Sam looked down at himself as we reappeared into the bus station.

Man, I
could get used to this whole double life thing. He laughed.
I blinked a few times, full of energy as my youthfulness returned. I looked
down at my hands, the wrinkles gone. I felt so strong, so young and hopeful.
Not frail or weak. I took a few slow breaths, a smile spreading on my face. I
reached up to touch my hair, reaching for my crown instinctually, but I
recoiled when I realized it wouldnt be there. In fact I would probably never
wear one again. I swallowed, pushing the thought from my mind.
I cursed as I tugged at my tight shirt, having completely forgot what I was
wearing the day we left. Seriously, I hated eighteen-year-old me. I needed to
go to the mall.
My eyes wandered to Mallory. Her face radiated brightness, just as it had
all those years ago. I had spent a lifetime with her, yet everyday I loved her
more than the last.
I looked at Noah, well where he used to be. I looked down. He was
frowning. I hate being tiny! This isnt fair!
I exhaled, looking down at myself. I still couldnt believe it. Wow.
Sam snorted. Dont worry, I think douchiness is ageless.
I rolled my eyes. Shut up.
We all started to laugh.
Mallory looked around. What time is it?
We all started to laugh. We talked for a few minutes, just about the good
old days. Wow, I would need to do some serious readjusting. Okay, chill.
This time, it will be easier. Mallory looked around. What time is it?
Sam walked over to his backpack. He picked it up and unzipped the
pocket. He pulled out his phone. He kissed it once and held it up. Ah, sweet
technology.
Noah rolled his eyes. Great, well when you stop making out with your
phone, we would like to know the time.
Sam stopped and stared at Noah. Wow, youre so funny. Too bad youre
like three feet tall.
Hey! I can still beat you up.
Id like to see you try.
Noah lunged at him. Sam stepped back a foot. Noah punched him in the
stomach. Sam winced and doubled over.
Not cool. I cant hit you. Youre like eight. He choked.
So? Noah asked.
Well, mom would kill me for one He said painfully.
Good.
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retorted.
Noah looked around for a second. He grabbed his backpack and ran for
the door. He spun around. Yeah, but youre older so youll die first! He
yelled running through the door.
Sams expression hardened. I liked that kid better when he couldnt talk.
He said running after him.
Mallory rolled her eyes. She grabbed her bag and turned to me.
Ready?
I sighed. Yeah, lets go home. I said as we started to walk together.
I put my arm around her and we walked through the door. I blinked a few
times, my head feeling foggy. I knew what was happeningand I didnt like
it. It was as if the memories of my life as a king were being replaced with
those of Napa. I couldnt recall half the countrys names that we traded with.
I had forgotten what my negotiations had resolved. The names of the fruits
and vegetables that were traded in the markets escaped me. And for the life
of me, I couldnt remember most my conversations with my son, Nicholas.
My head was spinning. How could I forget him! I couldnt!
I took a few slow breaths. I was only freaking myself out. Im sure the
memories would settle. It would be alright. Not everything was changing.
I looked over at Mallory, but saw sadness in her expression. Whats
wrong?
She shook her head. I miss him, thats all. She said as she sniffed in.
I looked at her sympathetically. Me too.
We should have taken him with us.
I forced a smile. Mal, he doesnt exist out here.
Well, not yet anyway. She smirked.
My eyes widened. Oh my goodness, we are not talking about this now.
She forced a laugh.
We walked out of the doors and I could see Sam chasing Noah around my
car. I grabbed the keys from my pocket, exhaling slowly. Must they act so
childish? Noah looked up at me as they were dodging the cars.
Unlock the car! He shrieked, throwing his backpack at Sam.
I sighed. Noah, Sam, you two look foolish. Act your age.
They both stopped. But we are acting our age. Sam said sarcastically.
Right. I forgot.
I paused for a second. Good point. Well stop fighting. Youre going to get
run over or something. I said as I unlocked the car.
She looked at me. Do you even remember how to drive? She asked.
I paused, mulling it over. I could drive a car. Im sure Id remember. Just
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told myself.
I shrugged. How hard could it be?
She rolled her eyes. Fantastic. We survive wars and swordfights our
whole life in Celestia and we dont even make it ten minutes in our world.
I smirked. Its kind of ironic if you think about it. I said as I walked over
and sat down in the drivers seat.
Sam walked to the other side of the car. He went to get in the front seat.
Mallory stepped forward. Get in the back.
He raised his eyebrow. Excuse me?
She sighed. I said sit in the back.
Why?
Because I said so. She said.
He looked at her. No.
Sam! I said get in the back!
Well, why do you get to sit in the front?
She sighed. Because, I was stabbed in the stomach, went through
childbirth without medication, you dropped me, you made me leave my child
for fifteen years
Sam rolled his eyes and cut her off. Big whoop.
Oh my god. This was pointless. Mallory will always win.
I cut him off. Sam, she has a point. Get in the back. I said uninterested.
I put the keys in the ignition.
Sams mouth dropped open. But she, I, I am a king. He puffed out his
chest.
Yes, but Im the High King so you have to do what I say.
Sam started to stutter. I, I, I declare decree 2743.
Wow, really?
I sighed. Go ahead.
Sam stood up a little straighter. He cleared his throat. I, Captain King
Samuel James Michaels The Great, Conqueror of Lands, Master of Ships do
hereby decree that the said queen does not have power over the king when
it comes to sitting in the front seat of the said High Kings means of
transportation. Effective immediately.
I really didnt want to let him finish, but I knew if I cut him off he would
find a loophole. The second he shut his mouth I inhaled sharply. Overruled.
Get in the back.
Sam sighed. Fine. He said as he climbed into the back next to Noah.
Mallory climbed in the front seat. She turned back to face him.
Wait, if Eddie is the High King, doesnt that technically make me the High
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 I hid my own smile as well. She was the best. And she didnt need the
title. I would always choose her side over anyone elses.
Sam stared at her dumbfounded. Of course not, why would
I stopped him. She does have a point... I paused. Technically, by law, if
shes married to the High King, shes the
Sam cut me off. Thats literally not a thing and you know it.
And technically, She interrupted. Wouldnt the High Queen outrank a
king? She asked coyly.
Sam threw his head back. Oh my god, you arent the High Queen. Please
dont start this shit. Its annoying enough as is dealing with one cocky
noble.
Well, this cocky noble just so happens to declare Mallory the High
Queen. I paused, looking at Sam through the rearview mirror. Effective
immediately. I added.
Noah snorted.
Sam poked his head into the front seat. If I do recall, I shot that guy who
was going to kill Nicholas.
I nodded. He always tried to play that card. You did.
And I gave him my blood to save his life.
You did.
And doing so made up for anything bad that I had done before.
It did.
So I should technically be allowed in the front. High Queen or not, you
guys owe me.
My car, my rules. I said, putting on my sunglasses. And I say Mallory
gets the front seat.
Sam groaned. This is not fair. Hello! I saved Nicholas!
I started the car and pulled out of the stall. I looked back at Sam. In
Celestia, where you made that statement, so technically it only applies in
there.
Sam sat back. Damn. I hate loopholes. He sat forward again, reaching to
play with the radio.
I sighed annoyed, trying to push him away. Quit it!
Sams eyes widened when he finally found a station he liked. Oh my
gosh, Rihanna I missed you!
We laughed as I pulled out of the parking lot and headed for home.
Though I hadnt been here in years, I still knew the way home. Something
was messing with my brain. Everything here seemed so familiar, as if I never
left.
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inside and started to walk around aimlessly. It was so unfamiliar, yet at the
same time, I remembered where everything was. Yes, it was quite a bit
smaller than the palace, but Im sure we would manage. Itd get used to it
eventually. I guess I didnt need five libraries and dining rooms I guess.
We walked upstairs slowly. We peeled off and went into our separate
rooms. Noah slammed his door behind him.
I have so much writing to do! He complained.
I walked into my room and shut the door behind myself slowly. I exhaled,
swallowing deeply. I had to refocus.
First things first. I walked over to my closet. I was getting the heck out of
this tight shirt. I rummaged around, finally pulling out a sweatshirt. I peeled
the shirt off my body and put on my sweatshirt. Much better. I felt naked
without my sword and crown, but I knew Id get used to iteventually.
I moved to my desk, riffling through some papers. Math homework,
psychology homework, English homework. I sighed. Always things to do.
Always documents to read and write. Well, at least I was used to it. Good to
know some things never change.
I wandered around my room, trying to find things that werent unfamiliar
to me, trying to reacquaint myself, trying to remember. Eventually, I sat
down on my bed, feeling my phone in my pocket.
A cell phone. What a concept.
I looked at my screen and saw I had about a million notifications. I looked
at my watch. I had been gone from school for maybe an hour tops. What is
with these people? 10 texts from Lily. 5 from Spencer. 3 Twitter notifications.
4 Snapchats. And 7 Facebook notifications.
I took a few slow breaths, sitting down on my bed. Here we go. I wasnt
ready for this. I really wasnt.
I ignored the text messages, deciding to grab my computer and open
Facebook first. I needed to jog my memory. Seeing my friends faces would
help. Plus it gave me some time to decide how to deal with Lily.
Honestly, if I never had to speak to her again, I wouldnt be upset. I hadnt
thought about her once in 20 years. I never wanted to think about her again.
She was rude and she treated Mallory like crap. I wouldnt make the same
mistake I did all those years agoand hour ago, in realitybecause it wasnt
worth it to me. I didnt care what people thought anymore. All I cared about
was her. I had to show her. Lily was toxic. And I wouldnt stand for it
anymore.
I heard a ding and looked down to the chat window. I groaned, seeing
Lilys name. I sighed.
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 Me: What are you talking about?
Lily: Ive texted you like a hundred times.
Me: Phones dead.
Lily: You should probably charge it then. Its easier for me to text you than
message you.
I rolled my eyes, having forgotten how annoying she was.
Me: Yeah, Ill get around to it.
Lily: Whats wrong with you? How was the doctors appointment?
Me: What?
Lily: Your last minute doctors appointment that you ditched school for?
Did you make it up? OMG did you skip class without me?
Realization crossed my face when I realized thats the excuse I used to
leave to chase after Mallory. My fingers moved along the keys as I typed up a
lie.
Me: Oh right, yeah it was fine. Im healthy haha.
Lily: Good. I dont want my man to be sick.
I exhaled, already growing tired of her. Could I break up with her right
now? Could I? I sighed. Right and seem like a total dick. Id have to let her
down gently, slowly distancing myself. It would be terrible. Mallory would
hate me, but its what I should do.
Me: Yeah that would suck.
Lily: Come over later? We never got to finish what we started in the
cafeteria earlier.
She sent a winking face.
Or I could just be a dick and not have to deal with this. I hated myself
sometimes. Stupid morals.
Me: Not tonight. Weve got family dinner.
Lily: So?
Me: So, its important that Im here for it. Mom doesnt like it when I dont
show up.
Lily: Then come over after.
Me: Its a school night.
Lily: So?
Me: So Ive got a lot of stuff to catch up on. Ill just see you tomorrow.
Lily: Why are you avoiding me? Ugh, is Spencer being needy again? You
know, I didnt see you all week either!
Me: No, hes not. I just want to spend time with my family.
Lily: You just spent a whole week with them.
Me: Yeah, I know.
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than see me? Your super hot girlfriend?
I clenched my hands into fists, trying to stop myself from snapping at her.
I exhaled slowly, typing angrily.
Me: Her name is Mallory.
Lily: Uh, excuse me?
Me: I dont like it when you call her that.
Lily: Since when? You were fine with it this morning.
Me: Ive never liked it. Im just finally tired of you saying it. Its mean and I
dont want you to call her that anymore.
Lily: Eddie, what is wrong with you! Since when do you care?
Me: Just stop calling her that.
Lily: Are you kidding me?
Me: No, Im not. Youve got to start being nicer.
Lily: Its like you dont know me at all. I thought you loved me for who I
was? Just like I love you for who you are, even though you live with that
insufferable little weirdo.
My nostrils flared.
Me: Lily!
Lily: What! I didnt call her Watto.
Oh my god, she was the worst.
Me: Ive got to go. Ill talk to you later.
Lily: Wait, ugh!
Me: Im serious Lily.
Lily: Fine, well change the subject.
My eyes wandered the page, desperately not wanting to talk to her
anymore. My eyes widened when I saw Mallorys name pop up on the chat
window. I couldnt help but grin when I clicked on it.
Me: Hi.
Mal: Hi.
Me: Well this is weird.
Mal: Why?
Me: Weve never talked on Facebook before.
Mal: Well lets see. You hated me before so Im surprised that youre
actually my friend on Facebook.
Me: Me too actually haha.
Mal: But I guess now its okay.
Me: Dang we were married for what like a hundred years yet we never
talked to each other on Facebook.
Mal: Eddie, they dont have Facebook in Celestia.
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 Mal: But if they did, Im sure we would have.
Me: Youre right.
Mal: And we werent married for a hundred years.
Me: Well it seemed like it.
Mal: Is the part where you get all clichd and say how much you would die
with out me?
Me: Shut up.
Mal: Make me.
Me: Get over here and I will.
Mal: I might get lost.
Me: Just dont die.
Mal: Its a possibility.
Me: Not funny.
Mal: Hey the prophecy never came true, Im due to die somehow.
Me: I thought we were never talking about that again.
Mal: Talking about what?
Me: Are you over coming or not?
Mal: Youre so needy.
