Global Citizen and Coldplay all scripts

1.
Mvo :
Maine suna Mirchi pe.... ki cold play ke tickets jeetne ke liye ACTION
karo....

Toh ban gaya main rowdy rathod....

Ho gayee bavaal.... Aur kar di tod-fod....

Jiss ne nahi dekhi signal ki red light...

Uss gaadi ki todi maine dono head light...

Phir laga police ka danda....

Ho gaya dimaag thanda....

Coldplay ka ticket toh mila nahi... hawalaat ka ticket kat gaya!!

SFX

Fvo : filmo wala nahi, real wala action dikhaao.... www dot global
citizen dot in pe.... khud ko register karke, action dikhaao... aur jeet
jaao coldplay concert ke couple tickets!
Mvo2 : For more details.... sunte rahiye Mirchi 98.3 FM.... Mirchi sunne waale, always khush!

Fvo : Global citizen festival india, brought to you by colors... powered

by UPL

2.
Soft mushy FVO :

Cold play.... yaani.... foreplay ka opposite....

Jiss mein couple ek dusre ko....
Cold treatment dete hain....

Boyfriend ke masoom sawaalon ke javaab mein girlfriend huh aise

reply karti hai....
Aur boyfriend, khud silent mode mein, aur speakers loud mode pe kar
deta hai....

SFX

Mvo : coldplay ke aise meanings samajhne waale, kripaya ab apney

kaan bandh kar dein.... Mirchi ke iss contest ka aap se koi lena dena
nahi....
Aur baaki ke log, www dot global citizen dot in pe.... khud ko register
karo,... aur jeet jaao coldplay concert ke couple tickets!
Fvo2 : For more details.... sunte rahiye Mirchi 98.3 FM.... Mirchi sun-ne
waale, always khush!
Mvo : Global citizen festival india, brought to you by colors... powered
by UPL

3.
Young girl : papa.... wo.... next month mera birthday hai... paaaaaar,
aap koi gift-vift mat laana.... mujhe kuchh nahi chaahiye....
SFX : toing
Guy : papa, aap hamesha kehte the na, ki meri ummar mein aap cycle
pe college jaate the... toh main bhi kal se, cycle leke jaaunga!
SFx

Info Vo : dear dad.... your kids are not mad.... yeh sab butter-baazi isi
liye ho rahi hai kyonki unhe chaahiye the biggest event of the year coldplay concert ke tickets!
Info Fvo : toh aap bhi unhe bata do, ki maska baad mein lagaao, pehle
www dot global citizen dot in pe jaao.... khud ko register karo,... aur
jeeto coldplay concert ke couple tickets!
Mvo : For more details.... sunte rahiye Mirchi 98.3 FM.... Mirchi sun-ne
waale, always khush!
Fvo : Global citizen festival india, brought to you by colors... powered
by UPL

4.
Sansani Vo :
Yeh dekhiye.... masoom... bhole bhaale dikhne waale bachche.... kaise
butter-baazi karke, jhansa de rahe hein....

Young guy : mom.... mera iphone na aap rakh lo.... mujhe wo, simple
phone chalega....
Girl : papa.... ghar pe wifi hai na... mujhe data pack ki zaroorat
nahi...

SFX

Sansani Vo : paise bachaane ho, toh jaag jaaiye....

butter-baazi se duur bhaag jaaiye....
kyonki inn sab ke peechhe plan hai, coldplay tickets kharidne ka....

Info Fvo : presenting, the biggest event of the year - coldplay concert!
Maska lagan chhodo.... www dot global citizen dot in pe jaao.... khud
ko register karo,... aur jeeto coldplay concert ke couple tickets!
Mvo : For more details.... sunte rahiye Mirchi 98.3 FM.... Mirchi sun-ne
waale, always khush!
Fvo : Global citizen festival india, brought to you by colors... powered
by UPL

1.
Vo : yeh jawaani hai deewani mein jab Bunny ne kaha...
Ranbir dialogue : main udna chaahta hoon.... bas rukna nahi
chaahta....

Vo : par Naina nahi maani....

Kuchh kuchh hota hai mein, SRK ne jab kaha...

SRK dialogue : kuchh kuchh hota hai Anjali, tum nahi samjhogi.....

Vo : aisa hi huva, nahi samjhi Anjali...

Khair, its all in the past now... par ab yeh swag ka shehenshah jo keh
raha hai.... wo dhyaan se sun...

BIG B VO on global citizen

Vo : Global citizen festival india.... jahaan perform karenge coldplay,

jay-z, aamir khan, A R rehman, ranveer singh, arijit singh jaise kayee
stars...
Register yourself at www dot global citizen dot in and earn your free
couple passes for this grand festival!

2.
Namak khilaata gabbar ho.... (SFX : gabbar laughter)
Ya pet mein khelta constipation.... (big b : e pikkuuu...)

Bade bade villains ka Big B ne pack up karvaaya....

