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A Note From the Editors

Its that time of the year again, chaps. For the uninitiated (3 rd form, thats you) the Laundimerian
is a chance for us to round up the houses exploits over the last term and showcase the literary
talents of some of our finest writers (Jeyes even had a try) This year sees the return of many
Laundimerian classics Laundimer Ladies is looking especially hefty this time round.
As much fun as it was putting this comedic masterpiece together, there is a lot of work that went
on behind the scenes and not all of it was my own. Id like to extend a huge amount of thanks to
all who have contributed and to Mr Hammond Chambers for being the driving force behind this
publication as well as heading up the proofreading and printing without which this wouldnt be
possible.
And so, without further ado, we hope you all enjoy the magazine in all its prestige and hopefully
theres something for everyone.

Heres a Christmas Louis to really get you into the festive

spirit:

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Maunderings from Old Bedsit

MAUNDERINGS
FROM
OLDasking
BEDSIT
I imagine
youre
yourself what the
message is? To put it simply, we need to
keep this reputation. Our civilised nature
is clear
outside
the most
house,
otherwise how
The most civilised
house,
with the
civilised
would we have gained this reputation in
boys
the first place? Laundimer acts as our
- (Ex?) History dept.
safe logician
haven. Whatever goes on behind
these brown and black walls is for us and
us only (most likely, this down to our lack
of visitors). Nonetheless, we manage to
Across the school and most likely the country,
juggle the best of both worlds, and we
Laundimer is known for turning out the finest
should try our hardest to maintain this
Oundle has to offer year on year. This is certainly
hard earned prestige.
true, However, we seem to have gained a civilised
reputation, whichKeep
is certainly
slightly
more
this in mind,
and
have a lovely
debatable.
Christmas.
Hugh xx
Perhaps this reputation comes from our habit of
overdressing. Whether this be a trip to the Stahl to
watch certain individuals prance camply around the
stage, or to witness the roasting of any opposition
who dare take on Gibbo and JJ; a lack of a jacket is
not an option, and certainly no Supreme (you know
who you are). Its possible our sophisticated rep.
comes from the fabled G & T club, contrasting with
the Oundle tradition of a lightening quick sesh,
performed squatting behind a bush, most likely in
the rain, with your ears pinned, ready to scatter at
the fist sign of pub bust. This exclusive club
explores the finer art of breaking the rules (of
course not speaking from experience).

THE
Despite our achievement in gaining this civilised

THE LAUNDIMERIAN
Good Term Bad Term
Back by popular demand, weve beefed up
this Laundimerian classic enjoy!

Good Term
For the Laundimer population - Numbers have surged back from last years
losses and the Laundimer massive is stronger than ever.
For Senior and Junior rugby (Madewa) - Great effort from everyone and
performed in true brown spirit.
For Pavel Kislov - victory in the First Frost Challenge. Pavel has also
succeeded in winning his own, personal First Wash Challenge. Keep up the
good work, comrade.
For the Poodophile - Another term and the elusive log-dropper has managed to
evade capture once again kudos.
For the oven - Matrons valiant efforts have guaranteed at least another term
with the beloved appliance.
For the TV room the sofas have dealt well with the flood of new arrivals and
the record numbers resulting from Dave Attenboroughs reappearance on our
screens.
For the house a new lick of paint has left us looking good-as-new. Lets hope
we can keep it up till the centenary! (Forth form, that means stop throwing balls
at everything.)
Bad Term
For light bulbs Forth form, stop throwing balls at everything.
For the local wildlife The forth form have recently taken up shouting as a
Hugo Meynell & Harry Angel
hobby.
For loo seats a crucial pillar of LDR life has suffered some fatal blows this
term and its getting excessive. Were inclined to blame the forth form.
For Ross Donaldsons living situation A rough term for Ross, hes managed
to lose half an ear as well as a fixed place of residence and has been forced to