The grin slowly faded from my face when yet another message from Lily
popped up.
Lily: Gabe just asked Jessica to prom.
I cursed. I had completely forgotten about prom. Oh my god.
Me: Oh yeah?
Lily: Yeah he showed up at her house with flowers like an hour ago. She
hasnt shut up about it since. As if she thinks shes cool now. We all know
Ashley made him ask her. Its a total joke.
I shut my eyes, her drama completely annoying me. This would be harder
than I thought.
Me: I like Jessica. Glad Gabe asked her.
Lily: Oh whatever, she is so fake. Shes got nothing on me.
Mallory pushed the door open, instantly feeling better.
I looked up at her from my bed. I am not needy!
She rolled her eyes, smiling. Just a little bit.
I scrunched my eyebrows. Youre mean! All I try to do is show my
affection and you make fun of me.
She snorted. Oh please.
You know, as my wife, I expected more from you. I mocked, moving over
so she could sit next to me.
She sat down. Im not your wife.
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 Im not that either.
I sighed, my shoulders slumping. I know.
She put her head on my shoulder and looked at my screen.
I inhaled sharply and closed the window. She still thinks that were
dating. I cant just end it so suddenly.
No, that would be crazy. We were just married for 35 years. Even though
apparently, it felt like a hundred. No big deal. She said, a bit bitterly.
Im sorry. I know that you
She interrupted me. Eddie, its fine.
What? I asked confused, not expecting that reaction at all.
She sighed deeply. I said that it was okay.
But, you
No, really. Ive already lived my life with you. You deserve to be with
someone else if you want. I dont mind. She said, her voice cracking.
Is she serious? I would live a hundred lives with her if I could!
Mallory
Im serious. It doesnt bother me, She paused. That much. She added.
I closed the lid. Yeah, well it bothers me.
What?
It bothers me that youre so okay with this.
She looked down. I, Im not going to stop you.
Mal, but what about
She inhaled sharply. Were back in the real world now.
I know we are.
So, its not Celestia and I know you have a different life here that doesnt
exactly have me in it. She mumbled.
It didnt, but it does now. I said. I was serious. I was not making this
mistake again.
She sighed. I just dont want you to freak out again.
I picked up her left hand and touched the ring on her finger. Do you
remember what I said when I gave this back to you?
She nodded. I know Eddie, but
I started to talk over her. I told you that I would never again be as stupid
as I was that day. I paused. I mean, I scrunched my eyebrows. Today?
Earlier today, yeah. I nodded. Anyway, youre not getting rid of me that
easily.
She forced a smile. But what about
I cut her off. I will figure something out.
Are you sure?
I nodded. Dont worry about it.

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 I would fix this. She was too important for me not to fix this. I wanted to
be with her. Only her. For the rest of my life.
She slid her hand into mine and leaned against me. Please dont do
anything stupid.
I laughed. Its like you dont know me at all.
She laughed with me.
I was silent, enjoying the sound of her laugh. I couldnt believe we were
back here, together, for good this time. I knew we wouldnt be returning to
Celestia any time soon. Nicholas knew what he was doing. The people
adored him and I knew he would keep the peace for the rest of his life. I
blinked a few times, not wanting to think about that.
I became suddenly aware of her head against mine and I groaned. Oh my
god, I miss our bed.
She nodded. I know.
And my throne. And my council. And everything.
And Nick, our son. She added.
Right, of course.
This is so strange! She said suddenly, rubbing her eyes. I feel as
though weve never left here. I feel like we never went to Celestia. Those
memories have just faded from my mind. I hate it.
I knew how she felt. I was feeling the same way.
We can make new memories. I said, rubbing her arm.
Promise?
Yes.
You better not break your promise. She said quietly.
Wouldnt dream of it.
We lied there together for the rest of the afternoon, never running out of
things to talk about. I had to mentally pinch myself to make sure that I
wasnt dreaming. The fact that we were together in my bed was just
shocking to me. I never even thought about this happening. It had always
been Celestia.
Every now and then Noah would come in and ask us how to spell
something for his book. I heard the door slam downstairs. We ignored it.
She turned to me, resting her chin on my chest. We didnt have any
homework did we?
I started to laugh, looking up at the ceiling. I think that its safe to say
that homework is the last thing on my mind right now.
Im serious!
I looked down at her, stroking her hair. Mallory.
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 I got lost in her eyes, remembering every little detail of our lives just in
that moment. I forgot how pretty you were
What so youre saying that I wasnt pretty when I was old? She asked.
I pulled her forehead against mine. I think youre missing the point. I
said quietly.
She smiled. No, I got it. She said, kissing me.
All of a sudden, the door burst open. We let go of each other and whipped
our heads around. Mom was standing in the doorway, her mouth hanging
open. She started to back away slowly.
What is going on here? She asked dumbfounded.
Oh god. Oh no.
I stood up quickly, my eyes darting around. Uh, hi mom.
I got a call from the school asking me where the you all were because
apparently the four of you left at lunch for an appointment but never came
back, but I guess now I see what is going on. She snapped.
No, mom. Its not like that I started. Crap, I was not ready for this
conversation.
She cut me off. No, Edward Allen Michaels. I will not tolerate cheating in
my house. I want to know exactly what is going on. Now.
I sighed. I, I, Mal and I
Oh so now shes Mal? You used to not be able to stand each other. Youve
been acting weird ever since spring break. What happened to Lily?
Just let me explain
She doesnt know does she? Mom interrupted.
My jaw clenched, my temper rising. I didnt like the way she was speaking
to me. Mom, if you just let me explain, I can
Mom cut me off again. No, I dont want you hurting Mallory like that
I clenched my hands into fists, the vein in my forehead pulsing. I would
never dream of hurting her like that!
How can I be sure, honey? She asked as she put her hands on her hips.
You know, I see the way you
Because, I love her! I yelled, instantly regretting it.
Mal put her hand over her face. The color drained from moms face. She
started to back away slowly. She stopped in the doorframe.
I, I, I, no you dont. She said slowly.
I nodded. I do.
She shook her hand. Thats not possible. No, not possible.
I know that its really hard to believe, but its true. I said annoyed.
No, you cant be in love. Youre so young. She said sadly. She shook her
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 I sighed, holding my arms out. Its not really your decision. Im eighteen.
Still, you live in my house, so you live by my rules and you know that I
dont like girls around. She said, whirling around in the doorframe.
But, you let Mallory in. I said pointing at Mal.
She started to say something, but stopped. Thats different.
Is it? She isnt related to us.
Dad killed her parents! Do you think that I wanted to go through a
lawsuit? What else was I supposed to do? She yelled, storming out of the
door.
No way.
What? Mallory squeaked.
My eyes widened and I turned around to face her. I dont think that she
meant that.
She stood up suddenly and wiped the tears away from her eyes. Yes, she
did.
I shook my head. No she didnt.
She nodded.
Mal, she didnt. I know it.
She walked for the door. Why did you tell her that you loved me?
I stopped her. Because I do. I said, forcing a small smile.
She sighed. You could have waited a little while longer.
Well, Im sorry.
She looked up at me, and exhaled deeply. She hugged me and started to
cry. I rubbed her back, knowing there wasnt much else I could do to make
her feel better. We didnt talk about the accident, for good reason.

After a while, I heard a knock on the door. We let go of each other, but I saw
that it was Noah who poked his head in the door.
Umm, sorry to bother you
I heard Sams voice coming from the outside of the door. No, were not.
Noah sighed. Sam, be nice.
No!
I walked over to the door. Whats wrong, Noah?
Umm, well its getting late.
Okay
Well, you see
Sam interrupted him again. Dude, were freaking starving. He said
annoyed.
Noah sighed. Its getting late and mom usually has dinner ready by now,
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kitchen table with her head in her hands.
Oh no. Not again.
My eyes widened and I turned to her. Oh god.
Her eyes darted around for a second. What?
No, no this is not good. I have successfully made her depressed.
Im sure she
No, Im serious. Last time she was like this was after dad, well you know.
Sam interrupted. Yeah, serious.
Mallory rolled her eyes and opened the door fully. Sam was standing in
the doorway with his hands on his hips.
She sighed. So you telling her the truth has caused her to go
depressed? She asked.
I nodded. This is bad.
Sam nodded in the background. Bad. He mouthed.
She rolled her eyes. So, why dont you guys just go make yourself food?
And get interrogated? I dont think so. We raised our eyebrows. Sam
looked offended and touched his chest. Mal, were men. We dont know how
to use a kitchen.
She sighed. Unbelievable. She said under her breath as she walked
through the door.
Noah looked up at her. You cant go down there! Its best if you just wait
it out.
How did you guys survive last time?
Sam shrugged. Well, luckily I had a box of cereal stashed in my room and
Eddie had a bottle of Gatorade, so we just kind of shared that for a few
days.
Looking back, probably not our smartest move.
She started to walk down the hall.
Noah followed her. Where are you going?
I have to go to the kitchen and make you strong and intelligent men
some food before you starve to death from being idiots.
Sam looked very offended. Ouch. He paused. Bring me up a grilled
cheese! He grinned.
She rolled her eyes. Noah and I looked at each other. Make that three.
We said.
She looked at me, and I knew she was judging me. I shrugged. She
sighed, looking at us. With or without bacon?
Noah lunged forward. No, Mallory! Its too dangerous!
Sam grabbed Noahs shoulder. No, Mal is a brave woman. Shes been
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please. He added.
She rolled my eyes again. You three are the worst.
Excuse me! Our mouths dropped open.
I looked at her surprised. Hey!
She raised her eyebrows. Thats right I said it. She crossed her arms and
walked downstairs.
I hated to admit it, but deep down I was worried for her. My mom was
terrifying, especially when she was depressed. It was like silent terror.
Noah stared down the steps. Do you think that shell be okay?
Sam nodded. We can only hope.
She better hurry. Im really hungry.
This time, I rolled my eyes and walked back into my room. I sat back down
on my bed, rubbing my eyes. This hadnt happened the way I wanted it to.
Then again, I dont know what I was expecting. Of course mom would be
freaked out. Everyone would be freaked out. Mallory and I literally didnt talk
to each other in this worldokay, so maybe I was the one who was doing the
ignoring, but still you get the point. This was going to be more difficult than I
thought it would be.
After a few minutes, I heard Noah and Sam in the hallway. I turned around.
Are you sure, Sam? I heard Noah ask.
Yes, it will work.
Are you sure though?
What do you ever doubt me? Have you learned nothing in your six
hundred years of existence? Sam said angrily.
Its kind of stupid.
Are you kidding? Its brilliant. Sam said walking into my room. He had
the skull from Noahs skeleton in his hand. He nodded. Whats up?
I sighed. What the hell are you doing?
I need to borrow a Sharpie.
I raised an eyebrow. Why?
To write something? He mocked.
I grabbed a Sharpie from my desk and handed it to him. He nodded. And
a piece of paper.
I rolled my eyes and grabbed a piece of paper. Sam took it from me and
leaned over my desk. He uncapped the sharpie and scribbled out a warning:
This could be us if you dont hurry up. I rolled my eyes.
He looked up at me. Tape? He asked slowly.
I snorted. Wow, you are so resourceful.
Hey! Im the rope guy, not the tape guy.
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not be serious.
Oh, I am.
He was an idiot. Seriously, he should be grateful. Mallory was making him
food. She was not our servant. Yes, I knew he was used to having the
kitchens prepare his food, but we werent in the palace any longerthough I
truly wished we were.
He walked to the hallway. I could hear him throw the skull down the stairs.
He nodded in satisfaction and went back to his room.
I turned back to my desk, my head spinning again. My mothers words
echoed in my brain. She had taken Mallory in to avoid a lawsuit. The sad
back was that I knew she wasnt lying. I knew it was the truth, and I hated it.
Just then, I heard Mallory in the hallway. Food! She yelled.
I jumped up and trotted for my door. Noah ran out into the hall and
grabbed his. Youre alive!
She rolled her eyes. Of course I am.
I walked towards her. Thanks. I said grabbing the plate and kissing her
once. I turned back to my room.
She smiled.
Sam ran down the hall. Well, it is about time. Im starving. He said
looking down at the grilled cheese. He raised an eyebrow. I dont suppose
you know how to make a four-course meal do you?
She raised her eyebrows. Sam, I risked my life to get you that food. You
better devour it.
He nodded quickly. Yes maam. Did you get my message? He asked.
She rolled her eyesI did the same from my room. Yes, very subtle.
Thanks, I was feeling creative. He smirked, walking back into his room.
I took a bite of the grilled cheese, draping a napkin over my lapforce of
habit. Mallory cleared her throat behind me.
I turned around. Hey!
Hi, umm, She paused. I think you should talk to your mom.
Yeah, no thanks. I raised an eyebrow. Pass.
Eddie, Im serious. Shes totally freaked out.
I sighed. Mallory
No, you told her, and then you made me go talk to her. Its your turn. She
deserves an explanation. She insisted.
I looked at her, desperately hoping she wouldnt make me.
Please? She asked.
I sighed. Fine, but only because you asked nicely.
She rolled her eyes and we were silent for a moment. Arent you going?
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 I looked at her like it was obvious. Are you kidding? Im a king. Ill take my
dear sweet time.
Not right now. Its too soon. No, if its one thing that I learned from being
a king, I paused. Sorry a High King I corrected.
She rolled her eyes again.
I continued. Is that, you just need to wait things out. Let things simmer
for a little while. Plan your attack carefully.
