Biwi ki 5 baatain kabhi samajh mein nahi aati..

1) Tum na bahut woh ho.. (Ab pata nahi woh se kya matlab?)
2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi. (To mujhse umeed kya thi ? kabhi batao to sahi..) .
3) Tum pahle jaise nahi rahe (To fir main pahle kaisa tha?)
4) Sach batana, main kaisi lagrahi hu. (Sach kya bolu? marna thodi hai.)
5) I am very stupid na.. (Ab haan bol diya to gayi Bhains pani mein.).............

Chuha Hathi Se Bola:

2 Din K Liye Apni Biwi Ki Br Dena.
Hathi: Has K,
Q Bibi Ko Pehnaega?
Chuha: Nhi Beti Ki Shadi Hai.
Tent Lagana Hai
Ladies Alag/Gents Alag.

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Friendship is:
A bond of love;
A medal of trust;
A shoulder in sadness;
A hand in darkness;
Something that doesn't cost;
And a jewel never to be lost..........best friendship sms/quotes ever......say your friend how she/he is
special 4 u

Winners: They Do Tomorrow's Work Today.. Averages: They Do Today's Work Today.. Failures: They Do
Yesterday`s Work today
Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye
Bacha nahi huaa
Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya tha
Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu.
Baba : 2,4 Din padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!! mastiful chutkule.....mast....jokes

"L" ko pakar k, "O" ko daba k, "V" mai daal k jb "E" ki awaz aey to samjh lo L V --love ho
gaya...!

Teacher-Dog?
Student-Bow Bow!
Tcher-Cat?
Student-Meow
Tcher-Lion?
Student-Aah Aah Aah Aaah..

Tcher: I said LION, Not 'Leone'..!

Hotel me Dinner karte Wife ne Leg piece

utha k Pati ko diya, bagal se ek Buzurg
Bole waqt ki baat hai,
Warna Hamari Begam bhi hume Taangey
utha utha ke deti thi...!!

Tackle life with all your skills;

Overcome each and every hill;
If you persist with all your will;
You will enjoy life's thrills.
Good morning!

Happy perfume day

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khushbu jo apko Diwaana bana de...

Nothing is interesting in life. If you are not interested.

`G```D`
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(( Come-on Get-up
_(_(_
\___/?

Tea ready...Good morning hv a nice day

One must always have a unique character like SALT.

It's presence is not felt but it's absence sure makes things tasteless.
Good morning!

Everything you want is out there waiting for you to ask.

Everything you want also wants you. But you have to take action to get it.........motivational quotes

- Jules Renard quotes

Din Bhar Ki Thakan Ab Mita Lijiye,

Ho Chuki Raat Roshni Bujha Lijiye,
Ek Khubsurat Khwab Raah Dekh Raha Hai,
Bus Palkon Ka Parda Gira Lijiye. .......good night sms

Pati Ke Marne Ke Bad

Patni Ne Akhbaar Mein Add Diya..
Antim Sanskar Mein Jo Bhi Aaye
Uske Liye Dhanyavad.
From:
Kajal,
Age 26
Gora Rang,
36 24 36,
Bachche Nahi Hai.

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Rku Jitna Utni Bagawat H,

Lagta Hai Aisa Haal-e-dil Kee...Tum Zarrat H
Wo Tere Dilksh Lab, Wo Teri Madmast Aankhe,
Ae JAAN
Fir Ek Baar Unhe Chumne Ko Ji Chahta Hai..!! .........romantic sms/quotes/msgs in hindi

Log Dekhenge To Afsana Bana Denge.

.
Jaanu
.
Yu Mere DiLMe ChaLi Aao Ke Aahat Bhi Na Ho.!!

Ae Meri Jaan-E-Ghazal Kyu Teri Chahat Naa Karu ? Saans Ruk Jae Agar Tujhse Muhabbat Naa Karu.

Best HaPPy Life quotes/msgs:

Heart is d only machine dat works without any rest 4 yrs.
Keep it happy always whether its 'urs' or 'others'!
Be Happy Always

.....sweet good night sms

Banta: Ek white colour ka cndm dena.

Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

,-.-.-._' //'_.-.-.-.,
''-.,-.-'(i):'-.-,.-''
.____-..-'()'-..-'
Meri Qute si butterfly
Itni dur Udkar aapko
"GooD" "MorninG"
kehne aayi hai

........love msgs

Short bt superb msgs- " Miss the 1 who z ready 2 miss anythng 4 u"

The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.....heart touching
sms...

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Out of all relations Friends hold the best place.
No ego
No break-ups
No frustation
No commitments
Just sharing the best and the worst too!
Remembering you, my dear friend!

