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barrister alexo desmond
PLEASE YOUR ASSITANCE IS NEEDED

Another "Barrister", Another car accident...No air bags in Nigeria??
I was pissed off right from the Start! He puts his entire Address and header in
Caps, Then starts off Dear "friend"- I am not important enough to be "Friend?"
As always, the "Barrister Kareem of wheat" will be emailed to see his
Handiwork
here! Quatloos rocks!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------BARRISTER ALEXO DESMOND CHAMBERS
BARRISTERS AND SOLICITORS-AT-LAW)
125 AKINS BENSON STREET,
SOUTH WEST IKOYIN, LAGOS-NIGERIA.
Dear friend ,
I am Barrister alexo desmond Esq.,a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney
to
Late Mr.Pitt ,a Native of your country,and the C.E.O(chief executive officer) of
Atlas Dreging company in Nigeria. Here in after shall be referred to as my client.
On the 21st of April 2001, my client,his wife and their two children were involved
in a car accident along sagbama express road. All occupants of the vehicle
unfortunately lost their lives.Since then I have made several enquiries to your
embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives,this has also proved
unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over
the Internet so as to locate any member of his family. Hence, I contacted you. I
have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and properties left
behind
by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank
where this huge deposit were lodged.
Particularly, the bank where the deceased had a deposit valued at about US$16
Million has issued me a notice to provide the next-of-kin within the Next 6
Weeks.Otherwise, the Fund shall be declared unserviceable and subsequently
confiscated by the Bank.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now, I
seek your consent to present you as the next of kin/relative to my deceased
client
so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$16 Million can be paid to you
and
then you and I can share the money as follows,50% shall be for me, while 40%
of the
funds shall be retained by you while 10% will be for any expenses encounter .
However, Upon release of the funds to you,My own share shall be held in trust
for
me pending when i come over to your country for the disbursement of the funds
stated above.
I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to butress any claim that
will ensure that the funds are released to you by the Bank. Therefore,All I
require
is absolute trust and your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through. I
guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me immediately as I do not have much time at my
disposal.You could still reach me via my alternative mailing
address;barralexo4law@yahoo.com,barr_alexo4law@yahoo.com
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED TO HELP PLEASE FILL THE BELOW FORM
1)FULL NAME: ........................................
2)HOME ADDRESS: ...................................
3)PHONE NUMBER: ..............................................
4)SEX : ......................................................
5)MARITAL STATUS : ...............................
6)OCCUPATION :......................................
Nigerian 4-1-9 Scam

Special Forward by Jay D. Adkisson, Esq.: No less than twice in my career
have I been peaceably working in my office when the phone rang, and a client
said to me
"Jay, come over here RIGHT NOW. We've got this big opportunity, and we
need your help, but we've got to act on it immediately, so get the hell over here
as fast as you can."
Whereupon I dropped everything, dashed out the door, jumped in my car and
hightailed it over to my client's office just to find out that he was about to be
victimized by the
GREAT NIGERIAN SCAM !!!

HOW THE SCAM BAITS
The scam starts with a bulk mailing or bulk faxing of a bunch of identical letters
to businessmen, professionals, and other persons who tend to be of greaterthan-average wealth. A typical letter might look like this:
Date
FROM: Mr. Ben Ahore
Central Bank of Nigeria
Lagos, Nigeria
[Phone Number]
TO: Dupe
Address
Dear Sir:
I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to
contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National
Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil
exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced
moneys equalling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company
is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of
certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds
to another region.
You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian
National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving
these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your
United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the
Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accomodating
services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to
retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.
However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to
Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a
Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.
If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We
suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I
introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum
Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.
Please call me at your earliest convenience at [Phone Number]. Time is of
the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize
that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy
certain depository taxes on it.
Yours truly, etc.

Ben Ahore
Other indicia of this scam are as follows:
There is always an sense of urgency

Travel to Nigeria or some other loathesome country is requested of the
dupe (although this is not necessary if the dupe is dumb enough to wiretransfer the money)
There are many foreign-looking documents and often actual Nigerian
officials involved, sometimes even actual Nigerian government buildings
are used
Blank letterheads and account numbers are often requested from the
dupe
There are a variety or processing fees or bribes which must be paid
("The President of the Bank will not release the money unless you pay
him a bribe.")
The transaction must be kept confidential ("Don't tell any US official or
other such person.")
A Nigerian residing in the US or the UK acts as an "intermediary" or
"clearing house" to close the transaction
Often, someone claims to be of Nigerian royalty or fame, most lately "the
son of the President of Nigeria"
And, the purposes of this scam vary from time to time, such as:
My father left me $40 million in his will, but I have to bribe government
officials to get it out
The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has discovered oil, and we
as officials of that company want to insider acquire the land, but we need
a US front man to purchase it first for us
We just sold a bunch of crude oil in Nigeria, but we have to bribe the
banker to get it out
The Nigerian government overpaid on some contract, and they need a
front man to get it out of the country before the government discovers its
error
HOW THE SCAM GETS MONEY

In many cases, this is really a scam-within-a-scam: The Nigerians are making
you think that you are going to scam the Nigerian Government, the Central
Bank of Nigeria, etc., when in fact they are going to scam you out of what they
are going to charge you to get in the scam, or what portion of the scam you are
going to pay to make it work.
If you pay the money up-front by wire-transfer or by mail, one of two things will
happen: (1) you have simply lost your money and will never see it again; or (2)
and much more likely, within a couple of days you will get a phone call or letter
from your contact telling you that something has gone wrong, and that to clear it
up and release the funds you will have to send just a little more money. This
latter scamming will go on literally for weeks and months, until you either run out
of money or figure it out.
If you actually go to Nigeria, it is the same scam. You will pay some money and
wait. There will be a delay, and then a requirement that you pay additional
money to clear up the delay, and then another delay and more money, and so
forth and so on until (1) your money is exhausted, or (2) you leave the country,
or (3) you are kidnapped or murdered for the rest of your money.
A DANGEROUS SCAM
We make light of "those wacky Nigerians" but this is a physically dangerous
scam.
If in response to one of these letters, you are simply so dumb that you wiretransfer or mail money to the Nigerians, then you're probably just lucky to have
been this stupid -- because as will be shown you are quite a bit worse off if you
try to investigate so as to protect your investment.
Persons who have traveled overseas to investigate or consummate this scam
have made a tragic mistake. Once you are overseas, there are a variety of ways
the Nigerians will get to you. Typically, the Nigerians will bribe the customs
officials when you arrive so that you do not have to pass through Customs. This
is a huge mistake, for then you are a foreigner in Nigeria without a passport -- a
very serious offense. The Nigerians can then threaten to turn you into the
authorities until you cough up money. Even after you have paid them money,
the local police are about as likely to then run this extortion racket themselves,
with the result that you will not get out of the country until they have gotten
every last dime out of you, and maybe not even then.
The US Secret Service reports that in June of 1995 an American who was
pursuing one of these scams was found murdered in Lagos and that numerous
other persons have been reported missing.
THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT IS IN ON THE SCAM
This scam is often referred to as the 4-1-9 scam, ironically after section 4-1-9 of
the Nigerian Penal Code which relates to fraudulent schemes. While the
Nigerian government periodically makes grand statements that it is cracking
down on the scam, it isn't -- for the reason that the scam was, according to
some reports, the third-largest industry in Nigeria!!! This is just too large a
business for Nigeria to crack down on -- it would be like Nevada trying to close
the casinos.
There have been numerous reports of high-level officials of the Nigerian
government and the Central Bank of Nigeria personally participating in this
scam, even to the extent of giving dupes tours through government buildings
and showing them piles of cash in the vault of the Central Bank!
HIDDEN TIP-OFF
One of the funny aspects of this scam is the scam within the scam within the
scam. What happens is that the particular Nigerians running this scam on any
given day may not have the best command of the English language, so they
hire someone to write the initial scam letter for them. Quite a few times, the
person who does this leaves a "tip-off" that the letter is a scam, such as -- an
actual case as shown above -- using the name Ben Ahore (been-a-whore).
FIGHTING THE NIGERIAN SCAM
The Nigerian scam is so popular that there are now various private and public
groups which regularly fight the scam. Probably the two best websites regarding
the Nigerian scam are those of:
The U.S. Secret Service -- Has dedicated an investigation's page to

fighting "advance fee fraud", most predominantly 419 fraud, and has
stationed agents in Nigeria to assist U.S. citizens who have fallen prey to
the scam.
U.S. State Department -- Has published an extensive warning about this
scam, indentifying its major variants, at
http://travel.state.gov/tips_nigeria.html
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John Gezi
Germ Stones
>>> john gezi <john_gezi_za@yahoo.ca> 02/18/03 07:18PM >>>
FROM: MR. JOHN GEZI
TEL: +27-73-270-4323
E-MAIL:john_gezi_za@yahoo.ca
Johannesburg,south africa
PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL
ATTENTION: MANAGER/DIRECTOR/CEO.
You may be surprise to receive this letter from me since
you do not know me personally. I am MR.JOHN GEZI. the first
son of MR. PETER GEZI, who was recently murdered in the
land dispute in Zimbabwe. Before the death of my father, he
had taken me to Johannesburg to deposit the sum of
US$25Million {Twenty Five Million United States Dollars},
in one of the security companies, as if he foresaw the
looming danger in Zimbabwe.
This money was deposited in a box as germ stones to avoid
much demurrage from the Security Company. This amount was
meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for
the firm and establishment of a new farm in Swaziland. This
land problem come when Zimbabwean president Mr. Robert
Mugabe introduced a new Land Act reform which wholly
affected the rich white farmers and some few black farmers.
This resulted to the killing and mobaction by Zimbabwean
war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In fact, a
lot of people were killed because of this land reformed Act
for which my father was one of the victims. It is again
this back ground that, my family and I who are currently
staying in South Africa decided to transfer my fathers
money to a foreign country since the law of South Africa
prohibits refugees open any bank account or to be involved
in any financial transaction throughout the territorial
zones of South Africa. As the eldest son of my father, I am

saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine
foreign account where this money could be transferred into
without the knowledge of my government who is bent on
taking everything. All I seek for is an honest businessman,
whom I can entrust my future and that of my family, I must
also let you know that this transaction is 100% risk free.
This money I intend to use for investment growth in your
country. I have two options for you, First you can choose
to have certain percentage of the money for nominating your
account for this transaction, Or you can go into
partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of
the money in your country. Which ever the option you want,
feel free to notify me. I have also mapped out 5% of this
money for all kinds of expenses we might incur in the
process of this transaction. If you do not prefer being a
partnership I am willing to give you 20% of the money while
the remaining 75% will remain for me and my family. If you
are capable and willing to assist me please contact me
immediately with the above Tel,or this E-mail address with
which I have sent you this massage. Finally, please treat
this matter as urgent as possible, Im in dire need to
leave this country soonest. Thanks for your mutual cooperation, I expect your soonest response.
Best Regards,
MR. JOHN GEZI.
______________________
Dear Mr. Gezi:
I am very much interested in your proposal, but am a bit concerned over your
having concealed the money as "germ stones." What type of germs are you
speaking of? Aren't you concerned, with all the news about biological agents,
that you'll arouse the suspicions of authorities? Finally, why didn't you disinfect
the stones before putting them in the box? I am hopeful you can answer my
questions satisfactorily because I am capable and willing to help you. I would
prefer the option in which we would invest the money in my country, the
Kingdom of Fredonia. As a representative of Arizona, which is one of Fredonia's
six states, I am held in high regard by Groucho Marx, the kingdom's leader.
Brad Christensen
______________________
>>> john gezi <john_gezi_za@yahoo.ca> 02/24/03 07:35AM >>>
ATTN: MR.BRAD.
FROM: MR.JOHN GEZI.
Hello,Mr.Brad.I received your email and I tried to

call you so we can have a better understanding of the
situation,what I meant by Gem stones was that my father
deposited the box containing this money and declared it to
be Gem stones,the contents of this box is the money I told
you about,this was done in this way so that the Security
company will not know the contents of the box,you will
arrange for a short trip of only 3 working days here to
Johannesburg in order to open a non-resident account that
will be used to transfer this money,I am not able to open
the account here because I am an asylum seeker and it is
only yourself as an overseas businessman that can arrive
here,open the account and the money will be transferred
from here to your Country,there is no risk whatsoever and I
want to assure you that your comfort,well being,security
and safety will be guaranteed for your 3 days stay here,if
you confirm your date of arrival,then I will give you
further details of the processes.
Thank you,Mr.Brad as I expect your reply as soon as
possible.
Yours truly,
MR.JOHN GEZI.
______________________
Dear Mr. Gezi:
It was a pleasure speaking with you today, but I still am somewhat concerned
about whether you are talking about "germ stones" or "gem stones." Why would
you label a box of money as "gem stones" if your goal was to avoid interest in
the box? I am thinking that you actually did label the box "germ stones" to scare
away people. But don't you undertand that tack might arouse the suspicion of
authorities?
As for me, I would have labeled the box "dirty socks" to ensure nobody gets
within ten feet of it. As a precaution, can you please re-label the box "dirty
socks" or, if you prefer, "old fruit cakes?" Once you take care of this small
request, I will plan the three-day trip to Johannesburg.
Brad Christensen
______________________
Dear Mr. Gezi:
Again it was an honor and unsurpassed pleasure to speak with you on the
phone not once, but twice today, and I'm sure your long-distance carrier feels
similarly blessed. We are becoming quite adroit at communicating, for now I can
understand nearly two-thirds of what you are saying. Sorry you had to repeat
your phone number so many times before I got it right. Well, maybe I didn't
because I later tried calling and never got through.
What I must tell you is that my homeland, the Kingdom of Freedonia, is on the
verge of war with our rival country, Sylvania. If war erupts before mid-March, I
will have to postpone my trip because I serve as an officer in the militia.
Sylvania also has a militia, but we are confident we'll prevail because General
Electric is on our side. Our disagreement involves disputed land in Montana,
which is valued for its supply of sane cows. Matters took a turn for the worse
last week when Trentino, the ruler of Sylvania, called our president, Groucho
Marx, an "upstart."
However, I am confident there will be a regime change in Sylvania, rather than
war. That is because we have a clearly superior battle cry -- "Lights Out,
Sylvania" -- a War Department led by Chico and his deputy Harpo, plus an
enormous supply of PUN weaponry remaining from the 1933 "Duck Soup"
conflict waged in Hollywood. Sylvania's only defense against PUNs is wellplaced duct tape. However, our troops have been trained in the use of rapid-fire
quips and barbs, and they know how to bob and weave in close combat.
Sylvania soldiers may have all the duct tape in the world, but I guarantee they'll
fall to the ground in stitches before getting one clear shot at our boys. That is
why I believe my trip to Johannesburg will NOT be delayed, but I felt it
necessary to inform you of all possibilities.
Lights Out, Sylvania!
Brad Christensen
______________________
Dear Mr. Gezi:
My problems with e-mail were attributed to a computer problem, which has
been corrected. Thanks for the fax you sent on Feb.26, but unfortunately faxing
is not a very confidential means of communication. About six or seven other
members of the Freedonia militia read the fax before it finally found its way to
me on March 4. Some thought the fax was a joke and one even folded it into a
paper airplane. Actually it flies quite nicely, but from this point on, please
communicate through e-mail (bradchristensen@cox.net) so my messages are
timely and confidential.
It is looking very likely that I'll be able to make the trip to South Africa
somewhere near the end of next week. I could have made it sooner, but an
innocent comment on Monday enraged Trentino, who is Sylvania's
ambassador. Actually Trentino intended to end hostilities when he arrived at our
palace. But when Mrs. Teasdale announced, "The ambassador is on a friendly
visit - he's had a change of heart," I responded: "A lot of good that'll do him.
He's still got the same face." A furious Trentino immediately declared war.
Already, Sylvania's forces are retreating, no match for our PUN weaponry.
We've also hired the Monty Python research team, which has just developed
the world's most devastating quip, a jape so lethal it must be delivered in pieces
by at least two of our soldiers, who themselves would expire if it were not for
earplugs. The end appears very near for Sylvania, and thank goodness for that
- we rented the battleground for only a week.
Hopefully all matters concerning the bank officials, security company and the
consignment will be ready to be finalized by March 13, for that is when I am
planning my arrival. How much money should I bring with me to cover all
expenses?
All the best,
Brad Christensen
______________________
Dear Mr. Gezi:
The good news is that I have scheduled my flight, but I have had to delay my
departure until Friday, March 14, due to a request from President Groucho
Marx. To celebrate our stunning victory in the territory of Montana, a Parade of
Sane Cows has been scheduled for Thursday through the streets of the
conquered Sylvania. My president has asked me to represent him on the lead
cow.
That means I will be arriving in Johannesburg on Saturday, March 15, at 3:30
p.m., rather than earlier in the week. My flight is Delta Airlines Flight 7794,
operated by South African Airlines. I will be flying back to Freedonia on
Thursday, March 20. Mr. Gezi, please be sure to revise those hotel reservations
you made for me at the City Lodge at Kempon Park.
You mentioned on the phone that I will need to bring at least $8,000 with me.
That is no problem - I already have withdrawn exactly $8,500 in Freedonia
Shekels, which I trust will be sufficient even with our currently deflated rate of
exchange. See you on Saturday. All the best,
Brad Christensen
Edwin Worsh
Raging Relics
From: edwinworsh edwinworsh
To: bradchristensen@cox.net
Sent: Thursday, August 18, 2005 11:40 AM
Subject: Bless U
From Mr. Edwin Worsh