THE LAUNDIMERIAN

Mr Livingstone: An Interview
Summer 2016 was the backdrop of one
of the years most game-changing
signings for the season to come. Slick
tactics and irresistible offers secured
Laundimer the team in brown a star
signing: Mr Livingstone. Only 10 weeks
in, this particular headliner has slotted
right into the team and is making strides
for the top ranks (watch this space, Mr
Pitcher). And now, not only do we have
pictures; the laundimerian has also
managed to finesse an in-depth, one-onWhere does your accent originate from?
Its from the west coast of Scotland via
London, via Canada.
As a DT teacher, are you a slow or a fast
driller?
Fast driller of course
What are your 3 favourite songs?
Um probably smooth operator or sweet taboo,
Fishermens tweed by Sade. Anything by the
rolling stones give me shelter? (N.B two of
these songs are by one Adu Sade.
Coincidence? We think not.)
Which type of wood do you prefer to rub
down- hard or soft?
Soft of course Its much easier.
What is your favourite new machine in the
DT department?
Its from the west coast of Scotland via
London, via Canada.
To quote Axi Hobill, you always smell
nice. What cologne do you use?
Its from the west coast of Scotland via
London, via Canada.

what keeps you awake at night

Very little.
If you were having a romantic date, where
would you go?
Somewhere.. unusual.. um.. just different so
that er you get to know somebody.
Who is your celebrity crush?
I did go out with somebody extremely
famnous at some point very well known
popstar of my generation. Ill tell you her
actual name - Helen adu-fossy. (A little
research has revealed the mystery lady to be
none
other
thanyou
Aduwhen
Sadeyou
Google
it.) in
How old
were
first fell
love?
Er probably 21 - or something like that.

Ketchup
Mayo
Chocolate Doughnuts
Horrible (couldnt agree
more, sir.)
Old is
Traditional
420
End of school

What is your favourite position to screw

in?
No comment.

Anthropometrics
Something to do with DT?

What is Mr Hammond Chambers most

attractive trait?
His mystical sense

Skins
Something you wear for
sports.

Tunas

Word Association

Prime Tuna
As caught on
TV
2.50 a go

THE LAUNDIMERIAN

Culture Corner A new addition

Below, a strange article found in the bin

of an unnamed U6. We think its meant
to be a love poem.

Grace

You are an amazing grace,

Just like in the hymn.
I really love your face,
I can tell you go to the gym.
Please take me to break,
It is all I want from you
If you do then it will make
Me really happy woo!

Ollie
Old Is
Starling
Ryan your secret admirer

Includes
:

- Old is
New
- No Diggity
- It has
said
Ollie been
Starlings

stunning debut
album

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Laundimer
To quote Mariah Carey, All I want for Christmas is you. However, this is
not the case for a number of the Laundimerian brethren. Yes, although it is
the festive season of giving these people are still expecting a large present
under the tree come the 25th but with the latest crackdown on amazon
prime orders Santas elves may find it hard to deliver that special
something on time. Here is an exclusive look at some of the wish lists
being made inside the brown this Christmas;
Axi Hobill More of Smales clothes, a main role
Oscar Hughes A date with Peppers sister
Will Pepper Oscar to leave his sister alone
Starling A chocolate doughnut
Jeyes Later closing hours at Coffee Tavern
Charlie Fernandes A Gray-Nicolls kippah
LDR tutors 3rd and 4th form to be in bed at lights out
Po Chan to come back from that road
Mr Peverly a cheeky vimto bomb
Joel Gold People to stop asking whos in the
shower?
Jude Neame For the second year in a row, the ability
to talk to girls
Geezer a pukka pie, an ale and some cigs
Will PJ a relationship longer than 2 walks
Francesco Meanti everyday to be his Dolmio day
George Gibson a worthy debating opposition
LDR food (yes its in here too) more ketchup and
mayo eligible meals
Botty a paracetamol for that killer hangover
Mr Pitcher Another bottle of Bombay sapphire to get
him through those tedious tutor reports
Freddie Smith Answers to all his questions
They arent asking for much are they? Remember chaps, theres only 9
more days of being good to make it onto that coveted nice list so keep
pushing in this final stretch and then maybe, just maybe, Saint Nick
himself might make your wish come true.