6 Best Ethics of Life:

Before you pray-Believe
Before you speak-Listen
Before you spend-Earn
Before you write-Think
Before you Quit-Try &
Before you Die-Live ........best life quotes

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W-without I-information F-figh E-evertime......very funny jokes on wife

Mom: hey, u useles fellow, get up, sun has already come...
Son: oh mom, mind it.. He sleeps earlier than me... Plz relax..!
Attitude rockz!
GOOD MORNING

Palak Jhuka Kr salam Krte H

Dil ki dua apke nam karte H
Kabul ho agar to muskura dena
Hum yeh pyara Sa din apke nam karte h
Good Morning

I need a kiss;
I require hugs;
I long for love;
I yearn for warmth;
I want to feel an intimate touch.
But mostly I need all the above. And that too, from you and you only!
Miss you, sweety !......romantic sms

Don't let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see.
Don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
Always live an honest and truthful life. ........best life quotes
Good morning!

Mountain, rain or summer heat;

Your friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me dear what is sweet?
Is that you or your heartbeats?
Happy Birthday Sweetheart! ``$`` best birthday quotes ever | best birthday msgs``$``

Relationship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with love, care, tears and cheers. But it dries
up if left untouched.

Bhej Kar Ye Sms Humne Aapko Yaad Kiya Hai,

Phir Na Kehna Nazar-andaz Kiya Hai.
Na Shikwa Na Koi Bahana Hoga.
Is Sms Ki Kasam Aapko Abhi K Abhi Muskurana Hoga........flirt your girl/girlfriend

Sun is haPPy Moon is anGry Why. . .?

Because, mOOn is missing U &
Sun is wishing U. . . Gud Morning. .Hv Nice Day Buddy !

Khushbu ki tarah meri har sans main,

Pyar apna basane ka wada karo.
Rang jitne tumhari mohabat ke hain,
Mere dil me sajane ka wada karo

Mera saath na de koi, chalna mujhe aata hai,

Har Aag se Wakif hoon, jalnaa mujhe aata hai.

You're talking of Twitter and sms/msg;

Even in my real life, my communication to my wife is limited to 140 characters only.

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Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and Throw ur mobile also into well,
Because u r not Messaging me Well!
Kisi ko dil ka deewana pasand hai
kisi ko dil ka nazrana pasand hai
auron ki pasand to hume pata nahi
hume to apka muskurana pasand hai.

As cold water & warm iron take away the wrinkles of the clothes,
a cool mind and warm heart takes out the worries of life.
Love Life, it's simply beautiful. Good day!

I lve s much m heart is sur. As time ges n I lve u mr, Yur swt smil. Your lving fac
No1 will vr tak ur plac.

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ap jab samne se gujar jate hain,

arman dil k ubar jate hain,
dekh kr aapki pyari surat,
phool bhi nikhar jate hain.__tarif msg/Husn ki Tareef Shayari/Tareef Shayari in Hindi

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tarif msg

Dekhi Hazaron Mehfil

Par Ye Fiza Kuch Aur Hai,
Jalwe Dekhe Hai Hazaro
Par Aapki Ada Kuch Aur Hai,
Waise To Hazaro JaaM Piye Hai
Par Aapka Nasha Kuch Aur Hai.....tarif sms in hindi

........tarif sms in hindi

SuBaH LiKHuNGa
SHaaM LiKHuNGaa
HaR-DiN TeRa
NaaM "LiKHuNGaa..
Wo KaLaM" BHi
DeeWaNi Ho "JaYeGi
JiS "KaLaM-Se
TeRa NaaM "LiKHuNGaa..!!
Mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ka wicket gira diya,
uska baap umpire tha, meri ball ko no ball bata diya.

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Height of responsibility,
1 aadmi library me jakar..
suicide karne k tarike wali book hai kya..?
Librarian ghurte huye
waapis karne koun aayega ?

aap ki 1 miss call ek din ki khushi..

aap ka 1 sms 1 week ki khushi..
aap ki 1 call 1 month ki khushi..
aap ki 1 mulaqaat 1 year ki khushi..
aur aap ka pyar..umer bhar ki khushi..

Aap Ki Yadain Amanat Hain Hamari,

Aap Ki Khushi Chahat Hai Hamari,
Aap Se Wafa Mohabbat Hai Hamari,

Har subah aapki FINE ho

Dildar dosto ki LINE ho
Aapki life sada SHINE ho
Rab kare aapke labon pe.
Roz khushi ki SMILE ho
Good Morning

Chand ka colour he white,

Rat ko chamakta he bright,
Humko deta he mast light,
To mein kaise so jao kahe aapko bina GOOD NIGHT

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum ..

Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum ..
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum ..
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum

Aj ek bat kehta hu
Pyar se good night kehta hu
Ye ek rat nahi
Har rat kehta hu
Santa: Why the sun sets and rise everyday?

Banta: Good morning and Good evening bolne ke liye

I know, I accept, I believe and I admit that I'm a big '0' (Zero).
I am simply incomplete without HER. And if I have HER, I shall be a
HER + 0 = HERO! `` * beautiful sms for girlfriend * ``

Betaab Se Rehte Hai Teri Yaad Mein Aksar

Raat Bhar Nahi Soote Teri Yaad Mein Aksar
Jism Mein Dard Ka Bahana Sa Bana Ke
Hum Toot Ke Rote Hai Teri Yaad Mein Aksar. .

