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My name is Ash,
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and I am a slave.
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Close as I can figure it the year is 13000 AD
and I'm being dragged to my death.
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It wasn't always like this.
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I had a real life... once.
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A job.
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Amm.. Hardware, out 12.
Shop smart, shop S-Mart.
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I had a wonderful girlfriend...
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Linda.
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Together we drove to a small cabin
in the mountains.
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It seemas that an archeologist
have come to this remote place
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to translate and study
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his latest find.
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Necronomicon Ex Mortis.
The Book Of The Dead.
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Bound in human flesh
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and inked in blood.
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This ancient Cimmerian text contained
bizarre burial rights,
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Funerary incantations and
demon ressurection passages.
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It was never ment for the world of the living.
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The book awoke something dark in the woods.
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It took Linda.
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And than it came... for me.
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It got into my hand and it went bad.
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So I lopped it off at the wrist.
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But that didn't stop it.
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It came back.
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Big time.
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For God's sake, how do you stop it?! NO!
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ARMY OF DARKNESS
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Subtitles provider:
Sibirski
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Where the hell...
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Wow... now... easy now chief.
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Amm... I don't know how I got here,
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and... amm... I'm not looking for any trouble.
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What a piece of armor is this?
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Wiseman!
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Mu lord, I believe he is the one
written of in the Necronomicon.
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He who is prophesized to fall from the heavens
and delier us from the terrors of the Deadites.
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What? That bafoon?
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Likely, he is one of the Henry's men!
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I say to the pit with him!
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To the pit!
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You miserable bastard!
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Get off of me!
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All right men, you've got something to look forward to...
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Lor Arthur approaches! Raise the port!
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Lord Arthur!
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Where is my brother?
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Did he not ride with you?
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Aye!
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And fought valiantly. Last night
he fell in to Duke Henry's men.
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I'm sorry Sheila.
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Stop it you bastards! Barbarians!
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Stop it! Stop it you little brat!
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Thou art a murderer! Black murderer!
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My brother's death shall be avenged!
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Company pull!
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Kill him! Into the pit!
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You sir, are not one of my vassals.
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Who are you?
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Who want's to know?
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I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands
and leader of its people.
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Well hello mister Mr. Fancypants.
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I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin'
but two things now: Jack and shit.
And Jack left town.
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Shut your mouth!
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Gentleman, lord Arthur!
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There is an evil awakened in this land,
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and while my people fight
to their very soul against it,
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you Henry the Red, waged war on us!
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-Charlatan! It was you who raised your swords on us.
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And this evil is fought my people as well!
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Your people are no better than the foul corruption
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that lies in the bowels of that pit!
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May God have mercy on your souls.
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God's name, what hell lurkes there?!
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Aye. Into the pit with the bloodthirsty sons of whores!
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-Heavenly God!
-He's escaping!
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Wow! Holt it! Wait a minute...
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You gotta understand
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I've never even saw these assholes before!
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Henry, you gotta tell him you don't know me.
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We never met. Tell 'em!
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I do not think he'll listen, lad.
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Look, I'm telling you. You've got the wrong guy.
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Spikes.
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Ay, he said spikes, give him spikes.
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Make way!
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Strange one!
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Strange one!
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Damn you. Damn you.
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You know, your shoelace is untied.
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Alright,
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who want some?
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Who's next?
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Huh? How 'bout it?
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Who want some?!
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Huh? Who want's to have a little?
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You!
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You want some more?
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You want a little?
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Do ya? Want some more?! Huh?!
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Now get on those horses and get out of here.
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Let him go!
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-Halt!
-Thank you generous hosts!
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Swordfight!
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For that arrogance I shall see you dead.
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Yeah. All right you primitive screwheads! Listen up!
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See this?!
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This is my BOOM-STICK!
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12 gauge double-bareled Remington,
S-Mart's top of the line.
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You can find this on sporting good's
department.
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That's right this sweet baby
was made in Grandrappids Michigen.
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Retails are about 109.95$
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It has a wallnut stock, cobalt blue steel
and a hear trigger.