Ed Samuelson xxx

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Meet The Third Form

Oscar is a lovely guy. His is great company when you dont

have much work, but when you do he is a complete nightmare.
So far, hes managed to block up to three loos in one day. He is
very creative in his sandwich making - he even using hash
browns. I fancy a crack shot. Unfortunately, he only showers
once a month. All in all he is a great guy to share a dorm with. -

Hes managed to
lock up to three
loos in one day.

Guy is a very nice and caring person. However, he particularly enjoys

annoying Pepper and going on illegal sites like pornh snapchat. In his
opinion hes a hard lad. However, his Minecraft gaming habits dont agree.
He also likes telling people to pipe down and threatens to beat them up
however this often doesnt end well for him. - Archie

Hes a hard lad

Pepper can be a bit slow, it often takes him a while to catch up with
conversations. Pepper also has an interesting taste in music, we especially
love his morning playlist. Will also hates a number of things like Scottish
people, turkey and dabbing. Pepper seems to think that he holds quite a bit
of authority: Some of his phrases include obey peasant and clean my
feet you Scottish scum. Despite this, he is a nice person to be in a dorm
with as he is very relaxed and a gentle lover. - Guy

A gentle Lover

Alfie is a nice guy, although he always opens the windows even

when it's really cold. He hates when Oscar whistles at night or
during prep but takes refuge in his massive box of gummy bears in
his tuck box. Hes great to talk to, and always makes jokes about
Oscar (Leafy). He hates gaming so hes not a fan of my posters. Vlad

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Meet The Third Form

Vlad is an interesting character. He is very likeable at times

but annoying at others. An example is him emailing others on
my email asking them to go to Beans and having way to too
much alone time. In spite of this he is very easy to talk to and
has many similar hobbies to me. Most of the time it is a
pleasure to be around him. - Oscar

Way too much

alone time

Seth is a funny guy but a little disorganised. He hates, and doesnt quite
understand, the prospect of prep. Hes easily distracted by almost everything such
as his computer or constantly going to collect and eat bread from the kitchen.
However, he can be pretty funny and always makes bobby laughs (although bobby
is a free laugh). Seths favourite things are video games, Baked Alaska and bread.
Seth is great with computers and managed to put together the film for the 3 rd form
house Oscars activity. - Arthur

Francesco is a nice but shy boy. However, wed love to

see him get out more and experience some English
culture. I didnt write much so now Harry is just filling
up space.
Alick

Quite strong and handsome

Arthur is a very hard-working lad who doesnt have time for other
people when hes buried in his scholarship preps. Annoyingly, you
have to call his name serval times to get his attention when hes
on his phone. Hes always playing with my football, either doing
kick-ups or breaking the ceiling and covering me in dust. Hes very
successful gas station who produces, on average, 30 farts a day.
Its lucky they dont smell! In summary: No girlfriend, Cant sing,
hate physics, quite strong and handsome. - Bobby

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Meet The Third Form

Josh is one of the smartest guys in the house, he is good at

maths and can solve five different types of Rubiks cubes without
breaking a sweat. His favourite movie is finding clownfish (lol).
He is supposedly very good at basketball but has not been able
to show his prowess due to a broken collar bone. This meant he
ended up as our coach in the inter house competition. Francesco

A very active boy, filled

with energy in all he does

Alick is a very active boy filled with energy in all he

does (wink). He likes to play sports and can run
very fast. He is also good at football, especially
when stealing in midfield - you cant see him
coming. Hes also into cricket and skiing. A very
sporty guy, I would say. - Josh

