes spi
ed a battered, frayed copy of a book that looked to ?t thebill nicely. ?e Magick o
f Chant-o-Matics I said aloud as I pulled it out, immediatelyrecognizing that thi
s could be good stu? weird, obsolete pseudo-science (if youcould even call it
that
) peddled to the desperate many years ago, now a neglectedartifact tucked away i
n a weird bookstore. ?e book promised to enable you toobtain power, money, health
and protection at any time, any place and with aminimum of e?ort. Hey, sign me u
p!Next to it were two other similarly-themed tomes entitled ?e Miracle of PsychoCommand Power and ?e Magic of New Ishtar Power. I picked up allthree, assuming it w
ould be six dollars well spent.Once I got to the club we were playing at that ni
ght, I ?ipped throughthe trio and began cracking up uncontrollably at the conten
ts. ?e common
! What s the hold up?! , and then Buckland mouthing the words Oh
Fuck
, as his eyes widen, running to his typewriter and pounding out bullshitas fast a
s possible.Actually, what am I saying? He wouldn t have panicked; he would havesim
ply smiled, lit a candle, and chanted away:Screwed, screwed, screwedMe, me, meWr
ite, write, writeBook, Book, Book!Neblor el na noo!!And POOF! appeared the compl
eted manuscript for Chant-o-Matics.
From You Idiot by Nate Gangelhoff
The Miracle of Psycho -Command Power
Raymond Buckland - The Magick of Chant-o-matics
139351722 Al G Manning the Miracle of Universal Psychic Power
How to Unleash Your Secret Mental Powers
Cyclomancy
The Miracle of Universal Psychic Power
Robert a. Ferguson - Psychic Telemetry
Secret Mental Powers
Robert Stone - Hypno Cybernetics
Eight Page Hypno Cybernetics Report
Carl Nagel Sexual Psychic Seduction
Psychic Demand
Al G Manning the Magic of New Ishtar Power
Visualisation Finbarr
Helping Yourself With White Witchcraft
The Secret(s) of A Lifetime
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