Uske Saath Rehte Rehte Uski Aadat Ho Gai,

Uss Se Baat Karte Karte Chahat Ho Gai,
Ek Pal Na Mile To Becheni Si Hoti Hai,
Dosti Nibhate Nibhate Mohabbat Ho Gai.

Yaad Rukti Nahi Rok Pane Se,

Dil Manta Nhi Kisi k Samjhane Se
Ruk Jati H Dhadkan Aapko Bhool Jane Se,
Isliye Apko Yad Krte H Message k Bahane Se

MaaNGi Thi HaMNe

KhuDa Se MoHBBaT Ki ZiNDGi..!!
KhuDa Ne UN Se MiLa KaR
ZiNDGi Ko Hi MoHBBaT BaNa DiYa..!!

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Jo badal jaye wo yaar kaisa?

Jo chhod jaye wo sath kaisa?
Log aksar kahte hain mujhe phir se pyar ho gaya
Par jo phir se ho jaye wo pyar kaisa ?????

Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the,

Santa : Aab bus hua.
hum khel band karte hain.
Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara
ghoda, aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.
Degrees of Girls.!
B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lips and Body
M.B.A = Married but Available

1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai

Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu
Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya.

Very funny Virgin Rumor

Santa was curious, he asked his friend Banta: "Was your wife a virgin when you married her?
Puzzled Banta replied, "I really don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."

Hot tea aapke bed pe h

Suraj ke kirne aapke head pe h
Newspaper aapke gate pe h
Ab to uth jao good morning karne ke
liye mera SMS wait pe h

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Sapnay Ki Tarha Tujhey Saja K Rakhon

Chandni Raat Ki Nazron Se Chupa K Rakhon
Meri Taqdeer Meray Saath Nahin Hai
Warna Zindagi Bhar Tujhay Apna Bana K Rakhon

Suraj ki hui hai INCOMING..

Chand ho gaya hai OUTGOING..
Hawao ko nhi lagta hai ROAMING..
I AM WISHING U A very very Lovely GOOD MORNING

A valuable lesson is taught by a Traffic Signal.

Every problem is like a Red Signal. If you wait for sometime, it will turn Green.
Good Morning!......motivational good morning quotes

Long Hai Manzil, Very Far Hai Kinara;

Fir Why Nahi Aaya Today sms Tumhara;
Forget Gaye Number or Name HamaAra;
Ya Fir You Found Someone, Humse Bhi Pyara!
Bahut Khoobsurat Unka Har Andaaz Hai;
Haqiqat Hai Ya Khwaab Hai;
Khushnaseebon Ke Paas Rehte Hain Woh;
Mere Paas To Bas Unki Meethi Si Yaad Hai!

aaja avi sardi ka mosam nahi gujra

Paharo per abhi bhi baraf jami hai
sab kuch to hai mere paas
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Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane ki,

aur koi khawahish nahi is Dewane ki,
shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai.....
kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khuubsurat banane ki.

A nice line 2 propose to girl/girlfriend-

Aajtak jo hum tumse kah na sake,
aaj pyar se iqrar karte h..
Jise tum roz dekhte ho aaine me,
Hum usse bepanah pyar karte hai...!

We may not Achieve Everything that we Dream. But

We will not Achieve Anything unless we Dream.. !! G(-)(-)D NIGHT

Nind ki aankho pe ho rahi hai fighting tight,

Is dark sky main dikh rahe hain taare white,
Ab bhuja ke apni light, Hum aapse kahte hai
Good night........good night quotes in Hindi

Forget the things that make you sad;

Remember the moments that make you glad;
Forget the troubles that passed away;
Accept the blessings that comes your way.
Good night! Sweet Dreams Dear......sweet good night quotes

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Subah ka har Pal ARMAAN banke aye,

Din ka Ujala Nayi SHAAN banke aye,
CHAMKTI rahe Aapke CHEHRE pe Hansi,
Hr Naya Din aisa MEHMAAN banke aaye.
Good Morning..
Santa aamlet bana raha tha usne aanda tora to aanda khali nikla!
Santa haran hokar bola ghor kalyug hai murgiye vi abortion karwane lagi hai!

Teri Mohabbat To Mera Muqadar Hai;

Yeh Manzil Chahe Mile Ya Na Mile;
Par Mujhe Rahaat Jarur Milti Hai;
Ae Dost, Tujhe Yaad Karne Se!

Tere khamosh Honton Par Mohabbat Gun-Gunati Hai,

Tu Meri Hai, Main Tera Hun, Bus Yehi Aawaz Ati Hai!!

Apne SEENE Se Laga Kar Mere Gum Dur Karde..