Bobby Choi. Hes an odd one, to say the least. Hes always telling bad jokes,
but hes usually the only one to laugh, one example is his joke about a rabbit
and a bears ass (ask him). Mr Choi is good at sports, but prefers to spend the
vast majority his time listening to poor quality pop or classical music, and
once the tutor on duty has come to turn of our lights, he whips out his fun
stick and cracks on with his daily thousand kick-ups before finally going to
sleep at 11:35. His English is generally really good, but sometimes you just
cant help laugh when he confuses chicken eggs with cow eggs, or garlic
bread with ginger bread.- Seth

My nipple hair is
too long

Archie is a relaxed and easy going person. Although, sometimes

thinks he is just too hot. Archie has many hobbies but one of
them takes precedence: Girls. Common phrases consist of Im
in., My nipple hair is too long and England is just
[censored]. He also has a very short temper. - Will

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THE LAUNDIMERIAN
My observations of Josh Shepherd Smith:
The journey to becoming my perfect self

Context

Monday

Fashion update: Last week Josh wore a white shirt and red
Lets go back all the way to 3rd form, weve all been there in a new
braces (great combo) so this week Im following suit and
school with new people and a lot of new things to get your head around.
Tuesday
afternoons
are lonely
and
confusing
timewill
for
going to
crack out
a white shirt
and my
(Dads
vintage
Its completely reasonable to look for a role model, maybe a particularly
me,out
theofabsence
Josh
in the
his
never go
fashion) of
red
braces.
Itsrugby
goingteam
to beafter
a good
responsible upper year or, in Ed Samuelsons case, someone a little
potentially
injury
a dislocated
week for
me cantcareer
wait toending
see the
look involving
on everyones
faces.
closer in age Josh shepherd-Smith: with his beautiful hair, his way with
shoulder,
I
must
follow
the
trend
broken
shoulder
Furthermore, Closer inspection has revealed that josh relies
the ladies and his all round great personality. Having made it all the way
we come!
(Who
a getter
better
on hairhere
product
to keep
hisknows,
goldenmaybe
locks on
point.
No
to L6, Ed has spent 3 arduous years buried in his research and for your
eyes only we can now publish Eds diary and his fail-safe tips on how to

Tuesday

Wednesday
Thursday

My favourite
1.00am: time
Josh of
is snoring
the week,
quiteWednesday
heavily, I better
Afternoon
leave
Activities
his dorm
(two hours
now. Part
withsong
The auditions
Chosen One)
today,conveniently
unlike JSS I
and completely
didnt makecoincidentally
the cut. Yet another
we both
bump
chose
in the
theroad
same
on
option my
lastquest
year:
to Fire
becoming
and Rescue.
Josh. Ive F&R
let myself
is the
down
perfect
and
opportunity
shall have
for me
to step
to fiddle
up the
with
efforts
his hose
in theand
daysget
to come.
us nice

Friday
It turns out Josh updated his new playlist on Spotify on
Monday (how could I be so foolish not to notice earlier) it
now seems that I love Sticky Fingers and Pink Floyd.
Convenient. Friday afternoon is a special time for me, in
psychology I can finally get inside his beautiful mind. (I dont
write my prep down of course any excuse for a little extra
conversation in the evening.)

Sunday
Saturday
At chapel this

week Josh went up for communion

Josh often visits Dryden on a Saturday night, unfortunately
unfortunately I was too late to follow (A careless error) but I
they lock their windows so no further research has been
wont be so silly to make the same mistake twice.
conducted in this field. Fear not, plans are under way for the
Unfortunately I wasnt able to daydream either, god forbid I
removal of Thalia this particular obstacle.
should have any impure thoughts hehe!

Simon Fernandes and Oliver Jeyes

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I used to be a slave to the

sesh

I love needing to go the loo, its just like being

done up the ass Tom Baker-Cresswell
Cheeky Vimto on a Thursday night basically
sums up my teens
1+1 equals 1 technically
Bonner

Wait a minute, Is Guy Brookes brother

Hubie Litherland
Hit me, Hit me really hard Simon Fernandes

Laundimer Quotes
Have you seen my cardboard penis? Will P-J

Is Dubai near Hawaii?

