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April 2017
CONTENTS
F E AT U R E S
42 P E E K - A - B O O
Youre not alone
in giving sidelong
glances to these
bodily features
48 M A R K E T
LEADER
The secrets of
supermarket aisles
revealed!
52 AGENTS OF
PROCRASTINATION
Dont get ahead of
yourselftake your
time with these toys
54 D R E W
ARELLANO
On running, being
blessed, and having a
really hot wife
58 S E A S O N S
H E AT I N G S
Two lovely sets of
beach bums for the
summer
COVE R
STORY
PHOE B E
WAL K E R
Shes a fighter
and shes
feeling good
April 2017
CONTENTS
VERGE 17 S E X 22 BOOST
DOSSIER BLOCKBUSTER
When mouthing off SEASON
10 D O U B L E takes a whole new Box-office heroics 7 2 N A R VA CA N
HEADER meaning are here again Extreme activities on
Math rock with its the sandy expanses
two musesor is that of Ilocos Sur
math rocks?
PULSE FITS
7 5 C R I S P Y- F RY
14 F A K E N E W S E V E RY T H I N G
The biggest lies and Because our
liemongers online 1 8 F O O D PA R K S 6 5 A REAL HERO stomachs also seem
Ironically, its always Your stylish to run on oil
15 S U R E F I R E hard to park at these travelgrams may
S U R V I VA L K I T places be the key to a free 78 N I S SAN J U K E
Bear Grylls would vacation Spread happiness
want to borrow these 2 0 KONTRA on the road with this
from you Riffs to take you out 6 6 HAT SUMMER little cars outsized
of this world Because an umbrella personality
16 S U M M E R is never a mans
PURPOSE 2 1 RIVERDALE answer to the heat 80 B I K E C I T Y
Might as well Does this live-action Suggestion: Ride
sweat while doing adaptation remix the during Holy Week
something fun comic succesfully?
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There was news of Noynoy Aquino illegally disproved by
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picked up. Me neither, he said, looking at
me. Lets stay for a while.
DO S S IER As all of our teammates left, it was
just he and I at the restaurant, talking
and laughing and joking. And when the
business
At the bar, he sat beside me, and we
started acting differently now that it was
just the two of us: no one else watching, so
full disclosure our flirting became more aggressive. He
would lean closer to me while I was talking,
never hurt anyone or become playfully touchy. And when it was
starting to get late, I whispered to him, tipsy,
would it be okay if I kiss you?
He just looked at me quietly, before he
moved in for the kiss himself.
We started making out in the restaurant,
under the dim orange light, not caring if the
waitresses or other guests could see. It was
late anyway, and we were both inebriated.
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KHATRINA BONAGUA This one-of-a-kind food caravan for a reason. Though parking
PHOTOGRAPHY: MARK JESALVA is what it says on the tin; the is quite the conundrum, the
place is beside a Katipunan-based joint steadily
covered basketball delivers in terms of food stuff
court that is enclosed and service. Other than the
by a wire mesh various stalls and a cocktail bar,
barricade so foodies people frequent the place for
can feel guilty [and the absolute dessert offering.
dizzy] watching If your girl has a sweet tooth,
players race down bring her here for the unbridled
the parquet floor sugar rush. Grab a milkshake,
while gorging on blue the ice cream
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Were no strangers to comic books migrating over to television; so Archie adaptation WORDS
Riverdale was a sure sell. But fans of the familiar and wholesome comics mythology had to Anne MARi ROnquillO
adjust their expectations to coalesce with the new Riverdale reality, as if adjusting the control
track on a VCR. The new teen drama is doused in millennial-flavored dressings, not shying
away from its promise of a darker and sexier take on the beloved comic.
The jump off point is a murder mystery, ways away from the framework of an
all-American teenage life that made the Archie Comics popular. The TV drama still relies on
most of the foundations built by the Archie universe, so you can be sure that Reggie Mantle is
still a jerk. But, egad! Things sure are different.
The town of Riverdale is Pleasantville in full color. These days, teenagers dont just sit
down, drink milkshakes, and worry about whos taking whom to the dance. Every other family
in Riverdale seems to be dysfunctional, each one harboring dark secrets that slowly unfold to
move the plot along. The Archie series has long capitalized on a clean and harmless bag of
tricks that get readers chuckling, but square characters are just unappealing.