Tujhse JUDA Na Ho Pau Itna Majbur Karde..
Meri Nas-Nas Me Bas Jaye Pyar Tera.
Main Kisi Ko Na Dekhu tu itna majbur karde..

Lagta Hai Koi Hum Se Khafa Hai

Par Uski Har Sasns Mein Wafa
Nahi Hai Us Jaisa Koi Duniya Mein
Tabhi To Us Par Meri Ye Jaan Fida Hai

This winter, let me be your summer. //(Very romantic quotes just 4 sweetheart/GF/girlfriend)

Ek tu, ek main, ek baat ho apni

Dil se dil mile, hoth se hoth sile aisi raat ho apni..........romantic one 4 girlfriend

Naram palko k saye me chupa lu tumko,

jee karta hai is jahan se chura hu tumko,
bas dar yahi hai ki toot na jaye sanse,
warna apni saanso me basa lu tumko.

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Dur hokar karib hona nazakat hai meri

Yaad bankar ankho se behana sararat hai meri
karib na hote hue b kareeb paoge qki
ehshash bankar sath rehna adat hai meri

:i!i!i:..:i!i!i:.
(i!i good !i!)
'+ 'night' +'
"+:,:+"
 I give my heart to my "frnds"
to wish "Good night'' & swt dream.

||New Good Morning sms 2013|| ||Facebook Cover Photos||

AE 'Suraj' mere apno ko pegam dena, KHUSHI ka din HANSHI ki sham dena,
Vo jab bhi uthe need se, To unke chehre par pyari si 'MUSKAN' dena...

Wo pyar jo hakikat mai pyar hota hai...zindgi me sirf ek bar hota hai...
nigaho k milne se phle dil mil jaye ye ettifak sirf ek bar hota h

Agar pata hota ki kal rat tum aaogi khuwabo me mere

to tere kasam apni palko me gulab ki pankhudhiya saja k sota..

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Nzar h kb unse bat hogi, khuda jane kb ye ittefak hogi,

yu to har sham milte h khwabo me, jane kb ru ba ru unse mulakat hogi.

Nas Nas me Uska Pyar lahoo bankar Bahata Hai, Har Pal Khayalo me Uska Chehra RehtaHai.
Meri Dua Le Aayegi Use Paas Mere, Mera Man ka Vishwas yahi Kahata Hai.

Jo Wafa karte hai numaish nahi karte, Zehar pee lete hai farmaish nahi karte,
Jinke paas ho aap jaisa Tohfa, Woh kisi aur cheez ki khawish nahi karte.

Nafz Dekha To Bimar Likh Diya

Rog Dekha To Pyar Likh Diya
Shukr Guzar Hai Hum Uss Hakim Ke
Jisne Dawa Ki Jagah Unka Didar Likh Diya

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Kisi Ne Kya Khub Kaha Hai...

"Kisi Se Judaa Hona Agar itna Aasan Hota...
to Jism Se Rooh ko lene Kabhi Farishte na Aate...!!"

Jab tujhe basaya hai rooh ki gehrayo me.......To ye kaise mumkin hai
ke mai tujhe yaad karu aur teri dharkan tez na ho...
Har Taraf Padhai Ka Saya Hai.
Har Paper Me Zero Aaya Hai.
Hum To Yuhi Chale Jaate Hai
Bina Muh Dhoye Exam Dene.
Aur Log Kehte Hai
"Saala Rat Bhar Padh K Aaya Hai" _____ very funny exam jokes 2013 _____

Gf To Santa : Agr Tum So Rahe Ho

To Mujhe Apni Yade Bhej Do.!
Agr Jag Rahe Ho To
Apne Khawab Bhej Do...!
Agr Tum Kahi Ja Rahe To
Apni Parchai (Shadow) Bhej Do....!
Santa : Me Tatti Kar Raha Hu To Tatti Beju.? _____ funny sms 2013 _____

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The most powerful word for success Today

T-This is an
O-opportunity to
D-do
A-a work better than
Y-yesterday.......success quotes

Maa ka aanchal
Dhoop mein badal
Maa ki Bahain
Neend ki Rahain
Maa ka Daman
Hansta Sawan
Maa ka Gussa
Pyar ka Hissa
Maa ki dua
Jannat ki hwa......mother's day sms in hindi

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Upper jiska ant nhi use aasma kahte hai
es jahan me jiska ant nahi use Maa kahte hai_____ best maa sms/ mother's day sms in hindi

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I looked at the rising Sun and asked, "What have you to teach me today?"
I heard a voice which said, "Always generate more light than heat".
Have a very good morning!

May God decorate each golden ray of the Sun falling on you with success, happiness and prosperity!
Wish you a super-duper Happy Birthday!........happy birthday greetings msgs

One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you
Crying today.
He told me i have lost my
Beautiful start.
It was a day when you were born.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".........best birthday quotes/messages

Attitude quote at d time of depression:-

"I consider myself very very lucky 2 be "ALONE"
Bcoz now I have nobody to lose..!