Angus Donald

Quack Bonner

Can someone translate, I dont speak taxi driver

Charlie Forbes-Leith
Whos Muhammad Ali?
Angus Donald

Trump is president and the frost has been, what a glorious week for the west
Pavel Kislov
Im a bit thin
Euan wardrop

Anyone got any mouthwash?

Sir what are you doing for
Ollie Starling
Christmas?

A pentagon has 3 sides right? Oscar Salvesen

You better stay away from my girl
Jude Neame

ket?

Hey Pepper can I get your sisters number

Oscar Hughes

Alex Forbes-Leith

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THE LAUNDIMERIAN
Tom Geeze Stantons bang-up write-up of the LDR rugby trip
Theres nothing like waking up on a Sunday morning
knowing youre in for a top-notch outing with the
boys: Good crack, camaraderie and men wrestling in
the mud thats what I call a Full English. As per
every Sunday, I took a gander to the mess hall,
partook of my usual cheeky back-and-forth with
Sharron and sat myself down for a plate of bacon,
eggs and ketchup no veg for this bloke. Filled up, I
strolled back, mentally prepping for the rugby whilst
Guy Brooks: Interested in: Wills sister.
taking
a sneaky
the
TV room. Now it
Despite rumours that Olivia Pepper has been
on the
cards (andbutchers
elsewhere),into
much
to her
younger brothers dismay: it seems to justcame
be speculation.
Similar
to
his
older
brother,
Guyday;
selecting
my clobber
forway
the
wentand
for
Gameto
done,
we headed
on our
totalks
theI one
a good game, but for the duration of this term we are yet to see any of the self-confidence he
the
yet
sophisticated
look
of Billionaire
Boys
displays in his dorm in front of the females.
Hesubtle
has been
known
to
under
the pressure
of
only
Feast
India.
Anfreeze
endless
supply
of spicy
delights
female presence, and a browning of the boxers
is not smart
irregular for the (Jacamo
little man. A smaller
Club,
Im
a real
man) is
and
to burymy
your mugjeans
in after a sweaty
day
of yelling
version of Hugh? I think so.
the
old
I was
foris
whatever
bants
The
oldfaithful
man
me:ready
Rugby
a game
for
arguably
one always
ofadidas.
the 7told
wonders
of the
modern
world.

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Lonely Hearts

Oscar Hughes: Interested in: Efciency.

gents
footballs
forthe
pansies.
Words
live by.
At the other
end of
spectrum
is thetostate
of the
Oscar is one from the Jacob Jones school of efficiency, but however surprising it may seem; the
Rugby
hasIoperating
always
a place
in
my heart,
loosnotafter
was
done
that
night
(Teck
Chow right
you
start of his career in the brown and black has
been
ashad
smoothly
as the
calculations
had anticipated. Unfortunately for the big lad,
the what
only
company
managed
to find
was
of 7 Plates
beside
pints
and he
darts
at the
pub
onthat
a Sunday
night.
know
I mean,
ey chap?).
Anywho,
his vigorous right hand. Yes Oscar that loo does have a big window.
Ni
c-

