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Jaime: ...
Gabby: Basically right here.
Steph: We've only ever fought one.
Forrest: Oh.
Gabby: When the school is fricked up like this, that means, uhm... yeah.
Forrest: Nice to know I'm basically in the same boat of inexperience.
Narrator : It's a long hallway.
Steph: Yeah, you're not -- we're all out of our league.
Narrator : At the end there's an ominous looking door.
They kind that would have something like:
Forrest: Maybe if we combine all our strengths, we'll even out to something medi
ocre.
Narrator : "DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE" plastered on
Gabby: Frickin' better than nothing, right?
Mac D.: welcome to season 1 of the walking dead kids
Jaime: Well, there are more of us now than last time.
Steph: Lets just, um... get going.
Ken: There's no use dewlling on our ignorance.
Forrest: Oh good. Our odds have improved.
Gabby caaaaautiously steps forward
Narrator : gabby is immediatly killed
Gabby: frick you
Narrator : Well.
It's safe to say.
It's not a minefield
Steph: .me hangs in the back of the group
Forrest watches Gabby walk, carefully following behind
Gabby goes ahead and pulls out her nice Ayn Rand book
Jaime leads with his long, hard spear
Teddy Reinside: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Mind
{(
19
+
7
+
13
)}+1
= 14
Gabby flips it to an especially annoying part
Teddy Reinside is peaking into a doorway
Steph: ...?
Steph looks back at Teddy
Teddy Reinside: Holy shit...
Fawkes M.: How do you peak into a doorway?
Gabby: ...What?
Steph: What is it?
Forrest looks back at Ted as everyone else does
Forrest: Is it a monster.
Steph: ...close the door.
Teddy Reinside: very carefully
Jaime glances back, not taking his attention entirely off of the front
)
= 20
Gabby: k-ken is hero...
Fawkes M.: Miracle Man Ken
Space: the hero approaches
Ken just summons his sword and throws it at a Nihilist
Space: it hits jaime in the lung
Ken: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 2 for Spirit
{(
3
+
14
+
14
)}+2
= 16
Jaime: ow
Gabby: :D
Ken: rolling 1d8 + 2 for damage
(
5
)+2
= 7
Gabby: c:
Ken 's blade cuts deep into it, slicing off a limb
Gabby:
Narrator : The Perverse Nihilist dances through the air in a really uncomfortabl
e manner.
Gabby: :>
Narrator : It flies onto Jaime, trying to wrap its legs around his midsection
Mobile L: Reminder that more art of Gabby exists https://cdn1.artstation.com/p/a
ssets/images/images/000/610/165/large/yewon-park-character2.jpg?1443931597
Narrator : Roll to dodge
and you know what
Fawkes M.: Can he roll to counterattack?
Space: sick sketches
Narrator : fuck you, decreased
sure
decreased if you want to dodge
because
look
at this fucking hallway
Mac D.: wouldn't it make more sense for the counterattack to be the decreased ro
ll
Narrator : granted
shut uo
Jaime isn't gonna dodge that shit in this narrow hallway, instead going for a st
raight thrust to catch it
Fawkes M.: I presume this ain't decreased?
Narrator : nope
Fawkes M.: Aww yeh
Jaime: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Finesse
{(
12
+
12
+
4
)}+1
= 13
Narrator : Jaime thrusts deeply
The spear stabs into it.
Mobile L: :-)!!!!!!!
Narrator : rolling 1d8 + 1
(
4
)+1
= 5
Jaime: Alright...
Narrator : Hey, Forrest.
You just immediatly go into action mode.
Forrest: ...
Narrator : It's time to solve a mystery.
Forrest makes his way to round the corner
Mobile L: let's do this shit
Forrest: 'Scuse me, Pardon me, Coming through.
Narrator : Forrest shove past everyone else
Steph: H-hey--!
Gabby: D:
Narrator : He pushes Steph into the wall.
Gabby:
>:|
Narrator : Nearly crushes Gabby.
Forrest: ....Wow, fuck, these things are nasty.
Gabby: ...Mmf... You'd better frickin' hit that thing hard.
Forrest: Alright, time to try out my new magic powers.
.........................
Narrator : forrest explodes
Forrest: How do I use my new magic powers.
What do you guys do.
Jaime: Are you serious?!
Steph: Make something up!
Forrest: Uh, okay. They explode.
.......
Jaime probably still has that Nihilist skewer
Forrest: I don't think making shit up works.
Steph: Oh my god!!
Mr. Mu: They shall come to you, my child, summon thy strength!
Gabby: Frickin'...! Just try whatever, that's how we learned!
Forrest: Wait fuck where'd you come from.
Mr. Mu is speaking from the doorway
Gabby: will you fricking please........
Forrest: ....Okay. I don't think I've ever summoned strength before.
Space: the two nihilists look at each other confusedly
Jaime: HOW ARE YOU A SAGE?!?!
Mr. Mu: literally just
Space: one still wriggling at the end of jaime's spear
Mr. Mu: attack in whatever fashion
you see fit
Forrest: ......
Gabby: D:<
Forrest stares at the Nihilist not skewered on the spear
Forrest: ............
)}+1
= 9
Mobile L: shit and fuck
Narrator : The Nihilist kicks the book out of her hand.
Gabby: MOTHERFRICKER
Gabby is SO MAD NOW
Steph: Fuck... how many of them are there?!
Narrator : The Fearsome Nihilist immediatly takes a horrible swipe at Suzie
Forrest: Are there more over on your end.
Gabby: FOUR OVER HERE, HOWEVER MANY UP THERE.
Steph: There's one with claws!
Forrest: Yeah we're dealing with four over here.
Gabby: THAT IS FIVE THEN.
Narrator : She tries to jump back
Forrest: Is it one of those big ones you were talking about.
Steph: It-- it's huge!!
Narrator : rolling {3d20kl1} + 1 for decreased Finesse
{(
8
+
19
+
1
)}+1
= 2
Space: jesus shit goodbye suzie
Mac D.: thus ends the storie of suzoe
Narrator : It just fucking craves into her
Forrest: How huge.
Mobile L: fuck
Narrator : rolling 3d8
(
1
+
4
+
4
)
= 9
Steph: NO!
Forrest: "No"'s not really an answer.
Gabby: WHAT. WHAT'S HAPPENING UP THERE?
Suzie screams
Forrest: ........Oh.
Gabby: ...FRICK!
Nathan charges past her
Forrest: Things are going bad up there, I think.
Nathan: Hey, buzz off, freak!
Gabby just makes an enraged, incoherent noise
Nathan goes to punch it in the mouth-vagina
Space: it's gonna bite off his hand
Nathan: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
9
+
15
+
12
)}+1
= 13
Space: oh shit
Mobile L: NATHAN YOU A GOOD BOY
Forrest: Not exactly the glorious end I'd hope I'd get out of this.
Nathan: rolling 1d8 + 1
(
7
)+1
= 8
Gabby ANGRIER NOISE
Narrator : Nathan sends its head to the side, where it meats the wall with a mea
ty sound.
Forrest: Torn apart by my first monster encounter, next to a kid making weird no
ises.
Gabby RRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!
Suzie looks down at her bleeding gash
Forrest: Maybe with my added girth it'll take them longer to rip me apart.
Suzie calms down instantly
Forrest: You could probably get a decent running start if I was taken out first.
Gabby just has the look of someone who wants to commit grievous acts of violence
in retribution for wrongdoings but cannot
Gabby: . . .
Suzie turns to Steph, with iron in her eyes
Suzie bolsteres Steph
Steph ...
Steph starts writing in her book at the Fearsome Nihilist
Steph: [G O T O H E L L]
Fawkes M.: AAAGH what'd I miss
Steph: rolling {3d20kh1} + 1 for increased Finesse
{(
14
+
3
+
16
)}+1
= 17
Suzie: things are getting shitty
Mac D.: we's fucked boyo
Mobile L: Suzie got hurt
Space: suzie got clawed to shit
Suzie: The words fly at the Nihilist
rolling 1d8 + 1
(
2
)+1
= 3
Gabby seethes quietly and waits for her opportunity to grab her crap back
Narrator : The G gets it, but it paws the rest of the letters away
Steph: Got it!!
Fawkes M.: Ah, hell
Forrest: Are things improving on your end.
Steph: -- God dammit!
Gabby: .........
Narrator : Ken goes to stab it in th juggular
Gabby: >:C
Ken: Get back!
rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 2 for Spirit
{(
16
+
10
+
8
)}+2
= 12
Gabby oh frick, Ken
Ken: rolling 1d8 + 2
(
6
)+2
= 8
Mac D.: what should forrest's weapon be, when/if he gets one
Gabby ...OH FRICK, KEN! :D
Mobile L: Be like Gab and take up the book of violence
Narrator : The Perverse Nihilist returns to the object of its...
Space: spirit javelins
Mac D.: errbody's gota book
Narrator : Interest.
Space: ghost atlatl
Narrator : Jaime.
Jaime: hi
Narrator : And tries wrapping its legs around his midsection again
Space: intangible glaive
Forrest: ...Watch out, Hair Gel. It likes you.
Space: haunted halberd
Gabby: FRICK IT UP.
Jaime: I know, I know!
Space: a gun
Mac D.: what do you think, seer
Narrator : a magnifiying glass that shoots lasers
Mac D.: you know that's exactly what i was thinking
Mobile L: Yehhhh boiiiii
Jaime goes to stab it in one of the leg joints, intent on maiming it
Space: no a gun
Mac D.: shoots searing heat beams that burns away deception
Mobile L: Perf
Jaime: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Finesse
{(
13
+
13
+
15
)}+1
= 14
Narrator : Okay.
Now.
That's also decreased, but that doesn't matter.
Because that was a fairly complicated thing.
To specifically
Get it in the joint while it's juqing and jiving.
Space: Westeros Jesus
Mobile L: But he dood it
Narrator : rolling 2d8 + 1
(
4
+
7
)+1
= 12
Jaime: imma just that good
Narrator : Its limbs just blow off.
And it withers and dissolves on the floor.
Jaime: Hah!
Forrest: Nice work.
Mobile L: I think I only have another 45 minutes to an hour, y'awl
Jaime: There we go!
Mac D.: YOU CAN DO IT
Gabby: GOOD.
Teddy Reinside just stares at all of this
Mac D.: YOU CAN PERSEVERE
YOU
CAN
GO
Steph: D-did you get it??
Mac D.: ALL
THE
WAY
Forrest: Yeah, we got one.
Jaime: I did! One of them, at least.
Teddy Reinside: Uh...
Mobile L: ehehe no i cain't, or i will be in trouble with people
Teddy Reinside is tempted to jump into the door
Forrest: You should probably pay attention to the big one.
Teddy Reinside grabs a rock from the floor and throws it at the Fearsome Nihilis
t, not even using his powers
Teddy Reinside: rolling {3d20kl1} + 0 for decreased brawn
{(
20
+
18
+
1
)}+0
= 1
Space: holy shit
if it wasn't decrease
Teddy Reinside throws the rock at it
ATHHHHH
Space: hastily transcribing shitty speeches
Gabby: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Mind
{(
8
+
6
+
5
)}+1
= 7
Narrator : who is john galt
Mobile L: hbdhouwuihfbwdhuifw3hfeuhifuhiwhuifhiuf3ihuf3wiuhfehui
Narrator : It just fucking kicks the book again.
Mobile L: UBde89y23y8r2fih8u39 u0[r3 uy8r\
8hr98yr98y46rtu89i
shit shit shir shit shit
Fawkes M.: Those 35K words is probably gonna be her finishing move in the final
battle
Mac D.: gabby is going to have a fucking gein-styled anger induced heart attack
Space: the whole battle is just to bide the enemys time
Mobile L: Good thing she is so young
Fawkes M.: No, Mobile will
Space: so gabby can finish it
Mac D.: gabby the destroyer
Gabby:
Narrator : The Fearsome Nihilist goes to gore its attackers on its claws.
Gabby: EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!
Forrest: ....I don't think they understood you.
Narrator : rolling 3d20
(
15
+
10
+
13
)
= 38
rolling 3d20
(
19
+
13
+
15
)
= 47
Fawkes M.: She then proceeds to shut the Third Heaven on everyone else
Narrator : rolling 3d20
(
18
+
3
+
8
)
= 29
Forrest: I could barely understand you. Half of that was angry gibberish.
Space: ooh
Jaime: ...nnngh...
Space: *oof
Gabby is in no mood
Narrator : rolling 2d8
(
2
+
5
)
= 7
rolling 2d8
(
2
+
5
)
= 7
Mobile L: ahahahah man okay
Forrest: i'll go get some glue
Fawkes M.: Does this campaign have a dojo?
Narrator : Ken...
Steph: the meat shields are serving their purpose admirably
Narrator : He's not doing so hot...
Gabby GYEG&PEGOYOE&@T&RB^R@^E@^E&@&E@&^E&^BE@*YENYN
Narrator : Nathan goes to just give it another haymaker
rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
14
+
18
+
3
)}+1
= 15
rolling 1d8 + 1
(
7
)+1
= 8
Gabby
Fawkes M.: What ethnicity is Nathan?
Narrator : good question
Mac D.: aryan
Fawkes M.: Good Question Jesus
Mobile L: He looks vaguely Hispanic
Space: Dweeb Jesus
Narrator : his last name is pyrce
Mac D.: really he just looks like a mildly tan white guy to me
Space: yes
Mobile L: Tan Anglo Jesus
Narrator : Suzie dodges out of the way of the claw
Space: i had this conversation with seer, all of the npcs are white
Mac D.: gosh mobile are all your white people pale as the newfallen snow in texa
s
Fawkes M.: Even the black ones?
Mac D.: you racist
Narrator : The second little asshole goes past Gabby and tries to stick a knife
in Forrest
Forrest: I don't feel safe.
Gabby: JAIME IS POISONED.
Forrest: ....!
Jaime: ...ghh...
Forrest tries taking a big step back to avoid the knife thrust
Narrator : that pnt for air
Forrest: rolling 3d20 -1
(
10
+
3
+
3
)-1
= 15
Narrator : was jaime
Gabby AAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS IT NOT MY FRICKING TURN
Narrator : Forrest was stuck with a knife
Forrest: ...!
Narrator : rolling 2d8
(
6
+
8
)
= 14
Forrest: Gh-.......
Gabby: MOTHERFRICKER THAT IS IT I HAVE HAD IT
Fawkes M.: Which archetype is analagous to a healer?
Forrest: Would you quit......screaming....
Narrator : caregiver buffs
probably can heal
Fawkes M.: What about Sage?
Space: sage debuffs
Teddy Reinside: I'LL HELP YOU!
Mac D.: i give buffs and debuffs but i don't heal
Fawkes M.: Dammit, so much for Savior Teddy
Forrest: oh god, please no....
Gabby ...
Teddy Reinside: Uh, uh...!
Jaime: ...
Steph: You can- you can do it!!
Teddy Reinside just begins freaking out
Forrest: .....
Forrest looks up at Teddy
Teddy Reinside: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Mind
{(
3
+
1
+
14
)}+1
= 4
Teddy Reinside passes out
Forrest: .......
Gabby: ..........
Jaime: .........
Steph: ...........
Gabby ENRAGED
Teddy Reinside: wait
Forrest turns to punt the Nihilist what stabbed him
Forrest: rolling 3d20
(
1
+
9
+
9
)
= 19
Narrator : rolling 1d4
(
4
)
= 4
that's for you, forrest
that's from the poison
Forrest: ...Gck....!....
Narrator : Forrest is too fucked up from the poison to kick straight
Forrest clutches his wound, actually changing his expression for fuckin once to
wince in pain
Gabby FRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICK
Narrator : and jaime
Forrest: ....Stop.....
Narrator : rolling 1d4
(
1
)
= 1
Jaime: ...Dammit...
Narrator : for you
Space: hes made of sterner stuff than the fat man
Gabby is there an off button on this child, probably not
Mac D.: you'd think a fat man would be affected by poison slower
Jaime doesn't feel like thrusting at anything anymore, so he just tries to sweep
-slash at the small Nihilist
Narrator : Jaime's drank some really bad shit before, he'll be fine.
Space: jaime's probably taller than forrest
Jaime: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 0 for Brawn
{(
15
+
17
+
11
)}+0
= 15
Narrator : It pops into black slude
Fawkes M.: Gonna decrease that?
Space: ~kingsguard jesus~
Jaime: ...Heh... heheh...
Forrest: ....You missed one...
Jaime: ...
Narrator : The Perverse Nihilist goes to kick Gabby in the face again
Jaime: ...!
Forrest: ....
Gabby tries to suck it the frick into the fricking backpack that is a fricking b
lackhole she is SO FRICKING DONE
Gabby: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 0 for Spirit
{(
5
+
4
+
12
)}+0
= 5
Narrator : you know
i'm going to allow that
Mobile L: Thank
Narrator : don't rool
Mac D.: no
Narrator : it's going in the pack
Mac D.: no let gabby's rage go white hot
Gabby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFRICKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Fawkes M.: It's gonna be important in the final battle
Forrest: ........
Narrator : There's still that
Fucking
Midget
Forrest: ....
Gabby: ........
Jaime: .....
Forrest stomps on it
Narrator : Jumping around
Gabby was gonna do that but was beat to the punch
Narrator : Splat.
Steph: ...I-is everyone okay?
Forrest: ....Problem solved.....Gh...
....No.
Gabby hhhhhhhhhhrrrghh...
Jaime: ...Not exactly...
Gabby: ...They're both poisoned...
Forrest: ...Who's dead on your end.
Steph: No one's dead, um... guys, are you okay?
Forrest: I just said No.....
Gabby does that post-angry thing where you pant
Steph was talking to the npc fucks
= 39
Nathan: It had big teeth...
Narrator : RIght probably the mouth.
Forrest: ...Alllllright.
Forrest scribble scribbles in the checkbook
Jaime: ...How exactly do you corrupt data?
Forrest: You've been a boon to science, buddy.
Steph: Do you think they did it intentionally?
Mac D.: can i get a journal called Forrest's Super Duper Monster Tips
Jaime: Well, what if they didn't want anyone to read it?
Narrator : "We, the Society for the [Fucked up] have [...] Through mutual will,
and [fucked up] [really fucked up] Iblis, and [fucked up] to the Second Heaven.
[fucked up] know that I will continue, with or without any of you. - S.K
Steph: Yeah, good thinking...
...
Narrator : sure duff
Mac D.: c:
Steph: ...S. K...
Narrator : in the coffe
Mac D.: clear as a crisp spring morning
Steph tries to think back
Narrator : "remember steph, he was number one"
yeah none of the one's whose names you know had s for a name
maybe the one slick douche
Steph: I'm... not sure those initials ring a bell, no.
Narrator : maybe one of the other people who you didn't meat
who even knows
Jaime: No one?
Jaime himself tries to recall
Narrator : Stephen King!
Stepanie Karloman..., uh...
Steve... Kjobs...
Jaime: ...Steph.
Steph: Yeah?
Narrator : Saskatchewan is commonly abbreviated to SK
Jaime: Are... do you have any relatives with a first initial "S"?
Steph: There's me, for one. Um...
rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + for Mind
{(
9
+
17
+
9
)}
= 9
Narrator : Steph really can't recall her parents' given names.
As they're dead.
Space: i call shenanigans
Mac D. rips the check out of the checkbook and walks on over to Steph and Jaime
Forrest: yes me
Narrator : fine fuck you
Forrest: I've got another one.
Narrator : fucking prick
Her mother's first name was Samantha
Steph: .....
Jaime: ...
Jaime turns over to the Interrupting Forrest
Jaime: Can I see it?
Forrest: ...What're you guys doing over here.
Steph: Uh -- another, um... you got the stapler?
Forrest: I gave it to you.
Narrator : Her father's was Horhay.
Steph: ...Oh.
Look at this.
Forrest nonchalantly hands the check to Jaime and looks at the computer screen
Space: Jorge
Forrest: What is it.