Read more:http://www.latestsms.in/#ixzz2Q9TXRsgp

Rishte to bante hai upar wale ki duniya me, hum to sirf nibhana jante hai, pata nahi dusre janam ke
bare me, par pyar aapka har janam me pana chahte hai...

Uljhan agar koi aa jaye to hmse na chupana,sath na de zuban to ankhon se jatana,hr qadam pe sath
hain hum apke, apna sathi bnaya hai to zarur azmana.

Na mangi dua,Na koi guzarish ki.Na koi fariyad,Na koi numaish ki.Jab bhi jhuka sir sjde me KHUDA
ke,bs Aap jaisa HAMSAFAR paane ki khwahish ki...

Kehne ko shabd nahi hai,Bhejne ko naye SMS nahi hai,Par dil se1bat kehte hai,Apna khayal rakhna
Kyuki hamare pas aap jaisa dusra nahi hai...

Kuchh khubsurat sath chhuta nahi karte.

Ye waqt ye lamhe rutha nahi karte.
Milte hai kuchh log aise zindgi me.
Jinse rishtey kabi tuta nahi karte..

Latest, New, Love Romantic SMS -

Dil Hi Dil se Dil Ki bat Ho jaygi

Aaine me dekho Khudko Hmse Mulakat Ho jygi
Sikwa na kriye Hmse Milne ka
ankh Band kriye Humse Mulakat Ho Jyagi.

:: Love and Romantic SMS ::

Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahi dete,
Dil ko jazbat ka tohfa nahi dete.
Hum to tumhe chand bhi de dete,
Magar afsos chand ko chand ka tohfa nahi dete!

Love romantic sms Hindi -

"Rab s pani manga to sagar diya,
Phool manga to bagicha diya,
Ghar manga to mehal diya,
Akhir rab s rab hi ko manga to"Aap" jesa pyara sa hamsafar de diya....

Dua me labo par mera naam rakhna,

Nigaho me apni yahi andaz rakhna,
Dena chahte ho agar khushiya hume,
to Khush rehna aur apna KHAYAL rakhna...

Tanha ho kabi to mujhe dhoond lena.

Is dunia se nahi apne dil se pooch lena.
Apke as pas hi kahi rehte hain hum yadon se
nahi to sath guzare lamho se pooch lena.

Love romantic sms Hindi -

Aisa Lagta Hai Kuch Hone

Ja Rha
Hai,
Koi Meethe
Sapno Me
Khone Ja
Raha Hai.
Dheemi Kar
De Roshni
Apni Ae
'Chand',
Mera Koi Apna Ab Sone Ja Raha Hai

Read more:http://www.latestsms.in/love-romantic-sms.htm#ixzz2FnDQmmOA

To love someone is Nothing.....

To be loved by someone is Something...
To be loved by someone U love is Exciting... BUT
To be loved by God is Everything

If Girl In Luv,
Hr Parents Ask:
Who Is Dat Idiot?
If Boy In Luv,
His Parents Ask:
Idiot, Who Is Dat Girl?
Moral:
No Matter
Whoevr In Luv,
Boyz R Always Idiots...

Wen Sadness Fills Ur Hrt

Wen Tears Flow In Ur Eyes
Alwys Remembr 3 Things..
1. I M Wid U,
2. Still Wid U,
3. Alwys Wid U
Keep In Touch ;-)
Have A Nice Day

Luv Is Kind
Luv Is Blind
If I Kiss U
Plz Dont Mind

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D Most Romantic Story Is Not
Romeo & Juliet, Who Died Together
Bt Me & U, Who Will Grow Old Together

Love is friendship set on fire.

Absolute hearty desire

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing. - Goethe

Love can touch us 1 time and last for a lifetime,

and never let go till we're gone.

Once in a while, in the middle of an ordinary life,

love gives us a fairy tale

Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.

"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." - Mark Twain

Love- D Simplest thing of ALL and it has D most complicated explanation

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. ~
Mignon McLaughlin

Love its a 3 letters words give the pain to 2 person if missed any of them

love is like a forest where brave tigers are killed by the beautiful eyes of deers.

I WILL Conquer the whole

world with my single hand
IF You are holding the other.

New style of proposing Boy: can I take a photo.

Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children
How their mom looked in Her younger age.

Kabhi hasata hai pyaar,

Kabhi rulata hai pyaar,
Har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pyaar,
Chaho ya na chaho,
Par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pyaar.

Apne dard-E-dil ka hamdard hame hi paaogey,

In tanhaiyon mein saath hame hi paaogey,
Door hain tum say to kya huwa,
In dooriyon mein sabse kareeb hame hi paaogey.

