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Here are 101 funny and cute quotes about love. Remember, love is not always supposed to be serious.
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A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. 2nd marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
6. Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it
looks perfect no matter what way you look at it
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You know its love when you want to keep holding hands even after youre sweaty.
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You cant put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
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Love is a lot like a backache, it doesnt show up on X-rays, but you know its there.
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11. An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in
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12. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably
disappointed.
13. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it
seems like a minute. Thats relativity.
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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery.
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You cant buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
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Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met.
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Its better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
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Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, youre in.
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You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lovers arms can only
come later when youre sure they wont laugh if you trip.
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All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesnt hurt!
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Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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You know its love when you want to keep holding hands even after youre sweaty.
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The four most important words in any marriage Ill do the dishes.
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One good thing about Internet dating: youre guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in
her.
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You cant put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
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37. Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you
any of theirs.
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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
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Once you have loved someone, youd do anything in the world for them except love them again.
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
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Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.
44. You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone
until you find out what makes them cry
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You know youre in love when you cant fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
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Guys, when your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her Facebook status, youre either doing something very
48. Roses are red, violets are blue; sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head.
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50. A husband or wife is someone wholl stand by you through all the trouble you wouldnt have had if you would
have just stayed single.
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To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
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A man who says his wife cant take a joke, forgets that she took him.
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The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house you can never tell.
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Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.
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People say that you cant live without love But I think oxygen is more important.
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66. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer bumpin uglies raises some pretty good
questions.
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Before you find your handsome prince, youve got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
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Love is like a password. Hard to figure out, but you always want to keep trying.
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Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
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Men always want to be a womans first love; women like to be a mans last romance.
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The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my love to marry me.
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81. Romantic love is mental illness. But its a pleasurable one. Its a drug. It distorts reality, and thats the point of
it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Theres too much fraternizing with the enemy.
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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
84. To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia to mistake an ordinary young woman for a
goddess.
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To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
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A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult
90. Love is like an antidote and poison; when it falls in the wrong handsits deadlybut another pair of hands
helps.
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Never let a kiss fool you and never let a fool kiss you.
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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
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Nobody is truly in love until they understand every word their lover is NOT saying.
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A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
99. Love a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain,
causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
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The only people who make love all the time are liars.
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Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met.