Jaime checks that out
Steph points at the mildly fucked file
Narrator : i'm jokign that's really dumb, it was george
Fawkes M.: Spartans really don't die
Even after Assassin shoots them
Forrest please see "Big Teeth" in: Forrest's Magical Monster Manual
Narrator : "We, the Society for the [Fucked up] have [...] Through mutual will,
and [fucked up] [really fucked up] Iblis, and [fucked up] to the Second Heaven.
[fucked up] know that I will continue, with or without any of you. - S.K
Jaime just stuffs the check into his pocket, then turns back to Steph and Forres
t
Forrest: ....What's this about.
Steph: S.K.. Do you see that?
Forrest: Yeah. Anyone I should know about.
Steph looks uncomfortable
Steph: Samantha Karloman.
Forrest: ...Who's that.
Jaime: .....
Steph: My mother.
Forrest: ...Oh.
Narrator : i had to upload this myself
Space: you're doing gods work
Forrest: Do you think she wrote this.
Steph: I don't know.
Lots of people have those initials, it's a big world.
Narrator : stephen king
Forrest: Yeah, so why do you look like you think it's her.
Narrator : stanley karling
Steph: She...
...
Narrator : that's her uncle
stanley
Forrest: Does your mom have ties to this whole thing you know about.
Steph: I have no idea, okay?
Jaime: Can we not?
Forrest: These are important questions.
Steph: I don't want to talk about it.
Narrator : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SK
Steph moves to shut the computer down
Forrest: ...Do you know something, but don't want to say anything.
Forrest: ......
What about their names.
Mr. Mu: I never remember names.
I have seen too many faces.
Forrest: Great.....
Steph: 'Magical beasts and where to find them'... In a crappy metaphysical fuck
school, that's where.
Forrest: Do you think they still have their powers.
Mr. Mu: Oh, certainly.
Forrest: ...Alright.
Forrest boots up Word
Mr. Mu: You keep these abilities for life.
Forrest: Give me those Archetypes
Jaime: Heh. Good for him.
Mr. Mu: There were...
Steph: I don't know...
Mr. Mu: A Ruler...
Forrest writes the following down
Steph: What am I supposed to do?
Mr. Mu: A Jester...
A Hero...
A Creator...
A Sage..
Forrest: Ruler....Jester.....Hero....Hang on, can you give me a quick primer on
what each powers they get
Mr. Mu: An Outlaw...
And, finally, an Everyman.
Steph: I haven't asked my grandfather about them. I mean... I'm pretty sure it f
ucked him up too, right?
Fawkes M.: I got like five minutes tops
Mr. Mu: Rulers focus on control and domination of all things.
Forrest: Alright....
Steph: I don't want to reopen old wounds like that. But...
Jaime: ...About the crash?
Mr. Mu: Jesters focus on revelry and enjoyment.
Heroes seek to prove themselves through brave or difficult action.
Steph: Yeah. He lost his daughter, he lost his son-in-law... I'm pretty much his
only family left.
Me and the parrot.
Mr. Mu: The Creator wishes to create something of lasting value.
A Sage seeks the true nature of things.
An Outlaw desires revenge and revolution.
And an Everyman simply seeks connection with others and the world around them.
Jaime: If you think you have to ask, then you should.
A lead's a lead, right?
Steph: Yeah, but... this lead is my grandfather.
Forrest typity typity
Jaime: Stop me if I start to sound like Forrest, but...
...You said that Iblis looked like him, right?
Mr. Mu: Certain Archetypes...
Steph: Yeah.
Mr. Mu: Will do more harm against certain Archetypes.
Forrest: ...?
Like...what, rock-paper-scissors?
Mr. Mu: Outlaws can more easily harm Rulers, and vice versa.
Jaime: ...I don't know, maybe that's a connection.
Forrest: Give me each of them.
Steph: The one by SK seemed like it was meant for the other members of her -- so
rry, their group
Forrest: Let's give it another read.
Forrest opens dat shiet up
Narrator : i hate you
Mac D.: :3
Narrator : lt me find it
Forrest: ......
Space: (we should probs wrap this up soon btw)
Forrest waits for the piece of shit to load
Space: (just bcause my little cousin is trying to sleep in this room as well)
Steph: ...What's our next move after this?
Narrator : We, the Society for the [Fucked up] have [...] Through mutual will, a
nd [fucked up] [really fucked up] Iblis, and [fucked up] to the Second Heaven. [
fucked up] know that I will continue, with or without any of you. - S.K
Forrest: Go back out there and find that Tartarus place.
Steph: Not gonna call it a day yet?
Mr. Mu: It will take..
Forrest: Can we just fuck off back to normal spacetime on a whim.
Here, it's loaded now.
Mr. Mu: A considerable amount of time to get to Tartarus.
Steph: ...
Mr. Mu: And you cannot stay here perpetually.
Steph: 'Know that I will continue, with or without any of you.'
Forrest: Are we certain that the entirety of the previous group makes up the sna
ke cult.
Steph: If my mother wrote that, then no.
There's a lot that we don't know at this point.
Forrest: IF. Your mom wrote it.
Steph: There is a lot that we don't know at this point, Forrest.
Forrest: I would prefer to make educated guesses based on information provided,
thank you.
An uncertain gut feeling is not substantial evidence.
Steph: Okay, let's see.
Whoever this person is, I can't see the outcome being good for them.
Forrest: Very sound thinking, I'm impressed.
Steph: That's not necessary.
Mr. Mu: turns out
he really was
impresse
d
Forrest: I don't know what you're talking about.
Alright, so. When are we able to go back to regular Spacetime.
Mr. Mu: You may leave whenever you wish,
I will tell you when you must leave.
Forrest: Is it still going to be a horrible monster school when we get back in t
here.
Steph: Are we going to have to walk all the way back, or could you just drop us
off at the entrance?
Mr. Mu: I could drop you off.
Forrest: That'd be appreciated.
Space: mu is weird and creepy and i like him
Steph: Okay, so-Are you guys okay with calling it for today?
Forrest: I can still feel the poison in me.
Steph: Wow, really?
Mr. Mu taps him
Gabby: what should we do, aside from bending to franz lizt's will
Jaime: open the gates of tartar sauce or whatever the fuck
and tell all the souls
frick off
heck
let's spraypaint the gates with "frick"
"off"
Gabby: yeahhhhhhh, heck those fricking frickers!!!! this is the best idea you've
had in years, jaime my old chum
Jaime: B)
Gabby: B)
Fawkes M.: I must do that Errand I mentioned now
Mobile L: Be safe, sane and consensual
eldritch s. (GM): i really like liszt
Mobile L: This is some pretty good shit
eldritch s. (GM): he's famous for making
some of the single hardest songs
ever
this song, the hungarian rhapsody, is infamous
Mobile L: Yeah, this sounds like it'd be a bitch to play
eldritch s. (GM): professionals have aching hands afterwards
Mobile L: Frick, yo
Fawkes M.: Back
Turns out we can't move our relative's car out of the driveway because the batte
ry is dead
Mobile L: Awww shit
eldritch s. (GM): you need to physically move it
with your own hands
Mobile L: Can I just say that I am enamored with Gabby's faceclaim?
eldritch s. (GM): she's pretty cool
Mobile L: It's prolly the most expressive character design I've seen, like, ever
eldritch s. (GM): are you ready for freddy fox
Mobile L: I AM FIVE NIGHTS AT REDDY
Fawkes M.: I'm not just ready
Fawkes M. puts sunscreen on nose
Fawkes M.: I'm ready Freddy
Mobile L: It's, uh... It's Larry.
Mac D.: it's been so long
Ed Stuart: Winter's comin'.
Forrest: since i put on the mask
Jaime: :-\
Forrest: what are you looking at, hair gel
Jaime: him
Johann Lancaster: Will you get the fuck off of my property, Stuart.
Jaime: thanks, dad
Ed Stuart: THE NORTH REMEMBERS
Forrest: i think i've seen this on a TV show once
i think it was called
Jaime: you're just imagining things
Forrest: The Hobbit
Jaime: nah
it's the brady bunch
Narrator : Game of Hobbits/
Forrest: ah, yes...
Mac D.: OH I'M EXCITE
Mobile L: git reddy motherfrickers
Narrator : man when will space stop getting off at the idea of charlemagne and a
rturia hooking u- oh there he is
Fawkes M.: Yeah, Space
Space: no the party got dropped off here so they wouldn't have to walk all the w
ay back
Narrator : yes
Forrest: .....I mean, putting aside everything that is clearly wrong with what i
s happening right now.
Narrator : no it isn't his room
this is his room
Jaime: ahh
been a while
Let's just head out.
Gabby: 'Kay... Mrgh.
Steph is just the first one out
Forrest: .....Alright, whatever.
Teddy Reinside: 'M feeling pretty good about this!
Jaime following along quickly
Nathan: ... Superpowers...
Gabby: Yyyyyyep.
Forrest: Please try not to pass out on us again.
Narrator : They're all still frozen.
Teddy Reinside: Hey!
That was one time.
I'm uh, hypoglucemic.
Steph: Okay, guys, where do we go from here?
Mac D.: i still refuse to believe that foxhole is a dude
Forrest: You seem to be keen on leading the way, so you decide.
Jaime: Where else haven't we looked?
Forrest: I don't really know the layout of the building, anyway.
Gabby: ...I'unno, is there a roof access?
Steph: ...Hold on a second, uh...
Gabby: ?
Steph: Now's a good time for this. Do any of you know where the school keeps, li
ke... their old attendance records?
Jaime: Hmm...
Forrest: I would assume they'd keep them in a designated archiving room.
Jaime: Maybe where the office usually is?
Forrest: Or somewhere in the administrative office, yes.
Gabby: ...Yeah, probably there.
Steph: Okay, let's hurry before time starts back up again.
Forrest: Why do you need attendance records.
Jaime: Think for once.
Forrest: Yes, I am thinking about it. That is why I am asking the question.
Steph: All of the people in the last group went here, okay? We don't need any ar
guments, so both of you drop it.
Fawkes M.: Not even trying for the spot check
Gabby:
Gabby cranky silence
Forrest: ...Ah. I understand. Good idea.
Steph: Okay, c'mon.
Jaime: ...
Jaime follows Steph's lead
Gabby: ...Yeah. Frickin'... Might be the best lead we've had yet.
Forrest follows
Space: oh
Forrest: We could also look for yearbooks to find the faces that go with the nam
es.
Steph: ...
Iblis walks off
Forrest: ...I don't know what that means.
Wait what does that even mean.
Jaime would bang his head against the table were it not for the-- oh
Steph: (what the fuck does that mean holy jesus christ almighty)
.......
Gabby: ...WHAT.
Forrest: ...Okay I guess we don't get to know what that means.
......
Jaime: ...Are you stupid?!?!
Forrest looks at Jaime
Forrest: Do you know what it means.
Narrator : roll mind to determine what that means
Steph: Fuckin'...
Gabby: Frrrrrricking... Frick that... that fricking... FRICK. GOD DANG...!
Teddy Reinside is hiding beneath a table
Steph: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + for Mind
{(
2
+
13
+
7
)}
= 7
Jaime: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + -1 for Mind
{(
17
+
17
+
10
)}+-1
= 16
Gabby upset dirt-kicking
Space: james braniac
Forrest: rolling 3d20 +1
(
6
+
16
+
7
)+1
= 30
Narrator : He means he's going to tear your chest open, revealing your heart to
the air.
Jaime: Do you even know who that was?
Gabby too ticked to give a frick
Ken fell onto the bench
Forrest: Judging by the way everyone was panicking, I'd say it was that thing Mr
. Mu said would kill us.
Steph: ...That was, that was enough for today, right? Can we just go?
Suzie is underneath the table too
Jaime: Yes. And he was threatening to kill you with that thing about the heart.
Nathan: HEY!
Jaime: All of us.
Forrest: Oh.
Nathan: COME BACK HERE!
Gabby doesn't even notice anyone else, that is how DANG TICKED she is
Steph looks over at Nathan
Nathan: C'MERE YOU JERK!
Steph: ...
Forrest: That was a wierdly flowery way of saying "I'm going to kill you."
Jaime: ...
Nathan is about to let off a loud shout
Steph: Fucking damn it, you guys...
Gabby: Ghhhh! Ghhhhhhh! Ghhhhhhhhh! Ghhhhhhhh...!
Steph: Stop! Nathan!
Shut up!
Holy Christ! Just stop talking!
Gabby anger_issues.png
Nathan: roll to stop i
Steph: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Finesse
{(
12
+
13
+
9
)}+1
= 13
Nathan is shoved off the table he was standing on
Steph: For fuck's sake...
Forrest watches Nathan fall like a chump
Nathan: Oof.
Jaime: ...Guys.
Steph: What?
Forrest looks at Jaime
Jaime: You know what Mu said about Iblis, right? How he gets drawn to us the mor
e we use our powers?
Gabby eventually tires herself out with dirt-kicking and stops to get her breath
Gabby:
Forrest: Are you suggesting we ease off on their use for the time being.
Steph: That's fine. That should just be a thing from now on.
Jaime: Not just ease off, don't use them at all unless we really, really have to
.
That's rule number one.
Forrest: Okay, I can get behind that.
Jaime: Are you sure?
Forrest: I'm not as adept as stick-fighting as you are, though, if that isn't re
adily apparent. So don't expect me to be of much help without them.
Gabby: ...'Kay... 'Kay, yeah, I could... I could tap the... the breaks...
you
you fucking
you piece shit
Forrest: fucking hell why was this school built on an island
Narrator : you piece of fucking shit
Forrest: -swim swim swimSpace: olive garden
Narrator : it's on the coast
Mobile L: Dan Fuckface's
Narrator : you go to the sides to leave
Jaime: Where do you feel like eating?
Mac D.: weak
pathetic
Narrator : actually
i like the idea
Mac D.: white
white guilt
Narrator : it being a little off shore
Mac D.: milquetoast
Fawkes M.: The Blind Side
Steph: Anywhere is fine with me.
Narrator : and there's like a road connecting it to the rest of town
Forrest HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
Narrator : piece of human garbage
Space: its like the school in persona 3
Narrator : shut up
shut the fuck up
Space: this is a positive thing
Narrator : Forrest walks.
And walks.
And walks.
And walks.
Wand alks.
And walks.
Narrator : And walks.
He stops.
And then walks.
And walks.
And walks.
He stops again.
Forrest: fucking crosswalks
Narrator : Does he take the bus, get picked up, or take the skytrain.
Mac D.: bus
Jaime: Hmm... what about that one donut place?
Gabby GET... COMPOSURE...
Ken: ...
Steph: That's an interesting, uh... sure!
Ken checks his watch
Ken: I'll see you tomorrow.
Gabby: ...Okay... Uh... Take care, Ken...
Ken: You too.
Ken stands up and walks off
Jaime: ...Actually-Jaime checks his watch
Gabby:
Forrest: ....Thanks.
Good luck making Canada great again.
Forrest steps out of the bus
Richard Moneypenny drives off
Forrest watches the bus go
Forrest: ........
.....I cannot believe I did not die on that bus.
Forrest continues his journey home
Wallace: Of course...
Narrator : He mutters to himself as he walks away
Wallace: I have a masters, a PH.D, and here I am, serving drinks to teenagers...
Steph: ...Wow, what a guy, huh?
Mac D.: forrest's heroic march to home
Narrator : The bagpipes start up on the speakers.
Jaime: Mm, he could be worse.
Narrator : Forrest walks to his new haus.
Mac D.: all the irishmen go "FUCK OFF"
Narrator : He's home.
The one
one
Fawkes M.: Wait, where are the speakers?
Narrator : irish guy at the reseraunt
Forrest looks up at HOME
Narrator : in the resteraunt
He stands up, disgusted.
Forrest: ......
Narrator : And leaves without paying his bill.
Steph: ...Pfft!
Gabby: ...Like, frickin'... There's these monsters, and... and they come out, and
the school gets... all weird, and... and...
Steph: Jaime, do you hear that?
Jaime: ...Heh, I do. Are they serious?
Steph: Holy shit!
Forrest exhales and enters HOME
Steph: All these fake restaurants in this town...
Mobile L: Wallace is probably hitting his special flask to get through this one
Narrator : You can totally see Wallace doing that.
Like you can fucking
See him.
Mobile L: An Irish hero
Steph: ...I, uh... wonder whaat they've got on the menu?
Jaime: Hmm...
Mobile L: A Canadian hero, too
Jaime looks down at the menu
Lilly: ...
Lel Shitkid opens the door for Forrest
Lel Shitkid: Hiiiii!
Space: it's li'l soozie
Forrest looks down at her
Forrest: Hey there, Sooz.
Gabby: ...Naomi, she was... Wewe went in to investigate, and she... she was there
, and she... We didn't... We didn't see until it was too late, and...
Forrest: Mom and Dad home, yet?
Steph also takes that looksee
Gabby is just about as run-down and emotionally-vulnerable as she's ever been
Lel Shitkid: Noooooo.
Space: li'l soozie: 'in this world, it's kill or be killed'
Lel Shitkid: It's raining!
Forrest holds up his dripping arms
Forrest: How'd you guess....
Lilly just listens
Forrest: I'm going to go find a towel, and then I'll fix you a snack.
Narrator : Wallace returns with a menu.
Two menus.
He just throws them down.
Mac D.: i can feel seer jut
Jaime: ...
Steph ohp
Mac D.: choke
every time he has to write dialogue for the adorable little girl
Steph peers at them
Jaime now he does the looksee
Narrator : He turns and walks away.
Oh, the food seems authentic.
Breadbowls.
Stew.
Lamb.
Beef.
Fawkes M.: So I just FP-rolled a Medusa and Alexander in the same 10-roll
Space: holy SHit
Fawkes M.: I KNOW RIGHT
Gabby: ...Ffffffrickin'... Andand then, we... Time would freeze, and it wouldn't
stop, and we... we met this man... This weird man, and we got, um... powers... A
nd there were... There's these fricking grown men who're... they wanna stop us f
rom doing the stuff, and we can'twe're fricking chained to it, now, whatwhat choic
e do we have?!
Narrator : The haggis has been crossed out with marker, passive-aggresively has
been written "More than a few kilometers off."
Gabby shaky exhale
Mobile L: wow wallace
Steph: ..Mmm... hey, what happens if we ask for the haggis?
Lilly: ...
Mobile L: Wallace shoots himself in the bathroom
Jaime: Do you want to try?
Lel Shitkid: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Lel Shitkid walks into the house, dragging her little security blanket with her
Forrest walks in and gets a towel from a laundry room, then as he dries, heads i
nto the kitchen and fixes some APPLES AND PEANUT BUTTER OH FUCK YEAH
Mobile L: forrest is good big bro
Lel Shitkid was waiting at the table and begins eating that SAMMICH. PRISONER 66
6, YOU'RE A DANGEROUS NUN
Steph: Definitely!
Mobile L: you're going to kill Wallace
Lilly: ...
Jaime: Heh...
Jaime tries to hail Wallace
Forrest sits at the chair, drying himself off with the towel
Narrator : Wallace walks over with their waters.
Forrest: So, what'd you do today.
Wallace: What is it... you'll be having?
Steph: I'm gonna have the haggis!
Narrator : Wallace places the waters down
Jaime: Yeah, I'll have the haggis too.
Wallace: ... Ah.
Narrator : He squints.
Wallace: I am sad to inform you that the haggis has been crossed off the menu. I
know this may be a stretch to the imagination, but this means it is no longer a
n option.
Gabby: ...Anyway... There... O-other, uh... others found out, now Nathan and...
and this guy Teddy and the Texan are in with us, and they... they got their powe
rs...
Jaime: Have you run out?
Lel Shitkid: I read a book!
Steph: Can't you just print new menus or something?
Space: steph and jaime are horrible people and it's amazing
Forrest: Book, huh? Which one?
Mobile L: Abandoning a child, abusing an elderly man, being xenophobic to a well
-intentioned foreigner
Fawkes M.: They're actually at a shooting range with Wallace-shaped targets
Lilly: ...