N0 268 hosipital road,
Box 1287 Port Shepstone
Chaka -South Africa.
Dear Friend,
We want to transfer to overseas ($36,000.000.00 USD)Thirty
six million United States Dollars) from a Bank in South
Africa. I am looking for a reliable and honest person who
will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank
account or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive
this money, even an empty a/c can serve, as long as you
will remain honest to me till the end for this important
business, trusting in you and believing in God that you
will never let me down either now or in future.
I am Mr, Edwin Worsh. the Auditor General of a bank in
South Africa. During the course of our auditing I
discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank
in 1995 and since 1998 nobody has operated on this account
again. After going through some old files in the records I
discovered that the owner of the account died without a
[heir] hence the money has been floating and if I do not
remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for
nothing.
The owner of this account is Mr. Ahmed Tariq, a foreigner
and a sailor, he died since 1998. No other person knows
about this account or anything concerning it, it has no
other beneficiary. My investigation proved to me as well
that Mr. Ahmed Tariq until his death was the manager Tariq
Coy.(pty). SA.The amount involved is (USD 136M) One hundred
and Thirty Six million United States Dollars, I only want
to first transfer $36,000.000[Thirty Six million United
States Dollar from this money into a safe foreigners
account abroad before the rest, but I don't know any
foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner because
this money can not be approved to a local person here,
without valid international passport, but can only be
approved to any foreigner with valid international passport
or drivers license and foreign a/c because the money is in
US dollars and the former owner of the a/c Mr. Ahmed Tariq
is a foreigner too, [and the money can only be approved
into a foreign a/c.
However, I got your contact address from my secretary who
does not know the need for it. I am revealing this to you
with believe that you will never let me down in this
business, you are the first and might be the only person
that I am contacting for this business, so please reply
urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take.
I want us to meet face to face to build confidence and to

sign a binding agreement before transferring the money to
any account of your choice where the fund will be safe.
Before we fly to your country for withdrawal, sharing and
investments.
I need your full co-operation to make this work, because
the management is ready to approve this payment to any
foreigner who has correct information of this account,
which I will give to you, upon your positive response and
once I am convinced that you are capable and will meet up
with instruction of a key bank official who is deeply
involved with me in this business.
I need your strong assurance that you will never letme
down. With my influence and the position of the bank
official we can transfer this money to any foreigner's
reliable account which you can provide with assurance that
this money will be intact pending our physical arrival in
your country for sharing.
The bank official will destroy all documents of transaction
immediately we receive this money leaving no trace to any
place and to build confidence you can come immediately to
discuss with me face to face after which I will make this
remittance in your presence and three of us will fly to
your country at least two days ahead of the money going
into the account.
I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately I
hear from you that you are ready to act and receive this
fund in your account.I will use my position and influence
to obtain all legal approvals for onward transfer of this
money to your account with appropriate clearance from the
relevant ministries and foreign exchange departments.
At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 35%
of the total amount, 60% will be for me, while 5% will be
for expenses both parties might have incurred during the
process of transferring.
Hope to hear from you soonest.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr,Edwin Worsh
N.B. I need your phone and fax numbers for easy
communications as the case may be.
Dear Edwin Worsh:

This sounds like an exciting opportunity indeed! However, there are only certain
periods when I am able to travel to South Aftrica because of my current
responsibilities as co-owner of one of the leading teams on the Worldwide
Shuffleboard Circuit and as executive producer of several TV reality shows.
Please tell me more. I am sure we can work something out because this sounds
like a very lucrative transaction. I am a tad concerned, however, about your
comment that the "money is floating." Where is it floating and why don't you run
and get a fishing net before it's too late?
Brad Christensen
The Raging Relics Shuffleboard Club
Sun City, Arizona
----- Original Message ----From: edwinworsh edwinworsh

To: Brad Christensen
Sent: Saturday, August 20, 2005 10:19 AM
Subject: thanks for your response
Dear Brad Chistensen,
I wish to thank you response to my request for your
assistance and i do hope that we can work together to make
this a reality hence the trust i have in contacting will be
extended to me in the couse of this transaction.
The success of this transaction depends on our abilities to
communicate and reason with each other and the need to keep
this transaction confidential regardless of you interest is
very important.
To enable me properly inform you on the way forward in this
transaction as demanded i will like to have your phone
number so that i could call you before i email you the
details for security purposes. Please i hope you will bear
with me on this. this is important as it enables me to
understand who am dealing with,
Your kindness in providing the requested information will
be kindly appreciated.
Best regards
Edwin
----- Original Message ----From: Brad Christensen

To: edwinworsh edwinworsh
Sent: Saturday, August 20, 2005 12:23 PM
Subject: Re: thanks for your response
Dear Edwin Worsh:
E-mail is the easiest and most confidential way of reaching me. I have
secretaries who screen all my calls at both the television studio and at the Sun
City Shuffleboard Dome. My secretaries are very dedicated to my businesses
and have been instrumental in helping to make me a wealthy man.
However, my secretaries are notorious gossips who cannot keep secrets! I
learned this the hard way: The Woldwide Shuffleboard Circuit has a strict policy
against performance-enhancing drugs. Well, from a telephone conversation one
of my secretaries learned that my star player, Bernie Schwartz, had injected
Geritol in his buttock region. The very next day it was all over the papers! Circuit
Commissioner Palmeiro responded by suspending Bernie for 10 days. I do not
want to make the same mistake with our extremely important and confidential
transaction.
I am eager to meet you and get started with our transaction. Please provide
more details and for God's sake let me know that the money is still floating and
not at the bottom of some lake.
All the best and God bless,
Brad Christensen
The Raging Relics Shuffleboard Club
Sun City, Arizona
Dear Edwin Worsh:

I am a very busy man, but have a window of opportunity for travel to South
Africa in early September. I am very concerned, however, that you have not yet
responded to my last e-mail. Is there a problem?
Brad Christensen
Raging Relics Shuffleboard Club
Sun City, Arizona, USA

Sent: Tuesday, August 23, 2005 6:51 AM

Subject: bear with me
Dear Mr. Christensen,
Please kindly bear with me for the delay in responding to
you as i have been very busy with the banking inspection we
are carrying out within my bank of recent and for that i
hadly have time to check my mails.
Thanks for your kindly response as the funds are still
within the bank and like i had previously informed you that
i have perfected the means to move the said money into your
account. The way forward now is that i have made
arrangement to use your name as the next of kin to the
deceased account holder and have the bank upon request move
the funds to your provided account after supporting you
with all the necessary documentations.
To have this done and be within the law i have hired the
services of an attorney who will provide you with the
necessary document and submitt it to the bank for the banks
approval and subsequent remittance to your provided account
and with my assistance as an insider i will make sure that
the application is approved by our management. this will
take some little time considering that the lawyer has to
secure a death certificate and letter of administration
from the probate court and other necessary document making
you the beneficiary of the funds as agreed by the
depositor. I will provide him with the necessary
information to this effect.
Please the need for the phone is to enable me communicate
you at wish to have with you a person relationship
considering that you will be helping me to invest my share
of the funds in the United State. From your mail i
understood you are into communications business media.
please let me have your mailing address to enable me fill
out the necessary papers as may be required.
Please i am trying to secure a confidential phone line that
we can communicate with, with out much problem that way you
can always call me at wish.
Your response to this will be kindly appreciated.
Best regards,
Edwin Worsh
----- Original Message ----From: Brad Christensen

To: edwinworsh edwinworsh
Sent: Wednesday, August 24, 2005 7:04 PM
Subject: Re: bear with me
Dear Edwin Worsh:
Sorry for my own delay, but I had to go to Blythe, California to oversee the
filming of my newest reality series for the C-Span television network. Very good
show involving Congressmen who engage in a fierce competition in which they
must write their own speeches, personally answer irate phone calls from voters
and reimburse lobbyists for all lunches. This is a secret, but in the grand finale
we are going to have them eat their own words.
Regarding my mailing address, I have two of them - one in California and one in
Arizona. They are as follows:
Sun City Shuffleboard Dome
10348 W. Lawrence Welk Lane
Sun City, AZ 86702
Christensen Worldwide Studios
51 N. Robin Leach Lane
Blythe, CA 92102
All the best,
Brad Christensen

Sent: Wednesday, August 24, 2005 12:12 PM
Subject: my identifications
please i wish to extend to you my identification as you
stated that you will be coming to south africa very soon.
Please i need to have the information i requested as this
will go along way to speedy up the process.
Please i will like to have your identification to enable me
have an idea of your self and to enlighten you more on the
way forward
Best regards,
Edwin Worsh
Dear Edwin:
Yes, I'd certainly like to speedy up the process and therefore have included my
California driver's license. Excuse the photo; it was a very bad hair day. Thanks
for your IDs. Very nice suit. You look like one of the contestants on my C-Span
show.
Brad Christensen

Sent: Monday, August 29, 2005 4:03 AM
Subject: thanks for your mail
Thanks for your mail and the identification as provided.
Your picture looks just like Robin Leach of the lifes of
the rich and famous, I supposed you are no way related to
him considering that your mailing address in california
happens to be in the same street with his name.
With regards to your coming down to south Africa this
weekend please i will like to confirm your readiness to
come down and the opportunity for us to meet and conclude
the transaction. Meanwhile i have consultated as informed
you last time the services of an attorney to secure for us
the needed documents making you the beneficiary and next of
kin in the said transaction.
As you will bear with me am just a civil servant working in
the bank and am doing my best to see that i raise the legal
charges to enable the lawyer to secure the needed documents
before you arrives here. please it is important that i
reach you through your cell phone and would like for you to
give me your travelling details so that i can come and meet
you at the airport here.
Bear with me for the delay response to your mail as i often
works outside my office these days. However i will be
working within my office through out this week. please
endeavor to contact me with the needed information so that
we can just talk before your arrivals.
Best regards,
Edwin Worsh
----- Original Message ----From: edwin worsh

Sent: Thursday, September 08, 2005 12:12 PM
Subject: contact me please
Dear Mr. Brad Christensen,
Please kindly bear with me but i travelled to london since
last week and had tried to access my mail but could not
hence i had to open this mail to write you. Later i found
out that some one had accessed my previous box and possibly
has been communicating you from there after changing my
password.
It is rather difficult as i had informed you of the need to
have your phone number so that we can communicate and have
some kind of personal understanding of each other. Please i
will like for you to call me with this number so that we
can communicate and move on with transaction. 44 70 31 84
66 85 or fax number 44 87 01 35 69 25
Please kindly be adviced that this is my first mail to you
since last week when you indicated that you are expected to
arrive south africa some time within the first week of
september.
I will like for you to give me your phone number and also
to let me know of your interest to continue the transaction
as i have gotton the lawyer to secure more documents for
the smooth remittance of the funds.
all communication should be directed to this mail only
hence forth.
Best regards
Edwin Worsh

Sent: Wednesday, September 14, 2005 6:58 AM
Subject: contact me on 44 7031846685
Dear Mr. Brad Christensen,
I have written you several mail without response from you

and i dont know if you are sending your reply to my
previous mail which i informed you the password was changed
by an unknow person since weeks now and i have not been
able to access the mail since then.
please it is paramount that you write me back and let me
know on the way forward as i have not heard from you since
then. However if you do not wish to continue with the
transaction i still wish that you write and let me know.
Iike i informed you some time that i have already invested
so much money into this transaction in getting the paper
works in your name and since i could not hear from you
again i have been confused as my hard earn money looks
wasted for nothing.
if i do not hear from you i will notify the bank as i
believe that some one was behind my change of password.i
was watching an old documentary on the rich and famous and
i couldnt help but imagine the similarities and resemblance
on the id card you sent me.
Best regards
Edwin
Dear Mr. Worsh:

I have put off responding to you until now because you had ascertained that
Brad Christensen and Robin Leach are one and the same. Yes, I am Robin
Leach on the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous and they have named a street
after me. However, that is only my television name. My real name is Brad
Christensen and I value my privacy more than a mouthload of caviar so huge it
oozes uncontrollably down both cheeks. Should it become generally known that
Brad Christensen is Robin Leach, the autograph hounds and all my creditors
will find my address in the phone book and there will be no peace. If we are to
continue with this transaction, I must have your solemn vow that you will never
reveal my true identity to a soul.
Brad Christensen

Sent: Friday, September 16, 2005 8:24 AM
Subject: Re: contact me on 44 7031846685

Thanks for reading from you and i assures you of my utmost
confidentiality to your identity. I quess i could reason
with you considering the pressure authors and actors goes
through at the airport in the hands of the public.
Needless to say much but i have been confused considering
the time and money i have invested into this transaction
and all of a sudden i could not hear from you again. As
indicated in my mail, am in london right now but that does
not prevent the transaction from conclusion hence the
attorney has been helpful.
I still believe we need to discuss over the phone and
be very glad to have a number where to reach you as i
it is necessary that we talk. you can equally call me
cell number which i forwarded to you in my last mail.
please get back to me so that i can update you on the
forward in this transaction.
will
think
on my
way
Best regards,
Edwin
Dear Edwin:
I've got some very good news. I will be able to travel to London in about a week
because shuffleboard season has ended for the Raging Relics and I've nearly
finished taping all of this year's episodes of my two reality TV shows. I think I
told you a little bit about my C-Span show "Survivor - The Potomac." The other
one is about the amazing club and party scene in Sun City, Ariz. It's called
"Grannies Gone Wild." As you can probably tell, I'm very proud of both shows.
I'm not so proud of my shuffleboard team, though. They were knocked out of the
playoffs last night by the Grizzled Geezers. The Geezers bend the rules and
play a roughhouse brand of shuffleboard.
I tried to call you last night, but the number you gave me didn't work. Are those
all the numbers I should dial? What about dialing 1 for long distance? I tried
dialing at least twice, but had to give up due to the arthritis in my fingers.
Usually I have one of my personal assistants dial my calls for me, but because
our transaction is confidential I could not do that.
I will send along my flight information as soon as finalize my travel plans. Is
there anything in particular I should bring with me?
All the best,
Brad Christensen

Sent: Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:03 AM
Subject: waiting to to see you then
Dear Sir,
Thanks for the news as i just has to get
work together to enable us have a smooth
in london. I will just have to stay till
will like for you to forward your flight
you have concluded on it.
some of the paper

transaction while
then and please i
arrangement once
With regards to your calling me you can just dail 011 as i

believe that will give you access to dail international
number from your AT&T phone line if that is what you uses.
However if you can give me your number i can then call you
and chat with you if you dont mind.
I will keep you updated with development of things and good
luck with your tv programmes.
Best regards,
Edwin
Dear Edwin:
I have booked my flight. It is British Airways Flight 288 arriving at London
Heathrow Airport on Tuesday, Sept. 27, at 1:25 p.m. You must meet me at the
airport and hold up a sign so I know who you are. However, I remain a bit
apprehensive about the possibility of accidentally revealing my identity to a
horde of autograph seekers. I have a large fan base in the UK, especially the
nursing homes, and fear I might be trampled by a mob of overzealous females
armed with my centerfold in Modern Maturity magazine. They also might
recognize the name Brad Christensen, because that is the name I use as a
television producer. Additionally, I'd rather not reveal your identity because of
the confidential nature of our transaction. For these reasons DO NOT put
"Robin Leach," "Brad Christensen" or "Edwin Worsh" on your sign. I am thinking
that a shuffleboard-themed sign would be good because nobody's identity is
revealed. I will think of an appropriate phrase and get back to you.
I must go now because I've got a conference call to discuss ideas for a new
reality show.
All the best,

Brad Christensen

Sent: Wednesday, September 21, 2005 10:07 AM
Subject: Re: waiting to to see you then
Dear M|r Christensen,
Thanks for the information on your arriving to london as i
hope to meet with you. I am doing my best to make sure that
i get the documentation process together so that we can
conclude on this transaction while you are still in london
here.
It is rather unfortunate that we still have not spoke to
each other over the telephone before we meet as i thought
it is very important considering the transaction we are
partaking in. All documents will be ready by friday this
week i learnt from the attorney and i will make them
available to you once it gets to me for your records.
Once again i look forward to meet with you. Please if you
dont mind give me a number to reach you as soon as you
recieve this mail so that i can confirm some personal
matters with you. Our meeting at the airport will not be a
problem hence you have my number and call always call me
once arrived london but i will be at the airport same time.
I will also give you another number where you can reach me
if my cell number is not going through.
Best regards,
Edwin Worsh
Dear Edwin:
Once again I have tried calling you, but to no avail. And once again, it seems I
must remind you that if you call me at work or my homes in Blythe and Sun City,
one of my personal assistants, maids or butlers will answer the phone. I
certainly trust my staff, but know from past experience they are gossips of the
first order. Our transaction might soon be in the newpapers and discussed on
Oprah's show. So please, Edwin, respect the confidential nature of our
dealings. E-mail seems to be working just fine for both of us.
When I arrive I may not be entirely recognizable because I will be wearing dark
glasses, a hat and possibly earmuffs to help conceal my identity. Therefore, it is
of critical importance that your sign be easily visible to me because you
probably won't be able to recognize me as Robin Leach. As discussed
previously, you will put a shuffleboard code phrase on the sign instead of either
of our names. Use the phrase "Shuffleboard Is A Contact Sport." Be sure that
the letters are very large because my eyesight has declined considerably over
the years and I will be wearing dark glasses.
What should I bring with me to London to finalize the transaction, assuming we
both decide to move forward with it?
All the best,
Brad Christensen
Dear Edwin:
I have made my flight and lodging reservations for London, but now am quite
troubled that you have not responded to my last e-mail asking whether I would
need to bring any financial resources with me to finalize our transaction. You
also haven't said whether you have been able to obtain the necessary
documentation. If there is a problem, let me know so I can cancel my flight and
hotel reservations.
Although I am a multi-millionaire television star, producer and sports team
owner, this transaction remains extremely important to me. I have been wanting
to buy a much bigger yacht and the more than $12 million I will receive from our
transaction will allow me to do just that. I also am looking forward to meeting
you and staying in the historic Bates Motel. The famous motel and its adjoining
mansion were just reopened last month. Both were closed in 1960 following an
unfortunate shower incident that resulted in the death of movie star Janet Leigh.
It was in all the papers back then and Alfred Hitchcock even made a movie
about it.
Please let me know what's going on so I can take the appropriate actions
regarding my flight and motel reservations. Time is running short! I board the
plane this Monday evening and it arrives in London on Tuesday.
Regards,
Brad Christensen

Sent: Monday, September 26, 2005 9:13 AM

Subject: Immediate attention
Dear Mr
Please kindly bear with me as i travelled out of london on
a business related to transaction related to the
transaction we have at hand. I am aware of your mail and
have been hoping to meet with you and conclude this
transaction.
I have been in communication with my bank in South African
as well as with the attorney trying to make sure that he
releases the documents in his document possesion however
this has been rather difficult considering the amount i
need to pay the attorney. However i wish to inform you that
i have been able to get the funds to the attorney and the
papers will be here this evening.
With regards to what you are asking, Truely we will need
some funds and your assistance to that will be gladly
appreciated.i have already arrange with a diplomat to bring
the consigment from south africa under a tigh arrangement
and we will need to pay off the diplomat and some funds to
open account within a local bank here. all these will cost
about sixteen thousand pounds. the diplomat will be paid
twelve thousand pounds for his services. I will need for
you to come down with your identification and a copy of
this mail to proper identification. Please ones arrived i
will like for you to call me with my number or this number
for immediate response 44 20 70 60 01 17 or fax 44 20 79 90
88 33 and ask for Marvin Smith, additionally any kind of
gift item for two will be appreciated as i look forward to
finalising the transaction with you. Please let me know as
you indicated the name of your hotel where you will be
staying and possible phone number.
Best regards
Edwin Worsh
Dear Edwin:
Time is running short. I will easily be able to cover the sixteen-thousand pounds
required to finalize the deal. Regarding the gift, I have no time for that now, so
let's shop for that together after we meet at the airport. I do have a half dozen
Rolex watches I purchased recently over the Internet, but you are deserving of
a much more elaborate gift for your troubles.
Again, my flight is British Airways Flight 288 and it arrives at London Heathrow
Airport on Tuesday, Sept. 27 at 1:25 p.m. As agreed, you will meet me
immediately upon arrival and, so as not to reveal our identities, your sign will
carry the code phrase, "Shuffleboard is a contact sport."
All the best,
Brad Christensen

Subject: Re: Our Transaction
Dear Mr Brad,
Please bear with me as i just understand that you will be
living states for london this evening considering on the
time of your flight. Please i will like for you to write me
and confirm these mail so that i will be at the airport at
the appointed time tomorrow.
Hope to see you and finalise this deal and i must equally
informed you to understand the confidentiality involve in
this transaction and the need to make it a private thing
considering the publicities as indicated before.
Your cooperation will be gladly appreciated. remember as
requested the financial assistance.
Best regards
Edwin Worsh
Dear Edwin:
Again, Edwin, my flight is British Airways Flight 288 and it arrives at London
Heathrow Airport on Tuesday, Sept. 27 at 1:25 p.m. Please write this down so
you do not forget. As soon as I arrive I will be looking for your sign with the code
phrase "SHUFFLEBOARD IS A CONTACT SPORT" in big letters so that I can
see it easily. I do not want there to be any possibility of being stranded and
unable to find you in an unfamiliar airport.
The financial assistance of 16,000 pounds will be no problem whatsoever. It is a
very small price to pay for my share of the transaction, which is more than $12
million. I will need your assistance in driving to the historic Bates Motel and
adjoining mansion. As you know, it has just reopened and most taxi drivers are
unaware of its location. It is a private, invitation-only motel and proprietor
Norman Bates makes sure its location is kept secret from the general public. I
have a directions that came with my invitation, however, and will see to it that
you also are provided with a customary suite. Do not worry about cost. I will pick
up the 1,200-pounds nightly charge.
Time to finish packing now. See you soon,
Brad Christensen

Subject: Re: Immediate attention
Mr. Brad,
Catch you then at the airport morrow by 1.30pm.
We dont need to waste much time at the airport as i have
other appointment that i need to meet up with but my driver
will surely be around in the case you need ride to convey
you to your hotel. I suppose we can't discuss anything at
the airport.
Meanwhile are you coming with any other person
regards,
Mr. Worsh
Dear Edwin:
I will look for your sign directly upon my arrival at the airport. I am traveling
alone, as I have kept our transaction confidential, even from my personal
assistants. See you at Heathrow.
Brad Christensen
Edwin:
I arrived at Heathrow a bit ahead of schedule and got on a shuttle by mistake

that took me from terminal 4 to terminal 1. I am outside of the WHSmith store
using the Internet station to e-mail you. I will await your arrival at The Bridge
Bar.
See you soon. Looks like good weather here. A little cloudy but not bad.
Brad Christensen
From: edwin worsh <edwinworsh_011@yahoo.co.in>

Date: 2005/09/27 Tue AM 09:17:55 EDT
Subject: Re: heathrow airport
I just got back from the airport after standing for so
long. I will have someone to come and meet with you as i am
in a meeting right now.
this is not our arrangement but all the same i will do my
best to meet with you today. everything is in place for a
successful transaction while you are here.
Best regards,
Edwin
Dear Edwin:
I became quite disappointed when you didn't show up after I waited for two
hours at the bar in Terminal 1 for you. I met Clint Eastwood in the bar who told
me about a yacht he was selling that was moored near Venice, Italy. Thinking
you had abandoned me, and not realizing you were unable to get access to the
bar in Terminal 1, I traveled with Clint to Venice and tomorrow will be testing his
boat. If it is a worthy craft I will commit to purchasing it and then get back to you
for the finalization of our deal. Our deal now is more important to me than ever
because I require the funds to purchase Clint's marvelous craft.
Brad Christensen
From: edwin worsh <edwinworsh_011@yahoo.co.in>

Date: 2005/09/30 Fri AM 05:52:06 EDT
Subject: just a thought
Dear Brad,
To say you were disappointed was not the right choice to
make considering that you had me runing around the airport
even when i informed you that am not conversant with the
airport as this was my second time of being in london.
All the same as i was living the airport i saw jeneth
jackson with her security guards and i stopped to see what
was wrong with her car. we talked for some minutes and i
gave her ride to the hotel where she was staying. I did not
discuss anything with her with regards to our business but
i was tempted to do so.
It is a pity I checked the arrival list from the states and
your name was not in it and i supposed you used another
name as usual. I wait to hear from you after your trip with
clint. he is a good european like yourself. thanks Robin
and hope meet with you soon. I will be living for South
Africa this weekend. sorry i called you Robin Leach instead
of Brad, well you are the same person and only known by me
right.
Best regards
Edwin
Dear Edwin:
Pardon for your unfamiliarity with Heathrow. You obviously checked the wrong
flight list because I used the name Brad Christensen and was on that flight.
I have decided to purchase Clint's giant yacht after taking it for a spin down the
Grand Canal. It is a very fast boat and the gondolieres honored its power by
jumping out of their boats to avoid the wake. They all shouted loudly at us.
Although I do not speak Italian, I think they were saying something
congratulatory like "Fantastic boat!"
Tomorrow Clint and I are going to Florence, Italy to finalize the yacht purchase
agreement. Thereafter, I will book a return flight through London to finalize our
deal, which will enable me to satisfy the loan for the yacht.
All the best,
Brad Christensen
Dear Edwin:
Clint and I have finalized our agreement to purchase the yacht and now are
sailing from the Adriatic around Italy to the Mediterranean. Within a few days we
will arrive in Nice, France and from there I will fly to London to complete our
transaction. As soon as I make my flight arrangements I will send you the
details.
All the best,
Brad Christensen
Dear Edwin:
Clint and I are nearing Nice, France. We should arrive on Monday, Oct. 10. I
already have scheduled a flight for the next morning to London. It is British
Airways flight 341 and it arrives at London Heathrow Airport on Tuesday, Oct.
11, at 9:20 a.m. at terminal 1. I will look for your sign that says "Shuffleboard is
a contact sport." So that we do not repeat the errors of a couple weeks ago, I
urge you to become familiar with Heathrow in advance of my arrival. I assure
you that I also have learned from a past misjudgment and will stay right there in
Terminal 1.
It is critical that we finalize our transaction immediately because I owe Clint
more than $4 million for the yacht. He will be waiting for my return in Nice. I
asked what might happen if I couldn't provide payment and he simply sneered
and said," Make my day." I'm not sure what he means, but I don't think it's good.
Brad Christensen
Porcine Princess Chronicles
Part 1
>>> "princessmaria ojo ofem" 07/08/02 07:28PM >>>
The Royal Palace of Ogoni Kingdom,
Ogoin Oil Community, Barr-Ogoni Kingdom,
River-State,
Nigeria.
Dear Brad Christensen ,
STRICKLY CONFIDENTIAL
I am Princess Maria Ojo , daughter of Chief ofem
Ojo, the king of Ogoni Kingdom. I am 27 years old and
a graduate of Mass Communication.
My father was the king of Ogoni Kingdom the highest
oil producing area in Nigeria. He was in charge of
reviving royalties from the multi-national oil
Companies and government on behalf of the oil producing

