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Whatsapphasjusttakenthechattingtoawholenewlevel,fromsendingfree
messagestosharingimagesandvideosisaloteasierusingWhatsApp,wellI
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thereisnotofficialappforwindows.WelltodayIwillbepostingsomeawesome
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Wellbelowarethe50coolmessagesyoucansharerightawayonwhatsapp,
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Dontlikeme?Cool,Idontwakeup
everydaytoimpressyou.
TheonlyreasonIamfatisbecauseatinybodycouldn'tstoreallthis
personality.
Wasgoingtorobabanktodaybutthepenwaschainedtothedesk.

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It'sfunnyhowalltrustgoesawaywhen
youcan'tfindtheremote.''Areyou
sittingontheremote?''No.''Standup''.
Yes,Iagree.Mumscanfindeverything.
Exceptfortheringingphoneintheir
bags!
FacesYOUMakeONTheToilet(o_o)
(>_<)(0_0)(^_^).

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Godisreallycreative,imean...justlookatme.
MayIgotothetoilet=I'mfuckingbored.
WhenIdrinkalcohol...EveryonesaysI'malcoholic.But...WhenIdrink
Fanta..NoonesaysI'mfantastic.
WhydoparentsgetsoupsetaboutlittlethingslikegoddamnIleftaplatein
thesinknotadeadbody.
RelationshipStatus:LookingforaWiFiconnection.
Theysay"don'tdrinkanddrive".Well....yesterdayIwasdrinkingajuicebox
whileridingmytricycle.Yeah.I'mabadass.
Thatmomentwhenaquestiononatestissohardthatevenyourinnervoice
islike"FuckthisshitletsworkatMcDonald's".
Sometimesallyouneedislove.Lol,justkidding,youneedmoney.:').
TodaymorningwhenIwasdrivingmyFerrari,thealarmwokemeup.
IwantsomeonetogivemeaLoanandthenleavemeAlone.
I'vefoundtherecipeforhappiness.Cansomeonejustsendmesomemoney
sothatIcanbuytheingredients?
IfeellazierthantheguywhodrewtheJapaneseflag.
Ihaveenoughmoneytolastmetherestofmylife,unlessIbuysomething.
Whenyouregood,youregood,whenyoureawesomeyoureme.
Thezooisaprettysafeplacetofart.
Oneday,Imgonnamaketheonionscry.
Doingthemoonwalkistheonlywaytolookcoolwhilewipingdogcrapoff
yourshoes.
BeforetalkingPleaseconnectthetonguetothebrain!
I`mjealousofmyparents,i`llneverhaveakidascoolastheirs.
CanItakeyourpicture??Ilovetocollectpicturesofnaturaldisasters.
Theonlyreasongodmadecousinssothatparentscancompareourmarks.
Peoplesaylaughteristhebestmedicine.Yourfacemustbecuringtheworld.
Whenlifegetstough,remember:Youwerethestrongestsperm.

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ThedifferencebetweenpizzaandyouropinionisthatIaskedforpizza.
Marriageisarelationshipinwhichonepersonisalwaysrightandtheotheris
thehusband!
IdontalwayslosemyphonebutwhenIdoitsalwaysonsilent.
IreallyneedadayinbetweenSaturdayandSunday.
Anyoneelsesitonthetoiletandplaywiththeirphoneuntilyourealizedyou
havebeenfinished10minutesago?
JustinBieberwasarrestedthismorningforusingmen'stoilet.
Moneycantbuyhappiness,butitpaysforinternet,whichisprettymuchthe
samething.
I'mnotsingle,I'mjustromanticallychallenged.
Thefunniestthinginclassiswhentheteachercracksajokeandnoone
laughs.
TheannoyingmomentwhentheTVcommercialsaresolongthatyouforget
whatyourewatching.
Remember,therearetwowordsinlifethatwillopenalotofdoorsforyou.
PushandPull.
Ifyoulovesomething,letitgo.Ifitcomesback,itwasmeanttobe.Ifit
doesnot,huntitdown&killit.
IhatewhenIamabouttohugsomeonereallysexyandmyfacehitsthe
mirror.
Thosewhosaymoneycantbuyhappinessareshoppingatthewrongplaces.
quopoqnqsss
Oooooh,thatsabittooharsh.Letmeputa`lol`attheendofit.
DeariPhone,Pleasestopchangingmyrudewordsintoniceones.Youpieceof
shut.
Ienjoylongromanticwalkstothefridge.
Ourlanguageiscalledthemothertonguebecausethefathernevergetsa
chancetoSpeak.
Whenyourexasksifyoucanstillbefriendsrightafterabreakup,it'slike
havingakidnappertellyoutokeepintouch.
Takingrevengeiswrong...veryverywrong..Butveryveryfun.

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