MHB Pawz: It Is I, Batori

Published on Apr 14, 2013

MHB Pawz Episode 03: It Is I, Batori: Welcome Batori, half good and half evil. Listen to what he has to
say. And he is in love with Heather Shebu. How unfortunate. Just think of him as another Michael HunterBathory. Only with paws. See what I did there?

MHB Pawz: Heather and Tabitha, the Shebu Sisters

Published on Apr 13, 2013
MHB Pawz Episode 02: Heather and Tabitha, The Shebu Sisters: In this episode, the Shebu sisters,
Heather and Tabitha, are introduced. They immediately realize that Bargo and Ruth are missing. They
argue and talk things out. On a quick note, Heather and Bargo are somewhat girlfriend and boyfriend,
while Tabitha has been known to mess with Ruth a lot and put him down, but in the same time, has deep
feelings for him.

Army Dudes: Andre and Ahmed in the Jungle

Published on Apr 12, 2013
MHB Army Dudes Episode 01: Andre and Ahmed in a Jungle: Army veterans and recruits Andre and
Ahmed are in a jungle with the urge of killing someone, especially Andre, with his ignorance. Ahmed, on
the other hand, is quite the opposite of Andre, but is really hostile when insulted, and is a true metalhead.
Watch to see what they talk about in this episode.

MHB Pawz: Bargo and Ruth Stuck in a Gay Twilight Zone

Published on Apr 12, 2013
MHB Pawz Episode 01: Bargo and Ruth Stuck in a Gay Twilight Zone: To kick this off, Bargo Ebu and
Ruth the Boy-Bunny wake up in some love dimension, and are stuck there. During this, they discuss how
they can try to get out of there.
Dialogue:
Bargo: Where in the fuck are we dude?
Ruth: I am fucking tripping man!
Bargo: It looks like we were warped into another dimension! A gay-ass love place... sigh... lolololol
Ruth: Okay... is it me or do those hearts look like gigantic gargantuan asses from fat obese women? Not
offending anyone, I am just saying... hahaha... I am so fucking cruel... but yeah HOW THE FUCK DO WE
GET OUT OF THIS PLACE?!
Bargo: I suggest nuking it like Hiroshima and Nagasaki!
Ruth: No offense but ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?! That will kill us, too, bro!
Bargo: How exactly... will it kill us?

Ruth: I mean, come on, my friend! Think about it! If it falls down on us, we are turned into ashen dust! But,
then again, what the fuck does that have to do with this gay-ass "twilight zone"?!
Bargo: I stand corrected... but I digress! I am guessing YOU... out of all creatures... ehh, I don't know...
DOES INDEED have an idea that can be useful to us, before we turn into little fucking pussies?!
Ruth: How in the fuck should I know? I am just an average bunny with a squeaky voice! I don't know
much... I wish I knew how to get out of here. We are so fucking doomed!
Bargo: Not quite... we can think of something!
Ruth: I got it! What if we kill each other?!
Bargo: And I am the one who is out of his fucking mind?!
Ruth: Okay, I am sorry, Bargo. It's just one minute we wake up... and the other... we wake up in some
gay-ass pansy-ass love place, like, in the middle of motherfucking nowhere.
Bargo: Yes, Ruth, I understand. I am sure we can find a way out of this godforsaken pie-hole of a fucking
shit-hole place.
Ruth: I am so dumb.
Bargo: Hey, don't fucking say that! Come on, buddie. I am sure if we put our minds into it, we can get out
of here in no time!
Ruth: Two brains are better than one, right?!
Bargo: Right!
Ruth: And we hate this place so fucking much! Right?!
Bargo: Right!
Ruth: Because, I, Ruth
Bargo: And, I, Bargo
Ruth: Will
Bargo: Get
Ruth: The
Bargo: Fuck
Ruth: Out

Bargo: Of
Ruth: This
Bargo: Place! But how?
Ruth: Ehh... I got nothing
Bargo: I guess we are stuck here until something unusual happens, eh?
Ruth: Yeah, I guess... let's see what happens now, buddy

