Beruflich Dokumente
Kultur Dokumente
Featuring
TWO
Comics!
(p7, p15)
Report:
Explanation
of the Insane
Parking
Permit Prices
P. 8-9
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Math
Feature:
Why is the
Area of a
Circle r2?
P. 10-11
Opinion:
Getting Lit
Advice on
Choosing
Classes
P. 8
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Writers: Sarah Hill, Samantha Depalma, Henry Hu, Abigail
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Extra Credit
According to the International Monetary Fund, India
no longer has the worlds fastest growing
economy. An overnight decision on November 8 by
Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi to discontinue
the circulation of the two most common rupee
notes (500 and 1,000) in hopes of foiling widespread
tax evasion and counterfeiting has taken its toll on
Indias cash-dependent economy.
The Indian
government hoped that invalidation of common
cash would incite a heavier reliance on credit
transactions, which are easier for the government
to keep track of and tax, but the transition will take
time. In the meantime, Indian businesses face
significant drops in employment and revenue.
Overturning Obamacare
About a week ago, the Senate passed a
budget resolution 51-48 that instructs the House
and Senate committees to begin legislative work to
repeal major portions of the Affordable Care Act,
also known as Obamacare. Although, contrary to
social media rumors, Congress has yet to repeal any
portions of the act (as of this reporting), the
resolution is the first major step in moving forward
with gutting Obamacare. President-elect Trump
has been vague about just how the Republicans
should go about repealing the act, and about what
Obamacare replacements (if any) may be in store,
but he has made it clear that repealing the act will
be very high on his list of priorities upon entering
the Oval Office. Regardless of what is in store, and
despite the vows of Democrats to protect the
existing legislation, efforts against the Affordable
Care Act march surely on.
Fever Pitch
Before 2015, 2014 was the hottest year on record-the trend continues. NASA and NOAA (National
Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration) have
both announced that 2016 has 2015 beat for the
hottest year on record. NOAA observed a 1.69
degree Fahrenheit increase from the 20th-century
average of 57 degree Fahrenheit average
temperature of the earth across land and
sea. NASA observed a .22 degree Fahrenheit
increase in average from 2015.
Chelsea Freed
In 2013, former US Army Intelligence specialist
Chelsea Manning was convicted for violation of the
Espionage Act after leaking classified videos and
documents to WikiLeaks. Manning was sentenced
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Comic:
English Class
Tanishq Kancharla
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7.
Volume XI Issue 2
Getting Lit
(Opinion) Andrew Kelbley
January is the time when everyone chooses next
years classes. Many people have asked me
questions like how hard is APUSH? or how many
APs do you think I should take? or I want to go
into medicine does that mean I have to take
anatomy? (No, it doesnt). Even though Im not a
guidance counselor, Ive decided to share my
thoughts about classes.
Junior year, I decided to stray from the full AP
science track and take both Yoga and Lifeguarding
instead of AP Chemistry. At the time, my friends in
Chem were convinced I would eventually regret my
decision because the weighting on my GPA would
be lower and my schedule would look less
demanding. In hindsight, Im happy with my
decision, because Yoga was a blast and
Lifeguarding got me a great summer job. The
lesson I learned from this is that taking a few
relaxing electives is much more fun than filling your
schedule up entirely with hard classes. If you really
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prices; Wilton and Brookfield had $150 priced
permits. Furthermore, some schools like Simsbury
had even matched Pomperaugs absurdity ($250).
However, this data does not show the why aspect
that answers the reason for such high prices. The
fact that affluent towns like Weston and Ridgefield
have lower parking permit prices makes one wonder
why Pomperaug needs such a high permit price, in
general respect to the town of Southbury. Even a
private school like Hopkins still has a lower permit
cost then Pomperaug; while they have complete
manipulation to theirs being unattached to public
schools.
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in the form of additional taxation to the residents of
Middlebury and Southbury.
This denotes if
students were not charged as much for their parking
spots, it would lead to higher taxes or higher prices
in another form. While it is indispensable to keep in
mind that NBC Connecticut also said that some
districts don't charge at all.
