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SEE TOBY LIKE THIS: ITS EARLY JUNE AND THE SUN
reflects on the waxed linoleum floors, through the windows
and onto the light blue walls, which makes everything seem
swimmy and surreal. The halls are empty, so Im super aware
of the silence around me. Then I see Toby. Hes walking towards me in a space thats so drenched in light, it looks like
hes gliding. When he sees me, he smiles. Meals! Of course
its you.
What are you talking about? I ask my brother.
I thought to myself, Whoever comes down this hall is
the person Im going to share my peace pipe with. He opens
his left hand and reveals, in a flash, a joint.
Im just going to the bathroom. I need to go back to
French.
No, you dont.
Im just supposed to leave? To get high?
He nods.
Leave my books? My bag?
Yeah, Toby says, like its no big deal. Just leave your
stuff, Amelia. Whats the worst that could happen?
What will Madame Lapelle say if I dont come back?
What will she do?
No one will steal your books. You wont fail your next
test on the indicative past present subjunctive. Toby puts
the joint behind his right ear.
Without thinking, I follow him down to the basement,
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past the art rooms, the band room, the locker rooms, and out
through a door by a janitors closet that comes out on the far
end of the athletic field.
What if someone sees us? I ask as we make our way
around the perimeter of the field.
They wont, he says calmly.
I believe him. I believe that nothing bad will happen to my
French books, that no one will catch us leaving school, that
we wont get busted for smoking a joint. My older brother
is a presence. A force. We smoke in his car, Prudence, and
listen to songs from his Ringo Sings! Beatles playlist.
When I tell him I dont feel like going back in, that my
last class is music and Mr. Whitman will never notice one
less soprano, my brother grins. I knew youd be awesomesauce, he says. Follow me.
Walking back across the athletic field, I feel like Im
moving in slow motion. We cut across the teachers parking
lot and then over the baseball diamond till we get to a small
hill overlooking the tennis courts.
I lie down next to him under a big maple tree and stare
at the tree branches. Im really high, I tell him.
He smiles. You got enough brain cells to play?
Always.
Im trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on
the verge of death I am right now. Like, am I seeing shit because Im stoned or because I have no blood left in my body?
I dont even need time to come up with the next line.
Well, youve been shot like seven times.
Well played, little sis. Toby shakes his head. His wavy
brown hair falls into his eyes and he pushes it away. Ive always been jealous of his hair. We have the same color, chestnut brown, but mine is boring and stick-straight.
George Washington is David Gordon Greens best
movie. Pineapple Express is up there, especially for a stoner
flick, but its no George Washington or All the Real Girls.
Toby nods like he agrees, but doesnt feel like getting
into another long conversation about movies. So, Ari asked
if I want to go to prom. With her.
Are you going? Ari is Arianna Kaufman, one of the
prettiest and most popular girls in school. Shes a senior.
Toby is a juniorbut a cool junior. He was a cool freshman
even though freshmen are inherently uncool. Im a sophomore and not especially cool. This is the first time Ive ever
cut class.
Proms are stupid. Toby pulls on the rubber from the
sole of his black Converse. Theyre just another form of
commodification of teens, America, popularity. When other
people say things like commodification of teens it sounds
pretentious, but Toby just sounds smart.
Shes really pretty, I say lamely. Ari is prime-time
prettyflawless skin, salon-perfect blond hair, and excellent teeth. Shes sort of a smaller, blonder, less-toned Jennifer
Lawrence.
Just as Im craving something sweet, Toby takes a pack
of M&Ms out of his bag. Its so much fucking money. For
a dance.
Mom and Dad will help. I shove a handful of candy in
my mouth. These are the best M&Ms ever.
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HOMECOMING
WHEN THE CARTERS DROP ME OFF ON THE LAST DAY
of August, Sam is sitting on the front porch, poking a stick
in the air. Hes wearing a puffy blue coat, a pair of unevenly
cut jean shorts, and one Croc.
Hey, Sammy! I call up.