The representation in the show would make Donald Trump squirm. Veronica is Latina,
while Josie of the Pussycats is African-American. Archie himself is played by Pacific Islander
KJ Apa. Riverdale remodeled character archetypes to speak to todays diverse audience, and
Luke Perrys Fred Andrews is testament that this indeed is a new generation of teen TV.
As for Riverdale being the live-action Archie fans have long waited for, its too soon to
say. The show is driven by its own strong millennial ethos that the comic characters seem like
mere templates. It will likely take on a life of its own, making nods here and there to its comic
origins as it plays on this generations truths and fantasies.
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a princess clone extraterrestrial big fucking
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kutob kutb
Excuse the esoteric nerd in us. Its just that couple of screen testsone with Phoebe in
we got into this strange mix of linguistics and Cecilias outfitbefore handing her the script
arcana in our conversation with this months and the character.
covergirl, Phoebe Walker, who talked about Sobrang kinabahan ako nun. I was
kutob as she recalled the feeling of winning like,Why is he entrusting me with the role
the Best Suporting Actress award at last years straightaway? Yun pala, their goal for the
Metro Manila Film Festival for her role as the movie was to have no big names for stars.
holy but tempting sister Cecilia in Seklusyon. They wanted fresh faces for a fresh concept.
Phoebe recalls it like it was yesterday: In Para hindi mabahiran ng celebrity (pedigree)
the morning of the awards night, I was taking yung istorya. As for the nudity, the director
a shower and my iPod was playing. Then for was upfront, telling me, Ill give you this role,
some reason the song How Far Ill Go from but I want to explain to you everything that
the Disney animated film Moana began to play. comes with it.
And yet I didnt recall ever having that song Perhaps what Phoebe had was more than
on my playlist. Super dinibdib ko yun, sabi ko, kutob, considering how things fell into place.
Aba, parang may chance ah... She almost didnt have a chance at the trophy;
And indeed she went all the way to Matti supposedly wanted to screen the film
victory, edging out Mercedes Cabral (Oro), a month earlier. But then, I dont know,
Cai Cortez (Ang Babae Sa Septic Tank 2: dumating yung deadline ng MMFF entries, eh
#ForeverIsNotEnough), and Gladys Reyes (Die tapos na rin (yung pelikula), so Direk was like,
Beautiful). Not bad for a newbie. Okay, lets try. Nothing to lose, Phoebe recalls.
Maybe it was her silent yet poignant acting Seklusyon swept the competition with a
that got her the nod of the MMFF jurors. total of eight awards, including Best Director.
To think that all Direk Erik Matti did was a
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IF ANYTHING, Phoebe
D I D N T A lW AY S R E lY
PREMIERE
CRUISE CONTROL
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special additive to
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Underarms
mostly we like em white and bare,
though dark and hairy may work
for some. underarm obsession has
continued to become such a big
thing that armpit fetish instantly
pops up as you start typing the
phrase on google. for further
viewing, follow @armpitislove and
@pinayarmpits on instagram for
your daily dose of pit loving.
3 Mole
think cindy
crawford, eva
mendes, and marilyn
monroe. or anne
curtis and solenn
heussaff. and dont
get us started about
nora aunor. theres
just something about
this beauty mark that
makes a woman, well,
grow on you.
4 Neck 5 Sweaty muscles
when a lady flips her hair, a strong is the new sexy, and
man should pay attention to sweaty muscles are the new
the neck and nape. thats blush-on. when you see a
your piece of often uncharted woman sweating her best
paradise right there. Because accessory and running harder
during the heat of the than her mascara, that means
moment, by no means should she does the hard work, and
you leave a womans neck does the work hard. we dont
untouched. have a problem with that.
06 Hair
trichophilia, or hair fetishism, is the act of
getting turned on at the sight, feel, or smell of
hair, both on her head and the one down there.
her crowning glory is after all a good indicator
of how good she takes care of herself. if her
hair rebond game is strong, you can almost be
sure she smells sweet in every place you could
imagine.