Communities in Nigeria. After the hanging of the
Ogoni Nine(9) including Ken Saro Wiwa by the late
dictator General Sani Abacha, my father suffered
stroke and died in March 27th last year. But before
his death, he called me and told me he has Twenty Three
Million Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand Dollars
(USD23,560,000.00) cash in his possession, specially
deposited in a Security vault company here.
He advised me not to tell anybody except my mother who
is the last wife of the (6) six wives that he
married. My mother did not bear any male child for
him. Which implies that all my father?s properties,
companies e.t.c., we have no share in them because my
mother has no male child according to African
Tradition. My father therefore secretly gave me all
the relevant documents of the said money, and told me
that I should use this money with my mother and my
younger sisters because he knows that traditionally, if
he dies we cannot get anything, as inheritance.
He importantly advised me that I should seek foreign
assistance and that I should not invest this money
here in Nigeria because of his other wives and male
children who happen to be my elders. I am soliciting
for your immediate assistance to get a Bungalow for
us, where I will live with my mother and two younger
sisters and further advise me where and how I will
invest the balance money overseas, possibly on
products of your company and other profitable ventures.
I believe that by the special grace of God, you will
help us move this money out of Nigeria to any country
of your choice where we can invest this money
judiciously with you. You are entitled to a
reasonable part of this money based on our agreement,
and God will bless you as you help us.
PLease reply through my e-mail
Looking forward to hear from you as soon as possible.
Remain blessed.
Princess Maria Ojo.
________________________
My Dear Princess Ojo:

The story of your plight, while saddening me greatly, also stirs wonder and
amazement about the enormous powers of your father's gifted attorney . To
have been married six times and still have $23 million after the alimony and
child support is an incredible feat indeed! Anyway, I am extremely interested in
helping you out. I am knowledgeable of a great many investment opportunities

in the United States, the Kingdom of Fredonia, and a land called Oz. Let's get
started.
Brad Christensen
________________________
>>> "princessmaria ojo ofem" 07/11/02 05:38AM >>>
Dear Mr Brad,
More greetings from the palace of Ogoni Kingdom.
How are you today and your work? Hop very all right. If so,
thanks be to God. Thanks a lot for your
email I have received today. Am sorry for coming up a beat
late. It was due to the little cultural
celebration we had day before yesterday and yesterday as
well.
I really think if I say I have gotten another person to
replace my late father the king, I must be correct
because of the way you sound. Neverthless, let me
sequentially answer the few questions you raised.
Actually, you must have known that, Nigeria is highly
blessed with crude oil resources and all these
oil resources are all vested in our kingdom, the Ogoni
kingdom. Eventually, my father by the grace of
God happens to be the king of the kingdom until his
untimely death. In the mean time, my step brother
has already been installed to succeed subject to our
customs and tradition.
My father was a very wealthy man before he died even though
he married not 6 but 8 wives with my
mother as the last among the 8. Fortunely my mother and I,
she happens to had the first female of the
royal family which is me. This is the reason why I am a
princess. Evidently, these circumstances made
my father to love my mother and I so much, and that was
what made him to save these money with the
security company for me. One other important point I must
mention here that also propelled my father
to save this money for me was the fact that, our culture,
customs and tradition here did not allow women
no matter your statue to inherit any property from the
belongings of your late father. My father having
prempted what will happen to us if he eventually dies made
out this good plan for me. I really thank God
for that and I will continue to be grateful to him.
However, even though I am always highly involved in a lot

of traditional activities here, which is a situation
I cannot help unless if am out of NIgeria, I still realize
the person of Jesus christ as the only through God
and him alone I have chosen to serve for the rest of my
life. I only pray for his grace and courage to be
doing what am doing now until the day he will see me out of
Nigeria. You can't believe that since the death
of my father, my movement is been monitored in and outside
the palace by the palave security.
Before ever I concluded chosen you, I prayed and fasted
fervently for his grace and I still hope you will not
disappoint me more especially when the money gets to you in
US. Upon this note, I would want you to
assure me the confidntiality of the transaction and the
security of the money before we continue.
Once, am assured with all your heart, I will then link you
with my late father's former financial advise who
would in turn give you all the modalities he has in place
to lift this money out of Nigeria in the most risk
free manner.
Finally, I have also this morning informed my mother about
you before this reply and she extends her
sincerely glad to you.
I will stop hear until I hear from you soon. God bless you
and your family.
I remain yours,
Princess.
________________________
Dear Princess Ajo:

I understand the delay in your reply because I enjoy cultural celebrations from
time to time, especially when Packers games are televised locally. Can't beat
brats and beer.
Again it saddens me to hear that your statue cannot inherit money, which
indicates it is only good enough for pigeon droppings. This is disgraceful and
unfair and I am eager to help out in any way possible. As I mentioned before
there are many investment avenues in the United States, Fredonia, Oz, Vulcan
and Mayberry RFD.
Regarding confidentiality, I will keep your secret under my hat, which is at

home, stored safely in the closet. Please tell me more about yourself and how I
can help. I have attached a photo of me. It was taken about 10 years ago, but
people say I look exactly the same today, even with the loss of one eye in a
hunting accident and several skin cancer surgeries. Can you please send me a
photo of yourself?
Brad Christensen
________________________
Dear Mr. Brad,
How are you and your work there? I have received your
email this morning which is well
understood and am so happy to have your lovely picture with
me. You really look handsome.
Laugh!!!. I have also this morning tried to scan one for
you and for your love for tradition, I
scanned the one I took with traditional out fit. In fact I
took it the last time my late father made
an outing few months before his death. I attached it here.
Hope you will like it. I also felt sorry to
hear you lost one of your eyes during hunting. More
importantly, I felt so happy for your assuring
me the confidentiality of this transaction to ascertain our
security and also the line of investment

opportunities you have lined up waiting for my arrival in
the US.
Meanwhile, my first meaning of your assisting me is
for you to become the beneficiary of this fund, of
which we are making arrangements to put your name as
the beneficiary in the security company.
Based on what I told you about my family in my first
email, that I don't want my polygamous family members
to know that the money belongs to us. The money was
registered as gift items by my late father. The
security company doesn't know the contents of the
luggage. They only know it as a gift.
It is only you, my late father's financial adviser Mr
Nnanna Scotty, my mother, my younger sister and I that
knows about this. Mr Nnanna Scotty has been with my
late father for thirteen years before his honourable
death. He is the only person that can give you the
modalities of how the money can come to you.
I would have loved it so much if you can call him for
further discussions. His direct line is 234-1-7753681. Or
email
him on his email address; (nnanscotty@yahoo.com)
If you call him and explain yourself to him, he will
understand because, I have told him with my mother
everythig about you.Just feel free to call him.
You can equally call my line, my number is
234-1-4807139. If you call and did not get me
directly, you will get my personal body guard by name
peter and tell him you want to talk with me.
Finally, I have trusted you and imploring you to take
this transaction as yours, since I have taking you as
my father and brother.
Don't fail to call my late fathers financial adviser,
Mr Scotty for thorough briefing and I am also
expecting your call.
God bless you.
Princess.
________________________
Dear Princess Ajo:
What a lovely photograph. And, my, what a beautiful necklace. I have
accumulated a great many cardboard cylinders in the restroom and have been
wondering what to do with them. I am more enthusiastic than ever about the
possibility of a long-lasting partnership that will bring us great riches and much
joy. I noticed that you wrote the word "laugh" after saying I looked handsome. I
assure you, dear, that I remain extremely handsome and virile despite my
advanced age. I even do one push-up each day to retain my competitive edge.
Regarding the request for me to call Nnanna Scotty or you, regretfully I cannot.
You will have to call me. Several years ago I imposed a policy on my company
in which no long distance calls are allowed to Africa because my employees
were spending all their time calling elephant tusk dealers. Currently it is very
popular in the U.S. to use tusks as hood ornaments. You will find my phone
number below my name. I await your call.
Brad Christensen
Part 2

Dear Brad,
How are you doing today with your work? Hope all right.
Well, I appreciate what you said about my
picture but it suprised me so much that, you did a
different thing and told me another thing all together.
In spite of all I told you and your admittance about our
security, you still allowed my email to be read
by another person. I am very disappointed. If it is just
that, they saw my picture, it wouldn't have
buddered me so much but, somebody even saw the last email I
sent to you yesterday.
I am not happy at all and am no more comfortable. To make
the matter worse, the receptionist, even
wrote me just to confirm she has been following all our
correspondences.
I think I have to reserve every other thing to say until I
hear from you soon.
Meawhile, Mr Scotty confirmed the reciept of just a copy of
a personal email you sent to me. I felt
you could have written him in a different tone at least
acknowledging meeting him for the first time
and then, explaining further how far we have gone. Also,
testifying your readiness to assist me and
working with him.
Then, till you write.
I am princess.
____________________________
Dear Princess Ajo:

My sincere apologies, but I am sure you will understand that the receptionist,
who receives all of my calls, must be made aware of the legitimacy of those
who may be calling me. If the receptionist believes you are a telemarketer
selling underarm deodorant or aluminum siding you will not be allowed to speak
to me, even if you have the correct password. The password for this week is
"scrod." I await your call.
Brad Christensen
____________________________
>>> Mr Nnanna Scotty 07/16/02 09:24AM >>>

Dear Mr. Brad Christensen
Thanks for your email and my name is Mr. Nnanna Scotty
the Financial Adviser to late King Ofem Ojo. I have
been directed to reach you by Princess Maria. I have
put every arrangement to get this money out of Nigeria
with your help to Thailand. Presently the money is in
a vault box deposited with Security Company here
Nigeria.
After I receive your email and that of Princess, we
have come to conclusion that we are to go into this
transaction with you. First of all, we must make it
clear to you that this transaction is risk free. We
believe you will benefit a lot out of the money that
you will have no reason to betray Princess as we have
agreed to give you 25% while 70% you will keep in your
custody for Princess until she comes to stay with you
and 5% to pay back all expenses that we may incur on
the process of this transaction. Before we invest the
money in any business you may help princess to go
into, the first thing is to secure the money into an
account in your country.
The money is been packaged and coded in a vault box
and deposited as Palace Treasure Gift. As you can see
the Certificate of deposit which I have attached here
for you. Now for the security company to move the
money outside Nigeria, we are going to register the
vault box with your name as the beneficiary to enable
us beat the knowledge of members of princess
polygamous family as princess must have told you the
circumstances surrounding this money. According to the
security company, the Gift can only be delivered to us
in Thailand these is the country they have security
arrangement with their government as their consignment
is delivered under diplomatic baggage i.e. not subject
to inspection.
The box will not be opened until it is delivered to
you as the key and the code is with me. The routes to
other countries were all closed after the sept. 11 US
terrorist attack, hence they can not deliver to any
other country. Bear in mind that, you are the person
the security company will deliver the consignment to,
as the consignment will be registered with your name
as the beneficiary. After claiming the money from the
security company, we shall also in your name open a
domiciliary account in that Thailand and deposit the
money and further order the bank to transfer it to

your bank. When we are through with all these,
Princess will go with you to your country.
Now for us to move the money from Security Company out
of this country we have to get legal document from
High Court in Nigeria.
Please sign the 2 attached documents and send back to
me through email. Once I get the document. I will take
it to court to legalize it and get High Court seal on
it. The original of this Legal Document will be sent
to you by courier to keep so that you will show it to
your bank that may want to know how you get the money.
You are also to sign and return as well as the Mutual
Agreement so that Princess will as well sign her
column and send copy to you. I believe with my
explanation, we can move ahead on this transaction.
Please call me on Phone 234 1 7753681 as soon as you
get the mail.
Regards,
Nnanna Scotty.
____________________________
Dear Mr. Scotty:

The pleasure is all mine, especially when the Princess comes to visit me. Since
I have already warned her about the missing eye and cancer surgeries, I hope
when she sees me she doesn't shriek loudly and run screaming into the night.
Please assure her that I have offered to share a mansion in Gila Bend with the
Princess. The mansion, actually a double-wide with a Port-O-San bolted to the
side, is high on a landfill overlooking a beautiful onion farm.
I have received none of the attachments you mentioned. I believe you forgot to
attach them so please resend. Thanks. I am looking forward to this very
enriching business opportunity.
Brad Christensen
____________________________
>>> "princessmaria ojo ofem"
07/17/02 10:34AM >>>
Dear Brad,
How are you doing today and your work? Hope very all right.
I appreciate your apology with good faith,
am only making sure I am secured and want to know how many
people I am dealing with.
Mr. Scotty had told me in the morning that he had reached
you, hope you received his email. I only
believe that you will have a very good alliance with Mr.
Scotty to enable us establish firm trust for a
good result because, I believe with good cooperation and
trust, we will conclude this transaction in
the nearest possible time.
Mr. Scotty also said he had sent you along his email, three
documents, an agreement note, court
legal document and the deposit certificate expecting you to
sign and get back to him so that, I will
sign my own potion.
That, I feel marks the real beginning of our preempted
cooperate transaction. It is my candid believes
that God have answered my prayers.
Anyway, I expect to read from you by tomorrow by the grave
of God. Have a nice day.
Princess.
____________________________
Dear Princess Ajo:

I am eager to hear from Mr. Scotty. Unfortunately in his e-mail yesterday he
forgot to attach the attachments and I only received his message. I have pasted
his e-mail and my response below, following your e-mail. As you can see I am
looking forward to your visit with my one good eye and have planned some fine
accommodations for you.
However, a few items in your e-mail confuse and upset me, and will first require
clarification from you. You state that you intend to "sign my own potion." Is that
a magic potion? Possibly an evil potion? Or maybe love potion number 9? You
also say you expect to read "by the grave of God." Does this mean you think
God is dead??? These statements of yours about potions and the death of God
have me wondering if you are really a witch and not a princess at all! I think I
deserve an explanation before you will be welcome in the mansion on the hill.
Brad Christensen, Defender of God
____________________________