Gabby: ...And, like, we... we learned that if we frickin' use the powers, this c
reep guy who's also a monster will come and... and take our hearts out like in In
diana Jones or some crap, and I fricking... I fricking do not know what to do, I
don't...!
Lel Shitkid: Everybody Poops!
Lel Shitkid claps
Mac D.: shitkid is a super genius who reads college-grade books at the age of fo
ur
Mobile L: Best Shitkid
Fawkes M.: Earning a degree in actual shit
Wallace: ...
Forrest: Good read. I remember reading that at your age.
Wallace: We do not serve it anymore.
Mobile L: aww, forrest
Wallace: And if you do not know why we cannot simply, as you say, print more men
us. Please, observe today's business, realize then the cost of simply printing m
ore f- ahem. Printing more menus.
Lilly has gone play
Lilly: *pale
Steph: Okay, so what's your recommendation? What's the best thing on the menu?
Lel Shitkid: Was it your favorite?
Jaime: Do you have anything that isn't on the menu?
Forrest: When I was little, for sure.
Lel Shitkid: What's your favorite now?
Mobile L: Wallace just barely holding it together
Forrest: I've gotta do some work, so try not to be too loud, okay?
Narrator : And loses him, because he's old.
Steph: Let me go!
Jaime: Dammit...
Wallace: I'm only... sixty...
Jaime turns around
Colombo: I don't think so.
Jaime and STARTS BACK THAT WAY
Steph struggles to escape the frightening man's grasp
Mobile L: Breen is literally gonna have a heart attack
Steph: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Finesse
{(
5
+
10
+
8
)}+1
= 9
Space: it's up to jaime
Mac D.: save the fair maiden, you knight in shining douchebag
Mobile L: Jaime: The One Free Man, the Opener of the Way
Jaime: Hey, waiter!
Lel Shitkid plays Nipples the Enchilada, loving the shit out of it
Space: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4jubP3t27IQ
Lel Shitkid: :D
Forrest sits at his computer and starts doing some research into LOCAL FUCKING L
IBRARIES
Wallace: What!?
Narrator : Colombo holds on, iron-tight.
Jaime keeps looking at Wallace, reaching into his pocket, pulling something out.
..
Lilly: It's fine.
Steph: C
Narrator : Ah, yes, there are some.
Steph: *C'mon! I don't even have any money!
Jaime it is...
Jaime: I do.
Jaime his wallet
Narrator : A few fine libraries.
Wallace: ... Oh.
Forrest beep boops their addresses into his phone
Steph: ...!
Narrator : He has the addresses
Fawkes M.: Does Jaime have to roll for the amount of cash he has in his wallet?
Narrator : no he's a lancaster
Fawkes M.: Excellent
Space: they always pay their debts
Forrest then proceeds to do various internet searches for local snake-themed org
anizations
Gabby:
Narrator : British Columbian Snake Lovers
The Snake Order
Snakes United
Jaime pulls out a pretty big banknote
Forrest writes this shit down
Gabby sniffles and resumes with trying to get her composure back
Narrator : Scalie-Type Otherkin Union
Jaime: Sorry about that.
Jaime hands the bill over to Wallace
Steph: ...
Wallace: ... It's fine.
Gabby: ...U-uh...
Mac D.: can i have a note for Notes
Jaime: Keep the change, for your trouble.
Wallace: Colombo, let her go.
Gabby: ...Th-thank you... For listening...
Narrator : Colombo lets her go.
Steph: ...Geez...
I hope you didn't give them a tip.
Narrator : there duff
there you go
Jaime: I don't think I did.
Narrator : They walk off.
Jaime not willing to talk about le hefty prices
Lilly: ... It's nothing...
Lilly doesn't know what to think
Lilly: rolling 1d20
(
14
)
= 14
Steph: ...
Lilly but believes it
Forrest: ...isn't much, but it's a start....
Steph: ...Whoo... that was pretty fun.
Mac D.: ELIAS!?
Ed Stuart: ... Jaime Lancaster.
Ed Stuart watches them
Gabby:
Jaime: Heh... sorry we didn't-...
Steph: ...?
Jaime turns over to Ed
Steph: Jaime? Do you know this guy?
Gabby ah yes... the awkward interval following, where you have to think of some
nicety to patch things over
Ed Stuart scowls
Ed Stuart: Same as ever.
Steph: ...
Wow, saying that was the worst idea I've ever had!
Let's, um.
...
Forrest waves
Forrest: Hey, Dad.
Steph: Let's keep going? Uh... my house is pretty close.
Ed Stuart: ...
Stay safe, Gabby.
Jaime: ...Oh, that's good. Just a bit more, right?
Steph: Yep!
Just a bit more.
Ed Stuart: Winter's really cold.
Steph: Just, uh... y'know, a little while.
Space: i like ed
Gabby: ...Y-you too... Uh... Thank you...
Ed Stuart walks off
Gabby sniffles and nods to him as he leaves
Gabby:
Steph hurries, somewhat bashful now
Forrest shuts off the computer and looks over at them
Bryce Freeman: Hey, Forrest.
Gabby takes some deep breaths, gets up and manages to get back home
Bryce Freeman: How's the new school?
Mobile L: aaaand that is all for tonight, from me
Steph too preoccupied with Certain Troubles to notice the baseball fanatic follo
wing them
Space: guden nachten mobile
Loren Freeman immediatly goes to play with Sooz
Mac D.: rest well mob
Jaime just accompanies her, not exactly sure if that meant what he suspected...
Mobile L: Will recap myself, good sesh. G'night, all.
Loren Freeman: night
Fawkes M.: Guten nacht
Forrest: It's fine. First day was okay.
How was work.
Jaime: ...
Bryce Freeman: It was great. Forrest, I love it here.
Mac D.: can you just picture
this joyous anime family
and this miserable fat fuck standing with them
Space: cherry blossoms fluttering down gently
Bryce Freeman: It's so wild.
Mac D.: Wild?
Jaime: ...Do you hear that?
Forrest: isaidthat
Liz Rubik : Hey, you two.
Steph looks back
Liz Rubik : I saw that lightshow yesterday.
Steph: ...Hey, you're that, uh...
...
Liz Rubik : Don't beat around the bush.
Fawkes M.: Wait, is this the speech person?
Liz Rubik : no
Fawkes M.: Missing one sesh really kriffed with me
Liz Rubik : she saw the fight with quest they had
Space: she's a baseball player in another school, steph knows of her because she
follows local sports
Forrest: .....Yeah, I guess you could call it wild.
Bryce Freeman: Yeah...
Forrest: The bus drivers around here seem eccentric, to say the least.
Bryce Freeman: All those trees.
Bus drivers?
Steph: ...I'm not... sure? What you're talking about??
Forrest: Yeah, I took the bus to get home.
Fawkes M.: But nothing of notable violence happened to her?
Bryce Freeman: nope
Fawkes M.: Or involving her
Bryce Freeman: she saw their fight with quest but no one noticed
Fawkes M.: Gotcher
Bryce Freeman: How eccentric?
Forrest: I am almost entirely certain he was an escaped convict.
Bryce Freeman: Jersey eccentric?
Jaime: ...Do you play baseball?
Jaime being a shirou
Bryce Freeman: Oh, Detroit eccentric.
Liz Rubik : Name's Liz, bub.
Forrest: Yeah, I wouldn't go that far.
Liz Rubik : I love baseball.
Forrest: I didn't die, though, which is evident.
Liz Rubik : But what I love more's a good story, and I'd like it if you'd give i
t to me straight, like a good apple pie.
What was with the magic shit?
Steph: (...oh my god)
Vlad is watching this, thinking "What the fuck"
Jaime: Um... I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about.
Mac D.: do steph and jaime think this is how Americans talk
Steph: Is this some kind of viral marketing thing?
Bryce Freeman: Oh, well, uh...
Steph yes
Mac D.: GOOD
Forrest: ....So work was good?
Bryce Freeman: ... He didn't, uh, I- Oh!
Jaime probably
Bryce Freeman: I planted at least one hundred and ten trees!
Forrest: Sh-....Uh, Dang. That's got to be a new record.
Bryce Freeman: It was!
Liz Rubik : I said give it to me straight.
I don't have time for messing around, I gotta make my next game.
Forrest: Oh, cool. Did they give you a bonus or anything?
Jaime: ...No, really, I don't have a clue.
Steph: I've got to go home. And I have... uh, no idea what the fuck you're talki
ng about.
Soooooooooo...
Bryce Freeman: Sure did!
We're gonna go out to a nice restaurant on Saturday to celebrate!
Jaime wondering if they'll have to stall her till the game comes up
Forrest: Oh, cool, where to?
Liz Rubik stares right through Steph's soul
Liz Rubik : roll spirit
Steph: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + -1 for Spirit
{(
16
+
7
+
18
)}+-1
= 15
Space: praise be
Jaime: attagirl
Liz Rubik : rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 2 for Spirit
{(
15
+
8
+
1
)}+2
= 10
Liz Rubik scowls
Jaime: thanks, lancer
Space: canadian jesus
Bryce Freeman: We're going to the Du Pont De Gerard!
Steph: ...
Bryce Freeman: It's French! Well, French Canadian.
Jaime: ...
Forrest: Sounds fancy....Never had french food before.
I have Canadian food, earlier today.
Steph figures that she's got to do something that vlad will remember, rather tha
n him remembering the magic stuff
Steph takes Jaime's hand
Bryce Freeman: Oh yeah?
Steph: Okay, let's go.
Forrest: Yeah, in the cafeteria.
Jaime: --!
Vlad: Liz, fuck off, go fondle those balls.
Forrest: ...Y'know, 'cause we're in Canada...
Steph: ...
Jaime: ...Alright, yeah.
Steph fuck, the hand was unnecessary
Steph vlad is a trustworth...
Bryce Freeman: Hahahah!
Liz Rubik smirks
Steph can't let go now...
Liz Rubik : You wish, Vlad.
Forrest: ....-clear throat-
13
+
12
+
10
)+1
= 36
Narrator : the doorway
Steph: It's, uh, it's Prospero.
Narrator : Oh, there are a couple on First Nations folklore.
Jaime: Ah.
...
Forrest TAKES that shit too
Narrator : A writing by the old Bishop of the Archdiocese.
Steph: ...
Forrest is also making little effort to tune out the conversations around him
Jaime: ...
...Should I go?
Steph: I don't even know.
...
Steph quickly
Steph: I- I mean, um... I don't know if that's... you know, proper or not.
Forrest: your hair smells foul
Dr. Graham and Dr. Venter are having a hushed, intense-ass conversation
Forrest: get it out of my face
....?
Forrest gives it a listen
Gordon Knotts is alone
Dr. Hall is talking to the student like a rapist
Jaime: ...Do we have a lot of homework?
Steph: I got most of mine done in class...
Forrest Gordon Knotts.........
Jaime: Right.
Dr. Graham: I don't know what's going on, but it's clearly not normal.
Forrest wonders where he's heard that name before
Dr. Graham: You have to ackJaime: Sorry, just - this day's felt like a few weeks.
Forrest: rolling 3d20 +1
(
16
+
17
+
17
)+1
= 51
Steph: ...Did-Did you?
Dr. Venter: Those children are in serious danger, Looey.
Dr. Graham: Not my name.
Forrest: ........?
Forrest but enough of THAT shit what are THESE two old biddies talking about
Gordon Knotts is known to Forrest as a really weird author
Forrest ahhh.....an author in a library!
Forrest probably here to shill a book
Gordon Knotts is peacefully reading
Fawkes M.: Shit, did he?
Mac D.: his computer probably overheated
Narrator : uh i think he probably has some
but not much
idk
Space: my connection
Dr. Graham: hi space
Forrest: .....
Dr. Graham: We...
You're right...
Forrest social interaction is oil to his water, so he keeps himself to himself a
nd continues to listen to the two doctors
Dr. Graham: The project can wait.
I think we should lend them a hand.
Dr. Venter: Now that is the ticket.
Forrest: (...Project?)
Jaime: ...Yeah, I've done most of it, too.
Dr. Venter: You can't fix the human condition if you won't help kids, yes?
Forrest: ....
Dr. Graham: ... I suppose?
I don't know how you keep roping me into this...
Steph: I could help you finish it...
Dr. Graham: All I wanted was to get Hall's licence revoked...
Forrest: .....
Mac D.: and then they KISSSSSSSED
Forrest: .....
Forrest oh this has nothing to do with monsters does it
Jaime: ...Sure, that'll help.
Dr. Venter: Come on!
Jaime: Thanks.
Dr. Venter stands up
Dr. Venter heads out, quickly checking out some books
Forrest: .......
Space: i think the connection is doing the thing where it pauses and then a bunc
h get sent out at once
Dr. Venter: she can help jaime fix it
Steph: Yeah, just - come on in.
Steph enters
Mac D.: i also know that pain
Forrest: ......
Narrator : On the other side...
Jaime steps in
Forrest looks over at the other side
she can't be
unless
she has
eldritch s. (GM): she came from canada
dual citizenship, is what i'm getting at
Mac D.: back in Hoboken she was known as one of the most brutally hard-boiled an
d successful police officers in the country
the Canadian goverment bypassed processes and specifically asked for her by name
to fill their ranks, offering a huge sum of money
eldritch s. (GM): yes
she was just that good
Mac D.: it's the reason behind the move
eldritch s. (GM): yes
Mac D.: course you'd never guess just by looking at her because she is a sweet a
nime mom
eldritch s. (GM): https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0b/91/15/0b911566566
60f6e2c757876c006dfd6.jpg this is the everyday mountie uniform, by the way
they don't wear the red shit all the time
Mac D.: background plot: Loren wages a one-woman war on the Canadian Bottled Wat
er Industry after the revelation of an anonymous blog post cracking the horrific
underbelly of the business right open
eldritch s. (GM): yes
Mac D.: now i'm picturing the Freemans being this family of secret badasses
eldritch s. (GM): sooz is a prodigy at games
loren is the ace cop
Mac D.: "bryce dear the north koreans are invading belmont"
"hang on sweetie let's get suited up"
eldritch s. (GM): i like to imagine bryce is just fucking helpless
Mac D.: bryce opens up a secret doorway to the basement leading to a hallway lin
ed with illegal firearms
eldritch s. (GM): his wife is liking doing judo moves
and snapping necks
and he's just trying to plant a tree
Mac D.: "honey, i know you're busy, but this noise is gonna hurt the sapling....
"
i like to imagine that bryce is a rather meek and harmless man compared to his w
ife
until you fuck with his trees
eldritch s. (GM): he grabs his shovel
and beats the guy to death with it
Mac D.: "someone needs a lesson in respecting nature"
eldritch s. (GM): he tears off his shirt
he's ripped
Mac D.: he's covered in scars from fighting off bears
Space: all the party member fathers are meek and harmless except jaime
*'s
Johann Lancaster: I'm not helpless or meek.
Space: thats right
Johann Lancaster: I'll kill you.
I'll kill your family.
I'll kill your family's family.
Mac D.: hey could you shut off the rain sound effect it's kind of fucking with t
he audio of the music for me
Space: hes just a lawyer
Johann Lancaster: I'm a debt relief lawyer.
Lancasters always pay their debts.
Mac D.: i can just picture
the freemans all standing back to back
fighting second heaven monsters
and forrest is just standing there, annoyed as always
Forrest: ........
.....ok i may have gone too far in a few places
Iblis: someone said they were going to fight me
Forrest: iblis fuck off
Steph bawls
Forrest: ok look i'm sorry i didn't mean what i said i was just trying to get ba
ck at you
Steph: .....
Forrest: ok we cool
Steph: ...we cool
Forrest: aiight
Iblis: are you going to fight me
Steph: i...
it won't fill the sadness in me...
Iblis: what
Forrest: ......what about tacos
Steph: i need to... to move on, and accept life for as it is
Forrest: yeah
Steph: how about fajitas
Forrest: fuck no
eldritch s. (GM): right duff you can remember shit
where did we leave off
Mac D.: in terms of plot?
eldritch s. (GM): yes
Mac D.: okay so they returned to Normal Spacetime
steph and jaime went on a date to irish food place where they were horrible peop
le, then they walked to Steph's house and began studying together there
forrest fucked off home, had some quality time with his lovely family, blew the
bottle water conspiracy wide open, then went to the library to get some books, o
verheard two doctors talk about something or other, then Ms. Lao told him about
some mysterious explosion
Jaime: that wasn't a date!
...is what i would tell steph
Steph: ;)
Mac D.: gabby fucking broke down and cried alone and an actual friend had to sho
w up and be a decent person to her
Jaime: he is NOT YOUR FRIEND, GABBY TRAN
Mac D.: she told Lily all about the Heaven bullshit
also why is Ms. Lao a walking corpse
eldritch s. (GM): right so can i just cut to like tomorrow then
no one knows
Mac D.: i don't see why not
Fawkes M.: I'm chill with a cut
Steph: i'm a cut
Mac D.: it'll skip over steph and jaime's makeout session though.....
eldritch s. (GM): too bad
Fawkes M.: I heard that in the F-Zero announcer voice, Seer
eldritch s. (GM): i am the f-zero announcer
Fawkes M.: Say "YOU GOT BOOST POWER"
Mobile L: Gabby got stone-cold abandoned
eldritch s. (GM): you got boost power
Mac D.: ANIME OPEN
Mobile L: Except for by nice coat man
Fawkes M.: S-sugoi...
Forrest sits in the middle of a Scalie-type Otherkin convention, looking like a
man who longs for death
Fawkes M.: Now say "YEAH, THE FINAL LAP"
eldritch s. (GM): yeah, the final lap
Forrest: .......
Forrest Freeman.
Vlad begins staring at Jaime
Jaime: ...
Gabby has that coat the NICE, NON-ABANDONING PERSON gave her yesterday
Jaime not looking back
Ms. Lachance: That's good, Forrest.
Now, first thing.
Ms. Lachance chugs her mug
Ms. Lachance begins refilling it
Forrest: ....
Ms. Lachance: I've been told the new curriculum needs me to talk to you about gr
ammar and literary devices.
Gabby looks at lachance-sensei like "just frick me up"
Mac D.: just frick me up fam
Ms. Lachance: I thought you learned this in kindergarten but evidently not.
Mac D.: just frick my poop up
Steph: ..
Ms. Lachance: So, let's take this nice and easy for you kids.
Forrest: ....
Jaime: ......
Gabby: frick that crap the fricking heck up, motherfricker
Forrest appreciates this teacher
Gabby yo, same
Jaime: have you had it with these snakes on this plane, gabby
Gabby: I HAVE HAD IT, WITH THESE MONKEY-FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY-TO-FRIDAY
PLANE
Ms. Lachance: What's an apostrophe, in regards to the poetic device. If you ratt
le off the grammatical definition, I'll beat you senseless.
Forrest: rolling 3d20 +1
(
1
+
12
+
10
)+1
= 24
Steph: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + for Mind
{(
1
+
13
+
12
)}
= 12
Jaime: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + -1 for Mind
{(
14
+
17
+
13
)}+-1
= 13
holy
Gabby: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Mind
{(
6
+
8
+
15
)}+1
= 9
Narrator : Jaime, suddenly being just a fucking wizard, puts his hand up. Tellin
g the bitch that an apostrophe is when one speaks to an abstract concept or inan
imate object.
Forrest: ....
Steph: ...!
Steph looks back at him
Forrest gives a glance at Jaima
Narrator : jaima
Forrest well fuck the caveman has a taste for the arts
Narrator : jaima
Jaime: ...
Narrator : aunt jaima
Mac D.: i will never not pronounce it "hai may" and you can't stop me
Jaime just looking at Ms. Lachance, waiting for her response
Forrest: ...
Forrest looks back forward
Ms. Lachance: That's right.
Good.
...
Gabby:
Ms. Lachance reaches into a drawer
Space: a gun
Ms. Lachance pulls out a jube jube
Ms. Lachance: Catch.