7 Thigh muscle 8 Hips
skinny legs are one thing, hips dont liethey shove
toned thighs are another. You the divine truth right in your
can count on the lady with face. what truth, you ask?
strong-looking hams to never that your woman oozes with
say no to a romantic night confidence, and every sway
stroll, or beat you at a 4k run. of her hips compels you to
drop whatever youre doing
and pay attention.
Butt cheeks
10 Venus dimples 11 Lower ab cut
09 not everyone has them, and
only those bestowed with
great abs speak of crazy
metabolic rates that can only
good health and a banging be acquired through countless
At their cutest, theyre perky and wobbly. sex life are said to have back hours spent at the gym or on
dimples, says our friends at the yoga mat. the tricky part
They go well with sandy beaches and really cosmo. having these little is lower ab cuts dont usually
hot weather. They go well with a glass indents can make it easier for show until youve dropped her
of champagne and a nice dress that falls [women] to have an orgasm, bottoms low enough. think
because the dimples facilitate of them as your gateway to
perfectly on her behind. They go well with good circulation around the heaven on earth. FH M
most everything in life. The world can never pelvis area, and that helps
have enough butt cheeks. [them] climax.
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Expiry and best before dates are a big part of
why certain items go on sale. At our company,
being competitive price-wise is our number one
priority so we always have something on-sale
every day. Most of these items are the ones
that will be expiring in six months or less, or for
SALE, perishable goods, a week or less, explains April
Mae Serafica, sales associate of an international
SALE, supermarket chain. These items are also usually
stocked at places that are close to the checkout
SALE! counter or near the entrances to be the most vis- WORDS ILLUSTRATIONS
ible products to the shoppers, adds Serafica. CHISE ALCANTARA MIKKE GALLARDO
2
Ever wondered why certain brands get into some
supermarkets and some dont? The lineup of brands come
from some sort of bidding where manufacturers buy their
place on the shelves, explains Serafica. Their placement
on the shelves, however, is based on the discretion
of the supermarket and there isnt anything like
a premium spot depending on how much
you bid. Most supermarkets just consider
whats most convenient for the customer
so they place items considering how
difficult it would be for the customer to
reach them. For example, placing heavier
items at the bottom for safety purposes.
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customers would have an easier time
looking for things they might need
for a certain situation. Like, we place
our health food and organic stuff
Its better to think of what youre
beside each other, our chips and
going to buy by relation. We
soda together for parties, as well as
usually place related products
eggs, bread, and rice as essentials,
next to each other so that
explains Serafica.
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as soon as these sections are
emptying, says Serafica. Though
it is also important to watch for
mid-day restocking because
sometimes, especially
during sale days, products
can go pretty fast that Dont ever feel judged by your fellow shoppers
our associates replenish even when half your body is already in the
stocks during the midday. freezer trying to reach for that perfect item
Of course the largest because at the back is where the best stuff
portion of fresh batches usually ends up. Stores are very particular
are put away into their in making sure that their shelves always look
places overnight since stocked-up and full. What ends up at the
no customers equals endcap (the front row items) are usually the
more work done, explains oldest because the store is trying to sell them
Serafica. before they have to go to the sale aisle. The
newest items are placed in the back and move
forward as soon as the old ones get sold, says
Serafica. FH M
PROCRASTINATION
Th es e Th i n g s e x i sT To k e e p man k i n d f r o m
g e T T i n g s h i T d o n e . B u T w e c a n T h aT e T h e m
B ecaus ewh o car es, we g oT Ti m e To k i ll!
La-Z Boy
There is a reason for the
name and its continuous
existence: with all the
other things on this list,
the idea is to keep awake
for as long as you can
doing nothingand then
when your resolve to do
stuff finally kicks in, the
idea is to knock yourself Phone
out. The la-Z Boyif heres a thought: what
you ever had the luck of would happen if we take
purchasing one or were your phone away for
able to convince your a day? would you be
boss to get oneis kind able to get things done?
of like the white elephant nobecause youd be
in the room, except that spending the entire day
you know what its good looking for it. would you
for. Their marketing be able to get things
pitch should be: sit! do done once youve found
nothing! You can do it! it? nobecause youd
be spending the rest of
the day thumbing on it
to see what you might
Beer have lost or missed.