Hazaron Khwahishen Aise Ke Har Khawahish Pe Dum Nikle;

Bahut Nikle Mere Armaan, Lekin Phir Bhe Kam Nikle!
~ Mirza Ghalib

Tu Wo Zaalim Hai Jo Dil Mein Reh Kar Bhi Mera Na Ban Saka, Ghalib;
Aur Dil Wo Kafir Jo Mujh Mein Reh Kar Bhi Tera Hogaya!
~ Mirza Ghalib

Unke Dekhne Se Jo Aa Jaatie Hai Munh Par Raunaq;

Woh Samajhte Hain Ke Beemaar Ka Haal Achcha Hai!

If I could take one thing away from us, it would be distance. Terribly, miss you babe!

Buhat Chahenge Tumhe, Magar Bhula Na Sakenge;

Khayalon Mein Kissi Aur Ko La Na Sakenge;
Kissi Ko Dekh Kar Aansu To Ponch Lagein;
Magar Kabhi Aapke Bina Muskura Na Sakenge!

Na Jane Itni Mohobbat Kahan Se Aa Gayi Uss Ajnabee Ke Liye;

Ke Mera Dil Bhi Uski Khatir, Aksar Mujhse Hi Ruth Jaaya Karta Hai!

SMS doesn't mean:

S: Short
M: Messaging
S: Service
It only means:
S: Sweet
M: Memories
S: Shared
with a special, loving, caring, cute and sweet person like U!

Inn Baadlon Ka Mizaaj Bhi Mere Mehboob Jaisa Hai;

Kabhi Toot Ke Barasta Hai, Kabhi Be-rukhi Se Guzar Jat Hai!

We fall in love and love all around in our mind, heart and thought and we need to express these
overwhelming emotion to girlfriend. Here is most creative composition of - best love sms - for true
lovers or girlfriend, deeply loving boyfriend.
Read more:http://www.latestsms.in/best-love-sms.htm#ixzz2FnD9J6du

Jis k Iqrar Ka Intzar Tha Mujhe

Jane Kyu Us Se Itna Pyar Tha Mujhe
ae KHUDA Aa Hi Gaya Wo Hasin Pal,
Jab Usne Kaha Tumse Bahut Pyar Hai Mujhe..

There may be more than 8.5 billion people in this world

BUT

Sometimes we really need JUST ONE..!!

Kuchh Log Pyar krte HE

Nibhane K Liye
Kuch Log Pyar Krte He BhuL jane k Liye
Pyar kro To Esa kro k Dono Tdpe
Ek Dusre K Pas Ane k Liye.

Jis sham mere lab pe Tera nam na aye

khuda kre aisi koi sham na aye
ae SHONA
ye kbi mumkin hi nhi ki mai afsana likhu or Tera naam na aye

Apke dilpe ek din raj krenge

Kbhi is bat pr hum naz krenge
Apke liye us khuda se sari khushiya mang kr
Apko ek aansu k liye b mohtaaj krenge

Dil badal na dena sim ki tarah,

mohabbat low na karna battery ki tarah
pyar kum na karna balance ki tarah
hamesha zarurat mehsus karna charger ki tarah.

Jo Aasani Se Mile Usko Chahna Ek Samjhota H

Usko Paana Safalta H
Par
Jab Pata Ho Wo Nahi Milne wala Hume
Fir bi Usi Ko Chahna Wo Pyar Hai
Kuch Lamhe or Uska Sath Chahta Tha
Ankho Me Thami Wo Barsat Chahta Tha
Janta Hu Bahut Chahti Thi Wo Mgar
Uski ZubanSe 1Baar Izhar Chahta tha

Jis Din Unka Didar Ho Jata Hai.

Us Rat Sona Duswar Ho Jata Hai.
Marta Hai Koi Hum Par Bhi.
Ye Soch kar Aapne AapSe Pyar Ho Jata Hai.
love u so much..

Phul Or Pedo ne Dharti Ko Dulhan

Ki Tarah Sajaya
Ae-Khuda Meri Sari Khusiya Usko Dena
jisne Muje Apna Aashiq Banaya Hai.

Haste Dilo Me Gum Bhi He

Muskurati Ankhe Kabhi Num Bhi He
Dua Karte He Aap ki Hansi Kabhi Na Ruke
Kyuki Aap ki Muskuraht K Diwane Hum B hai.

Humne dil ko lakh samjhaya ki

unhe yaad karna chod do,
par dil ne kaha unhe kaise chod do
jo saanso may basa ho.
to saans lena hi chod du. Love U

Mohabbat bhi ajeeb si hoti hai.

Har lamha unki kami si hoti.
Chahte hai unko is kadar hum.
Zara si kharoch unko lage to takleef hume hoti hai..

Unhe Kaise Bhula Sakte HE

Jinki Hasi Pe Hum Marte HE
Kaise Kar Den Unhe Khud Se Juda
Unki Awaaj Se Bhi Hum Behad Pyaar Karte He.
Love u

Ishq me aise arma bhi hote hain,

Khuli ankhon me bhi khwab hote hain.
Gam me hi ashq behte hain,
Par hansti ankhon me bhi shailab hote hain.
For every day, I miss you.
For every hour, I need you.
For every minute, I feel you.
For every second, I want you.
Forever, I love you.