Luchadorz: Burrito Belial v. Nacho Mascarado

Published on Apr 12, 2013
MHB Luchadorz Episode 01: Burrito Belial (brown) and El Nacho Mascarado (sky blue and yellow) talk
trash back and forth before the match begins. Who will emerge victorious?
Dialogue:
Belial: You are a cock-sucking faggot!
Mascarado: And you fucking touch yourself at night, you nasty prick!
Belial: Ohh! Look who is talking about touching yourself at night! This coming from the douchebag who
thinks he is an actual pro wrestler! KEEP FUCKING DREAMING! You are nothing but a wannabe pansyass punk!
Mascarado: Well at least I don't look like Satan had sex with a fucking deformed cow! Do you actually
think that anyone can take your stupid-ass seriously with that stupid fucking outfit?!
Belial: Look who is talking! Why don't you go fuck yourself, you tree-hugging hooker?!
Mascarado: Why don't you stick those bull horns up your ass, you piece of fucking shit?!
Belial: Why would I do that? I am assuming you have mental problems for coming up with such stupid
fucking assumptions, such as, like you say, sticking my own bull horns up my ass!
Mascarado: This is so sad that you don't have a sense of reality, or even a fucking sense of humor. I may
look like I am all talk, but don't test me, motherfucker! I can retaliate at any fucking second!
Belial: So touching! haha don't make me laugh, pendejo! For I am Satan's son, homie! You can't fuck with
me!

Mascarado: More like Satan's bitch

Belial: Satan's bitch is yo momma, motherfucker!

Mascarado: Take it back, you fucking lucha libre wannabe!!!!!!!!!

Historical Figurez I: Einstein Funny Freestyle

Published on Apr 12, 2013
MHB Historical Figurez Episode 01: Albert Einstein, out of all people, comes up with this random rap.
Listen to what he has to say.
Dialogue:
Yo! It's ya boy, Albert mutha fuckin Einstein!
I come here to rap about my shit... and make yo shit look like shit because it's sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shsh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shit!
I don't use autotune... but I do shit on Bethune... my broski Newton is a bafoon... come up to me and I will
kill you in my saloon...
Like a bassoon on crack.... a bison in distress... a gorilla cutting his dick off... boi! Yo yo yo yo! Yo yo yo!
Yo yo! Yo!
Don't you fucking know that e equals M C square, you cunt? All you have is yo swag and yo faggot hippity
hop style bullshit! I am Albert Einstein, the king of brownies, mushrooms, and QAZOIUPTYU!
I have a brain... ohh it's a brain! Ohh it's a brain like no other brain! Watch me say bad words! A LOT OF
THEM!
FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FFFFFFFF I shit on my pants! I am a senile old man! I borrowed pooped and
contraband! From yo momma in that gay boy band!
SAID NO ONE EVER!
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.You know why? Because
THEY
ARE
SO
FUCKING
LAY
Z
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the candle stick, And burned his dick.
Hickory Dickory Clock bSome chick was sucking my cock The clock struck two I blew my goo Dropped
the bitch off at the next block
What's her name? Her name is mother Walrus
Was she grotesque? Fuck yeah! She is as grotesque as a slut's fake ass breast implants!

Once again, I am Albert motha fuckin Einstein, just in case you didn't know... don'tcha know that I will cut
you, you stupid ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o?!
I am the king of physics, bitch! Respect my authority!
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be Couth He
added some Vermouth And slipped his chick a Martini!
What's the moral of the story?!
ZUCCHINI! .............................................. ass

Stikz: Introducing Jung, a sad German pariah

Published on Apr 12, 2013
MHB Stiks Episode 01: Meet Jung, a lonesome German pariah/outcast from someone's imagination. He
is out to kill me! :o
Dialogue (Jung):
Ohh hi... I guess you are probably thinking "what is this bullshit?"
Just so you know, I am just a drawing badly made from someone's fucked up imagination. I have no
vertebrae. No bones. Just a useless drawing that came up in that dumb person's head. And here I am
captive in this horrible, yet horrendous and colorful looking room.
GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
Michael Hunter-Bathory, YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!

Army Dudes: Ahmed Meets A Psycho

Published on Jun 7, 2013
MHB Army Dudes Episode 02: Ahmed Meets A Psycho: In this episode, Ahmed ends up meeting with an
alien-looking human, who happens to be a cannibalistic psychopath. Weirdest part is that he also speaks
German aside from his own tongue.