The myth of Two Bottles: would you be able to get
when someone says, things done if we didnt
tara, two bottles! it is take it away in the first
never two bottles. There Food place? nobecause then
is time to waste and Bes, hungry rin ba kayo? some youd be shut out from
wouldnt it be nice to hapless soul sounds off from your the world, even though
unwind with a couple of study group, or from deep in the you make it appear like
brewskies. one bottle recesses of your cubicle farm. and youre accomplishing
is to feel the buzz; the the answer from everyone else is something.
second is to settle in a resounding Yes! after which
only after the succeeding everyone drops everything and
bottles does real drinking marches to the nearest food court.
happen. so what might it doesnt matter if real hunger
be happy hour becomes was even presentjust the idea of
walwalan, and the time stopping for food is good enough.
enjoyed, to the girlfriend,
is time wasted.
words illustration
JONJON BAUTISTA BORG SINABAN
Game Controller
Top five awful Things
the controller made
You do in the name of
procrastination:
5) made it enjoyable to
plow down hoes and
gangstas on grand Theft
auto.
4) copied homework all
throughout high school
so you can play counter-
strike every day.
3) declared bahala na
sa quiz bukas so you
could finish your nBa
finals series on 2k.
2) forget food, sleeping,
and basic hygiene in
hopes of beating the
Phallus high score in your
it starts with an itch to the groin. neighbors brick game.
You scratch it, accidentally brushing 1) refuse sex.
and consequently waking up the
pole. suddenly, all thats important
ceases to be. Your thoughts are
now empty. well, not emptyonly
filled with other things. in the
immortal words of Vince carter,
its over.
Facebook, IG,
Twitterthe whole
damn net for that Minecraft
matter heres a confession: some of us
so youre done with the here at fhm have never actually
movies four hours later, played minecraft, probably
and now youre finally because, for some reason, it
getting started on that exhausts quite a bit of intelligence
powerpoint presentation. and on certain days intelligence is
But something profound hard to come by. But there is one
pops into your head: among us who has kids whove
google who invented seen how it devours time. so ive
the powerpoint. soon, got a 10-year-old kid, and i see
youll be searching for him in front of the computer at 9
funny ppt presentations, a.m. playing minecraft. we do our
ppt fails, and of course thing at home. Twelve hours later
powerpoint porn. when and hes still playing minecraft and
curiosity cant kill your no one ever notices. why didnt i
productivity, you turn stop him from playing? i looked at
to: social media. Your what he was doing and got scared
exs look, im soooo that the kid was smarter than me.
happy to be single post. Bad parent.
celebrity beach selfies.
an instructional video
on the four ways to boil
an egg. mocha usons
anti-dds person to hate
update. Victory for
non-action!
D r e w A r e l l A n o
i s p r o o f p o s i t i v e
t h a t t h i n k i n g
h a p p y t h o u g h t s
a n d p u r s u i n g y o u r
p a s s i o n s i s t h e
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M A A N D A S I S PA M A R A N
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longer do you have to be on two-wheels like on FB with your hero origin story, tag
main man Jericho Rosalesas long as youre WranglerPH, and hashtag #TrueWanderer
a free and daring spirit, youve got a chance. and #Live2Wander. Dont have one (or three,
Twenty hopefuls get to go on a three-day max) that youre satisfied with just yet?
adventure challenge, and a weekly photo Youve got until April 19 to get out there, so
competition before the most well-traveled get moving!
of them all gets to bring home a hundred
grand worth of Wrangler merch, an
all-expense-paid Batanes trip for two, and
the Open Road Hero title belt.
WORDS : ASH MAHINAY
H A T S U M M E R
P u t a l i d o n yo u r lo o k th is mo n th h at
h a i r o ptio nal, b u t o p timal
Montauk Cap, P1,000, The Roosevelt Stars; Baseball Cap, P1,520, Saturdays Surf NYC;
Cooper Jacket, P8,640, Saturdays Surf NYC; Sunglasses, P4,000, Local Supply;
Birdwell x RVCA Tee, P1,400; Polka Dot Polo, P5,640, Engineered Garments
Camo Pants, P3,300, Saturdays Surf NYC; NY; Navy Slacks, P3,300, Saturdays Surf NYC
Lowcut Chuck Taylors, P2,090
All items, aside
from opener hat and
bucket hat, are from
Tenant Manila @
tenantmanila
LIFE ON THE
U PSWI NG
T R A V E L
Intro to
extreme
Too afraid To aTTempT Those deaTh-defying
acTiviTies on your buckeT lisT? maybe The safe
beginner courses aT The narvacan ouTdoor
advenTure hub could help you wiTh ThaT
The narvacan
outdoor adventure
hub is located at
brgy. bantay abot,
ilocos sur. make
sure to check out
their fb page for
bookings!
