THE

A-Z
BOOK OF
STUPID

LINGO
(WARNING: Reading this might lower your intelligence.)

THE

A-Z
BOOK OF
STUPID

LINGO
(WARNING: Reading this might lower your intelligence.)

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o
f
is

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c
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a
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m
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s
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Not sur

like.
it taste

for
(An Acronym For
Before Anyone Else )

It also means poop in Danish.

E
A
B

is for
!
s
n
a
e
B
l
o
Co
ble or
(For very favora
ons)
pleasing situati

beans!
g
in
k
o
lo
lo
o
c
ally
Or just really re

is for
DERP!
(When an ignorant comment
or action is made)

Well, people can be really stupid sometimes ...

for
EPIC!
For the lack of a better word for certain people.

for
FOMO

(An Acronym For The

Fear of Missing Out)

The fear is real, guys!

for
Gintz
To get screwed out
of something that is
rightfully yours.

Shit happens.

Its just complicated.

is for
HeteroFlexible

(A primarily straight
individual who finds
people of the same
sex appealing in
certain situations.)

is for
iPhone Effect ...

(The situation
whereby one person
in the group uses
their iPhone and
the rest follow suit,
ultimately ending
all conversation
and eye contact.)

This

is

fa
r

Sad, isnt it?

e
r
e
r
momo

in

g
n
i
t
s
e
ter

than

you!

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s
l
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w
o
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oes
w
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t
s
a
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(
a nig
g
n
i
nce)
w
e
g
l
u
follo
d
overin
y
a
d
i
l
ho

els,
w
o
B
e
l
, Jing
s
l
e
w
o
B
Day ~
l
l
Jingle
A
s
l
Bowe
e
l
g
n
i
J

Who knew?

is for
Kick Rocks!

(To tell someone to

leave angrily)

r
o
f
is
d
r
a
t
L
LO
Someone who overuses the
word LOL, and its derivatives,
after almost every comment
even when it is non-humorous.

You need to stop trying so hard!

is for
Its all in your head, silly!

Mind Bladder

is for
(When someone or
something is better
online than in real life)

Sorry but thats the truth.

NETGLOW

(An employee who

maintains a position at a
company despite the fact
that all of his job duties
have been reassigned
to other employees)

is for
Office
Ghost

Does this sound like someone you know?

is for
PHOBAR
(An Acronym for
PHOtoshopped Beyond
All Recognition)

Sounds like a lot of work to me.

(Someone who is ok to be
single and wait for the right
person, rather than always
in a relationship, looking for
a relationship, or dating
someone for the sake of it)

is for Quirkyalone
Aww, there are still people who believe in true love!

is for Rescue Chip

(That one chip you
use to fish the bits of
the first one that broke
apart in the dip)

It is time
for the
rescue
chip
mission!

is for

(Either the new generations

alternative word for cool
or An Acronym for Secretly
We Are Gay)

SW
AG

is for
Twerk~
(A fancy word for
booty-poppin)

Also what bitches do to gain attention ...

is for

(An acronym and an

abbreviation of You Dont
Even Know It. Often used
when the other party is
obnoxiously ignorant
about the entire situation)

In other words, they are indirectly calling you stupid, stupid.

!
O
N
E
UO

is for
Vanilla Rice
(When a White guy tries
to act like an Asian)

To each their own,

not judging here ...

(Used to convey a casual

sense of affirmation,
acknowledgment,
agreement, or to indicate
that something has
impressed you favorably.

is for
Not just words, after all.

word word word word word

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word word word word word
word
word
word
word
word word word word word
word word word word word
word word word word word

WORD

is for
XYZ!

(An Abbreviation for

Examine Your Zipper)

Now you know, now you know ~

!
(An abbreviation for:
You Only Live Once)

That is also your cue to do

stupid things right away.

YO
LO

is for

is for

(An imperative command

that means Shut your
mouth or Lets hear no
more from you)

People can be really mean sometimes ...

Zip Your
Soup-Cooler!

Glossary
A

Jingle Bowels

S Swag

B Bae

Kick Rocks

T Twerk

L Loltard

U UOENO

D Derp

E Epic

N Netglow

W Word

F FOMO

X XYZ

G Gintz

P Phobar

Y YOLO

H Hetero-Flexible

Q Quirkyalone

Z Zip Your

Soup-Cooler

Awesome Beans

Cool Beans

iPhone Effect

Mind Over Bladder

Office Ghost

Rescue Chip

Vanilla Rice

THIS

BOOK

IS NOT MEANT TO

OFFEND
ANYONE

(Only if you not use them.)