She sighed. Fine, but before tomorrow. She pointed at me, turning
around in the doorway. And please dont attack your mother.
Deal.
But I would do it sooner than later, because shes afraid you will be a
horrible father. She called as she walked down the hallway.
My eyes widened. What did she say!
I jumped up from my chair and ran after her. What? I asked concerned,
appearing in the hallway.
She turned around. You should probably talk to her.
I walked towards her. She thinks Im going to be a horrible father.
She nodded. Ouch. She mocked.
Oh my god!
Calm down. I told her you arent.
Wait. I paused. That Im not or that Im not going to be
She smirked. Dont worry, I covered it up.
Oh my goodness, as if we needed more problems.
You have to be careful. I warned.
She looked up at me, shrugging. She doesnt know if well last to find out
anyway.
I looked down at her, shifting uncomfortably. Well, what did you say?
She turned around. I dont know, well see if you screw this up or not.
Okay, that wasnt even funny to joke about.
Hey.
She sighed and turned around. She smiled and walked back towards me.
Relax. Im only joking. She said, kissing me once.
I smiled.
Just then, Sam was at his doorway. He groaned. Ugh, you guys have to
give me a little warning before you like get all PDA in front of my door.
Why? She asked.
So I can do this. He said sarcastically, slamming the door in our faces.
She rolled her eyes. Okay, well Ive got stuff to do so She said as she
walked back to her room.
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 I sat back down at my desk, finishing up my sandwich. I knew I had to talk
to my mom. I had to set her straight, but what could I say? None of it would
make sense. I would have to lie. I hated lying. She always saw through me.
Her and Mallory both did. I couldnt get away with anything.
I organized my things for school, trying to remember my schedule. Im
sure my feet would tell me where to go, but I had to try and remember what
we were learning, otherwise I was in for a rude wake up call. It took my twice
as long to find all my things. Probably because I kept getting distracted by
the fact that I actually had to go to school tomorrow, with other people, who
hated Mallory. Yikes, this was going to be terrible.
I shook my head, turning on my TV. I flipped to the news trying to get
back in touch with reality. But I couldnt focus. I knew I had to talk to my
mom, but god I didnt want to. What was I supposed to say?
Then I remembered the look on Mallorys face when my mom had said
those things, about the accident, about our relationship. I nodded once,
turning off the TV. I didnt want mom to treat us this way. I wanted respect
and understanding. Thats what I deserved.
I took a deep breath and headed for the hall. I walked down the stairs
slowly, emerging into the kitchen. I saw mom sitting on the couch holding a
cup of tea. Dj vu hit me hard but I tried to stay focused.
I exhaled, standing up straighter. I love her. I stated.
Mom turned around and looked at me surprised, but then her expression
saddened.
I swallowed. I love her more than anything. And I know its completely
crazy, but I do. And, and I dont know what to do about it. I stuttered.
The sadness in her eyes grew. Honey. She said sympathetically.
I sat down next to her on the couch. Im serious. I had never even
thought about saying those words to anyone, but then I started talking to her
and things just started happening so fast and I realized that she was perfect.
And, and I hated myself for ignoring her all those years, because she is the
nicest, kindest, sweetest, most beautiful person I have ever met. And for
some reason, she loves me too, even though I am a total jerk sometimes. I
spoke quickly, but I didnt lie. Was I wrong? No, thats pretty much how it
happenedminus the mythical land and our impending deaths of course.
She set down her tea and held up her arm. I sunk into her side, exhaling. I
hadnt seen my mother in years. It felt good to have a motherly embrace
once again. I shut my eyes.
Seems to me like youre caught up in a bit of a whirlwind romance. She
said slowly. Are you sure that you
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 Okay, but are you really sure
Yes. I repeated. The only thing Ive been caught up in is the same old
high school drama. Its like a prison. And my psychotic girlfriend is the
warden. I mumbled.
Mom exhaled. Lily.
I dont love her. I never have and I never will.
Ive never heard you say that before. I always assumed you two had just
kept to
I shook my head. I never loved her. It was just convenient, just what my
stupid teenager brain thought was cool.
She laughed. As opposed to your stupid teenager brain a week later?
Honestly mom, Im like four hundred years old. Dont even talk to me.
I swallowed, finally opening my eyes. Ive never felt this way before.
And, and thats okay, but you still have to think about Lily. She said.
Mom, I dont even want to think about her. I exhaled annoyed. I know I
have to break up with her, but I just I cant
Do it so suddenly? She guessed.
I nodded. I want to be with Mallory, but Im having trouble wrapping my
mind around that fact that at school
She cut me off. People dont like her.
I nodded.
She sighed. You are afraid that people will judge you.
I nodded.
Because she is unpopular.
I nodded. I hate myself for even thinking about it.
Oh, honey. Being a kid sucks. She said sympathetically, squeezing me
tight.
Tell me about it.
Again, four hundred years old.
She sighed. Well, I think that you need to ask yourself if shes worth it.
She is.
She nodded. Okay, so you need to stop second-guessing yourself and
being scared of what other people will think.
Its not that easy. I said sadly. She had no idea what the people at
school were like, what Lily was like really.
What would Mallory think of being ignored?
I squeezed my eyes shut again. I kissed Lily in front of her today.
You did. Mom exhaled.
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 And I finally convinced her that I would change, so she forgave me.
You know, it only took 20 years.
Mom nodded. Then I think its time for a change.
I cant make myself do it though!
Honey, graduation is in two months. You will never have to see these
people again.
I stopped, knowing she was right. Did the next two months really matter
anyway? I was never going to see these people again.
I looked up at her. But what about Lily?
She looked at me like it was obvious. Eddie, no one likes her. She is a bad
influence on you.
I laughed. I know.
And she isnt very nice at all. In fact, please break up with her. Mom
laughed. Now.
I nodded. Im going to. I paused, a smile appearing on my face. In front
of everyone.
Her eyes widened. Are you sure thats the best idea?
I shrugged. Its what my stupid teenager brain is telling me to do. I
already humiliated Mallory in front of everyone. Its only fair if I profess my
feelings in front of everyone too. I inhaled sharply, standing up. And youre
right. Lily is a terrible person. Currently, I am listening to her bitch about how
Jessica got asked to prom and its making me want to blow my brains out.
She looked at me coyly. If only there were someone else you could ask to
prom instead...
My eyes widened. Genius. Thats a great idea!
She smirked. Well, you know I have those every now and then.
I nodded, heading back for the stairs. Thanks, mom. Seriously.
Try not to make her cry. Mom paused. Lily. She clarified. She paused
again. Okay, maybe only make her cry a little bit. She corrected.
I shook my head, laughing. Youre evil. I love it.
Eddie. She called.
I turned back. Yeah?
Her expression turned sad again. I really am sorry for what I said earlier. I
didnt mean it. Its just been the same around here for so long and, and I was
just shocked, thats all. I hope Mallory will forgive me.
I forced a smile. I know you didnt mean it. And Im sure she will.
She pointed at me. And there are still rules, Edward Allen Michaels. I still
dont like to have girls around.
I held my hands up in surrender. Trust me, I know. Itll be fine, mom. We
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 She nodded returning the smile. Sounds like a plan.
Night. I said, trotting up the steps.
Good night sweetie. She called after me.
I went back into my room and fell onto my bed. Well it was official. I was
breaking up with Lily. Tomorrow. And I was taking Mallory to prom. And I was
going to profess my love for her in front of everyone.
I put my hands on my head, suddenly overwhelmed.
Wait, what? I was going to do what?
I started to pace, rubbing my face.
Shut up, Eddie. You are doing this. You are an adult. Man up and do it. Do
you want to be miserable for the rest of your life? No! So shut up and do it!
I sat down at my desk, exhaling again. Was this social suicide? Was Lily
about to destroy me? I paused, scrunching my eyebrows. Come on, Eddie,
are you serious? Do you know who you are? Your friends wouldnt abandon
you.
Would they?
I heard another ding. I sighed annoyed and grabbed my laptop, knowing
who it was.
Lily: So are you going to ask me or not? Or are you just going to buy the
bids tomorrow?
A small smirk appeared on my face as I typed my response.
Me: Its a surprise.
I logged off of Facebook, pulling up my email. I typed a quick email to
Principal Wyatt and Mrs. Green the announcements coordinator telling them
that I had to come on the school news tomorrow morning to remind
everyone, again, about prom bids. I knew it was overkill, but I needed an
audience, a way to get in front of everyone and pour my heart out. Luckily, I
just so happened to be best friends with the lead anchor.
I reached for my phone, typing a quick text to Spencer. I knew hed be
upset that I ignored his other messages, but I could worry about that later.
Me: Dude, I need a favor.
I set my phone down, staring at it. I started to tap my fingers. Why wasnt
he responding? He was always on his phone! I groaned. He was probably
with Emma. He would respond for hours then. Great. The one time I actually
needed him.
I stood up, starting to pace around my room. I was about to do this. I was
going to tell everyone. I sat back down, looking to my phone. Seriously,
Spencer? What the hell. I started to tap my fingers again. I got back up.
This was torture. I knew it had only been a few minutes, but it felt like
hours. I hated waiting. I absolutely hated it. One of the perks to being

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royalty, never waiting for anything. I was really going to miss that.
I walked to my door, deciding to go see Mallory. She would calm me down.
Even if I had to be secretive. It would be worth it. My hand was on the
doorknob when I heard my phone vibrate. I whirled back around. Thank
goodness. I sprinted back to my bed, almost killing myself tripping over my
stuff. I grabbed my phone and opened the message.
Sam: Expecting a text?
My expression hardened and threw down my phone on my bed,
completely annoyed. I stormed over to my door and ripped it open. Sam was
standing in the doorframe with his phone, smirking.
I sighed. You have got to be kidding me.
What? I just thought that it would be nice to check in on my brother, who
I love! He said sarcastically.
Leave me alone. Im busy. I said, starting to close the door on him.
He stopped me. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast. He said walking in
behind me.
I rolled my eyes and sat back down at my desk. Im serious. Go away. I
said annoyed.
Why are you so antsy?
I took a second to compose myself, exhaling slowly. Im not antsy.
He picked up my phone. So then you wouldnt mind if I accidentally
dropped this is the toilet, would you?
I jumped up. Give it back.
Why? You havent used it in like 30 years. I dont see the difference.
My nostrils flared. I was unable to contain my anger. How dare you refuse
a order from
He cut me off. Right, the High King. I have to do what you say. I forgot.
Yes, give me the phone. I said, holding my hand out.
He snatched the phone back. But, were not in Celestia, now are we?
Seriously?
I rolled my eyes. Will you just give me the god damn phone?
Why? Who ya texting? I know its not Mallory. He mocked.
I shook my head, pausing. I knew I should just tell him. It was Sam. Hed
make fun of me, but in the end hed be on my side.
Oh god, please tell me youre not texting Lily. Dude, I thought we had
already solved that problem. He whined. He pointed at me, his expression
hardening. I swear to god if you hurt Mallory again, I will end you! So hard!
What kind of dumbass are you to make the same mistake twice? Are you
kidding me? What the hell is wrong with you! He cried, looking at me
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 I held up my hands, trying to get him to quiet down. Shh! I hissed. Im
not texting Lily. Im texting Spencer. Ive got to get on the announcements
tomorrow so I can break up with Lily and tell everyone I love Mallory. I
admitted.
Sams eyes widened and he put his hand over her heart. OMG, really?
I rolled my eyes. Shut up.
Youre actually going public? Thats going to be hilarious.
No, its going to be fine. I said, more to assure myself than him.
Everything is going to be fine.
He exhaled, grinning. I am so tired of being the most unpopular brother.
You are really doing me a solid here, buddy.
I narrowed my eyes at him. Get out.
He held his hands up in surrender, spinning on his heel and walking back
for the door. First Im the true High King and now Im the most popular
brother. I really dont know how Im going to top this.
I inhaled sharply. Youre not the High King and youre still a loser.
His mouth dropped open and he looked at me offended. Says the guy
who is about to profess his love for the school weirdo.
I raised my eyebrows at him, offended.
He stopped himself, looking down. Sorry. He mumbled.
I nodded. So, can we talk now? Are you done being Sam for two
seconds?
He snorted. Not a chance.
I ignored him, starting to speak quickly. I know its the right thing to do.
Im tired of living this lie. Lily, shes terrible. Shes completely terrible. And I
never want to speak to her again. Im going to be with Mallory, even if that
means throwing away everything else. I never want to see that look on her
face again, when she saw me kissing Lily. I cant put her through that. So
whatever happens, happens and Ill deal with it.
Sam smirked, patting my shoulder. Dude, if she won your thick-headed,
arrogant ass over, the rest of the school will melt the second she bats her
adorably sweet eyelashes.
I forced a small smile. Youre right.
He walked back for the door.
I sighed. Sam.
Yeah. He said, not turning around.
Phone.
I could feel him sigh. He spun around. Fine. He said throwing the
phone at me. I caught it with one hand.
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 Spencer: Whats up?
Thank god. I dropped my phone twice while frantically trying to text him.
Me: I need to come on the announcements tomorrow.
Spencer: Yeah, no prob.
Me: Seriously?
Spencer: Well, youre on them almost as much as I am, half the time
without even asking.
Me: This is so great.
Spencer: Why?
Me: Oh, I need to talk about prom bids.
Spencer: Thats what youre so excited about?
Me: Its a big deal.
Spencer: Dude everyone already knows that you and Lily are gonna win.
