Tinder-aria

W. Schaels, Lyrics: Sanne Vleugels

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right on a hunk or on a tool?
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Hey, look at me I Just caught a sh. Isn't it big? Isn't it great?
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I'm so proud I caught it on my own Just seems to be a thing!

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God!
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I don't irt, no, I don't irt, no I don't, I don't

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I don't irt, no. I don't irt, no, I don't irt, I just make ma-ting sounds! Rou - kou Rou

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I'm justlook- ing for a per- son who takes me to Ce-line Di - on and who

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sings all of her hits with me a - long. Of - - cia - lly gay! Of - - cia - lly

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100 Suddenly (h=87)

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gay! Gay! Gay! Damn- it!
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I am search-ing for a girl that loves her bo - dy. And takes care

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of her- self And I'll spend some mo - o- ney. For your nails, Ma-ni-cure a - nd your pe - di - cure.

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I ne - ver be - liev - ed in God, but one

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day Godspoke to me: 'Tom, you're the be - st guy in thiswhole world.

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I am Jo - s, I am from

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your boobs, Hell no.
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234 rit. A tempo

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