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An intelligence report regarding BuzzFeed editor Ben Smith. This information is unverified, and there are reasons to doubt its veracity. I publish it in the interest of transparency, so readers can make up their own minds about it.
An intelligence report regarding BuzzFeed editor Ben Smith. This information is unverified, and there are reasons to doubt its veracity. I publish it in the interest of transparency, so readers can make up their own minds about it.
An intelligence report regarding BuzzFeed editor Ben Smith. This information is unverified, and there are reasons to doubt its veracity. I publish it in the interest of transparency, so readers can make up their own minds about it.
Following is a summary of the credible intel we have received regarding Ben Smith, the editor of BuzzFeed. This information is very important, and comes from sources of the highest quality and credibility, including a sea turtle, that guy Paul the Apostle from the Bible, and a magical talking pillow. 1.) Ben Smith sodomizes kittens. He does this very often. The kittens complain, but Ben Smith does not listen. Please dont sodomize us, because were just innocent kittens, the kittens say. Ben Smith ignores these statements. He sodomizes the kittens without regard to their protestations. He is a heartless kitten sodomizer.