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"I use this bucket of fish heads to attract the flies," she continued. "When they get close enough, I
zap 'em. Used to be, I could draw them here myself, but now I'm old and I need the fish heads. It's time,
you see. Time is the problem."
Epsilon noticed that she was not responding very directly to his request, but he listened respectfully,
nodding with all the sympathy he could muster.
"Magic is strong," continued the witch, "but time is stronger. Oh, I thought I knew it all a few
centuries ago, but I never learned to control time, and now it controls me. Now I need helpers -- like these
stupid fish heads." As if to emphasize her point, she reached into the bucket and drew forth a ripe one.
"Hey, look," he stammered nervously, "I'm still pretty young. We can do this together, can't we? You
and I could make a great --"
He saw the fish head flying toward his face. His hand reached out instinctively to deflect the reeking
missile and caught -- a book! The witch cackled with delight. Epsilon saw that the book was entitled
Calculus.
"It's my latest passion," explained the witch. "Calculus, it seems, is the magic that controls the
changing of time. I have yet to fathom its deepest secrets, but I have managed to add some powerful
magic to the sorcery contained in that book. Since you seem like a sincerely evil type, I will loan you this
book to use against Maxwell and Minerva. Be warned, though: you must also outsmart your opponents,
who will attempt to use this same magic against you."
Epsilon was smiling now. "Oh, witch, you can count on me!" he chirped. He thought he detected
some disappointment in the unblinking eyes of the toads below.
"Hmmph," snorted the witch, "we'll see about that! Just in case, though, I am giving you one final bit
of magic." She reached into the bucket again and pulled out what might once have been the leading end of
a very ugly bullhead. When she threw it to him, it turned into a combination lock. Epsilon noticed that
there were no numbers on the dial.
"It's an untimelock," she proclaimed proudly. "It's one of my favorite tricks. It actually exists outside
of time, and therefore knows the answers to all questions, past, present, and future. To open it, you must
ask it a question that it cannot answer. That is the only combination.
Epsilon was understandably confused. "You mean that I can ask this inert object what I had for
dinner last Thursday?"
"Macaroni and pears," said the lock quite clearly.
Epsilon was stunned. "How did it know that?"
"I see through time," said the lock.
"Stop!" warned the witch. "Don't ask another question. There is a fail-safe mechanism that causes the
lock to emit a deadly radiation if anyone misses the combination three times in a row. You have asked two
questions it could answer; you would be ill-advised to risk asking a third. Remember that it exists outside
of time. It knows everything that has happened or will happen."
"Well then, how the heck -- " Epsilon caught himself just in time. The witch cackled, then answered
his unasked question.
"Go?" interjected the Princess. "You mean that you would switch places with my double?"
The Light Holder nodded. "There can be no other way."
"But how will you know when it is time to switch back?"
"That," he admitted, "could be the biggest risk of all. I will simply have to know. All I can say is that
I have been in this sorcery game a long time now, and I have come to realize that there are forces behind
the magic that are more powerful than the magic itself. Sometimes you just have to trust that power." He
then added a tantalizing afterthought. "There is no telling what will happen to the passage of time. What
might be a minute here could be a week there, or vice-versa. I could be gone ten minutes and return ten
years older."
Limaon had never really thought much about time, but she found that the subject was beginning to
get on her nerves.
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All the talk of risks notwithstanding, the decision was quickly made to follow through with the Light
Holder's plan. Limaon found a wig and one of her favorite outfits for the Light Holder to wear during his
masquerade, while he gathered some items for her from his alchemy lab. They met at sunset to attempt
the exciting experiment.
"Here is the strongest magic I can leave you," said the Light Holder, dropping five golden acorns
into Limaon's open hand. Each acorn bore a number from 1 to 5. She found them to be strangely
beautiful, and she could almost feel their power. "Each acorn can grant you one wish," he explained, "but
it must involve the number on the acorn. For example, if two soldiers attack you, the 2 acorn can disable
them both, the 1 acorn can disable one of them, but the 3 acorn would be useless. Each can be used once,
so use them wisely."
Limaon placed them carefully into her pocket.