Brad,
I think, this is an insult on my personality and should be
stopped or else, I will insult you back. How
could you say am a witch or would sign you own potion?
Even if I wrongly wrote that, are you above such mistakes
and human error?
I feel you are too old to be behaving this way.
Princess.
____________________________
Dear Princess Ajo:
I did not say you were a witch; I merely asked if you were one because I have
no interest in becoming involved in any business with a Godless demon. When
you wrote about God's "grave" and a "potion," I did not realize these were
mistakes and admittedly I suspected that you may be a devil worshiper. With
lingering trepidation I will now accept your statement that these were errors and
that you use brooms only for cleaning. Hopefully this little misunderstanding will
not sour our budding relationship.
Brad Christensen
____________________________
Dear Brad,
We are all right this morning and how do you do with your
family members?
I once again accepts your apology and you should understand
that, I have principles. Even though am in
mess at the moment but, I still recognise my statue. I much
appreciate dealing with people who respect
my feelings and values.
I remember, I have told you before now that, though, for
been a princess, which makes me to pass through
a lot of customs and traditional shits, I still remember
and respect the personality of christ as my only
personal Lord and saviour. How could I be a devil as you
aleged.
However, I respect you so much as I have already regarded

you as my father and strongly believe in you.
Mr Scotty is already aware that, you said you did not
receive the first attachment he sent to you and had
promised to resend it.
I hope to hear from you soon and I will only reach you by
monday as I will be very busy in the palace this
weekend.
I wish a nice weekend till monday. God bless you.
Princess.
____________________________
Dear Princess Ajo:
My members are all fine, thanks. Glad to hear that you are a God-fearing
human. Also happy to hear you recognize your statue. Means your artist wasn't
drunk or drugged out. I also understand and empathize with your statement
about passing through shits, which is something I must also do regularly. All the
best until Monday.
Brad Christensen
Part 3
Dear Brad,
Have you been contacted again by Mr Scotty? I want to know.
Princess.
_____________________________
No I haven't. He never sent me his attachments and I question whether he is

serious about our business proposition. He seems to be working against the
Princess, and if he continues with this behavior, I suggest you beam Scotty
down to the Palace dungeon or place him in blocks in the village square.
Brad Christensen
_____________________________
>>> Mr Nnanna Scotty 07/22/02 01:28PM >>>

Dear Brad,
Please see the document attached.I expect your urgent
reply.
Scotty
_____________________________
>>> princess maria 07/23/02 06:45AM >>>
Dear Brad,
Suprised right!!?. I have just opened another emailbox
in yahoo because, I always find is difficult in
accessing the eudoramail. I feel this one will be more
convinient. Hence forth, I would want you to be
reaching me via this one.
Mr Scotty is not working against me in any way.He only
travelled out of town during the weekend and came back
to town just yesterday morning.
However, I just called him few minutes ago and he said
he has sent the document to you again yesterday
evening still expecting to hear the confirmation of
the receipt of the documents from you.
If you have received it, we need to know. My regards
to your all and sundry.
I am Princess.
Princess.
_____________________________
Dearest Princess:
Yes, I did receive the documents from Neener Scotty yesterday afternoon, so
you need not put him in stocks or leg irons. Generally the documents look very
good and are agreeable to me with some very minor changes. First, my legal
name is "Bradford W. Christensen, MD, Ph.D, SOB" not "Brad Christensen."
Please have Scotty make this change in three places on the Mutual Agreement
and three places on the Affidavit of Claim/Power of Attorney.
Also, I would prefer greater specificity in Paragraph (v) of the Mutual

Agreement. Instead of saying "until the arrival of Princess Maria Ajo in his
country," please reword to say "until the arrival of Princess Maria Ajo in Gila
Bend, Arizona." My country is a big place and I don't want my princess to
escape to the bright lights and glitz of places like Duluth or Dubuque.
I assure you, my doublewide high atop the landfill in scenic Gila Bend will feel
like home to you. In preparation for your grand arrival, I have purchased a brand
new super-size can of Glade and a year's supply of flypaper. And please don't
worry about mice. The coyotes and snakes have taken care of that problem. As
you can tell, I am looking forward to your arrival with great anticipation and am
sparing no expense.
Brad Christensen
_____________________________
Dear Brad,
I received the corrections and as soon as I finish
sending this email, I will forward the information to
Mr Scotty in his office ths morning before I go back
to the palace.
Stay blessed.
_____________________________
My Lovely Princess:
Thanks, and by the way, I sent Scotty an e-mail as well. Since he now has two
virtually identical e-mails, I hope he doesn't think he's struggling with a spell of
double-vision. With my hunting accident and loss of an eye, I no longer have
that problem, even if I drink all night long. Unfortunately sometimes everything
gets black and I suddenly collapse. But please, Princess, do not worry about my
health. I have taken precautions against injury by stapling sheets of foam rubber
to the doublewide's walls and throwing an extra layer of sawdust on the floor.
While this may be more information than you need to know about me, I promise
you'll enjoy life to the fullest in Gila Bend. Bye for now. I must visit the Port-OSan.
Brad Christensen
_____________________________
Dear Brad,
I am in contact with Mr SCotty and he promised he will
reach you this morning as he was unable to do that
yesterday. AS I told you earlier, he is a very busy
person though, am sure he is giving this transaction a
prefferential treatment.
I wait to hear the confirmation of receipt of MR.
Scotty's email and attacchment.
Yours,
Princess.
_____________________________
My Wonderfully Beautiful Princess:

Scotty beamed the amended documents to me this morning. They look fine,
although they lack standard Non-Severability and Sanity Clauses, which in this
case may be fine because I don't believe in Sanity Claus.
For some reason I was just thinking of Christmas and I hope you'll be here to
celebrate it with me in the mansion on the hill. I have found a charming creosote
bush to drag in and decorate for the occasion. I anticipate a wonderful feast
since I live near the Interstate. Nature always supplies bountiful provisions, as
long as you get them while they're fresh. I generally have friends over, and after
dinner we have a great party in which everybody laughs and drinks shots out of
my socket. We have a wonderful time as long as the guests don't suck too hard
and give me a migraine.
I will send the documents to Scotty right away!
Brad Christensen
_____________________________
Dear Brad,
I have really learnt a lot of joke from you and I
always laugh each time I read from you. Your wife must
be enjoying so much. (laugh)
I appreciate your cooperation so far and I hope we
shall be through very soon. Off I go back to the
palace. Thank God I will rest this weekend, no event.
Have a nice day.

Princess.
_____________________________
Dearest Beautiful (but ungrateful?) Princess:
I have asked Scotty to provide me with his fax number so I may return the
documents to him. However, I am having some second thoughts about this
venture because I am confused by your last e-mail. I am not married and it
seems you are belittling my efforts to make you feel welcome in my country. I
am not joking when I say the lifestlye and accommodations I am preparing for
you indeed are fit for royalty, when compared with the rest of Gila Bend. I am
not a court jester or a clown who is simply joking around. My intentions are pure
and I was hoping you would be
smitten with me by now. Instead you are sounding ungrateful, calloused and
spoiled.
Brad Christensen
_____________________________
Dear Brad,
Yes, my fax number is 234-1-7595331. Please, go ahead
and fax so that, I will start working on the approvals
by monday. My phone is also 234-1-7753681. However, I
will try to call you probably by monday.
Regards,
Scotty.
_____________________________
Dear Scotty:
I have faxed the documents this morning. However, I am very much bothered
by the flippant and insensitive attitude of the Princess, who has made fun of my
elaborate efforts to arrange suitable accommodations for her in Gila Bend. I
believe I deserve an apology from the ingracious wench.
Brad Christensen
_____________________________

Dear Brad,
I can understand how you feel and am sorry if you are
offended. Not that I am not grateful or that I doubt
you in any way, it is just that, I always find it very
difficult in expressing my feelings. So many people
had been annoyed with me before concerning this issue
of been ungrateful.
Consequently, I have told you about my orientation in
the palace which made me to always look naive of
certain social issues.
Believe me, I am grateful and will continue to be as
long as you still maintain your promises to me now and
when I get to US.
More so, am in contact with Mr Scotty and he said he
had written you sending the requested fax number to
you.
Hope to read from you tomorrow.
I am sincerely yours,
Princess.
_____________________________
My Once-Again Beautiful Princess:

Thank you for your wonderful apology. I only wish I could have received it on
Friday, for it would have spared me a sad and emotionally frustrating weekend
in the mansion on the hill. I wept for several hours on Saturday, tears streaming
out of my good eye and a thick, yellowish discharge oozing from my socket. But
today, it is as if I have been reborn! Thanks again for your e-mail. I promise that
before you come I will purchase an eye patch. I will look like a handsome pirate
and you will be my bawdy strumpet. Oh, what a glorious time we will have as I
unleash my mighty sword and chase you around the mansion on the hill! I am
counting the days until we meet. I'm also stocking up on Viagra, for that sword
has grown a tad rusty in the past decade or two. As always,
Brad Christensen
_____________________________
Dear Scotty;
Princess Maria sent me a very gracious letter of apology today, showing that
she indeed does have a kind heart and very good sense. I am eager to get
started in this lucrative business opportunity and successful long-term
partnership with the Princess.
Brad
_____________________________
Dearest,
Nice to hear from you this morning. Infact, I had to
come out earlier today to read from you as you
reported me to Mr Scotty yesterday. Anyway, I
appreciate your acceptance of my apology, am so happy
about it.
I really feel am already with you and
much about your eye problem as I know
fault. I value your inner person more
physical appearance and I think, that
human beings.
do not worry
is not your
than the mere
is what make up
Dear Brad, guess what!!! my birth is on the 10th of

August. I just taught of having you arround for the
celebration or will you send me any birth day present?
I will appreciate it if you can.
My mom and sister extends their regards and greetings
to you and I hope to reading from you tomorrow.
I remain yours,
Princess.
_____________________________
My Dear Wonderful Princess:

Do not worry about Scotty. In another e-mail yesterday I told him about your
gracious apology and how much it was appreciated. Also, I agree fully with your
statement about inner beauty. I wish more people adopted your deep
philosophy regarding human relations and life. We would have a much better
world.
Unfortunately few people share our beliefs. Therefore I purchased a fine black
velvet eye patch yesterday, as well as a dozen bottles of Captain Morgan Rum.
The eye patch actually has a picture of a pirate on it that glows in the dark! I
hereby invite my bawdy buxom Princess to visit Gila Bend for a proper birthday
celebration in the foam-padded pleasure palace on the hill! You will not have to
worry about security here. The mansion is in Gila Bend's most fashionable
gated community, with the finest razor wire and chain-link fencing available,
plus signs that ensure privacy. Please see the attached photo. I also promise to
hire Squiggy, the compost man, to stand guard while you are here. Before you
arrive, I will need to tell you more about Squiggy so you will not be alarmed. Be
sure to remind me about this.
However, if you are not yet ready for a visit to bountiful Gila Bend, perhaps we
might rendezvous somewhere else. I am open for suggestions. I eagerly await
your response, my tawdry tart.
Brad Christensen
_____________________________
Dear Mr Bradford,
We are very sorry for the delay. The federal high
court rejected the faxed copy of the legal document. I
advise you print out the copy, sign, scan and send
back to me as email attachment.
I wait to receiving the email as soon as possible.
Concerning what you said about Princess, dont mind

her, she is only a kid and have not been exposed to
social life. It is very important we talk on phone and
I want you to call me as I have tried several times to
call you all to no avail. My telephone number is
234-1-7753681.
Regards,
Scotty.
_____________________________
Dear Brad,
Too nice to read from you today and am so happy for
all your preparations for my birthday celebration
coming up on the 10/08/02.I equally appreciate the
attachment there in. It look nice.
Unfortunately, I can't make it to Gila Bend till we
are able to transfer this money to you.Neverthless, am
happy and sure that you are in the mood of the
celebration with me.
Dear Brad, what about a birthday present, will you
send any to me? I will appreciate it if you can.
Mr Scotty called me few mins ago and said the court
rejected the docuement you sent to him because, it
wasn't very clear. Evidently, the agreement note
wasn't clear as well. He was suggesting your sending
to us as an email attachment. Hope you will undestand.
I wait to hear from you soon.
Your Princess.
_____________________________
My Dearest Buxom Princess & Scotty:

I am writing to you both. Scotty, as I mentioned in a previous e-mail to you, the
Princess indeed has apologized in a very gracious and heartfelt manner for her
past behavior. Secondly, when you call me, please use the password "Carp"
when speaking with the receptionist and she'll put you right through. Be mindful
the password changes weekly (last week it was "Scrod"). I am a very busy man
and therefore must screen my calls to escape the barrage of telemarketers.
Some guy named Ed McMahon keeps calling from Publisher's Clearinghouse,
but I refuse to talk to him.
Regarding the request to scan the signed documents, I don't know how to do
this, but will see what I can do. Due to the highly confidential nature of our
business relationship, I do not want to delegate this task to a staff member.
Seems you tell one and within minutes all 50,000 of my employees know.
Should I try faxing again?
Princess: You indeed are the dearest and most delightful trollop around. You
need not travel all the way to Gila Bend to celebrate your birthday with me. We
can select a closer location. My company is authorized to fly me anywhere in
the world except the continent of Africa due to the unfortunate involvement of a
former employee in an elephant tusk-smuggling scheme. The south of France is
lovely this time of year. So is Italy. And romantic Iceland offers the crepuscular
glow of whale-oil lamps and tasty walrus nuggets. The choice is yours, dear.
Brad
_____________________________
Dear Brad ,
Your mail has been received, and I understand the risk
in exposing this transaction to another person
including your workers.
Please Fax the document to 234 9 2720168 with this it
will be ok.
Please as soon as you fax it let me know.
Please princess will call you by 7.30 pm Nigerian
time.
Regards
Mr. Scotty
_____________________________
My Dear Voluptuous Princess:
Thanks for your call. Believe me when I say It was an enormous pleasure for
me to speak with you on the phone. But I cannot understand why you ended the
conversation by simply hanging up without saying "Good Bye." Was it