Why fall
when you
can fly
Weve learned to never trust ourselves
with our own safety because of the
many occasions that weve accidentally
hurt ourselves in the most unusual and
stupid ways (kaya laging sick leave eh).
If we were destined to kick the bucket
in a media event wed rather have the
headlines say, Dudes from FHM died
because of paraglider malfunction than
a couple dumbasses fell to their death
because they got confused and pulled
the wrong rope.
Luckily, youre in the safe hands of
paragliding experts from the Federation
of Sky Sports, who will keep you safe by
steering your paraglider while you take
memorable selfies and videos of your
trip. These guys are so awesome that
they can literally land your paragliders
on a peso on the ground. Just dont
scream so much because they tend
to do some extra mid-air 360-degree
spins to quiet down the noisy ones.
Road rage
Weve always scoffed at the fact that one
of our more sheltered staff members,
Chise, always gets his driver bring him to
work. Surprisingly enough, he does have
a drivers license, which he only uses for
identification purposes. Call him spoiled,
#blessed, or whatever, but we can all
agree that driving in Manila is horrible
for reasons so obvious that you dont
really need to be the one at the wheel
to see.
Maybe thats why driving and
jumping ATV's off sand dunes appealed
to an angry inner motorist side of
him that we had never seen before.
The abandoned Sulvec port near the
Narvacan River is the perfect place
to scare your passengers with your
aggressive inexperienced driving
because even though it might seem
like youre going to crash, you wont
theyll set it so you cant go up to the
dangerous gears and get too carried
away by the freedom of the open sand
road.
Crrrrispy!
The secReTs of The cRUNchiesT GRUB iN The MeTRoReveAled!
You know whats more blissful than the sound of food being deep fried? Its the noise that
happens when you bite that grub and hear that crusty sound. CRRRUUUNCH! Party in Crispy Pata
your mouth, heaven for your tastebuds. Crispy. Crunchy. Ever wondered how restaurants
by Livestock
make their specialties perfectly crusty? Is it the oil? The temperature? The ingredients? The
That a popsicle stick
expensive cookware? Or maybe, the chefs magic? Lets find out.
can pierce Livestocks
crispy pata is a
testament to the
goodness of this
dish: Their deep fried
pork knuckle melts in
your mouth just like
your favorite popsicle
ice cream. The stick
also doubles as a
knifego ahead, slice
the meat using it and
be amazed by how
incredibly tender the
meat is.
The Secret: Simmer
it in spices, refrigerate
overnight, and then
deep-fry until the skin
is golden and crisp.
As for the special
methods in between,
its confidential, says
Chef Cecilia. Sorry,
guys.
The Result: Mouth-
watering skin, melt-
in-your-mouth meat,
perfect to pair with
ice-cold beera fiesta
for your tastebuds.
This is definitely not
the kunat pata you
used to know.
Margherita Pizza
+ Pepperoni Pizza
by Stella
Theres something about
pugon cooking that makes
a food more flavorful,
Bacon French Toast Ice Cream and Stellas pizzas prove
by Livestock that. The pizzas crunchy
Bacon and ice cream? Dont be fooled by dough, delectable roasted
the seemingly unusual combination, as one tomatoes, plus the aromatic
bite will surely make you regret you even flavor their homemade
doubted this dessert. pesto provides, will make
The Secret: Just add water to the pan you forget all the other
enough to cover the bacon slices. Heat. pizzas you loved before.