Samandar Ki Khamosi Uski Gehrayi Batati Hai,

Dosto Ki Kami Apni Tanhayi Batati Hai.
Vaise To Dost Hamesha Pyare Hote Hai,
Par Unki Kimat Unki Judayi Batati Hai.

Mere Jazbaat Se Waqif Hai Meri Qalm, Faraz;

Main Pyaar Likhon To Tera Naam Likha Jata Hai!

Tujhe Sochun Toh Pehlu Se Sarak Jata Ha Dil Mera;

Mein Dil Pe Haath Rakhkar Dhadhkano Ko Thaam Leta Hun!

Itna Na Tarpao Ke Koi Gunaah Kar Loon Main;

Phir Na Kehna Ke Kyun Barbaad Kiya Khud Ko, Meri Muhabbat Ke Liye!

Good morning texts;

Kisses on the forehead;
Long goodbyes & Tight hugs;
Holding hands and long stares;
Silence that isn't awkward;
And waking up beside you!
This is all that I need!

dekhi hazaron mehfilen par ye fiza kuch aur hai, jalwe dekhe hazaron par unki adaa kuch aur hai,
waise to jaam hain hazaron, par unki dosti ka nasha kuch aur hai..........................! !!

jab koi itna khas ban jaye, Uske bare main hi sochna ehsas ban jaye toh mang lena khuda se use
jindagi k liye isse pahle k wo kisi aur ki sans ban jaye.

Ruth jao kitna b mana lenge

Dur jao kitna b bula lenge
Dil aakhir dil he sagar ki ret to nahi
K naam likh kar usse mita denge

Kaho Tu Phool Ban Jaon,

Tumhari Zindagi Ka Ek Asool Ban Jaon,
Suna Hai Rait Pai Chal K Tum Mehak Jatay Ho,
Kaho To Ab Ki Bar Zameen Ki Dhool Ban Jaon,
Bohat Nayab Hoty Hain Jinhain Tum Apna Kehty Ho,
Ijazat Do K Main Bhi Iss Qdar Anmool Ban Jaon...

tod do kasam agar khayi hai, kabhi yaad kar lene mein kya burai hai, yaad unko kiye bina reh bhi to
nahi pate, dil mein jagah jo unhone kuch aisi banai hai................!!!

Tere hath ki kash main wo lakeer ban jaun Kash main tera muqaddar teri taqdeer ban jau Main tujhe
itna chahun k tu bhool jaye har rista Sirf main hi tere har rishtay ki tasweer ban jaun Tu aankhain
band kare to aaun main hi nazzar Is tara main tere har khuwab ki taabeer ban jau

A boy saw his g.f sitting hands in hands wid anothr boy.
He cam home n msg hs gf
I saw ur duplicate in d cofe shop 2day
Luv n trust hv no Limits!!

Very cute:
A boy & her gal were standing in front of a mirror
The gal asked, What do u c?
The boy smiled and said, The rest of my life..

BF msg 2 his Gf:

Baby Sorry 2 Disturb u.
can u send Me Ur Photo?
Its Urgent
Serious matter

we r playing cardS & Ive Lost my Queen

A touchng fight!
BOY- I want to end our relationship..I am going to return you everything you gave me!
GIRL-ok then lets start with love

Most romAntic line:

A boy told his girlfriend- Your eyes are just too
beautiful!

D girl replied- yes,they r beautiful,only bcoz u stAy in

dem.

As i look back in my life, I Remember Tears i Cried

Jokes i laugh @ Things i lost & Misd by
Bt Dere is 1 thing i nevr Regret Its D day
JAB WE MET

*Cutest confession ever by a lover 2 his love*

When i Cry, i see U in my Tears
But,
I Clean my Tears, so that No One else can see U.

If i could bring back Memories

i would bring the first day i kissed u
i look u in the eyes and felt love..
thanks god an angel came into my life!

I couldnt become her tears when she cried neither her smile when she laughed..
But she become my breathe upon which I live..

Cute lines by a girl who fell in love:

He stole my heart & Im planning to take a revenge
Im going to steal his last name

Life is a story written by Gods hand..

I do not know how you got into my story..?
But I pray you stay in it,
Until God writes my last chapter.

BF-I Love when u cry badly..