something I said??
Are you sure you can't break away for a visit in France or Iceland? Regarding
Gila Bend, it my be just as well that you can't come right away. We experienced
some ground subsidence difficulties last night and the mansion on the hill
currently is slanted at about a 40-degree angle. All of the fruit crates and other
furniture slid violently to the northern wall of the doublewide. Fortunately the
foam padding I stapled up saved it, and me, from major damages. I should have
anticipated this calamity because I have been pumping water from beneath the
landfill for many years without any effort to recharge it. It is wonderful drinking
water, really, and still very tasty after you strain and boil it.
In an effort to level the mansion, I have put Squiggy to work digging underneath
the southern foundation. This may take some time, however, and your August
10 birthday is right around the corner. Eventually you will be able to make the
trip, and when you do, I know you will be the finest trull in all of Gila Bend.
Regarding your comments about a well-deserved present, please provide me
with your ring and clothing sizes right away!
Finally, tell Scotty that on my second try the fax went through to his new
number.
With profound love and adoration,
Brad
Part 4
>>> princess maria 07/31/02 11:53PM >>>
Dear Brad,
Good morning. Nice to talk with you on phone
yesterday.In fact, it was my wish to continue talking
with you but am sorry,I did not intentionally cut off
the line, the telephone failed us and bluntly refused
to get through again. You can't believe it, I tried it
for more than 20mins. However, I will try to call you
again.
Also, I would have really loved to travel to meet with
you for my birthday but, I have a very serious problem
here. That was what I was trying to tell you on phone
yesterday, because my statue as princess, am always
involved in one custom and tradition or the other.
This is African tradition for you where one could be
compelled to one bull shit irrespective of weather you
are ready and willing for that or not. You can see one
of the problems I am passing through. Do you know that
even as am here now, I am been monitored seriously by
the Palace security.
Nevertheless, all our plan with Mr Scotty is that,
once we are able to transfer this money to you, we
will secretly process my traveling documents and sneak
out of the country never to come back to Nigeria
again. This will be possible because, I am the only
person restricted not to travel out, my mom and
sisters are very free. So, our fear is that, if I go
out now for the birthday celebration, I may not come
back again after which I will be traveling again
finally to US.
Moreover, I really appreciate your intended gifts. Am
so happy about it but, can you send it to me in
Nigeria here? I will so much appreciate it. If it will
be possible, you email me so that I can then give you
my mailing addresses and sizes.
For the past days now, I always thank God for linking
me to somebody like you, some body who respect my
feelings, wishes and thoughts. I can assure you that
God will bless you very abundantly. Again Dear, bother
not yourself much about whatever plan for me that
stubbornly refuses to be in it's shape, when I come
around, I will assist you in putting them in shape, am
a woman you know, and should know also that, women are
gifted to housing and leaving arrangements.
You are always in my mind and would always be. I
promise.
Finally, I will inform Mr Scotty about the Fax message
just before my going back to the palace this morning.
I hope to read from you by tomorrow as usual and
please, take your work easy ok before they get you
down with work for me.
I remain yours,
princess.
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Dearest Luscious Wanton Princess:
Thank you so much for the explanation of the abrupt halt to our telephone
conversation. It troubles me greatly to hear you have such a difficult time of it
passing through shit. With security watching every one of my movements, I
would encounter the same woes. You need to leave Nigeria as soon as
possible. With a change of climate and diet and one good trip to the Port-OSan, your problems should vanish here in Gila Bend.
I absolutely wish to send my darling doxy gifts for her birthday. Time is running
short, so please provide your address, as well as your ring, hat, shoe, brassiere
and dress sizes. I need to start shopping right away!!
I should also tell you that work to correct the mansion's tilt suffered a small
setback yesterday when Squiggy dug under the northern foundation instead of
the southern foundation. It is now leaning at a 45-degree angle. I have
explained Squiggy's error to him and believe he now understands.
Nevertheless, I have high hopes the project will be completed well before your
arrival. Squiggy's cousin Morty, the manure hauler, has been hired to assist us.
I now am helping, too, and I assure you I can still shovel it with the best of them!
I am counting the hours and minutes until your grand arrival in the mansion on
the hill. Until then I must endure life without you, which can be very challenging
with Squiggy around.
With bountiful love and appreciation,
Brad Christensen
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Dear Mr Bradford,
I have finally received the faxed documents and have
already started working on it.
Possibly, if am able to get legal approvals tommorow,
I will send you a copy.
It is very important we continue on the constant
communication as we continue.
Regards,
Scotty.
____________________________
Thanks, Scotty. I have been communicating with the wonderful Princess daily
and am eager for her to join me in Gila Bend. All the best,
Brad Christensen
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Dearest,
I am very overwhelmed by your choice of words for me
and thats why it hungries me now and then to ready
from you. In fact, your coming into my life had made
me to quickly get relieved of the shock I was going
through following the death of my late father.
I am bent to believe what he told me few mins before
his death that it shall be well with me. Ordinarily, I
was supposed to be shivering as somebody who is about
to change her environment but reverse is the case. You
have put a lot of hope into me. I am as well counting
not even mins but seconds to meeting you. I can't
express my mom's happiness. We have all started
thinking and dreaming like Americans.
If I say you are a very strong person, I don't think
am out of point. So you can even shovel? These are the
kind of things I am not use to at all as I have
servants in virtually everything before the death of
my father.
I so much appreciate your planning to send birthday
gifts to me. Am so happy about it. I would love you to
send it through Mr. Scotty's mailing address because,
if you send it to me to the palace here, I will not
only be in trouble but they will cease the parcel.
The address is;
Mr Nnanna Scotty,
Suit C3/C5,
Beach Plaza,
Plot 1412, Ahmadu Bello Way,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Nigeria.
Note; You should please use only DHL courier service
because, they are the only reliable courier services
here. Other courier services from available
information are not completely reliable at all. Dear

Brad, I just wish you could send a befitting wrist
watch suitable for a Princess, a good ring and shoes.
I would also appreciate receiving a good telephone
handset from you like NOKIA 8890. Hope your princess
is not demanding too much. I assure you, whatever you
sent to me will be regarded as precious as love.
My sizes are;
Shoe; 42,
Suit; 18
Brassiere; 40D
Ring; 14
Hat Normal Size.
Dearest, I went through another stress today. When Mr.
Scotty got to the high court today for the approvals,
I was asked to pay an unexpected 0.1% of the total
amount, which is $23,560.
However, don't worry, I was able to pay the money
because, I had already had savings for the security
company deposit charges/demurrages. Mr. Scotty is with
the receipt of the payment. More so, following the
payment, we have succeeded in getting the approvals
and Mr. Scotty will later today send a copy of the
approved legal document including the signed agreement
note to you via email attachment.
I thanks God for everything and thank him most for
sending you into my life.
I don't feel like stopping but I have to. I wait to
hearing from you by tomorrow.
Stay with all my love and cheers,
Your Princess.
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Dearest Sweet Rotund Princess:
I am happy you are overwhelmed with my choice of words for you, my
wonderfully debauched moll. I will be sending you two e-mails today because I
seek your opinion on some gift ideas and am including pictures as attachments.
First of all, thanks for sending along your sizes. You seem to be a tad larger
than I remember from the photo you e-mailed, but that is fine with me. I will start
budgeting right now for a much larger refrigerator.
The weather is very hot in Gila Bend, and as you will see from the first three
attachments, I am a very practical man who wants to ensure that your days and
nights here are as comfortable as possible. Please let me know which outfits
you prefer, and by all means be honest. Keep in mind that any of them will keep
you cool and comfortable, even during the hottest days in the mansion on the
hill. I will not speculate, at this point, what they may do to my heat level.
In my next e-mail, I will show you some rings.
Brad Christensen
Part 5
Dearest Princess:
You mentioned that you're thinking and dreaming like an American, but I don't
want you to overdo it by watching The Osbournes and insisting we buy an SUV
or something. Having subscribed to National Geographic for months, and
having experienced that magazine throughout middle school, I am a student of
foreign cultures. As such, I am not even sure what type of ring you prefer.
Therefore I am attaching three models:
The first ring was handed out to Diamondbacks baseball fans in
commemoration of the team's stunning World Series victory over the New York
Yankees. Admittedly it resembles a Cracker Jack ring, although in this case
some type of metal actually is involved. This ring is coveted as a prize
possession all over Gila Bend.
The second ring is among the most elaborate I have ever seen in National
Geographic.
The third is made out of diamonds, which I realize are very commonplace in
Africa, since that is where most are mined. I hope you aren't insulted by my
inclusion of this item. If you are, I beg your apology.
Please respond as soon as you can to these gift ideas. Meantime I intend to
have a wonderful weekend dreaming night and day about your abundant
charms.
With gushing streams of love,
Brad Christensen
________________________________
Dear Brother Bradford,
I can assure you that every thing is working out as
planed; I was today at the federal high court for the
approvals and the court had finally given the
approvals. We were charged USD23, 560 representing
0.1% of the total amount, which Princess was able to
pay though, it was not anticipated.
I here attach copies of the approvals, signed
agreement document and the receipt of the payment. You
will keep it as prove to your bank in case they want
to know where you get the money. The original will be
mail to you by courier (DHL).
As it is now, everything is ready for the shipment.
You are to contact your travel agency immediately and
book your traveling schedule to Thailand to enable us
ask the security company to ship the consignment. The
security company told us that it would take three days
from the date of shipment for it will get to Thailand.
We will as well gradually start making our own

traveling arrangement while we wait to hear from you.
I expect your call as soon as you receive the mail on
my tel. 234 1 7753681 and a reply of the mail.
With all my regards,
Scotty.
________________________________
Dear Scotty:
Everything looks very professional and in perfect order. Very good job on your
end, Scotty. Will you be traveling to Thailand? Be sure to bring my porcine
Princess with you. Also, how much money will I need? I have been having
difficulties making international calls so you will have to call or e-mail me.
Actually I prefer e-mails because the written word reduces the possibility of
miscommunication and the chance that somebody might forget something.
However, I welcome a call from the Princess any time of the day or night.
Brad Christensen
________________________________
>>> princess maria 08/02/02 12:25PM >>>
Dearest,
I am so worried because, I want to speak with you
now.I mis you a lot and I won't sleep unless I hear
your voice.
I called your number and they throw me into collect
call and start asking my the number I want to reach.
At the end I was told, the number doesn't go through
connect card.
I wasted almost 15mins without a success. I need you
to send to me your mobile line to be calling you.
Please, call my number now.
Your Dearest Princess.
________________________________
My Porcine Strumpet:
How wonderful of you to feel that way about me! I have been trying to call you
for the past hour, but have finally given up in total frustration and misery, my
arthritic fingers throbbing mercilessly. I am unfamiliar with international calls and
have attempted all sorts of prefixes, suffixes, split infinitives and dangling
participles, but to no avail. I always have my staff place such calls, but in this
case I don't want to let anyone else in on our little secret. I am wondering, when
you called, did you use the correct password? It is "Carp" this week. Next week
it will be "Smelt."
In any case, if we don't connect over the phone lines before the weekend, I will
remain linked like an enormous pulsating artery stretching from Gila Bend
directly to your heart.
In the meantime, I again apologize profusely for suggesting a diamond ring,
which must be so plentiful and common to you in Africa. You are not
commonplace and deserve better. You are royalty, and the most corpulent
trollop I know of. I hope my clumsy offer will not destroy our relationship.
Sometimes I can be such a thoughtless cad! I will try to make it up to you in
some way.
Brad Christensen
________________________________
From: Nnanna Scotty
Dear Brother Brad,
Thanks for commending the documentations, yes we have
to legally and professional back up the transaction as
you know it involves big money.
You will surely meet your Princess in Thailand, as I
will be coming with her. We will all meet in Hotel in
Thailand before we proceed to claim the Gift from the
security company delivery officer in Thailand. That
reminds me please as you are booking your fligh make
Hotel reserves ion for us, as we will all like to stay
in one Hotel.
We have not know how much the security company will
ask us to pay for shipment, so I can not say how much
you need to travel with, we will know when we order
for the shipment. The Security Company told us that
service and shipment cost would be paid in Thailand

when we are to claim the Gift. But I believe it will
not be much.
The only money we know will be paid to the Security
Company Strong Room before they release the Gift for
shipment is the storage fees of US$ 10,000 for three
years total $30,000 as it is stated in the deposit
certificate I send to you last time. Princess and her
Mother have saved the money and keep to pay when the
time reach. It was part of the money that we used to
pay $23, 650 to get the legal document.
I do not have any problem in communicating you by
email,butyou know there is always spirit of belongings
when you hard voice of a Brother, I will not tell how
Princess fills after she spoke with you last time.
I have to stop here, have a pleasant weekend as I
expect your mail by Monday.
God bless.
Scotty
________________________________
Dear Scotty:
I remain extremely impressed with your expert planning and coordination of this
transaction. It is comforting to know that my future is in such capable hands. I
eagerly await the trip to Bangkok, Thailand. Please let me know exactly when I
should be in Thailand and I'll make my airline reservations immediately. I also
will be honored to arrange the hotel accommodations for all of us. That is the
least I can do. While I do not want to seem overly aggressive, perhaps two
rooms would be sufficient, with the Princess and I doubling up. I will be bringing
some birthday presents with me for the Princess and was thinking perhaps she
could make good use of some of them. What do you think?
Brad Christensen
________________________________
Dearest and Most Precious,
I had a sleepless night yesterday because, I did not

hear from you and I was just awake all through the
night thinking about you. Imaging what made me to risk
coming out of palace in the late evening yesterday.
Reading from you this morning have brightened my day.
Actually, I did not talk about the gift samples you
sent to me in my second email of yesterday because, I
felt we could have talked about it on phone. I really
reall appreciate all the samples and I have also seen
that you want the best for your Princess.
I would say here that, which ever one you there
cherish and feel is the best for me is the one I want
ok. I will continue waiting for the day we shall
celebrate our love together.
I really tried to call you yesterday and I wasted a
lot of time and energy all to know avail and I am also
sorry, you could not get through me on phone. I really
don't know what actually happend because my number was
very ok and I informed Peter that I was expecting your
call. My number again is 234-1-4807139. I would
appreciate to have your mobile line so that I can be
calling you direct than all this protocols and stress.
There is also the need of your calling Mr Scotty as
well.
More so, I really also love to hear you are keeping
our affairs very secret.
Dearest, I would like you to send those gifts by
monday ok. If it will be possible, I will appreciate
it so much. Remember my love waits for you now and
always.
Hope to read from you by monday and I still expect
your call too.
Finally, what about our arrangement towards meeting in
Thailand. Hope you are putting it in your agenda.
Love,
Princess.
________________________________
Dearest, Most Corpulent Moll Imaginable:
With the very capable Scotty at the helm, it won't be long now until we meet in
Thailand. I am ready to fly out today, if Scotty says that's possible, and I will
arrange for the finest lodgings in all the land. I intend to pack tonight and will
bring all of the presents I showed you with me. I also will pack some amazing
videos and interesting gadgets. What a glorious time we will have!
My love for you is bigger than a thousand-pound giraffe. It runs stronger than a
speeding tractor and burns hotter than a hydrogen bomb. In fact, the fuse is
down to the nub right now and I'm ready to explode. Run for cover, batten the
hatches and man the battle stations, babe, because here I come!! Please tell
me your feelings are at least half as intense because if they're not, I shall never
recover and will live my remaining days as a recluse in the desert.
I should also tell you the mansion on the hill should be in perfect working order
by the time you arrive in Gila Bend. Work to correct the tilt progressed
fantastically over the weekend. In fact we have reached the point where the
mansion reacts a bit like a teeter-totter, depending on wind conditions and
which end of it you are standing at. In another couple days we'll be finished and
the mansion will be fit for royalty.
I have tried twice already this morning to call you. Frankly I do not know what
the problem is. Possibly your phone is malfunctioning. I intend to also purchase
that Nokia phone you mentioned as a birthday present. Anyway, it won't be long
now until we meet.
With absolute love and affliction,
Brad Christensen
Part 6
Dear Brother Bradford,
Thanks for your email. By tomorrow, I will move ahead
to order the shipment and as soon as I finish, I will
inform you the date that we should be in Thailand.
The shipment could have been done today but because,
the needed $31,500 for storage/demurrage fee have not
been completed. Princess and her mother have been able
to raise $26,500 while we still need $5000 to complete
it.
Possible, we are going to add up the money we could
have used to buy ticket to Thailand to complete the
money. That means, we will depend on you for our
ticket fare to Thailand. I only hope you will be able

to assist us as every expenses made will be paid pay
back as soon as we claim the gift in Thailand.
God Bless.
Scotty.
_____________________________
Dear Mr. Scotty:

I am a businessman who deals strictly in cash transactions and have amassed
a substantial personal fortune by conducting business in this manner. In fact, I
do not even have a bank account. Instead I have a large safe in my mansion
where I keep my money, my gold and other valuables. This is why I need to
know how much money I need to bring with me to Thailand. I intend to
reimburse all your travel costs while in Thailand, so please keep an accurate
record of those expenses. I also intend to reimburse the Princess for the full
cost of the storage fee. I am thinking of bringing approximately $42,000 with me
to Thailand. Do you think that amount will be sufficient? Please advise because
I do not want to run short.
Brad Christensen
_____________________________
My Darling/most favorite,
Let me tell you one thing you must understand which am
sure you will hadly believe. You are the first Man I
have fallen in love with even though, I have not seen
you. May be I will attribute it to my statue or the
way my father brought me up. Off course, you should
know am a public figure, I don't know a lot of people
that know me very well. Even when I was an
undergraduate, I was never allowed my own freedom let
alone messing arround. However, it is not a thing of
regret, at least, that gives me the pride am enjoying
today. Dearest, am assuring you that you are the apple
of my eyes.
In fact, my mom was compelled to ask me last saturday
if am getting crazy or what! This is because, I know
something is flowing in me. It is always my wish to be
on phone with you all the time.
I feel
wasn't
atimes
little
so bad to hear you tried my number and it

going. Just don't know why the phone gets crazy
more especially when I needed it most. The only
reason I have is that, the handset is old.
I understand, you wanted to take my birthday gift to

Thailand? Anyway, I actually had wanted them here
before we travel to Thailand because, I could have
loved to put on the dress with shoe to Thailand but if
you prefer other wise, no problems.
Dearest, I am passing through another trouble now, you
remember I told you earlier that, the money my mom and
I saved to pay the security company for their deposit
and demurrage charges that, I have spent $23,560 out
of it for the court approvals. Now, I was asked to pay
the money $31,500 to the company to enable the
shipment be done. I cannot but try to complete the
money with the one we kept for our flight fare to
Thailand.
I am still thinking of how to raise another money for
the ticket. Consequently, Mr Scotty is going to order
the shipment by tomorrow. Darling, I don't mean to
bother you much but could you assist us in this
problem? If you can, I will so much appreciate it. We
will be three in Number that is, My very self, Mr
Scotty and his friend who works with our central bank
and who is coming to assist in opening a bank account
in your name in Thailand where the money will
immediately be deposited after claiming it from the
officials of the security company. After that, the
money will then finally be further transfered to your
bank account in USA.
Dearest, as we find it very difficult to get ourselves
on phone, can we chat by tomorrow that is around 5pm
Nigerian time. Though, I know it won't be easy for me
to leave the palace by that time and your job too. If
we can't, can you call me on Mr Scotty's phone by that
time?
I expect you reply as soon as you receive this mail to
know which one that will be possible.
This is your Darling forever,
Princess.
_____________________________
My Most Plenteous Courtesan:

You indeed are a treasure and an enormous dream come to life.
Now I must confess a small fact I have withheld from you for fear it would
influence our relationship and prevent me from discovering the real you. I am a
millionaire, and quite an eccentric one at that. I have not told you this previously
out of fear that you would be interested in me only for my money. I no longer
harbor such thoughts because I believe your love is pure, boundless and true.
I therefore confess that I have $2.65 million in gold, money and other holdings
in a large safe in my mansion. I have accumulated this fortune by dealing strictly
in cash transactions with business partners. In fact, I do not even have a bank
account. The bank account we open in my name in Thailand will be the first I
have ever had in my life. I will not send money through the mail because I have
tried that in the past and it has been lost or stolen. Therefore, please find a
means to travel to Bangkok because once you get there you will be fully
reimbursed by me for all your expenses, including the security company fees.
I have indicated to Scotty that I have some money (I mentioned $42,000, which
I said I'll be bringing to Thailand for reimbursement purposes), but not the full
extent of my wealth, so please, Princess, keep that as our secret for now until I
get to know Scotty better. I have learned in life that there are many people in
this world who would like to get their hands on my millions.
With abundant love and affliction,
Your Brad
_____________________________
The apple of my Eyes,
You have really spoilt me to the extent that, I hadly
think about any other thing than you. This email gave
me a lot of hopes and believes.
Thanks a lot for this confession. You see, I
misunderstood you when we started, not knowing that
God has given me another father as darling. I do not
blame myself 'cause, am only a novice in that aspect
of life. Just like I told you earlier and you
confirmed it, I don't think true love has to do with
physical appearance and I don't also think that love
has anything to do with money. Love is emotional.
Do you know that my father before he died had prepared

me to marry one Prince from a royal family like myself
but I refused. I only made my father understand that,
I do not look at material wealth. Not because am from
a wealthy family or becuase people say am beautiful.
My believe is that, when I see the person the Lord has
in stock for me, I will know.
I have made God my guidian and protector.
Yes Dear, I don't tell Mr. Scotty anything about my
private life. I only tell him about the transaction
and that is all but I must assure you, I will not tell
him about your been rich ok. It is also important to
tell you little about Mr. Scotty here. He has been
with my late father for 13years as his financial
adviser before his untimely death and his position
made him to be very close to us in the palace. This
and because he is aware of this money are the reasons
why I contacted him for this transaction. Am assuring
you, he is a very good person and recommended to recon
with.
Dear, did I hear you say you never had bank account?
In fact, this is highly needed as this money have to
be transfered to an account from Thailand or have you
forgoten? Please, try to open one and keep it ready
ok. This is very important.
Following my payment of $31,500, we have been able to
order the shipment today and the security company said
that the consignment will arrive in Bangkok, Thailand
by Thursday and it is expected that, when it arrives,
the officials in Thailand will call you indicating the
arrival of the consignment and sudsequentely giving
you an appointment for claiming the consignment.
More so, I quite appreciate your coming over with
enough money but please understand that, as soon as we
are able to claim this money from the security
company, we will have enough money to make other
expenses.
We only needed money to pay the security company for
the delivery charges in Thailand after which they go
and we have the money. According to the airway bill
they gave us which I have asked Mr Scotty to attach
for you, the delivery charges was $28,000 and that is
the only money needed in Thailand.
Dearest, I am really expecting you to assist me on
that payment please as I am already in a serious
shortage of money after all these payment of which, I

am still thinking on how to raise our air ticket.
Mr Scotty had earlier submited our documents for
Thailand visas and I am looking earnestly to our
meeting in Thailand very very soon. Remember to keep
yourself for me and me alone.
I wait to hear from you very soon.
This is your Princess.
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Dearest Most Copious Slattern on Planet Earth:

Thank you for your marvelous e-mail. My love now breathes hotter than a fouralarm taco and burns brighter than a 100-watt bulb. It knows no bounds and it
never rests. It sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake. It
hungers for your soft lips as it stands guard throughout the night.
My love is bigger than a bread basket and as endless and beautiful as an ocean
with no sharks and no irritating salt residue. If I am the apple of your eye, you
certainly are the melon of my mine. And soon we will be together as one
glorious fruit salad. I am counting the minutes, seconds and fractions of
seconds until that happy day arrives!
Thanks for the information about Scotty. It makes me feel more trusting of him.
But please still do not mention my $2.65 million in holdings to him just yet. I
have opened a bank account, but only for the temporary receipt of the
transferred money. I do not trust banks at all and once I return to Gila Bend my
share of the money will go directly into my vault.
I still intend to bring at least $42,000 with me to Thailand to reimburse you
completely for your expenses and to pay for the hotel and meals of all of us.
Please see what you can do to raise airfare because I simply do not send
money through the mail. You will only need to buy one-way tickets since I will
bring money to Thailand for your trip to the USA.
I should tell you that the project to correct the mansion's severe tilt was
progressing well ahead of schedule until we hit a roadblock yesterday
afternoon. As you may recall, the northern end of the mansion dipped at a 45degree angle due to sudden ground subsidence and an error on Squiggy's part.
Well, we excavated underneath the south foundation until nearly reaching the
middle. Then we dug underneath the western and eastern foundations as far as
we could. Now the mansion is supported only in the middle and we fear that if
we dig any more it will fall and crush us into an unsightly puree. The vault has
been moved directly to the center to keep the mansion balanced. Now even a
gentle breeze will cause the whole structure to spin slowly like a merry-go-
round. I am thinking of keeping it this way because the movement feels very
comforting. I think you'll like it very much.
That's all for now. With abundant love and affliction,
Brad
_____________________________
From : Nnanna Scotty
To : Brother Bradford,
Everything is set as we have finally ordered the
shipment today. It was really difficult before
Princess could complete the $31,500, which was paid to
the Strong Room of the security company before the
release of the consignment to the shipping department
who now shipped the consignment to Thailand. Find
attached receipt for the payment.
Find attached also copy of the Airway bill for the
shipment by the security company. The security company
tells us that the gift will reach Bangkok (Thailand)
by Thursday or Friday. Looking at the airwaybill, we
will not need up to $42,000 as you budgeted since the
waybill only speld out only $28,000 and you know as
soon as we claim the box, we have enough money for
every other expenses we may need.
The Security Company told us that their delivering
officer in Thailand Mr. Lamin Johnson will contact you
as soon as the consignment reaches Thailand. Your
phone number and email address is being included in
the Airwaybill to enable them contact you.
By tomorrow, we will be proceeding to the traveling
agency to arrange for our coming over so that we will
meet in Thailand. I will be coming with the Gift code
and the key so that once we receive the Gift we can
open a domiciliary account, arrange and deposit the
money in the account. You are to immediately arrange
for your traveling to Thailand and as soon as you have
a date to be in Thailand you let me know so that I
will work our flight schedule on the same date.
It is obvious that we will be having problem in
raising air ticket as all the cash at hand has been
spent today. Princess and her mother are still looking
for a way to raise the money as you they cannot go and

borrow people money because of their statues. However,
we will up date you as the day goes on possible before
this people confirm the arrival the consignment in
Thailand. I will be able to tell you if we were able
to raise the ticket money or not because, that remains
the only outstanding problem. To send money here, will
only be possible by Western Union Money Transfer which
is electronics transfer. With that, we get money the
same day you send it.
I expect your return mail confirming your traveling
schedule.
Regards.
Nnanna Scotty.
_____________________________
Dear Mr. Scotty:

Good news. There is a United Airlines/Northwest flight that leaves Phoenix
tomorrow (Wednesday) and arrives in Bangkok, Thailand at 11:25 p.m. on
Thursday, Aug. 8. This would allow us to conduct our business this Friday,
before the weekend. Will this work for you? Please respond promptly because I
need to buy my tickets right away and also make hotel reservations for us all.
Brad Christensen
_____________________________
My Dearest Corpulent Trollop and Scotty:

Suddenly there is bad, horrid and terrible news. Squiggy's mother, who is a
long-time friend of mine, has passed away in Boise, Idaho. The funeral is
scheduled for this weekend and I will be flying to Boise tomorrow to assist
Squiggy and his family with arrangements. This means we will have to wait until
next week to meet in Thailand, something that compounds my grief and
sadness immeasurably.
I will be back in the office on Monday, August 12, and unfortunately will not
have access to my e-mail until that time. On Monday, however, I intend to make
immediate arrangements to take the first plane out of here to Thailand.
Scotty: This Lamin Johnson person you mentioned has not yet contacted me. Is
this a problem since I will not be available until Monday?
Princess: You are the melon that makes the fruit salad taste so sweet, and as
the apple of your eye, my juices await your tender squeeze. It pains me so that
our lips will not meet 'til next week. It seems it's such a long and winding road
that leads to your heart. I imagine the day I'll be saying, good day, sunshine, as
we stroll through strawberry fields forever. But right now I simply feel like the
fool on the hill.
I have had the opportunity to investigate several hotels and below have
attached photos of one called the Windsor Suite Hotel at 8 Sukhumvit Road in
Bangkok. It is a prestigious five-star hotel with massage service, sauna room,
whirlpool jacuzzi, squash courts and horseback riding. I am planning to reserve
two of their largest rooms, called Minister Suites, for the three of us.
I will be thinking of my sugar plum throughout the funeral.
With everlasting love and affliction,
Brad
_____________________________
>>> princessmaria34 08/07/02 04:44 >>>
The sugar in my tea,
Very very happy to read two mails from my dearest
and ever precious one. You know what!!,my breakfast for
the past days weeks is always your sweet mails. Am
already satisfied this morning with these two heart
melting ones.
Your perfect choice of hotel added colours to my
over fed belly. I looked at the picture and I immediately
asumed to have been there already with you. As I
always tell you; I remain grateful to God for
meeting you.
I felt so sorry about squiggy's mother's death. So
you will be traveling to Idaho to be with him? Thats
very ok and it implies the wise saying, " a friend in
need is a friend in deed" Actually, we were planning to
be in Thailand by next week before the news because, we
anticipated our meeting to be at the same time with
the arrival of the consignment/appointment in
Thailand. Again, Mr Johnson not to have contacted
you is not late at all because, according to what they
told us in the security company's office here, they
said their official in Thailand; one Mr Lamin Johnson
will contact you as the beneficiary right after the
arrival of the consignment in Thailand. Hence, you
should be expecting Mr Johnson's contact as from