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That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart!
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YOU GOT THAT!
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Now I swear, next one of you primates,
even touches me...
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Now, let's talk about how I get home.
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I pray thee to forgive me, my lord.
I believed thee one of Henry's men.
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First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
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So, what's the deal? Can you send me back or not?
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Only the Necronomicon has the power.
And a holy book which we also require.
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Within its pages are passages,
that can send you back in your time.
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Only you the Promised One can quest for it.
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I don't want your book, I don't want your bullshit,
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just send me back to my own time, pronto, today ch...
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You shall die!
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You shall never taim the Necronomicon!
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We shall feast upon your souls!
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It's a trick. Get an axe.
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Oh my eyes! I'm blind!
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Yo she-bitch!
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Let's go.
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If the Necronomicon falls into the hands of Deadites,
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the whole mankind can be consumed by this evil.
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Now, will thou quest for the book?!
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That one.
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Groovie!
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What's the matter? Raised in a barn?
Shut the door.
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The wiseman says thou art the Promised One.
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It is said thee will journey for the book to help us.
And thou will lead our people against the evil.
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Only reason I'm going to get the book is to get home...
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I believe thou will be leaving in the morning.
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Don't touch that.
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Your primitive intelect wouldn't understand
alloyes and composition and...
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things with molecular stucture and...
What are you doing here, anyway?
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I want to say that all of my hopes
and prayers go with thee,
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and I made this for thee.
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Good, I need hors' blanket.
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Gimme some sugar baby.
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What? What is it?
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This path will lead you to an unholy place, a cemetery.
There a Necronomicon awates.
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When thou retreves the book from its cradle
you must recite the words:
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Clatoo, Verata, Nicto.
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Clatoo, Verata, Nicto. OK.
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Well, repeat them.
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Clatoo, Verata, Nicto.
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Again!
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I got it! I got it! I know your damn words alright?!
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Now you get his straight, both of you!
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If I get that book, you send me back.
After that I'm history.
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What is it boy?
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Ready, aim, fire!
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Oh, ough, you lousy little...
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What a horrible nightmare. Oh God!
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I can't move!
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OK little fella. How 'bout some hot chocolate? Huh?!
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How'd you like a taste of that? How'd you like a...
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Oh dear God, it's growing bigger!
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I'm bling. I'm blind.
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Where are you taking me?
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What are you?
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Are you me?
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I'm bad ASh.
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And you're good Ash. Little goody two-shoes!
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Good, bad... I'm the guy with a gun.
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That'll teach ya. That'll teach ya.
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You shall never retrev the Necronomicon!
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You'll die in the graveyard before you get it!
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Hey, what's that you got on you face?
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I'll come back for you!
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Three books?!
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Wait a minute. Hold it.
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Nobody said anything about three books.
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Like... like what am I supposed to do?
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Take one book, or all books?
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Or... or what?
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You... I'll get back to you.
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Well, it seems fairly obvious.
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Ouh, wait a minute... the words... rght, right, right.
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Say the words.
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CLATOO...
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VERATA...
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N...
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Nicty, Nictor, Nicle...
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It's an "N" word. Definitely an "N" word.
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CLATOO, VERATA, N@$#*%^!...
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OK than. That's it!
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Hey, wait a minute. Everything's cool.
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I said the words!
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I did! No!
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You people seek cover!
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Seek your children!
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Something's wrong! Something's amiss!
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I'll crush you, I'll mash you, you bony things...
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I'm threw being their garbidge boy. I did my part.
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Now I want back. Like in the deal.
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I live...
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... again!
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Hey, the Promised One! The Promised One has returned!
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He is the Promised One!
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He brought the Necronomicon!
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Yeah, great, great. Fuck out of my face.
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The Necronomicon quickly. Did you bring the Necronomicon?
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-Yeah, it's... it's just that...
-Just what?!
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Nothing. Here.
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Now send me back, like in the deal.
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When you removed the Necronomicon from the cradle,
did yopu speak the words?
