NAME: Jabroni Malphas

RACE: Long Leg

AGE: 37

LOYALTY: What kind of flavor is that?

HOMETOWN: Bet ya never heard of it. Tiny little village called TEXAS on GAMMA ISLAND.

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EYES & HAIR: Little black dots represent his gaze. You never really know where theyre looking. He likes
to keep his hair shaved short, except for a modest moustache.

PHYSICAL: Very short for a Long Leg, only just clearing 7 feet and 259 pounds. His boxy frame is made up
of a thick squared chest, with thin limbs attached. His button nose and unbelievably round ears are his
most notable facial traits.

FASHION: A colored button up shirt (sans tie, this isnt a wedding) fits snuggly on him beneath a dark
collared suit jacket and matching fitted slacks. If you happen to peer beneath his rugged top hat, you
would see a dirty white cloth wrapped around his head. His kitchen apron is made from denim, dont ask
why.

LAUGH: "Honhonhonhonhon!

ONE-LINER: Yaaaaa-Jabroni.

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NEGATIVE TRAITS: Oblivious. Cheater. Self-piteous. Greedy. Flippant.

POSITIVE TRAITS: Mischievous. Light-hearted.

GOALS: To successfully establish a trade route and commerce back to Gamma Island. The place is a shit
heap, and it needs more shit for heaping. Running a restaurant would be cool too, or perhaps open a
chain of them after finding the Royal Egg treasure. Something like The Whores Platter or Hope You
Like Chicken..

LIKES: Tea, chicken, dancing, haggling, the word whore, speaking de espagnolli
DISLIKES: Coffee, a bad deal, cooking without chicken

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HISTORY:

Despite how much of a shitter he is now, Jabroni had a pretty innocent childhood. He was raised on a
farm of an island where resources were scarce, and the wilderness was dangerous. He learned to
scavenge and make do with what little they had, but there was one thing they had and ate in excess:
chicken. Oh how he loved to herd and slaughter them only to fry, grill, or sear and gobble them up. This
was where his passion for cooking comes from. So it should come as no surprise that when he came
across a shiny look-a-like egg he almost swallowed it whole, only to discover that it was a devil fruit.

Joining the navy was the easiest and fastest way off the island, and being a chef for them meant free
supplies, however lackluster they were: it was still a step up from Gamma Island. He mostly stayed in
the kitchen, but soon took part in battles as well, first as a cannon loader, later in melee skirmishes.

And that was great until they blew up Gamma Island.

Quick to respond with vitriol, Jabroni found the most dastardly group of pirates his navy ship has ever
come across: the Laughing Man Pirates. As to be expected, at first they could only laugh at his pleas to
join them, but one quick tussle and hot meal later, Jabroni had secured himself as their chef. This is
where his true colors began to shine: rules had long kept him from giving in to his more petty whims,
but now it could be all about him.

Some years later he made off with a bunch of their loot and has been working as a hired guard for
merchant ships since.

TIMELINE:

37 years ago: Born to Maverick and Rayna, both farmers on GAMMA ISLAND.

30 years ago: Ate the Boku Boku no Mi while trying to catch wild chickens for his family.

21 years ago- 18 years: Joined the Marines and works as a kitchen aid.

17 years ago- 11 years ago: Becomes full-fledged Marine chef aboard the SS. ORISKANY under CAPTAIN
MORTIMER. Over the next several years, he becomes respected in the kitchen as well as a reliable
fighter and cannon loader.

10 years ago: GAMMA ISLAND is almost entirely obliterated by a Buster Call. In response to this,
JABRONI retires from the marines.

9 years ago- 3 years ago: JABRONI settles into piracy as a chef for CAPTAIN BRAILLE of the LAUGHING
MAN PIRATES.

2 years ago- Present: Leaves the LAUGHING MAN PIRATES on fairly bad terms (honhonhonhonhon) and
works as a guard on merchant ships.