"These magic boots are for your double," he continued. "I inherited them from my father, who told
me that the wearer of these boots could open any door. I am hoping that she can combine these with her
calculus to open Epsilon's untimelock."
She accepted the boots and waited anxiously for his next words, but they were slow in coming.
Limaon saw that there were tears in his eyes. "I wish I could do more," he said finally. "I fear that I am
leaving you in great danger."
The Princess smiled and kissed him gently on the forehead. "You have done well, old friend. I only
hope that we will prove worthy of your wonderful plan."
The Light Holder smiled and wiped a tear on his sleeve.
"So what are we waiting for?" said the Princess confidently. "Step into this cute little outfit and let's
get on with it!"
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In another time in another corner of the universe, Limaon's double sat anxiously in a school desk
waiting for the proctor's signal to begin the free-response section of her AP calculus exam. She had neatly
printed "LEE MASON, TOPEKA CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL" on the scoring sheet and had sealed the
flap shut; now she was itching to get under way. The multiple-choice had gone well -- certainly easier
than that 1969 test with which the teacher had terrorized the class last week. Arnie Miller had spent most
of the ninety multiple-choice minutes with his head on the desk, and had gotten nothing more than a
sarcastic comment ("Now here's a sure five!") from Sarge Hampton when she had collected the answer
sheets. Lee could hardly believe that Sarge would let him get away with that, but then again, it was
beyond her comprehension that anyone would so blatantly waste the exam fee. As Mrs. Hampton
completed her instructions to the group, Lee noted with disgust that Arnie's eyes were glazing over again.
"Are there any questions?" intoned Mrs. Hampton in a voice that assured that there would be none.
"Good. You may begin."
Lee opened the booklet swiftly and began scanning the first question. Somewhere between the first
and second sentences, she sensed that her own eyes were glazing over. When she could focus them again,
she found herself sitting on a stone floor in a dimly-lit room, staring into the wide eyes of a girl who
could have been her twin.
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Sarge Hampton looked up from her Enquirer, sensing a disturbance in the room. Arnie Miller was
breathing rhythmically, his face turned toward the wall, his left cheek pressed firmly against the desk. The
Mason girl was deep in thought, her head buried in her hands. Everyone else was writing industriously.
Satisfied that all was well, she returned to the story at hand, a well-documented sighting of Elvis yachting
near the Bermuda Triangle.
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The Light Holder stared groggily at the strange symbols on the paper in front of him. He had
apparently interrupted Limaon's double in the midst of some group writing task. Peering through his
fingers, he noted that most of the young people in the room were writing, but one boy was clearly
napping, drawing no negative response from the others. Knowing that he could contribute nothing to the
writing task, the Light Holder concluded that the safest thing he could do would be to imitate the sleeping
boy. Keeping his face carefully concealed, he slowly lowered his head to the desk.
"Hmmph. Pretty shameful waste of somebody's money," muttered Mrs. Hampton to herself. Turning
the page, she began reading an article about a dog that had given birth to a sheep.
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Lee Mason and Limaon stared at each other for what seemed like several minutes before either
could manage to speak. When the words came, however, they spilled out thick and fast, as the two
synchronous souls poured forth their complementary experiences into each other until there was virtually
nothing left to share. Friendship was too simple a word for the bond that instantly formed between the
two girls
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When Limaon had explained the Light Holder's plan, Lee pledged without hesitation to do
everything she could to help defeat Epsilon the Small. It was genuinely as if she were being asked to help
save her own parents. She thought it was very strange that her calculus knowledge might be the key to
their dangerous mission, but then again, everything about this situation was already too strange to
comprehend. She kicked off her loafers and tried on the magic boots. To nobody's surprise, they fit her
perfectly.
"They're a very nice fit, ma'am," said Lee playfully after a few mincing steps, "but I believe I'll take
the patent leather pumps instead."
Limaon played along, fluttering her eyelashes in mock disbelief. "Why, don't tell me that the
Calculus Commando would go into battle wearing patent leather pumps!"
Lee switched to her best John Wayne voice. "Well, I reckon you're right, ma'am. These boots'll do
just fine for calculus. Now what do you say we get out there and kick some asymptotes?"
