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Chorus: Since we don't have the internet in Shakespeare's time, I'm here to give you the
latest spoiler about Romeo and Juliet: they fall in love and they die! Enjoy the show.
Capulet: I hate you.
Montague: I hate you more!
Capulet: Bite me!
Prince: If this fighting doesn't stop, I'm sending you both to your rooms.
Capulet and Montague: Wah!
Benvolio: What's wrong?
Romeo: None of your beeswax.
Benvolio: Aw, come on.
Romeo: Wait a sec, I'm not done pouting and whining.
Benvolio: You're still in love with Rosaline, aren't you?
Romeo: Maybe.
Capulet: Oh, yeah, my daughter's great.
Paris: So, can I marry her?
Capulet: She's only thirteen, you perv!
Benvolio: No, seriously, crashing a Capulet party will make you feel lots better.
Romeo: Hmmm. . . . okay. Can't hurt.
Lady Capulet: So, Juliet, what do you think about marrying Paris?
Juliet: Umm, I am only thirteen . . .
Nurse: She'll look so pretty in a nice white dress!
Juliet: Hey, wait just a sec!
Mercutio: So, you coming?
Romeo: I'm still not done pouting and whining.
Romeo: Wow, she is FINE!
Romeo: Um, hi.
Juliet: Um, hi.
Romeo: Can I kiss you?
Juliet: Isn't this a little sudden?
Romeo: What if I spout poetry first?
Juliet: Isn't this a little sudden?
Romeo: Shut up and let me, or we won't have a plot.
Juliet: Okay, then.
Romeo: Who is she?
Nurse: Juliet Capulet.
Romeo: Oh, shJuliet: Who is he?
Nurse: Romeo Montague.
Juliet: Oh, shNurse: Whatever.
Benvolio: Aw, where're you going?
Romeo: Umm, bathroom break. Yes, that sounds good.
Juliet: Romeo, Romeo, Romeo....
Romeo: Hi!
Juliet: Go away, I'm daydreaming. Romeo, Romeo, Romeo....
Romeo: I love you!
Juliet: Isn't this a little sudden?
Tybalt: Owie, hey, he was right! Those shots to the heart really do hurt!
Romeo: What have I done? No, seriously, Ben, I was drunk, I can't remember.
Juliet: La de da! I can't wait til Romeo comes!
Nurse: Romeo just killed Tybalt.
Juliet: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Nurse: Have you been watching "Star Wars" again?
Juliet: How could he do such a thing?
Nurse: Juliet, men are slugs. Get used to it.
Juliet: Oh, well, that's okay. I still like him.
Romeo: So what's the deal?
Friar Laurence: You're banished from Verona.
Romeo: That SO sucks!
Friar Laurence: Beats dying.
Romeo: Not necessarily.
Nurse: Before you go be banished, Juliet wants you to stop by and say goodbye.
Romeo: Yeeha!
Friar Laurence: Oooo, whatcha gonna do?
Capulet: Actually, maybe it would be better if you did marry my daughter.
Paris: Sounds good to me!
Romeo: I gotta go.
Juliet: No, don't go!
Romeo: Okay, I could stay here and get caught and have them kill me....
Juliet: The door's that way.
Lady Capulet: How are you?
Juliet: I, umm, miss Tybalt. Yes, that will do.
Lady Capulet: Getting married to Paris will ease the pain.
Juliet: Um, er, um, no, I don't really think that's a good idea . . .
Capulet: You don't like my idea? You can just deal with it, or I'll disown you!
Friar Laurence: Isn't it a little soon to get married?
Paris: What's your point?
Friar Laurence: Um, look, here comes Juliet!
Paris: Bye, people!
Juliet: Romeo's banished! And mom wants me to marry Paris! And Romeo's banished! And
Tybalt's dead! And Romeo's banished! And my father wants to disown me! And Romeo's
banished! And....
Friar Laurence: I get the picture.
Juliet: Okay, good. What should I do?
Friar Laurence: Take this potion to make you look dead.
Juliet: Okay.
Capulet: Hmm, yes, twenty cooks, twenty five maids, and a big white poofy dress....
Juliet: Hi, Daddy.
Capulet: You, young lady, are grounded.
Juliet: Okay. La de da, I can't wait to get married to Paris....
Capulet: Ooo, good, let's change the date to tomorrow.
Juliet: It bites having to drink this and not know what's gonna happen. Oh, well, bottom's up.
Nurse: O my gosh, she's dead!
Capulet: This sucks.
Lady Capulet: This bites.
All of them: Wah!
Romeo: I miss Juliet.
John: Yo yo yo.
Laurence: What did Romeo say?
John: Umm, well, I kinda didn't give him the letter.
Laurence: This could be a problem.