Ms. Lachance fucking lobs it at him
Mac D.: a fucking jujube
Jaime: --!
Fawkes M.: Does he have to roll?
Mac D.: what is this ed edd n eddy
Ms. Lachance: yeah
Jaime: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Finesse
{(
13
+
4
+
7
)}+1
= 8
Ms. Lachance scowls as it his Jaime in the eye
Ms. Lachance sips her coffee
Jaime: Agh--!
Steph: ...!
Ms. Lachance: Right, there goes that reward system.
Gabby:
Ms. Lachance: What's a soliloquy?
Gabby ...man... life is frickin' pretty tiring...
Forrest: rolling 3d20 +1
(
11
+
12
+
18
)+1
= 42
Gabby: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Mind
{(
4
+
11
+
7
)}+1
= 8
Steph: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + for Mind
{(
12
+
10
+
9
)}
= 10
Jaime puts one hand over his eye and picks up the jujube with the other
Ms. Lachance: he picks up his eye
Mobile L: Motherfucking Forrest tearing shit up
Jaime: hey, that roll was only as big as mine
Narrator : Forrest raises his hand
He tells her that a soliloquy is when a fictional character goes on a monologue
to the audience.
Gabby feels of her coat
Ms. Lachance: Ten points to Gryffindor.
Fawkes M.: Which eye got hit?
Forrest: Also, I have a question.
Narrator : right
Fawkes M.: Perfect
Narrator : The coat is good.
It's high quality.
Thick.
Fur..
Like
Not entirely fur
Gabby: ...Frickin', um... Stoners are weird and gross, and if weed was legal, th
ey could do their dumb crap out in the open, and it'd suck really bad.
Fawkes M.: That sounds like something elementary school-ish
Space: they lack popcorn in california
Gabby sounds grumpy-despondent
Space: it is only in the North
Ms. Lachance: they have popcorn yes
Anyone want to debate that opinion?
Steph says nothing
Ms. Lachance: Going once.
Forrest: ....
Ms. Lachance: Going twice.
Jaime nada
Gabby coat-pet... pet the coat... nice coat...
Forrest: (sure why not)
Forrest raises his hand
Ms. Lachance: Freeman.
Steph looks at Forrest
Steph didn't know he was a stoner...
Forrest puts his hand dwon
Space: forrest is about to lay the smack down
Ms. Lachance: nameerf
Forrest: Being American, I don't know anything about the drug problem here in Ca
nada.
Space: put on some debate music
Jaime also does, if only to get ACCURSED COAT and HOT DATE out of his field of v
ision
Steph: ;)
Fawkes M.: What color is the coat?
Gabby this coat is your only real friend... you were a fool to think you should
have others...
Space: red, it's casters
Ms. Lachance: black
Space: no
it's
a coat of gold
Ms. Lachance: wrong house
Space: steph has a coat of red
Ms. Lachance: you fucking idiot
Space: seer, a lion still has claws
Fawkes M.: Reynes of Castamere
Forrest: But, scientifically speaking, the effects of Marijuana are no more detr
imental to the human body than legal drugs like tobacco, or alcohol, or caffeine
.
Ms. Lachance stops sipping her coffee for a second as he says that
Space: oh no
Gabby isn't really frickin' following
Ms. Lachance: You calling me a pothead?
Fawkes M.: Oh
Ms. Lachance resumes drinking
Forrest: No, Ma'am.
Fawkes M.: Rest in peace
Ms. Lachance: That's what I thought.
Forrest: Anyway, in America, possession of marijuana in many states can get you
thrown in prison, alongside violent felons and abusers of much more dangerous su
bstances.
Again, I don't know what it's like in Canada so I wouldn't know if that's a prob
lem here.
Vlad: It's about as retarded ass your country.
*as
Space: it's as retarded ass
Fawkes M.: Was that intentional?
Forrest: Okay, thanks.
Mobile L: I blame the accent
Vlad: no
but it was the accent
Forrest: Marijuana has also been show to be medically beneficial in easing pain
for sufferers of chronic illnesses such as glaucoma.
Ken silently nods along to this part
Gabby:
Space: ken's a fucking stoner
Gabby ah gahhhhhhd I'M A HORRIBLE PERSOOOOON
Jaime now looking over the jube jube to see if it has bruising or anything
Forrest: Legalizing and regulating it would also possibly aid in damaging the il
legal drug trade, as it isn't profitable to deal in something that is perfectly
attainable legally.
Narrator : It's a pristine jujube.
Gabby slow coat-receding
Ms. Lachance: That's good, new topic.
Jaime eh, maybe for lunch
Forrest: ....
Steph considers how she feels about this complex and multifaceted- oh
Ms. Lachance reads on her phone
Ms. Lachance: Abortion, bam, uh, Anton, whatever.
Anton: ...
Anton is clearly dismayed, knowing he'll put his foot in his mouth
Anton: Abortion... is...
Space: you can do it anton
Anton: Is when the lady, she get rid of fetus, yes?
Jaime looking over at Anton now
Mobile L: Poor anton
Anton is clearly not a native speaker
Anton: .... I guess is?
Forrest: ...Yeah, it is.
Anton: W- Oh, many thank yous.
Jaime looks back at Ms. Lachance
Fawkes M.: Can't you just google search for similar images or something when you
right-click?
Mobile L: Yeah, but it got made transparent in the Roll20 icon, so that kinda gu
ms it up
Lemme see if I've got it on my compy
Fawkes M.: Don't be like me
File your images
HOKAY premises are green
Space: let's get down to business
to defeat
the huns
Fawkes M.: Slay Attila
Mac D.: alright let's MOSEY
Fawkes M.: It's on you, Seer
Mobile L: YEHHHHH
Mac D.: .........seer are
are you alive
Mobile L: AHA I FOUND THE LITTLE FUCKER http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lQ1zMjmw_Bs/UD
kIc7HrIxI/AAAAAAAAAgM/90Vr7FGzoLY/s640/personajesp.jpg
Space: sharp
Mobile L: Imma make Olive draw both Glazkov bros
Fawkes M.: I wonder how Olive is gonna assemble Assassin
I gave him to her in LEGO pieces
Space: glue
Mobile L: no franz what are you doing http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_LxrNM4B-Qk/UVQm
wM977BI/AAAAAAAAAi0/zyFQWoxjmrk/s1600/prueba+ilustracio%CC%81n_comic.jpg
Fawkes M.: She's a Bionicle, she doesn't need glue
Oh shit
Space: franz is tired of [some kid]'s bs
Mobile L: That's a fucking knife, that damn kid must've done some bad shit
Fawkes M.: I'm controlling the Rabbit if you guys wanna wait
Mobile L: Ooh, hell yeah
Space: i'm on me way
Fawkes M.: https://rabb.it/thespacephantom
Just because Space does it all the time
Space: it's bizarre to be without
power
Narrator : eheheh
Mobile L: ELDY MY BOY YOU'RE ALIVE
Space: he lives, he breathes
Narrator : i was watching the first part of minions
Fawkes M.: How was it?
Narrator : i actually am impressed
it's got a lot of charm
Mobile L: Well damn
Fawkes M.: Huh, I thought it was a cash in
Mobile L: I wouldn't have guessed
Narrator : it's better than what i expected
Fawkes M.: Wanna watch Arthur while waiting for Duff?
Narrator : nah
Mac D.: AHA
Fawkes M.: Oh, hey, there he is
Narrator : anyway, abortion
Mac D.: this is what i get for leaving to go snack on hot cheetos
Ms. Lachance: I don't make the rules.
Forrest: ...
Ms. Lachance: Does anyone have a real opinion?
Steph raises her hand
Jaime: .....
Forrest: Deal.
Space: ;)
eldritch s. (GM): space stop it you dickhead
Mac D.: are you trying to pull space out of the rabbit
Space: very well
Mac D.: space get back here and stop avoiding your responsibilities
Ms. Lachance chugs her cup
Steph has
Steph no idea how forrest did that
Ms. Lachance checks her watc
Ms. Lachance: ... 'M gonna get some chips.
Forrest: ...
Nathan: ... I've never seen her so mad.
Steph: ...
Forrest: ...Anyone here know anything about making coffee.
Nathan: ... Except the time Mr. Hawthorne gave her that girdle in class...
Steph: I do!
Forrest: Oh, good.
Job's on you.
Suzie: Don't talk about the girdle.
Steph: ...Wait, why do I have to get the coffee?
Vlad: Get her the coffee.
I want to pass.
Steph: ...
Steph opening your mouth, in any situation, is a mistake
Jaime looks over at Forrest
Jasper: ...
Jaime: Why ask for someone who knows how to make coffee? That's different from g
etting the beans.
Jasper: You're not going to get her the coffee, are you?
Steph: I -- guess I have to?
Jasper: Peh.
Steph: What, why do you ask?
Jasper: Why ask anything? I wanted to know the answer.
Or at least what you'd tell me.
Jaime is now wondering if Johann's got some fancy imported coffee beans back at
the Red House
Forrest looks at Jaime
Forrest: She talked about having her own brew.
Whatever the hell that is.
Steph: Okay, I guess?
Jasper: You guess an awful not.
*lot
Jaime: Wait - that involves making your beans, right?
Forrest: We don't beat that, we don't automatically pass.
And I have no idea how to make coffee, so.
Gabby is still quiet and sad
Jaime: Or, growing them.
Mac D.: hahaha fucccck my internet
Forrest: Idunno, it might.
Depends on what she puts in hers.
Steph: ...
Steph motherfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Forrest: ....
Steph this is a bad place to comfort the small one
Jaime: ...What about the Male Group?
Ms. Guildenstern: Now, uh... You'll all be making a little- sure.
Gabby pulls that fricking coat tighter around herself
Ms. Guildenstern: The Male Group.
Forrest: I prefered Man Group.
Ms. Guildenstern: Now, uh, you'll all be working together to make iMovies.
Steph: (...That's, uh... that's a nice... coat?)
Ms. Guildenstern: I'll leave what its content will be up to you, but it needs to
be five minutes.
Gabby: (...Thanks...)
Space: had to do this exact thing earlier this year
Forrest: ....
Ms. Guildenstern: Film horizontally with your phones, not vertically.
Jaime: Right.
Forrest: Alright.
Ms. Guildenstern: Uh, so you can spend this class planning, and if you have some
thing cooked up, that's great.
Remember, have fun.
Forrest: Is the assignment due today.
Ms. Guildenstern: Oh, no.
Jaime oh good
Ms. Guildenstern: I'll give you...
Ms. Guildenstern counts on her fingers
Ms. Guildenstern: Two more classes.
Jaime oh not good
Ms. Guildenstern: And then one more to edit.
Steph: ...So! Do we got any ideas?
Ms. Guildenstern: So three more.
Jaime: ...Got it.
Forrest: ...Alright.
Gabby: ...Uh... Frick. I dunno.
Ms. Guildenstern: I can extend the deadline if we need to, don't be afraid to ta
lk to me.
Forrest: ....That's three more of these classes, right.
Ms. Guildenstern: Yes.
Forrest: Alright.
Lilly: ...
Forrest looks at is group
Forrest: O-kay. Let's make a movie.
Nathan: Zombies!
Steph: 'Cause, uh... I don't.
Jaime: Won't that require makeup, Nathan?
Jason: ... We could make... no, never mind...
Forrest: Besides, everyone and their mother has done Zombies.
Gabby: ...Eh?
Nathan: ... Oh...
Mobile L: Damnation, I think I need to go. Orientation is tomorrow
Forrest: Any other ideas.
Jason: go
Jaime: Yeah.
Narrator : The bell goes.
Forrest looks up
Forrest: ...Alright, good. We got something.
Steph is already longing for escape from this hellish blight called 'high school
'
Narrator : Your next class is Drama
we'll do it tomorrow
Mac D.: is....is it over......?
Steph: im-prov
Fawkes M.: TSUGI NI KURASU DA
I remember our first sesh
Mac D.: everyone is violently thrown into the lunchroom
Fawkes M.: Jaime passed out there
In drama
Space: the chicken
that fucking devil bird
stephanie karloman is the skilled at legalism
Mac D.: steph and forrest have a courtroom duel
Space: steph had one with dr. hall
to defend jaime
Fawkes M.: Jaime actually picked Steph as his lawyer because he choked her
Mac D.: jaime why did you try to murder steph
Space: chicken psychosis
Fawkes M.: He was driven nuts by the devil bird
Narrator : you know if all of oyu feel up to it we woulc work a bit on drama
Mac D.: _that vile creature_
Space: hall got really mad
Fawkes M.: I'd wait for Mobile
Space: and into it
Mac D.: i'd wait for mobile to start a new class but i would absolutley love to
keep playing somehow else plz
Space: love this roll20
Narrator : there is no other way
Space: i agree to wait for mob
Mac D.: it's not FAIR....
Narrator : your drama teacher
look
he's gendo
Space: he's a good man
Fawkes M.: Duff confirmed for our collective abusive boyfriend
Space: he hid evidence to help the court case
Fawkes M.: Oh, yes
The tapes
Space: good guy
he has a crush on the IT teacher
Fawkes M.: Jaime still has the coffee beans
Mac D.: man i wish a was around
Space: https://rabb.it/thespacephantom
Mac D.: we're all good for tomorrow right
just CHECKIN TO BE SURE
Fawkes M.: It's likely
Narrator : or adeva or whatever
Fawkes M.: Wednesday, though, imma STUR WHURZ
Space: tomorrow i gotta go to bed early, but besides that yes
Fawkes M.: Personally, I wanna do a true Hollow Night sesh
Narrator : i'll whurz your stur
Fawkes M.: It's been a long time
Forrest: ...........
Space: ...
hup
Forrest this is somehow a dig at my appearance i know it
Steph: ...
Steph quiet snrk
Steph god bless you rosencrantz...
Mr. Rosencrantz: i need ideas
Gabby just pities the jerk Texan for once
Space: nathan is a french spy
here to steal government secrets
Mr. Rosencrantz: A French spy, here to steal secrets.
Alright, now, you'll all leave and bring Jaime in.
And don't tell him who you are.
But you'll slowly reenter the room.
Forrest EXHALATION
Gabby ...does he miss Texas? He probably misses Texas. Maybe that's why he acts
out...
Mr. Rosencrantz: And act out your characters.
Until he guesses.
Alright?
Are we all on the same page?
Steph tries to psyche herself up
Steph: Yep.
Nathan: Wee wee!
Forrest is just waiting on that meteor
Forrest: Mm.
Quebec: WELL ZAT IS JUST OFFENZIV SHEET
Gabby stares sadly at Forrest, projecting all her self-pity onto him
Gabby: no 1 curr quebec
now frick off and tell my mother i hate her
Mr. Rosencrantz: Alright, bring Jaime back in, and plan out who goes in first.
Forrest feels eyes on him and looks over at Gab
Gabby sad, sad child-stares. Looks mildly contemplative
Forrest: ......?
Steph: ...Uh... Forrest, you go first?
Forrest last night she was a psychopath and now she's gloomy the fuck's up with
this child
Forrest: ,,,
Mr. Rosencrantz lets Jaime in
Forrest looks back over at Steph
Gabby maybe... maybe Dad acted out because he was miserable... maybe that's why
fricked that Quebec lady...
Forrest: ...Oh-...Fine.
Mr. Rosencrantz: Alright, you three, in the hall!
Forrest: But now with them gone, I must resort to injuring myself for hateful la
ughs.
Jaime: Or, no.
Gabby because life sucks and then you DIE...........
Forrest: Life is a cruel joke at my expense.
Nathan: ... When do we go...?
Jaime: Because he always does this, right?
Space: nihilist gabby
Jaime: Tripping.
Steph: I think when he gets it.
Forrest: Oh, if only I had balloons again.
Mr. Rosencrantz rubs his chin hair
Jaime: ...Is he fired?
Mr. Rosencrantz: Nope.
Jaime: Just out of balloons?
Mr. Rosencrantz: Yes!
Forrest: Okay, can I go sit back down now.
Mr. Rosencrantz: He's sad because all of his balloons have been popped.
Sure, Forrest.
Jaime: Wouldn't have thought.
Steph: Okay, I want to go next!
Forrest: ....Actually, you know what, I think I'm just gonna keep lying here.
Mr. Rosencrantz: Go ahead.
Forrest: Mm.
Steph shuts the door
Jaime looks over at Steph
Steph knock knock knock
Steph: It's me!
Steph knock knock knock knock knock knock
Mr. Rosencrantz: she's freddy
Gabby aaaaaa... forrest I'M SORRY I'M SORRY FORREST I'M SORRY DAD
Jaime walks over and opens it
Jaime: Come in?
Forrest: ....Can I get a tissue or something, I think my nose is bleeding.
Steph bursts in before he even says it
Steph: Jaime! J-- where are you?!
Mr. Rosencrantz: she punches him in the dick
Steph: Oh, there you are!
Gabby: ...U-u-uh... yeah...
Gabby SNIFF
Steph: I've just created a new -- the most legendary device of all time, I call
it...
Gabby gets up to get a tissue for THAT POOR FRICKING TEXAN BOY
Steph: Uh, Physics Creation Number Zero Zero Eight - The Thing that Applies Cent
rifugal Force!
Jaime: .....
Steph: It's brilliant! AAAAAHAHAHA!
Steph cackles madly, striking a pose
(
7
+
5
+
3
)
= 15
Gabby continues fighting and losing the battle against SADZ
Jaime: ...I hope there won't be another trial.
Mr. Rosencrantz: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + for Brawn
{(
11
+
4
+
13
)}
= 11
Mr. Rosencrantz runs into the the office
Mr. Rosencrantz: you've lost, forrest
Steph: Who would be the defendant? The door?
Forrest: .....
Gabby: ...Frick... Ffffffrickin'...
Steph: Um... or, if it's your house, then you might be legally culpable or somet
hing...
Jaime: Guess we'll have to see...
Forrest looks around for a nearby restroom
Jaime glances back at Gabby
Gabby is having a rather sad 48 hours. First teen hormones, maybe?
Jaime: ...
Nurse Foxhole begins walking out with Rosencrantz, there's a washroom right next
to you, Forrest
Jaime how surrounded by other classmates is she, really
Forrest: .....
Forrest ducks into the restroom
Narrator : Decently close.
Gabby like frickin' hecka
Gabby even sempai
Narrator : ...
Jaime sighs a bit, not wanting to seem more like mobbing than comforting
Narrator : fuck
Ken: Gabby.
I understand why you're upset.
Ken eyes the people around
Forrest: ....
Ken: You're right to be.
But you can't let it haunt you like this.
Forrest silently walks into a cubicule, and pulls out a shit-ton of toilet paper
Narrator : He does so.
Wow.
Forrest bundles it up, and presses it against his face
Narrator : This is nice toilet paper for a public washroom.
It's almost not sandpaper.
Gabby: ...Frickin'... 's stupid, Ken, I... I'm better than this, I don't get all.
..
Forrest: [Muffled "OOOOOOW. FUCK. SHIT. FUCKING SHIT. OOOOOOOW. GOD DAMN IT. OW.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK."]
Ken: You're human, Gabby.
Steph: .......
Steph keeps quiet, making an effort not to look at Gab
Mobile L: God bless poor Forrest
Lilly: ... Yeah.
Narrator : The person on the toilet next to Forrest perks up
Forrest takes the bundle off of his face, his expression still the same tired lo
ok of irritation
Mr. Schmidt: MEIN GOTT!!
Jaime: ...
Jaime looks back at Steph
Forrest walks out, throwing the bundle away, and gets the FUCK out as fast he ca
n back into the hallway
Mr. Schmidt flails around, ass on the toilet in his cubical
Gabby: ...I... I frickin' have to... not, uhh... not have this happen, y-y'know.
..? I need to be... tough, and... and... brave, a-and... mad as heck about the w
rong things...
...S-so I can make them right...
Nurse Foxhole: Hey, Forrest!
Forrest: ....
Forrest looks at Foxhole
Steph: ...How was I?
Nurse Foxhole: Let me see your nose.