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At nightfall, Limaon led Lee to the outskirts of the capital city of Low Pitall, where their first
challenge would be to get over the wall that surrounded the city. Circling the wall was a moat filled with
carnivorous parabaloids, dangerous fish who went after human flesh with a single focus. With the help of
Thomas, a trusted page from her father's court, Limaon and her new friend hoisted a large ladder so that
it leaned against the top of the wall, spanned the moat, and rested with its base firmly planted on the bank.
Then, with darkness as their cover and Thomas steadying the ladder, the girls began the precarious climb.
As they neared the top of the ladder, Limaon began to have the uneasy sensation that the wall was
growing. Not only was the ladder farther away from the top of the wall than when they had started to
climb, but she could even hear the sound of the stones scraping against the wood.
"Lee," she whispered, "this may sound crazy, but that wall is moving!"
"Either that," replied Lee, "or the ladder is slipping!"
Slipping? Limaon looked back and was horrified at what she saw. Thomas, the trusted page, was
slowly pulling the base of the ladder away from the wall at a steady rate of two feet per minute.
"Thomas!" she whispered in a moderated shriek. "Stop it! What are you doing?"
But Thomas did not answer. He just kept pulling the base of the ladder away from the wall.
"Thomas, we are going to die!" she whispered, this time more emphatically.
No response from Thomas. Wood scraped harshly against stone as they drew ever closer to the
circling parabaloids. They were too far up the ladder to descend back to the bank.
Suddenly, Lee spoke. "Limaon, forget Thomas! This is Epsilon's work. I recognize this problem
from our calculus course; he probably has the kid under some kind of spell. Quick! Get the number 1
acorn!"
Limaon dug into her pocket and pulled out the 1 on the first try. They could hear the splashing and
the snapping of tiny jaws below. The ladder was picking up speed now. Lee dug her fingernails into the
wall.
"I'll wish him away," said the Princess softly.
"NO!" screamed Lee, whirling around and grabbing the hand of the startled Princess. She felt the
acorn still there. "Someone ELSE!"
Suddenly the acorn was gone. The ladder had stopped moving. Lee could see the stark realization in
Limaon's eyes, and she prayed that she had caught her in time. If indeed she had simply wished Thomas
away, then gravity would soon finish the deadly job that he had begun.
But they were not moving.
"Princess?" asked a voice from the darkness at the bottom of the ladder.
Limaon took a breath for the first time since making her wish. "Obtus?"
"Yes, it is Obtus. I think I am having a strange dream"
Obtus, the strongest page in the court of High Pitall, held the ladder steady with ease. His strength
was the main reason that Limaon had whispered his name, after Lee had prompted her to adjust her wish
at the last second.
"No, Obtus, it is not a dream, but thank goodness you are here. We need you to hoist this ladder back
to the top of the wall. Can you do that without spilling us into the moat?"
Obtus responded by embracing the ladder in a mighty bear hug, then lifting it gently to the top of the
wall as easily as most people would remove a leaf from a dining room table. Lee and Limaon clambered
gratefully onto the top of the wall.
"Will there be anything else this evening, Princess?" asked Obtus, barely breathing hard. Lee
squinted through the darkness, trying to get a peek at this Hercules.
"No, thank you, Obtus. Please return this ladder to my father's castle and go back to bed. I'll explain
it all to you someday." She shuddered to think how close she had come to wishing Thomas away and
leaving the ladder unsupported. Chalk up one big save for the girl in the boots.
After lowering themselves down the wall, Lee and Limaon crept stealthily through the realm of
Epsilon the Small, following forest trails until they came to the edge of a clearing within sight of the
castle. As the next day would require clear thinking and good decisions, they decided to sleep at the edge
of the forest until daylight.
Later that evening, Limaon lay on her back looking up at the stars. "Lee?" she asked, wondering if
her friend was still awake.
"Hmmmm...." She was, barely.
"Thanks for saving us back there. I guess you knew I was about to wish Thomas away without
wishing for someone else."
