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    The speaker is angrily ranting about their mother Helen taking their friend Lillian to Paris for a trip. The speaker accuses their mother of having a romantic relationship with Lillian and questions if they will ride bikes together stereotypically in Paris. The speaker is further upset about a cookie at a shower that they did not get to try.

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    Annie's "Stupid Cookie" monologue from Bridesmaids starring Kristen Wiig. I do not own this script.

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    Stupid Cookie

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    The speaker is angrily ranting about their mother Helen taking their friend Lillian to Paris for a trip. The speaker accuses their mother of having a romantic relationship with Lillian and questions if they will ride bikes together stereotypically in Paris. The speaker is further upset about a cookie at a shower that they did not get to try.

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    Are you fucking kidding me?

    Mom: Annie
    No, mom. Motherfucking Paris? I told you about Paris, Helen! I told you about this
    whole fucking idea!
    Lillian: Annie, calm down.
    Lillian, what are youare you gonna go to Paris with Helen now? What are you
    going to do? Are you guys going to ride around on bikes with berets and fucking
    baguettes on the basket in front of your bikes? Oh, how romantic! What woman
    gives another woman a trip to Paris? Am I right? (sung) LESBIAN! Okay?! Yes,
    were all thinking it right?
    Becca: Im not.
    Megan: I was.
    Lillian, this is not the you that I know. The you that I know wouldve walked in
    here and rolled your eyes, wouldve thought this was completely over the top,
    ridiculous, and stupid! Look at this shower! Look at that FUCKING COOKIE! Did
    you really think this group of women was going to finish that cookie? Really? You
    know what, that reminds me, actually I never got a chance to try that FUCKING
    COOKIE. STUPID FUCKING COOKIE.

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