On the surface of the moon. God also has a father. His name cannot be pronounced Using only one mouth. The longer you stare at the sun The longer it will stare back at you. The contest will make you blind But justifiably proud. Your parents really are your parents. They are also brother and sister to each other. Each time you sprinkle salt on a leech An angel gets its wings. The original text of the Bible was Written in binary code by a sentient Quadruped 15 million years from now. Your uncle never worked a day in his Life without first slipping into a Bra and panties. George Washington Was, in reality, only three feet And seven inches tall. Hot pants were invented by Neanderthals Living in Spain. They took several thousand years To really catch on. Though he was cheated out of all Future royalties, it is believed that Sasquatch Wrote the first country song To be broadcast by radio. A short paragraph printed on page 137 Of last Sunday's New York Times Claims that the earth will come To a cataclysmic end in 19 days.