Lee rolled over to murmur a reply. "Yeah, that's an old calculus trick I learned from Arnie Miller.
Probably the only thing he ever taught anyone. If you can't solve the problem, turn to another page."
The two friends giggled themselves to sleep.
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The water was now over their heads. Limaon, the better swimmer, was able to struggle up to the
surface for quick breaths, but the chains would quickly pull her back under. As the water rose, she could
see that she was getting closer to the top of the tank. If she could just hold out a little longer, she might be
able to grab the edge.
Lee, meanwhile, was weakening fast. She wanted more than anything to rest. She wanted to swim to
the surface to tell Limaon that she would just rest for a minute and be up soon, but her legs would not
respond. The last thing she saw before she blacked out was Limaon's last, desperate lunge to grab the top
of the tank.
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With one aching arm draped over the edge of the tank, Limaon coughed and sputtered, trying to
catch her breath. She reached down and felt four links of chain left, one of which crumbled when she
squeezed it. She knew that she would have to act quickly now, as Lee had been down for over a minute.
She took a few deep gulps of air and headed for the bottom of the tank.
Lee was sprawled at the bottom, her chain now fully dissolved. Good, thought Limaon, wrapping
her arms around her limp friend, now let's get you up. Lee would not budge.
But her chain is gone, thought Limaon.
She struggled harder, managing to get her friend upright, but she could lift her no further. Her feet.
Her feet were too heavy.
Of course! thought Limaon, now desperate for air. The boots! Now fully waterlogged, the magic
boots were weighing her down like a pair of cement overshoes. It took every ounce of Limaon's
remaining strength to pull the boots off, but she somehow freed Lee and had enough adrenaline left to
drag her to the surface. Water was now spilling over the top of the tank. There was no time to worry about
the fall; she lowered the limp form of her beloved companion over the edge as gently as she could, then
dropped down beside her.
The Princess wasted no time before initiating the lifesaving procedures she had learned through
years of training with her father's army -- standard education for royal children. She suppressed her
emotions as she had been trained to do, even as she blew the breath of life through lips identical to her
own, and felt for the pulse that would signal hope for the heart that might as well have been hers.
She felt a weak pulse on the second check. Stay calm. She listened for breathing; none yet. Six more
breaths. Listen. This time there was sound. She barely had time to react before the coughing started.
It was many minutes later, after she had smoothly and efficiently placed Lee into the recovery
position, that the realization that her friend was alive washed over Limaon like a tidal wave. She sat with
her knees clutched tightly to her chest and cried like a baby, until Lee woke up and asked her to please
stop.
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On the way to the castle later, Limaon took the 3, 4, and 5 acorns from her pocket and handed them
to Lee.
"Here," she said resolutely. "You make the next three wishes. I almost got you killed by not knowing
the chain rule, and I don't want to blow it again."
Lee almost declined the offer, but she realized that Limaon was right. All their challenges so far had
involved twists of calculus, and Limaon had understandably not seen them coming. Lee would clearly be
their best hope now. She accepted the acorns without comment and tucked them in her pocket.
They came to a river, which Limaon identified as part of the Than River system that flowed through
Pitall. "This is the Lesser Than, which flows into the Greater Than, which meets the sea at a delta near the
Castle of Epsilon the Strong. He's the father of Epsilon the Small, who has built his castle on the Lesser
Than."
Something clicked in Lee's mind. "Wait. Which one has the castle on the delta, Epsilon the Small?"
Limaon shrugged. "Well, they both do, but Epsilon the Strong has a much bigger castle. Of course,
his delta is bigger to begin with, so --"
"Ssshhh!" Lee cut her off again. "There's something moving down by the river."
They crept cautiously through the reeds until they were close enough to identify the source of the
sound. Both girls breathed a sigh of relief. A family of four beavers were munching contentedly on a
fallen aspen tree. "Oh, Lee, they're just beavers! They won't bother us; let's go." She turned to leave, but
Lee sat staring at the beavers, temporarily lost in thought.
"Remember what you told me the Light Holder said about magic? That stuff about trusting your
instincts and knowing the right time to act?"