Stikz: Jung meets Kirk

Published on Jun 1, 2013
MHB Stikz Episode 02: in this episode, Jung meets Kirk, another person who is also isolated, but of
Danish descent. They introduce themselves to each other, and talk about random things. And of course,
they are both part of someone's imagination.
Dialogue:
Jung: Who the fuck are you?
Kirk: I am Kirk. And you?

Jung: Jung. I was just walking, minding my own business.

Kirk: Ohh... I see. Do you believe in God?
Jung: Hell no!
Kirk: Good, because I don't.
Jung: Great. It's all about Satan, then. Right?
Kirk: Nope. Not him either.
Jung: Awesome. Because they are just entities.
Kirk: Exactly.
Jung: Hey, do you know who Michael Hunter-Bathory is?
Kirk: Ohh! That one guy on YouTube who is trying to form his band? He has covered various bands and
shit, correct?
Jung: Correct!
Kirk: What about him?
Jung: I wanna kill him!
Kirk: You can't!
Jung: Why not?
Kirk: Because we are figments of his fucked up imagination, remember?
Jung: Ohh yes I do! How sad of me to say that and not know I said it.
Kirk: It's okay, my friend, but I got a plan! A terrorist... plot... if you will.
Jung: Ohh, you do, don't you? What do you have in mind?
Kirk: Let's go inside his dreams and fuck them in the ass.
Jung: Do dreams have holes?

Kirk: Umm... no...

Jung: Then why the fuck did you say that?
Kirk: I don't know, dude. Probably because I have no brain, vertebrae, or bones.
Jung: Right... moron
Kirk: Your mom and grandma, douchebag
Jung: Do you like Rammstein?
Kirk: Of course!
Jung: But! Does Rammstein like you?
Kirk: No
Jung: Ich bin Autobahn
Kirk: Ich bin you are a retard
Jung: I still like Rammstein
Kirk: Shut up!
// This was kept unreleased since April, so I decided to publish it.

MHB Pawz: There You Are!

Published on Jun 14, 2013
MHB Pawz: Episode 04: There You Are !: It is nighttime, and many days have gone by, as Heather and
Tabitha are waiting for Bargo and Ruth. Funny thing is that the gals don't know the guys are actually
coming back home.
\m/

MHB Pawz: Things We Hate

Published on Jun 12, 2013

MHB Pawz: Episode 13: Things We Hate: Bargo and Ruth just talk about things they hate. And don't
worry, Ruth and Bargo, I will reward you little fucking critters with something for taking your time to
mention the things you guys hate. :3 ... (sike...) // Unreleased since April. \m/

MHB Pawz: Resolve

Published on Jun 10, 2013
MHB Pawz Episode 12: Resolve: Bargo and Heather talk things out, since in the previous episode, Batori
tried to interfere within their togetherness, which really pissed Bargo off. Let's see what ends up
happening in this episode. Let's just hope it is nothing negative.

Army Dudes: Andre In Rehab

Published on Jun 9, 2013
MHB Army Dudes Episode 05: Andre In Rehab: What in the world? Andre is in solitary confinement?
Wow... old news, dude. He has issues he need to work out. Just listen to what he has to say in this
episode. He says some rather odd things, if anything. It just makes you think, "WHAT THE FUCK IS
WRONG WITH THIS BASTARD?!"

MHB Pawz: Beware the Serpent

Published on Jun 9, 2013
MHB Pawz Episode 06: Beware The Serpent...: Meet Atum Gojira, the serpent, with traits of a snake,
dragon, and Godzilla. He is willing to come and kill any being who gets in his way. Be aware. He is one
evil son-of-a-bitch! // Unreleased since April.

MHB Pawz: Ohh! Those Good Ol Times

Published on Jun 8, 2013
MHB Pawz Episode 09: Ohh! Those Good Ol' Times: Nothing much in this brief episode. Just Bargo and
Ruth reminiscing of some good times they had in the past. It's seems to be pretty damn ridiculous of the
things they remember. // Unreleased since April.

MHB Pawz: Meet Heaven and Hel

Published on Jun 8, 2013
MHB Pawz Episode 05: Meet Heaven the Angel and Hel the Devil. In this episode, Hel does whatever he
can to convince Heaven to go on a date with him, as she insinuates to be in refusal. See what happens. //
Unreleased since April.