Goodbye and Farewell, Daily Double

By Sophie Biro the Superhero

Volume 44, Issue 18B

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Pick up a Best of the DD at the info booth tomorrow!
The finale of Bob the snowball
By Corey Predella

Im too sad to write more. But Walker said I

have too. So I am. I am so glad that I came
both sessions, because it meant more time
to hang out with all the counselors. I didnt
feel as sad last session when the session was
over, and I tried to be sad with the people
that only go one session, but I couldnt. But
now camp really is over. And thats not what
anyone wants. The only bad thing about
camp is know that it will end, and the only
bad thing about school is to know it will
start. Even though the summer is not yet over
after camp, and Im going on vacation, it still
wont be the same as hanging out with my
friends and the counselors at camp. I dont
want to end this article. I want it to go on and
on until next summer. But that wont happen.
Because after festival day, I wont be coming
back here until next summer. Even though
its something to look forward to, it seems so
far away. My favorite part of this session was
having the dance party at CIT day. I danced
and I was panting after that. But it was worth
it. Now I really cant write more. Goodbye
and farewell, daily double.

Ok Bob fans the big story starts here so half of bob was
Next to the empire state building when all of a sudden
Bob fell into a crack in the road and fell into the sewer
Where am I in a maze? Yup so bob started
To walk and he took lefts and rights until he
Came up to the crocodile this ends now!
So he remembered all those times all those moments where he lost
But this time ill win and he got so mad he turned into electric bob with
Sharp icicle spikes that had red at the end of every spike and bob ran
As hard as he could then he rolled at the mean crocodile and poked him
And the creacher howled and whipped his tale at him and bob flue into the
Wall but then bobs spikes were now electric and bob ran into the crocs mouth
And then a couple seconds later the croc got shocked and bob got his way out
Of the crocs mouth and walked away and found his way back ad got put
Back together and the half of bob told the other half he was made of lightning
And bob stayed safe for the rest of his life and he lived happily ever after
p.s bob says goodbye till next year
Refusing to write a goodbye article
By Katie Predella
Hi everyone. You all know me as that wacked out weirdo in the Daily Double.
Today may be my last writing day, yet I refuse to write a goodbye article.
Why? Only because Ill be back next year, and I have high expectations that
all of you will too! Dont think of this as a goodbye article, think of it as a
see you next year article! And for all of you that arent coming back, well
Have a nice life!

The first day of school

By Ryan Kane
Its sad that camp is
almost over but its
even sadder that school
is almost starting. This
means
homework,
having to get up at 7:00
in the morning, brining
a big, heavy bulky
backpack. The worst is
the work you have to
do. I mean, Im only
going into 4th grade and
its still extremely hard.
And they just make it
harder as you go on.
School stinks, its true.

Final Myth time! This time: a random story.

By Eleanor Dunne

Why Does Camp Have To End?

By Sophie Biro the Superhero

So I asked everyone in Daily double to

give me a random god/mythical person/creature.
I will use them in the story.
One day, the day after Poseidon stole
the horse he said, I already stole the horse and
called it my own. NOW I will TRULY make it
my own! and with one swish of his trident he
made it a unicorn! Just then, Athena and Artemis
(who were best friends at the time) came running
in, fighting a hydra, Minotaur and Cyclops all at
once!!! Artemis was shooting arrows at them,
but it went through them for some reason! They
both tried everything they knew, and it didnt
work. Even when Poseidon tried it didnt work!
Just then, the unicorn came charging forward and
rainbows and sparkly stars came shooting out of
her horn, and disintegrated the monsters! When
the rainbows faded the monsters has turned into
makeup! It turned out, when Poseidon made the
horn, he tapped into the power of Aphrodite!
Then Aphrodite herself stepped out of the mist,
and claimed the unicorn as her own. Poseidon
said no, and Aphrodite got MAD! They decided
to settle the matter in court. Zeus was the
judge, and Athena was Aphrodite lawyer, and
Dionysus was Poseidons lawyer. Obviously,
With Athena as her lawyer, Aphrodite won the
case, and the unicorn was hers. Then Dionysus
Threw a party, and If Aphrodite Knew all about
parties, so she hit the floor! As she was dancing,
Poseidon made a contract saying the horse was
his, and Aphrodite mistook it for an autograph,
and signed it. Too late, she realized she signed
the unicorn away. Eventually, she got over it,
and started watching the Heracles channel. It
was filming Heracles live, doing his 12 acts of
labor. It became her favorite show, and she lived
happily ever after, forevermore.