Forrest: ...Okay.
Space: https://33.media.tumblr.com/631119dd4be6af9ed828af4f8669502e/tumblr_nty8s
eO8OL1sl2jkoo7_r1_250.gif
Jaime: ...I liked it, actually. Pretty good.
Fawkes M.: Oh my god
Space: fight
Mobile L: Dance battle
Suzie: Gabby, if you need to take a break from all this, you can, you should.
Steph: I, uh... I liked doing the laugh.
Anton: ... Is alright...
Nurse Foxhole: Alright...
Nurse Foxhole examines his face
Nurse Foxhole: rolling {3d20kh1} + 2 for increased mind
{(
16
+
7
+
20
)}+2
= 22
Space: wizard
Gabby: ...Frickin'... That'd be selfish, though... Youyou guys need me, and...
Nurse Foxhole: Yeah, yeah, alright.
Space: vlad: 'what the fuck'
Nurse Foxhole: This is a big mess.
Jaime: Yeah, it seemed fun.
Steph: ...
Nurse Foxhole: Come with me, I got just the thing.
Steph looks back over at the Situation
Forrest: ..It feels like it.
On my face.
Because of the blood.
Nurse Foxhole waves him to follow
Forrest: ...
Forrest follow
Vlad: ... What...?
Gabby: ...And if I bow out now, then... frickin'... one of you could, like... 'm
frickin' in this, whether I like it or not...
Anton: You need you more, whatever is, you should lay on bed and have a load off
of you.
Gabby: ...I just... I just need to...
Steph: .........
Gabby:
Nurse Foxhole: Right, close your eyes and count to ten.
Forrest: .....
Gabby: ...believe that I'm... powerful again... becausebecause that'sthat's what..
.
Space: i meant
the chip
Forrest: bbq
Steph: i'm hiding
behind forrest's massive girth
Forrest: get out of the folds in my fat
Jaime: she's playing football with forrest
she thought it was soccer
but he's murrican
Mac D.: i can totally see that
Steph just promptly sits down across from Forrest, opening up her lunchbox
Narrator : Rosencrantz and Guildenstern talk enthusiastically.
Mac D.: steph prepares to dribble, forrest tackles her to the groun
Narrator : Lachance seems salty and bitter, watching the students like a hawk.
The Eye of Sauron.
Forrest glances at Steph arriving for like a second before returning to his sand
wich
Mac D.: why's lachance so bitter she's a fairly attractive woman she could get f
ar in life
Steph: Heyo.
Forrest: Mm.
Forrest num num num
Jaime opts to sit by Gabby now
Steph om nomn om
Narrator : she clearly does not look after her appearence
Mac D.: why IS lachance so angry and bitter
Narrator : it's the magic and the mystery
Mac D.: i c
Steph: What is it you like, Forrest.
Jaime: of potato knishes
Space: this machine creates
Narrator : she's a potato knishe
Space: little black squash balls
Narrator : *knish
Forrest: I'm sorry?
Steph: You know, hobbies and stuff.
Forrest: Oh.
Steph: Fuckin'... like golf or bowling. You like bowling?
Forrest: I play video games and waste time on the internet.
Narrator : hey cuz let's go bowling
Steph: Oh, cool.
Forrest: Never golfed before, bowled once or twice on family trips.
Narrator : lel shitkid beat him at bowling
and he was trying too
Steph the 'oh cool' of a woman who enjoys going hiking and shooting bows
Gabby nods to Jaime, sipping on her thermos full of Grandma's special bn riu
Gabby: ...Hey.
Jaime nods back
Forrest is aggressively apathetic and takes another bite of his sandwich
Jaime: You doing alright?
Narrator : Vlad and Anton yammer at each other in Hungarian
Mobile L: I am gonna be a rebel and give myself until 12:30 this time
Mac D.: you absolute madwoman
Gabby: ...Yeah, um... Better, I think...
Steph: I'm pretty glad that you're starting to fit in so easy.
Jaime: ...Mm. That's good.
Jaime does she still have the coat
Lilly just watches Gabby and Jaime talk, silent
Gabby oh heckie yeah she does
Forrest: I would not consider my current situation as "fitted in."
Suzie: It seems close enough.
Gabby: ...I, um... I kinda told Lilly about, uh... current events yesterday.
Steph: Yeah, like... what would you call it?
Jaime: ...
Jaime that explains her reaction to him and Steph
Lilly: Don't worry, I believe you.
Jaime: That's good.
Forrest: Well, depending on the situation, it's between "quietly disdained" and
"forced to stay alive together"
Lilly: ... I always knew there was something more to life...
Forrest nom
Suzie: ... We don't have to do any of this, when you think about it.
Gabby: ...Yeah... Frickin'... Next time the fricked up crap happens, we can...
Mac D.: is suzie talking with forrest n steph
Suzie: yes
Space: ya
Mac D.: ahh k
Jaime nods again
Jaime: Just...
Jaime glances around at the nearby others
Forrest: Are you referring to what I think you're referring to.
Lilly: You can trust me, don't worry.
Jaime: Keep it between us for now.
Steph: It's too late to just give up.
Jaime: Thanks.
Lilly nods
Forrest: I suppose theoretically whenever "It" happens, we could just hunker dow
n somewhere and wait it out.
Every day, forever.
Gabby: ...We'll, um... We'll make sure you stay safe and all that, too.
Gabby idly feels of THE COAT with her non-soup hand
Suzie: He said it would stop after a while.
Jaime: Yeah, we will.
Forrest: Oh well if that's the case.
Jaime looks over at Gabby
Suzie: ... I don''t want to hide, but it's always an option.
Jaime: ...Where'd you get the coat?
Lilly: I don't need protecting, don't you worry.
Forrest: Have any of you successfully waited it out.
Steph: Haven't tried it.
Forrest: It could be that the shift is affected by our actions in it.
We're pulled into it, and we're not allowed back out until something gets done.
Gabby: ...A guy was sellin' them... And like... He caught me after I had an, um.
.. a cry...
Mr. Mu: lol you could ask me
Forrest: yeah
Gabby: ...So he felt obligated to give me one or whatever.
Forrest: i bet i could, asshole
Mr. Mu: lol
Steph: I don't want to sit around and wait for it.
Gabby: ...'S good to hear, Lilly. Uh... We can get you hooked up with the powers
and stuff, too.
Jaime: ...What was his name?
Forrest: That's fine and dandy, but I would assume other people would prefer to
live.
Forrest nom
Ed Stuart: the north remembers
fuck you jaime
Jaime: i send my regards
Jaime STAB
Ed Stuart: urgh
Steph: Yeah, okay.
Gabby: ...Oh frick, ummm... Ed, I think?
Forrest: See. "Quietly disdained."
Jaime: ...
Forrest crunch crunch crunch
Steph: Do you want my almonds? I don't like them.
Suzie: We shouldn't let personality conflicts jeopardize what we're doing.
Forrest: No thanks, not that much of a fan of them, myself.
Jaime: ...Good of him.
Narrator : "i don't like them because they're too salty, just like you"
Steph: Well, it's a peace treaty.
Do you want them, Suzie?
Suzie: Sure.
Steph gives the bag of almonds that has been kicking around in her lunchbox for
about a week
Suzie munches on the almoonds
Forrest MUNCH
Gabby: ...Why, are you, like... looking to buy yourself one?
Space: they're almonds
i don't know why i felt to give that bit of gm clarification when i am not a gm
Jaime: Oh, no. Winter's not for a while.
Forrest: .......
Gabby then proceeds to help herself to some of Grandma's special bnh rn... shhhhhi
t y'all those're tasty-looking fried things...
Forrest: ....You know Ms. Lao.
Steph: Yeah. She's like that lately.
Forrest: What's that about.
Gabby: ...He seemed to think it was pretty soon. But I guess, like... he stands
to make a buck off of that.
Narrator : she's normally quite peppy
Steph: It's fucked up.
Jaime: Yeah, that's the Stuart family business.
Narrator : Steph remembers the time she got so hyped up that she accidentally br
oke into another class with them and pretended to be annexing it in the name of
the Roman Empire.
Jaime: Winter coats sold all year long.
Steph the best history teacher she's ever had
Steph: ...
Forrest: Has she always been such a space case.
Jaime: ...Heh, just cause they want to stay in business they say "winter is comi
ng".
Gabby: ...Welp. Shouldn't have to, this is a dang good coat.
Narrator : it's made with love
Jaime: I guess it's just not my style.
Gabby: D'you get hot easy? I'm, like, fricking exactly the opposite, but that's
just 'cuz I'm small and bony.
Gabby CHOMPS the dumpling, as if to make a statement about how much more she nee
ds to eaaaaat
Steph: This one time, back when she was teaching us about the Roman empire, she
sort of, like... took us and annexed Mr. Pink's art class. She was just so, uh..
. hyped up? About ancient Rome. We got them to paint us battle standards and eve
rything...
Forrest like me
Jaime: No, I have jackets. Just not really thick ones.
Forrest: ....Wow, jesus.
Gabby: ...Nyeheh. Maybe I can graduate to those after I get my next growth spurt
...
Forrest: Is she a manic depressive.
Gabby: ...I kinda wonder if I'm gonna get fat.
Jaime: Well, you just gotta keep exercising, right?
Narrator : look at jasper
Steph: I have no idea. She's never been like this.
Narrator : all the wy over at the side
alone
Space: someone should sit by her and make a friend
Forrest: Maybe she's been keeping it in check with medication until now.
Narrator : she's jasper
Jaime: alone, intoxicated with victory on the hill of swords
Narrator : she summons ubw
Space: someone should sit by her and make a friend
Gabby: Yeah, I guess. I mean, Grandpa's... you've seen him, but Grandma's... you
've seen her. And, uh... my, uhm...
...Biological parent...
Jasper: i ahm da bown of mah sord
Gabby: ...Is also kinda chubby, so I dunno.
Forrest: Of course, far be it from me to ask about other people's drugs.
....What about Ms. Lachance, what's her deal.
Space: hey duff
Steph: Maybe.
Space: https://40.media.tumblr.com/85a3b6694ef9d4c09ccd443c7e56a101/tumblr_nzisw
mGqDh1rhuitso1_540.png its the anime jojo's bizarre adventure
Jaime: Heh. You should see my cousin Robert.
Steph: Oh, she doesn't have a deal.
Forrest: So she's just angry all the time.
Jaime: He gained like, what, ninety pounds? A year after he won the lottery.
Forrest: Man, how can somebody live that way, annoyed all the time.
Gabby: ...Wooooow, what the frick? Like, shouldn't he be able to afford gyms and
stuff?
Steph: Yeah, I wonder.
Jaime: That's what you'd think.
Mac D.: ye
Narrator : he's also not a woman
Space: my thricedamned connection
Narrator : yeah but i myself feel bad for lachance
Mac D.: i refuse to believe that
Narrator : believe what
Mac D.: foxhole being a man
Narrator : e is
Space: he has dude hair
Narrator : he totally is
Mac D.: that is not dude hair that is LESBIAN HAIR
Narrator : he watches yuri
Mac D.: which explains the yuri
Narrator : he has yuri posters in his office
Space: https://rabb.it/thespacephantom
Forrest: star wars episode 3 is the most disappointing thing since star wars epi
sode 2
eldritch s. (GM): where are they
Mac D.: i have called the bozos
they will arrive at their usual bozo pace
Mobile L: hwazzup homos
Mac D.: hang on lemmie find a save point in Yakuza 5
eldritch s. (GM): right students just had their lunch yes
Mac D.: did you know you can use the Mayflash adapter on your PS3 it;s increadib
le
Space: so bold and so foolish
Mobile L: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
Space: jesus
Mobile L: Craw
Space: these crawl they will not crawl
crawl is how i crawl
crawling what is crawl
eldritch s. (GM): right yes fox will not be joining us today, i have duff's assu
rnces that fox is okay with it, as he asked
Mac D.: is troo
Mobile L: Koolio. We can recap 'im
eldritch s. (GM): CROATIUM
Mac D.: what are you picturing the losers doing in this particular OP
Space: theyre all watching starwars
eldritch s. (GM): wudu hide
Mobile L: Contemplative closeups
Mac D. FOOD
Forrest IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS
Narrator : The bell goes, lunch is done, you little SHITS
Your next class, by royal decree, is science.
Steph packs up her stuff, feeling a quiet worry
Gabby awww FRICK YEAH, this soothes the soul
Forrest oh good something worth paying attention in that won't humiliate and pot
entially kill me
Forrest pops into the seat by Vlad
Gabby is still a lil' down, but feeling a lot better
Vlad is sullen, as usual
Space: shit
yeah your right
Mr. Schmidt: one of them is a variable
so i can't do it for sure
that's why i asked for all possiblities
Forrest: ........It.....depends on the color genes.....I think.
Mr. Schmidt: did you look it up
Mobile L: BRB reel qwik
Mac D.: actually yes and i got animal crossing results so i just winged it
Space: amazing
Mr. Schmidt begins drawing https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/
1/17/Punnett_square_mendel_flowers.svg/2000px-Punnett_square_mendel_flowers.svg.
png this
Space: i already drew it because i'm cool
Mr. Schmidt goes on to explain how it works because i forget some of the termino
logy
Forrest LEARNING
Forrest WOW
Mr. Schmidt: And these are the very basics of genetics...
Space: genetics is cool
Forrest now you too have the potential to spit in the eye of God
Mr. Schmidt: Like the Bohr Diagram, or most early atomic models, they don't hold
true entirely, but they are a good start.
Space: forrest now knows the basics of eugenics
Mac D.: forrest http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/wp-content/blogs.dir/470/file
s/2012/04/i-dd55f012113fb7c28a2312d25d277a8d-chick2.jpg
Mr. Schmidt: And, as for a fun fact, do you know the name of the man who created
the Periodic Table?
Steph: rolling 3d20
(
18
+
16
+
4
)
= 38
It was Mendeleev!
Mr. Schmidt: So Mendeleev created the periodic table, and Mendel pioneered genet
ics, it is funny, is it not?
Forrest: ...
Steph: ...
Mobile L: Nyehehehe! Yeah.
Gabby: oopl lol
Mr. Schmidt: There we are...
And now, answer questions 1-4 in the text.
You may answer them as I put on a documentary about genetics on the projector...
Mr. Schmidt pulls down that tarp thing
Mr. Schmidt turns on the projector thing
Forrest right.....questions....LET'S go......
Gabby FRICK YES. LES DO IT MOTHERFRICKERS
Forrest repels those good vibes like he's got some kind of Grouch Barrier
Space: 'his grouch defenses are at maximum...'
Gabby frickin CHANNEL THE GROUCHINESS INTO ANGER, YOU FRICKER
Nurse Foxhole: You're the power behind the throne of Prussia, you are a staunch
conservative, and you want Germany unified under one banner at all costs.
Gabby AND THE ANGER... INTO TRIUMPH
Forrest: Uh huh. Okay.
Gabby:
Nurse Foxhole: You are Protestant, and you need to unite the various princedoms
of Germany, who all have internal politics and such.
Forrest: ..Okay.
Gabby just now realizes that oh frick, she has French blood and is being the Nap
oleon... friiiick
Nurse Foxhole: Also in your way are the Austrians, who want to keep the Status Q
uo.
Steph nods, in a status quo-ish fashion
Mac D.: breen:"THIS IS A LAWSUIT WAITING TO HAPPEN, CHILD"
Forrest: Ooo-kay.
Gabby: frick off, Dr. Breen, I CHOSE THIS
Nurse Foxhole: Northern Germany is mainly Protestant, and Southern Germany is Ca
tholic
Forrest: Mmmhm.
Nurse Foxhole: You have friends in Northern Germany, but not many in the South.
Forrest: Rrrright.
Nurse Foxhole: Also, you have Emperor Napoleon III, who all Germans dislike beca
use he is a militaristic Frenchman.
Forrest: Uh huh.
Nurse Foxhole: He may attempt to cut into Germany, but may not, that's his perog
ative.
Now, go!
Forrest: .....?
Nurse Foxhole: Unify Germany!
Forrest: ...Oh....Okay.
Steph: .......
Gabby:
Steph just stands around, in an austrian fashion
Gabby DEEP BREATH... channel the frenchness
Nurse Foxhole: fucking racist
Also there are Bohemians who are more Czech than german but have lands in German
y.
Forrest looks at his North German brothers and sisters
Nurse Foxhole: Vlad's a Bohemian.
Steph idly wonders how Foxhole knows so much about history
Vlad: Hungarian.
Nurse Foxhole: For the purposes of this exercise, Bohemian,
Forrest: ...Okay....Uh, you guys kinda stand together by those desks.
Forrest points
Vlad: No.
Nathan: Sounds good to me, man.
Gabby: ...Hey, uh, frickers. Who wants to be part of frickin' France?
France.
You're German now.
Steph: ssssssssss.... BOOM
Vlad: Quick, mob her.
Forrest makes surfboard motions with his arms
Gabby: Frick not, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIIIIIVE
Space: the swarm
Narrator : They begins crowding her
Steph: BOOM BOOM BOOM
(Anton, help out my cannon volley!)
Forrest: Fwoosh woosh shoosh.
Rules of Nature.
Gabby cackles maniacally and rides the crazy train all the way to Heck
Steph: Rules of what?
Narrator : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mn2XgLATFA
Forrest: ...It's from a-...Forget it.
Forrest looks at Foxhole
Forrest: Look- who won this?
Gabby is COVERED WITH SCORPIONS
Nurse Foxhole: Germany isn't unified.
France is being beaten up.
Austria wins.
Space: gabby: "whattre you doing to my head..."
Steph: 8)
Forrest: ....Is that actually how it went in history.
Gabby: I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIIIING! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Nurse Foxhole: No.
No.
Not at all.
Gabby: FRANCE IS CRAZY AS FRICK.
CRAZY
Nurse Foxhole: Well, I mean.
Gabby: AS
Nurse Foxhole: France was invaded.
Gabby: FRICK.
Nurse Foxhole: And Austria satyed out of it.
But that's about it.
Forrest: Oh.
Nurse Foxhole: Germany really did unify.
Space: jasper just does not care
she's been there this whole time
Forrest: This whole thing was kind of pointless, then.
Mobile L: Judgin' u
Steph: Well, that's what happens when you start wars.
Gabby: NYEHEHEHEhehehe... hhhhokay I need to frickin' breathe, aaaaaaaaa
Forrest: Can I just go sit down now.
Gabby tries to worm her way outta the Germany pile
Nurse Foxhole: Yeah, sure.
Steph swooshes back over to her seat, proud of Austria's accomplishment
Gabby: ...Hoogh.
Forrest goes back to his desk, having evidently not had fun
Nurse Foxhole: Yeah, but that's what unifying Germany is like.
Gabby dizzily wobbles her way back to her desk, looking like she found that cath
artic
Nurse Foxhole: Only instead of Forrest.
It was a fat, bald, mustachioed Prussian man,
And instead of Steph, it was some weird, crusty, inbred Austrian guy.
Forrest has his "i want to go home" face
Nurse Foxhole: And instead of Gabby, it was a fat, mustachioed, rude French guy.
Gabby nyehehehehe, FRENCH SUCK
Nurse Foxhole begins to go over the unificaion of germany in more detail
Forrest LEEEEEARNIN
Steph again wonders how he knows all this stuff
Gabby eh... history's a'ight, I guess
Nurse Foxhole: ... Now, can anyone tell me what the war between the Northern Ger
man Confederation and the French Empire was called?
Forrest: rolling 3d20 +1
(
20
+
3
+
14
)+1
= 38
Nurse Foxhole: the Franco-Prussian War
Forrest: The Franco-Prussian War.
Space: he knew that, but not anything about otto von bsimarck
Mac D.: literal gues
Nurse Foxhole: Good!
And that war brought Southern Germany into the fold, out of fear of France.
Forrest wow he just put two descriptive words together
Gabby wipes her tie on her glasses
Nurse Foxhole: Germany won, hands-down, and Napoleon III was deposed
Gabby GOOD...
