Some laws you never learnt in school or college:

1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.

3) Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged
one.

4) Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

5) O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.

6) BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone

you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8) WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.

9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely

proportional to the reach.

10)BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the
aisle arrive last.

11)OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12)HOWDEN'S LAW: You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're
near the mailbox.

"In prosperity our friends know us...in adversity we know our friends."