Me: Not necessarily.
Spencer: Okay, now Im confused.
Me: Youre in for a surprise.
Spencer: Well I do love surprises.
Me: I think youll like this one.
Spencer: Does it have to do with cats?
Me: No.
Spencer: Tequila?
Me: No.
Spencer: Sex?
Me: Not for you.
Spencer: Dude no offense but this sounds like a shitty surprise.
Me: Can I ask you something?
Spencer: Uh yeah?
Me: Would you still be my friend if I werent popular?
Spencer: What kind of question is that?
Me: Answer it.
Spencer: I mean yeah, probably.
Me: Probably?
Spencer: Weve been best friends since like first grade. I think I would
have ditched by now if I didnt like you.
Me: I guess youre right.
Spencer: Im sorry, Im confused. Since when are you unpopular?
Since about tomorrow morning at 10 a.m.
Me: Just wondering.
Spencer: Besides, if you become a loser that means Id be the most
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the lunch table and everything.
Me: Wow, how kind.
Spencer: So youve got nothing to worry about.
Me: Okay, good.
Spencer: Besides, we have to be best friends, till the end of time.
Me: And why is that?
Spencer: Because, you already know too much.
Me: This is true, and Im not afraid to share it with everyone I know.
Spencer: Leave my cats out of this.
Me: We werent talking about your cats.
Spencer: Well, speaking of my cats, the other day, Meeko got stuck in the
dryer and it was the funniest thing ever.
Me: Dude.
Spencer: And Wazzles! Wazzles ate my sisters fish, finally. That thing was
so annoying.
Me: Spencer.
I sighed, but a smile appeared on my face. Id be okay. Spencer wouldnt
toss me aside. Hed understand. Im sure he would like her.
And he was right. We were stuck with each other. Usually, I was fine with
it, but now it meant listening to him talk about his cats till nearly midnight. It
would have been more annoying if I didnt need help remembering
everything. I had to ask some obvious questions, but by the time I was
getting ready for bed, I felt completely reacquainted.
I sat down at my desk, trying to start planning what I was going to say.
But honestly, what was there to say? Lily Im dumping you because youre a
terrible human being and psych Im completely in love with Mallory because
she is an amazing human being.
Sleep escaped me. In what had probably been the longest day of my life, I
had woken up set on ignoring Mallory, then spent the next forty years
winning her back, only to come back in the afternoon of the same day I left,
set on never leaving her again. Talk about a whirlwind.
I stared up at my ceiling, shuffling around under my blankets. I could not
get comfortable. I wasnt used to sleeping alone. I looked at me phone. Did
she not get my hint? Was I too subtle? Or was she not coming? Was she
asleep? Was I the only one feeling this way?
My door creaked open and I grinned. I was beginning to think you
werent going to show up. I didnt think I was that subtle earlier. I said,
looking over at her.
She smiled and walked over to my bed. She slid under the covers and
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 I put my arms around her, instantly feeling relief. You must be getting
soft in your young age.
She snorted.
We were silent for a moment.
Did you talk to your mom? She asked.
Yeah.
She paused. Well, what did she say?
Some stuff.
Like?
What? You had your conversation, and I had mine. We dont need to
share details. I said innocently. I was determined to surprise her.
She frowned. Sure we do.
Just drop it.
Why wont you tell me? She asked confused.
Because its none of your business.
She raised her eyebrows.
I swallowed. Can we please just drop it?
Her eyes didnt leave mine. She wouldnt break me, not this time.
Please. I repeated, leaning closer to her.
Her eyes narrowed.
I kissed her lightly.
I hate it when you do that. She grumbled.
We both started to laugh.
Just then the door burst open. Sam was breathing heavily. For the love of
god, I thought that we had solved this problem.
Sam, go to bed. I groaned.
Will you two shut up? I have to go to school tomorrow and Im pretty
pissed about it and I dont need you two to keep me up all night giggling. He
said annoyed. Havent you gotten tired of each other yet? Its been like six
thousand years. Jesus!
Go to bed. I hissed. I had had enough of him tonight.
Yes sir, your high-kingliness. Anything for you! Sam said sarcastically
shutting the door behind him.
I sighed. I cannot stand that kid.
She started to laugh again, more quietly this time. She looked over at me
and I smiled at her, knowing I was making the right decision.
She looked up at me and grinned. I love you.
I met her eyes. I will always love you, no matter what.
She closed her eyes. Me too.
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Id love her till the end of time, and then some. I was completely all in. No
going back now.

The next morning, I woke up to this loud beeping. Both Mal and I shot bolt
upright.
What is that? I asked urgently.
We looked around, my eyes burning.
I sighed when I realized what it was. Stupid alarm clock. I said grabbing
the clock and tossing it across the room. I didnt miss you in Celestia.
She rubbed her eyes, sunlight streaming through my blinds.
I put my head against hers. Good morning.
She exhaled. Thats debatable.
Well, I think so at least. I mumbled, kissing the side of her head.
She tried to hold back a smile. Shut up.
We got out of bed and she headed back to her room. I paced around my
room, patting down my hair. I got ready quickly, taking a shower and packing
up my backpack. I tried to find the loosest shirt in my closet, but turns out I
didnt own any. I groaned trying to stretch out a t-shirt. I shook my head,
refocusing.
Today was the today.
I was finally going to start living my life with the most amazing person I
know. Finally.
I shuffled down the stairs, tossing my bag by the garage. I turned to see
Mallory and Noah sitting at the kitchen table. I smiled at them and sat down
next to her.
Honestly, I was ready. I couldnt talk myself out of it. I couldnt over think
it. Who cares? Time to be happythats what I was telling myself at least.
I ate breakfast quickly, cleaning up my dishes and smoothing out my
shirt.
Wheres Sam? Mallory asked.
I rolled my eyes. Where do you think? I walked to the bottom of the
steps. Sam, lets go! I yelled.
Sam came running down the stairs looking quite disheveled. Sorry man, I
woke up to this weird beeping and it took me like twenty minutes to figure
out what it was.
Mom looked up at him confused from the sink.
Mallory nodded. Us too. She said quietly.
Sam grabbed an apple and walked towards the garage. We said goodbye
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drivers seat. Sam walked towards shotgun, but Mallory yanked him back.
Dont even think about it.
He sighed. I thought we settled this yesterday.
Yeah me too! She retorted.
He held out his arms annoyed. So move!
Last time I checked, kings sit in the back. She said, pointing to the back
seat.
He rolled his eyes. I cant believe you are playing this card. You know,
this is discrimination. And its rude. And I dont appreciate it.
She raised her eyebrows.
He exhaled deeply. Fine. He grumbled as he got in the back of the car.
She smirked and sat down in the front. I held back my own smirk.
Off to a great start already.
I pulled out of the driveway and drove to drop off Noah.
Sam poked his head into the front. You know, I dont think our child
would appreciate you treating me this way.
Oh my goodness.
She shoved his face back. Hes not your child! We both snapped at the
same time.
And yet he has my blood in his system because?
Dont start this, Sam. I said annoyed as we dropped Noah off.
Noah jumped out of the car. Long live Celestia. He whispered.
I ruffled his hair, grinning. Try not to act too smart in there. You are in
third grade, after all.
Sam snorted. Shouldnt be hard. He called form the back seat.
Noah scowled at him but then turned to smile at me. I cant wait to write
him out of the story. He giggled, running off to class.
I laughed, getting back in the car. I turned down the road to the high
school, my heart beating fast in anticipation. This next hour would be painful.
I just wanted to tell everyone already.
Mallory slipped her hand into mine and I exhaled slowly. She was worth it,
totally worth it. I parked the car and we got out. I did my best not to make
eye contact with anyone, walking back to grab my bag from the trunk.
Mallory walked to stand next to me. I held back my grin. It wasnt difficult
considering the fact my heart was in my stomach.
I grabbed my backpack from the trunk and locked the car. I looked around
quickly, my eyes falling on all my friends by the door. Well, here we go.
I sighed deeply and looked at her. Ill see you later, okay?
She forced a small smile. Sure.
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her chin up, giving her a small smirk. I leaned in and kissed her gently.
Bye.
She looked around surprised. Eddie!
I was already on my way towards my friends. It was all I could do not to
skipbut then I realized that kings dont skip, so I slowed my pace.
I turned back towards her. Hey, second period, watch for me on the
announcements.
She nodded, still in shock.
I jogged to my friends, who were walking inside. Spencer hung back,
waiting for me. I nodded at him when I reached him. Hey.
He returned the nod, adjusting his ball cap. Sup.
How are you?
He raised his eyebrows. I, umm, yeah Im good. What about you? Hung
over?
I snorted. What are you talking about?
I mean, clearly you were drunk last night and I dont know whether to be
concerned or completely offended that I wasnt invited! He cried, smacking
my arm.
I scrunched my eyebrows. I wasnt drunk.
You sure were acting like it! Going all I love you, man on me and then
babbling on about how youre going to be a loser and not even caring about
my cats even though you havent seen them in over a week! You are
obviously on drugs or something. He snorted.
I grinned. Im not on drugs.
Well, then there is something messed up in your head.
I nodded, the grin still on my face. Probably. I said, starting to walk
towards the doors of the school.
He ran to catch up with me. Youre acting weird.
Im just excited about the announcements.
Exactly my point. Youre on them all the time. Whats the big deal?
Whats this surprise you were talking about? He asked.
Youll see.
Oh come on! He whined. You can tell me! Im your best bud!
I shook my head. Nope, youll see soon enough.
He groaned as we walked down the hall. By the way, I umm, kind of
might need to borrow that umm psych homework from last night.
I shook my head. Didnt do it.
He stopped. What?
Ha! I didnt do my homework. I always do my homework. Thats great,
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 But, but, but youre Eddie Michaels! You always do your homework! How
else am I supposed to get mine done? He cried, holding his arms out.
I scrunched my eyebrows. Do it at home actually before its due? I
suggested.
He slung an arm around my neck. Ha, dude something really is wrong
with you. He said, turning down the other hall.
Hey, Ill see you second period! I called after him.
He spun around, pointing at me. I swear to god you say the word
announcements one more time and Im canceling them.
I shut my mouth, giving him a thumbs up. He rolled his eyes and kept
walking for class. I turned back around walking for my government class. I
held my head high, smiling at everyone I saw and saying hello.
The color drained from my face when I saw Lily walking towards me. I
cursed silently, my eyes darting around. I did not want to talk to her. No way.
She was not cornering me again. My eyes found Sam who was passing me
from the other direction. I grabbed onto his arm and met his eyes.
Help. I said urgently, locking eyes with him.
I didnt have to say another word. He stumbled towards Lily, gripping her
shoulders. Duck! He cried.
I scooted passed them, exhaling with relief.
There was a bat that flew like right over your head, how could you have
not seen it! Sam cried from behind me.
I held back a laugh, sidestepping into my class.
Government. What a perfect class for a king! Normally I would be psyched
but today I could not focus. I dont even remember what we learned. All I
could see was Mallorys face.
Finally, the bell rang. I ran out of class and towards Spencers locker. He
was putting some books away.
I appeared next to him. Ready?
He yelped, jumping back a foot. Jesus!
Hi. Are you ready? I asked.
He sighed. Lets get this over with so I can go back to being the weird
one.
We started to walk towards the computer lab and announcements room. I
saw Mallory walk into McArthurs class. I ducked a bit so she wouldnt see
me, following Spencer inside the classroom.
The people were setting up. The bell rang. Mrs. Green gave everyone an
overview of todays announcements. Spencer sat down at the table, getting
micd up. I sat down next to him, listening to him recite some lines off the
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 So how are we going to do this thing?
Just let me talk.
Right, well, Im the anchor, so shouldnt I be the one asking the
questions?
I shook my head. No. Just let me talk.
Alrighty then. He said, inhaling sharply. Works for me. I hate this crap
anyway.
Mrs. Green gave him a dirty look. He looked up at her. What? He asked
innocently.
Were live.
He cursed under his breath, sitting up straighter and flashing a smile.
Whats up Napa Prep? Its me Spencer Mills, your amazingly good-looking
and extremely talented news anchor. Now, we usually dont do
announcements this early, but today we have a special announcement, that
just could not wait. So please welcome your class president and my best
friend, who is only slightly less better looking than me, Eddie Michaels.
The camera turned to face me and I inhaled sharply. This was it. No
turning back now. I swallowed, looking to Spencer. Im just here to remind
everyone that prom bids are going on sale next week, and well, Im not going
to lie I heard the dance is going to be epic this yearand not just because
Jessica and Ashley wouldnt shut up about it last period. Seriously, guys you
arent going to want to miss this. I turned to Spencer. How did you ask
Emma? I paused. You have asked Emma, right? Or did I just spoil
something? I asked, cracking a smile and looking back to the camera.
Spencer laughed. No, no I asked Emma last week during spring break.
We were on the beach and I had one of those Mexican dudes ask her if she
liked something to drink, non-alcoholic of course, Mr. Wyatt. He added.
Well, she said yes, and I had him tell her that the bill was two dollars and to
be Spencers prom date. True story. Although, he did kind of botch my name.
He was all like Spencer Spencer said, with a really horrible Spanish
accent. He sighed. She hates me.
I nodded slowly, patting his shoulder and feeling bad for Emma. Im sure
shed complain to me about it later. Thats great, man.
Spencer nodded. Yeah, it was pretty creative. I was proud of myself.