Nurse Foxhole: Germany took the two wealthy provinces of Alsace and Lorraine.
Forrest: ...
Nurse Foxhole: And France became a Republic yet again.
Steph good
Steph fuck france
Forrest quietly ponders for a moment why everyone intuitively hates the french
Gabby yeah, FRICK FRANCE, Quebec is hecka gay
Nurse Foxhole: Now, that wraps up the talking bit of the class, open up your boo
ks, read if you need it, and do whatever questions you feel you should do.
Forrest: ....Do we have any assigned.
Nurse Foxhole: No, no, work at your own pace.
Do what you feel is nessecary.
Forrest: ....
= 18
Space: my mom checked out a book of that from the library one
Mr. Pink: i'm not lending forrest a hand
Forrest lol idunno
Mac D.: BREATHE MOBILE BREATHE
Mr. Pink: why does no one else answer
Mac D.: space feverishly google searches Zentangle
Steph: rolling 3d20
(
1
+
15
+
5
)
= 21
It's, uh... tangled... zen??
Mobile L: Horf, soz, had to help with dishes
Gabby: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Mind
{(
15
+
20
+
9
)}+1
= 16
Mac D.: gabby save us
Mobile L: Mystic Vietnamese zen knowledge
???: Zentangle is a self-help art therapy practice to enhance relaxation and foc
us. Zentangle is known to many artists and craftivistas as a way to create struc
tured designs through drawing various patterns.
Steph: thanks ???
!?!: http://roccitywellness.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/zentangle.jpg
Space: thanks !?!
Gabby HAND GO UP
!?!: http://www.charlescountymd.gov/sites/default/files/coadmin/tourism/zentangl
e.jpg
Gabby: It's like a self-help doodle thing that makes you focus and stuff. Doodli
ng during lectures actually does help you remember stuff, so it makes, like, per
fect frickin' sense.
Mobile L: Ah shit, I actually did a lotta that without even knowing what it was
Mr. Pink nods
Mr. Pink: Very good!
Forrest: ....
Mr. Pink: Now, all of you, take nine little paper squares, and do free-style Zen
tangle on them, here are some examples!
Mr. Pink points at the corckboard, which has examples on it
Gabby PSH... this oughtta be a cakewalk
Forrest: ......
Forrest just
Forrest makes a line
)}+0
= 17
Gabby [dramatic Vietnamese chanting]
Narrator : Gabby's is great.
RIght before the class is going to hand it in, the bell goes.
Mr. Pink: Oh...
Forrest wow, misery really DOES make time fly
Mr. Pink: Well, uh, next time, right?
Forrest: .......
Gabby ohhhhhhm...
Forrest just stows his away in his back
Forrest bag
Mobile L: Him a turtle
Narrator : The day is now: Over.
Steph oh thank gosh
Forrest FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOM
Forrest weighs the chances that he will be dragged into Hell and eaten today
Forrest steps outside, nursing his still-bandaged face
Forrest: ....This'll be a hell of a story to explain back home.
Gabby heads on oat as well
Gabby: ...You gonna be okay?
Teddy Reinside: Hey, kids!
Forrest: Yeah, it's just a busted n....
Forrest looks up at Teddy
Steph: ...Oh!
Gabby ohhhh frickle
Forrest: ....Oh, you.
.....Do you work here, I forget.
Teddy Reinside: They finally let me out of the hospital for real!
Forrest: ....Oh.
Teddy Reinside: No, no.
Forrest: Oh, so you were in the hospital.
This explains the pants.
Mobile L: http://i.imgur.com/2S0D87W.png
Teddy Reinside: This is the brainwashing factory, don't you know
Space: its them
Teddy Reinside: This is where they make kids drink the kool-aide!
Mac D.: it's
Gabby: ...Huh.
Mac D.: beautiful...!
Forrest: Right, yeah.
Teddy Reinside cups his hands over his mouth, shoting at Hawthorne
Mobile L: They're perfect for each other
Teddy Reinside: YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK!
Forrest: .....
Forrest: I'm hoping the bandages will cushion the blow somewhat.
Lilly is silent, somewhat just expecting to be welcomed into the gang
Lilly: ...
Rather odd isn't.
Gabby: Because... Because I know now that when people... Hm?
Steph: ...
Gabby looks at Lilly
Mobile L: My computer has 51 mins of battery left and I'll probs pass out around
then, just an FYI
Mac D.: STRENGTH
Mobile L: Been up since 6 tho
Forrest continues to stand there
Mac D.: you're a strong independent texan woman mobile
Space: believe in yourself
Mobile L: I gotta channel all that black-eyed pea power into my soul...!
Mac D.: THAT'S THE SPIRIT, COWGIRL
Space: [texan national anthem plays]
Mobile L: Yeeeeeeehaw!
:)
Mac D.: meanwhile our canadian has died of frostbite
Mobile L: eldy pls, we love you
Space: we'll have to commandeer this roll20
Steve: i'm the hero now
Space: steve lives
Steve: let's go fight the aliens kids
Mac D.: btw i am steve
do not have false hope
Space: god damn you duff
Mobile L: :^) https://40.media.tumblr.com/f75d2d051aac94f8e4ed999e7ce12bcb/tumbl
r_mqiu019qrL1ro9w48o1_540.jpg
Space: oh no
Mac D.: i have prepared the ritual to bring seer back https://www.youtube.com/wa
tch?v=7LxITlJplhw
Mobile L: I hope it works
the pain
Space: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT6OeBeWT8g
Mac D.: it's okay
he will return i have faith
Mobile L: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gan_FsqVqw
Lilly: i'm back
Space: oh my go
they speak english in Yee
Mobile L: YEE
hallo eldy
Mac D.: ARISE, CHICKEN
Ms. Lachance: What do you want?
Forrest: ...To be honest, I'm still trying to come up with that.
Lilly: That, well, all of this craziness happens, and we're going on like it's j
ust normal business. I feel like that's a good attitude.
Gabby: ...Honestly, it took me awhile to be able to do this.
Forrest: I mean, I was going to ask you about coffee and making it and whatnot,
but I figured that would be cheating so that wouldn't go anywhere.
Then I was thinking of asking about that conversation a few seconds ago, but we'
re total strangers to each other, so that doesn't seem right to talk about.
Steph: We have to do it. Life goes on, with or without all of this... this weird
shit.
Forrest: So I decided that the image of a teacher sitting on a beach alone in fr
Forrest: ...........
Steph: ...........
RM2 crumples, clutching hsi sack
RM2 's voice cracks a bit as he speaks
RM2: OUgh.... youl... fucking... asshole...
Richard Moneypenny?: Get out, ye trash!
Richard Moneypenny? tosses RM2 onto the street
Forrest: ..........................................
Steph: ......
Richard Moneypenny?: Oh...
Oh, me back...
Forrest looks back at Old Miss Moneypenny
Richard Moneypenny?: Me joints...
Oh, me everything...
Forrest: ......
Steph: ...Should we... call a doctor??
Richard Moneypenny?: Are ye kids alright...?
Forrest: ...Yeah, let's call a doctor.
Richard Moneypenny?: Oh, no, no, kiddies, don't other yeselves...
I've lived through worse...
Forrest: Well I mean if you're in crippling pain.
Richard Moneypenny?: Just give me ye fifty dollars and I'll be able to sit down.
..
Steph: ...
Forrest: No, no. The hospital call should come first.
There's a phone in the building, right.
Richard Moneypenny?: Oh, just use your cellphone, kiddie...
Forrest: You know, I thought of that, but I'm afraid it's out of juice.
Richard Moneypenny?: Oh, that's terrible...
Steph: I... left mine at home...?
Forrest: But we can't possibly ignore your pain.
Richard Moneypenny?: Our phone is on the old fritz again...
Forrest: Oh, that's fine. Hotwiring landlines is one of my hobbies.
Richard Moneypenny?: Oh, alright, kiddie, follow me...
Richard Moneypenny? begins limping
Richard Moneypenny? heads into a back room
Richard Moneypenny? it's dark
Forrest stands at the doorway
Forrest: Funny place to keep a phone.
Steph: ...
Richard Moneypenny?: Oh, sh- dear, oh, where's the lightswitch, m- oh...
Forrest: Here, let me.
Richard Moneypenny?: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 3 for Finesse
{(
17
+
7
+
5
)}+3
= 10
Richard Moneypenny? hits their knee on a table
Richard Moneypenny?: OH DEAR, ME JOINT!
ME JOINT!
is forrest going to do something
Forrest: .....
Forrest pulls out his cell phone and turns on the light function, shining it int
o the room
Forrest: How about that. That better.
Richard Moneypenny? looks aat him
Richard Moneypenny?: ... Ye said it was out...
Forrest: ...Oh, well would you look at that, seems there's some left.
You wait in here, I'll make the call.
Steph: ........
Richard Moneypenny?: Oh, no, dearie.
Richard Moneypenny? begins walking out
Forrest: No, no, I insist.
Forrest shuts the door
Richard Moneypenny?: I don't like the dark room.
Steph: You really shouldn't move around so much...
Forrest turns to steph
Forrest: Alright, let's go.
Richard Moneypenny? opens the door
Richard Moneypenny?: ...
Steph: ......
Richard Moneypenny?: You have made.
A very.
Serious.
Mistake.
Forrest looks at Richard
Richard Moneypenny?: Don't move a fucking inch.
Forrest: ....And if I do.
Steph is about to say something
Steph but "What are you gonna do, shoot us?" is like the most famous last words
ever
Richard Moneypenny?: You don't want to find out.
Forrest: No, please.
Richard Moneypenny?: Do you know how much fucking effort I put into this?
Forrest: Tell me what you plan to do to us, in this public institution, filled w
ith all these people.
Steph: It's a pretty, uh... ridiculous con.
Richard Moneypenny: We're in the back rooms, you shithead.
Forrest: Correction.
Richard Moneypenny: Let me be blunt.
Forrest: You're in the back room, I'm standing out here.
Richard Moneypenny: I got a fucking body double.
I put on this stupid fucking makeup.
I set everything up just to make some money.
Forrest: I have to admit, getting the body double was impressive.
Richard Moneypenny: And you decide to shit all over it.
Couldn't have just given me my fifty fucking dollars.
Forrest: I don't understand why you couldn't have just stuck to driving the bus.
Steph: Dude, screw you, I don't even carry money with me.
Richard Moneypenny: I got caught, dumbass!
(
3
)
= 3
Richard Moneypenny is clotheslined by the old fat lady
Mac D.: fuck yes
obaasan
Eunice Trn: And stay down... you little devil...
Forrest: ......
Eunice Trn: What a terrible boy...
Forrest looks at Tabitha
Forrest: Okay, can we call the cops now
Tabitha St. Marie: No!
I need more information.
Forrest: ....
Steph: Uh... tell him about the bus.
Forrest: Oh, right.
Steph: *her
Forrest: He stole a bus and pretended to be a bus drive.
Sherwood Cotter: ... Oh, he's trying to escape again
Forrest: He got caught for that, sooo.
Sherwood Cotter just starts smacking the dazed form of Moneypenny, who isn't try
ing to escape
Sherwood Cotter: Aha!
I am stopping this fiendish criminal!
Tabitha St. Marie: I see...
Anything else?
Forrest: Well.....
She mentioned the restaurant.
And you have the wig.
I guess if you wanted more evidence, you could get that dress off him.
Tabitha St. Marie begins trying to snap a picture of this while Forrest talks
Tabitha St. Marie: How about the stabbing?
Forrest: Oh. He shoved a knife in my hands and shoved my arm into his chest.
Tabitha St. Marie: Ohhhh....
Alright, you can call the police, whatever...
Forrest: Alllllright.
Tabitha St. Marie begins basically beating Moneypenny with a mike, asking him qu
estions
Forrest NINE WUN WUN or whatever the fuck it is in your frozen wasteland of a co
untry
Tabitha St. Marie: it's 911
Steph: ((Uh... Forest, we might want to go after the police get here.)
Forrest nine wun wun it is then
Forrest: .....I guess we can find some other place to read.
Narrator : Eventually the police show up, question everyone, and take Moneypenny
away in custody, acting like this is pretty normal.
Steph: ...Oh.
Forrest watches justice be done
Forrest: ........
Richard Moneypenny: I FUCKING HATE YOU KIDS!!!!
Forrest: ....I get the feeling we'll be seeing him again.
Right. Yeah.
Tabitha St. Marie: I wasn't very well recieved, sadly, but don't working, this t
ime I'm getting my permit...
Forrest: ......Oh, so you're freelance.
Tabitha St. Marie: Yes!
Keeps me hungry, and that's what you need to stay alive in the business...
Forrest: ......
Okay, well, good luck on.....whatever you're working on.
Steph seems to have a mild, vague dislike of this woman
Forrest: ...?
Forrest sees the HATRED in steph's eyes.................
Tabitha St. Marie: Your story, of course!
Forrest: ....Oh- Right.
Tabitha St. Marie: You're going to make me a nice story, thanks!
Forrest: ....No problem.
Forrest goes to pull out his BOOKS, looking at Steph
Forrest: Alright, do you want the history book, or the legend book.
Steph: Uh... legends.
Forrest: Alright.
Forrest passes her that book and cracks open the history one
Forrest: Lemmie know if you find anything interesting/
Steph: Ten-four.
Narrator : THE LEGEND OF THE WENDIGO STATES
no
it's not that
Forrest begins to dive deep into this book on a mission to uncover the KNOWLEDGE
WITHIN
Forrest: rolling 3d20 +1
(
9
+
19
+
20
)+1
= 49
Steph searches as well, in this fine literature
Steph: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + for Mind
{(
3
+
19
+
2
)}
= 3
Mac D.: steph's knowledge sub is leaky and of poor quality
Space: she gets sidetracked easy
Narrator : i mean
i do't know
what to give forret here
what
specifically
is he looking for
Steph scrawls something quickly in there, then places it back in her backpack
Dr. Graham: ... What...?
Forrest scribbles out some notes of his own, then looks at Steh
Steph: The Board of Health is... I think there might be something there.
Dr. Graham: ruddman's on the board of health too, remember, steph
Steph: I'm not sure if we should be talking about this out in the open.
Forrest: .....
...We could head to one of our houses.
Talk there.
Dr. Graham: It's fine, we're not in some Orwellian world, I see no problm in tal
king here.
Forrest: Better safe than sorry.
Steph clearly looks uncomfortable w-Steph: ...Is that...?
Forrest: What.
Steph: Hey, wait!
Forrest: .....?
Steph goes after the lunatic
Forrest: .....Wait where are you......Okay, she's gone.
......
Forrest moves at a casual pace after her
Space: the chill walk
Lunatic stares at them, brandishes his baseball bat
Forrest: You wanna explain what that was about.
Lunatic: ...
Steph: Wait! Wait...
Forrest looks over Steph's shoulder
Steph: Easy, easy... you helped me out. There's no need for that, okay? I won't
come any closer.
Forrest: Who's this guy.
Lunatic: Not now.... GRMMRRGH.... WASTING MY TIME!
Forrest: ....
Lunatic turns
Lunatic every step is just a lurch forward, as if his body does not want to move
Steph: (Motherfuck...)
Please! I need to talk to you!
Forrest: ....Are we going to- Okay
Lunatic: WASTING MY TIME!
I'LL KILL YOU!
Steph: .......
Lunatic begins shrieking and howling, waving his bat around
Forrest: .....Hey, woah. Okay, now.
Steph: Okay, okay, that's enough of that!
Dr. Venter: Get away from him, kids!
Forrest: Don't wave that thing around like that, you're gonna bean somebody.
Lunatic is just acting like a territorial animal
Steph: (Jesus H. Christ...)
Lunatic snarls
Steph: Okay, Forrest, I don't think he wants to talk!
Forrest: What tipped you off, the screaming or the bat-waving.
Steph: This is really not the time!
Lunatic bolts off when they begin talking to each other
Forrest: ...Uhp.
Steph: Come on, let's just let him-...Oh.
Forrest: ....Wonder what he was in such a hurry for.
Space: theres two stephs
Mac D.: i told u
Space: goodbye steph
Mac D.: one steph
two steph
Vlad is looking down the alley at them
Forrest: Maybe he was off his tits on something.
...?
Steph: ......
Forrest looks down the alley
Vlad: What the fuck.
Forrest: ...Oh, you.
Don't mind us.
Steph: Oh my goooooood!
Vlad: The fuck is wrong with you people.
Steph is just exasperated at this point
Forrest looks back at the others
Steph: Okay, whatever. I don't even -- I don't even care, at this point.
Forrest: ...Okay, so we were talking about crashing at somebody's place.
Steph: Yeah, screw it. Sure.
Dr. Venter: Oh, we can't!
Forrest: What's wrong, you busy with something.
Dr. Venter: Yes, actually.
We both work odd hours.
Forrest: Oh. Okay.
Steph: Okay, can I just get your phone numbers or something?
Dr. Venter: Sure, sure!
Dr. Venter exchanges number with them, as does Graham
Forrest nod
Steph initiates number-exchanging procedure
Steph: Okay, thanks.
Dr. Venter: Remember, we're behind you!
Forrest: Gotcha. Thanks.
Steph: We really appreciate it.
Dr. Graham: Good day.
Space: this song is nice
Steph: ...Okay, what now.
Forrest: Well, you can start by telling me what the issue is with the Board of H
ealth.
Steph: You know those snake guys?
Forrest: Snake cult, yes.
Steph: Their boss is on the board.
Forrest: ....
Steph is the package such that it could be opened and no one would notice
Narrator : It hasn't been here long.
It's like wrapped in brown paper with tape and shit, no
Forrest: ...Looks like it was put here recently.
Steph: Yeah.
What should we do?
Forrest: Open it, duh.
Steph: ...Okay.
Steph moves to cautiously open it
Narrator : It's full of money.
Forrest: .......
Forrest looks at Steph
Steph: ...
This is...
What the hell is this?
Forrest: .....Payment.
The question is, for what.
Steph: Drugs. Or something shady.
It's got to be, right? I mean, look at all this.
Forrest: Could be.
He could also just be selling porno mags or something.
Steph: Well, I'm pretty sure Vlad gave this to him.
Forrest: Whatever it is, he clearly wants it hidden.
What makes you say that?
Steph: 'Cause I saw him just straight-up blatantly give it to him.
Forrest: Money?
Steph: This box. Or one like it.
Steph tries to cautiously put it back together
Forrest: ....I see.
....Let's keep the package.
Narrator : finesse
Forrest: We'll take it to Foxhole or Vlad, whoever we find first.
Steph: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Finesse
{(
10
+
4
+
1
)}+1
= 5
Yeah, this... this isn't working.
Narrator : She fucks it up, it looks wrong.
Steph: Look, there's nothing tying this to Vlad. He can just claim 'Oh, I don't
know what the shit.'
But, like, Foxhole is good friends with Moneypenny. Maybe they're both into some
dangerous crap, and they'll shoot us or something.
Forrest: .......All this information would have been useful earlier.
Forrest jots down NOETS
Steph: ...What the fuck.
What was that?
Forrest: What was what.
Steph: You didn't hear that?
Forrest: Hear what, I was writing.
