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you cover your answers with hand, so the teacher cannot see how stupid you are
Dear Google, can u just let me write my sentence before u start guessing !
They say, When a girl closes her eyes she see the person she loves most....
In the Past we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Today we have no Jobs,
no Hope and no Cash'' - Americans
FridaySaturdaySunday!
you stay in the shower longer because its too cold when you get out.
"Sometimes I just have to let her win, because losing the argument is easier than
losing her''
The teacher asked 'What comes after 69?' Apparently 'mouthwash' was the wrong
answer.
I wonder if one day somebody will ever come & knock on my door
and tell me Hey ,we have 7 mutual friends in facebook", Can I come in?
anyone else?
The awkward moment you flush the toilet in the middle of the night
IN CASE OF FIRE: Please exit the building immediately before updating your
Facebook status.
if all men are same, why do women take so long to choose one?
Galileo: Great mind
Einstein: Genius mind
Newton: Extraordinary mind
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind
ME: Nevermind ;)