CADET CORPS CHANT

1, 2, 3, 4, I love Cadet Corps

1, 2, 3, 4, UP Cadet Corps
It's your Corps
It's my Corps
The best Corps
UP Cadet Corps

CADENCE CHANT
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left
This is the way we start (end) our day
Run a little, jog a little, run some more, hey!
Run some more, hey!
Jog some more, hey!
Ha-ha! Ha-he! Yahoo!

AIRBORNE CHANT
C130 rolling down the strip
Airborne rangers' gonna take a little trip
Mission: top secret, destination: unknown
We don't give a damn if we're ever coming home
Stand up, hook up, shuffle through the door
Step right up and count to four
1-2-3-4 1-2-3-4
And if my chute won't open wide
I have got a reserve by my side
And if that one should fail me too
Look on the ground, I'm coming through
And if I go to heaven St. Peter's gonna say
How'd you earn your living, boy
How'd you earn your pay
And I will reply with a whole lot of anger
I earned my pay as an airborne ranger
Airborne ranger

Guts in danger
Guts in danger
Airborne ranger

COUNT CADENCE COUNT CHANT

Count, cadence, count!
(reply: 1-2-3-4-1-2-3-4)
Count, cadence, count!
(1-2-3-4-1-2-3-4)
Count cadence skip cadence count!
(1!) Love me honey!
(2!) Kiss me baby!
(3!) Hold me tighter!
(4!) Much better!
(1!) Love me!
(2!) Kiss me!
(3!) Tighter!
(4!) Better!
(All: 1-2-3-4-1-2-3-4, hey!)

NO TOUCH
Dead na dead talaga ako
Sa mga pakembot-kembot mo
Kapag ikaw ay ngumingiti
Ako'y medyo nakikiliti
Kailangan ko ang iyong pisngi
Kailangan ko ang iyong labi
Kailan kay kita maiuuwi
Sige na, sige na

WANNA BE
I wanna be an Airborne Ranger,
Live the life of guts and danger

Airborne Ranger, guts and danger

I wanna be a Scuba Diver,
Dive right in to that murky water
Scuba Diver, murky water
I wanna be a Mountain Climber,
Climb those mountains higher and higher,
Mountain Climber, higher and higher
I wanna be a paramedic,
Shoot that funky anesthetic,
Paramedic, Anesthetic

MY OLD GRANNY
1, 2, 3, 4!
1, 2, 3, 4!
My old granny she's 91
She does PT just for fun.
My old granny she's 92
Stand in her way, she'll run you right through.
My old granny she's 93
She does PT in a tree.
My old granny she's 94
Knock down a wall, bust through the door.
My old granny she's 95
She does PT and that's no jive. (She could beat any ranger alive)
When my old granny was 96
She done PT just for kicks.
Oh when my old granny was 97
She up and died and went straight to heaven.
She met Saint Peter at the pearly gates
Said hey Saint Peter I hope I ain't late.

Saint Peter looked at her with a grin

Said get down granny and knock out ten.

WHEN I GET TO HEAVEN

When I get to heaven,
Saint Peter's gonna say,
How'd you earn your living?
How'd you earn your pay?
I reply with a whole lot of anger,
Earned my living as an Airborne Ranger.
Livin' a life of Guts and Danger,
Blood, Sweat, Guts, and Danger.
That's the way, of an Airborne Ranger
When I get to hell,
Satan's gonna say,
How'd you earn your living?
How'd you earn your pay?
And I replied with a boot to his face,
Earned my livin' sending souls to this place!

WHAT ROTC HAS DONE TO ME

Momma, momma, cant you see
What ROTC has done to me!
They put me in a barbers chair
Turned me around and I got no hair!
Used to wear my Levis jeans
Now Im wearing Army greens!
Used to date a beauty queen
Now I hug my M16!

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