Steph just shoves the packet into her backpack, grabbing her notebook
because he doesn't like the idea of bringing back someone potentially super fuck
ed up
Steph: you just don't like it when people are living
do you
forrest
you goddamn murderer
Forrest: she came back without fucking limbs steph
she was screaming to be killed again what is wrong with you
Narrator : what do you think will happen if she is revived
Mac D.: knowing our luck: the worst shit possible
does the revived remember being dea
Narrator : i am looking at her revived self now
yes
because he just
Space: no face
Narrator : grabs their soul
Mac D.: oh okay so forrest would not be pleased
Narrator : and crudely jumbles together a body
Forrest: which one of you assholes did it this time
Space: what is being dead like
Forrest: steph when i say "don't bring me back this time"
WHAT do you think that means
Narrator : you get trapped outside of the third heaven
in tartarus
Mac D.: is it an unpleasant experience
Narrator : with billions, literal billions of other wailing souls
trying to get in
yeah it's incredibly unpleasant
Mac D.: forrest is just sitting in the back of the crowd like
Forrest: seriously guys can you calm the fuck down
i'm trying to read here
Narrator : sometimes nihilists grab the souls
and drag them into cocytus
Forrest: oh that must be fun
Narrator : it's just great
Forrest: can't wait to see what that shit's like
Mac D.: do you fully expect one of us to die over the course of this game
Narrator : it's possible
i won't
go out of my way
but there's a plan
Mac D.: i c
Narrator : there are
a lot of mysterious
Mac D.: so how potentially crude a body reconstruction are we talking about here
Narrator : things
like if you want
we'll find a new freaky token for your pc
and it varies
Space: how would they be able to
Narrator : sometines mu gets it pretty right
Space: like go around in society
Narrator : or better
oh, theyd have a challenge
Mac D.: if you get resurrected in a horrible shit body can you be like "nah we a
in't doing this"
Narrator : mu would probably like devise a method
Mac D.: "kill me, mu try again"
Narrator : yeah, but you risk my botching it worse
*mu
Steph: i am
i'm horrified of death
Forrest: get OUT OF THE FORT
Narrator : http://en.inkei.net/Mu
why
does that site
even exist
i mean i love it
but why
Mac D.: science is all about finding answers
Steph: the fantastic kitty
Forrest: why did you invite me to stare at mr mu's penis
Steph: re
se
ar
ch
Mac D.: time for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
to go to BEEEEEEED
because it's 5:30 IN THE MOOOOOOOOORNING
Steph: chump
Space: i knew you were here
eldritch s. (GM): rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 3 for Mind
{(
12
+
20
+
14
)}+3
= 17
Space: why did you roll mind just then
eldritch s. (GM): for moneypenny in the fg
Space: oh my gosh
health
eldritch s. (GM): yes
Space: one who falls to ruin
eldritch s. (GM): yes
Space: i like how third heaven sort of has developed its own aestheticc
eldritch s. (GM): what is that
Space: just like
all of these tokens
look hird heaven-y
that's the only way to explain it
eldritch s. (GM): the board of health
four
gray haired
white men
Space: old men sitting in a dark room and running the show
eldritch s. (GM): they're seele
there are 6 members of the board
6, in christian numerology, typically signifies imperfection
Space: i don't trust them
except for aybe larry
eldritch s. (GM): sideburns
Steph: he looks like a gonzo journalist
eldritch s. (GM): look at fucking tom
Steph: he looks
fucking
absolutely
evil
+
3
)+1
= 12
Steph: K-kh...
Steph moves to kick Harry in the dick
Steph: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + for Brawn
{(
2
+
10
+
1
)}
= 2
Harry Browning protects his groin
Larry Shotterman: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 2 for Brawn
{(
13
+
17
+
15
)}+2
= 17
Larry Shotterman leaps in and boxes Steph's ears
Larry Shotterman: rolling 1d8 + 2
(
3
)+2
= 5
rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 2 for Finesse
{(
18
+
3
+
20
)}+2
= 20
Space: jesus christ these old men
Tom Jones shoots Steph with his stungun
Space: power
unlimited
power
Tom Jones: POWER!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUNLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMITED
POWERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
rolling 1d8 + 2
(
4
)+2
= 6
Steph: Ow!
Tom Jones: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Finesse
{(
17
+
9
+
6
)}+1
= 10
Dr. Hall is about to shoot Steph but drops his gun
Dr. Hall: Damn!
Victor Sherrings: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
11
+
5
+
10
)}+1
= 11
Victor Sherrings whacks Steph with his briefcase
Victor Sherrings: rolling 1d8 + 1
(
4
)+1
= 5
Forrest: Ahem.
Steph: ...!
Tom Jones: A boy cannot stop the full power of the Board of Health...
Forrest: He can with video evidence of the board physically assaulting a teenage
girl.
Forrest holds up his camera
Steph: F-Forrest! That's... that's brilliant!
Tom Jones: Then you shall die...
And there will be no evidence.
Forrest: Steph, keep protecting me with your face while I upload this to the int
ernet.
Steph: Wh...? Uh, okay!
Forrest begins ELITE PORTABLE HACKING
John Ruddman: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
6
+
14
+
10
)}+1
= 11
John Ruddman punches Forrest in the stomach
John Ruddman: I can't go to prison!
Forrest: HoofJohn Ruddman: rolling 1d8 + 1
(
8
)+1
= 9
Harry Browning: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
7
+
13
+
5
)}+1
= 8
Harry Browning goes to punch Forrest, but slips on the floor
Harry Browning: No...
Steph: He's down... now's my chance!
Steph moves to punch Victor in the throat
Steph: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + for Brawn
{(
12
+
19
+
10
)}
= 12
Victor Sherrings: Ough
rolling 1d8 + 1
(
6
)+1
= 7
Victor Sherrings staggers back
Larry Shotterman: You're gonna be feeling this, kid. Learned it in KKorea.
*Korea
rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 2 for Brawn
{(
3
+
1
+
4
)}+2
= 5
Larry Shotterman hurts his back trying to do some insane move
Steph: I bet you learned... uh, being old! In Korea too!
Tom Jones: The boy!
Kill the boy!
Tom Jones tries shocking Forrest with his stungun
Tom Jones: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 2 for Finesse
{(
5
+
5
+
19
)}+2
= 7
Space: forrest turned it all around
12
+
7
+
5
)}+1
= 8
Dr. Hall tries to charge Forrest, but falls as Steph trips him
Victor Sherrings: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
14
+
14
+
15
)}+1
= 15
Steph: Oh, whoops! Careful, Mr. Hall!
Victor Sherrings raises his hand
Victor Sherrings: Goodbye.
Victor Sherrings explodes
Space: he was a robot
this whole time
Narrator : Demons are summoned.
Steph: Oh... oh no! There's only one thing that can save us now!
Narrator : Forrest.
You MUST upload the video!
Forrest: ....Aaaaand done.
Narrator : roll mind, one more time
Forrest hits that Enter Key
Forrest: rolling 3d20 +1
(
13
+
6
+
14
)+1
= 34
Narrator : Yes, he hits enter, not backspace.
Steph: ..................Uh.
Forrest: Alright, there we go. Corruption in the system exposed.
Steph: Forrest.
One Who Brings Darkness: ...
Forrest: I'm going to a hospital before I bleed out
Steph: Forrest.
Forrest looks at THE DARKNESS-BRINGER
One Who Brings Darkness: I WILL KILL YOU.
Forrest: ..........You got bus fare I could borrow?
Steph: FORREST
Forrest: What, too presumptuous?
One Who Brings Darkness: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 3 for Brawn
{(
17
+
10
+
6
)}+3
= 13
One Who Brings Darkness slams a hand down on him
One Who Brings Darkness: rolling 3d8 + 3
(
3
+
8
+
1
)+3
= 15
Forrest: Ah-.....Yyyyup, there it goes.
Bluhhhh
Steph: ..........
One Who Devours : HUNGRY HUNGRY EAT EAT KILL EAT HUNGER FLESH MORE BLOOD
rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 3 for Brawn
{(
11
+
3
+
5
)}+3
= 8
One Who Devours tries snatching Steph, but Steph avoids
One Who Falls to Ruin: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 3 for Brawn
{(
3
+
2
+
1
)}+3
= 5
One Who Falls to Ruin just snarls at Steph
Mac D.: waitaminute
blood-starved beast
One Who Falls to Ruin: yes
Steph: ...!!!!
John Ruddman: ...
John Ruddman tries running
John Ruddman: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Brawn
{(
20
+
14
+
19
)}+1
= 20
Space: whoosh
One Who Laments has his arm ripped off along with the stungun, it gave really ea
sily
Forrest: Wow, poor thing.
Nice going, Steph.
Steph: Ew... uh, Forrest, you shoot him.
One Who Laments : My physical form matters not, this entire fortress bows to my
will!
Steph tosses the stungun with arm attached to Forrest
Forrest: .....
Forrest shoots Laments with his magnifying glass laser
One Who Laments : roll
Forrest: rolling 3d20
(
3
+
2
+
7
)
= 12
One Who Laments slithers out of the way, slowly
Forrest: Damn.
Steph: Nice going.
Forrest: He very slowly avoided my attack.
One Who Laments : Torment... Toooorment....
Forrest: Okay, you're turn again.
Steph: Maybe you should work out more.
Steph goes to whack it with her notebook
Steph: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 1 for Finesse
{(
14
+
19
+
3
)}+1
= 15
One Who Laments is struck and immediately collapses into a heap of gore
Forrest: Congratulations.
You killed the tiny sad gross thing.
One Who Falls to Ruin snarls
Steph: Yeah, no thanks to you. Does this mean I-Oh.
Forrest: ...Oh, good.
....Is that his back flesh? Jesus Christ.
Steph: ...Your turn?
One Who Falls to Ruin: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + 3 for Brawn
{(
16
+
2
+
17
)}+3
= 19
One Who Falls to Ruin slashes them
Forrest: Nope, looks like I'm dead again.
One Who Falls to Ruin: rolling 1d8 + 3
(
3
)+3
= 6
cant kill a ghost
Forrest: ....Oh, shit, that's right.
Too bad for you, Steph.
Steph: Heh...
Finally, I get to use this! Forrest, look!
Steph points at her character sheet
Forrest: ...?
Forrest looks at this
Steph: You automatically stabilize.
When your life is less than or equal to your toughness, you regenerate 1, have +
5 block, and increase all rolls to escape.
Forrest: What is it.
Steph: It's my first trait... that I never got to use!
Forrest: Oh, wow. An ability for running away like a coward.
One Who Falls to Ruin: oops
i accidentally
remvoe the trait
trying to copypaste it
Forrest: Oh.
One Who Falls to Ruin: because there's no undo button in roll20
Steph: i got it
Forrest: Guess you don't have it any more.
Steph: dont worry
One Who Falls to Ruin: you just have to fuck yourself
Forrest: Too bad for you, I guess.
Forrest looks back at the Ruinmaker
One Who Falls to Ruin: ...
Forrest: Alright, listen, obviously you have a lot of pent-up frustration.
Steph: Check out my cool five block, Mr. Ruin!
Forrest: ....Given that you ripped out your own back and wear it like a cloak.
Steph throws the One Who Laments's gore corpse at him
One Who Falls to Ruin stands on his hind leg
One Who Falls to Ruin: Legs
Steph: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + for Brawn
{(
20
+
4
+
20
)}
= 20
One Who Falls to Ruin is thwacked right in the face with them ushy corpse
Steph: Nailed him!
3
+
4
)+3
= 11
zerp hp
Steph: Oh.
One Who Falls to Ruin absorbs the power of her Archetype
Steph: ....Oh.
Forrest: Oh good, now he's a coward.
Steph: Well, now we're both dead.
One Who Falls to Ruin: steph you're a ghost
Steph: Do you have Mr. Mu's phone number?
Forrest: Nah, we're both ghosts.
No.
I like being a ghost, anyway.
Steph: God dammit.
One Who Falls to Ruin: I SHALL BURN THIS MISERABLE WRECK TO ASHES.
Steph: Uh... hey, One Who Devours, do you have it?
One Who Devours : NO
Forrest looks up at Ruinmaker
Forrest: ....Why?
Steph: Okay, thanks... uh, what about you, Dr. Hall?
Dr. Hall: eat shit
Forrest: Why do you want to burn it to ash.
Steph: Jeez... okay, I'll just have to find him myself.
Steph starts searching the character rows for Mr. Mu
Steph: rolling {3d20dl1}dh1 + for Mind
{(
12
+
10
+
13
)}
= 12
Forrest: Steph wait, he fucked off.
Steph: Oh, damn.
Do we win?
Forrest: I'd say that's a win.
Steph: ...Oh! There you are.
Forrest: Except we're both ghosts now.
Mr. Mu: Shit bitch, you fine.
Steph: ;) ;) ;)
Bring me back to life so I can beat up monsters some more.
Leave Forrest as a ghost, he's less annoying that way.
Forrest: Excuse me.
Steph: Sorry, he's the same level of annoying. I just don't mind him as much.
Mr. Mu: rolling 1d4
(
1
)
= 1
rolling 1d4
(
4
)
= 4
i don't believe it
steph, had this been real
would have permanently gained a poin in spirit
rolling 1d4
(
2
)
= 2
Mr. Mu: rolling 1d4
(
3
)
= 3
Steph: c:
Mr. Mu: and forrest would have broken even
Steph: do you have a table set up for results
Mr. Mu: yeah
Steph: fuck yes
Mr. Mu: it's a really simple table
and it doesn't account for aesthetic differences
Steph: what determines those
Mr. Mu: up to the player
Space cackles evilly
Mac D.: forrest comes back inhumanly GORGEOUS
and hates every minute of it
Space: he's as anime as his family
Mac D.: just
shoop his face
onto an anime boy body
Mr. Mu: it's good to be able to test the reviving system
rolling 1d4
(
2
)
= 2
rolling 1d4
(
3
)
= 3
man these are lucky rolls
you're only broken even and gain so far
rolling 1d4
(
2
)
= 2
Mr. Mu: rolling 1d4
(
4
)
= 4
amazing rolls
Space: what's the
Mr. Mu: that's a gain in mind
Space: absolute worst roll
Mr. Mu: well you lose a point permanently in a stat
Mac D.: does the first roll determine gain/loss and the second roll determine wh
ich stat
Mr. Mu: other way around
Mac D.: ahh ok
Mr. Mu: remember when gab almost died
how stressed out everyone got
Space: i was cackling
Mac D.: if gab dies it's going to be by her own hand
exploding in a blast of white-hote anger
a Frick that shakes the world to its core
Mr. Mu: so, duff
Space: hey duff
Mr. Mu: you now can see all the npcs in the game
Mac D.: let's see here
Space: http://i.imgur.com/DUso9mS.jpg
Mac D.: who's THIS lady
Space: that's Mlle. Lane
Mac D.: HA HAAA PERFECT
Space: gah that's really jpegy and gross hold on
Mlle. Lane: you haven't met her yet
Mac D.: we still need to have a conversation with The Hipster
Space: http://i.imgur.com/Dns9fAU.jpg maybe this image is just jpegy by default
the npc
that i want to mee tthe most is
???
becasue look
a man of mystery
Mac D.: forrest interacts with his grieving family by possessing Sooz
Space: speaking of grieving families
look who's next to loren
Mac D.: on the hunt for vengeance
just gonnaaaaa SLIP into adeva while we wait
Mlle. Lane: no
pls
stay here for a while
Space: its ok seer
in mere
*im here
Mlle. Lane: but yes
it's lucille
the mother of naomi
who is dead
(because of steph)
Steph: :c
Mlle. Lane: but everyone think she's missing
Mac D.: oh i wasn't leaving
i'm just having adeva up in another tab
Mlle. Lane: yeah but she has a bio and such alrady
she came up pretty fully formed
Steph: all thanks to me
Mac D.: forrest still needs to discover that he can make a magnifying glass that
shoots laser
Steph: of all these
npcs
who do you think is secretly behind it
Mac D.: sooz, obviously
Steph: Li'l Soozie
Space: i'm still proud of that
horrible name
Mac D.: she did it to make Big Bro happy
Space: did it work
Upper Margin: 13
Result:
Normal Finesse Test
Rolling 3d20 Finesse for
" "
Lower Margin: 11
Upper Margin: 11
Result:
Normal Spirit Test
Rolling 3d20 Spirit for
"beating up iblis "
Lower Margin: 11
Upper Margin: 11
Result:
Increased Brawn Test
Rolling 3d20 Brawn for
" "
Lower Margin: 11
Upper Margin: 10
Result:
rolling {{3d20dl1}dh1}
{{(
8
+
5
+
3
)}}
= 5
Steph: {{3d20dl1}dh1}
rolling {{3d20dl1}dh1}
{{(
9
+
4
+
15
)}}
= 9
Gordon Knotts: Steph... I'm such a better writer than you.. fuck off...
Narrator : GIant naked Mr. Mu falls apart into the sea of LCL.
Mac D.: fuck you doin
eldritch s. (GM): chilling in my own roll20
Mac D.: and you didn't
invite
me
eldritch s. (GM): nope
Mac D.: well TOOOOO bad motherfucker i'm HERE ANYWAY
i want to third heaven again
every day i am denied third heaven hurts me
Forrest: this is.....God?
Lel Shitkid: die now
Forrest: no
sexy beam
Mac D.: wanna dakkenlaud
Lel Shitkid: spaces really wants to cypress
Mac D.: but we did cypress last time...
Lel Shitkid: talk to him
coward
Mac D.: fool i DID talk to him
Gabby: ...Hi...?
Jaime: ...Bad weather?
Jaime to the INCOMING RAPIST
Narrator : rolling 1d20
(
17
)
= 17
Lot'sa spaghett- Umbrella shops'a here!
Fawkes M.: GAY LUIGI
Gabby: book
Steph: Yeah, look, we're right near one.
Roland Glass: ... Hello.
This is...
Roland Glass sigh
Forrest: Oh, good.
Roland Glass: Belmont Private High School, yes?
Forrest: What a stroke of good fortune.
Gabby: ...Yep. Uh, whatcha need?
Jaime: ...Yes, it is.
Roland Glass: I see.
Forrest: I hope you have money, considering I spent the twelve dollars I had buy
ing you food.
Roland Glass: I am Roland Glass, I've been sent to do some routine checks on the
school.
You know, make sure the money isn't being spent on crack-cocaine.
Jaime: Oh, by... the board?
Steph: Okay, we're probably gonna have to stop off at my house then.
Roland Glass: Yes.
We've gotten some interesting reports.
Forrest: How far away is that.
Gabby: ...Oh. Crap day to have to do that, right?
Steph: It's a nice stroll.
Jaime: Crack-cocaine reports?
Roland Glass: I'll be doing it every day this week.
Might as well be.
Today I'm going to be looking into the...
Forrest: Don't you have any umbrellas at your house anyway.
Roland Glass checks his soaking clipboard
Roland Glass: ... Boilers.
Gabby: ...Huh. I'm gonna super hope for you that it quits raining the rest of th
e week.
Roland Glass: It won't.
Steph: That's farther away than the umbrella shop. Besides, one of them is my gr
andfather's.
Jaime: Yeah. What else do you need to check?
Gabby: Well... Hope is blind, and stuff.
Roland Glass: The staff's conduct, students' conduct, electricity, asbestos, etc
, etc.
Forrest: What's the point of stopping at your house, then.
Roland Glass: Oh, fire extinguishers, fire alarms, fire sprinklers.
You think they could fork over the money to have a professional do this, but no.
Steph: Well, fuck if you're using my granddad's umbrella. We're gonna have to bu
y you one.
Forrest: Okay, let me see if I have this right.
Jaime: ...What kind of reports came in, exactly?
Gabby: What, uhhh... What kinda profession is that, anyway? Are you like, some k
= 7
rolling 1d20
(
13
)
= 13
Jaime: I can see that. And then he ended up with... a rainy job on a rainy day.
...That sounded better in my head.
Gabby: Yeah... Nyeheh, it wasn't bad.
Narrator : Forrest is reading a sexual-education book for the parents of Autisti
c children.
Jaime: ...So, anyways.
Gabby: Word to the wise, Jaime. Profitable degrees only.
...But yeah, the lost and found?
Forrest wonders what possible situation the knowledge in this book calls for
Narrator : Steph sees that there's going to be a rally for the missing people in
two days.
Steph: ...Hey, Forrest.
Jaime: Yeah. I bet there's an umbrella there that somebody's lost for months.
Forrest: Mm.
Jaime: They won't miss it.
Steph: Look at this.
Steph shows him her phone
Narrator : http://www.jkp.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/800x800/9df78e
ab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/9/7/9781849055260.jpg
Mobile L: "The Birds and the Bees: No Theory of Mind Edition, by Dr. Lawrence Ga
ynor"
Forrest looks up from his book at the Fone
Gabby: ...Nyeheheheh! Shrewd, I like it. Let's go look.