I looked back at the camera. So, there you go guys. The theme this year
is to be as creative as possible.
Here we go.
I turned to Spencer. Take me for example. I paused, trying not to grin.
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Well, thats where the creativeness comes in. See, I am going to throw a
twist on this whole thing.
Spencer raised an eyebrow. Umm, okay
I looked back at the camera. Lily, I paused, ready for every single
weight to be lifted off my shoulders. I was free. I am breaking up with you. I
couldnt believe the words actually came out of my mouth.
Spencers eyes widened.
I nodded. Thats right, everyone heard me. I am dumping Lily.
Spencer gulped. Uh, man. I dont think that shes going to like that very
much.
I shook my head. I dont care.
Oh my god. Spencer said quietly, looking from me to Mrs. Green, back
to me. He shook his head, rubbing his face with his hand. Are you serious?
I looked up at the camera. I have realized what a fool I was for dating her
in the first place. It was a huge mistake. I looked back at Spencer, trying to
hold back a smile. I dont care what other people think of me. I used to, but I
dont anymore.
I could practical feel Mallorys smile from herethat is if Lily hadnt killed
her yet.
I cleared my throat. No, see, over spring break, I discovered something
about myself, but I was too afraid to admit it until now. I started.
Uh, dude, if youre gay, dont announce it to everyone. Spencer said
quietly.
I shook my head. Lily Bennett, I dont love you. Really, I dont and its
because I am head over heels, so extremely and totally, deeply, completely
in love with Mallory Watson. I exhaled, relieved. That felt good.
Spencer looked shocked. Uh, what?
I shook my head. Im serious! I cried.
Dude, are you on drugs?
I sighed. I am not crazy and just to prove it to you, I want you to follow
me. I said, standing up from the desk.
Spencers eyes darted around. We arent really supposed to leave
Spencer, grab the camera. I snapped. I had to go see her.
Okay, okay. He said, taking the camera.
Mrs. Green looked at us like we were insane. She held her arms out and
pulled down her headset. And just where do you think youre going?
I stood up straighter, nodding. To go ask the girl I love to prom. I stated.
She looked a bit taken aback but stepped aside, a small smile appearing
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 I ran out into the hall, Spencer on my heels. Did you seriously just say
what I think you did?
I nodded quickly, breathing deeply. Yep.
Oh my god dude, her? You dumped Lily for her? Mallory Watson? Are you
kidding me? Youve got to be kidding me. He said in disbelief. You are
definitely crazy.
Crazy in love, maybe. I smirked.
He shook his head, completely in shock. Oh my god. Who are you! What
is happening! How did this, when did you evenI am so confused! He cried.
Ill explain later. I said, walking for McArthurs class.
I knew you were acting weird for some reason.
I turned towards the camera and kept walking. See, I realized that I
dont care what everyone thinks, even if you guys are going to freak out.
Dude, people are definitely going to freak out.
I shrugged. They can freak out all they want. It wont change how I feel.
I pushed McArthurs door open. I saw everyone look over at us. I looked
around confused. I saw Mallory shrink away from everyone. My expression
softened as I stepped forward, but I quickly stepped back when I saw Lily
stomp towards me.
How dare you. She snarled, stopping inches from my face. How dare
you lie to me like that, Eddie. I trusted you!
I stood my ground, expecting this reaction. Lily, listen
No! She roared. This whole thing is just, it She paused. Why would
you Suddenly, a devilish grin appeared on her face. Shes pregnant, isnt
she!
Everyone gasped.
My eyes widened. What!
Spencers mouth dropped open. What!
Mallorys eyes widened and she stood up. Excuse me! She cried.
Lily nodded. You messed up and now shes pregnant so youre just trying
to cover it up with a grand gesture of love. Thats exactly what this is, isnt
it!
Mallory put her head in her hands. I could tell she was mortified.
I inhaled sharply, holding my arms out. Well, considering the fact that we
havent had sex, no I think its safe to say this is basically just a grand
gesture of love, yeah.
More gasps.
Mallory looked up confused. What, was I wrong?
Lily rolled her eyes. Oh please, you honestly expect me to believe youve
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I nodded, clapping my hands together. Yeah, pretty much.
She pointed back at Mal, rage spreading across her face. Her? That little
slut?
Youd be one to talk. I shot backknowing I shouldnt havebut it was
too late now.
Lilys mouth dropped open. What are you
I know about the other guys, Lily. I paused. So next time, be careful
with the name calling.
Lily gasped and shoved passed me into the hallway.
I looked back at the camera. Well, that was awkward, and definitely TMI.
I laughed. Im sorry you had to see that. Lets get things back on track. I
said as I walked towards her. Mal? I asked.
She turned around to face me. Yes?
I forced a small smile, stopping in front of her. Ive always cared way too
much what other people think of me. Ive been too worried that my image
would be ruined so Ive been ignoring the fact that you are amazing.
She put a hand over her mouth to stop herself from grinning.
My heart beat fast against my chest, completely overwhelmed with joy
and relief. I nodded. I know that Ive told you this a million times, but I love
you, more than anything.
She stood up. I love you too.
And I want to do it right this time. I smiled, holding a hand out. So, all
Im asking is, Mal, will you go to prom with me?
Her mouth dropped open. Oh my god, are you kidding me?
I laughed, taking her hand in mine. Pretty stupid, right?
She shook her head, rolling her eyes. Of course I will go to prom with
you. She said, pulling me into a hug.
The gasps turned to awws.
I held her tight, everything finally feeling right in the world.
I heard Spencer clear his throat behind me. I let go of Mal and turned
around to face him, a bit annoyed. What?
He pointed at the camera.
My eyes widened. Why was he still recording! I sighed deeply, trying to
think of something to say. So there you have it, Napa Prep. Screw cliques,
screw popularity, who cares! Break the status quo and just do what makes
you happy. Im Eddie Michaels, and Im telling you to buy prom bids. I
cracked a smile. Because who know whats going to happen.
Spencer shook his head, lowering the camera. Wow that was beautiful,
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 I turned back to face Mal, still grinning.
Alright, hold on Troy Bolton, Ive got to talk to you in the hall for a
second. Spencer said.
I sighed. Why?
He groaned. Will you just
I looked back to Mal. She forced a small nod. I spun on my heel and
walked out after Spencer. I held my arms out. What!
He held his hand up. Okay as your best bud, it is my job to make sure
you are not making a terrible mistake.
I rolled my eyes. Trust me, Im not. The only terrible mistake I made was
dating Lily in the first place.
I dont disagree with you, she sucks, but Mallory Watson? Are you
kidding?
Im not kidding.
Youve hated Mallory forever. He said like it was obvious.
I shrugged. Well, now I dont.
I know! And thats whats weird about it! He said as his eyes widened
and he held his arms out.
I sighed. Okay, calm down.
He cut me off. No, I will not calm down! What the hell! Shes totally weird
and no one likes her!
My expression hardened. He needs to stop before I punch him in the face.
Spencer, have you ever even talked to her? I asked annoyed.
He started to say something, but then stopped. Well, there was this one
timeoh wait, no I didnt. Actually, in gym once, no that was someone else.
He snapped his fingers and pointed at me. I almost ran over her once!
I exhaled, stopping myself from snapping at him. So, how do you know
shes so weird if youve never even talked to her?
He started to say something, but I cut him off. And no. What Lily says
isnt true.
He paused. Well, I mean I guess Ive never really talked to her. He said
sheepishly.
Exactly. You should.
Well I
I paused, nodding. Actually, youre going to.
Umm
Because shes sitting with us at lunch, and hanging out with us, and
walking to class with us, and My voice trailed.
Spencer raised an eyebrow. And
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She wasnt weird. She was perfect. And it was time other people saw that.
Okay
And youre going to help.
I am?
I nodded. Yes. Right now. Tell Emma to talk to her.
His shoulders slumped. Aww man, come on. Dont bring my girlfriend into
this. You know how she gets.
Ill back you up. I said. It was Emma. She liked me more than Spencer.
He sighed and paused. He thought for a second and then nodded. Fine,
as your best bed it is also my job to have your back no matter what in any
crazy ass situation you manage to get yourself into.
I rolled my eyes. Youll like her. Trust me.
I dont know man, I, just I
Okay you said the same thing about Dippin Dots and now look where we
are. I countered, raising my eyebrows.
He sighed deeply. I know. He said reluctantly. Fine, I will keep an open
mind. He pointed at me. But the second she gets weird!
I shook my head. You literally have 3 cats. You cant talk to me about
being weird.
His mouth dropped open. Excuse me!
I turned back for the door. You know Im right.
He grabbed my arm. Whoa, where are you going? Weve got to get back
to the lab.
I groaned. Seriously?
Yeah, well Id prefer not to lose my job, thanks.
Alright, Ill make it quick. I said, as I opened the door.
Everyone looked up at us again. I nodded and walked quickly over to Mal.
Umm, Ill be back when class is over. I said, kissing her once.
A few more awws. I scrunched my eyebrows, finding it weird. I walked
back to Spencer, clearing my throat.
He sighed, looking to Emma on the other side of the room. He jerked his
head towards Mallory. She raised an eyebrow. He jerked his head again. I
looked at her pleadingly. She looked at me and sighed. She stood up and
walked over to Mal. I smiled. I looked at the teacher.
Sorry about this, Mr. McArthur.
He looked up from his magazine. Huh, what?
I sighed. Nothing, have a nice day.
Umm, you too Michaels.
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seemed so unreal. It was amazing.
Spencer looked at me. That took balls.
I nodded.
You okay? He asked.
I nodded. Yes.
He scrunched his eyebrows. Are you sure?
I nodded again. Yes.
Well you look like youre going to puke.
I swallowed. Its just a lot to process.
You have a lot to process? What about me? Im the one with a lot to
process. Here comes my best friend, a self-centeredno offensejerkonce
again no offensewho one day decides to throw his whole life away. He
dumps his super hot girlfriend for the freak of the schooldont judge. I still
dont know her. He claims to be super in love with her and all of a sudden
doesnt care what people think of him and wants to completely topple the
social order of the high school universe.
Yeah, he pretty much nailed it.
I nodded. You should try it sometime.
Umm, pass. I like my life the way it is thanks.
I smiled. Im serious! I feel so, I dont know, I felt like a huge weight has
been lifted off my shoulders, like Im free! I cried, holding my arms out.
He snorted. Okay calm down, Troy Bolton.
We were silent for a minute.
He looked at me. But Mallory did look really happy.
I smiled. I know.
So does this mean that you were like cheating on Lily with her?
I paused, realizing he was right. For like a week. I admitted.
Or 35 years, same difference.
His mouth dropped open. Eddie Michaels!
I shook my head. Oh shut up. Lily was cheating on me with like eight
guys.
Nine.
I rolled my eyes. Exactly.
I pulled open the door to the computer lab and walked in. Everyone stared
at me. I sighed, already annoyed that everyone was making a big deal of
this. I looked at them.
Have any of you ever even talked to her! I said angrily.
Spencer stepped forward and started to talk over me. Dont you people
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I swallowed. I, uh
That was quite a performance, Mr. Michaels.
I looked down. Sorry, I guess I did kind of hijack the whole thing.
She exhaled. Youre lucky Ive got a soft spot for those dimples.
I laughed, looking up at her relieved. Yeah, they get me out of a lot of
trouble.
She nodded. And that was some kind of guerrilla journalism.
Spencer cleared his throat. Thanks to some amazing filming done by
yours truly. He bowed.
Her expression hardened once again and she turned to Spencer. And you,
young man! I would hope that you wouldnt let it get that out of hand again.
You nearly disgraced the entire broadcasting program!
He held out his arms. Oh come on. How is this my fault? He asked
annoyed.
The man behind the camera. I said under my breath.
Spencer gave me a look like dude, what the hell. I smiled.
Mrs. Green exhaled. Spencer, I do believe you have work to do.
He sighed. Fine. Ill be over there pretending that this is all my fault. He
said sulking off to a computer.
I smiled and looked back to her. Umm, actually this is kind of my fault.
Spencer didnt even know what was going on.
She nodded. I know. I just like to call him out every now and then. It
keeps him in line. She winked.
I smiled.
She continued. Now, go ahead and take a seat next to Mr. Mills. But I
want not a peep out of the both of you.
Yes maam. I said as I walked over to Spencer and sat down next to
him.
You do realize that this is your fault. He hissed, adjusting his hat on his
head.
I know.
Its always your fault.
Not true. I argued.
Yes, true. You always get me in trouble.
I snorted. More like the other way around.
Bull shit. Half of my detentions are your fault.
I started to laugh. Thats because you get caught.
Exactly!
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 He paused. I, umm, yeah it is.
I rolled my eyes. Fine.
Can I get that in writing?
Dont you have work to do? I asked.
His eyes narrowed. He put back on his headphones and went back to
editing a video.
I smirked and tried to find something to do for the next twenty minutes. I
could feel every staring at me. I could feel the whole school having a heart
attack. I knew itd take time for everyone to get used to it, not that I cared. I
had dealt with a lot worse than high school students. Hell, Ive fought in
wars, raised a childsort ofand negotiated treaties. I could handle this.
I looked at my watch towards the end of class. I hit Spencer. He took off
his headphones and I could hear music blasting. What?
Im leaving.
Congratulations. He said sarcastically.
And youre coming with me.
He rolled his eyes. Of course I am. He said as he quit out of everything
and grabbed his backpack.
I stood up with him and put on my backpack. We walked towards Mrs.