Thurday that is tomorrow and Friday.
We also included your email addresses in the shipment
airway bill in case they find it difficult like us to
get you on phone. This is the reason why Mr Scotty
and I felt our traveling should be as from Monday with
reference to your appointment with Mr Johnson.
Frankly, I am so happy to hear you have opened an
account in US. This is very good for this money.
Dearest, you are so sweet, imagine!! you have given
me a clear picture of what I should be expecting in
Gila Bend. You do that on daily bases. I like that so
much and as Mr Squiggy is presently mourning his mother,
the job has to stop for some time now and probably
will continue after my arrival to Gila Bend.
I sincerely hope that God will see me through on the
air ticket and I am warming up seriously for our
taking off by next week. I wish you a nice day with
all my love and hope to read from you soon.
This is ever yours,
Princess.
Part 7
Brother Brad,
We are shock as I got your mail with news about the
death of your friends mother, may her gentle sole
rest in perfect peace.
Next week is ok; this will as well give us time to
arrange for our traveling.
I am sure if Mr. Johnson calls you on phone and could
not get you he will send email before you come back on
Monday. So once you return on Monday before you fly
you should first contact Mr. Johnson with any contact
address he give either by phone or email and fix the
claiming date to enable him arrange for the deliver of
the Gift to us.
Please as you return back on Monday, also let me know

the phone number and room number of the Hotel to
enable us locate the Hotel when we arrive Thailand.
You have as well choosing a good Hotel.
We wish you save journey for the burial funeral,
except to hear from you on Monday as soon as you are
back.
God bless.
__________________________
>>> "lamin lamin" 08/12/02 05:57AM >>>
DEAR SIR,
PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT YOUR CONSIGNMENT FROM THE
INTERNATIONAL CLEARING
HOUSE LAGOS OFFICE,IS NOW IN BANGKOK THAILAND FOR IMMEDIATE
RELEASE TO YOU.
YOU ARE BY THIS MESSAGE DIRECTED TO MAKE URGENT ARRANGEMENT
AND PROCEED TO
BANGKOK FOR THE COLLECTION OF THE CONSIGNMENT.
CONTACT ME ON TELEPHONE NO 66-1-7419126 FOR FURTHER
INFORMATION AND
DIRECTIVES.
CONGRATULATION AND BEST REGARDS
LAMIN.O.JOHNSON
RELEASING OFFICER
__________________________
Darling,
I am very worried because, I need to hear from you.
Are you back from Idaho? What about Mr Squiggy? Have
you also heard from the man in Thailand concerning the
arrival of the consignment and subsequent booking of
the appointment with him? The consignment according to
the security company must have arrived their office in
Bangkok Thailand by latest Friday last week.
Am happy to inform you that we have been able to get
our flight ticket money infact, everything about our
leaving for Thailand is ready. We got money by selling

my mother's car. We also find out that, we could get
flight to Thailand any day and we are just ready for
it once we hear from you.
Mr Scotty is also ready.
Dear, the stress I went through to get this money
really effected my birth day celebrations and I missed
you so much too.
I wait to hear from you today.
This is your Princess.
__________________________
Dearest Most Voluminous Slattern in the Land:

So marvelous to hear from you after a very sad and emotionally draining
funeral. Squiggy, poor soul, had a very tough time of it. He now says he is
retiring from the compost business due to an overwhelming fear that simply
picking up a shovel will cause him to re-experience the immeasurable grief of
his mother's burial. I am thankful we finished our work on the mansion last
week!
Now for some fantastic news: I have received word from Lamin Johnson that
the consignment has arrived, and I will reply to him just as soon as I'm through
with this e-mail.
Now for some incredibly fantastic news: I have booked a flight that leaves
tomorrow (Tuesday, Aug. 13) at 7:30 a.m. and arrives in Bangkok, Thailand on
Wednesday, August 14, at 10:50 p.m. It is United Airlines flight 875. Total travel
time is more than 25 hours, so I'll be getting plenty of beauty rest for my
Princess. I have packed your presents, including some surprise gifts, my
glowing-pirate eye patch and $50,000 to reimburse you for your troubles. I
assure you this will be an experience you'll never forget.
I suggest that you and Scotty also arrive as early as possible on Thursday
morning so we can get started immediately. Go directly to the Windsor Suites
Hotel, where I have reserved two Minister suites (their largest rooms). The
hotel's address is 8-10 Sukhumvit Soi, 20 Sukhumvit Road, Bangkok. The
phone number is 662-262-1234. I tried calling from Arizona, but couldn't get
through due to my persistent difficulties in placing international calls. I therefore
reserved the rooms via e-mail and received immediate confirmation. The hotel's
web site is www.windsorsuiteshotel.com.
Until we meet, my love will remain trapped like creatures under a rock,
struggling to experience sweet daylight. Yes, if I am the sugar in your tea, and
you are the sweetener in my coffee as well as the lox on my bagel, the butter on
my bread and the mustard on my wiener. You are everything. You are morning,
noon and night to me. You are the beautiful songbird at the glorious sunrise.
And I, well I am the walrus. Coo-coo-ca-chew.
With overpowering love and affliction,
Brad
__________________________
Dear Mr. Scotty:

I have received an e-mail from Mr. Johnson carrying the absolutely wonderful
news that the consignment has been approved and everything is in order for our
meeting in Bangkok.
I have booked a flight that leaves tomorrow (Tuesday, Aug. 13) at 7:30 a.m. and
arrives in Bangkok, Thailand on Wednesday, August 14, at 10:50 p.m. It is
United Airlines flight 875. I have opened a bank account for receipt of the funds.
I also will be bringing plenty of cash with me to help defray any expenses.
Please arrive with the Princess as early as possible on Thursday morning so we
can get started immediately. Go directly to the Windsor Suites Hotel, where I
have reserved two Minister suites (their largest rooms) for us. The hotel's
address is 8-10 Sukhumvit Soi, 20 Sukhumvit Road, Bangkok. The phone
number is 662-262-1234.
I already have provided my dearest Princess and Mr. Johnson with my flight
schedule and hotel information.
All the best until we meet,
Brad
__________________________
Dear Brother Brad,
Thanks for your mail, we thank God that every thing is
working out as planed. We are happy that you have
confirmed that the Gift is now in Thailand.
We are set to travel tomorrow night, Princess and her
mother has been able to raise the ticket money but
when I went to the airline this afternoon, I find out
that the money is not enough for the ticket and basic
traveling Allowance (BTA).
Please, as a matter of urgency, you must send to us
today by Western Union Money Transfer $4,500 to
complete the Basic Traveling Allowance and the air
ticket as the money Princess and her mother raised is
not enough.
For directives on how to send the money, please
contact the Western Union Money Transfer Office in USA
with telephone number 8003256000. Tell them that you
want to send money to Nigeria; they will direct you on
how you will send it. It is the only way money can be
send and we get it same day.
The name to use is;
NNANNA SCOTTY
LAGOS NIGERIA.
As soon as you send the money, send the control number
to me immediately to enable us leave by tomorrow
night. If we were able to leave for Thailand by
tomorrow night, we will be in Thailand by Thursday
morning and once we arrive, we will move straight to
the hotel.
Please, do not give excuse for not sending this money,
as it will frustrate our plans of moving tomorrow.
There is no other way for us to get more as you see,
Princess and her mother have sold her mothers car.
God bless you as I wait for your urgent reply.
Scotty.
__________________________
Dear Mr. Scotty:

I am sorry, but as I have said before I am a wealthy businessman who did not
get that way by foolishly sending money sight unseen! I do not know you
personally, and while you appear to be a trustworthy soul, there is a small
possibility that you could keep the money I send you and not allow the Princess
to fly to meet me. That is a risk I cannot take because I cherish my courtesan
Princess. As I mentioned previously, I am bringing plenty of money with me
(more than 10 times the amount you quoted below) and will make a full
reimbursement of all expenses and fees paid to date.
I am seriously thinking about canceling my trip to Thailand in favor of simply

flying my Princess directly to the United States to be with me right away and
permanently. I have not mentioned this to you, but I happen to have plenty of
money in which I could support the Princess in grand style for the rest of her
life. Please let me know your thoughts in this regard because I have already
booked my flight to Bangkok and would need to cancel right away.
Warm regards,
Brad
__________________________
Brother Brad,
Do not cancel your flight schedule. We are not beggars
and we have not told you any lies. I only told you our
problem. If up till this time you have not trusted me,
I believe by the time we meet in Thailand, you will
believe in me and also trust me.
I will try to see if I can borrow money here but if by
the end of tomorrow, am unable to get money, I will
send Princess ahead of me with the money we have to
meet you in Thailand tomorrow night so that by the
time you claim the gift, you send money for me to meet
you up in Thailand.
Stay Blessed.
Scotty.
__________________________
Dear Mr. Scotty:

I will take you at your word that you will be able to earn my trust and respect. As
such, I will move forward with my flight plans and depart promptly at 7:30 a.m.
tomorrow for Bangkok where I finally will be united with my Princess. Hopefully
you also will be able to make the trip and assist us with the financial transaction.
Looking forward to seeing the Princess, and you, too, on Thursday morning.
All the best,
Brad Christensen
__________________________
Wonderful Princess, Mr. Scotty and Mr. Johnson:

Just a brief note to let you know I have arrived safely in Bangkok with my
laptop, gifts and money. However there has been an unfortunate complication.
The stupid twit of a cab driver dropped me off at the wrong hotel. I clearly told
him to bring me to the Windsor Suites Hotel and he nodded as if he understood.
While driving, I kept talking about my corpulent Princess and how eager I was to
meet her, and he kept nodding. Apparently his tiny brain did not understand
much English because he focused on the word "Princess" and dropped me off
at the Royal Princess Hotel on Larn Luang Road. Before I realized his mistake,
he was gone.
At that point, after at very bumpy 25-hour flight, I was too exhausted to deal with
another cab driver and hunt for the Windsor Suite Hotel. Therefore I decided to
spend the night here at the Royal Princess. When I awake tomorrow morning I
will come immediately to the Windsor Suites and connect with my Princess and
my newfound brothers. See you then, but for now good night.
With everlasting love and affliction,
Brad
__________________________
>>> "lamin lamin" 08/14/02 09:23PM >>>
DEAR SIR,
PLEASE CONTACT ME ON 01-7419126 IMMEDIATELY.
JOHNSON
__________________________
Brad,
Where are you? Have checked you in the hotel and did
not see you. Very confused and frustrated here and
need to hear from you very urgent.
Please get back to me immediately.
Scotty.
__________________________
Dear Mr. Scotty:

Didn't you see my last e-mail? The idiot cab driver brought me to the wrong
hotel. I was going to come to Windsor Suites directly after sleeping the night at
the Royal Princess Hotel, but now I'm worried and unsure about this whole
arrangement. Why hasn't the Princess contacted me at all since last weekend? I
fear that you have left her in Africa and that this may be a setup for a huge
disappointment on my part. Where is my porcine strumpet? What have you
done with her? I will temporarily go to another hotel until I hear word from my
Princess that everything is okay and that she has arrived in Bangkok.
Brad Christensen
__________________________
Dear Brad,
I have been expecting big supprises from you, and here
is it.
We will be boarding the next available flight back to
Nigeria. We will still get anther person who will help
us to claim out the gift.
I will get back to you for power of attorney that will
enable anther person to take over from you.
Thanks,
Scotty
__________________________
Dear Mr. Scotty:

Go right ahead because I am not interested in this deal without the ability to
meet my Princess. As you know, I am independently wealthy and will simply
take my gifts and money with me back to Gila Bend. I am very disappointed in
you Scotty. Why did you lure me to Bangkok and then not bring the Princess
with you???
Brad Christensen
__________________________
Dear Mr. Scotty:

I have relocated to a hotel on Sukhumvit Road that is near the Windsor Suites
so that I can attempt to monitor your activities through a telescope. I have
decided to stay here one full week to provide sufficient time for the Princess to
arrive. Please have her send word as soon as she reaches Bangkok. Perhaps
we can patch up our misunderstanding and get moving once again on our
business partnership.
All the best,
Brad
__________________________
Dearest Porcine Princess:

Where are you and are you alright? I have not heard from you since Monday
and I fear the worst - that Scotty has left you in Africa, possibly bound and
gagged, for reasons known only to him. I am here in Bangkok, but not at
Windsor Suites. I am at a nearby hotel awaiting word from you that are well and
have arrived. I do not trust Scotty yet and have no intention of meeting him
unless you are with me.
I am very worried that something dreadful has happened to my Princess. I am
wondering if Scotty has beaten you or chained you up because it is not like you
to abruptly break off communications with the apple of your eye and the sugar
in your tea. My money, my gifts and, most of all, my love await you, my sweet
melon. I cannot eat. I cannot sleep. My eye-socket discharges are out of
control. Anxiety is slowly consuming my innards as I wait worried and fretful
here in Bangkok for your heartfelt reply.
Brad Christensen
__________________________
Dear Wonderful & Possibly Dead Princess:
I have not heard from you in a week, despite my desperate e-mails seeking
information on whether Scotty brought you to Thailand with him, or if he left you
in Africa bound and gagged in a cold, dark basement somewhere. Certainly you
would have responded to me by now!!!
That is why I fear for your life and believe there must have been some type of
foul play. If you are alive and well respond immediately to this e-mail. Otherwise
I shall have no alternative other than to alert the Nigerian Police, the FBI, Secret
Service, the Royal Canadian Mounties, and all other law enforcement agencies
and available security guards. I will send them all to Mr. Scotty's address at:
Suite C3/C5,
Beach Plaza,
Plot 1412, Ahmadu Bello Way,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Once they jail Scotty, I am hopeful the interrogation will provide information
leading to your whereabouts. I only hope and pray my corpulent trollop is alive,
even if beaten beyond recognition and missing a few limbs.
Brad Christensen
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Hello,Mr.Brad.I received your email and I tried to

From Mr. Edwin Worsh

I want us to meet face to face to build confidence and to

Dear Edwin Worsh:

----- Original Message ----From: edwinworsh edwinworsh

----- Original Message ----From: Brad Christensen

Dear Edwin Worsh:

----- Original Message ----From: edwinworsh edwinworsh

Sent: Tuesday, August 23, 2005 6:51 AM

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I have written you several mail without response from you

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Dear Mr. Christensen,

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some of the paper

With regards to your calling me you can just dail 011 as i

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My Dear Princess Ojo:

helping you out. I am knowledgeable of a great many investment opportunities

However, even though I am always highly involved in a lot

Dear Princess Ajo:

Regarding confidentiality, I will keep your secret under my hat, which is at

security and also the line of investment

>>> "princessmaria ojo ofem" 07/13/02 12:25AM >>>

Dear Princess Ajo:

>>> Mr Nnanna Scotty 07/16/02 09:24AM >>>

money and further order the bank to transfer it to

Dear Mr. Scotty:

Dear Princess Ajo:

>>> "princessmaria ojo ofem" 07/18/02 05:47AM >>>

However, I respect you so much as I have already regarded

No I haven't. He never sent me his attachments and I question whether he is

>>> Mr Nnanna Scotty 07/22/02 01:28PM >>>

Also, I would prefer greater specificity in Paragraph (v) of the Mutual

My Wonderfully Beautiful Princess:

Have a nice day.

>>> princess maria 07/29/02 08:09AM >>>

My Once-Again Beautiful Princess:

Dear Brad, guess what!!! my birth is on the 10th of