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C = d = 2r
We can also derive the area. Consider the following
partition of a circle:
Notice the shorter side is just the radius of the circle,
and the longer side is simply the circumference of
the circle divided by 2 (look at the previous
diagrams). And so, the area of a circle is:
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r*((r)) = r2
Of course, the above was by no means a rigorous
proof, but it is an intuitive one. Similarly, the same
method can be used to find the volume of a sphere,
but it is significantly more complicated. One can use
calculus instead. The proof using calculus revolves
around the idea that a sphere is made up of infinite
circles and the circles are getting larger from a
radius of 0 to the radius of the sphere and then go
back down to a radius of 0.
Bonus Facts:
The above are not approximations! They are actually true. However, the first sequence converges to so
slowly that even 300 terms cant correctly approximate to 2 digits!
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its important
That they are able
To get health insurance
And be protected in
retirement.
Mercy Leviathan
The one thing people failed to see when they
looked at Mercy was that she was anything but
merciful. She knew how to play up the part really
well, no one wouldve expected her to live up to her
lineage. At least no one thought so until I
experienced it.
I befriended the dark-haired and beautifully
The Leviathans
As the proud owner of the most sought after
Continued on next page (13).
The Phoenix
restaurant in all of the state, Michael Leviathan was
a showy kind of modest. He proved so when he
bought the oldest home in all of Quickly, yet never
invited anyone to see the inside of the grandiose
home. He bought expensive cars and never drove
them unless he was dropping Mercy off at school,
preferring to drive an old rusty truck with dents in
its fenders and a bed that was a multi-colored with
the different parts. His spouse of over 30 years, was
no exception to this type of flashy modesty. With
her long white-blond hair, to the thin pale face that
it graces, to her long and elegant body, Mary
Leviathan was a vision of beauty. Instead of
enhancing her already striking features using the
latest in makeup, she went day to day with a clear
and shining face.
Mercy was their fifth child, another addition to
the impeccable and shifty family. Her three oldest
triplet brothers, Adam, Abel, and Cain, were the
ones who helped out at the restaurant and kept
Mercy and their sister, Eve, in line when their
parents went on trips.
To be completely honest, whenever I slept over
it was almost like the pale boys followed my every
move with their amber colored eyes, almost cat-like
in nature, preying on me from afar. It wasnt that I
wasnt so used to the cockeyed and slow glances
from Abel, it was that Adam always looked at me as
if I was a trophy rather than his siblings good
friend. That definitely always made me wary of the
boys. Eve was a complete nut job, you could step
one foot through the gate and youd hear her
yowling loud and clear, like gunfire barreling down
next to your head.
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home was one of such, a seemingly endless
driveway curving around the hill and allowing the
mind to wander and think of everything that
couldve happened along the asphalt, all the tears
and bloodshed. Secret lovers meetings and the
family cars lined up for a party in the home itself. As
I have said before, the home was large and
intimidating from the outside, but only I knew of
the workings of the rooms indoors. The home had
many rooms, some of which were locked off or
forbidden for me to enter, others that seemed
always busy or cold and then the few that were
quiet and meant for the family to allow guests in. It
was customary for Mercy and I to share her
bedroom when I came to visit, she had an en suite
and two beds in her large room, perfect for me to
not have to wander about at night in search for a
restroom. But the nights were never calm and
serene, the constant torturous screams of, what I
had always presumed to be, the windows of the old
building holding up to the wind and the moans as
the house swayed kept me up throughout the night,
and only ceased long enough for me to catch two
hours of rest before Eve was to enter the room,
yelling bloody murder, for us to be down at
breakfast. We would pad down to the large dining
room and I would sit down in a chair in front of Cain,
who more or less inhaled three times the amount of
food than anyone else at the table, Mercy to my left
and Eve to my right. He and I would share glances
throughout all of breakfast, his a knowing look,
mine one of confusion and embarrassment. It would
only be a year later that I learned why my restless
nights always ended in such awkward mornings
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Comic: Plagiarism?
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