Once the waters gone, fry it. Control Walang sayang, thats the
yourself from eating all the crispy bacon perfect phrase to describe it.
afterwards, please. The Secret: Its all in
The Result: Crunchy bacon and French the pre-heated oven, says
toast with a wonderfully crisp exterior and a Denise Tolosa, Stellas
tender center. Each bite with the vanilla ice resident chef. Make sure
cream gives you a taste of that sweet and the oven is hot before you
salty mix. bake the pizza. Pre-heat
it for 10 minutes or so.
Then cook for five to
eight minutes. Also, she
Fish Tacos by Zubuchon advises that you put a steel
Instead of throwing the skins of Parrot Fish and Lapu- tray inside the oven, then
Lapu, fishermen in Cebu and Palawan dry them up and slide the pizza onto that
sell them to restaurant ownersfrom trash to chow. preheated surface. The
The Secret: For Zubuchon, what they do is take absorbed heat in the steel
a pinch of salt and chili, and fry those skins in their helps cook and crisp your
homemade pork oil. Our homemade oil adds to the bottom crust. Parang may
flavor. And then its cooled a little bit for it to reach pugon ka na rin sa bahay,
a crispy texture, Joel Binamira, Zubuchon founder, adds chef Tolosa.
shares. Also, make sure the fish is dry before frying. The Result: Crispy, thin
Best to let it stay under the sun for two to three days. crust pizza that is perfect
The Result: Crispy, healthy, and environment-friendly, with a bottle of beer or
fish has never looked this yummy. two nah, dont count!
Truffle Fries
by Cav Wine Shop
Elevate your usual French fries with the earthy tang of Cav Wine Shops
Truffle Fries. Its potato heaventopped with truffle mayonnaise, crispy
shallots, and freshly grated parmesan cheese. Eat it with a fork so you
get to taste everything.
The Secret: We dont thaw the fries, says Cavs Hazel Valdez. The fries
are frozen when we throw it in the sizzling oil. Afterwards, you have to
strain it well. Remember: Avoid using paper towels to absorb oil from
your fried food. That makes the food soggy. Just let it air dry and thats it!
The Result: Prepare to say goodbye to your favorite fast food fries for
this crispier, tangier upgrade.
D I R E C T O R Y
LIVESTOCK
2nd floor, Uptown
Parade, Uptown
Bonifacio, Bonifacio
Global city, Taguig
city
opening hours:
11am to 12mn
873-6213
ZubuChOn
Yakal cor. Talisay
st., Makati city
opening hours:
10am to 10pm
800-5706
STELLa
Ground floor level,
Bonifacio high
street central,
Bonifacio Global
city, Taguig city
opening hours:
11:30am to 12mn
621-3111
CaV
Ground floor,
The spa Building,
lot 5, Quadrant
8 city center,
fort Bonifacio,
BonifacioGlobal
city, Taguig city
opening hours:
11am to 12mn
856-1798
Sunshine pill
How mucH morE FuN cAN You HAvE wITH A NISSAN JukE THATS
AlrEADY BuIlT For IT? DEPENDS wHo YourE wITH
worDS ALLAN P. HERNANDEZ | PHoToGrAPHY KURT ALVAREZ
M OTOR
EDITED BY
AllAN P. HERNANDEZ
allan.hernandez
@summitmedia.com.ph
mAkEuP: AmANDA PADIllA; moDEl: AuBrEY JAvIEr; SPEcIAl THANkS To TSuBASA ENATSu For THE SHooT locATIoN
Nissan There are really no two ways about it: if the its 116 horsepower engine with CVT and
Nissan Juke doesnt look fun to you, then you fundamental design, only there are more pops
Juke are too serious you could file it under Disability. of color. The Juke in Cosmic Blue has white
We mean, how could it not be? You can tell color accents for great IG photos by the sea;
R I D E S l I kE Nissan made it that way: you got four eyes the Black Obsidian has yellow color accents,
An agile creature popping out of their sockets (make it six if you kind of like a fantasy racer. The accents can be
count the pair of fog lamps below the main found on the roof spoiler, boot handle, tailgate
F E E l S l I kE cluster); there are practically no straight lines finisher, and rear bumper finisher. Inside, the
Fun on wheels. If your in its design, everything is curved or circular color pops on the meter hood stitching, shift
playlist is tight, youd and prominent in some places; inside they knob, console and door finisher, armrest, and
be singing all the way took the design of the center console from a air vent rings.