This
was easily
mytotop
three,
downTigers-Quinns
my gullet and game
unfortunately
we in
had
leave.
it hadbus
everything
for in a game
The
back wasI look
a dangerous
affairof
- aRugby: A
Geezes
Corner:
Things
like
Angus don don Donald: Interested in:Schrdingers
rugby
Dogs. ball, big poo,
men ifand
at half-time.
The
youdominoes
will. Despite
this, weImade
Angus is remarkably similar to a yellow labrador both aesthetically and mentally. He can spend
game
finished
with
a
win
for the every
tigers
andable
being
back
with little
stainage
I time
was
to that
hours chasing a football up and down theitlawn,
wondering
whyto
heno
bites
his tongueand
he headers it. Perhaps it is this pre-occupation
that has
to him
remaining
lonelyunfortunate
this term,
this was
theledhome
moral
was
high. Not
ones
to
unleash
hell
unto
ateam,
particularly
loo.
All in
but surely his Andrex like skin, and soft golden hair has to attract some company over the
shy
from
aaway
goodpup.
day.expressing ourselves, the Laundimer
winter months, black or yellow: Don Don all,
isn't a
fussy
th
Being
4 form gave several rousing battle cries
withGrumpy
a
Yours,
cracking
Mark bone man Bonner: Interested in:
Clouds performance from my own dulcet pipes
He is the King. The Vape King. The Cumulonimbus,
thedont
Stratus,
Cirrus,to
thepat
Bone
Man.
(quick tip:
betheafraid
yourself
on the back
Such a phenomenal vaper he has changed the way we look at weather and climate.
from time
timeHis
itcome
works
wonders
for your
Unfortunately the King is yet to secure a Queen
for his to
empire.
to me
attitude has
somewhat backfired and as the vaping phase slowly fizzles out, hes lost his trump card.

Ed Samuelson: Interested in: J osh

Ed has been seeing Thalia this term Oh wait no. That was Josh, whose understudy has
remained largely inert this term. It was a while ago since Ed had a special someone on the
scene, much to Will Bigwoods distress. Will he return for a second dip in that pool now that the
fiery redhead has fallen in love and moved to Turkey? Perhaps it is his love for his nans old
fleece, or Colonel Mustards shirt that is the deterrent, but the ladies seem to have steered well
clear. Maybe a few more lessons from Josh is the way forward.

Harry Bott: Interested in: No one knows

Harrys mysterious desires are yet to be found out, as is the truth over whether he really was
sick on Mr H-Cs suede shoes. Whilst Botty has been unable to transfer his commanding
credentials on the river onto the ladies, his performance with the Prosecco is bound to attract
some attention in the foreseeable future: its gonna have to be some pretty hot tuna to keep
this ravenous animal satisfied.

* * No credit card, No sign up, No * *

By Charlie Fernandes

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Laundimer Ladies:
A laundimerian Classic under new direction

Here on North street, another hunting

season has come and gone for the
brown. Trophies have been conquered
and legendary reputations made,
whilst the near misses have been felt
dearly by those that fell short.
Nevertheless once more for the bestdressed chaps in Oundle there is much
to celebrate.
As with all third form, being the new
kids on the block is a terrifying
prospect and as expected we have yet
to see the star performers emerge with
their trophies held high. Nonetheless,
Guy and Archie are giving it their all in
the contest for a certain India. Archie
seems confident with his ability to
crack on meanwhile we all hope Guy
does not inherit the womanising skills
of his older brother - for his sake. A
true back row lad, Pepper seems
content to keep to truth or dare with
special friends Simran and Vaneesha
and Seth still believes he has a chance
with Vlads mysterious sister. Still a lot
of promise to be seen all round.
The fourth form have a long way to go
if they want to stay ahead of the third
form. Casual Hubie leads the way in
his exploits with Polly Brown, the term
hump and dump comes to mind as
Hubie swiftly moves on to greater
things, prioritizing his relationship with
the TV room. It has to be said,
Madewa has had a shocker of a term.
After a drawn out court case it appears
Madewa has been exposed for lying
about his achievements with a certain
Sophie, not only that but allegations
have surfaced surrounding the creation
of an erotic video. We are not sure
what to make of this but needless to
say its been a bit of a disaster for such
a promising player of the game.
Continuing on with the theme of
failures. Tom Stanton has had a pretty
abysmal term as well. It seems the
block button has halted his advance

