SETTING: Finals of Miss Universe Pageant, Question and Answer

portion... FINALISTS:
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America
Spain
Britain
Philippines
Iran
India

QUESTION: Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION: How can you say so?
Ms. America: Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.....
Applause! applause!
QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Spain: Male organs in our country is like our very own bullfight
or toro (bull).
QUESTION: How can you say so?
Ms. Spain: Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.
Applause! applause!
QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Britain: Male organs in our country is like Shakespeare's Theater.
QUESTION: Oh my! It's very big! How can you say so?
Ms. Britain: Because it cries after every performance.
Applause! Applause!
QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Philippines: Well, opcors, I can say dat male organs in our
country is like da gossips or else we call it da "CHISMISS" in op our
language.
QUESTION: How can you say so?
Ms. Philippines: Because it passes prom mouth to mouth.
Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!
QUESTION:
Ms. Iran:
QUESTION:
Ms. Iran:

Ms. Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
How can you say so?
Because they always enter through the back door.....

Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Applause! applause!

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QUESTION:
Ms. India:
QUESTION:
Ms. India:

Ms.. India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Well, I can say that male organ in India is like a labourer.
How can you say so?
Because it works day and night....

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