Green. I opened my mouth to explain, but she cut me off.
Go. She said, pointing to the door with her pencil without looking up.
We walked into the hallway and back towards McArthurs class in silence.
When we got to the door, Spencer opened it. We stopped dead in our tracks.
My eyes widened. There was Mal, surrounded by like six girls. They were
laughing. She was smiling. Emma was staring straight at us. She gave me a
look like Youre welcome.
Everyone stopped to look at us. Spencer raised his hands. Whoa, dont
worry, guys. No camera this time.
I rolled my eyes.
Everyone went back to talking. We walked towards Mal and the other girls.
I sat down next to Mal and Spencer sat down next to Emma. As soon as we
did, all of the girls except for Mal and Emma got up and walked away from
us.
Spencer scrunched his eyebrows. What? Why did everyone leave?
Emma rolled her eyes. Well, besides the fact that you sat down, nothing
major.
Mallory and I both started to laugh.
Spencers mouth dropped open. What is so important that we guys cant
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Both Spencers eyes and mine widened. Our mouths dropped open. I
looked at Mallory. She smiled, which made me smile. I knew she had a lot of
dirt on me.
The bell rang. We all stood up. Emma looked at Mal. Hey, text me about
Friday.
Mal nodded. Yeah, definitely!
Emma looked at Spencer. Lets go.
Spencer nodded and looked at me. You alright?
I nodded. Go ahead.
Alright. Fine. He said as he started to walk away. Not my fault! He
called back.
I rolled my eyes. I looked down at Mal. She was still smiling. What about
Friday? I asked.
Emma and I are going to hang out.
Oh, so now youre Miss Popular? I joked, grabbing her hand.
She looked up at me. I still cant believe that you did that. You are
completely crazy.
I opened my mouth to retort, but she stopped me.
And I love it. She finished, starting to laugh.
I grinned.
As we walked down the hallway, everyone was staring at us. Some were
staring, some were smiling, some were gossiping. I didnt really care. Mal
squeezed my hand harder.
I looked down at her. You okay?
She was looking around everywhere. Ive just never had so many people
look at me before.
I smiled. Not true.
She rolled her eyes. Mythical lands dont count. She mumbled.
I laughed. Fair enough.
These are high schoolers. They are vicious.
Sam came up next to us and put his arm around me. Well, well, well.
I sighed, really not wanting to deal with him right now. I took his arm and
moved it off of me. Hi.
Sup. He turned to look to Mallory. Mal. He nodded.
Hi. She grinned.
What do you want? I asked.
Nothing. I just wanted to check in on my big bro. He said, patting my
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 Well, youve never done anything worth me having to before. He smiled
at me.
I rolled my eyes. I take it you saw the announcement.
Dude, everyone saw the announcement.
I know. I sighed, starting to realize how crazy what I did actually was.
I mean the whole tenth grade thinks youre like a god.
Really? I asked, somewhat surprised.
Yeah, well besides me though.
I rolled my eyes. Right, of course.
But that was some stunt you pulled, like that was something I would
have done. I hate to say it but Im impressed. He admitted.
I looked at him shocked. What! I said dramatically.
He rolled his eyes. Shut up. Im still more bad ass than youll ever be.
Uh huh. I said skeptically.
And now Im the most popular brother. Wow, could this day get any
better? He paused, stepping away from me a bit. Do you mind not standing
so close to me? Youre kind of bringing down my cred.
I shoved him. Shut up. Nothing has changed. Everyone still hates you,
and I dont blame them.
False! He cried, pointing at me. Watch. He said, as he started to walk
away.
Hey dude! He greeted to one guy who was walking past him. He tried
to give him a high five but the guy just stared at him. Sam acted like he was
only trying pat him on the back. Mal and I started to laugh. Sam then walked
up to a group of girls.
Ladies He said suavely. They scrunched their eyebrows and rolled
their eyes. They pushed past him.
He shook that one off and walked up to a freshman. Yo! What up! He
said as he tried to chest bump him. The kid didnt really know what was
going on so Sam basically just pushed him into the lockers. The kids eyes
widened and he ran in the other direction. I was basically on the floor
laughing. This was so satisfying. Sam got up quickly. He spun back around to
face us. He slapped his chest twice, raised his arms, and walked into the
nearest classroom.
Mallory scrunched her eyebrows. Is that even the right classroom?
I saw Sam walk out of the classroom quickly and steer off to the
classroom next door to that one. Mallory and I started to laugh again. His
antics were always entertaining.
She looked at me. What class do you have now?
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She pointed behind us. Well, English is that way, Romeo.
I forced a small smile. Oh right.
Ive got physics so assuming that I dont explode, Ill see you at lunch.
She smiled.
I raised my eyebrows at her. Assuming you dont explode?
She shook her head. Oh my god, it was a joke, Eddie.
Yes well not a very funny one, Miss Prophecy. I said quietly.
She rolled her eyes. Im leaving.
Fine. I said, smiling as I kissed her once.
She let go of my hand and started to walk away. I sighed and turned
around. I started to walk back and headed upstairs, gripping onto my
backpack straps tightly. I was not looking forward to this.
I walked into the classroom. A couple of my football buddies saw me and
started to clap, which led the whole class to turn to me and clap. I forced a
small smile and sat down with my friends.
Gabes eyes widened. Dude...
I laughed. What?
He raised his eyebrows. You know what.
I shrugged. Its not that big of a deal.
He put his hand over his heart and looked at Moss. Not that big of a deal.
Oh sure, now Eddie decides to be modest.
I rolled my eyes. Im serious. Its not!
Dude! Gabe cried like it was obvious. You freaking dumped Lily.
I nodded. So? You didnt like her, did you?
He shook his head quickly. No shes terrible, but like I dont know if
youre going to survive the rest of the day.
Ill take my chances. I said, turning to face the chalkboard.
Mr. Sullivan stalked into the classroom, towering over us. I sat up a bit
straighter, his presence giving me uneasiness. Thats how he made everyone
feel. So of course, he teaches rhetorical analysis.
Take out Hamlet and five sheets of paper. He said, his voice booming.
I sighed. Great. I hadnt read Hamlet in years.
Gabe raised his hand.
Mr. Sullivan looked at him and sighed. Yes, Mr. Thomas?
Sully, I think we should analyze Eddies rhetoric that he used in the
announcements instead.
The color drained from my face and I turned to give Gabe a nasty look.
Mr. Sullivan nodded. What a wonderful idea, Mr. Thomas.
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 Mr. Sullivan cleared his throat. If Mr. Michaels doesnt mind, Im sure it
would make a fantastic topic of discussion.
I exhaled, holding my hand out. Please, be my guest.
He nodded. Splendid. Who would like to start the discussion?
And with that, we spent the whole English class talking about Mallory and
I. There were some people who thought I was amazing, some of Lilys friends
who thought I was an asshole, and then there were people who thought that
I shouldnt have done it so publicly. Really, I could have ended the discussion
by saying that weve been married for like 30 years in a mythical land, but I
dont think that would have gone over so well. I kept staring at the clock.
Finally, the bell rang. I stood up quickly and grabbed my backpack. Gabe
walked out next to me. He was one of my closer friendsat least before I
left for five hundred years. I mean he was the center on the football team, so
we kind of had to be friends.
I looked at him. Thanks Gabe, for bringing up the discussion of my life. I
said sarcastically.
Hey man, youve had your hands all up in my business for like four years,
so now its my turn.
I started to laugh. Right.
But hey, it got us out of a discussion about hamster so its all good. He
grinned.
Hamster? I sighed. You mean Hamlet.
He nodded. Same thing. He said, looking across the hall. Hey save me
a seat, Ive got to go talk to whats his face.
I nodded. Sure thing.
He turned and walked into another classroom. I sighed deeply and kept
walking towards the cafeteria. People were still staring at me, but not as
much. I was getting used to it by now. I mean, I was used to people staring. I
was a king for crying out loud. This was nothing.
I made it into the cafeteria and saw Mallory sitting with Emma. I walked
up next to them and sat down next to Mal, across from Emma.
Hi. I said, taking off my backpack.
Mal looked at me. Hey, how was class?
I nodded. Well, if you consider the whole class analyzing my
announcement for an hour good, then it was fantastic.
She and Emma both started to laugh. Emma shook her head. That
sucks.
Spencer ran up and slid down next to Emma. What? What did I miss? He
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 Were you being funny? Did I miss it again?
I rolled my eyes. Wow, youre hilarious Spencer. I said sarcastically. I
turned to Mallory. How was physics? Glad you didnt blow up.
She grinned. Me too. It was fine. Pretty boring. Lots of staring.
Well, I dont blame them. I smirked.
She rolled her eyes. Shut up.
We were silent for a few seconds. Spencer looked at Mallory. So uh,
Mallory, you live in the same house as Eddie?
I looked at him annoyed. Really?
Emma put her head in her hand. Oh my god, Spencer.
I scrunched my eyebrows. Why would you ask something like that? Its
none of your business.
Mallory just started to laugh.
Spencer raised his hands. What? Im just trying to make conversation!
Both Emma and I rolled our eyes. Spencer looked back at Mallory. Still
didnt get an answer. He said sheepishly.
Just drop it, Spencer! Emma and I both said at the same time.
Mallory shook her head. No, no its okay. She looked at Spencer, giving
him a sympathetic smile. Yes, I live with Eddie and his family.
He nodded. Thank you. See, was that so bad? Shes not afraid to share
things about her life, unlike you guys. He said, pointing at us.
I rolled my eyes.
Spencer looked back to Mallory. So, your parents just let you live with
Eddie? Thats pretty cool.
The color drained from my face. Oh my god. Mallory swallowed deeply,
looking down.
Emma sighed deeply, leaning in close to Spencer. Babe, the reason
Mallory lives with Eddie is because her parents are dead. She whispered.
His eyes widened. Ah, my bad. I forgot.
Mal nodded slowly. Umm, its okay.
I reached for her hand. She took it.
I looked back to Spencer. How about we change the subject?
Emma forced a smile. Thats a great idea. She looked to Mallory. So,
what kind of TV shows do you like to watch?
I exhaled slowly, thankful for Emmas presence.
Mallory shrugged, looking to me. I knew we were both thinking the same
thing. Celestia didnt have TV. She looked back to Emma. Uh, well usually
the guys hog the TV but sometimes I can get them to watch Greys
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Mals eyes widened but she nodded. Duh! She lied.
Emma clapped her hands happily. Thank goodness you have to come
over this weekend and watch with me.
Totally! Mal grinned.
I cursed silently when I realized that we would have to watch four seasons
of Greys Anatomy this week to catch upand yes, I said we. There was no
way she would let me off the hook for this one. Why couldnt she have picked
a better show?
Spencer cleared his throat. So, you guys really havent done it?
Emma and I groaned. Are you kidding me? I asked annoyed.
He shrugged. What! He defended innocently.
Thats absolutely none of your business. I said, raising my eyebrows.
He leaned in closer. Come on, you guys can tell me. I know you just said
that to Lily so shed back off. This is just between us.
We havent. I said, like it was obviousand I wasnt lying! In this world
we hadnt.
He looked at me skeptically. Nah uh. You live together. I know youre
lying.
I shook my head. Im not.
Eddie! He whined. I told you when Emma and I
Emma looked at him angrily. Excuse me!
His eyes widened. Nothing.
Thankfully, a bunch of our other friends sat down next to us and we could
change the subject. After a couple of minutes, Spencers eyes widened.
Crap. He said.
Emma raised an eyebrow. Whats wrong with you now, Mr. I Cant Keep
My Mouth Shut?
He started to scramble through his backpack. I might have, umm, forgot
to do He pulled out what looked like to be a chemistry worksheet. This.
I snorted. Good luck with that. I said as I took a sip of my Gatorade.
Umm, you wouldnt by any chance remember how to balance a chemical
element equation would you? He said, as he looked at me.
I knew nothing about chemistryokay, fine very little. I knew very little
about chemistry. Because I knew a lot about stuff, I mean, I had a whole
lifetime of knowledge in my head.
I snorted. Dude, I took like intro to chemistry like three years ago.
He sighed. Crap.
Let me see.
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Dude you just put the little subscript thingys on them until theyre the
same. I said, handing it back to him.
The subscript thingys. Right, of course. He said sarcastically.
Mallory stood up. Here let me see. She said walking over to sit next to
him.
Umm, okay. He said slowly.
She looked at it. Okay, here, all you have to do is make a chart. List the
elements and how many atoms of each one there are. She said making a
chart. Then, just try to make the sides equal by putting a coefficient out in
front of each element so that they have the same number of atoms. Like
this. She said handing it to him.
His eyes widened. I totally get it now. How did you do that?
Spencer, Im in your class.
I shut my eyes for a moment, exhaling.
You are? He asked surprised.
She nodded.
I so call you as my lab partner.
She smiled. Okay, but Im not doing everything for you. Ill help you
figure it out, but youre doing it yourself.
Spencer nodded. Deal! I kind of actually need to learn what were talking
about so I dont fail and become a drop out.
She started to laugh. Okay, okay. Whats the next problem? She asked.
Right. He said looking down.
They started to do the next problem. I was glad that they were bonding,
but not going to lie I felt a little left out. I mean, I just professed my love for
Mallory. I wanted to talk to her at school now, not share her with other
people.
I looked at Spencer. Spencer, I dont think you need Mal to help you with
every problem.