Sam doesnt acknowledge my existence.
Mr. Carter opens the car trunk, hands me my bags, and
gives me an envelope. A bonus for all your work, he says.
Mrs. Carter rolls down her window. You were terrific,
Amelia. The girls will miss you. I hope youll babysit once in
a while.
The girls are nine-year-old Sabrina and ten-year-old
Selena. They roll down the backseat windows. Bye, Amelia! they scream. WE LOVE YOU!
I love you guys, too.
You love EPSTEIN! Sabrina screams.
Mr. Carter shakes his head and gets back into the car.
Give her a break, girls.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye! Sabrina and Selena sing
as the car pulls out of the driveway.
I drag my bags up to the porch, but even when Im right
in front of him, Sam doesnt look up.
What a warm welcome, I say. Did you even know I
was gone? For the whole summer?
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wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail
you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not
pass!
Gandalf in The Fellowship of the Ring. Easy. But come
on, Toby. Its not funny. Give Sam his cat. Is he stoned? It
would be weird for him to get high during the dayespecially
when hes supposed to be watching our brother. The twins
prefer when Toby babysits because, when hes not catnapping, hell do fun stuff, like build American Ninja Warrior
obstacle courses, or invent dishes like microwaved smores
pie. I usually just let them watch TV.
Shithead wants his pussy back? A pussy for the pussy?
Hand Mr. Mittens over. This is having brothers, I
think. The girls I babysat would much rather give manicures
and look at pictures of boy bands.
Un momento. Toby steps back in his room and closes
the door.
Sam emerges from behind me. Whats he doing? What
about our plan, Meals?
The door opens a crack and Mr. Mittens, with ten little
rubber bands attached to nubbins of fur, comes mewing out.
Mr. Mittens! Sam screams. What did he do to you?
The cat takes off. Sam follows him frantically.
The door opens again.
Amelia, Toby says in a British accent. What a jolly
good pleasure to see you. Welcome back. How was your
summer? He opens the door wider, so, even though it really
does stink, I go in.
Are you stoned?
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nately one of them was watching The Lego Movie with Shithead and Dipstick around eighty-three thousand times.
Sorry. We can make up for it. Lets binge-watch a ton
of good movies. How about Goodfellas, Bad Santa, Pretty
Ugly People. Get it? Good, bad, and ugly!
I feel very excited by a possible movie marathon with
Toby, but he just picks up his phone. Maybe later. I gotta
call Toast and let him know that Im in for the good shit.
You want money for pot? My brother smokes pot
more than I do, but hes not a stoner or anything.
No judgments, Amelia. No judgments.
Pay me back, I tell him, turning around. And clean
your room, Toby. It stinks.
Like roses. He shuts the door behind me.
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Its the better version, I said, which I immediately regretted. Except for Toby, who kind of invented the idea, I dont
think Ive ever really told anyone about the movie version.
Better?
Better like the audience is willing to pay ten dollars to see
it. Not better like happy. There are plenty of sad movies, like
The Fault in Our Stars, which was amazing, or If I Stay, which
I didnt like. But movie-sad is way better than non-movie-sad.
For one thing, theres a soundtrack, which helps you get right
to the heart of the sadness. Violins and stuff.
Epstein smiled, and even though I was talking way too
much, I kept going. In real life when someone gets a cancer
diagnosis, theres tons of time just waiting. You have to wait
for weeks to get results for like a million terrible tests. My
grandfather was sick with cancer for three years. In the movie
version you never see the bedpans.
Epstein laughed. Thats a great line.
I was shocked. This guy was standing on the porch, and
even though I was talking nonstop about nonsense like bedpans, he seemed kind of interested. I couldnt believe it. That
stuff doesnt happen to me. I wondered what Ray would think
of Epstein. She has a lot more experience, and at least once a
week some random mall weirdo asks her out.
When the cute big-eared guy asked me out, I stopped
wondering what Ray would think and said yes.
We went to a movie.
Of course.
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