Even superheroes cant maintain their feeling with

something so sad like camp ending. I wish (and
everyone does) that summer was during the school
year and during summer is when we had to go to
school. The weather would be nice, camp would be
forever, and you would have a great life. During the
school year, the weather would be bad, but only for 8
weeks.

THE END. . .
UNTIL NEXT SUMMER
PEOPLE/CREATURES OTHERS GAVE ME:
Artemis, Zeus, Poseidon, Unicorns, Athena,
Cyclops, Minotaur, hydra, Aphrodite, Dionysus,
and Heracles.

Farewell from Nina & Katie Rants

By Nina Kahn and Katie Predella
So, this is the end of Nina and Katie Rants. FOR
NOW!!!!! If you are coming for next years 2nd
session, there will be more rants in your future!
Hooray!
~Nina and Katie

How Bob the Builder Got Awakened From The

Dead And Went To Jail
By Hannah Rothstein and Mya Grossman
One Day Bob the Builder Was sitting in his
grave and a god popped up out of nowhere and waved
its magic Bottom at Bob. What? Bob thought He
was Alive again! As soon as he was alive he thought
what should I do with the rest of my life?
Then a thought struck him. I should be
EVIL! he thought.
The next day bob robbed the apple store and
took everything. Well the police caught him and put
him in a life sentence of jail.
Then he died again after 7 years of jail.
This time the magical god did not wave its
magical bottom at Bob because he knew that Bob was
evil.
Moral of the story: if a magical god waves its
bottom at you be good.
THE END

An Interview with Alternate Alex

By Alex
A: Alright dude, I have a couple of
questions for you.
AA: Shoot.
A: Yesterday I noticed it said black
teen burgers was that a typo?
AA: Yeah that was a little weird...
A: Whats your favorite food?
AA: Hamburgers.
A: Favorite band?
AA: Imagine Dragons.
A: Camp?
AA: CRCAP.
A: Wait what?
AA: What?
A: You and me are exactly the same! I
thought Alternate meant opposite!
AA: Thats weird. I never thought that
the 2 of us were the same.
A: Are you thinking what Im thinking?
AA: That we should end this?
A: Bingo
AA: Well I have to go back to my
Dimension today.
A: Will you come back again?
AA: Maybe next year.
A: Okay cool! In the mean time Id
like to thank CRCAP for a wonderful
summer! And dont worry (terminator
voice) Ill be back.
AA: See you next year!

Walker Last Lives (no, not his death)

By Sophie Biro the Superhero
As you may know, (if you read the last one) that Walker had made
CRCAP, and something had happened that was really big and made
his life SO much better! That thing was that he became a counselor
at camp. But, thats not the end! Walker has some secrets of being
a counselor! Here they are
1. He still lives on his yacht his house is where his robot lives!
2. He has a lot of money, still, and most of it is hidden in a tree at
campus!
3. He is still married to Sarah, but their relationship is starting to
end!
4. His son is Aaron Gelb (Walker the 8th)
5. He has a pet giraffe, still, and it lives under an invisibility cloak
in the graveyard behind the graveyard.
6. His best friend is the president, he own the guest bedroom
there!
7. In the winter, he stays on the Bahamas on his yacht!
8. He made the IPhone 7 (by himself). Only he uses it!
9. He has the record of most typed words in a minute he did
1,000,000,000!
10. He gets paid 1,000,000 dollars a year!