He didnt even look up. He pointed his pencil at me. Eddie, isnt it your
turn to get the food? I think it is. Besides, youre distracting us.
Mal tried to hide her smile.
I rolled my eyes. Fine. I said getting up slowly and walking to the
cafeteria line. I got a bunch of random crap. Well, no let me rephrase that. I
got the usual for everyone, except for Spencer. He was kind of pissing me off.
I walked back to our table. I gave everyone their food. I smirked and set
down Spencers in front of him.
He looked up. What the hell is this? He said holding up a bag of jalapeo
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 Dude, wheres my pizza?
Oops! Did I mess it up? I guess you were too distracted to tell me what
you wanted.
Emma almost choked up water she was trying so hard not to laugh. I sat
down and smirked. Spencer picked up the plate of cornbread.
I mean who the hell eats cornbread anymore? He asked, studying it.
Everyone literally almost spit out what they were drinking. Sam walked by
and grabbed the plate from Spencer. Ooo, cornbread! He said excited.
Spencer scrunched his eyebrows. Umm, sure! You can have that buddy!
Its all yours! He said sarcastically.
Sam kept walking. Thanks. He called back.
Spencer started to eat some of Emmas food. She didnt stop him. I knew
she knew it wasnt worth it. Mal sat down next to me again. After a few
minutes, I looked at her.
Do your math homework?
She looked up at me. No.
Me neither. I said, starting to laugh.
Just then, I saw a flash go off.
Smile! Emma beamed.
I looked at her. She had her camera in her hands and Spencer had a video
camera. What are you doing? I asked.
Well, we have to document this, duh! Spencer cried. Any words for the
camera from the new it couple?
I rolled my eyes. Turn it off, Spencer.
No! He cried. I have to film you for my final project. Im making a
documentary.
Really? I asked annoyed.
Another flash.
I turned my attention back to Emma. Emma.
Eddie, shut up. She said.
Another flash.
I looked down at Mal. Sorry, my friends are jerks.
Our friends. She corrected.
Right. I smiled.
More flashes.
I looked down at her again, this time putting my forehead against the side
of her head. At least in Celestia there were no pictures. All we had were
paintingsof Sam. I smiled.
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 I looked at them, now completely annoyed. Okay, thats enough. Im
serious.
Spencer sighed. Well, youre no fun. He said, closing the camera.
Emma set down her camera. Spencer, this is your fault.
I started to laugh again.
Spencers mouth dropped open. Oh my god. Thats it. Im leaving! He
cried getting up and grabbing his backpack.
I hate both of you. He said pointing at Emma and I. He looked at Mal
and smiled. Ill see you in Chem.
She nodded, returning the smile. Bye.
He whirled around and stormed out of the cafeteria. Emma sighed. Well,
I guess I should go make sure he doesnt get lost or something.
Probably a good idea. I said.
Bye.
We said goodbye. She looked at me. Well, math class here we come.
Cant wait. I said sarcastically as we got up and went to our lockers.
I grabbed my math book and my psych book. Mal grabbed her stuff and
met me back at my locker. We walked together and into calculus.
Yes. I am in the nerd math class, and I am proud of it. Wow, I think thats
the first time Ive ever said that.
The other five kids were already sitting in the front row. The bell rang.
Mallory went to take her seat. I sat down next to her. She scrunched her
eyebrows.
What are you doing?
I looked around. Umm, sitting in a chair?
But your seat is over there. She said, pointing towards the door.
I shrugged. Eh, Id thought Id sit here today.
But we have a seating chart.
Mal, there are like seven people in the class. I said, like it was obvious.
She rolled her eyes. Yes, I can count Eddie. Im just saying that Mr. Potts
is going to be a jerk.
I sighed. The chart is more implied than enforced.
She rolled her eyes. You would say that.
I just want to sit next to you, thats all. I said, pushing my desk next to
hers.
She opened her notebook. Mr. Potts cleared his throat. He looked at the
five other kids in the class. You five, open to page 325 and do problems 1-
10. You two. He said pointing at Mal and I. We need to talk.
I sighed, annoyed. I should just wear a sign that says, yes I am in love
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opened their books and started to do their problems.
Potts walked over and stood in front of us. He sat down on top of the desk
and folded his arms. He sighed. I want not a peep from you two.
I nodded. Yes Mr. Potts. Not a word.
And move the desk back before you leave.
Of course, Sir.
And if your grades drop, I am moving you back.
It wont happen, Sir.
He nodded. Good. He said standing up. He bowed his head. Im glad
youve finally started to apply yourself and embrace your intelligence, Mr.
Michaels. Berkeley will be lucky to have you. He said as he walked back to
his desk.
The color drained from my face. Oh god. Berkeley. I forgot. I cant go to
Berkeley! What about Mal! I cant believe that I completely forgot. Oh my
god. What am I going to do! Oh my god!
Mal looked up at me. She had a knack for sensing when I was upset.
Whats wrong?
I looked down at her. I cant go to Berkeley.
And why not?
Because, because I cant, I dont want to
She raised her eyebrows.
Leave you. I finished.
She tried to hold back her smile. You cant go to Berkeley because you
cant bear to go to a different college than me.
Why was she smiling?
Yes.
Did it ever occur to you to ask where I was going to college? She asked.
I scrunched my eyebrows. No. I said confused.
She reached down to her backpack and pulled out a letter. She handed it
to me and I opened it. Dear Ms. Watson, it is my greatest pleasure to
announce that you have been accepted into the University of California
Berkeley I stopped reading after that.
I whipped my head up. You, you got in, into Berkeley?
Her mouth dropped open and she looked at me offended. Dont sound so
surprised!
But, but the letter is from a month ago. I didnt even know you applied
there. I said, still in shock.
Well I wasnt going to go there because I didnt think you would want me
to, but due to a change in recent events, She said leaning in and kissing me
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 Potts cleared his throat. Im serious, you two. I have no problem giving
both of you detention. Keep the PDA to a minimum. He said annoyed.
We both nodded. Sorry, Mr. Potts.
He nodded towards the board. Mal and I opened our books and started to
do the problems. I was seriously giddy. I cant believe that she got in. I cant
believe that we were going to go together. I could barely contain a grin.
I looked down at her. I cant believe it.
Well, I didnt want you too far awaywho knows what you might do.
She said sarcastically.
I cleared my throat. So what page? I asked, looking down at the book
and starting to flip through pages.
She rolled her eyes. Uh huh.
I grinned as I started to do the problems. The class flew by and for the
first time in my life I actually enjoyed it. The bell rang and we headed back
out into the hallway.
I looked at her. Hey, if Spencer starts to annoy you in Chem, just tell me.
He gets that way when he has a shiny new toy to play with.
She rolled her eyes. Hes harmless.
I know, but still.
Ill see you after school. She laughed.
Bye.
I walked into my World Issues class. I came in with low expectations, but
was pleasantly surprised to find out that my king skills were coming in handy.
Lots of debating. I was like a kid in a candy shop. Once again, the class flew
by. The bell rang and I headed off to psychology with Spencer and Emma.
I walked into the class and sat down. Spencer and Emma ran in. Spencer
slid into the chair in front of me and Emma pulled up a chair next to him. I
scrunched my eyebrows.
What?
Dude, you gotta see this. Spencer said out of breath.
See what? I asked.
Emma, take it away. Spencer said.
She rolled her eyes. Thanks. She pulled out her camera. She started to
click through pictures. Okay, look. She said showing the camera to me.
I took it and looked at it. On the screen was my old profile picture with Lily.
She was making this weird face that she obviously thought was cool and I
was staring into the camera. Overall, the picture just made me sad.
I looked up at them. Why are you showing me this? I asked.
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 I rolled my eyes. Why was he so annoying sometimes? Emma sighed and
grabbed the camera back from me. She clicked through more pictures.
After a minute, she nodded. Okay, now look at this. She said handing
the camera back to me.
I sighed and took the camera again. I looked at the screen and my
expression softened. It was a picture they took of Mal and I at lunch when I
was talking to her about Celestia. I was looking down at her and smiling and
she was looking into the camera laughing. I inhaled sharply when I realized
that this was our first picture together. The paintings in Celestia didnt count.
This was our first real picture.
I blinked a couple of times and looked up. Uh, what about it?
Spencer looked at me like I was an idiot. Dude, are you serious?
What? I asked.
Emma sighed. Spencer, can you tell me some differences between the
two pictures?
He nodded. I would love to. So, in the first picture, Im sorry but Lily just
scares me and lets face it, you look like you want to kill yourself. But, if we
switch to the second picture, youve got Mallory laughing and you smiling at
her, like actually looking at her, like actually in love with her.
Emma nodded. So, this is your new profile picture.
I scrunched my eyebrows. Umm, okay.
So Im going to send you this and you are going to change it ASAP, okay?
I swear if I have to look at that picture of Lily for another second Im going to
scream.
I nodded.
I guess I was used to being in love with Mallory, so I didnt react to the
picture. Everyone else? Well, they were freaking out, as expected. And they
also were teenagers. Hence, the overreactions.
After class, I walked to the parking lot and saw Mal was waiting with Sam.
I walked up to them.
Spencer jogged up to us. Hey!
I raised my eyebrows. Yes?
He waved me off. I was talking to Mallory, not you.
I kept my eyebrows raised, completely taken aback. Uh, excuse me?
He nodded. Youre excused. He said, looking to Mal. Is six okay?
She nodded, smiling. Yeah, thats fine. Make sure you bring your
textbook and your lab book. Its got the worksheets.
Okay youre going to have to text me, because Im definitely going to
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 I cleared my throat. Umm, what?
Oh, Mal is going to help me with Chem. Spencer grinned.
So youre coming over to see Mallory, not me, even though Im your best
friend. I asked confused.
He started to walk away and turned around to face me. Yes, but you
arent my lab partner. He said, smiling and turning back around.
I held my arms out. Youve known her for like two hours! I cried.
Hey! He snapped. You were the one telling me to get to know her. This
is your fault!
I rolled my eyes.
Mallory started to laugh. Sam snorted. Ouch.
I sighed. Come on, Noah will be waiting.
Sam climbed into the back seat. He sat back, his backpack on his lap.
Or... He suggested. We could leave him there and he can just walk home.
I shook my head, sitting down in the front seat and turning on the car. Or
you can just walk home. I challenged, looking at him through the rearview
mirror.
He narrowed his eyes at me. Or you can just take your crown and shove
it up your High King ass.
How sweet. I mocked.
He slouched down in the seat. Okay, so my plan to become the most
popular brother is not working out as well as I would have hoped.
I pulled out of the parking lot and headed for the elementary school. Oh
really? I asked sarcastically. Im so surprised.
He groaned. Yeah, turns out people actually like you for what you did.
Idiots.
I laughed. Im sorry I ruined your plan. I thought for sure everyone would
hate me.
Shut up. He grumbled, hugging his backpack. You knew everyone
would love you. I mean you took out the school bully and Cinderella Storyd
the school weirdo all in one day. He sat forward. No offense Mal. He
added. He looked back to me. Its like a freakin Disney Channel movie.
I rolled my eyes. Well, I dont know if Id go that far.
I would! He cried. Jesus, I had people coming up to me all day asking
about you two.
Mallory turned around to face him. What did they want to know?
He shrugged. I dont know! All kinds of shit. When did they first get
together? How long have they been keeping it a secret? Do you think theyll
win prom king and queen? Does your mom know? Where did Mallory get her
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 I gripped the steering wheel tighter, used to him pushing my buttons like
this. Well, what did you tell them?
His eyes lit up. Oh dont worry, I made up a great story.
Mallorys eyes widened. Oh god, please tell me you didnt.
He held his arms out. Its me, of course I did.
I sighed. What did you say?
He smirked as I pulled into the elementary school parking lot. Youll find
out soon enough.
Mallory shook her head. Sam, there are already enough rumors. We dont
need anymore.
I got out to let Noah into the backseat. Hello everyone! He greeted,
sitting down next to Sam.
I got back in and headed for home.
Okay look, its not even that bad. I just said it was a whirlwind. Sam
paused. And that I could hear you guys making out from my room. He
added, giggling.
Mallory smacked him. Are you kidding me?
He shrunk away from her, using his backpack as a shield. What! Am I
wrong?
Yes you are wrong! She hissed, like it was obvious, and hitting him
again.
Oh come on, I could have said a lot worse things than that.
I paused, nodding. You know, hes not wrong. I admitted.
Thank you. Sam said, motioning to me.
Noah blinked confused. Uh, what is going on?
Sams eyes widened. Oh my god dude, I totally forgot to tell you. I was
going to text you but then I realized you didnt have a phone because youre
like
Noah glared at him.
He inhaled sharply. Anyway, Eddie dumped Lily over the morning
announcements and told everyone hes in love with Mallory! He squeaked,
pretending to be giddy.
Noahs mouth dropped open and he poked his head into the front seat.
No way! He cried.
Mallory nodded. It was pretty crazy.
What happened! Noah demanded. You have to tell me everything. Was
Lily mad? Did she hit you! How did everyone react?
I pushed him back into the back seat. Calm down, enough with the 20
Questions.
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I sighed. Fine. Yes, Lily was upset. No, she didnt hit me. Obviously
everyone was totally freaked out, but I think itll be okay.
His shoulders slumped. You arent telling me everything.
I looked back at him. The important thing is that now everyone knows
and we dont have to hide anything anymore.
Noah snorted. Right beside the fact that weve spent the last lifetime
ruling a mythical land.
I smiled. Besides that.