Alec Bruce-Gardyne

Continuing on with the theme of

failures. Tom Stanton has had a
pretty abysmal term as well. It seems
the block button has halted his
advance on Izzy NK on snapchat,
while suffering a heart wrenching no
show at break with Sophie, Stanton
took a leaf from Madewas book and
promptly turned to denial. Even
Worsely and his Game of Thrones
chat up lines were not enough for
Sacha who reckoned his best friend
was the better option. Hard times for
these chaps but we wish you luck.
GCSEs are not distracting the fifth
form. Specifically the scottish slut
Charlie FL who has moved on hastily
after the disastrous ending with
Phoebe, quickly ensnaring another, a
mere week after the turf war between
Kirkby and Laundimer 5th form
kicked off. A fabulous achievement.
Now it seems that Charlies
faithfulness is coming under scrutiny
as onlookers try to establish just how
many other girls were caught in the
thin tunas fins. For editorial reasons i
cannot give the exact number
involved in Charlies summer exploits
but i can say it was between 7.5 and
8.5. Wingman Ed Day has become
the preyto the pursuit of a relentless
ex continues. Meanwhile Squire is
keeping it classy" with a
Peterborough lass. Good hunting
lads.

Josh Shepard-Smith has moved from

Clara G to Thalia G and what a
transfer that has been, quickly
confessing his love this experienced
hand has his work cut out containing
this star trophy, but against the odds
he is achieving the impossible. Much
more than any of his compatriots
have achieved: Axi had a dramatic
encounter offstage that may or may
not have scarred him. New this
season Louis has quickly adjusted
his sights to encompass both the
maths paper and the female. Some
would say he has inherited the
predator like instinct of his former
dorm mate, Ollie Jeyes who appears
to have been taught the ways of the
infamous Freddie Heaton. Needless
to say the slightly odd due of Louis
and Jeyes do not discriminate. Age
and gender are of little concern to
these pioneers.
Finally the Upper sixth. Now it
seems body shape isn't everything
as the heavyweight duo of DJ Droopy
and the Hot Tuna score early. Tuna
Snr. Seemed to have been
dumbstruck by laxton lass Poppy K
until he discovered her vegan
tendencies were unearthed. Its fair to
say that the Tuna does not deal with
mere grass cutters and has retreated
to his dwelling in the TV room.
Meanwhile Hot tunas partner in
crime/ the Macdonalds queue, Euan
has had to let go of his beloved
Arsequeef after on account of a lack
of restraint in the burger department
on Euans behalf. However with an
outstanding show of skill unheard of
before, Euan moved on to, certainly
bigger, and maybe better things in
the form of Celeste O. Hopefully she
wont mind excessive eating, poor
chat and even worse body shape.
Finally, the man of the term. Ollie
Starling. A quiet first half of term, this
warrior was clearly saving something
special, and he performed on the

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Laundimerian Look-Alikes:
Laundimers roster of uncanny doppelgangers.

Oscar Hughes & Leafy (youtuber)

Freddie Smith & The Mayor of Lazy Town

Arthur Bagshaw & Don Don

The Meanti Duo & The Dolmio Chaps

Mr Peverly & Ben Fogle

Henry Worsley and Samwise Gamgee

Artem & Astro Boy

Ollie Starling & JHC

Dotun & Frozone

@RayRaybuzzin & This Emoji

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Laundimerian Look-Alikes:
Laundimers roster of uncanny doppelgangers.

Will P-J & Seth Stevenson

Harry Squire & Giraffe

Jude Neame & Brian Cox

Mark Bonner & Donald Duck

Joel Gold & Hugh Ralli

Mr Morrison & Q (James Bond)

Mr Pitcher & John C. Reilly

Mr Pitcher & Bradd Pitt

Euan Wardrop

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Christmas Fun
Can You Find All the
Brown-Related Words?
Brown
Ketchup (Hint: you
wont find it in the
refractory)
Mayo
Doughnuts
Frigging

Reunite Bonner With His Vape

Thats all from us, have a great Christmas!

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