"Yes," replied the Princess tentatively. "What? Are you thinking of acting now?"
Lee fingered the golden acorns in her pocket. Three left, and they were not even inside the castle yet.
They could certainly not afford to waste a wish. "Never mind," she sighed. Just a silly calculus idea. I'll
tell you later; let's go."
But as they walked on toward the castle, Lee kept her hand in her pocket, rolling the three acorns
around in her fingers. By the time they had arrived at the castle gate, she had secretly made another wish.
She did not tell Limaon that there were only two acorns left in her pocket now.
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The two girls stood staring at the untimelock. Lee looked absently at her bare feet and wondered
what difference the boots might have made, but there was no use fretting about that now.
"Do you think it can read minds?" whispered Lee, wisely keeping her words inaudible to the
untimelock.
"No, it just sees all times and places at once."
"I'll bet it doesn't know about Topeka," said Lee smugly. "I could ask it a question about my family."
Limaon agreed that it was worth a try. "Go for it."
"I think so," said Lee. She reached into her pocket and took out the 3. "I wish that the only doors left
on these cells would be the middle three!" The acorn vanished, and so did the end doors. There was no
explosion.
Limaon saw King Maxwell emerge from the far cell. "Father!" she cried as she ran to his arms.
"Limaon, darling," cried Queen Minerva, rushing toward the embarrassed Lee.
"Uh, no your majesty, I'm just a friend. Your daughter's over there."
Limaon and her parents were ecstatic, but Lee reminded them that it was not party time yet. She
herded them down the steps, pausing on the way down to peer out the window. She could see that the
waters of the Lesser Than River were over the banks and still rising, thanks to the dam built downstream
by the beavers. Perfect, she thought to herself. Let's just hope it works.
When they emerged into the courtyard, the first thing Lee noticed was that the graff with no critical
points had still not changed directions. The second thing she noticed was that the courtyard was ringed
with soldiers, each with a drawn crossbow aimed directly at her and her companions. She also heard
Limaon scream as the door to the tower slammed shut behind them.
But she might never have noticed the small elf standing directly in front of them if he had not
addressed her directly.
"Well done, Princess," said the little man with bitter sincerity. Lee had not been formally introduced,
but she knew from the monogram on his breastplate -- ETS -- that they were about to face their most
challenging test.
"You have surprised me by coming this far in your doomed mission to save your parents," sneered
the elf. "You must have some pretty strong magic, but you will soon learn that mine is stronger!"
The curious thing, thought Lee, is that he thinks I am the Princess.
"You don't scare me, little man!" responded Lee. "I know your calculus tricks, and I know how they
can be turned against you. See how I have doubled myself -- and I was already twice as big as you to
begin with!"
Lee winked at Limaon, who was speechless. Epsilon the Small was furious.
"Yes, a good trick indeed, but to no avail if both your bodies should bleed from the wounds of a
hundred arrows! Perhaps if I let you die slowly enough, you will explain this trick to me before your
breath seeps away!"
Lee thought she detected a twinge of fear in Epsilon's eyes, but it was quickly gone. The hand in her
pocket clutched the remaining acorn tightly as she searched the situation for a 5 upon which to base her
final wish.
She was also keeping a very close eye on the length of his sleeves.
"My soldiers are less easily distracted than these dim-witted graffs," continued Epsilon. "I have
decided that none of you are worth keeping alive, so you will all be dead in five minutes. Maybe now you
would like to explain how you defeated my untimelock."
Lee was still staring at Epsilon's sleeve. She thought she had seen it earlier; now there was no doubt
about it. His thumb, clearly visible when he had first addressed them, was now fully covered. The pleated
trousers were bagging up around his ankles. His helmet was falling over his eyes. Way to go, beavers.
We'll see who has five minutes.
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"You have five minutes," said the woman at the front of the room. The Light Holder kept his head
pressed to the desk, but he noticed that the boy who had been sleeping had stirred at the sound of her
voice and was now looking through the papers on his desk. There was a general increase in activity
among the others as well. He had no way of knowing what would happen in five minutes, but he sensed
that the time to switch back was approaching.
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Lee knew that it was time to make her move.