Sam nudged Noah. Dont worry, Ill tell you everything later. He said
quietly.
Mallory spun around, pointing at him. No.
He held his hands up in surrender. Well youre not going to!
Mallory sighed, looking at me. Eddie asked me to prom. She paused. In
a totally obnoxious, status-deprecating way. Very brave and totally
unexpected. She said, taking my hand in hers.
I forced a smile. Well, you know me.
Sam threw his head back. Oh my god Mal, I would have paid you so
much money if you would have said no.
She laughed. I wouldnt have done that to him. She grinned, rubbing my
hand with her thumb. That would have been cruel.
Oh, but so funny. Sam laughed.
Especially because youve been married for like a million years. Noah
giggled.
Sam laughed harder. Married for a million years, Mallory will you go to
prom with me? No! He imitated. He sat forward. Rejected! He shouted,
practically crying from laughing so hard.
Alright thats enough. I grumbled, shoving him back.
We pulled into the driveway and I turned off the car.
Sam exhaled with relief. Whew, no news vans. Must have not been as big
of a deal as we thought it would be.
I rolled my eyes. Shut up. I said, letting them out of the back seat.
See, this is when I miss having an army guarding my home. Sam said as
we walked up to the front door. Like I feel so vulnerable now.
I unlocked the front door. Please, we all know you dont need an army to
protect you.
He nodded. This is true.
Noah exhaled. Yeah, but the army sure made me feel protected from
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Mallory and I followed them inside. I shook my head. Guys, the army was
for everyones protection from enemies, not blood. Not that Sam would know
considering the fact that he spent more time on his boat than in the castle,
pretending to be... My voice trailed as we reached the kitchen.
We all stopped dead in our tracks.
Mom turned around from the stove. Oh hey guys!
I swallowed. Uh, what are you doing here?
She looked at me innocently. Can I come home from work during the day,
or is that not allowed?
Well its just that youre never home after school. I said, shifting
uncomfortably.
Sam nodded. Yeah mom, thats our alone time.
Mom raised an eyebrow. Your alone time?
Yes, of freedom.
I rolled my eyes.
She looked at Sam. So you mean to tell me that you are doing things
here while Im not home that you wouldnt normally do if I was home?
He held up his hands. Hey, dont look at me, Im not the one doing it. No
I think the ones you should be concerned about are the two lovebirds over
here.
Mal exhaled and my expression hardened.
Noah cleared his throat. Well umm, Ill be upstairs not being involved in
this conversation. He said as he walked up the stairs quickly.
After he got to the top, mom sighed. She looked at us. Look, I am trying
very hard to be okay with this new relationship.
Sam snorted. It took me 20 years to get used to it. He said under his
breath.
Mallory hit him in the stomach.
I took a step forward. Mom, it will be fine.
I know, I just, She paused. Yes, Im sure it will be fine. Well just have to
make a few adjustments.
Sam snorted again. Yeah, like getting Eddie a bigger bed.
The color drained from moms face. Mallory hit him again. My expression
hardened and I whirled around to face him. Oh my god, shut up.
What! I mean its obvious that
Mom cut him off. Samuel, go do your homework.
Sam sighed. Fine. He said, sulking up the stairs.
Mom looked back at us. I closed my eyes for a second. Eddie. She said
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 I opened my eyes. Yes?
There will be no sleeping in the same bed. That I will not tolerate.
I inhaled sharply, not used to having a mom. Mom, it wont happen.
She nodded. Okay.
Mal took a step forward. You dont have to blame this all on Eddie. Im in
this relationship too.
Mom nodded again and tried to hold back her smile. Yes well its much
easier to blame Eddie. She laughed. I dont fall for the dimples like other
people do.
Mal looked back at me. Yeah me either. She smiled as she walked
upstairs.
I rolled my eyes and tried not to grin. I waited until I heard her door shut
then I turned back to my mom.
She raised her eyebrows at me. Well?
I couldnt hold back my smile. I did it.
Her eyes widened and she held out her arms. Oh, Im so proud of you!
I hugged her. I went on the announcements and I broke up with Lily and
just poured my heart out and then I asked her to prom and she said yes and
Spencer and Emma like her and everything is going to be okay. I exhaled
with relief. And, oh my god it was terrifying.
She let go of me, gripping my arms. You were very brave.
I nodded, refraining from telling her that a king is always brave.
She held up her phone. And Ive had like eight moms text me already
wanting to know whats going on. I swear these moms have nothing better to
do than gossip.
I shook my head. Oh stop, you love it.
She sighed. Fine, it is kind of entertaining. She said, walking to the table
and grabbing her purse. Okay, Im going to the store. Need anything?
I shook my head.
She nodded, looking at her phone. Im going to stop by the office too. So
I should be back around six. She walked for the garage, but turned around
to face me. We dont need to have a conversation, do we? You know the
rules.
I nodded, holding up my hands in surrender. Yes, maam.
Good. She smiled. Love you.
Love you too. I said, shutting the door behind her.
I walked upstairs and made a beeline for Sams room. I pushed his door
open. He spun around in his chair. Why hello!
I pointed at him. You, are an asshole and I hate you. I said as I turned
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 Love you too! He called after me.
I slammed my door behind me. I put my backpack by my desk and sat
down on my bed, rubbing my eyes. Honestly, today was a blur. It reminded
me a lot of the days I used to have in the castle. So many things going on. I
took a moment to refocus and my phone buzzed. I looked at it and saw
Emma had texted me the picture of Mal and I.
Emma: Change your profile pictures NOW. Dont make me do it for you.
Me: On it.
I pulled up Facebook and quickly changed my profile picture. I updated my
relationship status, seeing that Mallory had updated hers too. I grinned.
I clicked back to an old picture on accident and blinked a few times when
my eyes fell on my dads face. I swallowed, realizing I had completely
forgotten about him.
I knew I had to tell him, before anyone else did. He had always felt guilty
when it came to Malloryfor good reason. I could only imagine how this was
going to make him feel. I owed him an explanation, even if he hadnt been
there for me in years.
I grabbed my keys and walked towards Mals room. I stopped in the
doorway and tapped on it.
She looked up at me from her laptop and her mouth dropped open. Were
dating? Since when?
I laughed. Shut up.
Wow, FBO, thats like a new milestone for us.
I know.
She clicked a few times. Oh my god Eddie, I am getting like a million
friend requests. You need to take this away from me before the popularity
goes to my head. She said, holding out her laptop. She scrunched her
eyebrows when she saw my keys. Going somewhere?
I swallowed. Im going to go see my dad.
She stood up and put down her laptop. What?
I need to see him, Mallory. I have to tell him, otherwise its just going to
be weird.
Youre only allowed to go once a month. You just went like two weeks
ago. She said.
I know, know. I just, I have to tell him. I cant fully move on until he
knows. I stuttered.
She nodded. Okay. She said, standing up and grabbing her jacket.
I looked at her confused. Are you coming with me?
She nodded. Why wouldnt I?
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 She looked up at me. So?
You really dont have to.
Im going.
I exhaled. You sure?
She touched my arm. Its important to you. Obviously I am going to be
there.
Would it make it weirder if she was there? Hey dad, Mals here and I love
her and remember when you ruined her life?
Even though he I said slowly.
She nodded again. Eddie, I want to go.
I forced a smile. Okay.
We walked together out of her room. I stopped in front of Sams room. He
spun around in his chair again and raised an eyebrow. Where you going?
I swallowed. Umm, to see dad.
He stood up. What? Why?
I shrugged. I dont know, just thought Id pop in and see how he was
doing. I dont have any news to share or anything. I said sarcastically.
He grabbed his iPod, standing up. I am so there.
I sighed. Sure Sam you are welcome to come. I mocked.
He walked forward. Thanks. He said as he patted my shoulder and
walked down the hallway.
I groaned, knowing that now I had to bring Noah.
Mallory looked at me. Whats wrong?
Well, now I have to take Noah and I wasnt really planning on it. Actually,
I was planning on going alone really. I admitted.
She looked up at me. Do you want me to stay with him?
I shook my head. Yeah, and go with Sam? Okay. I snorted.
She rolled her eyes. Oh but you were going to leave him here with Sam?
True. I paused. Actually he can probably stay by himself. Technically
hes like forty.
She laughed. I think we should all go. We havent seen him in forever.
Yeah, youre right.
We walked to Noahs room. I pushed the door open slowly and walked in.
Hey Noah.
He was sitting on his bed reading a book. He looked up. Hi guys!
Hey Noah. I smiled.
He looked at me. Whats up?
Well, uh, Mal, Sam and I are going to see dad, which means that you
His eyes widened. Why are we going to see dad?
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I nodded. Grab your jacket.
He jumped down quickly and grabbed his jacket from the floor. He put it
on and ran down the stairs. Can we stop for a snack on the way?
We followed him down the steps and walked out to the car.
I unlocked the car. Okay, we have to be back before six.
Sam snorted. Youre the one driving, Mr. High King.
I glared at him. Just get in. I said, opening the door.
We headed towards the facility, making small talk. I tried to focus on
them, but the truth was my mind was somewhere else. I didnt know how my
dad was going to react. I didnt really know what to say honestly. There was
no way to make this less awkward.
Alright Eddie, we need your opinion. Sam called from the backseat.
Which is more terrifying: a minotaur with a double-edged battle ax or a
spiked sea serpent who breathes acid?
I nodded as I pulled into the parking lot of the facility. Have to go with the
minotaur.
Ha! Noah cried.
Sam shook his head. Oh please, you guys have obviously never seen a
pissed off acubarus before.
Youre right. We havent. Because they dont exist. I said, turning off the
car and getting out.
False! Sam snapped. Fought one off myself.
With your bare hands and nothing but a bow and arrow to defend
yourself. Noah, Mallory and I mocked as we walked for the doors.
Yeah, actually!
I rolled my eyes.
We neared the lobby. I pushed Noah forward. Go first. Theyll be
sympathetic to you.
Noah nodded happily. Got it! Noah ran forward to the receptionist. He
peeked over the desk. Hi were here to see my dad! He said happily.
She looked down at him and then up at me. Name.
I stepped forward. Michaels. Richard Michaels.
She typed it into the computer and exhaled. She looked back up at us.
Sorry kids. One visit a month.
Please, we need to see him. Its important.
Im sorry, but you need a parent or guardian.
We have one! Hes in there! Sam said gesturing through the doors.
I looked at her. Please maam. Its important.
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Just then, a policeman walked through the door. He looked at her and then
at us. You Richs kids?
I nodded. Yes, sir.
Come right with me. He smiled.
I exhaled with relief, ushering Noah to follow him. We started to walk
down the hallway. We followed the policeman to the third door on the right.
He unlocked it and opened it for us. I looked at him.
Thank you very much.
He winked. Dont mention it.
We walked through the door and into the utterly familiar roomeven
though it had been years since I had been here last.
I stopped walking and my expression softened. My dad was sitting on the
couch. Noahs eyes lit up.
Dad! He cried, running towards him.
My dad smiled and stood up. He scooped up Noah and hugged him. Hey,
whats going on bud?
I missed you so much.
Dad set him down. Me too, Noah. Im glad you guys are here. He smiled.
Noah smiled and went over to play with the toys in the box near the
couch. Sam hugged Dad.
Sam, whats hip these days? He asked gesturing to Sams iPod.
Sam smirked. Still not you, Dad. He said, sitting down on the couch.
Dad smiled. Then, his eyes fell on Mallory behind me. He forced a smile.
Mallory, how are you sweetie? He asked, stepping forward to give her a
hug.
She hugged him. Hi Mr. Michaels. Nice to see you again.
I took slow breaths, trying to keep myself calm. It would be okay. I could
do this.
Dad looked at me. So Eddie, I assume you were the organizing force
behind this trip?
I nodded. I need to talk to you.
He nodded. Alright, lets go for a walk. He said, putting his arm around
me.
I looked at Mal. Do you want to go?
She smiled. No, its okay. You two go. Ill watch these guys. She said,
looking at Sam and Noah.
Dad and I walked through a door on the other side of the room into a little
courtyard. Dad looked at me. Whats on your mind?
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else.
He nodded. Okay.
Im not dating Lily anymore.
His expression saddened. Oh, Im sorry to hear that.
I shook my head. No Dad! Its good.
He looked down at me. Because now youre in love with Mallory. He
finished.
I scrunched my eyebrows, completely shocked. How did you know that?
Your mom was here this morning.
She was?
He nodded. She told me all about it. You know your mom. She likes to
keep me in the loop. I figured you kids would come to visit, so I asked Steve
to let you in.
I looked down, still processing. Okay well, I, uh, are you okay with that?
That youre in love with Mallory?
I nodded.
He grinned. Of course I am. Whatever makes you happy.
Are you sure? Its not awkward because of the whole, uh thing? I asked.
He shrugged. I can understand if shes uncomfortable and I wouldnt
blame her. I can give you both space if it would
I shook my head. No, its okay. Weve got time to figure it out. I looked
over at him. Youre really going to like her. I mean, she is completely
amazing.
So Ive heard. He beamed. I cant wait to get to spend more time with
her. He smiled.
I exhaled. Yeah, only five more years.
He looked down at me and smiled.
What? I asked.
I was going to wait to tell you but...
Tell me what? I asked quickly.
He nodded. They cut my sentence.
My eyes widened. What! They what?
He nodded again.
I shook my head. So, wait. When
He stopped me and smiled. Ill be home for Christmas.

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