Super Daily Double

By Will Edwards
Having returned from his adventures with the Doctor, Will decided
the Daily Double writers should be superheroes. So he recruited Roxanne,
Christine and Nina as superheroes. He wouldve recruited Katie, but she had
died of too much fangirling while eating nachos on the Argo 2. So the Daily
Double Crew (DDC) went to Hades to revive her. They annoyed Hades so
much he let Katie go (it helped that Christine threatened to draw a Weeping
Angel).
Then suddenly, the people in the Daily Double not recruited to the
DDC were kidnapped by Walker. So the DDC chased Walker, they caught
him next to a rainbow. But it wasnt just any rainbow, it led to Asgard. Being
a norse mythology fanboy, Will kicked Walker off the cliff and ran up the
rainbow (the hostages werent cool enough to be rescued, dont tell them I
said that).
The DDC met Tyr, who was cursed by Loki to speak in an annoying way.
Yo man, I do think that thou art very chill # yolo swag. Somebody help me!
Will was too busy freaking out over being called chill by a norse god to help.
Thankfully even Loki thought the prank had lasted one sentence too many, so
he undid it and threw the DDC out of Asgard, literally. Kind of a jerk move.
When the DDC crash landed, they were in front of the TARDIS! The
Doctor and Will had a nice reunion while Nina and Christine became the
Doctors new companions. Katie got sick of encountering fandoms she didnt
understand, so she demanded that something Percy Jackson related happened.
Then they were suddenly at camp half-blood, and Katie was revealed to be a
demigod. So she got a prophecy for a quest the DDC had to do.
The quest had them travel around the country. Katie discovered she was
a daughter of Nyx (Goddess of the Night who was around before Kronos, this
also means Katie has the personaifications of Death, Sleep, Doom and many
other things as stepsiblings). Epic battles were fought. Will discovered he was
a son of Erebus (which was awkward because Erebus is Nyxs husband). The
quest ended with a giant battle against Chaos.
The DDC returned to the Daily Double room, the hostages had found
their way back. The TARDIS appeared and Christine and Nina came out of it,
having gone through many adventures with the Doctor. Will decided to write
an article condensing the giant quest into a Daily Double article.
Epilogue:
Will went on to become an activist for non-Olympian gods recognition.
He also tried to write, but kept on procrastinating.
Katie decided to stay at Camp Half-Blood, where she fangirled in
peace without encountering other fandoms.
Christine brought everybody who left this universe back to this
universe.
Nina became a fan-favorite companion and appeared at many
conventions.
Roxanne continued to write awesome articles for the Daily Double
and became the new leader of the Daily Double (because Walker was kind of
dead after Will pushed him off a cliff).

How to find any adult

online
By Ryan Kane and Corey
Predella
Step 1. Get onto Google,
safari, Firefox, or any other
browser.
Step 2. Search www.
linkedin.com
Step 3. Go to where it says
First Name and Last Name
and type in whoever you
want to search.
Step 4. Press Enter and look
for that persons picture.
Step 5. Click on them and
read information about
them.
P.S. Please do not rob
anyone if you find their
address or you will go into
JAIL!

Can you fly?

By Tillie Slosser
1. Can you fly?
A. Yes
B. No
I think you can figure out the
answer

The Inchworm Diaries

By Tillie Slosser (Most words) and Katie Predella
(some words and all typing)
The intro of this story has absolutely nothing
to do with inchworms, but it describes the situation
Katie was in for this. Katie is under mind control, tied
to and evil chair, and has three dart guns pointed at
her. If she does anything wrong, she will be shot and
slapped with a fish multiple times. (Kippy, do not be
offended, copying is flattery). Now for the real story.
Prince Incher the fourth (Incher for short,
inch4@daleef.com is his email if you want to stalk
him, but please dont, he isnt real, this is just a story)
was told to go rescue the princess inchworm, who
was being held by and evil caterpillar. He got up on
his bumblebee, and flew to the daleef to rescue her.
But when he got to the daleef, he found out it was a
restaurant. He was about to leef (the inchworm word
for leave) when he heard screams coming from the
kitchen. He burst into the kitchen, sword ready, but
everyone was just cooking, and some lady had found
a tick in her salad. Then he heard screams again, this
time from the supply closet in the kitchen. He opened
the door, and there was a magical staircase, descending
into utter blackness. Inchworms cant go down stairs,
but Incher thought he could, and nearly stuck himself
with his sword while rolling down the stairs. He fell
into a cave, but he hit the floor so hard, he fell through
the cave, and into a hallway, which was colored gray.
He went down the hallway, and encountered a giant