Forrest: ...Ah. Interesting.
Gabby: Nobody gives a crap about umbrellas unless they're, like, antiques.
Steph: We should go.
Jaime: Yeah, and using an antiquated umbrella is just gonna ruin it.
Anyways - where's the lost and found?
Forrest: For what reason. To support the families?
Jaime: I wouldn't know, since I haven't lost anything yet.
Gabby: Uhhh... Dunno, I never lose things.
Steph: I think it'll help give us some perspective.
Narrator : the office
http://www.west-info.eu/how-to-manage-an-autistic-childs-sexual-instincts/
that's his book
Gabby: ...Oh! Well there.
Forrest: Into what.
Gabby: The office.
Duh. Nyeheheh.
Jaime: ...Right.
Let's head there.
Steph: You know. Why what we're doing is important.
Gabby schedules a time for masturbating and avoids watching films where the wome
n are passive
Narrator : is gabby autism
In the office, the lost and fond contains...
rolling 1d20
(
12
)
= 12
rolling 1d20
(
6
)
= 6
Jaime draws circles of acquaintances
Mobile L: If she has anything, it's like, very very mild 'spergers
Narrator : One umbrella.
Forrest: I already place a fair level of importance on what we're doing.
Jaime how big
Narrator : rolling 1d20
(
14
)
= 14
Sizable.
Steph: So you're not gonna go?
Gabby: ...That should work, 'long as you do the holding.
Jaime: I can do that.
Gabby: Heck yes.
Jaime goes to take that umbreller
Forrest: I most likely won't. I don't do public gatherings, anyway.
Gabby now wonders why she ever felt disdainful anything towards Jaime
Jaime this is technically stealing, Gabs
Narrator : thievery
Jaime outlaw, bitch
Gabby doesn't give a FRICK, son
Narrator : Good thing Hawthorne is too busy petting Theodore to notice.
Gabby we deserve this crap after defending the world from demon things
Jaime yer days are numbered, you demon in poultry form
Jaime: Alright, so - which side of town do you live on, again?
Steph: Okay, that's fine.
Narrator : rolling 1d20
(
17
)
= 17
Jaime and Gabby hear the sounds of a scuffle outside
Gabby: East si... ????
Jaime: ...
Gabby:
Gabby LISSEN
Forrest turns a page in his book
Roland Glass: Get off!
Steph goes back to her phone
Steph: What book did you get?
Jaime instinctively listens to the struggle and the rain, to see if it's still g
oin'
Roland Glass still goin
Gabby: ...Uhh... You think, um...?
Forrest: It appears to be a book about managing the sex drives of autistic child
ren.
Steph: Good read?
Jaime is this within the LOS of where they view from
Roland Glass: no, they would have to go outside to see
Forrest: Not really.
Gabby: ...I feel awful for that guy, let's go see what's up.
Jaime: Yeah. Hopefully, it's not another...
Gabby gits oat her BOOK just in case
Steph peers over to look at it
Jaime trails off before he can say "chicken"
Lunatic: DIE.
Gabby: ...Yeah... Probably isn't any big dFRICK
Lunatic is currently choking the living shit out of Glass
Gabby:
Forrest reed
Gabby oh no
Jaime: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Gabby oh HECK no
Gabby OH HEEEECK FRICKIN' NO
Gabby NOT IN MY HOUSE
Steph: Why are you reading this?
Gabby: HEY FRICKER!
Forrest: Because I pulled it from the shelf.
Jaime runs up and tries to club the Lunatic on the head with an umbreller
Roland Glass: brawn
Gabby: REMEMBER ME, BEE-HATCH?!?
Jaime: gahhhhh 1.0
Normal Brawn Test
Rolling 3d20 Brawn for
"11 "
Lower Margin: 8
Upper Margin: 13
Result:
Lunatic is hit over the head and lets go
Jaime: how the fuck does this even
Lunatic: ignore it
Lunatic looks at them
Gabby bristles, brandishes her book menacingly and tries to intimidate this fric
k who is harassing the rapist
Steph: Why not read something that's... y'know, fuckin' actually good?
Forrest: .....
Roland Glass looks down at it
Jaime also looks down at the change
Jaime: ...?
Forrest quietly gets up and goes to get a random book, no longer obstructing Cot
ter's view from Steph
Gabby: ...This is like, not a bunch, but, uhhh... If you wanna get yourself a ho
t chocolate or something, maybe it'd cover, like, three-fourths. I dunno.
Steph: ...
........
Sherwood Cotter looks at her
Sherwood Cotter smiling, hands clapsed
Sherwood Cotter: Ah, my dear girl!
Steph: Hi there.
Sherwood Cotter: I remember you!
Steph oh dear god
Sherwood Cotter: You are my adoring fan! Yes, yes.
Steph: Um...
Jaime looks to Gabby
Roland Glass takes it
Forrest walks back over with his new random book, noticing the two at conversati
on
Forrest: .......
Roland Glass looks at the money
Roland Glass nods
Roland Glass: Thank you.
Jaime isn't being clued in, Gabby
Sherwood Cotter: Yes, yes, the girl who complimented me the other day, on the st
reet.
Gabby no, you don't have to chip in, this is MY frickin' charity act, ya dingus
Sherwood Cotter: You.
Gabby nods back, srs-faced as ever
Forrest excuses himself to another seat to let the two of them have their chat i
n peace
Gabby: Sure. You've earned it. That guy is a fricker and I'm sorry you had to de
al with him.
Steph: Are you, uh... here to get some votes?
Forrest cracks open that random book ready to once again drink from the fountain
of knowledge
Gabby just looks so srs, Jaime, like she's an adult lady doing adult things
Gabby but aaaaa, she's soooooo tiiiiny
Jaime: ...We aren't gonna need to call the police, right? If this is going on th
e report.
Gabby: ...Wouldn't be any good. Dude's already fricked off.
Jaime: Yeah. Police probably know about him already.
Roland Glass: He's on the watchlist, yes.
Gabby but forrest, is the random book... THE FOUNTAINHEAD...? by ayn rand
Roland Glass: I should probably bring this to the police, though. It's just righ
t.
rolling 1d20
(
3
)
= 3
Gabby: ...Right, yeah.
Narrator : The random book is...
The sequel, What's Happening to Tom?
The book for managing the sexual urges of autistic MALES.
Jaime: ...
Jaime not moving with that umbreller
Gabby fills her fap scrapbook with pictures of chopin and manga baras
Narrator : http://krainaksiazek.pl/9781849055239_whats_happening_to_tom_a_book_a
bout_puberty_for_boys_and_young_men_with_autism_and_related_conditions.jpg
Forrest: .......
Forrest is internally surprised the odds of THAT
Roland Glass pulls out his cell and calls the cops
Forrest begins his READ
Sherwood Cotter: What?
No, no, I simply enjoy fine reading.
In fact, right here, I have a copy of Machiavelli's own book, The Prince.
Forrest: .....
Sherwood Cotter shows it to her
Steph: You know, he wrote that one as, like, a satire.
Ms. Lao is dead inside
Maria West is a hispter
Forrest notices his proximity to Ms. Lao
Forrest: .......
Roland Glass hangs up
Roland Glass: They'll be here shortly.
Forrest glances at the young woman beside him briefly
Forrest: ...
Roland Glass: You two should probably get out of here.
Unless you want the police talking to you for ten hours.
Jaime: Alright.
Jaime nods
Gabby: ...'Kay, yes. Uh... Best of luck, again. Get a good hot chocolate with he
cka marshmallows.
...Wanna go to my place, Jaime?
Sherwood Cotter: Ah, I did!
a really
optimistic
chipper book
Mobile L: I only read sad shit :,(
Fawkes M.: It's Okay To Be Gay! Even When It Isn't
Mac D.: i suppose Mein Kampf could be considered optimistic
Fawkes M.: It really is
Space: tom sawyer
no
Fawkes M.: No
Space: that one has a murderer
Fawkes M.: Mein Kampf
Narrator : Huckleberry Finn, i don't give a shit
Forrest looks down at the book
Fawkes M.: ass
Gabby: nooooo, mein kampf
Mobile L: fuck an entire duck
Forrest: .....
....A cheery read.
Gabby looks at Jaime like "i really wanna go home now"
Mr. Pink is about to keep talking when a police car sails by
Mr. Pink: ... Jeez...
Jaime: ...Well, we gotta beat the rain. See-Space: brb a sec, donot wait up 4 me
Jaime: ...you.
Gabby: ...Yeah, uh... Later, Mr. Pink. Enjoy the lunch.
Steal a good, large umbrella.
Jaime nods
Jaime: And don't hit your head
Ms. Lao stares at him
Forrest: ....?
Mr. Pink: Well, I'll try.
Forrest looks at her
Ms. Lao: ... Is there something you want.
Jaime: .
Jaime waves, before leading with ZA UMBURERA
Fawkes M.: Nest 2H throwdown, he's gonna be using that as a lance
*Next
Forrest: ....Oh, no. I just wanted to get to know my history teacher.
Gabby bai baiiiii... aaaaaaa grandpa better be home, frickin' wanna force my fri
end to watch Law and Order
Jaime is utterly clueless to his study buddy's evil, evil plans
Narrator : They go on their trek.
on-to-ottawa
rolling 1d20
(
17
)
= 17
they make it to vietnam without any interruption
Gabby: ...I think soon, Jaime. I think soon, all illnesses will be like that.
Penicillin is a very new thing, if you think about it.
So's vaccines.
Steph: I think it's closing soon.
Gabby: So's chemotherapy.
Jaime: All in the past... 150 years, right?
Gabby vigorous nod
Forrest: Well then, I'll stay until it closes.
Steph: Me too.
Forrest: Okay, then.
Gabby: All thanks to science. All thanks to people innovating and just... not gi
ving up.
esla.
Before you can make something big.
Jasper: gabby, it's me, elrond
write dianetics but in vietnemes
Jaime: schiebe, where is mobile
Steph: Uh... yeah, sure.
Mobile L: worry not, i live
Forrest: Alright, then. I'll see you tomorrow.
Forrest starts making his way for home as quickly as he can
Jaime: I was gonna have him say "Edison" instead of "Tesla" if I rolled 10 or le
ss
Gabby: no frick you, go buttfrick miscavidge
oh my god, ahahaha
Narrator : Forrest goes home
Forrest WARM, DRY HOME
Narrator : but runs into hall
Gabby: ...That's... Yeah. That's exactly right. And what I want, Jaime...
Forrest FUCK
Gabby: ...Most of all...
Forrest: .....
Forrest looks up at Hall
Dr. Hall: Ah, hello to you, child.
Gabby: ...Is to be in that right place, at that right time. I want to...
Steph starts walking home herself
Forrest: ......Hello, Dr. Hall.
Gabby: ...I want to stop these things people take for granted from even happenin
g.
Dr. Hall: Rather unpleasant out today, isn't it?
The rain makes some people quite gloomy.
Forrest: Yes. I'm trying to get home.
Dr. Hall: Of course.
Wish your parents well for me.
Gabby: I want Ken to wake up tomorrow and not have to wonder if it's his last da
y.
Jaime: ...
Forrest: .......See you tomorrow, Dr. Hall.
Forrest continues on his way
Dr. Hall nods
Gabby: I want my grandparents, both of them, to see the year 2050, and then some
.
Narrator : He comes to his home, with Lel Shitkid drawing pictures
Gabby:
...I want Naomi to live again...
Forrest wrings out his clothes
Forrest: Hey, Sooz.
Jaime: ...Even if she doesn't return back the way she was?
Gabby: ...If she doesn't.
Then.
...Then I'll... I'll fricking make it so.
Jaime nods, after a second's pause
Jaime: Yeah. I bet you can.
Narrator : Steph heads home, where she sees that Karling's umbrella is wet in it
s holder.
Steph: ...?
Narrator : Ronald is in his study.
Mac D.: suzie
Steph knocks on the doorframe
Mac D.: has got some damage
Steph: I'm home!
Fawkes M.: Her TRUE SELF
Mobile L: jeeeezus, sooz, what's your DEAL
Lel Shitkid: Hi, big bro!
Gabby: ...Thank you. I... I think so, too.
Forrest: You making art?
Fawkes M.: Damn
Gabby: ...I mean...
Fawkes M.: I'm at 13% battery
Gabby: ...Even if I'm most likely wrong. The small percentage chance that I'm no
t... That is worth it to me.
Mobile L: Frick
Ride the horse until it coughs up blood and dies
Lel Shitkid: Yeah!
It's a chimera!
Jaime: Just because they're correct doesn't mean they're right?
They being the skeptics, I mean.
Forrest: A chimera, huh? Let's take a look.
Forrest looks at the PICCHUR
Gabby: ...Yeah, oh yeah, pretty much that. Nyeheh...
Ronald Karling steps out of his study
Ronald Karling: So am I.
Jaime: ...That... also sounded better in my head.
Gabby just looks intensely shounen anime r/n
Ronald Karling opens his arms to hug Steph
Gabby: ...No, no, don't knock it. You're a poet or something, I think.
Lel Shitkid drew some mishmash of various monsters
Steph gives Karl a hug
Jaime: Really, now?
Lel Shitkid: kind of looks like a purple/red/green/orange nihilist
Forrest: Dang, that's one fierce-looking monster...
Gabby: Yeah, nyeheheh! Could give Steph a run for her, ehhh... book money, I gue
ss.
Lel Shitkid: Chimera!
Gabby SOOPSLURP
Lel Shitkid points at the open dictionary
Mobile L: Forrest's interactions with Sooz melt my cold innards
Steph: So, uh, there's this thing going on in a few days, like... for the missin
g people and stuff. Is it okay if I go and check it out?
Forrest: Right, right, Chimera.....No doubt this is going up on the fridge.
Ronald Karling: Oh, I was just about to talk to you about that.
I was hoping to attend myself.
Jaime: Wait - what?
Lel Shitkid: It is?
Oh, yay!
Steph: Oh, good.
'Cause, um...
Gabby: ...Y'know, Steph likes books and stuff and, like... writes?
Lel Shitkid: I drew you, big bro!
Forrest: ...Oh, you did? Let's see me.
Gabby: ...Maybe you 'n her could do some kinda collab thing.
Lel Shitkid hands him a paper
Steph: ...Um, you know Naomi? Naomi Way?
Gabby ;D
Forrest looks at it
Jaime: ...Oh. Never mind. Yeah, that could work...
Jaime gits back to eating
Lel Shitkid: it's a (flattering, if crude) depiction of him, labelled "big bro",
with a (crude) depiction of her next to him
Gabby: Frick yeah.
Gabby polishes off her soops
Forrest smiles
Ronald Karling: Mmmm, you've mentioned her before, I believe.
Ronald Karling strokes his beard
Mobile L: aaaaa forrest
Jaime: ...So - what kind of writing does she do, exactly?
Fawkes M.: Steady at 11%
Steph: Y- yeah, so... I mean, I'm... y'know, worried about her, and stuff.
Forrest: Man, the spitting image of me....
Gabby: ...I'unno, beats me, just see her do it a lot. Probably fiction or someth
ing.
Lel Shitkid: I know!
Forrest: Not a bad self-portrait of you, either.
Space: forrest is a good bro
Lel Shitkid: Thanks!
Jaime: Well, fiction does have a broad range.
Ronald Karling: Oh, I see.
She's missing then.
Forrest: So...Is Dad home yet?
Steph: Yeah, she's...
Lel Shitkid: Yeah, he's sleeping!
Steph: She hasn't, um... been at school.
Jaime: I mean, a kids' book isn't like a science fiction novel.
With, like... different pages.
Forrest: Ah, okay. Work must've been rough.
Fawkes M.: godDAMMIT I'm on the service battery
Lel Shitkid: He was really happy!
Fawkes M.: MOBILEEEEEE
Lel Shitkid: what is the service battery
Fawkes M.: Emergency power
Forrest: Really? Did he say why he was so happy?
Fawkes M.: The juice Arnie needed to kill the T-1000
Lel Shitkid: He liked work!
Ronald Karling: Mmm, I see.
Mobile L: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IKs4LVxQAq
Ronald Karling: Well, we'll keep her in our thoughts and be sure to attend.
Mobile L: aaaaa sorry, I was rrecord
Steph promptly whips out her phone when she arrives upstairs
Steph: ....
Forrest begins research into THE NET on the Belmont Board of Health
Steph there's got to be someone to talk to who is 1. already involved in this
Narrator : rolling 1d20
(
3
)
= 3
Steph and 2. Not your Grandfather
Narrator : They exist.
Mac D.: should i not roll mind for this
Narrator : roll mind
Steph: ....
Mac D.: this is no gavel lake we are TT
Steph texts Gabby
Narrator : roll mind, ci
*cuntwad
Forrest: rolling 3d20 +1
(
16
+
11
+
5
)+1
= 33
Steph: 'are u there'
Narrator : Well, they're known for generally being inept.
Gabby: 'UH YEAH, HI. SAW THE ARTICLES. FRICKED UP.'
Narrator : And no one has much nice to say about them.
They're all middle-aged or old white men.
Steph: 'Your caps lock is on'
Forrest: ....
Narrator : Most have a bit of a paunch.
Gabby: 'OH. IS THAT LIKE BAD?'
Forrest nice to know they at least have bad PR
Narrator : They're all important figures in the community.
Steph: 'iguess not reallyy...?'
Gabby: 'OKAY. HOW'S IT GOING AND STUFF'
Steph: 'bad'
Forrest tries to look into any policies they've enacted over the course of their
tenure
Narrator : The mayor, Victor Sherrings is on it
generally not much
Forrest: .....What's a mayor doing on a Health Board?
Narrator : they've kept the status qup
Gabby has texted in a scream voice her whole life
Narrator : *quo
Gabby: 'FRICK. HOW'
Narrator : apparently the mayor is a retired doctor
Steph: 'about naomi'
Gabby:
'WITH THE VIGIL THING, OR DID SOMEONE FIND BAD STUFF'
Narrator : that's it
Gabby does not want to type "HER BODY" for security reasons
Steph: 'vigil thing made me think'
Gabby: 'DO WE NOT HAVE MANY DAYS LEFT'
Steph: 'we need to come up with something soon'
Narrator : also it's friday
Space: what we need
is a third heaven calendar
Gabby: 'ARE WE IN AGREEANCE THAT WE'RE GONNA GO THROUGH WITH THE THING'
Narrator : can one of you be my slave
Forrest: .......
Narrator : and make one
Gabby: 'BECAUSE I WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THE THING'
Space: yeah gimme a sec
Steph: 'i do too'
Forrest crafts a theory that the Board of Health is a front and the men involved
are meeting for some other purpose
Forrest writes this shit in his notes
Gabby: 'FOREST IS PROBABLY APATHETIC, AND I DON'T WANNA ASK JAIME RIGHT NOW BECA
USE WE WATCHED LAW AND ORDER AND I WANT HIS ENJOYMENT TO BE UNTAINTED'
Forrest and proceeds to make a blog post about his theory
Narrator : roll mind
Space: what's the date in 3rd heaven
Forrest: rolling 3d20 +1
(
11
+
11
+
10
)+1
= 33
Narrator : it's october
Gabby: 'SO IT'S P MUCH UNAINMOUS (SP?)'
Narrator : it's a solid post
Steph: 'i was gonna do it w/ or w/out what anyone else thought'
Narrator : just pick a date
Forrest EN-TER
Gabby: 'GOOD. AS YOU SHOULD.'
Narrator : and gets some shit, coasting off of his newfound popularity
Gabby: 'IT'S A NOBLE THING'
Forrest , now that his quota is fulfilled, checks the conversation on his Bottle
d Water Post
Narrator : mostly confusion
because
this random
canadian town
no one knows what
Oh, people are rallying right the fuck behind this post.
Narrator : There is a circlejerk of epic proportions.
Gabby: 'NEXT CHANCE WE GET WE'RE GONNA DO IT'