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-Yeah, basically...
-Did you speak the exact words?
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Well maybe I didn't say every single tiny little syllable,
no, but basically I said them, yeah.
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Damn thee fool! Thou has doomed us all!
When thee spoke the words the army of the dead awoke!
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Now, wow,wow right there spinach-chin.
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You said that you can clean this mess up, once you got that book.
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You said there's a passage in there that can rid this
thing and send me back.
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It's true. The book still posesses the power to send you back,
but to us... It is useless!
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The evil has a terrible hunger for the Necronomicon!
And it will come here, to get it.
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We had a deal. You wanted the damn book, I got it for ya.
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I did my part now you send me back!
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Very well. As we are a men of our word
we shall honor a bargain.
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The Wiseman shall return you to your own time.
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Yeah?!
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We thought he was the One.
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Yeah, right, cause that was the deal.
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When do you think we could... start with all the... thing in a...
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-When do you think we can start with all the... ceremony and...
-Wretched excuse for a man!
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The Wiseman was a fool to trusted you.
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I knew he couldn't be trusted.
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I still believe that thou will help us.
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Oh, Sheila, don't you get it?
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It's over. I didn't have what it took.
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So long.
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But what of all the things we share?
What of all the sweet words that you spoke in private?
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Oh, well that's just what we call pillow-talk, baby. That's all.
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It was more than that.
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I still have faith in thee.
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I still believe that thou will stay and save us.
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I... Covard.
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Help me!
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Sheila!
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Hold your arms you'll hit the girl!
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Damn you!
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Dig damn you! Dig faster!
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I shall command every wormy flesh son of a bitch...
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-...that ever died in battle.
-Thank you sir!
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-You there hansom me now!
-Aye my leash!
-We shall strong their castle and get my book!
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Welcome back to the land of the living.
Now pick up a showel and get digging!
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Bring on the witch!
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Gimme some sugar baby!
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Boy, aren't you a sweet little thing?
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Don't touch me you foul thing.
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Come on.
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That's it.
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We've got planes for you valley girl! Move!
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The scout approaches!
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-Arise.
-My lord.
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An army of the dead is gathering in the wilderness,
and approaches the castle.
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-How far from here?
-'Bout two days ride.
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-Perhaps we should flee as soon as possible?
-We'll be safe in the mountains.
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It is written Arthur! It is been fortold!
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-It'll take our souls!
-We will die!
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Go ahead and run! Run home and cry to mama!
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Me, I threw running! I say we stay here and fight it out.
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Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?!
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Nope. Just me baby. Just me.
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How we'll fight an army of the dead at
our castle's walls?
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How will you fight that?
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More words?!
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Most of our people had already fled. We are but 60 men.
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Than we'll get Henry the Red and his men to fight with us.
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Now, who's with me?!
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I'll stand by ya.
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You can count on my steel.
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I'll offer up my courage.
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And me!
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Well my dear...
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say hello to the boys.
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I may be bad, but I feel... good.
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-Who rules?
-You my lord!
-You sir!
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To the castle!
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They are comming! The Deadites approach!
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There's so many damn of 'em.
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Maybe... just maybe my boys'll
stop 'em from taking the book.
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Yeah, maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
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On the battle-station! Get those rocks on the double!
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Ready the catapult!
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By God let's give them one for!
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Company halts! Company halt!
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-Bing on the scout!
-My Lord, we have position on both fronts.
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-Fine, fine, fine... Where are they keeping my book?
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There my Lord, beyond the wall.
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That would be the most likely place.
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Right. Bring me forth into the castle!
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Forward!
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By havoc let them loose the dogs of war!
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To the castle!
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Death to the mortals!
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Arrows!
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Torch by!
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Steady...
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Fire!
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Squire, the second division approaching from the south.
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Ram the gates!
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Catapults!
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Fire!
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-Seek cover!
-Watch out!
-Make way!
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Ough! Oh, you miserable bags of bones!
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Pick yourselves up and sally arh... sally agh... sally forth.
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Forward!
