Q: What did the ground say to the Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?

earthquake?
A: So, what's your point!
A: You crack me up!

Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane?

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: Because he wanted a higher education!
A: To reach the high notes.

Q: How did the music teacher get locked in

Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to the classroom?
find in the school cafeteria?
A: His keys were inside the piano!
A: The Food!

Q: What do elves learn in school?

Q: What kind of plates do they use on
A: The elf-abet!
Venus?

A: Flying saucers!
Q: What did you learn in school today?

A: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

Q: Why did nose not want to go to school?

A: He was tired of getting picked on!

Q: What holds the sun up in the sky?

A: Sunbeams!
Q: How do you get straight A's?

A: By using a ruler!
Q: What object is king of the classroom?

A: The ruler!
 Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the A: Because his class was so bright!
pencil?

A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!

Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

A: She couldn't control her pupils!

Q: What happened when the wheel was
invented?
Q: Teacher: Didn't I tell you to stand at the
A: It caused a revolution!
end of the line?

A: Student: I tried but there was someone

Q: What do librarians take with them when already there!
they go fishing?

A: Bookworms
Q: How is an English teacher like a judge?

A: They both give out sentences.

Q: What is the world's tallest building?

Q: Teacher: You missed school yesterday,
A: The library because it has the most didn't you?
stories.
A: Student: Not really.

Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach?

Q: Why didn't the sun go to college?
A: To test the water.
A: Because it already had a million degrees!
Q: Teacher: If I had 6 oranges in one hand
and 7 apples in the other, what would I
have?
A: Student: Big hands!
Q: What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes
at you?
A: Pick them up and roll them back

Q: Teacher: If you got $20 from 5 people,

Q: Why did the teacher write on the
what do you get?
window?
A: Student: A new bike.
A: Because she wanted the lesson to be very
clear!

Q: Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking

at John's exam?
Q: Teacher: Give a sentence beginning with
A: Student: I hope you didn't either. "I".

A: Student: I is....

Q: Teacher: Answer my question at once. Q: Teacher: Stop there, you need to begin
What is 7 plus 2? with "I am".

A: Student: At once! A: Student: Okay...I am the ninth letter of

the alphabet.

Q: Why did closing her eyes remind the

teacher of her classroom?

A: Because there were no pupils to see.