GF-Why is it so ?
BF-Bcoz dats d only moment u hug me
the most possible tightest way u can!!

tu hi bata ai dil tujhe samjau kaise,

jise chahta hai tu use nazdik lau kaise,
u to har tamnna har ehsas hai vo mera
magar us ehsas ko ye ehsas dilau kaise .....
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Tere baad mujhe raato ko jgata koi nhi

Tu jab se gyi hai mujhe rulata koi nhi

Neend to tere sath bhi aati kaha thi in

aankho ko
Par aab der raat jagte dekh taras kha k
sulata
koi nhi
Waise to mera naam tmaamshahar janta
hai
Magar tere jitna pyaar se aab mera naam
bulata koi nhi
Jhotha hi sah magar ruh kosakun deta tha

Tere baad to wo jhotha pyar bhi dikhata

koi
nhi
Pta to tujhe bhi tha k meri mohabbat ki
kashti doobne wali hai
Magar tere siva wo jhothi tassalli dikhata
nhi
koi
Tere dard dene me bhi bada sakun tha
zalim
Tere baad to mujhe koi dhang ka dard bhi
pahuchata koi nhi

Aankho Se Toote Hai Sitare To Kya Hua,

Chalte Nahi Wo Saath Humare To Kya Hua,

Toofan Ki Zad Me Azm Mere Saath Saath Tha,

Kashti Ko Mil Sake Na Kinara To Kya Hua,

Tanhaiyo Ne Mujh Ko Gale Se Laga Liya,

Wo Ban Sake Na Dil Se Hamare To Kya Hua,

Sau Hausle Hamare Kadam Chumte Hai,

Kuch Be-sukoon Raat Guzare To Kya Hua,

Manzil Bhi Karwaa Bhi Musafir Bhi Khud Raha,

Saathi Bane Na Hamare Chaand Sitare To Kya Hua.

Kya likhu kya na likhu aarzu madhosh

hai,
Aansu girte hai panno par or kalam
khamosh hai,
Kabhi sardi kabhi garmi,
Ye kudrat ke najare hai,
Pyas unko bhi lagti hai jo dariya kinare

hai,
Wo sirf mera ho jaye aisi meri taqdir
nhi,
Mai wo shisha hu jisme koi tasweer
nahi,
Dard se rishta hai mera khushiya
mujhe
naseeb nahi,
Koi mujhe pyar kare me aisa

`
Jis Tarah Ragon Mai Khoon Rahta Hai
Is Tarah Eri Chahat Ka Junoon Rehta Hai
Zindagi Ki Har Kushi Mansoob Hai Tum Se
Baat Ho Tum Se Tu Dil Ko Sukoon Rehta Hai
`
Wo Ik Dost Jo Apna Sa Lagta Hai
Bohat Pas Hai Dil Ke Phir Bhi Juda Sa Lagta Hai
Bohat Dair Se Aya Nahi Koi Paigham Uska
Shahyed Kisi Baat P Khafa Sa Lagta Hai?
`
Logon Ki Dil Jalane Ki Aadat Nahi Gae
Apni Bhi Muskurane Ki Aadat Nahi Gae
Afsos Faqat Mujh Ko Is Baat Ka Hua Hai
Unki Bhi Azmane Ki Adat Nahi Gae
`
Ghum Ke Sagar Me Kahi Dob Na Jana
Raho Pe Chal Ke Manzil Na Pao To Tot Na Jana
Zindagi Me Agar Dost Ki Kami Mehsos Ho Tou
Abhi Ham Zinda Hai Ye Bhol Na Jana
`
Dur Hain Apse Tu Kuch Ghum Nahi
Dur Reh Kar Bhi Bhulne Walay Hum Nahi
Roz Mulaqaat Na Ho Tu Kya Howa
Apki Yaadein Bhi Mulaqaat Se Kam Nahi
`
Koi Cheez Bewafaii Se Barh Kar Kya Hogi
Ghum-E-Imtihan Judai Se Barh Kar Kya Hogi?
Kisi Ko Deni Ho Jawani Me Saza
To Parhaii Se Barh Kar Saza Kya Hogi
`
Beetay Pal Wapas Laa Nahi Sakte
Sookhe Phool Wapas Khila Nahi Sakte
Kabhi Kabhi Lagta Hai Aap Hame Bhol Gaye
Par Dil Kehta Hay Ko Ap Hume Bhula Nahi Sakte
`
Ishq Ho To Aansuon Ki B Shan Hoti Hai
Ishq Na Ho To Mehfil B Samshan Hoti Hai
Sara Khel To BEWAFAI Ka Hi Hai
Varna JANAZA Or BARAAT Ek Saman Hoti Hai

Mujhe maloom hai Tum khush ho meri judai se,

Ab khayal rakhna apna, kynuki Tumhe tum jaisa na mil jaye koi....

Maut Ki Waadiyo Se Me Kabhi Khud

Ko Bacha To Na Paungi...
Par Jab Tak Chali Saanse Kasam
Teri Ye Mahobbat Nibhaungi...
Aye meri JAAN Tu Bas Saaye Ki
Tarah Mere Sath Sath Chalna...
Zamane Ke Saare Toofano Se Me
Khud Lad Jaungi...
Na Fikar Karna Meri , Bas Tu Chalte
Jana Zindagi Ki Raaho Me...
Teri Ek Ek Khusi Ki Khaatir Me
Khud Ko Sou -Sou Baar Kurbaan
Kar Jaungi..