crow. He fought the crow to the death (of the crow,

not Incher of course, but the crow hoped it would be
Incher). Once that battle was won, Incher climbed stairs
(inchworms can go up stairs, just not down them) to a
tower, where he found an inchworm maiden, weeping.
Then the evil caterpillar burst in, and shouted you
dare try to take away my beloved bride? Incher was
outraged, and said WHAT????? YOU ALREADY
MARRIED HER????? YOU WERE LITTERALLY
TOGETHER FOR A DAY!!!!! The evil caterpillar was
angry, and said Well no, but today was SUPPOSED to
be the wedding, but she wouldnt stop WEEPING!!!
Incher was really confused, and he said Well, Im just
going to go back to daleef, and leef with her! With
that, Incher turned his back on the caterpillar, who said
FINE! Just dont take my treasure! Incher let go of
the princess, and said You have TREASURE????
The caterpillar, overjoyed for Incher to fall for his plan
said Yeah bro, totally! Incher took the treasure, and
left the maiden to die.
When he got back home, the king said You
dishonored our family! And now, you shall be put to
death! Incher was brought to the dungeon of daberdy
(pronounced Da-bird-ie), where his head cut off, and
hung on a wall. His body was eaten by birds. As for the
maiden, she married the caterpillar (now not so evil,
he decided to give it up and become a good husband),
and lived happily ever after, unlike incher, whose ghost
is still in the dungeon, and whose head is still on the
wall.

The big bang never really

happened
By Ryan Kane

The big bang never
really happened. What happened
was a bunch of cavemen were
messing around. Then, extremely
coincidently, every single cavemen
on earth farted and the energy of
that exploded the earth and then
bumped into the sun (which was
about 1,000 times larger at the time)
and then the sun exploded! This is
also how all the dinosaurs died.
So, enjoy a nice fresh day on earth!

I class that I would like at CRCAP!

By Eleanor Dunne

My Festival Period!
By Emily Lucas

I class that would be AWESOME at

CRCAP is something I would call BOOKISH
ART! So the whole class would brainstorm
books they read, and they would decide on 2. The
counselor and the CIT would assign parts from
each book, and then write about those 2 books
combined, or if they meet, or something like
that. Then the class would create art about the
play, and but it on display. It would be very fun,
and bookworms would be able to express their
creativity, and it would be AWESOME. The age
limit should be 8-14.

Today people on campus were doing illegal things

like Patricia was driving the car and Mike Healy was
sitting on top! And I sat in a giant sized birds nest!
A human sized nest. I am also very sad today is our
last full day and our last lunch, noontime show, and
festival period!

Are you an evil unicorn?

By Tillie Slosser

The nest protector

By Abby St.Amand

1. Do you have a horn?

A. Yes
B. No
C. Laaaaaaaaaaaaa
(If you answered no on the last question, skip this)

Yesterday I protected the human size nest with my trusty

sword (plastic baseball bat) from the law breakers.
When they werent around (which was most of the
time) I used my sword (plastic baseball bat) to chop
sticks to help make the nest.

2. Do you use your horn for bad?

A. Yes
B. La, La, La
3. Do you have black wings?
A. Yes
B. No
C. La, La, La!!!!!!!
All As- Yes
All Bs- No
All Cs- Yes, but you dont want to admit it

Editors Note: This article was written yesterday.

Editors Note 2: Contrary to what Daily Double
articles may suggest, CRCAP counselors value safety
above all!

Things that annoy me

By Alexa Orent
1 humming
2 people who over use a certain word
3 no offense
4 sneers
5 mockers
6 snoring
7 hiccups
8 monotones
9 scream sneezes
10 boring people
Editors Note: Dont be a boring person - have a
crazy, creative year full of adventures, then come
write awesome articles about them for the Daily
Double next summer! Thanks to all readers!
-Walker, Emily, Claire, Natalie, and Alasdair