"Silence, Epsilon!" she thundered. Limaon was aghast. "Soldiers! You should know that you are
serving a master whose power is fast fading into oblivion. See how the power of High Pitall magic is
causing him to shrink! Look! he disappears before your very eyes!"
By now, Epsilon was painfully aware that she was right. He was shrinking -- and fast. The soldiers
dropped their crossbows and began muttering nervously among themselves.
"What sorcery is this?" screamed the panicky elf, growing more elfin by the second. "Stop this! I
command you! No, I beg you! Stop! I'm disappearing! Help me! Hellllllllp!!"
His voice grew weaker, until he was the size of a cat -- a squirrel -- an insect. Then, with a final
peep, he simply ceased to exist.
Lee turned to the horrified soldiers. "Now, who wishes to pledge loyalty to me and my parents,
Maxwell and Minerva of United Pitall?"
Every soldier dropped quickly to his knees.
"Very wise, my friends. Now go out and tell the people what you have seen. Tell them that a treaty is
at hand that will restore Pitall to one rule, and that there will be peace in this land forever. Then return
with fresh food and horses so that my parents and I can return to our castle."
As the soldiers filed out of the courtyard, Lee congratulated herself on a pretty fine speech. Limaon
quickly pressed her for the details of the latest calculus lesson.
"Remember the beavers in the river?" began Lee. "Well, I used the number 4 acorn on them. You had
said that Epsilon the Strong lived near a large delta, while Epsilon the Small lived near a small delta. Then
I remembered from calculus that epsilons and deltas are usually related. With the two Epsilons coming
from the same royal lineage, I figured that the relationship might be linear, with each Epsilon varying
directly as his delta. I had the beavers build a dam across the mouth of the Lesser Than, which flooded the
river basin and wiped out the delta. Sure enough, as his delta went to zero, so did Epsilon!"
Limaon smiled and shook her head. "I'll probably never understand that, but it was clever of you to
pretend to be me. I guess I'll be getting a lot of respect around here after you leave."
"Speaking of leaving," interjected Lee, "how and when will I get back to Kansas? I seem to have lost
the magic slippers."
Limaon missed the allusion. "You mean the boots? They were never the key to going back. It's all
up to the Light Holder now, but since our mission is accomplished here, I guess the time for switching
back is near. Oh, Lee, I'll miss you!"
They embraced and tried to hold back the tears, but tears flowed freely anyway. "I'll probably have
missed graduation," sobbed Lee, trying to change the subject.
"Not necessarily," choked Limaon. "The Light Holder said that hours here could be minutes there.
You might have only been gone for one minute!"
"One minute?" sniffled Lee.
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"One minute." The woman was getting up from her desk now. The Light Holder sensed that a
confrontation was imminent. Whatever the situation in Pitall, the time in this place was certainly right for
the girl's return. He closed his eyes and reached out into the void, making the connection as easily as he
had made it before.
He found himself kneeling in a courtyard with the Princess crying on his shoulder.
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Lee jerked her head up from the desk with a start. The class was still taking the AP test! Had this all
been a dream? How long had she been out? Had she written anything in her test booklet? No, she could
see that it was blank. Rats. She glanced over at Arnie Miller, who was now awake and grinning at her like
a well-fed cat. He winked and gave her a thumbs-up sign. Lee rolled her eyes in disgust and dug her hand
into her pocket for a pencil. Maybe there was time to salvage a few points on the free response.
There was no pencil, but her fingers closed around the acorn.
"Time!" exploded Mrs. Hampton. "Put your pencils down. Do not write anything more in your test
booklets. When I have collected the papers, you will be free to go. Please leave quietly and do not disturb
the other classes."
Lee closed the empty booklet and stared at the golden acorn in her hand. Staring back at her was the
number 5. As Sarge Hampton approached her desk, she closed her eyes and wished.
She handed the booklet to Sarge.
"Hmmmph. Now here's a sure five!" intoned Mrs. Hampton sarcastically.
Lee looked at her hand, from which the acorn had vanished.
"Yes ma'am," she said in her best John Wayne voice, "I believe it is."