to the beach racing bike; it moves as sprightly as a yellow If a car can be this serious about having
insect in summer; you can actually buy it fun, how much more fun can you still have
in solar yellow, as can be seen here. With all with it without going all loony?
l O O kS l I kE these things happening, Nissan doesnt seem There really is only one thing we can think
A car that will not be to have any problems marketing the Juke as of: Take a girl for a drive out in the open
ignored the subcompact crossover that stands out. roads, where she can be happy and carefree
With its unconventional look, you couldnt and hopefully dressed as can be seen here. Tell
B UY AT possibly ignore the Juke even if you tried. us, when was the last time you took a girl out
P980,000 And then to make the Juke even more on a trip and you looked like the coolest couple
P1,080,000 for the interesting, Nissan has rolled out the N-Style out on the road? If you had a Juke and a girl,
N-Style this year. Nothing has changed with both it would all be perfect.
B O O K E N D E R
R E AL S AT I S FYI N G
BIKE RIDES IN
T H E M ET R O
WHErE YOU dOnT HAvE TO gO OUT
In THE COUnTrYSIdE TO dO SOME
SErIOUS PEdALLIng. EvEn BETTEr:
LYCrA SHOrTS ArE OPTIOnAL
WO r dS : ALLAn P. H E r n A n d E Z
MARIKINA
The countrys shoe capital is
also the biking capital because
its the only one with 52
kilometers of established bike
paths. Its not Copenhagen,
but the fact that theyre there,
and theres a Bikeways Office
that looks after them, means
that bikers have a sure place
in the city. It is possible to tour
the whole city on these bike Quiapo ride night when fixies, still in early development, its
paths. The will take you down foldies, and other kinds of in that empty subdivision
the riverbank, up main streets, bikes zip through Friday night phase. This means long
back streets, alleyways, through rush hour traffic in the general stretches of good concrete
neighborhoods, and even up direction of downtown Manila. roads. If you cant do long
the foot of the Sierra Madre rides yet, daang Hari is long
range in the border of Antipolo. MALL OF ASIA/ enough to get you in on it.
There are plenty of food stops M AC A PAG A L
along the way, the best being B O U L E VA R D ANTIPOLO
Lilac Street. But the real joy of Sundays at MOA and Although the road up is now
biking in Marikina is that there Macapagal Boulevard are busier than it used to, the
is a real bicycle culture going fairground affairs for the Antipolo climb is still the
on. People ride not to preen or different tribes in the local classic pick-up ride for many
pose; they ride because they bike culture. The cruisers are bikers. You can do it any time
can and want to. Theres every there. The fixed gear boys. The you feel like it, and the effort
kind of bicycle there and how foldies. The ones in classic is still formidable. For sure,
everyone goes around town on Italian road bikes. Everyone youll be back home in time
two wheels is a sight to see. is there. A bike tiangge also for lunch or dinner. If youre a
sprouts at the Jetti gas station leisure rider ready to take that
UP DILIMAN in Macapagal where you first mountain route, Antipolo
The Academic Oval has always can buy components and is still the way to go. FH M
been the favorite. Its planned accessories, and talk shop
out so that bikers and joggers with fellow bike enthusiasts.
get exclusive use of the inner
lane. But on Sundays, they B O N I FAC I O
have the oval all to themselves. GLOBAL CITY
Theres ample parking, and The modern buildings, the
squid balls and isaw for well-laid streets, the order
recovery food after an hour or by which motorists conduct
two of pedalling. After a while themselvesits thoroughly
though it could be boring. urban cosmopolitan. Food
Heres a tip: try venturing out choices are ace. Instagram
into the streets at the back of moments abound. Its how
the University Shopping Center. every city cyclist dreams
Its practically a Stranger Things the rest of Manila would be.
kind of neighborhood there. Therefore, if you are a biker of
the true hipster kind, BgC is
QUIAPO perfect.
This is one of those
destination-not-the-journey DAANG HAR I
kind of ride. Every first Friday This is the long stretch of
of the month, cyclists of road that bisects the Alabang-
all manner and persuasion Zapote road down south.
converge at Plaza Miranda in Former Senator Manny villars
the evening in a sort of meet-up real estate empire is building
and panata. Youll know its there, and because most are