Par aaj, swag ka shehenshah aaya hai Mirchi par..... desh ke kuchh
villains se ladne mein, aapki help maangne...

BIG B VO : kabhi kabhi mere dil mein

Vo : Global citizen festival india.... jahaan perform karenge coldplay,

jay-z, aamir khan, A R rehman, ranveer singh, arijit singh jaise kayee
stars...
Register yourself at www dot global citizen dot in and earn your free
couple passes for this grand festival!

3.
Car mein Mirchi ke saath, drive pe nikle the aap...
Aur kuchh logon ki bad traffic sense ne kar diya traffic jam....
Toh aapne kya kiya?
Traffic ke bure state ka status daala, facebook pe....

College campus mein Mirchi sunte sunte hang out kar rahe the aap...
Aur tabhi aapne dekha ki, exactly saamne, koi kachra phaink raha
hai....
So what did you do?
Video liya, aur insta par upload kiya... hashtag, shameful!

Ab Bas.... bahut ho gayee baat...

khud se karo Shuruaat...
Be a global citizen.... and say, Shuruaat hoon main....

Global citizen festival india.... jahaan perform karenge coldplay, jay-z,

aamir khan, A R rehman, ranveer singh, arijit singh jaise kayee stars...

Register yourself at www dot global citizen dot in and earn your free
couple passes for this grand festival!

1.
Heavy voice :

Main samay hoon....

Patte pehenta.... aur patte khelta... dono type ke insaan dekhe maine!
Cartoon waala... aur crazy wala... dono Donald dekhe maine...

Main samay hoon....

Aur main.... (change tone) super excited hoon aaj yaar....
Because roz roz thodi Ek hi stage pe coldplay, BIG B, arijit singh, aamir
khan, Jay Z, A R rehman yeh sab perform karte hain....?

(sad) I wish main samay nahi.... global citizen hota!!

Fvo : global citizen festival india.... a celebration of the biggest stars

of the world... to create a better world! To win your Coldplay concert
tickets, register now on, www dot global citizen dot in....

Mvo2 : For more details.... stay tuned to Mirchi 98.3 FM.... Mirchi sunne waale, always khush!
Fvo : Global citizen festival india, brought to you by colors... powered
by UPL

2.
RAP

Base Voice :
Main samay hoon.....

Music start RAP starts

Main dekhe kabutar se message bhejte log...

Phone se phaila jo wo pouting waala rog....
I have seen it all...
I have seen it all...

Raja maharaja ka four wheeler ghoda...

Underworld don ka dhishkaayun wala ghoda...
I have seen it all...
I have seen it all...

Fvo : abe shut up... you have not seen it all.... you have not seen
global citizen festival india.... a celebration of the biggest stars of the

world... to create a better world! To win your Coldplay concert tickets,

register now on, www dot global citizen dot in....

Mvo2 : For more details.... stay tuned to Mirchi 98.3 FM.... Mirchi sunne waale, always khush!
Fvo : Global citizen festival india, brought to you by colors... powered
by UPL

3.
Girl : baby.... its our first time...
Guy : yeh baby... i am too excited....
Girl : i am never going to forget it....
Guy : not jus us, its the first time for a lot of people you know...

SFX

Girl : of course... its not everyday that you get to see coldplay, BIG B,
arijit singh, aamir khan, Jay Z, A R rehman and all those legends
perform on one stage!????

Mvo1 : global citizen festival india.... a celebration of the biggest stars

of the world... to create a better world! To win your Coldplay concert
tickets, register now on, www dot global citizen dot in....

Fvo2 : For more details.... stay tuned to Mirchi 98.3 FM.... Mirchi sunne waale, always khush!

Mvo : Global citizen festival india, brought to you by colors... powered

by UPL

4.
Son (angry) : look at this.... just look at this... Karans father... your
colleague... is now your boss.... saath mein join kiya tha na aap dono
ne... dekho wo kahaan hai.... aur aap bas poore din Mirchi sunte
raho...
Aisa hi raha na dad... toh bhool jaao apna coldplay concert ka ticket...
Father : sorry sorry beta... next year poori koshish karunga... jee jaan
se mehenat karunga... and i will meet my targets.... but please...
Son : no means no... i am not taking you to the coldplay concert...
Father : achcha? OK... i still have my smart phone... all i have to do, is
register myself on global citizen dot in... and i will get my tickets! See
you at the venue son!!

Mvo1 : catch coldplay perform live.... at Global citizen festival

india.... a celebration of the biggest stars of the world... to create a
better world!
Fvo2 : For more details.... stay tuned to Mirchi 98.3 FM.... Mirchi sunne waale, always khush!
Mvo : Global citizen festival india, brought to you by colors... powered
by UPL