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Clutches the door, now!
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Oooh! That's gotta hurt!
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Down you creatures! Arrows!
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We've broken through! The castle's ours!
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Fall back!
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Protect the book!
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God save us all.
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01:01:01,075 --> 01:01:04,203
Say hello to the 21st century.
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Come on! I got plenty for everybody!
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Up and get him!
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Sheila...
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We've secured the cortyard, my Lord.
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Excellent.
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-My Lord...
-Stay with the book!
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A bok where we are.
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01:03:27,722 --> 01:03:32,226
The Red! The Red! Duke Henry
and his men arrived!
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Bows, bolts arms and heads!
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The book is mine.
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01:04:32,411 --> 01:04:34,496
Now I'll cut your desert out.
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01:04:35,748 --> 01:04:37,833
Hey, where'd he go? Hey!
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Come to papa.
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Get him.
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01:05:18,624 --> 01:05:22,961
Oh you crazy bitch, get off me!
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01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:39,519
You found me beautiful once.
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01:05:38,852 --> 01:05:43,356
Honey, you got real ugly.
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There we are.
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Wanna play rough, ey?
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Prepare to die!
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You're going down.
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I'm goin' up.
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I'm coming for ya!
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01:07:40,807 --> 01:07:45,311
I'll spoil those good looks! Backstabber!
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01:08:11,838 --> 01:08:13,923
We cant hold the battle!
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01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:16,508
We will hold! We must protect the book!
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01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:32,316
I got a bone to pick with you. Come on.
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01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:23,451
At last! The book!
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01:09:28,581 --> 01:09:31,250
I posses the Necronomicon!
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01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:35,880
No I'll have my vengeance!
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01:09:35,046 --> 01:09:39,675
Buckle up bonehead, cause you're going for a ride.
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01:09:53,689 --> 01:09:56,191
Victory is ours!
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01:09:58,194 --> 01:10:02,072
-Retreat! Retreat!
-Let's get the hell out of here!
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Hey Henry.
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01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:28,992
How's it going?
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01:11:29,743 --> 01:11:32,871
Well won my friend.
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01:11:39,169 --> 01:11:41,087
We're brother's then...
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a new kingdom shall be born!
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01:11:46,468 --> 01:11:50,638
The book tells us that once you drink this liquid,
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and recite the words: Clatoo, Verata, Nicto
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thou shall awaken in thou own time.
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01:11:59,106 --> 01:12:03,819
Remember, you must recite the words exactly.
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I thought about staying.
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01:12:58,040 --> 01:13:02,210
They offered me a chance to lead them, teach them... to...
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01:13:01,376 --> 01:13:03,878
to be king!
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01:13:04,212 --> 01:13:06,297
But my place is here,
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so I swallow the juice, said the words,
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01:13:08,675 --> 01:13:10,134
and here I am.
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Did you said the words right this time?
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01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:17,308
Well maybe I didn't say every
single tiny little syllable,
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01:13:17,309 --> 01:13:19,144
no, but basically I said them, yeah.
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01:13:20,604 --> 01:13:22,397
Basically...
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01:13:25,358 --> 01:13:27,777
You know that story how you could have been king?
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01:13:28,737 --> 01:13:31,114
I... think it's kind a cute.
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01:13:32,324 --> 01:13:33,575
Yeah.
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01:13:52,385 --> 01:13:53,969
Die!
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01:14:08,443 --> 01:14:11,946
Lady I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
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01:14:11,821 --> 01:14:14,073
Who the hell are you?!
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01:14:14,199 --> 01:14:15,617
Name's Ash...
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01:14:17,661 --> 01:14:18,953
House-wares.
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01:14:39,849 --> 01:14:42,601
I'll swallow your soul!
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01:14:42,602 --> 01:14:43,686
Come get some.
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01:15:04,249 --> 01:15:07,585
Sure I could 've stayed in the past...
390
01:15:08,628 --> 01:15:10,296
coul of even been king...
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01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:16,803
But in my own way... I am king.
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Hail to the king baby.